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  • @comedyclosure4144
    @comedyclosure4144 4 роки тому +4799

    Ethan: "Were you sad as a child????".
    Mark: "We couldn't afford feelings".

  • @territaco6908
    @territaco6908 5 років тому +4842

    Only people with with 99 IQ can watch this
    Mark: "I'm here with Ether"

    • @ghost_spamer5387
      @ghost_spamer5387 4 роки тому +48

      ive been calling him heepass ever since ive watched this vid!!

    • @zmainly
      @zmainly 4 роки тому +25

      I only call him Ether or heeapass
      Im lovin it

    • @kingfloof5939
      @kingfloof5939 4 роки тому +8

      only -99 IQ can pass the idiot test

    • @Slay96866
      @Slay96866 4 роки тому +8

      Terri Weiser eef

    • @MissileVidsYoutube
      @MissileVidsYoutube 4 роки тому +7

      I only have about 47 IQ, do I still count?

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 5 років тому +3901

    “This is Tyler, who are you?”
    _“heapass”_
    “HEAPASS????”

    • @BepTweBot
      @BepTweBot 5 років тому +12

      Sotsu 😂😂he said that as i read it, that was weird

    • @devlinstone4154
      @devlinstone4154 5 років тому +20

      Trust in heapass

    • @scarf2717
      @scarf2717 5 років тому +26

      heapass-ed the test

    • @erinraecowin
      @erinraecowin 4 роки тому +8

      Use your inside voice.

    • @JarredRat
      @JarredRat 4 роки тому +3

      He hea’d his last pass.

  • @GrannyT23
    @GrannyT23 Рік тому +1116

    Ethan’s genuine fear when Mark talked back to Amy kills me 😂

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 9 місяців тому +26

      You can tell he never once talked back to his parents XD

  • @papasauce6040
    @papasauce6040 5 років тому +5154

    "Friends Friends Friends"
    "Mad Mike"
    "The Disclaimer Song"
    All best sellers by Ethan Crank

  • @tori5899
    @tori5899 5 років тому +3247

    “So glad I paid for all your improv lessons”
    “ *youre welcome* “

    • @stitchplayz4284
      @stitchplayz4284 5 років тому +8

      😂LOL

    • @soncrrockface1039
      @soncrrockface1039 5 років тому +4

      I was wondering why ethan said that 😂

    • @sweetpea1478
      @sweetpea1478 5 років тому

      Thank you, and YOU'RE WELCOME!!

    • @zilthr1se
      @zilthr1se 5 років тому +3

      So much for saying “IM POOR” MAAAAAARRRRRKK!!!!

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 5 років тому +2

      That's pretty good improv all things considered

  • @joshbot421
    @joshbot421 3 роки тому +12143

    I admire Ethan’s ability to start a sentence without having any idea where it’s going but it still working out in the end

    • @emstocks7271
      @emstocks7271 3 роки тому +178

      That is how I function 75% of the time.

    • @TheOnlyBasketCase
      @TheOnlyBasketCase 3 роки тому +89

      That's how I work 95% percent of the time

    • @medallion2836
      @medallion2836 3 роки тому +68

      Wait you guys can plan more than a second into the future? Crazy.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +94

      As a fellow ADHD riddled mind, it's admirable to us as well when we can actually get there in the end.

    • @BottomGear2
      @BottomGear2 3 роки тому +5

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs Same

  • @chiliboy06
    @chiliboy06 3 роки тому +658

    Having ADHD, I can sense when Ethan has no goddamn clue where his sentence is going because it happens to me as well

    • @user-xb5xr8ib8b
      @user-xb5xr8ib8b 5 місяців тому +6

      Pff that happens to me and I don't even have ADHD

    • @user-xb5xr8ib8b
      @user-xb5xr8ib8b 5 місяців тому +4

      Pff that happens to me and I don't even have ADHD

    • @IndrasChildDeepAsleep
      @IndrasChildDeepAsleep 5 місяців тому

      @@user-xb5xr8ib8b You may need to reevaluate some things lol

    • @nicholeeddy5071
      @nicholeeddy5071 Місяць тому

      I don't have adhd- i think- by i csn totally relate since I do the same thing, lol. Never Change Eef!

  • @kay3729
    @kay3729 5 років тому +8958

    i love how no matter how much of a train wreck whatever Ethan’s saying is, he still goes through with it and finishes

    • @Ace-cp5zb
      @Ace-cp5zb 4 роки тому +127

      Hes a real inspiration(sorry if l spell that wrong)

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 4 роки тому +87

      Ace The Funtime
      you spelled inspiration right, but you spelled wrong wrong

    • @Ace-cp5zb
      @Ace-cp5zb 4 роки тому +26

      @@ray2887 wow I'm so good at English XD

    • @gods-jester
      @gods-jester 4 роки тому +37

      it’s the ADHD

    • @angelaprettybagel
      @angelaprettybagel 4 роки тому +3

      Except the egg drop

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 5 років тому +6296

    Mark: when I was a child, I couldn’t afford eggs
    Heapass and “Tythan”: *synced annoyance and disappointment*

    • @bloogibloo9901
      @bloogibloo9901 5 років тому +32

      Beautiful

    • @aquinprime
      @aquinprime 5 років тому +49

      thats not even the point of the clip and it the most funny

    • @Deniz-im6rf
      @Deniz-im6rf 4 роки тому +32

      Umm... "Tythan" is Ethan and Tyler's ship name. That is why they were horrified when Mark called them that.

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 роки тому +27

      Wingus and dingus

    • @mediummunchkin8891
      @mediummunchkin8891 4 роки тому +2

      @AMBER MORRIS unas

  • @ampwavegaming1305
    @ampwavegaming1305 4 роки тому +6342

    Mark: This is Tyler- Who are you?"
    Ethan: 𝓗𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼

    • @whereami2906
      @whereami2906 3 роки тому +126

      Mark: *H e a p a s s ?*

    • @hzzk_
      @hzzk_ 3 роки тому +59

      i think you misspelled *ether*

    • @yamabaeyogx3230
      @yamabaeyogx3230 3 роки тому +30

      @@hzzk_ excuse me but i think you mispelled *dingus*

    • @whereami2906
      @whereami2906 3 роки тому +25

      @@hzzk_ No that's "I'm here joined by ether-"

    • @DraqonfruitYT
      @DraqonfruitYT 3 роки тому +14

      I think you misspelled *EEF*

  • @MariontheBagginsofFandoms
    @MariontheBagginsofFandoms 3 роки тому +994

    Tyler: *The big older mature Brother*
    Mark: *The middle half mature, hard joking Brother*
    Ethan: *The youngest brother: immature and gets all the attention*

    • @isabelkrube368
      @isabelkrube368 Рік тому

      is it bad i want to get railed by the big older mature Brother

    • @shrimp8824
      @shrimp8824 Рік тому +26

      Yes but hear me out. Tyler being the ignored middle child and mark being the instigating older brother lol. Ethan is always the youngest lol.

    • @chickennuggetgarcia17
      @chickennuggetgarcia17 Рік тому +3

      Literally 😂

  • @tiffanywelch475
    @tiffanywelch475 5 років тому +4559

    Ethan when he's cussing sounds like a fourteen year old, cussing in front of his parents for the first time and they kind of let it slide.

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 5 років тому +21

      He’s not? 😂

    • @SatoriBunniii
      @SatoriBunniii 5 років тому +5

      Claire Clark What?

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 5 років тому +8

      :3 OwO a fourteen year old cussing in front of his parents for the first time.

    • @dg798
      @dg798 5 років тому +9

      @@SatoriBunniii
      Claire meant is he not 14? Well he looks like

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 5 років тому +6

      Gotta agree. He really does sound like that.

  • @aoibhinnkennedy8026
    @aoibhinnkennedy8026 5 років тому +7623

    Mark in every video: I wAs PoOr As A cHiLd
    Mark in one video: I aM a MaN wHo OwNs 5 OvEns

    • @luvsdeceit
      @luvsdeceit 5 років тому +37

      I remember that lol

    • @anibalmatheusg2089
      @anibalmatheusg2089 5 років тому +96

      THATS IS CALLED PROGRESS!!!!!

    • @rinayoon9318
      @rinayoon9318 5 років тому +32

      Aoibhinn Kennedy he was like “yes I’m finally like the rich ppl”

    • @polaristired5513
      @polaristired5513 5 років тому +34

      Character development

    • @beeegman
      @beeegman 5 років тому +9

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO XDDD

  • @bee.on.a.keychain
    @bee.on.a.keychain 5 років тому +1497

    6:58
    Ethan: I think, you need some time alone.
    *two seconds later*
    Ethan: *SATANIC RITUALS*

  • @ChamiKhan13
    @ChamiKhan13 2 роки тому +1065

    As much as I loved unus annus, there’s something about Tyler that just makes everything great. He’s so funny and I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit. Anyways love you Tyler

    • @naan000
      @naan000 2 роки тому +56

      Tyler is there to balance out the sheer chaos that mark and ethan are. without tyler...there's a reason I didn't watch unus annus

    • @ChamiKhan13
      @ChamiKhan13 2 роки тому +50

      @@naan000 same tbh. love my bois but there's a 'straight man' in a comedy routine for a reason lol

    • @shinyagami03
      @shinyagami03 Рік тому +13

      I luv his laugh

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound Рік тому +9

      @@naan000yeah, i prefer the compilations

  • @starrysence
    @starrysence 4 роки тому +5756

    "you guys are all dyeing, just so you know. you're doing good."
    "we're dying?"
    *"oh, good. finally."*
    and thus, unus annus was born
    (timestamp: around 5:39 - 5:43)

    • @nostera5142
      @nostera5142 4 роки тому +38

      I litteraly made a meme about that

    • @aon_aon_aon
      @aon_aon_aon 4 роки тому +4

      Nostera who cares

    • @nostera5142
      @nostera5142 4 роки тому +29

      @@aon_aon_aon Other people than you obviously

    • @diordreams1161
      @diordreams1161 4 роки тому +18

      Она взяла детей shut up nobody cares if you don’t care

    • @nostera5142
      @nostera5142 4 роки тому +7

      @@Bakiraka__ True

  • @micapowder1221
    @micapowder1221 5 років тому +9381

    “I’ve never thought about any decisions I’ve ever made”
    Everyone with ADHD ever

    • @pastelstars6950
      @pastelstars6950 5 років тому +143

      honestly that is trueee
      it's so hard to think about what you're doin

    • @shad3revo111
      @shad3revo111 5 років тому +32

      Relatable

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 4 роки тому +21

      true

    • @F16enthusiast
      @F16enthusiast 4 роки тому +52

      Marvel and Sherlock Freak in class at the end of school around my final class until study hall I’m like a drug addict cause I’m just coming off my morning pills

    • @papawuise6820
      @papawuise6820 4 роки тому +11

      Agreed

  • @maybe.ethann6329
    @maybe.ethann6329 4 роки тому +2997

    Mark: gets sassy and snarky with amy.
    Also mark immediately after: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry

    • @jayren4043
      @jayren4043 4 роки тому +170

      ethan looks up like oh no what is he doing

    • @Nobody_Imp0rtant
      @Nobody_Imp0rtant 4 роки тому +29

      True canadian fashion (i know he isn't but still)

    • @SunsetEnvy
      @SunsetEnvy 4 роки тому +6

      Who

    • @nikkolecollins1361
      @nikkolecollins1361 4 роки тому +40

      That's because he knows that arguing with a woman is a bad idea.

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 4 роки тому +38

      @@nikkolecollins1361 she's a dom

  • @hiyapeople7154
    @hiyapeople7154 5 років тому +15520

    No one:
    Markiplier: I grew up so poor we couldn’t afford air.

    • @Memeboi19
      @Memeboi19 5 років тому +366

      Wait thats illigal

    • @Bri-lk7re
      @Bri-lk7re 5 років тому +46

      Sharkdiver345 Stop

    • @mono4946
      @mono4946 5 років тому +26

      665 likes

    • @KibunUwU
      @KibunUwU 5 років тому +49

      Sharkdiver345 I’m sorry but the only thing is able to help you improving yourself and not asking for subs , for example: If you had the same amount of subs as Pewdiepie and T-series combined but had the quality of the new Sonic movie, you wouldn’t be a good UA-camr.
      I’ll help you out but this in mind.

    • @thatrandomconcript2640
      @thatrandomconcript2640 5 років тому +16

      @@LesliePetersFilm give it time and it will grow and also expand your content

  • @brirobert714
    @brirobert714 4 роки тому +5146

    mark: YOU CLOSE??
    everyone grieving unus annus: all i’ve ever known is pain

  • @stilesgrace159
    @stilesgrace159 4 роки тому +1328

    This whole video is just showing Ethan's ADHD. "I didn't realize the bag was opened even though I opened it." "I've never thought about any decision I've ever made."

    • @aurorabittner
      @aurorabittner 4 роки тому +3

      Ayup 🤣

    • @YoungPutter
      @YoungPutter 4 роки тому +29

      He might be the only person who’s adhd is more powerful then mine

    • @memeyartist5591
      @memeyartist5591 4 роки тому +10

      Yupppp, i have his amount of ADHD in my entire family ;-;

    • @bluemoon3982
      @bluemoon3982 4 роки тому +15

      Ethan’s the reason I can identify when I’m being ADHD so well lmao

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 3 роки тому +3

      Oh he has adhd?
      Must be why I relate to him so damn much

  • @dolopdieren
    @dolopdieren 3 роки тому +114

    "You wanna smoke some grass, you call Heapass"
    I guess that quote is obsolete since Mark released his Drug Dealer simulator game!

  • @bunkun-fe3xs
    @bunkun-fe3xs 4 роки тому +1473

    “My name is mark and here joined by-“
    *”ETHER”*

  • @a..3657
    @a..3657 3 роки тому +5851

    Mark: **Mocks Amy**
    Mark not even a half second later: *I'm sorry-*

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 3 роки тому +205

      I liked Ethan's "Oh, yikes" look to camera

    • @dragonwithamonocle
      @dragonwithamonocle 3 роки тому +147

      I like when Mark was both mocking Amy and apologizing at the same time.
      "OH I'm SORRRRRYY, AMY! Are we BOOOORING you?!"

    • @NathanTheSillyBilly
      @NathanTheSillyBilly 3 роки тому +16

      Amy will murder any one who talks bad to her

    • @Nabooze
      @Nabooze 3 роки тому +35

      4:59

    • @queenthot1438
      @queenthot1438 3 роки тому +25

      Lmao I do the exact same thing XD I’ll jokingly say something mean to my friends and then immediately apologize because I feel bad lmao

  • @AbsolutelyBookBuzzed
    @AbsolutelyBookBuzzed 5 років тому +2516

    "You're all dyeing"
    "We're dying?"-Mark
    "Oh good finally"-Ethan

  • @purelyimagine7533
    @purelyimagine7533 2 роки тому +187

    I'm so glad we have Ethan and Sean as UA-camrs, it's comforting to see other people with such intense ADHD.

  • @bipbipletucha
    @bipbipletucha 4 роки тому +1839

    Mark and Tyler: slapping each other
    Ethan: *continues to slap himself *

    • @lucillemoreau
      @lucillemoreau 4 роки тому +19

      *seems legit intensifies*

    • @Nobody_Imp0rtant
      @Nobody_Imp0rtant 4 роки тому +5

      Actually had my brother dislocate his middle and ring fingerfinger because of that

    • @jensenwolfe8250
      @jensenwolfe8250 4 роки тому +1

      all i could think of was drake and josh

    • @beezcankindaart4805
      @beezcankindaart4805 4 роки тому +13

      And to think that Ethan calls Mark the masochist

  • @dylanewing3196
    @dylanewing3196 4 роки тому +9087

    Ethan is actually a comedic genius.

    • @lezley8465
      @lezley8465 4 роки тому +113

      Don't you mean Unus?

    • @Plasma476
      @Plasma476 4 роки тому +147

      @@lezley8465 Unus will be gone soon. It’s best if you don’t mention it too much

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 роки тому +52

      @@Plasma476 yeah, even bringing him up makes me sad

    • @ljharnish
      @ljharnish 4 роки тому +119

      AYOU MEAN H E A P A S S

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 роки тому +51

      @@ljharnish oh my bad man ill correct it for them, h e a p a s s

  • @athenayoung4964
    @athenayoung4964 5 років тому +1782

    *Ethan standing on a normal-sized chair*
    “Do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”

    • @stephaniemiller5034
      @stephaniemiller5034 5 років тому +42

      I think he was talking about a fall over the fence. At least that is how I took it since he was looking over the fence.

    • @athenayoung4964
      @athenayoung4964 5 років тому +11

      Stephanie Miller It’s a joke lol

    • @stephaniemiller5034
      @stephaniemiller5034 5 років тому +8

      @@athenayoung4964 Oh Okay :)

    • @drowsy_hk
      @drowsy_hk 5 років тому +4

      Levi Young time marker?

    • @stargazer8262
      @stargazer8262 4 роки тому +7

      that is a mood

  • @Bthakilla4rilla
    @Bthakilla4rilla 3 роки тому +103

    This really is a window into a different time

  • @gottalxvmilo
    @gottalxvmilo 4 роки тому +6217

    2019: Heapass
    2020: Eef
    Let's see what 2021 has in store for us

  • @lenassdiary
    @lenassdiary 4 роки тому +2864

    Lmao so mark basically made his own “markiplier makes crack” video.

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand 4 роки тому +39

      Okay... I dont think I read that how you meant it.

    • @lavanderpupruny6018
      @lavanderpupruny6018 4 роки тому +2

      Lunchbox Chaos BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA XD F U N N Y Y Y Y Y

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 4 роки тому +8

      Markiplier Makes: A Bunch of People Laugh (hopefully)

    • @drbens549
      @drbens549 4 роки тому +9

      @@lavanderpupruny6018 calm down man, jesus christ

    • @alexangelkitten433
      @alexangelkitten433 4 роки тому +7

      My brain: markiplier making crack is a video I would watch

  • @sin9346
    @sin9346 4 роки тому +1435

    8:45 This whole exchange:
    Tom Nook: "No Soggy Bottoms Here."
    Timmy & Tommy: "...no soggy bottoms"

  • @eggseventy4905
    @eggseventy4905 2 роки тому +66

    ethan's tendency towards violence against inanimate objects that gets him into Situations always makes me laugh

  • @jaderyne2323
    @jaderyne2323 4 роки тому +5463

    Annus never shows unus love on camera.... he just makes a whole compilation for him to show everyone in secrecy

    • @charlieshaw1512
      @charlieshaw1512 4 роки тому +187

      When that channel ends people are gonna be really confused on who they are!

    • @joshburton42
      @joshburton42 4 роки тому +20

      Markiplier and Ethan

    • @ValentineDoesAJ
      @ValentineDoesAJ 4 роки тому +47

      Josh Burton WHOOOSH

    • @EthanAHH
      @EthanAHH 4 роки тому +46

      @@joshburton42 i see you do not know whats coming my freind the clock is always ticking theres only 67 days left tick tock tick tock momento mori

    • @joshburton42
      @joshburton42 4 роки тому +10

      @@EthanAHH I know I'm wondering what will happened😕 Tick tock tick tock⌚

  • @demaunix2723
    @demaunix2723 4 роки тому +1590

    Welcome to our cult. No soggy bottoms here...
    Ethan and Tyler: No soggy bottoms...

  • @bruh-sd8eh
    @bruh-sd8eh 5 років тому +2244

    0:19
    Mark: “When I was a child,”
    Tyler and Ethan: *synchronized annoyance*

  • @victorcremades6876
    @victorcremades6876 Рік тому +171

    "Sex is great but you ever had a pie?"
    And
    "If you don't have a filling in your pie you don't have a pie-pffuckhole"
    Are my favorite Ethan lines ever.

  • @wawii7062
    @wawii7062 5 років тому +4988

    The differences between Ethan and Mark:
    Mark: w-wer'E DyiNG?
    Ethan: oh good finally

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 4 роки тому +2226

    "I forgot the bag was open even though I opened it."
    ADHD in a nutshell

    • @hunnybunbethani1865
      @hunnybunbethani1865 4 роки тому +14

      yep 100%

    • @nuggetboi2886
      @nuggetboi2886 4 роки тому +29

      As an ADHD infected human, I can confirm.

    • @addy_mae6697
      @addy_mae6697 4 роки тому +3

      Same here

    • @Plasma476
      @Plasma476 4 роки тому +36

      Yes I’m going to pay attention in class today, this is the day....... how have I never noticed the ceiling is so cool?!?! I’m gonna count the dots.

    • @madisonp8948
      @madisonp8948 4 роки тому +2

      i have it and literally feel that he might have it

  • @johannabothur3172
    @johannabothur3172 4 роки тому +1497

    Now that Unus Annus is dead, everytime someone asks what it was, we have to say that it was an ancient cult and only true beliver in the Gongoozler and Hee Ho were allowed to bow down to our masochist and comedian angel.

    • @flibertishhunkensporf4179
      @flibertishhunkensporf4179 4 роки тому +38

      This is poetry

    • @maramackenzie-mann
      @maramackenzie-mann 4 роки тому +28

      Beautiful.
      Memento Mori.

    • @Renfaery
      @Renfaery 4 роки тому +45

      We gather here today to celebrate the life of what once was, and praise our lords; the Gongoozler, and the great Hee Hoo.
      Come around cultsmen and women. Sing with us the ancient chant imbued with the blessing of fallen gods that is know simply as Unus Annus.
      Let the angel duo touch your soul and vocalize your deepest pain, relief, sadness, confusion, with a slight bit of anger, and finally appreciation for that which happened
      Unus Annus
      Unus Annus!
      Unus Annus!!
      Farewell people of [DELETED CHANNEL]
      Memento Mori
      Unus, Annus

    • @ashtonarmstrong6019
      @ashtonarmstrong6019 4 роки тому +7

      Yes

    • @DeadMemesAndWeirdDreams
      @DeadMemesAndWeirdDreams 4 роки тому +9

      Have we forgotten the Melon Man?

  • @exaniimo
    @exaniimo 2 роки тому +33

    0:18 i love how they are in sync when they slump over in defeat

  • @plutoprojectarts
    @plutoprojectarts 5 років тому +3111

    Biggest difference between Ethan and Tyler
    Mark: **Smacks Tyler**
    Tyler: **Smacks him back**
    Mark: **Smacks Ethan**
    Ethan: Oh yess dadDY

    • @BubbaFett450
      @BubbaFett450 5 років тому +50

      oh dear christ...

    • @OuroborosXX
      @OuroborosXX 5 років тому +66

      MAstEr* and i would like but it's at 69

    • @skellingtron817
      @skellingtron817 5 років тому +10

      @@OuroborosXX its at 330 now

    • @MrArk1265
      @MrArk1265 5 років тому +18

      Ethan offends me in a way.
      -From, another Ethan

    • @candicestitzel3923
      @candicestitzel3923 5 років тому +9

      That that that that just is PeRvErTeDdDdDdddddddddDDDDdDDD

  • @PaulFJarnes
    @PaulFJarnes 4 роки тому +3070

    Can we all agree that "Markiplier Makes" is the prequel to Unus Annus and that this video showed that Mark and Eef were destined to make Unus Annus together?

    • @ScalyRaptor1944
      @ScalyRaptor1944 4 роки тому +15

      Yes

    • @mars8504
      @mars8504 4 роки тому +9

      @XxcloudthecatxX tyler dipped

    • @Bwa-kd9wz
      @Bwa-kd9wz 4 роки тому +9

      Well Unus Annus would be the sequel because these vids came out before

    • @ashtonarmstrong6019
      @ashtonarmstrong6019 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 4 роки тому +3

      Rip Tyler I guess. He died before the year even started

  • @burnttoaster8669
    @burnttoaster8669 5 років тому +1884

    0:56
    *Here ladies and gentlemen you see my last 3 brain cells fighting for dominance*

    • @SpaztikBeef
      @SpaztikBeef 5 років тому +30

      This is probably the best comment I've seen yet😂

    • @burnttoaster8669
      @burnttoaster8669 5 років тому +18

      @@SpaztikBeef
      I see you are a man (or woman this is 2019 there are apparently countless genders idk ) of good taste 👌

    • @madgames8837
      @madgames8837 5 років тому +22

      Mark is my rationality. Just gets the shit beat out of him.

    • @eco8988
      @eco8988 5 років тому +13

      It happens again at 7:55

    • @aghost2867
      @aghost2867 5 років тому +8

      Mark being the only mentally sane one while Tyler and Ethan are my mental disorders and issues

  • @SirCharles44
    @SirCharles44 2 роки тому +70

    Ethan is the embodiment of all four horsemen of the apocalypse

  • @saraaldrich9321
    @saraaldrich9321 4 роки тому +6213

    Eef, Ethan, and Heapass are all ENTIRELY different breeds

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 3 роки тому +382

      Don't forget Ether

    • @absent_glory122
      @absent_glory122 3 роки тому +60

      *you aren’t wrong*

    • @ronin185
      @ronin185 3 роки тому +116

      yes eef is soft boi eathan is emo boi and heapass is just difrent

    • @threecheers5101
      @threecheers5101 3 роки тому +42

      @@Naokarma could never forget Ether

    • @shaneespinoza5343
      @shaneespinoza5343 3 роки тому +33

      The way of the Heapass is one of mystery

  • @jamesambrosini2860
    @jamesambrosini2860 3 роки тому +4535

    Tyler: democracy is a failure
    Mark: that's for another day
    Next video: Markiplier Makes: Government

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 роки тому +176

      Markiplier Makes: America Great Again
      DISCLAIMER: THIS COMMENT DOES NOT REFLECT MY POLITICAL VIEWS, NOR AM I ASSUMING THOSE OF MARKIPLIER, CRANKGAMEPLAYS OR APOCALYPTO_12

    • @threecheers5101
      @threecheers5101 3 роки тому +58

      @@joogiewatkins1519 that escalated, bloody hell lol

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 роки тому +48

      @@threecheers5101 Just wanted to be safe lol.

    • @threecheers5101
      @threecheers5101 3 роки тому +28

      @@joogiewatkins1519 yeah fair enough lol I get it, it’s chill

    • @revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252
      @revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252 3 роки тому +7

      I actually wanna see this happen lol

  • @camacho4107
    @camacho4107 4 роки тому +16597

    ethans friend song walked so that dance of italy and disclaimer song could run

    • @BIGBJORNSON99
      @BIGBJORNSON99 4 роки тому +190

      Ayyyyyy unas annus

    • @cannedcorn7978
      @cannedcorn7978 4 роки тому +128

      This is the best comment I’ve ever seen

    • @bath_foam4576
      @bath_foam4576 4 роки тому +274

      and so that digging a friend a grave could fucking *sprint*

    • @Spicylemon-qh3iv
      @Spicylemon-qh3iv 4 роки тому +65

      actually its ethter as stated at the beginning of this video

    • @joyrollins8107
      @joyrollins8107 4 роки тому +84

      @@Spicylemon-qh3iv actually it’s hepass

  • @urfrndlucas
    @urfrndlucas Рік тому +11

    5:50 I love how Mark and Tyler start slap fighting and Ethan's just sitting there still slapping himself

  • @jessicacarvalho2201
    @jessicacarvalho2201 5 років тому +1440

    “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016. It’s alright” - Ethan Nestor.

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 3 роки тому +8166

    I love Ethan's energy: He could be talking and stumble, but doesn't attempt to correct it and just keeps tumbling down a hill like a snowball.

  • @lizzywhitmore4797
    @lizzywhitmore4797 4 роки тому +3680

    The "Friends" song that Ethan sang predicted Unus Annus

  • @Sarcastic_Sparrow
    @Sarcastic_Sparrow 2 роки тому +108

    this has got to be my favorite video to come back to for a laugh on any day

  • @Ethereal_Pluto
    @Ethereal_Pluto 4 роки тому +2533

    “ONLY ~99 IQ INDIVIDUALS CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO”
    Me: This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

  • @1popcorn44
    @1popcorn44 5 років тому +915

    Amy: "You need to do multiple colors Mark"
    >Mocks her<
    ~Seconds later, realizes he needs to do multiple colors

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat 5 років тому +1292

    Amy: You guys are dyeing, you're doing good
    Mark: We're dying???
    Ethan: Oh good, finally.

  • @Keypopa02
    @Keypopa02 3 роки тому +40

    This is still my comfort video and it literally lived in my head rent free ever since I watched it for the first time

  • @jabz5193
    @jabz5193 5 років тому +661

    Mark: No soggy bottoms here.
    Ethan and Tyler: *NO SOGGY BOTTOMS*

  • @thatkarmaguy5356
    @thatkarmaguy5356 5 років тому +1787

    Alternate title: Ethan being Ethan for 10 minutes.

    • @shadowninagaming6094
      @shadowninagaming6094 5 років тому +30

      I want to see a compilation of Ethan hitting the tables and making everything fall. Can't start a video without Ethan fucking everything up.

    • @mysticredfox6595
      @mysticredfox6595 5 років тому +11

      Alternate alternate title: Mark grew up poor.

    • @lindadavis1825
      @lindadavis1825 5 років тому +2

      It's ether

    • @burnttoaster8669
      @burnttoaster8669 5 років тому +4

      Our Lord and savior heapass

  • @PinkBerryMoose
    @PinkBerryMoose 5 років тому +3562

    Us:
    Ethan:
    Tyler:
    Mark: i WaS pOOr aS a ChIlD!¡!

    • @h3xty
      @h3xty 5 років тому +59

      got heart? so lucky

    • @sema1273
      @sema1273 5 років тому +63

      OMG it's been so long since I saw Mark heart a comment!

    • @PinkBerryMoose
      @PinkBerryMoose 5 років тому +27

      Well I'm dead 💀

    • @gay_salmon6655
      @gay_salmon6655 5 років тому +16

      @@PinkBerryMoose hi dead I'm mum

    • @sema1273
      @sema1273 5 років тому +7

      @@gay_salmon6655 Close the door while leaving.

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +11

    literally anybody: alright, so we're doing-
    mark: *I grew up as a peasent... Sitting in the dirt, making friends with the worms as my mother and father worked tirelessly to keep me happy... We couldn't afford the things that the other families had... Most days, all we had was each other...*

  • @DeathMachineJoe
    @DeathMachineJoe 5 років тому +5253

    90% of these are from Ethan...
    Also Mark: *I GrEw uP pOOr!*

    • @marionettehone
      @marionettehone 5 років тому +93

      “We had a chicken. We had to kill it for our own entertainment.”

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 років тому +8

      That always reminds me of the Four Yorkshiremen Monty Python sketch. XD Mark, don't think I'm not onto you!! >:(

    • @Pawtacle
      @Pawtacle 5 років тому +19

      ALL HAIL ETHER THE DESTROYER

    • @cristinarojasp5308
      @cristinarojasp5308 5 років тому +4

      Ethan reminds me of prompto from FFXZ

    • @narratorzack7875
      @narratorzack7875 5 років тому +10

      Funniest shit I've seen in years and that's saying something cuz I spent all week watching all marks prophunt vids

  • @greyscrub1427
    @greyscrub1427 4 роки тому +1256

    I love how Mark respects Amy so much and even apologizes for mocking her in a joking manner. Wholesome couple goals right there.

    • @greyscrub1427
      @greyscrub1427 4 роки тому +14

      @ANNABELL CANNON nO-

    • @greyscrub1427
      @greyscrub1427 4 роки тому +10

      @Vivian Marks eri is best child. Also love your profile pic too

    • @LJXrot
      @LJXrot 4 роки тому +6

      It's Basic human empathy when you're in a relationship-

    • @300Davian
      @300Davian 4 роки тому +2

      I exist

    • @greyscrub1427
      @greyscrub1427 4 роки тому +12

      @@LJXrot which is why I love it. From experiences and just the way the world works, it's kinda hard to find that so I get genuinely happy when I see good healthy couples like mark and Amy.

  • @snaccsize
    @snaccsize Рік тому +101

    I always love how at 8:47 Ethan and Tyler say that in sync like cult members 😂😂😂

  • @g.t.g.herstorystudio4404
    @g.t.g.herstorystudio4404 5 років тому +588

    5:59
    Mark and Tyler: *having a cat fight*
    Ethan: *in the corner slapping himself*

  • @connorclandfield8462
    @connorclandfield8462 Рік тому +5

    I love the relationship Mark and Ethan have as friends especially since Ethan was a fan of Mark and their friendship started because of a backflip. Also I think its really wholesome how Mark looks after Ethan like he can see he's struggling with stuff and is genuinely concerned for his well being.

  • @jackynightcrawler6971
    @jackynightcrawler6971 5 років тому +2700

    “Why Are You Over Minding Your Business Bitch?” -Ethan
    To this day, it’s still my favorite quote 😂

  • @kimchilange1541
    @kimchilange1541 4 роки тому +840

    Mark and Tyler: Slapping each other
    EEF: Wants to be included so he slaps himself

    • @CarnivalOfSorts
      @CarnivalOfSorts 3 роки тому +19

      I instinctively just said awwwh like mixed with a slight laugh and in a sympathetic way XD

  • @TeriyakiAsti
    @TeriyakiAsti 4 роки тому +907

    Tyler: “Why are you still over there?”
    Ethan: “Why are you over minding your business bitch”

    • @CactusBootBuckle2
      @CactusBootBuckle2 4 роки тому +15

      When he says that he sounds like Angel Dust from Hazbin.

    • @srtavallejo5803
      @srtavallejo5803 4 роки тому +5

      @@CactusBootBuckle2 true

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 4 роки тому +10

      I love this quote so much. It’s not the words, or the meaning behind it, but rather the way it is said. The emphasis on b****** is fabulous

    • @fandomwriter8789
      @fandomwriter8789 4 роки тому +4

      Im using this line. No doubt

    • @karkatpark1328
      @karkatpark1328 4 роки тому +3

      Dr.Strange D U D E

  • @laurarowland7294
    @laurarowland7294 2 роки тому +15

    I love this pattern
    Ethan: jokes or does anything at all
    Mark and Tyler: either crack up or are concerned

  • @sxlted.cxrxmel_05
    @sxlted.cxrxmel_05 5 років тому +563

    Ethan: drops the egg drop without care.
    No one: . . . . . .
    Tyler: “THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!”

    • @abstractassassin8767
      @abstractassassin8767 4 роки тому +3

      You and someone else in this comment section have a very similar prof pic 😂

  • @stinkyrat2868
    @stinkyrat2868 3 роки тому +1577

    Tyler: Why are you still over there?
    Ethan: Why are you over minding your business, *b i t c h*
    Mark and Tyler: *uncontrollable laughter*

    • @raccooncontrols407
      @raccooncontrols407 3 роки тому +43

      Actually my favorite line of all time. Gotta love Heapass

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 3 роки тому +3

      My favourite moment (also i love your icon)

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +4

      I will quote this until the day I die.

    • @stinkyrat2868
      @stinkyrat2868 3 роки тому

      @@greythomas6199
      same here lmao
      also tysm

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 3 роки тому

      @@stinkyrat2868 its ok i love im not ok with this

  • @satanicpanic4565
    @satanicpanic4565 4 роки тому +867

    “Do you think a fall from this high would kill me?”
    Ethen is literally my whole mood

  • @steeltitan1831
    @steeltitan1831 2 роки тому +28

    i love how anytime ethan is in marks videos he's just having one long ADHD attack

  • @yelah8002
    @yelah8002 4 роки тому +416

    Everybody: breathing
    Heapass: smoking grass
    Markiplier: Doesn't breath air because of costs

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 3 роки тому +1412

    Mark: "When I was child, I couldn't afford Easter-"
    Hepass and Tyler: _conjoined shame and disbelief_

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 3 роки тому +10

      Loved how they both reacted the same way 😂

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 роки тому +5

      *h e p a s s*
      Not pointing out the mistake, I actually think it makes this comment funnier!

  • @M1rthful
    @M1rthful 3 роки тому +1773

    Therapist: Wide Ethan doesn't exist, he can't hurt you--
    Wide Ethan: One who burgeons... in the *fiiieelellld*

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +5

      It’s one who virgins, smh fake Mark fan- WAIT WTF THIS WAS A MONTH AGO?!

    • @madsceptictrooper6803
      @madsceptictrooper6803 3 роки тому +5

      We need Wide Ethan vs Wide Putin.

    • @chernobyltea
      @chernobyltea 3 роки тому +16

      @@Mystery-Wolf no? It was the defenition of burgeoning

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +11

      @@chernobyltea I will never admit I am wrong

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +2

      @@madsceptictrooper6803 Yes

  • @joshfalkenstein1212
    @joshfalkenstein1212 3 роки тому +16

    I have watched this video at least a dozen times and it never stops being funny; easily the best compilation I've ever seen. The Markiplier Makes series with Ethan and Tyler needs to come back ASAP!

  • @TealEyesPersonal
    @TealEyesPersonal 5 років тому +422

    Mark: My name isMarkiplier, I’m here joined by Ether-
    Also Mark: *dies inside slowly while Tyler and Ethan have a laughing fit*

  • @d1llon
    @d1llon 4 роки тому +1369

    Mark: whAT aRe yOU doOING?!?!
    Heapass: *dont you dare talk to heapass like that*
    Mark: You're right, I apologize-

    • @rae6915
      @rae6915 4 роки тому +31

      The one time Mark treats Ethan with respect

    • @antisepticeyeglitchy1434
      @antisepticeyeglitchy1434 4 роки тому +10

      The one and only time that mark is nice to Ethan

    • @samdayes8066
      @samdayes8066 4 роки тому +5

      If ethan said the mark wouldn't care (edit) hepass Is a different bean

    • @lyricnoel7745
      @lyricnoel7745 4 роки тому +1

      Where did Ethan's nickname come from?? Cant find the origin anywhere

    • @charlie_grayson
      @charlie_grayson 4 роки тому

      Heapass gets more respect than Ethan

  • @karayippie
    @karayippie 5 років тому +424

    my favorite quote:
    tyler: why are you over there??
    ethan: wHy aRE yoU oVeR miNdinG yOuR bUiSnEsS *biTcH*

    • @noah-ns7lu
      @noah-ns7lu 5 років тому +2

      Im watching this illegally am not smart enough

  • @kenonade
    @kenonade 2 роки тому +3

    that PAAS clip lives rent free in my mind,, the way eef doesnt finish the acronym,,, incredible

  • @fishysteve3025
    @fishysteve3025 5 років тому +1921

    2017- “We couldn’t afford an oven”
    2019- IIIII AM A MAAAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

  • @CaptainTak
    @CaptainTak 3 роки тому +1421

    Mark and Tyler having a slap fight while Ethan just quietly slaps himself is quite possibly the funniest and saddest thing I have ever seen, even with context.

    • @Aemilla
      @Aemilla 3 роки тому +2

      @Insomnia_Gaming Jebus, are you okay?

    • @fqpxitxvpefj
      @fqpxitxvpefj 2 роки тому

      u seem like the type of person i would be with slightly less beatings, frens?

  • @has-been-hot3l
    @has-been-hot3l 4 роки тому +475

    Mark: We’re dying?
    Ethan: Oh, god, finally

  • @honeydew1917
    @honeydew1917 3 роки тому +16

    5:18
    Mark: I’m glad I paid for your improv
    Eef: yOuRe wELcOmE

  • @payton_bagel8317
    @payton_bagel8317 4 роки тому +797

    Mark makes the same exact face whenever he apologizes to Amy and it's literally the cutest thing. 4:59

  • @ddlcfanplus9182
    @ddlcfanplus9182 3 роки тому +17288

    Imagine if we had a whole channel like this

    • @surprisedpotato
      @surprisedpotato 3 роки тому +1067

      unus annus?

    • @WysteriaNight
      @WysteriaNight 3 роки тому +2687

      @@surprisedpotato What is Unus Annus? It never existed

    • @surprisedpotato
      @surprisedpotato 3 роки тому +1825

      @@WysteriaNight So if you're saying it never existed then you know something.. it's almost like it actua- *gets killed*

    • @bmoore08
      @bmoore08 3 роки тому +928

      Stop talking about things that dont exist

    • @theuserexperience
      @theuserexperience 3 роки тому +1202

      oh you mean [REDACTED]

  • @zaccwiggins
    @zaccwiggins 4 роки тому +829

    “You need to do multiple colors”
    “YoU nEeD tO dO mUlTiPlE cOlOrS”
    ...
    “I’m sorry”

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 4 роки тому +53

      What gets me is Ethan looking over at Amy like "oh shit did he just-"

    • @Ghoulia_Starz
      @Ghoulia_Starz 4 роки тому +15

      4:59

    • @sleepless_Fizz9
      @sleepless_Fizz9 4 роки тому +5

      Heapass

    • @onyxking744
      @onyxking744 4 роки тому +7

      I COULD FEEL THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT HIM---

    • @OrangeXJam
      @OrangeXJam 3 роки тому +1

      Character development

  • @maddxie_vids3684
    @maddxie_vids3684 2 роки тому +14

    0:15
    Mark: “When I was younger-“
    Eef and Tyler: *synchronized table slap in disappointment / potentially annoyance*
    (I still cannot get over how funny this is 😭😂)

  • @eservey719
    @eservey719 5 років тому +486

    "ThErE NEeds tO Be MUltIPle ColOrs" *Silence* Mark: "I'm so sorry."

    • @sema1273
      @sema1273 5 років тому +13

      He knows Amy would have launched attack mode if he didn't apologize.

    • @sinkdishes
      @sinkdishes 5 років тому

      Sharkdiver345 no

    • @sema1273
      @sema1273 5 років тому

      @@LesliePetersFilm So,If you want to please your fans,You have to find somethings that are entertaining for them,Don't be afraid to ask for their opinion on anything,Also,Fans really love originality,So try to be creative while making UA-cam videos,I also think you shouldn't focus on one thing in your channel,Try to bring more stuff occasionally,Don't rely on one thing :)

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому

      Cause he knows amy will get her payback and he is lowkey afraid of her

  • @velvetkey1367
    @velvetkey1367 3 роки тому +2968

    I legitimately forgot that “yOU cLoSE?!” originated from this and not Unus Annus.

  • @capendria
    @capendria 5 років тому +572

    Mark: I’ve lost all control
    Also mark: WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS SO POOR I COULDN’T AFFORD C O N T R O L

    • @schlubenno3827
      @schlubenno3827 5 років тому

      These aren’t mutually exclusive...

  • @WhoeverIWantToBe.
    @WhoeverIWantToBe. 2 роки тому +14

    Mark: Make pie, not love.
    Ethan: Yeah, sex is great, but you ever had a pie?
    My favorite part of this whole video.

  • @arlette435
    @arlette435 5 років тому +1099

    Me: taking a test
    My last three braincells: *THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE*

    • @Cherlun_x
      @Cherlun_x 5 років тому +3

      @Sleepy_Pilots_ I LOVE YOUR PFP!!!!
      ||-//

    • @Cookipie_JJ
      @Cookipie_JJ 5 років тому +2

      Sleepy_ Pilots_ Lol!

    • @Wiggly_Duder
      @Wiggly_Duder 5 років тому +7

      Nobody:
      My last brain cells:
      YOU WANNA SMOKE GRASS CALL HEEPASS

    • @Cosmetic_Kat
      @Cosmetic_Kat 5 років тому +2

      @@Wiggly_Duder
      Nobody
      Literly nobody
      Ethan: If you wanna eat ass call heapass

    • @skettisauce4651
      @skettisauce4651 5 років тому +2

      Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

  • @lunatones
    @lunatones 5 років тому +1824

    This should really be called. "Best of Heapass makes"

  • @maddyrose6143
    @maddyrose6143 5 років тому +1264

    Summary of the video:
    *3 man-children goof around starring Ethan the youngest aka a total maniac who only talks about death, and breaks stuff ,Mark the oldest who only talks how hard they had it growing up whilst trying to control his younger siblings, but fails miserably, and Tyler the middle child who doesn't say anything because he is taking notes only to snitch on the others to mom and dad later.*

    • @foldingcomet
      @foldingcomet 5 років тому +26

      ACCURATE

    • @DJ_Raywave
      @DJ_Raywave 5 років тому +13

      That about sums it up. xD

    • @thehuyto
      @thehuyto 5 років тому +9

      Wait what I must have watched a completely different video

    • @itisiahuman2482
      @itisiahuman2482 5 років тому +14

      True but Tyler is older than Mark

    • @second_wolf316
      @second_wolf316 5 років тому +10

      I can vouch this is how three brothers act

  • @axel_fahn
    @axel_fahn Рік тому +33

    Mark, Tyler, and Ethan are my last 3 braincells trying to make it out alive