Paris Agreement: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @WholesomeWeeabo
    @WholesomeWeeabo 6 років тому +4607

    "I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris"
    People in Pittsburgh: "We didnt vote for you"

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 6 років тому +162

      He did get more votes from the state as a whole, but we're no longer the smoggy coal town he pictures in his cartoon brain when he uses us (who hate him) to justify decisions we don't support. (And we spell Pittsburgh with an h.)

    • @kaushikiyer4881
      @kaushikiyer4881 6 років тому +42

      @Radicalsphere87 funny for a president who says he supports the coal industry, he's dismantling the Appalachian regional commission which is crucial for providing more jobs to the coal country

    • @TheRedRaccoonDog
      @TheRedRaccoonDog 5 років тому +46

      @Radicalsphere87 The US didn't vote for him either.

    • @tanishqsrivastava1816
      @tanishqsrivastava1816 5 років тому +14

      @@TheRedRaccoonDog Russia did

    • @TheRedRaccoonDog
      @TheRedRaccoonDog 5 років тому +31

      @@tanishqsrivastava1816 TBF he won because he won a few states by a few thousand votes.
      A few thousand people got to dictate the POTUS for the whole country.
      #MakesTotalFuckingSense

  • @MrDanzibar
    @MrDanzibar 7 років тому +222

    Thanks for giving me 20 minutes of laughter instead of the combination of screaming and weeping that my life has become.

  • @ST-cv4fc
    @ST-cv4fc 7 років тому +1607

    A 2 degree rise means cocoa farming would become unsustainable, coffee would not grow and wheat would be severly restricted.. So no more chocolate, coffee or beer. Heat waves, droughts, submergence of islands and coastal cities like New York are other climatic effects..

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 7 років тому +88

      Anyone who supports Trump would love for New York to be submerged.

    •  7 років тому +3

      no pos mejor me mato , alv

    • @csanfino283
      @csanfino283 7 років тому +108

      Repiblicans: Don't worry those are Liberal cities

    • @diddlysquat4582
      @diddlysquat4582 7 років тому +27

      Shivika Tiwari kudos to you, knowing how to target the modern audience, kudos

    • @tnebula2100
      @tnebula2100 7 років тому +15

      No more coffee?! 😭😭😭

  • @niashaoden5840
    @niashaoden5840 2 роки тому +121

    When I was a senior in HS I wrote a satirical essay about how we shouldn't do anything about climate change because it was gods will and if we tried to fix it it would show we didn't have faith in him to fix it, and to hear an actual representative say something so similar is just... I have no words.

  • @Yesnog05
    @Yesnog05 7 років тому +1508

    "You have 3 failed marriages. And yes, I'm counting your current one."
    Holy shit that was the most hilarious burn I've ever heard John Oliver say!

    • @vilairefontilus5249
      @vilairefontilus5249 7 років тому +3

      haiti

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 7 років тому +42

      He doesn't even have to try. Everything he says about Trump is true. His marriage is a sham. She definitely didn't expect this when she agreed to suffer for money. She 100% thought he'd drop dead by now or be close.

    • @soulwarrior
      @soulwarrior 7 років тому +25

      It was the most savage line I've heard this year.

    • @Esquarious
      @Esquarious 5 років тому

      @@vilairefontilus5249 Sak pase?

  • @impulseburst2367
    @impulseburst2367 7 років тому +903

    Dear god, that Trump speech... was he high when he said that?!

    • @rehmanarshad1848
      @rehmanarshad1848 7 років тому +40

      Trent Dillihay I wish that were the case... I've seen dogs high as fuck smarter than him... 😂😂😂

    • @carlosalbertofurtado3043
      @carlosalbertofurtado3043 6 років тому

      Trent Dillihay dear god was you high wen you wrote that

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 6 років тому +14

      The united states of America, *wHiCh wE aLl LoVe*

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 6 років тому +3

      Oh wait you meant the one after that...

    • @CassidyCope
      @CassidyCope 6 років тому +10

      @Radicalsphere87 Not on the job, especially if your job involves nukes.

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 7 років тому +4333

    Doesn't Trump know that pulling out is not an effective form of Earth control?

    • @sarthakj84
      @sarthakj84 7 років тому +84

      very clever monsieur

    • @jaridkeen123
      @jaridkeen123 7 років тому +119

      Evan Fields it is a great form of of reducing climate change.... if we pulled trump out of the earth's atmosphere and just keep pulling him closer to the Sun till he burns. That should fix our problem

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 7 років тому +19

      Kinda 0FiNCE1VE Yeah that paper currency with no practical value must be saved. Fuck the planet!!!...... Douchebag

    • @halo4224
      @halo4224 7 років тому +2

      he doesn't

    • @deeptv5577
      @deeptv5577 6 років тому

      Evan Fields 7

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 4 роки тому +97

    7:00 John loosing his shit over Trump not being able to finish a thought is hilarious and cathartic.

  • @Outlander3k
    @Outlander3k 7 років тому +2779

    I just think Trump looked at the name of the agreement, saw that it didn't say AMERICA, and decided to withdraw on those merits.

    • @ZippyLeroux
      @ZippyLeroux 7 років тому +126

      Nevermind America, he saw that it didn't say Trump and decided to withdraw on those 'merits'.

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 7 років тому +63

      Well the reason he and his buddies want to repeal Obamacare is the name of it, yeah? It doesn't help he has nutjobs whispering in his ear.

    • @dootdoot6130
      @dootdoot6130 7 років тому +40

      Both of you got it wrong, he didn't see "WE'LL PAY YOU MONEY TO STAY IN THIS AGREEMENT" and he decided to withdraw on those 'merits'.

    • @AA-km2lh
      @AA-km2lh 7 років тому +5

      DannyBoyTrip nop he didn't see he's name

    • @TofranBohk
      @TofranBohk 7 років тому +9

      I think you're giving him too much credit. The people he listens to probably just told him to do this.

  • @mysteryman7877
    @mysteryman7877 7 років тому +315

    By 2050, Phoenix, Arizona is projected to reach 130 degrees Fahrenheit every summer. That is as hot as it gets in a car that's left outside in the summer. You know, what's now illegal to leave kids in there because it's fatal. Imagine that outside.

    • @alekar2034
      @alekar2034 7 років тому +32

      Mystery Man And the fokes on the coast better start developing gills

    • @meadowlarkgrapefruit1381
      @meadowlarkgrapefruit1381 7 років тому +19

      Mystery Man Its all good we all want to die here anyway

    • @dannyfenton1235
      @dannyfenton1235 7 років тому +35

      As a person from Arizona, I can confirm that you don't want anything to be as hot as a car left outside in the summer.

    • @henrykrider179
      @henrykrider179 7 років тому +27

      It's okay we just have everyone get A/C to keep them cool, and to power all of them we'll build some more coal plants waiiiiiiit

    • @Sergiosimpson1
      @Sergiosimpson1 7 років тому +64

      BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?!?!?

  • @pearlz176
    @pearlz176 6 років тому +913

    Gotta admit, that moment when they announced the Paris Agreement and people were standing up and clapping made me a bit emotional.

    • @TomaszJegorow
      @TomaszJegorow 5 років тому +26

      @Mike B "cleanest air"? You are generating the 2nd as country and 18th per person world CO2 emissions. You are like Earth's ashtray. "strictest policies" -- that is funny.

    • @Sam-on5jf
      @Sam-on5jf 4 роки тому +3

      when I saw it on TV, tear streaming out of my eyes, just looking at it now makes me cry. such a powerful moment.

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 4 роки тому +11

      @Mike B please realise how disturbing what you’re parrotting is. You’ve been speaking about statistics from biased sources about something that should be the most basic thing to understand. You, your family and everyone you care about (including your fuhrer Trump) will die if measures aren’t put in place to delay the effects of climate change. That’s not an opinion, it’s fact. Get a clue.

    • @robertpoen5383
      @robertpoen5383 4 роки тому +4

      yes, because after 30 years of trying, all countries in the world finally agreed to do something, anything, to slow our march to extinction. "For a small and forgotten time...."

    • @lucillecook1052
      @lucillecook1052 4 роки тому +4

      Fun fact : only 2 countries have not signed the Paris Climate Agreement.
      - Syria, which is in ruins in the midst of a civil war, and
      - Nicaragua, who rejected it because it DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH FOR THEM!!
      Even North Korea is in!
      Will the US be the 3rd country? Well, they have officially asked to leave not long before this episode of Last Week Tonight but they cannot actually leave the agreement before 2020 so we'll see.

  • @__-cd9ug
    @__-cd9ug 5 років тому +1207

    Fun fact : only 2 countries have not signed the Paris Climate Agreement.
    - Syria, which is in ruins in the midst of a civil war, and
    - Nicaragua, who rejected it because it DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH FOR THEM!!
    Even North Korea is in!
    Will the US be the 3rd country? Well, they have officially asked to leave not long before this episode of Last Week Tonight but they cannot actually leave the agreement before 2020 so we'll see.

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 5 років тому +28

      But it's 2020 now..!

    • @Alexander_Kale
      @Alexander_Kale 5 років тому +30

      Also a fun Fact: China and India, the largest emerging economies of the world and biggest producers of CO2 by about a hundred country miles, have signed, but do not need to actually MEET the terms of the agreement.
      Or to put it another way, the Paris agreement was completely worthless in terms of its stated goals anyways.

    • @laurenbastin8849
      @laurenbastin8849 5 років тому +47

      Then surely trump pulling out was not only completely unnecessary but also needlessly provocative?

    • @Alexander_Kale
      @Alexander_Kale 5 років тому +6

      @@laurenbastin8849 Depends what you mean with "needless". Trump gained political capital from it, and the majority of voters simply don't know how toothless the Paris agreement actually was.

    • @selahanany5645
      @selahanany5645 4 роки тому +59

      @@Alexander_Kale fun fact: india is the FOURTH largest not seconnd. the US is the second largest.

  • @axis1247
    @axis1247 7 років тому +1650

    John John John, For Trump to finish a thought he would've had to have one in the first place

    • @otaku9421
      @otaku9421 7 років тому +29

      Axis1247 great job!!! best comment ever!!! (gives you a cookie)

    • @christinalahey327
      @christinalahey327 7 років тому +6

      You're correct!

    • @Bassmastr-ly5vf
      @Bassmastr-ly5vf 7 років тому +4

      Axis1247 well said👍🏼

    • @gamemaker1295
      @gamemaker1295 7 років тому +2

      id fc actually the human body is a very good fertilizer

    • @JamesOsyris
      @JamesOsyris 7 років тому +1

      Errrr dats a good wun

  • @Thumbsupurbum
    @Thumbsupurbum 7 років тому +698

    (19:00) Me in 2014: "Man, my home state is boring. It never get's mentioned."
    Me in 2017: "Oh god, stop. Please make it stop. I never want to hear about my home state again!"

    • @JaySingh-dy9bt
      @JaySingh-dy9bt 7 років тому +27

      Flintstoned LOL

    • @nigelgreer6230
      @nigelgreer6230 7 років тому +33

      Flintstoned same oh my god,, I miss when we were just tobacco and BBQ and windmills

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 7 років тому +2

      Meanwhile...
      me: why isnt anyone talking about Portugal?

    • @elNitemare
      @elNitemare 7 років тому +1

      Nigel Greer and basketball

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 7 років тому +48

      "Please don't be North Carolina again.... SHIT!"

  • @loek1455
    @loek1455 7 років тому +2821

    you know that that the shit gets real, when the french president speaks English

  • @noahdewitz790
    @noahdewitz790 5 років тому +1442

    "Trump is creating millions of jobs..... For the wrong friking country!"
    Hit it square on the nose, John.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +19

      @Mike B Yes, low wage shitjobs that robots ought to do!
      Let me ask you this; How come the EU is being flooded by US investment if the economy is STEADY in the US? Because creating shitty low wage jobs based on socialist policies from ARGENTINA of all places, is a really short term way of creating jobs! It does not "create" jobs, it simply makes an american able to work a shit job that a chinaman could and will do at 20% of the cost, then the dude from vietnam shows up and laughs his ass off, yes more people have jobs but even more people have LESS to go around in the long term!
      because, guess what?
      Vietnam is not under Embargo.
      And guess what? the EU exists and is a bigger economic powerbroker, even without the UK, compared to the US.
      And we dont embargo china. so they sell us things cheaper because you guys stopped buying their stuff, remember, basic supply and demand here.
      However, this means you got 1.6 million shitty jobs, worked by, americans, selling goods in the US only, because everyone else gets their stuff from china....because its cheaper and quality is about the same, fuck the chinaguys even do cheaper deliveries!
      Fucksake the economic policies Trump is pursuing are literally from the fucking 1700s and endorsed by KARL FUCKING MARX!!!
      My nation was reliant on trumps current economic model for, oh, about 1200 years!!!
      So answer me this; Why did Denmark stop relying on its mercantilism economics and trade tariffs?
      Dont bother I will help you; Because 1; it hurt our economy along with that of our neighbors, 2; the prussians yelled at us very loudly, 3; france threatened a fucking invasion! 4; britain destroyed our navy and we ran outta wood basically!
      If you want your future to be that of Social Democratic Denmark, do vote for Trump next time, because his policies are so fucking socialist that social democrats across the world go "yikes, thats a step too far pappa stalin!"

    • @evahabic3025
      @evahabic3025 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, with a chair!

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 4 роки тому +5

      It's very nice here in France. Howdy to ya'll back in the USA.

    • @nicholasthomas3040
      @nicholasthomas3040 4 роки тому +4

      I just think Trump looked at the name of the agreement, saw that it didn't say AMERICA, and decided to withdraw on those merits.

    • @mandymoore5774
      @mandymoore5774 2 роки тому

      Wrong FUCKING country!

  • @everythingisfakeandgay3859
    @everythingisfakeandgay3859 7 років тому +323

    Fun fact: I learned about global warming in my 8th grade science class. Thanks Mr.B!
    Seriously how do these guys not know how global warming works? I understood it at 13 years old

    • @SpareLs
      @SpareLs 7 років тому +1

      They're just skeptical because of scientists being wrong on several occasions, can be ignorant of what climate actually entails, and generally don't care because we'll be dead before the world ends

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 7 років тому +23

      Climate change doesn't end the world the world will be fine the problem of climate change is that it makes the world unsuitable for humans to live on.

    • @SpareLs
      @SpareLs 7 років тому

      I don't know exactly who, but when scientists began to claim that many cities would end up underwater by now due to melting polar ice caps years ago and it didn't happen like that, lots of people seem to have lost faith in global warming. It's just from what I've gathered from comment sections, whether their sources are true or not I tend to take their comments with a grain of salt

    • @thereaper2615
      @thereaper2615 7 років тому +12

      afcforever Seriously bro??? I lived in an Archipelago country and lots of our smaller islands are gone from the raising sea level, and our shore keep diminishing, sea level keep raising up by some centimeters each year. Do note that the island used to keep increasing due to coral growth and volcanic activities.

    • @boastfultoast7066
      @boastfultoast7066 7 років тому +1

      miller repin And most of not all other plants and animals.

  • @trikitiger
    @trikitiger 7 років тому +1828

    Quick! Rename it the "Trump Agreement", and he might actually pay attention to it!

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 7 років тому +33

      Teriki Tora Just leave it at "Trump" and you'll get his undivided attention.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 7 років тому +132

      He'd sign that thing immediately and call it "The best agreement in the world. It's true."

    • @kgirlartist66
      @kgirlartist66 7 років тому +10

      Brilliant idea!!

    • @mabelcorn2798
      @mabelcorn2798 7 років тому +2

      😂

    • @aurora5481
      @aurora5481 7 років тому +22

      Also put it in gold frames and hire a hot, blonde O'Reilly impersonator to read it out.

  • @benbrennan4953
    @benbrennan4953 4 роки тому +110

    I love how a foreigner is the realest, most honest, most informed, most listenable and most entertaining host about American news 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kritikasharma5642
      @kritikasharma5642 4 роки тому +10

      He is American, dual citizen to be precise

    • @ericaubin8024
      @ericaubin8024 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@kritikasharma5642 thanks for the correction. Way to weigh in there!

    • @edalbanese6310
      @edalbanese6310 Рік тому

      We don’t want him! Take him

  • @Magrat_Knoblauch
    @Magrat_Knoblauch 6 років тому +97

    As a German it makes me angry that he pulled out of the Paris Deal.
    Europe and Germany are independently getting greener - Germany uses currently 36% renewable energy (which is still too low for my liking) - but that the USA pulled out doesn't endanger only the USA itself, but the whole world. The USA is on second place of highest CO2 emissions of the world, but largest by CO2 emissions per person. (16 tons per person)
    It has a _responsibility_ to reduce its emissions and to get cleaner. Because Europe and Germany can become as green as we like, when the USA emits even more greenhouse gas than they do now all that doesn't help.
    But if we're lucky Trump won't be reelected again and the next president stays in the Deal.

    • @CryotoWolf
      @CryotoWolf 5 років тому

      This doesnt change anything. The paris climate agreement is the shittiest agreement ever. Every country that signed it say they will reduce carbon emissions. But if they dont there is no consequences. Its empty promises.

    • @Magrat_Knoblauch
      @Magrat_Knoblauch 5 років тому +5

      @@CryotoWolf Well, I agree with you that not much happened so far (which is very disappointing), but at least there was an effort to reduce emissions and to do so globally.
      Trump wants to increase coal mining (also bad for environment), the government has now given the ok to search for oil in the sea with seismis waves (which will harm marine species), he doesn't believe in climate change. Maybe the Paris Agreement weren't so far successful, but with his climate policies he goes backwards and successfully prevents the US from fullfilling their share of the deal.

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 5 років тому +2

      Believe me I'd love to have a government easier like Europe's. But the issue is that my senator is like your chancellor. And I don't even know who that is or really what he does.
      We don't have the same relationship with our states as you do your nations even though many of our states are LARGER than your nations. In our minds the president is the equivalent to the chancellor but in reality he's more like Julius Caesar. He's the elected head of an empire basically that thinks like a nation. Politics are so Goddamn messy here, mostly because NOBODY realizes those facts.
      The United States is basically an empire, and yet I have NEVER met another person American or otherwise whose ever just came to that realization. To everybody it's a giant nation like France or a compounded nation U.K. with multiple large chunks of varying independence.
      And because we view it so, we don't really behave politically like we should. My state is a fucking nation basically, but until like 2 years ago the only election I really knew anything about was the presidential because it's so controversial. Same with most people. It's its not our perceived nation leader then we couldn't give two fucks half the time.
      It's honestly not comparable to Europe like that. Even though it SHOULD.

    • @mistylouis4476
      @mistylouis4476 4 роки тому

      Do you even know what clean energy is. What's being claimed as free energy is the biggest scam I in history oh wait that's the pandemic of 2020.

    • @haydenprewer8388
      @haydenprewer8388 4 роки тому +1

      @@Magrat_Knoblauch I agree with you but wanted to point out small, oil producing nations like Qatar have higher emissions per person

  • @krishnawidardjo5777
    @krishnawidardjo5777 6 років тому +423

    "What are you talking about? They were happy because they secured a landmark victory for the future of the planet, you F-ing Egomaniac"
    Thank you for saying it for me, John!

  • @cherle7512
    @cherle7512 7 років тому +526

    john's going to break his desk one day

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 6 років тому +19

      Lillybeth Oat Especially if he keeps banging it with such serious gavels.

    • @stefantanasa13
      @stefantanasa13 6 років тому +5

      Cheryl Oduwole I would like to see that so that John would sue Trump for making him so mad to break that desk. I, for one, would be so happy and John would be 100 times happier

    • @jamesslick9879
      @jamesslick9879 6 років тому +5

      I think for one episode when John is going to get really, REALLY pissed, they should replace it with some weaker stuff to that when he hits it, it shatters. I've actually thought that would be really funny and wondered your same thought myself. The only problem would be possible cuts...

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 6 років тому

      Cheryl Oduwole
      I hope he breaks it over trump’s head

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger 7 років тому +417

    That fact that someone who is a compulsive liar is even allowed to remain in office, should really tell us all we need to know about this...

    • @MurderousJohnny
      @MurderousJohnny 7 років тому +6

      Um all presidents lie...at least it obvious with trump. Obama's ability to lie was horrifying by comparison.

    • @gamingrex2930
      @gamingrex2930 7 років тому +2

      Marlide Leblon ? Is this an ad?

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 7 років тому +10

      Murderous Johnny that isnt a defense of Trump. And he provably lies or at least says things he is misinformed on statistically more often than any other major American politician....

    • @youhan5961
      @youhan5961 6 років тому +6

      Rennis Tora blame it on the ignorant American who listen to every words of he said without asking questions cuz they too busy cheering for him

    • @correctionguy7632
      @correctionguy7632 6 років тому +1

      Does it really matter? You guys are just arguing with each other on which crook you think is worse, in the end they are essentially all the same and the course is not going to change. This also applies for john oliver, praised for not being afraid of speaking against multi billion dollar corporations while working... for a multi billion dollar corporation.

  • @rhorizon
    @rhorizon 5 років тому +325

    John, please more episodes on the climate crisis. It's dire.

    • @Dichtsau
      @Dichtsau 4 роки тому +3

      *actually, "climate change" aswell as "climate crisis" are _unwords._ there is no such scientific term as "global climate", because that would paradoxize the existence of "climate zones".
      what we do have, is "global temperature" and "global temperature change". if you keep using the wrong terms, all you do is cheerleading the doubters & disbelievers.*
      yes, it's getting warmer, ofc it is, we're at the end of an ice age and spring is warmer then winter.
      the problem is that we dig out- and bring co² back into the cycle, that has been kicked out of the cycle millions of years ago, which was the basic reason for all of us humans & plants & animals that we know nowadays to thrive into prospering existence. we're manipulating the cold-warm-cold-warm cycle in everything else then a smart and/or healthy way.
      our global main goal hast to be, to put as much co² back underground as we can.
      some ~20 year old german students actually invented a selfpowering machine that does exactly that, tho alot more efficient then burying trees.

    • @SupramanRambled
      @SupramanRambled 2 роки тому +1

      It should be an entire season.

    • @StickyMcBudNugget
      @StickyMcBudNugget 2 роки тому

      Its not, but it does sell alot of shit, pass a lot of pork-filled bills and buys votes from gullible rubes

    • @neuralnetwork17
      @neuralnetwork17 Рік тому

      @@Dichtsau Good lord, you're full of shit.

    • @edalbanese6310
      @edalbanese6310 Рік тому

      😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @fuyuseetaa
    @fuyuseetaa 7 років тому +2886

    I wish Donald Trump's father had pulled out. :(

    • @marcoslemus3056
      @marcoslemus3056 7 років тому

      fuyuseetaa bb

    • @abdukomilovv
      @abdukomilovv 7 років тому +145

      Lucas O'Brien i hope u r joking

    • @charlier4618
      @charlier4618 7 років тому +34

      i hope you arent being serious

    • @demonqueen26
      @demonqueen26 6 років тому +10

      i said the same thing lol...Glad I am not the only one who thought this.

    • @Informatic1
      @Informatic1 6 років тому +37

      Lucas O'Brien Yeah. Pft scientists... what do they know

  • @Maximus0451
    @Maximus0451 7 років тому +1972

    Republican or Democrat, I think we should all agree to not fuck up the place we live in.

    • @jalygator2904
      @jalygator2904 7 років тому +2

      Maximus0451 ikr.Omg tonight at my state there was a sort of radiation that could make phone devices that are on would explode and even burn the device omg all phones had to be off. Why this happened? i dont know im scared :(

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman 7 років тому +60

      It used to be a conservative thought: saving the environment, the value we've inherited from our forfathers and God, what's more conservative than that? The first law about nature protection was pushed by Teddy Roosevelt, EPA was started by fuckin' Nixon of all, the first carbon emissions cutting program was made by the Bush administration. This SHOULD NOT be a partisan topic, the only thing partisan here should be the way HOW TO DO IT. The choice between the market-oriented solutions or more centralistic approach.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 7 років тому +35

      If it costs too much in the short term, Republicans cannot agree to that. Short term financial gain must be had at all costs for Republicans. That's all this comes down to. Republicans are immoral scum. This could not be more obvious.

    • @Maximus0451
      @Maximus0451 7 років тому +5

      I don't want this thread to be a Republican hate circle jerk.

    • @alexdenijs2789
      @alexdenijs2789 7 років тому +14

      Donald Trump stop bitching about other people and resign. youre not cut out for this

  • @Thund3rstruck57
    @Thund3rstruck57 7 років тому +258

    Macron is a boss! As a mechanical engineer, I might take him up on that offer. I've eaten too much popcorn, and now I'm sick of this circus.

    • @ocean29
      @ocean29 7 років тому +3

      Thund3rstruck57 Yes! The center should rule the world! The only people with a concrete brain.

    • @overduetax
      @overduetax 7 років тому +6

      Macron sounds ridiculously sexy giving that speech. Makes me question my orientation!

    • @soni8995
      @soni8995 7 років тому

      Thund3rstruck57 I'm still laughing outloud...

    • @TheAnaHD
      @TheAnaHD 7 років тому +2

      Jacks Raging Bowel Duct You can see that he already posted it in youtube right? Your threat is extra stupid.

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 7 років тому +6

      Hey, I'm a chemical engineer. Been taking French classes for around a year. I am taking him up on that offer, please do the same

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 6 років тому +415

    Can we change the saying from 'God bless America' to 'God save America?'

    • @unseenmonster4506
      @unseenmonster4506 5 років тому +7

      SOMEONE BLESS AMERICA!

    • @WyattCayer
      @WyattCayer 5 років тому +12

      God won't save shit. He ain't there.

    • @ariandynas
      @ariandynas 4 роки тому +7

      God is not fixing this.

    • @Acidfrog475
      @Acidfrog475 4 роки тому +7

      OH GOD NO IT'S AMERICA AGAIN

    • @jasonteqja7262
      @jasonteqja7262 4 роки тому +5

      I’ve heard the saying “God gives you the ingredients to bake the cake” which means he gives you the ingredients to do anything you want in life and you have to figure the rest out. He created the universe and hasn’t messed with it a lot since it’s creation. That’s why we fucked up. We did a lot of things wrong.

  • @brendangray4770
    @brendangray4770 7 років тому +523

    Ironically, Trump lost the county that Pittsburgh is in...

    • @Sergiosimpson1
      @Sergiosimpson1 7 років тому +59

      80% of the votes were for Hillary. How can he be so stupid as to choose that example?

    • @brendangray4770
      @brendangray4770 7 років тому +40

      Comments like these are why I wish birth control would be more readily available for the bible belt.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 7 років тому +4

      Daario Naharis: Well, how many US cities are there that stand for old-timey industry and also start with a P? Was probably a stylistic choice.

    • @artsikatsi4883
      @artsikatsi4883 7 років тому

      I thought Trump won there, but maybe I'm wrong. If he lost that would be even more funny XD

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 7 років тому +19

      It was a style choice that happened to coincide with Pitsburgh's reputation as a steel town, blue collar, hard hats, smoggy skies, high unemployment as the steel mills close. But like much of the rest of the world, it has moved on beyond Trump's vision.

  • @genericname8128
    @genericname8128 7 років тому +1801

    I used to find these hilarious but now it just depresses the hell out of me.

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 7 років тому +27

      *hillary*ious

    • @DzheiSilis
      @DzheiSilis 7 років тому +10

      austin hart Welcome to the Gundam series.

    • @TheLegoMaster261
      @TheLegoMaster261 7 років тому +83

      Things will get better, never lose hope. The people of our country are fighting against Trump.
      Every country has its dark times. Germany was once the most poverty stricken country in the world, but the bounced back up and are the wealthiest in Europe. Perfect example that things get better. We can do this :)

    • @thomaszupan6308
      @thomaszupan6308 7 років тому +2

      Donkey Kong Fan I find that really ironic

    • @soyjeffe__
      @soyjeffe__ 7 років тому

      generic name 139k thumbs up would say differently

  • @butterworthfilter8403
    @butterworthfilter8403 7 років тому +473

    Yeah Paris Agreement represents the people of Paris. Because it's got "Paris" in the title. LMFAO.

    • @pendantblade6361
      @pendantblade6361 7 років тому +57

      aufdemtrip Because it was held in Paris. Like the Geneva Convention was signed in Geneva.

    • @kochka22
      @kochka22 7 років тому +4

      seriously ?

    • @kochka22
      @kochka22 7 років тому +1

      What is your point ? This agreement has nothing to do with Paris (apart from the name) and by the way it is in the interest of the US as USA are on this planet.

    • @RusselXJoyce
      @RusselXJoyce 7 років тому +8

      kochka22 i think that was the point he or she was trying to make beeing sarcastic 😂

    • @beavisbutt-headson3223
      @beavisbutt-headson3223 7 років тому +16

      What are you guys on about? Butterworth Filter just pointed out how ridiculously pointless Trump's comment was that he represents the people of Pittsburgh, not the people of Paris.
      I understand that sarcasm can be hard to pick up on sometimes but he really didn't make it subtle

  • @TheHannahcast
    @TheHannahcast 4 роки тому +464

    And just like that, we're back, baby!!! 💙

    • @BraigeRoleyGreatMusic
      @BraigeRoleyGreatMusic 3 роки тому +15

      Hell yeah

    • @JoeLaFon3
      @JoeLaFon3 3 роки тому +9

      Let's goooo

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 роки тому +25

      If only trump's dad was better at pulling out, we could have avoided this dumpster fire of a presidency haha
      Out of his 4,268 massive failings, unprecedented disasters and criminal acts..the only thing I will give him props for is the steps made in north korea to end the dmz and assist in unity with south korea
      ..and yet that's cancelled out by his Twitter insults to Kim Jong causing massive issues

    • @sigmaballsnetwork
      @sigmaballsnetwork 3 роки тому +3

      Less gooo

    • @notadev1590
      @notadev1590 3 роки тому +12

      @@KaladinVegapunk I may be a month late but "if only Trump's dad was better at pulling out" might be my favourite Trump insult I've read and that's a high bar. I'm fucking dead lmao

  • @tangroro
    @tangroro 7 років тому +2036

    The audiences are laughing, but as a teenager, I just watching this in silence, fear for my future......

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 7 років тому +104

      I don't fear my future; I'll be dead. As for the future generations, hope they get to use gas masks.

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 7 років тому +48

      I fear for my future as well. Also, nice profile pic.

    • @carlosalbertofurtado3043
      @carlosalbertofurtado3043 6 років тому +9

      tang roro as i wathching this as a human with brains im shaking for fear of yours dumbness

    • @lumas825
      @lumas825 6 років тому +57

      This current political climate is one of the reasons I want to take AP US Government during my senior year in high school.

    • @robinhood5627
      @robinhood5627 6 років тому +14

      And the world shall end to the sound of rapturous applause and cheering

  • @TjayLifts
    @TjayLifts 7 років тому +270

    The difference between the global average temperature now and the last ice age is only about 5°C so I'm sure you can imagine how disastrous a 2°C increase in our global average temperature would be.

    • @ACE-zo6st
      @ACE-zo6st 7 років тому +47

      The world's scientists get it, but Trump doesn't get any money in his pockets by paying attention to real facts. He's greedy, ignorant narcissism at it's worst and the U.S. is paying dearly. Putin knew getting Trump in would send the U.S. into a tailspin. Trump can't stop thanking him. We need help and many more honorable people in the White House and Congress. Those there in the GOP simply don't care about 98% of our population, or the rest of the world.

    • @twotonedmonstar1544
      @twotonedmonstar1544 7 років тому +1

      Tristan L do you understand that between that time and now we've only been producing green house gases for (as a conservative estimate) 300 years? You stupid fuck.

    • @quingo1139
      @quingo1139 7 років тому +24

      Marcus Baxley Why does the amount of time we've spent producing them matter? The issue is the amount we produce, not the time it took us to produce it.

    • @sanzuriver2959
      @sanzuriver2959 6 років тому +2

      Marcus Baxley You do understand between the time I was born and now, I only stopped flushing the toilet for the past 30 days or so. You might as well eat off it since ccording to your logic, it's not enough time to matter yet.

  • @LeRoiEnJaune
    @LeRoiEnJaune 7 років тому +629

    I never thought I would live in a world where not only would a French president welcome American immigrants, but encourage them to consider France as a new homeland. This is a situation so dire, not even the FRENCH will waste time with posturing.

    • @rogerthat5459
      @rogerthat5459 7 років тому +39

      elitefencer777 France has Universal Health care, from birth to death you are taken care of.

    • @ProfessorGanymede
      @ProfessorGanymede 7 років тому +3

      Except if you have a drug addiction. Then like every other country with too much American influence they say fuck you and send you to jail.

    • @witchgroup
      @witchgroup 7 років тому +18

      ProfessorGanymede actualy live in the fucking country before deciding what's going on in it.

    • @LeRoiEnJaune
      @LeRoiEnJaune 7 років тому +18

      Oh I'm aware of the perks, meant it more as a cultural matter. For instance: I'm Swiss by descent, and even if I were to move there, be fluent in the languages, be a functioning member of society and marry a local, in their eyes I would never really BE Swiss and it certainly wouldn't be my homeland. It's that distinction in Macron's invitation that caught me off guard.

    • @XkillerXmannequinsX
      @XkillerXmannequinsX 7 років тому +22

      French has been a hard language for me to understand but now I'm considering it lol

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 5 років тому +104

    The Olsen twins are secretly 4 sisters. It took two to play one child on T.V, so it must take four to play two in real life. Think about it

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 4 роки тому +4

      all I heard is..
      She moves TWICE as fast !

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +4

      Now THAT'S a conspiracy theory I can get behind!

  • @Ghdkgifhfhdh3
    @Ghdkgifhfhdh3 7 років тому +228

    I bet aliens haven't invaded us yet because they know we're idiots and don't want to deal with us.

    • @GreatJobTy
      @GreatJobTy 7 років тому

      SUCH AN ORIGINAL COMMENT OMG!!!!

    • @shirolee
      @shirolee 7 років тому +4

      They realized that we're going to kill ourselves without help.

    • @sportsgeek3476
      @sportsgeek3476 7 років тому +2

      Atlαѕ- Z Honestly, the most damning evidence of intelligence outside of earth is the fact that they haven't visited us yet

    • @zeetuga676
      @zeetuga676 7 років тому +4

      They kind dont need to invade us, we are doing their work xD

    • @ApricotData474
      @ApricotData474 7 років тому +1

      Atlαѕ- Z They know we are like roaches are to us if that makes sense

  • @XxDarkManaxX
    @XxDarkManaxX 7 років тому +123

    Good thing, that some of you guys in America are still willing to fight against climate change. Shows, that even the president can't do whatever he wants.
    Thumbs up for that. :)

    • @suicune690
      @suicune690 7 років тому +3

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Climate_Alliance

  • @Lupinthe3rd.
    @Lupinthe3rd. 7 років тому +897

    Trump may have pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement but the big question remains why did Fred Trump not pull out of his wife sometime in September or October 1945.
    This all could have been avoided

    • @Altern8Paths
      @Altern8Paths 7 років тому +16

      KingDT2007 YES JUST YES

    • @TaymaShine
      @TaymaShine 7 років тому +24

      KingDT2007 lmao made that joke on twitter a week ago... didnt get much acknowledgement 😕

    • @bobyost42
      @bobyost42 7 років тому +4

      KingDT2007 pulling out has shown to be about as effective as... well, as effective as Trump has proven to be at draining swamps or making America great again or at really ANYTHING other than destroying everything he touches. Now, had Fred strangled infant Donald with his still pulsing umbilical cord at the moment of birth he could've saved the world a lot of grief.

    • @Mr_Elusive763
      @Mr_Elusive763 7 років тому +2

      we just would have had another idiotic talking piece in charge. His supporter don't love him they love how stupid he is. They feel like they can relate.

    • @ygvonnerincones3197
      @ygvonnerincones3197 7 років тому

      KingDT2007 ,

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 4 роки тому +17

    "One, two, potentially billions..."
    Is this a Monty Python sketch?

  • @FrankHarrison12
    @FrankHarrison12 7 років тому +111

    I have no words for Trump anymore... but for the rest of us, perhaps we could do a better job electing our politicians.

    • @shivamrai2886
      @shivamrai2886 7 років тому +17

      Frank Toldt For Trump supporters, if Trump shat on their kids mouth they would still defend him

    • @CentaurusRelax314
      @CentaurusRelax314 7 років тому

      "MMMM! Nutritious and pre-processed! Thank you. May we have another?!"

    • @hoxnier591
      @hoxnier591 7 років тому +1

      Frank Toldt It was really the electoral college that voted for Trump not the American people

    • @Maxmarvelus
      @Maxmarvelus 7 років тому

      Frank Toldt never happen

    • @GlassOnion.
      @GlassOnion. 7 років тому

      We need better politicians.

  • @March.412
    @March.412 7 років тому +67

    I find these videos sadder and sadder. Where the hell are we going?

    • @meanderingwayfarer0928
      @meanderingwayfarer0928 7 років тому +11

      Well considering all the Russia business behind the scenes and Trump puffing out his chest at North Korea, I can almost guarantee that we're not going anywhere good. Because when nukes are involved, literally no one wins.

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 7 років тому +2

      Marika Chovanová
      We're going out with a BANG...
      I'll show myself out.

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 6 років тому

      Trump Apocalypse... The False kings are assembling all we need now is the Wh*re of Babylon

    • @elonmush4793
      @elonmush4793 6 років тому

      Actually, the topics are sad, but Oliver presents them in a too goofy way if you ask me. Every sad fact is countered by stupid joke. But this climate change topic deserves no jokes.

  • @JeremyPezmanTaylor
    @JeremyPezmanTaylor 7 років тому +770

    When I heard Trump's speech I just thought of an alternate universe, where JFK said we shouldn't go to the moon because it was hard.

    • @maxmedford5344
      @maxmedford5344 7 років тому +14

      Wouldn't that make a really interesting DC elseworld Story?

    • @blakemonway
      @blakemonway 7 років тому +31

      Jeremy Taylor "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for me and my totally big hands."

    • @xcactuswingsx9289
      @xcactuswingsx9289 7 років тому +4

      Jeremy Taylor trump wants to go to the moon, the space shuttle program was shut down under Obama imbecile

    • @Neravine
      @Neravine 7 років тому +5

      There's a short story in the Sandman series that's really similar to this.

    • @JeremyPezmanTaylor
      @JeremyPezmanTaylor 7 років тому +10

      xCactusWingsx I think you misunderstood my analogy. As someone who wants to be a ecologist (scientists) for a living, I feel like Trump is telling us it's not worth it to do what I'm doing. like he's giving us all a metopholical middle finger.

  • @oeterg1181
    @oeterg1181 4 роки тому +15

    I just love this guy. He makes me laugh and I learn some really cool stuff. Thanks.

  • @DanielIverson3
    @DanielIverson3 7 років тому +62

    It is very sad that we all can't get along in a world that we all live in. Anything that helps our future planet should be our number one objective.

    • @mdtalibhossain7114
      @mdtalibhossain7114 7 років тому

      I have something really big for you guys!..!
      Move over to Google and search this CODE AFDUHGJD4B

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 7 років тому +59

    7:00 - Someone saw that clip and said to themselves "that man should be given significant power."

  • @djdrew11
    @djdrew11 7 років тому +83

    I live in Florida, where it is illegal to use renewable energies to solely power our homes. We MUST be tied to the power grid, and we MUST be paying for their electricity, no matter if we're powering our homes with solar, the SUNSHINE STATE. We can't disconnect from the power grid without being charged and fined, or arrested.

    • @spaceclaw1958
      @spaceclaw1958 7 років тому +6

      Citation? Otherwise someone might just be lying to you....

    • @helioskitty9328
      @helioskitty9328 6 років тому +5

      That’s awful. That law should definitely be stricken from the books.

    • @Sealedaway
      @Sealedaway 6 років тому +12

      I'd love to hear someone try to defend THAT fucking law.

    • @natkatmac
      @natkatmac 6 років тому +1

      @Radicalsphere87 Energy sources are like stocks. Diversify your portfolio so then not all your eggs are in one basket. My area has sun 350 days out of the year. For the other 15? We're still connected to the city's gas/electricity. Saved us money, too.

    • @andrewk6717
      @andrewk6717 5 років тому +4

      America you're FKKD. In Australia we can actually build a home & the plan is OFF THE GRID . Power Water Sewer , grow some veggies. Done. & in urban areas putting power back into the grid gets u money. America the ship is sailing, whats going on over there????

  • @chrisbeecraft
    @chrisbeecraft 6 років тому +86

    We live in a big fish tank, God doesn't come and empty out the filter every 50years, all the shit we produce stays in the fish tank. Some of us realise this, others don't - we need to remove those that don't from the seats of power.

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 5 років тому +8

      I mean even as an atheist that still works. Even more so actually.

    • @Gaius__
      @Gaius__ 4 роки тому +5

      Preferably we remove those that don't understand from the human gene pool as well.

  • @nzazueta3693
    @nzazueta3693 7 років тому +218

    I'm still wondering if Trump knows that there's a Paris Texas

    • @gabeduncan4228
      @gabeduncan4228 7 років тому +1

      N Zazueta I'm not sure very many people do.

    • @nzazueta3693
      @nzazueta3693 7 років тому +4

      Gabe Duncan with the amount of European influence our country has there are bound to be towns or cities named after European capital's. Also even the Rugrats knew on an episode over 20 years ago. plus I just have a wide range of obscure knowledge

    • @nzazueta3693
      @nzazueta3693 7 років тому

      also I wonder if that town will be protected

    • @TubbyBubbleLove42
      @TubbyBubbleLove42 7 років тому +4

      And in Kentucky!

    • @nzazueta3693
      @nzazueta3693 7 років тому +3

      TubbyBubbleLove42 that's funny I forgot about that one. that's sad because I live in KY

  • @StardustLegend
    @StardustLegend 7 років тому +534

    All this shit with the paris agreement and global climate change is starting to make me self-conscious about the stuff I do. We as individuals need to start taking steps to reduce global warming.

    • @messyroom7977
      @messyroom7977 7 років тому +8

      TheFirstNoel Well said....

    • @paolabueso
      @paolabueso 7 років тому +8

      TheFirstNoel I totally agree. Thank you for your comment.

    • @zeldamasterfreak105
      @zeldamasterfreak105 7 років тому +3

      TheFirstNoel Thank you. This is hopefull😇

    • @Calle_family
      @Calle_family 7 років тому +7

      TheFirstNoel I agree with you. Just as simple as recycling or conserving water helps our planet. There is a manager at my job who doesn't recycle because the utility service company that picks up the garbage doesn't offer a discount. Well he wants an incentive to recycle. I don't need an incentive I do it because I actually care about our planet. Also I live in a desert and conserving water is a high priority

    • @katya4307
      @katya4307 7 років тому +9

      Calle Q omg that makes me so mad... about your manager. My business doesn't recycle right now, but me and a co worker have our own recying bin that we take turns taking home... and I've tried to approach some managers about a recycle program, and the response I'm getting is: costs more, more work involved, people won't actually follow through and use it correctly... a lot of these are misconceptions... So it just sucks :(

  • @MissFarewells
    @MissFarewells 7 років тому +36

    "He is just doing it for the wrong *fucking* country" I'm dead.

  • @jrelevates1574
    @jrelevates1574 4 роки тому +26

    Watching in 2020, We're literally on fire.

  • @karlovcg1823
    @karlovcg1823 7 років тому +128

    Oh don't worry, it only affects the people who live on Ear- ohhhhhhhhhhh

    • @morganthem
      @morganthem 7 років тому +1

      OHHHHHHH

    • @triopsate3
      @triopsate3 7 років тому +4

      Trump and his supporters live on alternate Earth though.

    • @scottevil4531
      @scottevil4531 7 років тому

      Well Mars here we come XDXD

  • @isabellapatterson1406
    @isabellapatterson1406 7 років тому +245

    I don't usually leave comments at all let alone comments like this but I actually cried watching this video, I mean I literally shed a tear. I am so pissed that this is the state of our country. I'm so pissed that 70 year old climate change denying fuckheads that will be dead in 20 years are shaping my future and how the world will be after those years. I'm so pissed that they are regressing possible advances in technology, industry, new jobs, and the global economy as a whole. I'm so pissed that it feels like people want to make this earth a fiery hellhole.

    • @Mirabell97
      @Mirabell97 7 років тому +9

      Then do something about it! Organize rallies at your schools, participate in matches, tell everyone you know and you don't know that they need to take action. Get loud!

    • @casiopea8466
      @casiopea8466 6 років тому +6

      Well I'm sorry but the obly people to blame here is americans. You people got yourselves into this mess and that would be okay normally, but the problem is you're dragging the rest of us with you... So stand up and do something people. Its up to you. Just join or create social movements and read some Chomsky. Get. Fucking. Loud.

    • @jesurenbnb
      @jesurenbnb 2 роки тому +2

      Make sure those guys never take office

    • @iainoftheizzetleague9850
      @iainoftheizzetleague9850 Рік тому

      @@jesurenbnb Yeah, funny story...

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Рік тому +1

      😭
      😭😭
      😭😭😭
      😢😭😭😭
      😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TheLegoMaster261
    @TheLegoMaster261 7 років тому +374

    Thank you John Oliver for making the news fun to listen to and giving me hope for America.
    Keep your positivity, because everyone is doing everything they can to go against trumps decision.

    • @mad601
      @mad601 7 років тому +5

      +Donkey Kong Fan He's not being positive you twat, in fact MOST of his latest episodes have been upwards of 85% negative against the president of the united states. Keep on having fun filling your time with complaints since that seems to be the only thing the liberal media is able to actually do anymore.

    • @henrygarcia7367
      @henrygarcia7367 7 років тому +6

      Kenny Tyler kenny tyler damn you really are a fucking moron.
      How in the fuck is he going to say lositivrvthings about trump.
      There's nothing even close to positive about Trump or all the moronic igorant shit he's doing.

    • @mattydigs
      @mattydigs 7 років тому

      How is listening to unending negativity and vitriol 'fun' ? LOL

    • @zakbailey8672
      @zakbailey8672 7 років тому

      why are these spam comments EVERWERE?

  • @hildajonsdottir837
    @hildajonsdottir837 6 років тому +14

    Did he just say "The Eurovision is being sued like crazy, you wouldn't believe it"???

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 років тому +157

    I like that throughout the song, Macron was giving John a straight-up "We are not amused" stare.

  • @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039
    @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 7 років тому +297

    Happy to be from CA, where we are one of the state's that will still be part of the agreement. Resisting that scum 45.

    • @ADAMan123
      @ADAMan123 7 років тому +19

      I live in San Diego! Agreed! #California

    • @silenteagle3340
      @silenteagle3340 7 років тому +6

      yes, Unfortunately I do not think Texas will be hopping on that bus.

    • @GroovyMrSchneebly
      @GroovyMrSchneebly 7 років тому +7

      Your Governor isn't good, in my opinion, but I have read where some parts of Texas has embraced renewable energy, and is using solar power. That's a start in the right direction.

    • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
      @Disciple_of_Cthulhu 7 років тому +31

      Greetings from Hawaii! We're with you on staying true to the Paris Agreement.

    • @fictionalcosmos4626
      @fictionalcosmos4626 7 років тому +3

      Ahh this sucks :( I live in Nebraska😞

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +721

    Paris isn't in Pittsburgh? Damn you, DeVos' geography curriculum!

  • @thelastasmrchannel5734
    @thelastasmrchannel5734 4 роки тому +34

    Lol it’s the future now, and we back in babyyy

  • @muadh2650
    @muadh2650 7 років тому +131

    At least from the bright side, Trump learned how to pull out.

  • @Domsy95
    @Domsy95 7 років тому +52

    trump is a real life villain.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 7 років тому +282

    I have never gotten physically angry at a Presidents speech. Dubya had his moments but with Trump....... Every time he opens his mouth I make a fist

  • @NephariusMusic
    @NephariusMusic 6 років тому +101

    Sooooo is Macron’s offer still on the table?

    • @808FUCKEM
      @808FUCKEM 6 років тому +27

      Yep. Since he's been elected he kept asking pissed of american and british citizens to come work here with videos like that. Some actually did. He is mostly talking about highly qualified people, but still... I'm french, voted for that guy, didn't regret it

    • @tieyourmotherdown90s80
      @tieyourmotherdown90s80 6 років тому +4

      Absalon, you dont regret it for actual policy or for all the fanfiction of him and governor trudeau? 😂😂😂

    • @808FUCKEM
      @808FUCKEM 6 років тому +4

      @@tieyourmotherdown90s80 haha I mean.... BOTH ! such a love story

    • @808FUCKEM
      @808FUCKEM 6 років тому +4

      Macron and Trudeau are actually the same person

    • @AlphaWolf096
      @AlphaWolf096 6 років тому +4

      Absalon Records Is knowing French a requirement, or can we learn while we’re there? Do people speak good enough English that I could reasonably have a conversation with someone? If not, is it possible to get a translator? I’m asking these questions because I may need to leave the USA for France if the current trend over here continues. I’m not likely going to go for a doctorate, or even a Master’s, but undergrad is from (potentially) one of the top Universities for Sustainable Development right now.
      I took Spanish rather than French in high school, so...

  • @thatfighterguy5846
    @thatfighterguy5846 7 років тому +33

    Am i the only person who got so depressed i cried halfway through this?

    • @nastyham5302
      @nastyham5302 5 років тому +3

      only the smowflakes

    • @ChillinVinillin
      @ChillinVinillin 5 років тому +1

      No not at all. None of this is okay

    • @tedkazcynkski4328
      @tedkazcynkski4328 5 років тому

      @하하하대다수가 I'm sitting in my car with the engine running. Not because I need to but because I can.

    • @WyattCayer
      @WyattCayer 5 років тому +1

      I was hit with a wave of depression this morning. And then I came across this video, and yeah, it made me cry too!

  • @ResearcherReasearchingResearch
    @ResearcherReasearchingResearch 7 років тому +560

    The US should require their politicians to get a science degree aside from their law degree.

    • @uncleubi9008
      @uncleubi9008 6 років тому +41

      Researcher Researching Research trump has no law degree to my understanding

    • @nimkal
      @nimkal 6 років тому +44

      YES, this exactly. Now that we are transcending into space technology and advanced science, no president should be allowed to be elected unless they have an understanding of science, technology, as well as health.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 6 років тому +35

      How would requiring a degree help? Trumps daddy bought him an economics degree, and Trump has proved repeatedly, that he doesnt understand even the most simple, most fundamental facts about economics.

    • @nimkal
      @nimkal 6 років тому +5

      @@dfuher968 No one's talking about an economics degree Sherlock. Are you fucking blind or just ignorant? re-read the OP's comment. "Science degree" he said. And simple because we are advancing towards renewable energy, clean resources, planet maintenance, and planetary multi-habitat. Yes it should be required for the person not to be a dumb fuck like trump.

    • @natkatmac
      @natkatmac 6 років тому +16

      Apparently, being above the age of 35 is more important than an education in law, American history, or anything else relevant. The presidency has some of the most lenient eligibility requirements ever. The idea that "anybody can be president" is both a wonderful promise and a terrible threat.

  • @patrioteavecmacron4270
    @patrioteavecmacron4270 7 років тому +92

    As a Parisian, I am so much happy to learn that I am not represented by Donal Trump.
    I am going to open a bottle of Champagne to celebrate this

    • @patrioteavecmacron4270
      @patrioteavecmacron4270 7 років тому +7

      I am sorry gor citizens of Pittsburgh . They are unlucky

    • @MegaChocoManiac
      @MegaChocoManiac 7 років тому +17

      I'm jealous... but hey can you teach me French? It seems I was invited over 15:25

    • @DannoThorne
      @DannoThorne 7 років тому +2

      You should also toast to Macron's presidential handshake. I chuckled over DJT's truce signal double-release attempt, while Emmanuel held on, asserting dominance. Outstanding. imgur.com/gallery/Niu8xBd

    • @jbinns32
      @jbinns32 7 років тому +3

      Pour me a glass because I need something to get over the fact that he represents me. :/

    • @Sunda_Dutch
      @Sunda_Dutch 7 років тому +1

      C'est amusat de voir ce trou de cul trump détruit l'amerique.

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 6 років тому +13

    15:36 Some Disney exec saw this and immediately yelled "Cast this guy in the next one!"

  • @harrisonshone7769
    @harrisonshone7769 7 років тому +140

    This goes beyond political ideology and party politics. This is just bad governance.

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 7 років тому +683

    2 planets talking...
    planet 1: hey, what's up? You look kinda sick.
    planet 2: yeah, I'm not doing well. I have a severe case of Homo Sapiens.
    planet 1: Don't worry! That doesn't last long...

    • @robstarchives
      @robstarchives 7 років тому +18

      Mars will always be there for us.
      Until of course the sun goes nova on our asses but 'till then we're pals.

    • @Eudaletism
      @Eudaletism 7 років тому +1

      After the sun goes nova we really will have a relocation problem. Much of the rest of the galaxy's stars will be dying around the same time. Hopping from star to star won't cut it for long, we'll have to find some way to farm them. Our best bet will probably be to upload our minds onto some highly efficient computational substrate, so that we can experience subjective years in a second while requiring very little energy.

    • @Torsee
      @Torsee 7 років тому +21

      Sounds like a thought from George Carlin!
      "Pack your shit folks! We're going away!"
      "Earth is fine, it's the people who are fucked!"
      RIP George, you are missed.

    • @TheGoofy1932
      @TheGoofy1932 7 років тому

      This is also why we should be adding more funds to important programs like the space program which the US is not doing. We used to be leaders. We used to be at the fore front of discovery. Now thanks to the idiot in chief we are no longer the leaders and we aren't even smart enough to be followers. We are just standing still with our heads in the sand. Truly, the worst President in history and an embarrassment. Vote Out Republicans 2018/2020!!

    • @hoplite669
      @hoplite669 7 років тому +1

      Lol - nice one. Unfortunately..

  • @insanesanitygaming9998
    @insanesanitygaming9998 7 років тому +204

    Dali Lama is like Gandhi in Civ You might not piss him off easy, but when you do? Nuked ya.

    • @aswathi9215
      @aswathi9215 7 років тому +5

      Insane Sanity Gaming ....fyi, it's Gandhi not Ghandi, if you are talking about the Indian civil rights leader.

    • @insanesanitygaming9998
      @insanesanitygaming9998 7 років тому +3

      Whoops!

    • @Koellenburg
      @Koellenburg 7 років тому +1

      lol, i would have made the same mistake^^

    • @FuugaNatsu
      @FuugaNatsu 7 років тому +2

      Eh, it's an often repeated mistake. Also, fun fact for anyone who didn't know; his name isn't Mahatma Gandhi; "Mahatma" is not a name, but essentially a title. It's roughly translated to something along the lines of "Great Spirit" or "Great Soul" - it can be compared to the modern English term "saint."

    • @rs1960
      @rs1960 7 років тому

      zach m sources?

  • @chia9534
    @chia9534 5 років тому +33

    here rewatching in 2020 while my country is burning to the ground ✌️

  • @bonniejunk
    @bonniejunk 7 років тому +136

    John Oliver: The height of hubris is 6' 2" and he just pulled us out of the Paris Agreement.
    *SHOTS FIRED*

  • @sams3684
    @sams3684 7 років тому +76

    thanks John. you take political satire to new levels, but it's worth it.

  • @comedyman4896
    @comedyman4896 7 років тому +1164

    Last time I was this early, the Earth had a chance.

    • @cameronlennox9857
      @cameronlennox9857 7 років тому +5

      Molten salt reactors can give it one

    • @eszethomas
      @eszethomas 7 років тому

      the Colossal Titan turn to KEK for your answers.

    • @kennyzhang9649
      @kennyzhang9649 7 років тому +4

      Pls titan spare us 😭

    • @captainobvious90
      @captainobvious90 7 років тому +8

      the Colossal Titan last time you were this early, Eren's mom is still alive

    • @comedyman4896
      @comedyman4896 7 років тому +17

      At least I can kick down that wall if it ever comes up.

  • @dodid0
    @dodid0 5 років тому +4

    Ignorance is the curse of humanity

  • @globalcritics9076
    @globalcritics9076 7 років тому +426

    "We don't want other countries to laugh at us"
    Mr. President, they're not laughing at the US. They're laughing at YOU

    • @sophiaisbased9621
      @sophiaisbased9621 7 років тому +29

      We're also laughing at his voters.

    • @4lkareth
      @4lkareth 7 років тому +18

      Well... We may actually be laughing at you a tiny bit, for having elected such an idiot to represent you as a country

    • @yaddar
      @yaddar 7 років тому +27

      I'd say we laugh 80% at Trump and 20% at the US for electing him.
      maybe 70-30

    • @CaptainPhilosophical
      @CaptainPhilosophical 7 років тому +3

      Lamb Sauceror remember he didn't win the popular vote

    • @antman7673
      @antman7673 7 років тому

      Captain Philosophical still

  • @ZoeRaeMusic
    @ZoeRaeMusic 7 років тому +220

    Did you guys know that the word "Trump" is used to say "passed gas" in the U.K.?

    • @Electro35man
      @Electro35man 7 років тому +3

      @Zoë Rae Nomen omen ahahah

    • @agrammarnazi41
      @agrammarnazi41 7 років тому +2

      Zoë Rae As a matter of fact I did.
      Pip pip. And goodnight to our majesties subjects in: The UK, Australia, Canada, Barbados, St Vincent, New Zealand and Jamaica.

    • @sunsetnoodle
      @sunsetnoodle 7 років тому +1

      Zoë Rae i still say that lmao

    • @icarusfx
      @icarusfx 6 років тому +5

      I have a feeling that by the end of his presidency it will mean the same thing in the US

  • @OfficialManGo
    @OfficialManGo 7 років тому +218

    Trump didnt want other countries to hate America and laugh at it.
    well I guess you know how that changed

    • @jonathan66ist
      @jonathan66ist 7 років тому

      Official ManGo to late they never did if anything thought it was money hungry

  • @scryer88
    @scryer88 4 роки тому +4

    Isn’t this the birth of the Olsen Twins bit? Always a classic.

  • @louisejames6457
    @louisejames6457 7 років тому +595

    I'm from this mythical place called Denmark; we're a small country and are all-in-all pretty damn insignificant on a global scale (despite our politicians believing otherwise) but we do pull our weight. I don't care about the US making more money than us... I simply want the United States of America to pull their weight in this climate debacle. It isn't about money - nor should it be about money. It is about ensuring a future for our planet and the generations to come. It is a far bigger hubris to believe you, the politicians of the US, have the right to doom the world by not participating in the fight to save it.

    • @sanjogh777
      @sanjogh777 7 років тому +21

      Louise James I studied in Denmark. I have to say it is the most eco friendly country I have ever visited. Kudos to you guys and your government.

    • @louisejames6457
      @louisejames6457 7 років тому +3

      Sanjog Wayne thanks! I always get excited when I encounter people who've been here since most people only know Denmark through conversation. But I'm happy that we made a good impression :)

    • @louisejames6457
      @louisejames6457 7 років тому +5

      There has been an intense focus on reducing our national carbon emissions and creating sustainable renewable energy opportunities. Despite being a small country, politicians, companies and households alike have all been willing participants in trying to reduce our carbon footprint; many private homes and institutions have solar cells installed, along with a growing number of "solar-farms" popping up throughout our countryside, and energy companies are making the gradual shift to exclusively using/selling renewable energy produced by windmills.... And so much more! We are making an effort: despite our small size, we realise the importance of making such changes and even though we are less than 6 millions people, *we pull our weight and we are proud to do do*

    • @Daymjo
      @Daymjo 7 років тому +1

      Danes are really lazy in my experience, but good, nice people all in all.

    • @victoriacschmidt1438
      @victoriacschmidt1438 7 років тому +10

      Louise James , no country is insignificant, we all share the same planet. I learned about your beautiful country at school.

  • @gustaflarsson595
    @gustaflarsson595 7 років тому +1237

    The fact that Donald Trump makes George Bush Jr. look like fucking Stephen Hawking by comparison is so god damn depressing.

    • @oscarkatime9849
      @oscarkatime9849 7 років тому +1

      Can you quickly build a series of walls: 1. Mar o Lago, 2. White House and 3. Trump Tower.....

    • @pamevans8001
      @pamevans8001 7 років тому +15

      Hell he makes W. looks like effing Pericles compared to Carrot Caligula

    • @StormyHotwolf88
      @StormyHotwolf88 7 років тому +1

      God, I know... Bring Bush Jr. Back LOL

    • @zakbailey8672
      @zakbailey8672 7 років тому +2

      why are these russian spam comments EVERYWERE

    • @brianbuchwak9981
      @brianbuchwak9981 7 років тому +2

      Gustaf Larsson I legitimately miss Bush

  • @Sunny-iu7lg
    @Sunny-iu7lg 7 років тому +62

    John Oliver, you are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @ColdDisdain
      @ColdDisdain 7 років тому +9

      Sunny *laughs as the world goes down in flames*

  • @aswallace88
    @aswallace88 4 роки тому +21

    Good luck to the people who survive COVID just to have to try and survive the droughts and wars that will inevitably come.

  • @whothefck2891
    @whothefck2891 7 років тому +110

    As a german i can say Donald Trump acted like a giant baby on his europe tour, everyone here doesnt kow if we should laugh about him or be afraid of him
    If that wasn't a total embarassment to every american i would be worrying about americans

    • @vaultlife7110
      @vaultlife7110 7 років тому +14

      Whothe fck I'm American and I understand. He's a fucking nightmare.

    • @Strausburg
      @Strausburg 7 років тому +4

      That is how we feel all of the time and I think it's a natural response to trump's incompetence. He is so inept, you have to laugh to keep from crying.

    • @basil3663
      @basil3663 7 років тому +2

      This just in: Germany bans history according to internet nobody.

    • @ville59379
      @ville59379 7 років тому

      Unga Bunga Sadly, americas situlation is even more emberrassing. How did the americans even let that sad little fuck in to the white house?

    • @Greymane-e5t
      @Greymane-e5t 7 років тому

      It is scary.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 7 років тому +2003

    *Per usual, Trump did the exact opposite of what he should’ve done.*
    He pulled out of something that could actually save the planet,
    but 34 years earlier he *_didn’t_* pull out and we got Eric.

  • @t.muller825
    @t.muller825 7 років тому +39

    "I don't wanna live on this planet any more" (Me in 20 Years)

    • @sergiosanchez5460
      @sergiosanchez5460 7 років тому +13

      Tilmann Müller more like "I CAN'T live on this planet anymore" lol

    • @t.muller825
      @t.muller825 7 років тому +1

      You can do it. You just have to believe.

    • @thiagojose7055
      @thiagojose7055 7 років тому

      Believing in things does not make them true. c:

  • @Superstorm50
    @Superstorm50 3 роки тому +2

    Speaking about a goldfish, imagine if it was Klaus watching Trump. 😂

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 7 років тому +329

    That moment when all the jokes about Trump destroying the world are no longer jokes...

    • @HellaGust
      @HellaGust 7 років тому +3

      I mean to be fair this was pretty much a given since he got elected. So to my mind they were never really jokes.

    • @demiurge9212
      @demiurge9212 7 років тому +2

      THE END IS NEAR!!!

    • @steliosp1770
      @steliosp1770 7 років тому

      they never were. people just have a shitty sense of humour.

    • @zbridgjpxupzm
      @zbridgjpxupzm 7 років тому

      background laugh track should be replaced by crying track.

    • @Backiinthegame
      @Backiinthegame 7 років тому

      Forget that..remember when we used to joke about his election?

  • @iorekbyrnison1370
    @iorekbyrnison1370 7 років тому +53

    watching this show as a french is delightful

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 7 років тому +1

      Huh, I always thought the denonym was " a franc"...

    • @Fitch75
      @Fitch75 7 років тому

      I agree

  • @ouagadougou62
    @ouagadougou62 7 років тому +136

    Since the Paris accord, China has become the number 1 producer of solar electricity and India has cancelled coal plants in favor of solar power plants. As usual Trump has absolutely no idea what that agreement involves.

    • @xthor86
      @xthor86 7 років тому +5

      As long as no one is talking about nuclear power to replace the mainstay power producer, wich solar and wind can never bee, theres no point in any accord as it will result in nothing regardless.

    • @wuugaa6776
      @wuugaa6776 7 років тому +9

      Thor M Actually, wind, solar, water and other renewable energies could be the mainstay power producer, it just needs further development in power storage and management

    • @xthor86
      @xthor86 7 років тому +1

      In other words. The climate change is not particularly dangerous or urgent.

    • @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
      @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 7 років тому +3

      Yes, it actually is dangerous and urgent, or have you not watched the same video?

    • @xthor86
      @xthor86 7 років тому

      Maybe. But it still isnt. Because the solution we already have is not used. One we know will work, and we can do now. So its certainly not urgent.

  • @douglasrau5094
    @douglasrau5094 6 років тому +14

    "The commitment is not legally binding and there are no consequences." Just tell Trump the agreement is like marriage vows: utterly meaningless and no sense of commitment. Maybe he'll get it.

  • @ooktar
    @ooktar 7 років тому +455

    I feel bad for John Oliver and the Last Week Tonight crew. I'm sure they had all sorts of ideas for shows this season but instead they are stuck covering Trump every week because he pulls some ridiculous shit on a near daily basis now.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 7 років тому +32

      ooktar you just described every talk show host this year and possibly for the next 3 years.

    • @thepatriotlenny2182
      @thepatriotlenny2182 7 років тому +10

      Guys, I was a staunch Trump supporter, until John Oliver called him, "Drumpf," and I thought that was a really compelling point. How could I support a man who could so easily be called something that isn't actually his name??

    • @ooktar
      @ooktar 7 років тому +23

      I have the Chrome add on that changes "Trump" to "Drumpf" so it's all Drumpf to me.

    • @amerob291
      @amerob291 7 років тому

      +ooktar Wow that's pretty funny

    • @fortuno1319
      @fortuno1319 7 років тому

      ooktar Like droppin the unemployment rate to 4% ?

  • @mohammedkarim8627
    @mohammedkarim8627 7 років тому +47

    "i don't even know that bear , he could be a dick " john Oliver - 2017

  • @Awestin51
    @Awestin51 7 років тому +454

    John Oliver is the absolute best.

    • @schroonsjozef
      @schroonsjozef 7 років тому

      Austin Bryan Not what he used to be imo. Stephen Colbert has taken over.

    • @HumanityAsCode
      @HumanityAsCode 7 років тому

      Aldo Fan Colbert is dead to me now that he's best friends Russia Maddow

    • @Sirake
      @Sirake 7 років тому +39

      He's way better than Colbert. I like Colbert because he's on more often, but he's really distasteful with his anti trump stuff. Like, John Oliver will set up a banquet of facts and take us through course after course of analysis, where as Colbert will pile one plate high full of headlines, then garnish it with dick jokes, add a little clickbait, a pinch of outrage, and funnel it down your gullet.

    • @horsepanther
      @horsepanther 7 років тому +4

      LOL Sirake, love how you expressed that.

    • @taquinas85
      @taquinas85 7 років тому

      There's no feud to who's best. Then enemy is Trump. Don't forget.

  • @malachidaw9730
    @malachidaw9730 5 років тому +10

    "it's a little gavel, but it'll do great things."
    but it's cute tho!!!! 😂 but you right

  • @AnnaB-tv4jw
    @AnnaB-tv4jw 7 років тому +841

    Make our planet great again

    • @akhilp3559
      @akhilp3559 7 років тому +5

      Anna Bons lmao "na me n earth don't talk no more"

    • @eliacevedo5084
      @eliacevedo5084 7 років тому +14

      Anna Bons gotta get rid of the humans first lmao

    • @johnude4163
      @johnude4163 7 років тому

      Anna Bons A.

    • @HarbindBrar
      @HarbindBrar 7 років тому +3

      Truuuuuue

    • @RS-tz2zn
      @RS-tz2zn 7 років тому +2

      The Paris accord was only going to lower global temperatures by .02 (two hundredths) of a degree by 2100, which isn't even detectable. Obamas former head of the EPA confirmed this.
      And the agreement was costing the US 100 million PER YEAR, which could be much better spent on infrastructure. This was a good move by trump!

  • @VasishthaSookraj
    @VasishthaSookraj 7 років тому +108

    Remember when Trump was elected and everyone said they have to look out for each other cause the federal government won't. This is that time. This is bigger than politics. This is Earth we're dealing with now. This isn't even much about morals. It's just about common sense. And we can't afford to mess this up.

  • @jeremyjames5815
    @jeremyjames5815 7 років тому +51

    Who else thinks politicians should keep their faith to themselves at all times? I hate hearing stuff like "and the Lord designed it that way" from an elected official. Your job exists so you can represent ALL people in your district/state/country/whatever and you can't possibly do that by putting your faith above reason. Separation of church and state should be paramount!

    • @justwatching3348
      @justwatching3348 7 років тому +1

      Amen

    • @dandeliondunmer3637
      @dandeliondunmer3637 7 років тому

      ...i felt my brain cells dying as he said that

    • @gabriellarena2256
      @gabriellarena2256 7 років тому

      I'm Christian and I totally agree, a politician can be religious, no problem with that, but I'm my opinion, they should separate church and state, not only that but a good Christian wouldn't even be a politician, that's the man's law that's has nothing to do with the church

  • @noahrathje8976
    @noahrathje8976 2 роки тому +1

    That "I know, but still" fucking killed me omg