Markiplier Makes: PIE

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024
  • Happy #PiDay! Let's MAKE SOME PIES (without recipes)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 23 тис.

  • @willstr88
    @willstr88 4 роки тому +4524

    Ethan: "Heapass"
    Mark: "No one gets that joke yet"
    Ethan: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @thatqueerguitarginge
    @thatqueerguitarginge 5 років тому +4212

    Ethan: *tries to whisk a dough*
    “...I think I broke the whisk.”

  • @goldminer1275
    @goldminer1275 2 роки тому +2956

    Markiplier's Fruit Pie
    Ingredients:
    All-purpose flour
    Salted stick of butter
    Large box of Blueberries
    Large box of Raspberries
    7 Apples
    Grounded Cinnamon
    Grounded Nutmeg
    Cane sugar
    Salt
    2 Eggs
    [Making the "pie crust"]
    Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste
    Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor
    Add about a cup and a half of flour
    Add a teaspoon of salt
    Add 2 eggs
    Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon
    Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support
    Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like
    Flour the surface you are using
    Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close
    After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing
    Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times
    Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it
    Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly
    Repeat the last 2 steps again
    Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly
    You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times
    Prove the dough for an hour
    [Making the filling]
    Peel 7 apples
    Note that you don't have any whores
    Place pan on stove at medium heat
    Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout
    Save the 2 cores for your dead family
    Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big
    Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan
    Add half a box of blueberries
    Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan
    Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating
    Cook until berries are soft
    Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use
    [Completing the pie]
    Split dough into 2 portions
    Flour your surface and roll out dough
    Perform windowpane test
    Place first portion into the pie tray
    Add filling
    Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling
    Perform windowpane test again
    Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other
    Bake pie until golden on center rack
    Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.

    • @jungoshreds
      @jungoshreds Рік тому +145

      the effort put into this is amazing

    • @desirayluna
      @desirayluna Рік тому +71

      He used One egg

    • @odstarmor557
      @odstarmor557 Рік тому +71

      Everyone needs emotional support nutmeg.

    • @bulbagirl3213
      @bulbagirl3213 Рік тому +26

      29:34 I wish they did milk this for all it's worth

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Рік тому +17

      Hats off to you! This is amazing!

  • @lanetorty7529
    @lanetorty7529 3 роки тому +10399

    tylers pie slice looks like something out of a shop. markes slice looks like something home made. Ethans looks back at you

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 роки тому +295

      I really like Tyler's one, it looks so good with all the berries
      edit: I can't stop thinking about the pies, especially Tyler's. like no joke, I wanna eat the pies they made. whenever I'm hungry I just watch this video

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 3 роки тому +260

      The snack that -smiles- stares back!

    • @abyssthenoot4629
      @abyssthenoot4629 2 роки тому +64

      I spat out my spaghetti while reading this

    • @lanetorty7529
      @lanetorty7529 2 роки тому +19

      @Fun With Minerals i can actually, but not bake

    • @devendoffing7004
      @devendoffing7004 2 роки тому +14

      @Fun With Minerals bro shut up, leave people alone

  • @leviathanquinn2670
    @leviathanquinn2670 5 років тому +5343

    List of things Ethan broke in this video:
    The whisk
    The apple peeler
    His own pie
    Probably his sanity
    Mark and Tyler's taste buds

  • @beans7535
    @beans7535 4 роки тому +9564

    Mark: being a masochist
    Ethan: having a mental breakdown
    Tyler: genuinely making a pie

    • @erichshawn
      @erichshawn 3 роки тому +205

      Me: still recovering from unus annus

    • @gabriellopez5876
      @gabriellopez5876 3 роки тому +7

      I ahate you

    • @wilfordsgf
      @wilfordsgf 3 роки тому +42

      @@gabriellopez5876 tf they do to you

    • @mortuaryy
      @mortuaryy 3 роки тому +8

      @@gabriellopez5876 badlands ripoff, don’t disrespect ocean chugger.

    • @gamelizzy6035
      @gamelizzy6035 3 роки тому +31

      Tyler is always so genuine with it though.

  • @slimyboixd
    @slimyboixd 2 роки тому +756

    Mark: Made a good-looking pie
    Tyler: Made a good-tasting pie
    Ethan: Made a _pie?_

  • @Sophia_Spider
    @Sophia_Spider 4 роки тому +4239

    The title isn't wrong... Mark did make a pie, Tyler made a tart with a little thingy on top and Ethan... He was there...

    • @johnbade8820
      @johnbade8820 4 роки тому +198

      Ethan cooked somebody's face

    • @angelapickett198
      @angelapickett198 4 роки тому +55

      It's very rare for a comment to make me laugh
      You are one of the rare the ones

    • @papasauce6040
      @papasauce6040 4 роки тому +13

      @@angelapickett198 you and me both

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 4 роки тому +21

      john bade Ethan probably sliced someones face off

    • @chloetong4918
      @chloetong4918 4 роки тому +4

      @@papasauce6040 me too!

  • @That_Guy_I_Guess
    @That_Guy_I_Guess 3 роки тому +7131

    The “Sex is great but you ever had a pie” should be a shirt

    • @BluKins9
      @BluKins9 3 роки тому +56

      Thanks evil flint lockwood 😂

    • @feggy9680
      @feggy9680 3 роки тому +23

      Can anyone time stamp it

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 3 роки тому +25

      a banana cream pie-

    • @slushypup5597
      @slushypup5597 3 роки тому +18

      Why dose that remind me of a vine

    • @LelaniWaterflower
      @LelaniWaterflower 3 роки тому +15

      @@feggy9680 2:34

  • @michaelsucksatlife2007
    @michaelsucksatlife2007 5 років тому +4701

    Mark: "Editor, put a mouse on this sharp thing with blood and guts"
    Also Mark: *No*

    • @HD-zj7dy
      @HD-zj7dy 5 років тому +11

      309 likes But no comments till now

    • @michaelsucksatlife2007
      @michaelsucksatlife2007 5 років тому +15

      oh shit I had no idea I had this many likes, Thanks guys

    • @crissy4445
      @crissy4445 5 років тому +2

      Epicthomas 2000 I...you think??

    • @cukik6325
      @cukik6325 5 років тому +7

      yeah we know, we watched the video

    • @davidmunoz8171
      @davidmunoz8171 5 років тому +10

      Also
      *IT'S ME* got me 👌🤣🤣

  • @victoriajoy8977
    @victoriajoy8977 5 років тому +5271

    Mark sounds like hes a judge on a cooking show
    Tyler sounds like he's a contestant on said cooking show
    Ethan sounds like the crazy guy who escaped the asylum and found his way onto a studio set for a cooking show

    • @lexi_hana
      @lexi_hana 5 років тому +140

      = All Markiplier Makes videos

    • @traptionist5115
      @traptionist5115 5 років тому +53

      Yes, the GCPD is working hard on getting Ethan back to intensive treatment in Arkham asylum

    • @smirkfanta5535
      @smirkfanta5535 5 років тому +19

      Oh shoot... 666 likes..

    • @shortbeans468
      @shortbeans468 5 років тому +17

      I instantly thought of Mettaton from undertale when you said he sounds like a judge on a cooking show, I think I need mental help

    • @_Mystic_Melody
      @_Mystic_Melody 5 років тому +3

      Oh my god. XD

  • @nightmarishtaco3434
    @nightmarishtaco3434 2 роки тому +2383

    I dont know how Ethan used the whisk correctly and broke it and how Mark was just mashing with it and didn’t

    • @Wertyuio.
      @Wertyuio. Рік тому +124

      A whisk is for batter they were making dough so using it correctly put too much pressure

    • @thenecromancer4113
      @thenecromancer4113 Рік тому +8

      maybe mark broke it and left it for ethan to find

    • @happypantsfilmmaker1797
      @happypantsfilmmaker1797 11 місяців тому +5

      i think it was a collapsable whisk

    • @PirateOfGermany
      @PirateOfGermany 9 місяців тому +19

      ​@@happypantsfilmmaker1797I dont know how or why, but when i first read this, i thought it said, "Collapsable Twink" and was like "Yeah i can see ethan being a collapseable twink"

    • @odette9169
      @odette9169 8 місяців тому

      ​@@PirateOfGermanywhat?!😰😰

  • @Albert-uo5cz
    @Albert-uo5cz 4 роки тому +8907

    Every Markiplier Makes like:
    Mark: *I grew up poor*
    Tyler: *L A U G H S*
    Ethan: *E G G*

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD 4 роки тому +108

      ETHAN'S HOW TO BASIC!!!

    • @shawnwilt6223
      @shawnwilt6223 4 роки тому +28

      Albert Shi in this he’s like, “Appul”

    • @sillyhead8530
      @sillyhead8530 4 роки тому +8

      @@EchoSD Oh...My...God.

    • @ateeyahshannon8009
      @ateeyahshannon8009 4 роки тому +5

      Albert Shi this is the most accurate shit I swear😂😂😂😭

    • @SepticKit
      @SepticKit 4 роки тому +2

      @@EchoSD your soooo.....right

  • @chokero2690
    @chokero2690 4 роки тому +5998

    The “We need more time” “We don’t need more time!” bit really hits hard now

    • @bensoglowek5858
      @bensoglowek5858 4 роки тому +206

      Was just about to say that, memento mori my friend, we were there

    • @oop7209
      @oop7209 4 роки тому +98

      Our tears will hydrate the swords at the throats of our enemies. Memento Mori.

    • @swagingexo_osh8487
      @swagingexo_osh8487 4 роки тому +31

      It really does 😔😔

    • @actuallyaxel_
      @actuallyaxel_ 4 роки тому +21

      why this making me want to cry ;-;

    • @shnugglebugs5524
      @shnugglebugs5524 4 роки тому +13

      Nooooo😢😢

  • @dwiddlenaug
    @dwiddlenaug 5 років тому +3111

    -*Ethan:* is confident then has a mental breakdown
    -*Mark:* Half tries and his turns out the best
    -*Tyler:* Sincerly tries his best and is also the calmest

    • @savagedice1184
      @savagedice1184 5 років тому +81

      You have described all cooking with markiplier videos.

    • @rnspurgn3015
      @rnspurgn3015 5 років тому +34

      Technically Tyler’s turned out the best in flavor and Mark just had the best looking

    • @NominalDingus
      @NominalDingus 5 років тому +2

      the boys

    • @iamraccoons
      @iamraccoons 5 років тому +2

      Rn Spurgn and ethan’s, well it just failed

  • @Ozloz
    @Ozloz 2 роки тому +842

    Tyler: makes pie crust
    Mark: makes a croissant
    Ethan: makes an abomination

    • @punkleton9901
      @punkleton9901 Рік тому

      Ok

    • @quinnethquinnigan
      @quinnethquinnigan Рік тому +4

      @@punkleton9901 why respond if you were just gonna say "ok" like???

    • @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz
      @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz Рік тому

      ok

    • @punkleton9901
      @punkleton9901 Рік тому +1

      @@quinnethquinniganNot only did I say "Ok" almost a year ago, but another person said it as well

    • @quinnethquinnigan
      @quinnethquinnigan Рік тому

      @@punkleton9901 i was just asking the point of saying "ok" to a comment

  • @bromigo2252
    @bromigo2252 5 років тому +2760

    mark:*presses on his pie* "oh look steam comes out!"
    ethan:*presses on his pie*
    me: "oh look you can hear the screams of the damned!"

    • @miagillispie1177
      @miagillispie1177 5 років тому +58

      christiaan Coetser the broken the beaten and the damned

    • @erykahvanier6913
      @erykahvanier6913 5 років тому +33

      faceless_phan do I hear the g note calling😂

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 років тому +9

      Just Another Artist you sure? Cuz you made this comment two weeks ago, and they made theirs one month ago.

    • @thatcrazyhorsegirl6513
      @thatcrazyhorsegirl6513 5 років тому +5

      And yours three hours! Counting is fun! (literally becoming patton from sanders sides)

    • @morgolig6095
      @morgolig6095 5 років тому

      Pro Vlogs I have found another Fander

  • @carelessguy5667
    @carelessguy5667 5 років тому +1456

    "If that talks to me before I eat it, I'm going to be very upset"
    Best line in the video

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 5 років тому +19

      I personally like "Yes, kill that thing" when Ethan says he'll go first to slice his pi-... I mean sacrifice

    • @littlewhitebutterflies4586
      @littlewhitebutterflies4586 5 років тому +4

      Not concerned or scared...just really really upset

    • @emilyfogerty6438
      @emilyfogerty6438 5 років тому

      Yeah. It kinda is. 😂

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 5 років тому

      If my food talks to me I would be more then concerned

    • @alexm.5416
      @alexm.5416 4 роки тому +1

      Have you forgotten about "Sex is great, but ever had a pie?"

  • @erayyazayyani3619
    @erayyazayyani3619 4 роки тому +15279

    Mark: looks the best
    Tyler: tastes the best
    Ethan: _tried his best_

    • @shanestaley6595
      @shanestaley6595 4 роки тому +109

      Micheal KO nah it was a pan of apple slices. he had no time to cook it for real

    • @crafty2785
      @crafty2785 4 роки тому +163

      also Ethan: dO yOu EvEr JuSt GiVe Up

    • @watrfall3642
      @watrfall3642 4 роки тому +37

      Ethan did not succeed, you use a whisk for batter not dough. If you use it for dough it is to *THICC*

    • @w9771
      @w9771 4 роки тому +22

      Ethen just gets an automatic win

    • @elizabethmorgan8026
      @elizabethmorgan8026 4 роки тому +35

      I think this is why so many people relate to Ethan

  • @linren901
    @linren901 3 роки тому +751

    I love baking pies, this video was a roller coaster of emotions for me.
    Mark: "You need to develop the gluten"
    Me: "NO!"

    • @oogenesis
      @oogenesis Рік тому +18

      HARD. SAME. my inner chef is traumatized.

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 Рік тому +4

      All I know about making apple pie is that Ethan Cored the Apples bad.

    • @nutmeggaming11261
      @nutmeggaming11261 Рік тому +4

      Chewy Crust™

    • @DahliaOlive
      @DahliaOlive 10 місяців тому +5

      Lol. Pastry chef here. Nooooooo to the extra gluten development in the pie dough. 😂. Just no.

    • @naturewandererZ
      @naturewandererZ Місяць тому

      When Ethan baked his apples in the microwave my soul left my body

  • @alyssastarman7258
    @alyssastarman7258 4 роки тому +2521

    Tyler: secretly a masterchef
    Mark: a ManChild making jokes out of everything and not taking it seriously but pretending he is
    Ethan: trying his best

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 4 роки тому +12

      Trying his best- true

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 роки тому +7

      "Did you just taste tHaT ?!"

    • @yuirthorn9007
      @yuirthorn9007 4 роки тому +2

      So true

    • @its_rubee7377
      @its_rubee7377 4 роки тому +3

      Why is this so true???
      Rip to Ethan
      Really to Mark
      And tell the truth to Tyler

    • @ram-hu4hn
      @ram-hu4hn 4 роки тому +2

      THE THING IS ETHAN ISNT EVEN A BAD COOK EVEN A LITTLE BUT IN THESE VIDEOS-

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 роки тому +9984

    Mark’s looked the best, Tyler’s tasted the best, and Ethan’s had a lot of _personality_

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 роки тому +310

      @Fandom Crew In this case, it was made from a person

    • @facelessjack442
      @facelessjack442 4 роки тому +174

      Yeah the personality was Necronomicon

    • @jube8835
      @jube8835 4 роки тому +133

      Not just that it was CURSED, it litteraly turns to ash once you taste it
      This is a cursed pie

    • @WholeWheatDough
      @WholeWheatDough 4 роки тому +50

      You sound like my first grade teacher

    • @Threebananaforaeuro
      @Threebananaforaeuro 4 роки тому +40

      A summary of literally every Markiplier majes

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 2 роки тому +326

    It's very obvious when Mark is editing by how many times someone's face is distorted, and I love it

  • @echoneedslifesupport4923
    @echoneedslifesupport4923 5 років тому +3881

    Ethan: is confused
    Mark: succeeds through sheer will
    Tyler: genuinely tries

    • @daniel-cc6cu
      @daniel-cc6cu 5 років тому +70

      Mark is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will, something the rest know very little about, I once saw him bake the greatest pie ever in a video... with his hand... his fuckin hand...

    • @mulder0841
      @mulder0841 5 років тому +8

      Boooom man 500th like!

    • @juspraim5891
      @juspraim5891 5 років тому +8

      daniel
      Stop. Just stop.

    • @smorxym4404
      @smorxym4404 5 років тому +5

      why don’t u stop

    • @tate8074
      @tate8074 5 років тому +12

      That's it. That's the whole series.

  • @PrampIsACutie
    @PrampIsACutie 5 років тому +1604

    Every video
    Tylers food: "That doesn't look too bad"
    Marks food: "That looks delicious"
    Ethans food: "WOW that looks..................very.........YES"

    • @therearealpacas
      @therearealpacas 5 років тому +58

      More like
      Ethan- WoAaAaaa
      HoW mAnY EggS cOuLd I PuT iN tHiS??

    • @frog7717
      @frog7717 5 років тому +15

      E G G

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 4 роки тому +31

      Tyler fails but somehow still makes it correctly
      Mark fails but it still turns out alright
      Ethan fails in spectacular ways

  • @Keegans_husband
    @Keegans_husband 4 роки тому +4434

    ethan: "I think i broke the whisk"
    Also ethan: *brakes apple peeler*

  • @jax7394
    @jax7394 2 роки тому +537

    Quotes from this video that float in my mind.
    Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?"
    Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." *proceeds to punch pie dough*
    Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!"
    Such chaos, such beauty.
    God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.

    • @benelated5638
      @benelated5638 Рік тому +2

      Eh could be worse, could be 4

    • @victorcremades6876
      @victorcremades6876 Рік тому

      Don't forget "If you don't have a filling in your pie you dont have a pie fuckhole"

    • @alexandrebouchard1018
      @alexandrebouchard1018 Рік тому +1

      ​@@benelated5638 How about 4 and change?

    • @TheWaMaster
      @TheWaMaster 10 місяців тому +4

      you forgot to mention the singing while slicing the apples

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 7 місяців тому

      Mine extra one is:
      "OHH, if you don't have a filling in your pie, you don't have a pie, fuck-hole!"

  • @chichiman
    @chichiman 3 роки тому +12005

    Marks storys about his childhood every video is like Heinz Doofenshmirtz childhood

    • @confusion2193
      @confusion2193 3 роки тому +75

      Cheese

    • @ash1060
      @ash1060 3 роки тому +64

      i was tryna find this from a video i saw and im so glad i found it

    • @confusion2193
      @confusion2193 3 роки тому +16

      @@ash1060 from clumsys video?

    • @FlareTheMythical
      @FlareTheMythical 3 роки тому +40

      It constantly changes

    • @ash1060
      @ash1060 3 роки тому +10

      @@confusion2193 yeah

  • @kristinapetrey214
    @kristinapetrey214 5 років тому +611

    21:01
    Mark: *freaking out cuz it’s hot*
    Tyler: *trying to figure a way to hold it*
    Ethan: *smiles sweetly like a smol boi*

  • @kennedy.dabrowiak
    @kennedy.dabrowiak 3 роки тому +5135

    So we have established that...
    Ethan: can't be trusted with eggs
    Mark: doesn't have wisks in his kitchen
    And Tyler:..... Tyler dreams about Mickey Mouse chopping screamimg carrots

  • @blackholes8757
    @blackholes8757 3 роки тому +806

    Mark thinking that he knows the secret trick to making a pie crust:
    Croissant: imma ruin this whole man's career

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 2 роки тому +23

      To be fair, croissant crust pie sounds very good.

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 5 років тому +496

    Mark: *Crafts slightly sloppy but standard pie*
    Tyler: *Accidentally makes delicious Jesus berry pie*
    Ethan: *Makes an excellent skin pizza from Borderlands*

    • @Corey5268
      @Corey5268 5 років тому +9

      Jesus berry pie is my favorite flavor!

    • @Aemni1
      @Aemni1 5 років тому +5

      I think we all need jesus berry flavor in our lives, here on the internet.

    • @pineapplesare
      @pineapplesare 5 років тому +5

      i think that skin pizza sounds tasty

    • @mirrynmcwilliams937
      @mirrynmcwilliams937 4 роки тому

      Crunchy

  • @webby5415
    @webby5415 4 роки тому +799

    Ethan while cutting his pie:
    Ethan: "It's a little crusty"
    Ethan: **is literally sawing it**

  • @teagansmartt4023
    @teagansmartt4023 5 років тому +1786

    Everybody: “mark is so sweet”
    Mark : *beats the hell out of the pie crust*

    • @mateogonzalez5678
      @mateogonzalez5678 5 років тому +24

      *steals rolling pin

    • @ashpelt4677
      @ashpelt4677 5 років тому +3

      My name is Teagan spelled the exact same way

    • @aloe475
      @aloe475 4 роки тому +9

      @@ashpelt4677 my name is teagan spelled William

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 4 роки тому +10

      YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE?

    • @zoenotsaying6538
      @zoenotsaying6538 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @adragonprobably1652
    @adragonprobably1652 2 роки тому +318

    Mark: I can’t think of a single redeeming quality about your creation.
    Ethan: Scare factor.

  • @jacksonpurcell8625
    @jacksonpurcell8625 3 роки тому +3542

    "i put three!" "i put two?" "i put one."
    you're supposed to put *none*

    • @thefnafgang7372
      @thefnafgang7372 3 роки тому +140

      Wait really? I didn’t know that I never make homemade pie crust I get the already made one lol

    • @jacksonpurcell8625
      @jacksonpurcell8625 3 роки тому +428

      @@thefnafgang7372 yup, pie crusts are usually just flour, fat (butter, lard, shortening), and water. no eggs other than maybe an egg wash for browning purposes

    • @thefnafgang7372
      @thefnafgang7372 3 роки тому +167

      @@jacksonpurcell8625 noted for the next time I make pie
      Thank you for sharing your smarts

    • @kowalski3389
      @kowalski3389 3 роки тому +55

      i was searching for someone to have commented this thank u

    • @ti9erlilly
      @ti9erlilly 3 роки тому +27

      Thank you! 🤣 I was literally shaking my head when they put eggs in their crust.

  • @irealylikecheese2515
    @irealylikecheese2515 3 роки тому +4499

    Tyler texting Mark, “I took a piss today. It lasted 47 seconds.”
    Ethan texting Mark, “My grilled cheese is uneven. I think I am going to die. Mark help me please.”

    • @KittieV1
      @KittieV1 3 роки тому +3

      _🥸_

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 2 роки тому +9

      I don't understand

    • @Haleycallaghan
      @Haleycallaghan 2 роки тому +85

      @@josephmurphy417 you don't have to understand 😌

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 2 роки тому +136

      They really do have that relationship don't they? 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 роки тому +105

      I didn't even realize this was a reference. This just so perfectly describes their dynamic

  • @michellerabey6637
    @michellerabey6637 3 роки тому +3752

    I will never forget the blood, sweat and *souls* that went into Ethan's pie...

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 2 роки тому +119

    Tyler's pie: Is a nice pie
    Mark's pie: Super appealing to look at
    Ethan's pie: You don't eat the pie, the pie eats you

  • @Prince_Benevolence
    @Prince_Benevolence 5 років тому +3764

    Tyler made a tart
    Mark made a pie with uncut crust
    And Ethan made- a sacrifice-

    • @nadiakeaton5680
      @nadiakeaton5680 5 років тому +17

      LMAOO

    • @lillylavender6876
      @lillylavender6876 5 років тому +29

      I don't know why this made me laugh so much XD

    • @robiniguess8230
      @robiniguess8230 5 років тому +19

      It is not a tart, it is called a lattice, its a type of pie.

    • @boristhealien
      @boristhealien 5 років тому +17

      Pie needs to be sweeter than hell. :3

    • @Prince_Benevolence
      @Prince_Benevolence 5 років тому +6

      wavey04 is it? Idk it’s not like I’m a pie expert lol, all I know is that a tart is like a pie but without the top crust

  • @Zipzoop767
    @Zipzoop767 3 роки тому +2283

    Ethan’s pie is literally the snack that smiles back but instead it eats your intestines after you eat it

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 3 роки тому +1716

    Mark: *eating off of Ethan's finger* I don't want a gif of this to exist.
    Also Mark: *basically all of Unus Annus*

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady 3 роки тому +20

      I mean…pretty much all of Unus Annus could be very misconstrued without context.

    • @owlcapone69
      @owlcapone69 3 роки тому +8

      Momento Mori

    • @OGredvapor
      @OGredvapor 3 роки тому +14

      what is unus annus. that doesn't exist.

    • @monkefinder
      @monkefinder 3 роки тому +5

      @@OGredvapor exactly

    • @Discount_Jesus
      @Discount_Jesus 3 роки тому +4

      @@OGredvapor you came too late my friend. You missed something wonderful. Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

  • @no_signal_exe6981
    @no_signal_exe6981 2 роки тому +40

    i like how each of the pies kinda represent them perfectly
    Tyler's: just a pie, no chaos, about it just perfect.
    Mark's: a small bit chaotic but still reached the end goal well.
    Ethan's: ya...

  • @drizzybakery7619
    @drizzybakery7619 5 років тому +2785

    Mark: WE GREW UP POOR
    Also Mark: I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS

    • @duckperson33
      @duckperson33 5 років тому +49

      What a glow-up

    • @miss.emaline
      @miss.emaline 5 років тому +67

      He only had an ass brick growing up, so ovens are the epitome of privilege and wealth to him

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 5 років тому +12

      Hey, he got a lot of bad karma for living in a dumpster.

    • @drizzybakery7619
      @drizzybakery7619 5 років тому +8

      @@DemonBoy-zs5hk I wasn't trying to steal anyone's comment. I didn't read all the comments on this video so if someone else made this comment as well and feels I stole it, I apologize. I didn't see any other comment like this, so it was not my intention.

    • @seans.silly.little.life.
      @seans.silly.little.life. 5 років тому +7

      I remember that! 😂 That's from his Creme Brulee episode right?

  • @dziwne13
    @dziwne13 4 роки тому +510

    Tyler: tries hard and usually stays quiet, doing his own thing
    Mark: also tries hard but makes it fun and jokes around
    Ethan: *iT's a wAtER tESt*

  • @xxzombeanzxx3537
    @xxzombeanzxx3537 5 років тому +786

    Ethan: I baked you a *p i e*
    Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
    Ethan: *chalk and disappointment.*

    • @btsfanboyd7557
      @btsfanboyd7557 5 років тому +10

      OH MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR :D

    • @kaytlynnstocks7043
      @kaytlynnstocks7043 5 років тому +7

      Pie flavor

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii 5 років тому +17

      I think you mean
      Ethan: I baked you a p i e
      Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
      Ethan: *_*screams in demonic tongues*_*

  • @cielizzy8860
    @cielizzy8860 3 роки тому +382

    Watching this in 2022, still laughing at it (also, I was late to the party, lol). Also...am I the only one who wants to see "Markiplier Makes: Pasta"?

    • @expiredbaker8087
      @expiredbaker8087 2 роки тому +39

      I want to see Markiplier Makes: Doughnuts

    • @dragongirl3881
      @dragongirl3881 2 роки тому +10

      Oh god both of those ideas i so want to see

    • @mykaylacobb7303
      @mykaylacobb7303 2 роки тому +2

      Omg that'd be amazing

    • @sobble821
      @sobble821 2 роки тому +7

      I'd love that! And possibly a markiplier makes: cupcakes if they haven't already? It's simple but I'd love to see how they do the frosting haha

    • @cielizzy8860
      @cielizzy8860 2 роки тому +9

      @@sobble821 I see Mark trying to overcomplicate the process and make some fancy swiss meringue thingy, I see Tyler being dead silent as he tries to make actual frosting, and Ethan coming away with sweetened butter XD

  • @Shadow-pk2di
    @Shadow-pk2di 3 роки тому +3396

    Tyler: Serious and concentrated when he wants to be
    Ethan: Cant help but being stupidly funny and destructive
    Mark: Has the attention span of a rock

  • @kirstiecampbell6823
    @kirstiecampbell6823 5 років тому +476

    “I’m gonna wash my hands LiKe AlL gOoD cHeFs ShOuLd! Have we learned NOThing?”
    Tyler- i already washed my hands

  • @mrmasky6342
    @mrmasky6342 3 роки тому +2518

    The way he just reassured Amy killed me.”Amy I don’t have any whores.”

  • @yharr3789
    @yharr3789 2 роки тому +67

    I liked hearing about the different number of eggs they used while making a PIE CRUST

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 Рік тому +4

      It needs at least one, but maybe that’s because I do gluten-free baking

    • @yharr3789
      @yharr3789 Рік тому +2

      I know it's been a year but I don't make gluten free pie, so I have no need for eggs, I was unaware that gluten free crust needed egg.
      Good to know

  • @CirqueDemonic
    @CirqueDemonic 5 років тому +2005

    "Sex is great, but have you tried PIE?"
    A boy after my heart.

    • @nekowerewolf
      @nekowerewolf 5 років тому +12

      Lol literally me xD

    • @beccaboo3236
      @beccaboo3236 5 років тому +9

      Does anyone know what time that was I’m trying to find it

    • @BT-rq2do
      @BT-rq2do 5 років тому +12

      @@beccaboo3236 Its at the beginning 2:34

    • @pxnkspace
      @pxnkspace 5 років тому +12

      Dean Winchester would agree

    • @jwswart
      @jwswart 5 років тому

      Jason Biggs has an even better idea

  • @songbirdsystem1465
    @songbirdsystem1465 4 роки тому +5834

    Ethan: *doing his best*
    The Audience: *Everyone liked that* 🥺

    • @luckyloki0785
      @luckyloki0785 4 роки тому +45

      Nice joke now lets talk bout that I funny watermark

    • @endithme1797
      @endithme1797 4 роки тому +16

      Im the 666th like haha I got the funny number

    • @luckyloki0785
      @luckyloki0785 4 роки тому +10

      @@endithme1797 you mean 69 or 420 right

    • @AndrewMoore498
      @AndrewMoore498 4 роки тому +5

      E

    • @mightymixsal
      @mightymixsal 4 роки тому +1

      @@endithme1797 LMAO XD HAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @arcaeae
    @arcaeae 5 років тому +430

    Amy : 38 seconds
    Mark: I wIlL hAvE 1o0 lAyErS iF I dO a LaYeR a SeCoNd
    Me, who failed math : .... yeah, sounds about right.

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 роки тому +18

      Yes, though if we count "doing a layer" as folding it over itself(thereby doubling the current number of layers), then if he does a layer per second for 38 seconds, he'll actually have over 274 *trillion* layers.
      Under normal circumstances, five or six folds is enough for pastry.

    • @danielmaher1654
      @danielmaher1654 4 роки тому +5

      @@PangolinMontanari 5 might be enough, but why not just go all the way to 274 trillion? the more the better

    • @phluffydragon8097
      @phluffydragon8097 4 роки тому +2

      civandalic your math scares me

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 роки тому +1

      How do you fail math? Did you just not pay attention?

    • @darkmode96
      @darkmode96 4 роки тому +1

      *insert username* think it’s more of double the layers from before where the layers are 2m where the next would be 2(2m) then 2[2(2m)] in other words 1,2,4,8,16,32!

  • @Jakeknapp73
    @Jakeknapp73 Рік тому +43

    Mark and Ethan: *being as reckless and crazy as possible*
    Meanwhile Tyler: *just casually peacefully making his pie*

  • @eren-yx3cw
    @eren-yx3cw 4 роки тому +447

    Ethan: I’m gonna wash my hands. hAVE We lEArNEd nOtHiNg?
    Me *in quarantine*: well-

  • @tammyt3434
    @tammyt3434 5 років тому +796

    "I used too much egg."
    Eggs needed in pie crust: 0
    "I think I broke the whisk." Why are you using a whisk?!?! ... why are you ALL using whisks?!!!?!!!!
    "That looks pretty good, actually." Nobody move, the CDC is on their way.

    • @satanmephestopheeleez2756
      @satanmephestopheeleez2756 4 роки тому +21

      I was so confused by that! I don't even think Tyler or Ethan used butter

    • @suryaravi179
      @suryaravi179 4 роки тому +26

      Well ethan DID do a butter flip on bowl's rim. Idk just saying

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 роки тому +38

      I like that seeing these three non-bakers do their thing is something of a horror show to people who know anything about it

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah my mom made pancakes and she used SIX eggs

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 роки тому +3

      They were terrible

  • @meevins
    @meevins 5 років тому +5087

    I feel like Ethan is constantly on the verge of having a mental breakdown

  • @fluididi1149
    @fluididi1149 2 роки тому +66

    You’ve heard of “whistle while you work.” Mark now proudly presents:
    “Sing while you slice!!”

  • @graceh5027
    @graceh5027 5 років тому +3427

    i always hope for ethan and then it all goes miserably wrong

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii 5 років тому +189

      we all hope for Ethan, bless his cursed soul

    • @vx3150
      @vx3150 5 років тому +48

      one day he shall make a pie as good as Tyler's and Mark's

    • @crystalizingfire1518
      @crystalizingfire1518 5 років тому +12

      xXGrace Xx no better

    • @MissPrincessinblue
      @MissPrincessinblue 5 років тому +36

      The identity of How to Basic is Ethan. Confirmed by the egg amount hahahaha

    • @metalballs1004
      @metalballs1004 5 років тому +14

      dont you mean heapass?

  • @essemay
    @essemay 4 роки тому +6769

    Everything Ethan ever makes in "markiplier makes" always ends up being a good representation of how put together my life is. :')

  • @macaroni_doodles3134
    @macaroni_doodles3134 5 років тому +878

    Ethan: I'm washing my hands
    Mark: (breathes)
    Ethan: As All GoOd ChEfS sHoUlD
    Ethan you are precious

  • @GoobyOoby2702
    @GoobyOoby2702 Рік тому +141

    Mark while recording: CHAOS!
    Mark while editing: *n o*

  • @JustJelly11
    @JustJelly11 3 роки тому +4106

    Mark: *Makes pie*
    Tyler: *Makes pie*
    Ethan: *Makes a whole face*

    • @zerraundereyes278
      @zerraundereyes278 3 роки тому +60

      Ethan: tried to hide a body
      Lmao

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 2 роки тому +14

      he put his heart and _soul_ into that pie

    • @mutteni
      @mutteni 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexbowlin7044 and possibly his face

    • @stuckincollege1778
      @stuckincollege1778 2 роки тому

      @@mutteni You remember that serial murderers that stuffed their victims into pies and feed it to costumers, that is somehow less suspicious than this, Ethans pie looks like what you thought the human pies would look like, but no. It's just infused with the souls and anguish of microwaved apples and the but skin after-shavings of a bigfoot/satan hybrid.

    • @mutteni
      @mutteni 2 роки тому

      @@stuckincollege1778 Send me the recipe! :)

  • @bloodredstone6048
    @bloodredstone6048 4 роки тому +523

    Tyler: weird berry cake thing that looks and tastes good
    Mark: Shallow fruit medley pie
    Ethan: Piecronomicon

  • @dawnmoore4845
    @dawnmoore4845 4 роки тому +785

    ethan: going to cry
    mark: very confident about his pie
    tyler: master chef

    • @its_rubee7377
      @its_rubee7377 4 роки тому +3

      I’m going through comments at a family thing and your comment made me laugh so loud everyone looked at me for like 5 whole seconds not understanding why I’m laughing

    • @leommmm7650
      @leommmm7650 4 роки тому

      Rock nRubyee bot?

    • @charitym1353
      @charitym1353 4 роки тому +1

      I just watched the egg drop video, and this comment could seriously apply. poor ethan lmao

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 роки тому +1

      Tyler is the master chef but he's also kinda like a mad scientist. His genius is brilliant but he also... Does things. like the pie jesus cross.

    • @mazecake993
      @mazecake993 4 роки тому

      I will eat his pie because I feel bad and also unam hungry please let me eat it

  • @Croatilillious
    @Croatilillious 2 роки тому +42

    Making pie crust, two things you don't want to hear are
    "I put too much egg..."
    "We need to develop the gluten!"

  • @syvyanix3613
    @syvyanix3613 5 років тому +259

    Honestly the energy of Ethan baking is so purely chaotic and also 100% me when cooking with friends.

  • @vadermjb6265
    @vadermjb6265 5 років тому +843

    Mark:”I grew up poor.”
    Me: and now you have a house with multiple ovens.

    • @MR-vk6ew
      @MR-vk6ew 5 років тому +11

      yea like 54568762498729382938756 ovens

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 років тому +2

      MR 64 666999 times 666420blazeitdankweedfamguccigangsquadnene69

    • @deadlydemon2649
      @deadlydemon2649 5 років тому +7

      5. 5 DAMN OVENS. Markimoo is great 😂

    • @kaitlynking5518
      @kaitlynking5518 5 років тому +25

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!!!! ~Markimoo on Mark makes: creme brulee

    • @SupremeCreame
      @SupremeCreame 5 років тому +14

      @@MR-vk6ew That's a lot of ovens. To put it in perspective. That is 54 Sextillion, 568 quintillion, 762 quadrillion, 498 trillion, 729 billion, 382 million, 938 thousand, and 756 ovens. That's a lot of ovens. If Mark has that many ovens and they are all in his kitchen, then his kitchen must be at least 10,194,713,613,059,506 sq miles or roughly 2,686,990,572 times the size of the United States of America, or 51,749,815 times the surface area of the entire earth, or 429,904 times the surface area of Jupiter, or finally, 4,343.7 times the surface area of our own sun.
      That's a lot of ovens.

  • @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э
    @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э 5 років тому +3002

    I fear no man... But this thing... **looks at Ethan's pie** ...it scares me...

    • @AceDAVE
      @AceDAVE 5 років тому +21

      Странный Человек Nice TF2 reference

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 5 років тому +1

      Meeehm

    • @chameleonoverlord9749
      @chameleonoverlord9749 5 років тому +3

      No hoovy

    • @audacious-sama8310
      @audacious-sama8310 5 років тому +42

      Tyler: puffy berry pie!
      Mark: buttery fruit pie!
      Ethan: hOrrOR PiE

    • @ultraforce7958
      @ultraforce7958 5 років тому +13

      Странный Человек bold of you to assume it’s a pie

  • @unl0vedblues126
    @unl0vedblues126 2 роки тому +72

    mark’s right brain: PUT A MOUSE IN THIS WITH GOREY SOUNDS
    mark’s left brain: No.

  • @user-wl5pd4ky6r
    @user-wl5pd4ky6r 5 років тому +803

    Mark: we need to develop the glutens
    *pauses*
    *SLAM SLAM SLAM*

    • @seraph4882
      @seraph4882 5 років тому +3

      me when i see a spider
      jk me when i see a fly i like spiders

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 5 років тому

      YOU CLOSE?!

    • @joshm8297
      @joshm8297 5 років тому

      he also made biscuit dough

    • @ginnycherry7235
      @ginnycherry7235 5 років тому

      My parents are mark and I am the gluten that needs developing

  • @hiraest1477
    @hiraest1477 5 років тому +1062

    eggs needed for pie: 0
    mark: 1
    tyler: 2
    ethan: 3
    i’m still at the start of the video but i have absolute faith

    • @mercy8mp
      @mercy8mp 5 років тому +81

      @k a r m a yes, that's... what the point of the persons comment was..

    • @natalie78na
      @natalie78na 5 років тому +9

      hiraest why did this make me laugh sm

    • @934strawberryfields
      @934strawberryfields 5 років тому +9

      Wait really?

    • @Horrorpilled
      @Horrorpilled 5 років тому +5

      Wach the rest youll lose your faith

    • @Horrorpilled
      @Horrorpilled 5 років тому +4

      Just wait till u see Ethan's face pie

  • @potato9434
    @potato9434 5 років тому +585

    Ethan: *breaks amys apple peeler*
    Ethan: SHHHHH you can have the ad revenue from this video

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 роки тому +8

      He breaks the whisk, the apple pealer

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 роки тому +8

      And he can’t use a knife properly

    • @adamcraig2575
      @adamcraig2575 4 роки тому +8

      His knife skills? WACK. His whisking? WACK. His pie? WACK. The apple peeler corer slicer?
      TIGHT AS F U C K

    • @dianalioness8257
      @dianalioness8257 4 роки тому +1

      Adam Craig my mom has that. It’s tighter than fuck. Especially when you bake/can/preserve for a large family.

  • @jaymax8472
    @jaymax8472 2 роки тому +14

    I love how the start of every single video like this is just so damn chaotic and wild, but at the end by the judging phase they change into totally different people

  • @AlyBr
    @AlyBr 5 років тому +611

    Next time Jack's in America, you should make something with him, Bob and Wade. That would be hilarious.
    -Bonus points if you have potatoes that aren't-
    -needed for the recipe-

    • @raindad6681
      @raindad6681 5 років тому +2

      Awww your profile pic is cute 💚

    • @DNFAn24
      @DNFAn24 5 років тому +4

      This comment should go viral so that Mark agrees. This would be hilarious

    • @nadiatoledo9714
      @nadiatoledo9714 5 років тому +3

      I just want mark and jack goofing around trying to make something with potatoes

    • @epicparadise1944
      @epicparadise1944 5 років тому

      That would be great

  • @catmaid3925
    @catmaid3925 4 роки тому +2081

    Imagine having corona virus and watch Ethan wash his hands as mark and Tyler rub their hands together

    • @alexm.5416
      @alexm.5416 4 роки тому +60

      Currently 1:47am and I almost choked on my brownie.

    • @readmydescifyouwant650
      @readmydescifyouwant650 4 роки тому +66

      @@alexm.5416 I. R E Q U I R E. T H E. B R O W N I E.

    • @mrpotatoe6263
      @mrpotatoe6263 4 роки тому +10

      Facts tho

    • @tobiasjacobson3708
      @tobiasjacobson3708 4 роки тому +40

      Actually me right now my test came back positive this morning and I just miss when I could lick my friends and not worry about it

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 4 роки тому +5

      @@tobiasjacobson3708 oof

  • @TilDelish
    @TilDelish 4 роки тому +2945

    Now that Unus Annus is gone, watching this feels like a gift that was undeserved. I will treasure the Markiplier Makes series forever. It got me through a rough time this year and I am so thankful for something like it to exist. Love you guys, momento mori.

    • @vagueoutline2961
      @vagueoutline2961 4 роки тому +26

      Memento Vitae.

    • @lizzy1322
      @lizzy1322 4 роки тому +34

      I’ve come back to these old videos as well. It’s not Unus Annus but it’s still them and I love them all so much. I forgot how much I loved these videos I’m happy we have them. Memento Mori 🖤🤍

    • @rennanahoshi1234
      @rennanahoshi1234 4 роки тому +11

      I see we’re all coming here!

    • @AdrenalineHat808
      @AdrenalineHat808 4 роки тому +10

      Take my virtual hug

    • @TwoTwentyNinePM
      @TwoTwentyNinePM 4 роки тому +8

      Momento Mori My Friends

  • @RABID_POSSUM
    @RABID_POSSUM 2 роки тому +83

    Tyler's pie: the sort of thing I would buy in bulk and kill myself from eating so much of it
    Marks pie: sort of thing you would make for Thanksgiving
    Ethan's "pie": the sort of thing you summon with a circle of candles

    • @Loona_____
      @Loona_____ Рік тому +1

      dont forget blood. XD

    • @RABID_POSSUM
      @RABID_POSSUM Рік тому

      @@Loona_____ imma be real with you chief I forgot I said this

    • @Loona_____
      @Loona_____ Рік тому

      @@RABID_POSSUM XD

  • @alexisrodgers1384
    @alexisrodgers1384 5 років тому +808

    Tyler: makes a jesus looking pie
    Mark: makes a normal pie
    Ethan: makes a sinister pie

  • @regicide5521
    @regicide5521 5 років тому +759

    18:11
    Mark: Who do you think I am?
    Me: A man with 5 ovens-

  • @planetmags
    @planetmags 5 років тому +1149

    Mark: If someone made this for me it isn’t so bad that I would openly insult them
    Mark: *Has been openly insulting Ethan for the entire video*

  • @MoonyFBM
    @MoonyFBM 2 роки тому +480

    Pie crust is literally just flour, butter, water and salt. How can you get that so wrong 😂

    • @maxlm07
      @maxlm07 2 роки тому +5

      On god, it's so easy

    • @slaughtrrd
      @slaughtrrd 2 роки тому

      @ƬЄҲƬ MЄ ƠƝ ƬЄԼЄƓƦƛ @markiplier40 bot lol

    • @9esperr6sucks9
      @9esperr6sucks9 Рік тому +1

      egg

    • @maxlm07
      @maxlm07 Рік тому +8

      @@9esperr6sucks9 no egg

    • @coolfishron6668
      @coolfishron6668 Рік тому +2

      @@9esperr6sucks9
      STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-

  • @jeannaskeete6271
    @jeannaskeete6271 5 років тому +679

    mark: gets mad when ethan gets water on his sweater
    also mark: doesn’t get mad when ethan gets flour on his sweater

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 роки тому +1

      Flour wouldn't be as bad though

    • @amystuart968
      @amystuart968 4 роки тому +5

      I think Mark was resigned to washing the hoodie by the time Ethan got the flour on it.

  • @Michael-xd8rv
    @Michael-xd8rv 4 роки тому +604

    Ethan: ima wash my hands like all chefs should
    Also Ethan: *pie looks like human skin*

    • @Bluwolf-ib3qb
      @Bluwolf-ib3qb 4 роки тому +2

      He took a page from Ed Gein’s book

    • @Igetnobitches
      @Igetnobitches 4 роки тому +1

      I just gave this comment the 269th like

    • @guy_onfire
      @guy_onfire 4 роки тому

      Yum

    • @mistermile7638
      @mistermile7638 4 роки тому +2

      He didnt wash the pie even though it was skin too?

  • @destinyyoung7347
    @destinyyoung7347 5 років тому +576

    Ethan: **I used too much egg**
    Me: *like every other markiplier makes video that you've done EVER*

  • @vidhoard
    @vidhoard 2 роки тому +11

    17:25 you can tell in this video that Ethan has just had a rough day and is not really liking Mark's jokes about him at the moment. Poor guy. Been there!

  • @malachaisparkles3882
    @malachaisparkles3882 5 років тому +386

    Something that I think would be fun to watch: Gordon Ramsay tries to teach Mark, Tyler, and Ethan how to make a dish. Like in real life, face to face, with Gordon Ramsay.
    I think that would be very interesting.

    • @Alexandra.AI.
      @Alexandra.AI. 5 років тому +31

      That would end in tears.
      Gordon Ramsay's tears...

    • @tezzi4136
      @tezzi4136 5 років тому +13

      I want this

    • @dionnehunt7284
      @dionnehunt7284 5 років тому +15

      His channel is too RAW for Gordon Ramsay though...

    • @dionnehunt7284
      @dionnehunt7284 5 років тому +2

      @@siyotsistu Most likely...

    • @CuteFluff8
      @CuteFluff8 5 років тому +5

      That would be EPIC! XD

  • @TomO-dl2zr
    @TomO-dl2zr 5 років тому +5053

    Mark: I baked you a pie
    All subscribers: oh boy, what flavour?
    Mark:
    pretzels.

    • @screamy_
      @screamy_ 5 років тому +101

      this was the PEAK humor in like 2013. oh my god.

    • @SofosProject
      @SofosProject 5 років тому +93

      *mouth full* You ever just eat a pretzel?

    • @raineblackstar3522
      @raineblackstar3522 5 років тому +81

      *PIE FLAVOR*

    • @TomO-dl2zr
      @TomO-dl2zr 5 років тому +9

      @@arianna1124 good one

    • @alan-baird
      @alan-baird 5 років тому +33

      I thought you were going to say PIE FLAVOR. Since he voiced that in asdf movie. 😂But now I see that was the joke, and you- eh...uh... never mind.

  • @threepixels2047
    @threepixels2047 5 років тому +235

    7:17
    Mark: It was not time's up.
    "zooms in on the knives"
    Amy: "Starts sweating nervously" It said zero.

  • @mechamangamonkey
    @mechamangamonkey Місяць тому +5

    Mark’s face at 2:30 is how conductors look at performers before starting a piece.

  • @Bayn_
    @Bayn_ 3 роки тому +1624

    At 12:16 Ethan yells “knife!”. If you don’t know, eef was a manager at a kitchen before he moved to LA, and “knife” or “behind” is a very common term used in a kitchen to alert people where you are and keep everyone safe. Cool to see that his instincts still kick in to say that after all these years.

    • @anzuaoix
      @anzuaoix 2 роки тому +203

      my dad used to work in a kitchen, as did i. he still says “on your left” when walking past me lol

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 2 роки тому +152

      worked fast food. "behind" is very common indeed. i still do it at the movies when i work concession. helps my team know not to back into me n spill popcorn all over the place

    • @thenarratorOfyourExistence
      @thenarratorOfyourExistence 2 роки тому +67

      My dad watched a lot of cooking shows when he was younger, and he really wanted to go to culinary school. He always always says something whenever he has anything dangerous; Knife, HOT!, behind.

    • @bookwyrm0
      @bookwyrm0 2 роки тому +65

      I worked as a waiter, and sometimes my instinct to yell “door” whenever I enter a door that I can’t see through kicks in, same with “behind” and “knife” or “sharp.”

    • @embadly
      @embadly 2 роки тому +23

      Same lol. We have “on your back” & the kitchen has “hot” or “knife”

  • @anjaleebarber9761
    @anjaleebarber9761 5 років тому +382

    This is how every “Markiplier makes” ends
    Mark- not enough (of one thing)
    Ethan- wayyy to much of something
    Tyler- ALMOST perfect
    ❤️❤️loved this video

    • @paytonheilbrun5497
      @paytonheilbrun5497 5 років тому +7

      You just summed up all of they're videos together

    • @jahnybravo2168
      @jahnybravo2168 5 років тому +10

      for ethan it's somehow also specifically too much egg (at least for the food ones). let us not forget his scrambled egg "pretzel" lol

    • @princessskybee0912
      @princessskybee0912 5 років тому

      Anjalee Barber This is so true though😂

  • @-chilll_.vibes-6867
    @-chilll_.vibes-6867 4 роки тому +240

    them: *constantly talks trash about each other while they're baking*
    also them: *is super nice and gives genuine complements and feedback while reviewing*

  • @m1l2000
    @m1l2000 2 роки тому +12

    watching this on pi day 3 years later bc this is still one of my fave videos that mark made with tyler and ethan

  • @butterfly-buck
    @butterfly-buck 5 років тому +1946

    Mark: Whoever is editing, maybe it’s me,-
    Future Mark: Its me
    Mark: Can you put a mouse in this and put a lot of blood and real gore sound effects?
    Future Mark: no.

    • @fachryalfarissi1282
      @fachryalfarissi1282 5 років тому +15

      XD

    • @sneakyrifle5031
      @sneakyrifle5031 5 років тому +81

      future mark: *triggered as Mark keep asking for editing effects
      also future mark: why was i such a asshole

    • @lordashemar4322
      @lordashemar4322 5 років тому +25

      Is it just me or does post mark sound like a pissed off Mads Michelson

    • @imweirdfiteme593
      @imweirdfiteme593 5 років тому +44

      His voice is way more deeper than usual......
      Probably cause he wants to sleep

    • @sneakyrifle5031
      @sneakyrifle5031 5 років тому +19

      @@imweirdfiteme593 yep or he was so pissed off by himself whe he was recording the vid

  • @gothbroccoli8671
    @gothbroccoli8671 5 років тому +474

    *Ethan:* heapass?
    *Mark:* they don't get that joke yet
    HA

    • @kiwi7034
      @kiwi7034 5 років тому +8

      What? It might just be my sleep deprived mind but I don’t get it......

    • @angelaj.6672
      @angelaj.6672 5 років тому +7

      TheIdioticFox it’s from there LEGO building video I think

    • @remubruh8896
      @remubruh8896 5 років тому +3

      @@angelaj.6672 but where did heapass originate from?

    • @mari_blu2840
      @mari_blu2840 5 років тому +5

      @@remubruh8896 from the lego building video they did

  • @_stoops
    @_stoops 5 років тому +681

    “Markiplier Makes” is by far the best series that mark has made. Omg I love watching and rewatching them every time he comes out with a new one. ❤️😂

    • @yourlocalemotrainwreck1415
      @yourlocalemotrainwreck1415 5 років тому +5

      Markiplier makes markiplier makes; behind the scenes of markiplier makes

    • @elibell6550
      @elibell6550 5 років тому

      Quality Memes you're joking right, there is no way that this is better than prop Hunt, drunk Minecraft, and basically every game that he's played, how is this the best, it's barely funny, there's a few good jokes here and there but most of them miss.I don't know how you can say that, I'm offended

    • @kelvin7142
      @kelvin7142 5 років тому

      Saaaaame

    • @helgahufflepuff4782
      @helgahufflepuff4782 5 років тому +1

      @@elibell6550 I also think it's the best, preferences I guess..

    • @Spencerar
      @Spencerar 5 років тому

      Actually fr though

  • @rebeccawalker5424
    @rebeccawalker5424 2 роки тому +10

    Love Mark thanking Amy nonstop. Shows how much he loves her

  • @link6576
    @link6576 5 років тому +389

    6:21
    Mark: You gotta fold layers of butter
    Me: That's for *CROISSANTS* !

    • @maebhjaneking9530
      @maebhjaneking9530 5 років тому +6

      Don't you use puff pastry for pies too?

    • @indispanna
      @indispanna 5 років тому +8

      That's actually just puff pastry in general but you can use puff pastry in pie especially for the top/lid like Marks

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 5 років тому +3

      Cwossont

    • @beloved.sorrow
      @beloved.sorrow 5 років тому

      Gordan Ramsey?

    • @soizic567
      @soizic567 5 років тому

      Pâte feuillettée !