Markiplier Makes: TIE DYE (blindfolded)
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- Опубліковано 14 тра 2019
- We try our best at making some Tie Dye BLINDFOLDED!!
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the shirts
ethans shirt: mass produced
marks shirt: general idea for a tie dye
tylers shirt: blood splatter of a hippie
Tyler's having a male period judging from the vast amount of red near his groin.
@@danishqureshi8583 Oh my lord........... XD
Wow Ethan and Tyler switched places todau
No no
Murdered hippy
mark: we got three men!
mark: *glances at ethan*
mark: we got-
we got almost three men
Two and a half men
@@demonprincess9680 **Insert Theme Song**
Two men.
2 and a half men
9:05
Ethan looks like he's a cult leader carrying the antichrist
It's so true-
Foreshadowing
"ethan looks like a cult leader"
*looks at unus annus* WEEEEEEEEEELLLL......
UNUS ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS
Memento Mori
Ethan: *slams shirts on table and knocks everything over*
Me: Heapass doesn't think. Heapass does.
I JUST WATCHED THAT VID
Heapass is my spirit animal.
MAN IS THE MELON, AND THE MELON IS THE MAN. MELON MAN.
@@gracefulslumber8441 memdekammelonnamelonkaman this makes the melon man mad
You don’t teach Heapass. HEAPASS TEACHES YOU.
Noone:
Eathan in a croptop pants:
*m a s t e r*
Ethan*
@@randomriley6 I make that mistake that mistake all the time
He shuld say daddy
@@bingbongdingdong7761 Same, I have to go over the name at least 10 times (if I'm typing it) before I catch it.
Paweł Sokołowski no no, don’t you go shipping them. I see you, mister or ma’am.
Ethan: "Do you want me to put the gloves on for you... *master* ?"
Mark: *His soul leaving him* 2:09
is no one gonna talk about the powder in his mouth?
@@TheRealestSince2006 It was added in post
Listen to that with your eyes closed
Felix Hernandez it’s not real ♥️
Imjustapancake why the heart though
"We dont need nerve damage in the near future"
Mark and ethan 8 months later in unus annus
"LETS EAT FIRE"
"Ever hear of Nutball?"
"Why is it every video you guys have to have some sort of gif or clip that makes it super sexual?"
Flash forward: *all of Unus Annus*
Ya better delete this soon buddy
@@lexij1751 yes lmAO
Yeah, they only said NEAR future. 8 months isn’t near.
when Ethan said "do you want me to put your gloves on for you, Master?" my brain didnt go to something sexual but instead to Ethan being a beraggled medieval pageboy dressing his knight for battle
good use of bedraggled my liege
that is a trait i wish i possessed
@@queenelizabethii4397 LMAO
merlin and arthur-
Mine went to both
Mark: *puts on blind fold* - "As you can see..... I can't see"
I see said the blind man
Rhett & Link reference, possibly?
natalie servantes “Ah I see,” said the blind man peeing into the wind, “it’s all coming back to me now.”
@@hannahbananana8613 I see said the blind man to his deaf wife.
*"as you can see, we cant"*
Amy: your all dying that’s good
Mark: we’re dying?
Ethan: finally
Mood
you're*
Veera Vuolahti *triggered sound affect*
He was talking about the bucket tho
8:55
@@catylistbeats2181 oh no lol
Tyler with a blindfold up: looks like hes apart f a marathon
Mark with a blindfold up: looks like hes apart of a gang of crackheads
Ethan with a blindfolds up or down: looks like hes apart of a cult
The cult: [channel redacted]
@@katiebroadway memento mori.
@@katiebroadway momento morie
Memento Mori
@@katiebroadway Memento Mori
Ok Ethan’s actually looks good though, especially with the dark jeans, like I would wear that
Okay, so based on this comment and your profile pic, I can only come to the conclusion that you’re bisexual.
He wins for me
@@meredithmitchell8921 why does that matter
@@meredithmitchell8921 why you people are so obsessed with guessing the sexuality of others based on stupid stereotypes ;-;
@@4l3j09 cause it's fun. and oddly accurate sometimes
With the blindfold and the sweats, Ethan looks like he's a prisoner of war.
He looks like he's in a cult or something 😂
Edit: especially at 9:04 or 9:05 😂
*I spend my life serving the family. I can't imagine another life. Dyeing... it's all I know. It's my only comfort. I will sell my soul to the Tie Dye Klan for this comfort. Not that I have a choice...*
-Ethan, a fellow Tie-Dyedian.
Thats what i thought!!
Nah he's just Mark's personal slave
@@urfrndlucas Welp, guess what!
markiplier makes pinatas. every one makes a pinata and sees which ones strongest.
Dax Butterworth That is an absolutely brilliant idea 🙌
YES OMG
Yea
Dax Butterworth god i want them to do this so bad now
Mark would just use himself as the piñata
Amy: You're dyeing
Mark: We're dying?
Ethan: Oh good, finally
Ethan is me 😂
Well I mean unus annus happened so I guess Amy was right-
8:55 is the best part
*tyler puts the "large" sticker on mark*
"You've got a large soul."
Ethan: *already taking off his sticker*
mark (in the softest voice ever) appreciating that amy spent all that time setting them up and color coordinating made me die on the inside; that was so pure. SO WHOLESOME.
Adriana Rodriguez more like,,,, dye inside aYEEEEE
"How squeeze did you squoze?"
-Markiplier, 2019
jay_boozle
Rip
@Nunya Business
Jokes eventually become habit without meaning to.
I once said animal puns for a few phrases as a joke but now it's a habit. XD
8:41 I can’t believe Ethan predicted the joker bathroom scene
IM GIGGLING LIKE A BITCH
I love this comment
So fucking much
🤣
Omfg, I never noticed.
Ethan and mark: *positive negativity*
Tyler:
I D B U R N M I N E
*_3 grown men in sweatpants try to die together_*
*i mEaN DyE*
*tOO laTE buCKo*
haha
I didnt want to be just another like on your comment so I commented this comment on your comment in the comment section surrounded by other comments with comments on them.
@@Isaac-yo1ql smart
3 men, 4 sweatpants
3:35 in the distance you can hear a small Irish voice across the ocean...
“LAUGH!!!”
i thought the same thing when that happened xD
oh no
I knew I would find this comment.
Omg I heard it!! It was so majestic!!!
I could hear it too! Beautiful!
Tyler: alright we got it mark
Mark: *laughs* alright thanks man
Ethan: *dies*
6:35
2:51 Ethan: "I've never been restricted like this before"
Little did he know, a year later he'd be making a video with Mark entirely about tying each other up...
Unus Annus Unus Annus
*mark sees random man at door* Uh-oh
Memento mori
Tyler: you have a large soul
Ethan: YoU HaVE a MeDiUm PeNiS
Hannah Jackson also Ethan: slaps dick with medium sticker
4:04
“we’ve got three men”
*tyler and mark look at ethan in unison*
LMFAOOOO
I just noticed that omfg
THEY LOOKED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME
Hah, GAAAAYYYYYY
ha
Coming back to these to cope with the death of Unus Annus, are we?
yes but also in the end when amy was trying to spin into marks spiral i immediately thought "unus annus unus annus"
The truth hurts
Pis tell me what that is
Actually...nope
Nah
Mark: We're all blindfolded?
Tyler: Yes!
Mark and Ethan watch Tyler searching the bucket, pretending they don't see anything
"Do you want me to put the gloves on you, M A S T E R ?"
Me: .- Spits out water -.
9:05 ethan performing a whole ass ritual not even knowing about it
I was just dead laughing
It reminds me of rituals in Disney movies
Created the devil's child through that bucket
He looks like a fricken dark souls npc
Song name????
"Yes, if you mix the wrong chemicals, it will explode; hence the gloves."
Ah yes, because gloves can protect you from explosions.
Ethan: finds the bucket of water.
Also Ethan: Starts walking like hes in a cult 9:04
Me: casually rubbing my eye
Markiplier: Hey... stop rubbing
Me: ...
HE K N E W
Mark knows all
GIRL MEEEEEEEE!
Stop rubbing one out
IMooncatI WHYYYYYYYY...
*always remember some kid found this trying to figure out how to tie dye*
bEllA Mcfailure hahahahaha,this is one of the few comments I actually laugh reading
Elannah Jessup *happy it made u laugh lmao!*
To be fair, Mark's did turn out pretty darn good.
Oh dear god I pray for their innocence...
Are you SURE that I clicked here on accident?
Love how they just naturally stand in height order.
I hope Mark still has the table. Long live the “family heirloom”
Mark's shirt is legitimately good tie-dye. It looks deliberately designed.
Yeah, if there was just a smoodge more dye, I'd buy that.
Tbh I really want Mark's shirt as a shirt in general.
Why did "Master" come to Ethan so naturally? Like no hesitation.
It could have been worst
Carar The Wendigo how could it be worse? 😂😂😂
Brooke Tracy idk man have you seen Heapass
Cause that's his place
Oh my god your right. .. . .. . . . . .he said that so naturally!!!!! And when mark said ' here let me band you'. . . . . I need to clean my eyes. . .
I personally love Ethan's shirt more than Mark's and Tyler's.
bUT wHAt eVeR
Me too
Same
me too
yea same here
Same
Did anyone else see Mark cough out cinnamon dust when Ethan said “Master”?
I did and I got very confoosed
I think it's editing
@@Lizrreal That would make a lot of sense, it looked so real though
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Mark: *WHEN I WAS A CHILD...*
You know it's gonna be good whenever Mark say "When I was a child...."
its sad and funny at the same time
I had no hands
@@PurpleGuy1987 Yas
MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND.
"Every video.... 'I grew up poor'" every video.....
*Ethan has left the chat*
Ethan: slams shirts on table
Tyler: why in every video
Ethan: I have never thought about any decision ever. :)
Lesson number 1 of Tie dying: Don't eat the dye.
Ok
I thought it was 1. Dont die
i decide my decisions..u dont have the right to be disappointed..i dont care tho
Did anybody here noticed that Mr Green got shit stains at the back bottom of his shirt?!
Instructions unclear my foot is in a blender
“Tie dye.”
Complete silence.
“Multi color”.
“What”
Lmao 😂
Tyler: "Why do you guys always get sexual"
Mark and Ethan: go on to cook breakfast for each other with sex toys
I find it funny how Ethan has these tiny twig boy forearms but biceps the size of a truck
no one:
absolutely no one:
mark and ethan: **doing master and slave roleplay**
He upgraded from papa to master lol
And then I oop-
[ @@btsdepresso438 ]
omgg sksjsj
Heh
* hentai haven memories intensify *
Mark: I've never made a tie-dye before.
Mark 10 minutes later: _makes a perfect tie-dye shirt_
It's seriously not that hard, I made one in kindergarden.
I made one when I was 6 months old
I was born tie-dyed.
@@ktony859 honestly
nah Ethans is better
"tie dye"
"multicolored"
" *what??* "
Ethan’s was actually really cool in my opinion, the mixture and blend of greens and yellows looked really cool!
Me: **sees Ethan at **3:35****
My brain: **gets war flashbacks from making a gingerbread house**
CAN WE HIT TEN TRILLION LIKES?
ROUGE1422 that is exactly where my brain went when that happened 😂
Me 2
That was a tough war...
Sweet memories.....
"In the mean time, here a- a a word from our sponsors-"
*_"I SAID GET READY TO COME"_* *_Cum?_*
What is this from?
Where did this footage originate?
*Why is Ethan telling me to come?*
@@brambleberryproductions1235 Lost Ancient Aliens footage
@@plasticdoorr Thanks.
@@brambleberryproductions1235 I'm pretty sure it was on one of the vlogs Mark did from the tour.
10:50
Amy: I'm trying to spin into your spiral
Me: 🥺unus annus? 🥺Is that you?
Right? I miss it
@@AVUM47 me too I'm trying not to be sad but I keep crying
Ethan: (Brings his shirt back to the table whilst cultist music is playing and fire burns at the screen.)
Me: This is the start of UNUS ANNUS!
Better delete that soon buddy
Ethan: I don't need to be drunk or high to make the wrong decisions.
*Sans voice*
Get dunked on!
@@ameliasturgeon4616 I guess what Ethan said applies to you, too.
6:09
you found the secret treasure!
+1 *cameraman*
Markiplier Makes fills the void that Unus Annus left behind so nicely... I know I shouldnt worry about it but I sure hope Mark and Eef keep making content together
Amy: You guys are all dyeing.
Mark: We're dying?
Ethan: FINALLY!
Ethan is a big mood 😂😂😂
Ethan is the true encapsulation of the Gen Z mentality
Get some help.
i feel like when ethan makes those jokes he's TRYING to reach out for help.. am i tHe oNlY oNe?!
that is my mentality all of the time tho
Unus Annus
Unus Annus
Ethan throughout the whole video: MOOD
Tyler: doesn't know what's going on
Mark: iM pOoR
Me: dead from laughing
Hotel:truvago
@@mybug31 👏👏
Ethan? Mood
Tyler? Doesn't know what's up
Mark? iM poOr
You? Dead by laughter
Hotel? Trivago
@@smirkfanta5535 I'm? dead.. again
i fucking love that mark and ethan just watched poor tyler stumbling around blindfolded, while acting like they couldn't see either. these three give me fucking life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
watching this after unus annus just to feel something:')
Nobody:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Markiplier: i grew up poor
😂😂
I would like him to do another civilization video
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Mark: *i grew up poor*
*and I own 5 ovens*
Mark you were a loser we get it
@@incognitospaghet1452 um no
Well it's an improvement from *The Stone™️*
And he also went to school apperently even though he kept mentioning he was trapped in a cage.
I am a man of FIVE OVENS
Anyone else come running to markiplier makes to cope with the ending of unus annus
Mark: my potential was never reached.
Me: Kinda like your potential in engineering.
**airhorn noises**
Mark: We've got 3 men!
Mark: *looks at Ethan* we've got...
Me: *_TWO AND A HALF MEN_*
I thought that too! 😂
I just love the fact that Mark and Tyler looked over to Ethan perfectly in sync at that moment. Brilliant.
This should be a meam
Mark: “We got three shirts, three men.”
Tyler and mark in unison *glances at Ethan*
Mark: “ WELL.....”
"Scratch that, 2 men and *one smol bean* "
HAHAHA I JIST WATCHED THAT PART BAHAHAHA
@@amby1961 no, one baby bean
Poor Ethan, He's just a precious (low-key fem) boi
Two and a half men
Back in my day-
Mark: I grew up poor, we couldn't afford time. I had to take out a loan to grow up, that loan is due at the end of Unus Annus.
6:46 Tyler's like 'but I had to get the bucket blindfolded. Tf'
mark grew up poor but now hes a man with 5 OVENS
I swear
I REMEMBER THAT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY!!
Oh oven man
I remember every time mark talked about when he was poor and honestly he never fails to mention how poor he was in the markiplier makes videos
Edit:Also when mark was finding all of his items was one of the funniest things I have ever seen XD
I A M A M A N W H O O W N S F I V E O V E N S
nobody:
not a soul:
still nobody:
Mark: I grew up POOR. we couldn't AFFORD shirts. we could barley afford to breathe
Mark: we could hardly afford dirt
WE COULDENT AFFORD HAIR
*WE COULDENT EVEN AFFORD TO PAY RENT FOR THAT DUMPSTER*
*We couldn't afford FIVE OVENS*
That One Cool Gamer TURNIP SOUUUP
Mark: stop rubbing
Me: how’d they know
The most similar videos to unus annus
Ethan: *hits the table and knocks all the dye over*
Mark: Amy spent SO MUCH TIME assembling this PERFECTLY
😂😂😂😂
Scared Tyler though
3:45
"I've never thought about any decision i have ever made".
I wish i could relate.
I wish i couldn't relate
Sorizen Do no angry Heapass
Anxiety be like
11:14 “uh yoy agtsa gud”
8:56 is an iconic moment to me 😂
I was expecting mark to say
Mark: we have 3 men
Mark: *looks at Ethan* we have 2 and a half men
Or...
Mark looks at Ethan: we have 2 men and a child
Or...
We have two men and a cheeto
Looks at Ethan
m e n
Men men men men men
@@mmortimus Manly men men men men men men men men manly men men
MEN MEN MEN MEN MANLY MEN WHOO HOO HOO AHH HA HAA.
Ethan: this is too green
JackSepticeEye approves
Wait...... *checks likes* the FUCCCCCCC?????
Sorry I didn't like it bc the likes are 666
Omg This is also approved by this 7th grader 😂
Definitely
Why did I think the exact same thing? XD
Jelly does not approve
Don’t mind me, just using these videos to fill the void about Unus Annus being deleted-
Mark: How squeeze did you squooze?
Eff: I squooze- *mumbling*
No one:
Not a single soul:
Mark: I GREW UP POOR AND WIPED MY ASS WITH THE DRY LEAVES OF THE PLANTS WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO WATER
WE COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD THE PLANTS THE LEAVES CAME FROM XD
@@tommyspringfield7687 THEY WERE FROM THE WEEDS THAT SPROUTED FROM THE CRACKS OF THE PAVEMENT WE SLEPT ON
God I feel terrible...
The reason why is because I smiled cuz I thought it was funny than ... My face just slowly went to happy to sad
.-. some reason I been wanting to tell u guys why
*MY DADS ASS COOKED OUR FOOD*
_i hope somebody recognizes this otherwise I’ll look silly_
@@Goobers-gf3um Markiplier Makes Pizzza!!!!!
Mark: "We're dying?"
Ethan: "Oh good. Finally."
Same, Ethan.
He said that about the bucket
@@sierra6293 Whoops.
@@sierra6293 Took that way out of context.
Welp
@@dxstress713 Lol i thought the same thing at first but then realized it.
Memento Mori, friends.
At least we're all mourning together. 🖤🤍
2:50 *thinks to when he restrained himself to his desk during quarantine*
"I've never thought about any decision I've ever made" -Dingus 2019
I though Ethan was Wingus?...
Ethan: I’ve never thought about any decision I’ve ever made!
Sounds about right; flashback to the Easter Eggs: “WhAt was your thought process?”
*”Obviously, there wasn’t one!”*
Just Another JaidenAnimations Fan adhd in a nutshell
Master gave Ethan cloths. Ethan is freeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Memento Mori
1:53
"You told me that I could wears these again, and I will."
I loved that sentence. Don't know why.
1:47
2:09
Ethan: You want me to put the gloves on for you master?
Mark: 'Uses sand attack'
*commences gaara*
That bit is literally the weirdest bit in all of Markiplier makes
*"AH! WHO USES SAND?!"*
10:45 is a lovely word from the sponsor
It’s always. Tyler: tries. Mark: tries to try. Ethan: ... he does his best?
Mark: I think the chaos is what made it really special☺️
Tyler: Yeah I’d burn mine...
Mark: OK :)
No lmao😂
Mark: And here's a word from our sponsor...
Ethan: I SAID GET READY TO COME!
I love how Mark stood in Tyler's way to see where his hand would go. 😆
3:18
Wait can we just talk about Ethan's arm muscles
bc honestly I'm a little shook
I want this to turn into a thread now
Like Ethan... my boi... I'm so proud
Swolgamesplays
Chicken wings
When you roll up your sleeves, a lot of mens arms look like that, because of how our shoulders are built.
You just edited....... Why
@@daisyfleagle1529 wait, who did?
"I hope no fingies are in the way..."
Amy, why would you let them do something so dumb?
Amy: This is my boyfriend Mark! ... and this is HIS boyfriend Ethan!
Is that Parks and Rec??
Why can't bi-sexual, poly couples be a ok thing?! Like frfr?!
At this point they're a trouple just without the making out part
Alexander Polis more like boytoy😆😆