7 Second Challenge: LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 28 тис.

  • @svnnx3216
    @svnnx3216 6 років тому +2901

    *Mark:* *"FFFFUUCK YOUUUU DAN AND PHIL"*
    *Dan And Phil:* **sadness**

    • @mayobomb1254
      @mayobomb1254 6 років тому +57

      WarriorCat6 I love Dan and Phil and when I heard him say that I couldn't stop laughing.......... I rolled of the couch because of it

    • @xx_zrx_xx
      @xx_zrx_xx 6 років тому +16

      WarriorCat6
      *Me: GHDJEICNFJFIDU*

    • @anonymoususer3179
      @anonymoususer3179 6 років тому +5

      WarriorCat6 same

    • @uwu-od7qu
      @uwu-od7qu 6 років тому +7

      WarriorCat6
      I love the **sadness**

    • @captainmangle1351
      @captainmangle1351 6 років тому +4

      Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil are the best tho. plus the f each other sooooooo yeah

  • @kaletra7
    @kaletra7 4 роки тому +3126

    "Shitting my pants, saying I love you, and killing her."
    I am legitimately in tears.

    • @bipbipletucha
      @bipbipletucha 4 роки тому +6

      You want that?

    • @lunaboggs6183
      @lunaboggs6183 4 роки тому +3

      Cute

    • @ENT_PRESTIGIOUS
      @ENT_PRESTIGIOUS 4 роки тому +2

      Kate C In a laughing way or in a sad way?

    • @crimson_ichor
      @crimson_ichor 4 роки тому +33

      Mark: *did this happen?*

    • @die3078
      @die3078 4 роки тому +26

      @@crimson_ichor *Did you shit your pants, Say you love her, And killed her out of embarrassment..?*

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +3385

    "Name three things that would ruin a first date,"
    Well, there was this girl, named Abigail...

    • @irenebitidi2498
      @irenebitidi2498 3 роки тому +144

      *UNUS ANNUS MEMORIES HAVE BEEN UPLOADED*

    • @ashlnroach6809
      @ashlnroach6809 2 роки тому +82

      I got war flash backs.

    • @avab2194
      @avab2194 2 роки тому +37

      Momento mori

    • @Phoenixtears222
      @Phoenixtears222 2 роки тому +85

      WAIT NO HER NAME IS EMILY
      (Is her name actually Abigail??)
      Yeah.
      *laughter)

    • @Inlife33
      @Inlife33 2 роки тому +2

      Omg😂

  • @pissmannn
    @pissmannn 2 роки тому +3254

    Mark: "Do not say the word 'penis'... starting now."
    Tyler: "b e n i s"
    Mark: * visible frustration *

  • @princessmia7266
    @princessmia7266 7 років тому +2406

    Mark:Frobo
    Ethen: Frobo
    Mark: Bilbo
    Ethan: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

    • @charliethecupcake6940
      @charliethecupcake6940 7 років тому +1

      Princess Mia lol

    • @sammythewitch
      @sammythewitch 7 років тому +10

      Das me

    • @jordynjamal7827
      @jordynjamal7827 7 років тому +13

      Guys Sam from jackstepticeye's channel. And then imagine Ethan having Sam as his head.

    • @Unknown-qg5hs
      @Unknown-qg5hs 7 років тому +19

      +CadenzaSerenity Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sam is probably from lord of rings/Hobbit, which is what they were referencing.

    • @jordynjamal7827
      @jordynjamal7827 7 років тому +1

      Nah your correct. XD I'll give it to you

  • @kitskat671
    @kitskat671 4 роки тому +8387

    Mark: “what is up my CRANKY crew”
    Ethan: “NOOOOOOOOOOO”

    • @narobsari7008
      @narobsari7008 3 роки тому +65

      Here you go. This comment deserved a reply soo... yeah.

    • @vampireaieon6257
      @vampireaieon6257 3 роки тому +66

      My name is Ethan ...
      I FOUND A FAKER

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 3 роки тому +52

      iIIM TYler, I have seVERE hemeroids

    • @sophx9634
      @sophx9634 3 роки тому +9

      DreamsKai MY BROTHERS NAME IS ETHAN

    • @vampireaieon6257
      @vampireaieon6257 3 роки тому +8

      Sxphie. edits
      OHHHHHHH

  • @thepineapplefromouterspace8996
    @thepineapplefromouterspace8996 2 роки тому +1272

    I love how Tyler lists “a person” and “a Mexican” as two separate things that shouldn’t go on a Christmas tree

    • @lycanenferno5109
      @lycanenferno5109 2 роки тому +109

      That coupled with how he listed osama bin Ladin and hitler has me wondering about him

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 2 роки тому +72

      But then goes "a house and a building are the same!!1!"

    • @bullet_outsmarter_5000
      @bullet_outsmarter_5000 Рік тому +25

      After he said, "a building and a house are the same"

    • @hi_im_genesis
      @hi_im_genesis Рік тому +41

      god please no one cancel him over this, he was probably panicking, trying to think quick and was probably just shouting out things that came to his mind /nm

    • @thepineapplefromouterspace8996
      @thepineapplefromouterspace8996 Рік тому +18

      @@hi_im_genesis agreed. I just thought it was funny

  • @e_leader2313
    @e_leader2313 2 роки тому +438

    The whole “I’m Tyler i…” joke at the end is severely under appreciated

    • @e_leader2313
      @e_leader2313 2 роки тому +14

      14:25

    • @Any1there
      @Any1there 6 місяців тому +5

      Ethan's scream of pure terror "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

    • @samandcolbyfan2584
      @samandcolbyfan2584 3 місяці тому

      Yeah but they were joking and he probably said something after it ended

  • @richard_pine
    @richard_pine 7 років тому +4198

    I want an uncut video of them doing impressions of each other. 10 hours of it. A charity livestream of nothing but doing impressions of each other.

    • @rtrolite
      @rtrolite 7 років тому +20

      wELL DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU

    • @laurenbook885
      @laurenbook885 7 років тому +4

      George Gyser saammmee

    • @robinfluency
      @robinfluency 7 років тому +1

      George Gyser YES

    • @deleted3082
      @deleted3082 7 років тому +1

      narblebella same

    • @nhglord7257
      @nhglord7257 7 років тому +1

      George Gyser THATS THE BEST IDEA EVER

  • @skylerg7543
    @skylerg7543 6 років тому +1431

    Mark:Go through this one video without saying the word penis starting now
    Tyler:Penis
    Mark:ffffff

  • @leahsmith6573
    @leahsmith6573 3 роки тому +708

    I can’t decided if Ethan was more distraught at the thought of Mark never actually watching any of his videos or at the realization that Mark has in fact watched multiple videos from his channel.

  • @MostlyAnimatedSketches
    @MostlyAnimatedSketches 3 роки тому +475

    “Ah, my acne’s gone! A million subscribers?! Yes, a diamond play button!”
    Wow, Mark. Well, here at the beginning of 2021, Ethan’s accomplished 2 of those 3 things. Diamond play button?

  • @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ
    @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ 7 років тому +569

    "Do the impression of three different animal mating calls and name the animals"
    "aUAAOOOOOOOOOOO its a cow"
    *laughter*

  • @kittandragon1048
    @kittandragon1048 4 роки тому +5175

    “Reinact a typical day as Markiplier”
    Mark: DoNt YoU dArE...

    • @_.noodle._22
      @_.noodle._22 4 роки тому +75

      Tyler impersonating Mark:*Yawn* UGG I don’t need pants...

    • @charapresscott7750
      @charapresscott7750 4 роки тому +34

      Ethan: *Imitates Tyler in a way that makes it look like pent up frustration*

    • @f.b.i2020
      @f.b.i2020 4 роки тому +9

      I found mark saying that suspicious but I guess that's just me

    • @SynysterRulz
      @SynysterRulz 4 роки тому +13

      @@f.b.i2020 Tyler and mark have known each other for a long time. Tyler prolly could've ended this man's whole career 😂 but that's best friends for ya 🤷‍♀️

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 3 роки тому +3

      12:05

  • @hypgar8678
    @hypgar8678 3 роки тому +172

    We need a full version of Ethans. "I kicked my dog, and ate my kid, I kissed my sister last night, Dunununun."

  • @apokkalypse
    @apokkalypse 2 роки тому +157

    Man, Ethan was a totally different person here. It's weird how much people change; he's gotten so much more confident

  • @gracelynn3331
    @gracelynn3331 4 роки тому +7293

    Dog: Killed
    Kids: Eaten
    Sister: Kissed
    Ethan is forcibly removed from the CMAs

    • @lachlananderson6430
      @lachlananderson6430 4 роки тому +54

      Kicked not killed

    • @Izusaurus
      @Izusaurus 4 роки тому +37

      Gracelynn do forget girlfriend murdered

    • @Izusaurus
      @Izusaurus 4 роки тому +29

      Gracelynn and dog blown up

    • @Izusaurus
      @Izusaurus 4 роки тому +30

      Cereal shoved in the as*

    • @lachlananderson6430
      @lachlananderson6430 4 роки тому +24

      He kicked his dog:animal cruelty, he at his kids: cannibalism, he kissed his sister:incest

  • @JoshIzSka
    @JoshIzSka 7 років тому +4407

    I'm still convinced that Tyler's gonna one day just get tired of Mark's shit and slaughter everyone

    • @stalkerlyfe4353
      @stalkerlyfe4353 7 років тому +30

      Joshimonn Oh No.

    • @cronosan4047
      @cronosan4047 7 років тому +8

      Joshimonn if he does he's next 🗡💉🗡🗡🗡

    • @ravingblack6151
      @ravingblack6151 7 років тому +22

      Joshimonn more like ethan

    • @WRATHEDRAL
      @WRATHEDRAL 7 років тому +4

      Same

    • @its_mania_lol5413
      @its_mania_lol5413 7 років тому +34

      Brianna Grady like the Christmas video ' I want to believe the revenge of septiplier'

  • @reumikegawa
    @reumikegawa 3 роки тому +60

    4:14
    Moving your arms and legs in unison in order to stay afloat on liquefied matter.
    Nailed it.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Рік тому +3

      A better description of water without actually saying the word "water" would be "liquid ice". The word "ice" isn't disallowed.

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 3 роки тому +67

    "I wouldnt be creeped out I'd be concerned"
    I feel like this is Tyler's reaction to everything mark and Ethan do

  • @hpermutation4439
    @hpermutation4439 3 роки тому +4232

    "I'm tyler" should be a game

    • @justjoshy5775
      @justjoshy5775 3 роки тому +24

      Your name and pfp remind me of when I tried to learn CFOP and miserablely failed and I still have the papers of all the algorithms in my bag

    • @HugoZura
      @HugoZura 3 роки тому +55

      It's an improv exercise, like "I'm Tyler, I ____"

    • @doughnut2537
      @doughnut2537 3 роки тому +10

      Yasss and they should play it

    • @santiagogil7508
      @santiagogil7508 3 роки тому +12

      I think dance like jelly and saying: " im made of jelly" should be a game

    • @luminaryuprise9673
      @luminaryuprise9673 3 роки тому +2

      @@justjoshy5775 I thought it was Metatton 🤣

  • @user-yy1kz4ke5r
    @user-yy1kz4ke5r 6 років тому +783

    Markiplier: Watch this genius!!!!!!!
    Tyler: Rap your favorite Britney Spears song.
    Markiplier: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
    WhY So MaNy LiKeS?

    • @kay6521
      @kay6521 6 років тому +3

      I said this MONTHS ago and i got like 2 likes

    • @thyatradayatora5940
      @thyatradayatora5940 6 років тому

      💯

    • @shawnfreeman5737
      @shawnfreeman5737 6 років тому

      🖐🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👍👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Gamer-et1nk
      @Gamer-et1nk 6 років тому

      I do agree

    • @lavenders3916
      @lavenders3916 6 років тому

      LOVE THAT SONG

  • @chunky8684
    @chunky8684 2 роки тому +96

    Mark: "Do not say the word 'penis', starting now"
    Tyler: *penis*
    Mark: *temper tantrum*

  • @Byeahman
    @Byeahman Рік тому +16

    The extremely aggressive “SMILE ALWAYS” will never not get me

  • @lena-kol
    @lena-kol 4 роки тому +1904

    “Name three alternative uses for bras”
    Ethan: *you can use them as a..ShoVel*

    • @melonbreaker
      @melonbreaker 4 роки тому +75

      *2 CeReaL boWLs*

    • @IHRTbTtRyzz
      @IHRTbTtRyzz 4 роки тому +64

      *2 iCe ThiNGYs*
      *iCe TrAyS*

    • @ultra8335
      @ultra8335 4 роки тому +25

      Dang it. THE TWO COMMENTS THAT WERE PUT!!! My nonexistent comedy career has been taken away....

    • @IHRTbTtRyzz
      @IHRTbTtRyzz 4 роки тому +5

      @@ultra8335 *oOf*

    • @saltypretzels5170
      @saltypretzels5170 4 роки тому +6

      I mean you can if they’re padded enough...

  • @Carasouls
    @Carasouls 5 років тому +2705

    Mark: WHAT'S UP MY CRANKY CREW!?
    ethan: *NOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @untitled_artist...
    @untitled_artist... 2 роки тому +54

    6:05
    Ethan: Do a runway walk with a sassy spin and say 'Work'.
    Tyler: *sassy walk,💅, walks back* "Work"

  • @funnymeme1847
    @funnymeme1847 2 роки тому +52

    Gotta love how the end of the video depicts Mark crying oh the floor, Ethan laughing, and Tyler questioning all of his life choices, as every episode does.

  • @thecathat2725
    @thecathat2725 7 років тому +3457

    My cat meowed to mark while he was a screamo cat
    Meow meow

  • @PChamileon97
    @PChamileon97 4 роки тому +5075

    Dog?Killed
    Children?Eaten
    Sister?Kissed
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @moogoesthewolfgang
    @moogoesthewolfgang 2 роки тому +15

    "Ahhaha, spongebob!"
    "Awww, I hate the world i'm squidward :("
    " *D E E D E E* "

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 3 роки тому +38

    8:32 I like how they agreed Tyler was handsome

  • @saraemily326
    @saraemily326 5 років тому +1401

    Tyler: umm *Hitler*
    -6 second awkward silence-
    *osama bin laden?*

    • @goak1764
      @goak1764 5 років тому +32

      Ethan: name five things you shouldn’t put on a Christmas tree
      Tyler: MeXIcAn
      My mind: StåR ØF DavÎD

    • @chokalocpurple9243
      @chokalocpurple9243 4 роки тому +5

      Name things you'd find in the sea me: Osama bin laden no joke he was buried by sea

    • @x_Five_x
      @x_Five_x 4 роки тому +5

      o b a m a b i n l a d e n

  • @tangledheadphonecord4285
    @tangledheadphonecord4285 7 років тому +3012

    "three things that would ruin a first date"
    Ethan: shitting my pants
    saying I love you
    Killing her
    TheGabbieShow:
    "He shit his pants on our first date"
    "he turned around and said, "I love *you*"
    "I genuinely thought he might murder me."
    Ethaan, Gabbiie, what are you hiding from us?

  • @cassie4516
    @cassie4516 3 роки тому +51

    “Do the average day of CrankGamePlays”
    “Who’s that?”
    “...fuck”
    Later: “do your worst!”
    I think he already did

  • @Glaycier
    @Glaycier 9 місяців тому +5

    Mark going “phuck you dan and phil” is something I’d never thought I’d hear him say, and I’m cackling.
    Also Tyler saying work facing away from the camera is probably the most Tyler thing I could think of.

  • @storm_xo07
    @storm_xo07 4 роки тому +4981

    Ethan: "A..dog! Wait no, I'll never blow up a dog!"
    Later in the video
    Ethan: "i KiLlEd My DoG"

    • @thelilinator6405
      @thelilinator6405 4 роки тому +78

      Well I mean he never said he wouldn't kill one, he said he wouldn't blow one up. That's a specific way of killing

    • @fruity7148
      @fruity7148 4 роки тому +8

      I didnt notice that

    • @Nani-wg1ww
      @Nani-wg1ww 4 роки тому +13

      yeah like maybe he killed his dog by decapitating it instead

    • @MSDKZfangirl2490
      @MSDKZfangirl2490 4 роки тому +11

      Kicked

    • @josiahsells448
      @josiahsells448 4 роки тому +2

      I justed watched this after whose line and its hilarious

  • @gdelara2302
    @gdelara2302 6 років тому +265

    I DIED WHEN ETHAN SCREAMED "NOOOOO" AFTER MARKS IMPRESSION LMFAO XD 14:23 - 14:34

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 3 роки тому +24

    Ethan talking about bras: You can use them as two cereal bowls!!
    Me, looking over at my dresser, already grabbing a spoon: I n t e r e s t i n g t h e o r y .

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 3 роки тому +23

    Just imagine Tyler in Ethan's room while he slept and as he leaves he whispers "What's up my cranky crew?"

  • @loopsinty7758
    @loopsinty7758 5 років тому +10901

    Ethan: youngest child
    Mark: middle child
    Tyler: the oldest child who is so ready to move out of the house 😂

    • @Maria-hy1gw
      @Maria-hy1gw 5 років тому +233

      There has never been a more accurate description of the three of them EVER!!!

    • @xxunknownloserxx
      @xxunknownloserxx 5 років тому +25

      CheshireMar YAAAS!!! lol

    • @redcoongacha5606
      @redcoongacha5606 5 років тому +16

      The tumnail

    • @Oreo-pv8xv
      @Oreo-pv8xv 5 років тому +9

      lol

    • @PowerOf47
      @PowerOf47 5 років тому +40

      I'm Tyler and I want to move out of the house

  • @otter.-.
    @otter.-. 7 років тому +520

    "IIIIM TYLER AND I'VE GOT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS!"

    • @hawyee9559
      @hawyee9559 7 років тому +4

      danisnotok your username is true though...😂

    • @thisaname4512
      @thisaname4512 7 років тому +15

      "I'M TYLER, I'VE GOT NO LEGS! I'M TYLER!"

    • @ameliagrant5039
      @ameliagrant5039 7 років тому +13

      danisnotok iiiiimmmm Tyler and i once fisted an entire family of goats

    • @CamilleRasch
      @CamilleRasch 7 років тому +4

      IIIM TYLER AND I HAVE OSTEO PEROSIS!

    • @justhavingalook7857
      @justhavingalook7857 7 років тому +2

      danisnotok IIMMMM TYLER AND I HAVE NO LEGS!!

  • @ouf5794
    @ouf5794 3 роки тому +44

    Mark: **butchers eefs intro**
    Eef: "That's not even my intro!"
    Mark: "What's up my cRAnKy cRe-"
    Eef: "NOOOO-"

  • @somethingsuperbland8829
    @somethingsuperbland8829 9 місяців тому +5

    This one always makes me feel better when I’m having a rough time

  • @kickiniitbak
    @kickiniitbak 7 років тому +597

    the cow mating call got me

    • @holidae3651
      @holidae3651 7 років тому +31

      Apples "it's a cow." 😂😂

    • @masterofpeace6643
      @masterofpeace6643 7 років тому +4

      MAAAAH! Izza cow.

    • @ainslee723
      @ainslee723 7 років тому +2

      XD

    • @youtubeman3816
      @youtubeman3816 7 років тому +6

      Frobo 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 oh frobo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🍌👉🏼👌🏽🖕🏼

    • @holidae3651
      @holidae3651 7 років тому +2

      Mr.Fatty 72 sam! XD

  • @sadieholm141
    @sadieholm141 7 років тому +846

    Ethan: Name 5 things that are under the sea
    Me: Looks at TV

  • @AshActions
    @AshActions 3 роки тому +12

    8:45
    I would've said,
    "This cereal reminds me of the eyeballs I keep in a jar, inside my room."

  • @gayjayy
    @gayjayy Рік тому +30

    12:33 Did I take me years to realize this line looks to be based in reality, yes. Because Tyler looks like he shaved half his face.

  • @oldaccount4265
    @oldaccount4265 4 роки тому +12156

    Funny how mark said Ethan’s acne would be gone and that he would hit 1 million subs and he just did. I’m so proud of you Ethan

    • @rey4516
      @rey4516 4 роки тому +144

      I searched for this comment :]

    • @littlerascalgooby
      @littlerascalgooby 4 роки тому +85

      he is a true god

    • @demonface7817
      @demonface7817 4 роки тому +120

      Reyhaneh Kia || I swear mark must be a time traveler or some shit 😂😳

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 роки тому +77

      It took three years after this video but he made it!!

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 4 роки тому +64

      I know right when he said that I was like in my head “well mark that day finally came and so did his acne which is now gone...YAY”

  • @plutosmith.326
    @plutosmith.326 5 років тому +1733

    Mark: we’re pulling your funding
    Both: ehh
    Ethan: *iTs A nO fRoM mE*

  • @signedoutsorry
    @signedoutsorry Рік тому +13

    "Ah my acne is gone! A million subscribers?"
    This aged well. Congrats Ethan. :)

  • @samanthasmith8652
    @samanthasmith8652 2 роки тому +9

    To this day, I still cannot believe how quick with the draw Ethan was with "I kicked mah dawg and ayte mah keed" XD

  • @roxy7990
    @roxy7990 6 років тому +335

    Mark: now watch this genius
    Tyler: rap your favorite Britney Spears song
    Mark: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Ethan starts clapping

    • @flamingphionx4017
      @flamingphionx4017 6 років тому

      Wow no

    • @kreepykitten451
      @kreepykitten451 6 років тому +2

      NO NOT YOU!! Also where's Darkiplier?

    • @roxy7990
      @roxy7990 6 років тому

      Yes it's me and uhh dark is uhhh idk where actually

    • @fairyzelda3094
      @fairyzelda3094 6 років тому +2

      I started reading this right as it happened

    • @roxy7990
      @roxy7990 6 років тому

      CrankyCrewKid heh I typed it out the fifth time i watched the video I think I broke my replay button

  • @trashpanda7630
    @trashpanda7630 4 роки тому +693

    "Do an impression of three animal mating calls, and name the animals"
    nnYYYOOOOOH!
    It's a cow.

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 4 роки тому +3

      Trashpanda Don’t forget about the Arnold Swartzzneger grunts

  • @ripplesy
    @ripplesy 3 роки тому +8

    "And last night I told her"
    *BOM BOM BOM BOM*
    "I KILLED MAH DAWG

  • @conconcrete
    @conconcrete 3 роки тому +33

    Mark: go through this one video without saying the word *penis* ...starting now.
    Tyler: *penis*
    Mark: *visible angery*

  • @hisokasgum
    @hisokasgum 4 роки тому +6013

    mark: “i’M eThAn, welcome to cRAAANKgaMeplAys crAnkY cReEeww”
    ethan: THATS NOT EVEN MY INTRO YOU HAVENT WATCHED A SINGLE ONE OF MY VIDEOS
    mark: **does the correct intro**
    also ethan: **ungodly screaming** *NOOO-*

    • @Boardy_Anims
      @Boardy_Anims 3 роки тому +97

      14:22

    • @Noelleanderson
      @Noelleanderson 3 роки тому +51

      His intro is so cute I dunno why he’s embarrassed about it

    • @kitsukii_9526
      @kitsukii_9526 Рік тому +7

      I literally read this the second it was going on and laughed so hard

    • @DreadeDragon
      @DreadeDragon Рік тому +3

      I haven’t even heard him say it and I can imagine exactly how it’s going to sound

  • @garyking3389
    @garyking3389 4 роки тому +2044

    Markiplier: Go through this one video without saying the word “Penis”........ starting now.
    Tyler: Penis
    Mark: *Inhales deeply thinking “What the hell did I just say??”*

    • @red_5876
      @red_5876 4 роки тому +3

      I was about to like this but then I noticed it had 69 likes...

    • @garyking3389
      @garyking3389 4 роки тому +2

      ya-boi-miles, what’s wrong with the likes? Honestly, I don’t see wha- ......... oh. Never mind.

    • @dmkmn4612
      @dmkmn4612 4 роки тому +2

      Wow, u typed what they said in the beggining of the video, i guess i will like it

    • @midnightqueen4040
      @midnightqueen4040 4 роки тому

      "king gay"

    • @apexisthebestsuckers6760
      @apexisthebestsuckers6760 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @maxthebear7765
    @maxthebear7765 3 роки тому +19

    4:14 Swimming: when you move your arms and legs to travel through an aqueous substance.
    Nailed it.

  • @recklessdrivingcucumber9304
    @recklessdrivingcucumber9304 3 роки тому +24

    8:01 is still the funniest thing i've ever seen

  • @mandpanda
    @mandpanda 6 років тому +735

    Mark: “Whats up my cranky cr-“
    Ethan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @jessicamcanally6636
    @jessicamcanally6636 4 роки тому +866

    Ethan said he wouldn't gladly blow up a dog with dynamite, but his chorus started with "I killed my dog" 😂😂😂

    • @justaweeb9727
      @justaweeb9727 4 роки тому

      true

    • @melonmusk2231
      @melonmusk2231 4 роки тому +11

      *kicked*

    • @mo0nL1ghtt
      @mo0nL1ghtt 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh I kept watching the chorus 😂😂😂

    • @ninjayoshi8020
      @ninjayoshi8020 4 роки тому +3

      @@melonmusk2231 That is true, THE FIRST TIME. Mark changed it and Ethan caught on but all three are bad.

    • @thenord3218
      @thenord3218 4 роки тому

      true... 🤔

  • @gerald7908
    @gerald7908 3 роки тому +22

    10:13 J E L L Y M A R K

  • @kelseyj6781
    @kelseyj6781 2 роки тому +7

    12:58 Tyler be realizing how much he takes things to heart🤣

  • @cersadd
    @cersadd 7 років тому +606

    Mark:WHATS UP MY CRANKY CR--
    Ethan:NOOOOOOOO

    • @liveeloeksj7626
      @liveeloeksj7626 6 років тому

      AveryP what l part was that

    • @cersadd
      @cersadd 5 років тому

      Livee Loeksj close to the end

  • @kinthenerd394
    @kinthenerd394 4 роки тому +746

    Mark: WhAt’s Up mY crAnKy CrEW!?
    Ethan: *releases Cthulhu from his throat*

    • @Zoe-gd1lq
      @Zoe-gd1lq 4 роки тому +7

      Kin The Nerd it is currently the middle of the night and I lost my mind at this comment thank you

  • @Ozloz
    @Ozloz 2 роки тому +8

    13:31
    Wow, he predicted the future! Ethan’s hit a million subs by now, and his acne is so much better!

  • @xxxsummertrapxxx9383
    @xxxsummertrapxxx9383 3 роки тому +27

    "Rap your favorite Brittney Spears song."
    Mark: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
    Me:
    *"10/10 The rap is amazing."*

  • @firepaw4372
    @firepaw4372 4 роки тому +1673

    15 minutes of watching grown men act like idiots.
    *i love my life*

  • @ChillySkeleton
    @ChillySkeleton 4 роки тому +1895

    Tyler: "a house and a building are you the same"
    Also Tyler: "a person" and "a Mexican"

  • @lmao7243
    @lmao7243 3 роки тому +2

    3:22 I love the way that after he does the song he just stands there like
    o---o

  • @cruz1832
    @cruz1832 Рік тому +12

    6:40 had me dying

  • @dreadem6591
    @dreadem6591 7 років тому +375

    Half the time Tyler looks like he's in pain.

    • @dreadem6591
      @dreadem6591 7 років тому +21

      In every video

    • @justinbluh2203
      @justinbluh2203 7 років тому

      Makingup names yep xD

    • @soggyrats
      @soggyrats 7 років тому +6

      Makingup names I'm Tyler and I got severe hemroids :D

    • @ann-xu9qx
      @ann-xu9qx 7 років тому +34

      I mean he has to deal with Mark every day.

    • @skystygian
      @skystygian 7 років тому +46

      i mean, he huffs glue, has an inflation fetish, severe hemorrhoids, moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, and no legs. sounds painful.

  • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
    @IATEALLTHECHEESE 4 роки тому +1327

    "Act like a ballerina who's broken her ankle."
    Mark:
    Me, a dancer: accurate.

    • @elegantparadox7413
      @elegantparadox7413 4 роки тому +20

      Lol same here, pointe is painful, even without a broken ankle

    • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
      @IATEALLTHECHEESE 4 роки тому +3

      @@elegantparadox7413 ikr

    • @bleachednoodle4130
      @bleachednoodle4130 4 роки тому +9

      It was very accurate indeed. I mean, it feels like I broke my ankles after a long day of pointe

    • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
      @IATEALLTHECHEESE 4 роки тому +10

      @@bleachednoodle4130 I hate when its the end of year show, and you're doing practises/rehearsals all day everyday. Then straight after, the actual performance.

    • @heyyitsnickfam
      @heyyitsnickfam 4 роки тому +7

      *dances like Ballora in sister location after being scooped* 😂

  • @adrienmoon6138
    @adrienmoon6138 3 роки тому +6

    I love how it was " I kicked my dog." But then turned into, " I killed my dog" so fast lmao

  • @shy-guy6109
    @shy-guy6109 Рік тому +7

    I envy this friendship so much

  • @remmibby5658
    @remmibby5658 5 років тому +2203

    Ah, everyone in their correct shirts
    Ethan: blue, he blue boi
    Mark: red flannel, iconic
    Tyler: grey, emotionless as it should be

    • @taylorscott4147
      @taylorscott4147 5 років тому +27

      Mark looks cut in that red and black flannel

    • @lildufflebag
      @lildufflebag 5 років тому +11

      Tyler is also wearing a blue shirt tho...

    • @skylander591
      @skylander591 5 років тому +5

      *LUCKY FLANNEL!

    • @trax3421
      @trax3421 5 років тому +1

      Do you know what colors are? Last time I checked dark blue and gray weren't the same thing.

    • @felixiscool9478
      @felixiscool9478 5 років тому +3

      Yeemo_ Ukulele ETHAN’S BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DA

  • @AEspera
    @AEspera 4 роки тому +531

    “I’m Tyler, I once fisted an entire family of goats”
    - Ethan “Cranky crew” Nestor 2016

  • @maraamabdel-rehim5205
    @maraamabdel-rehim5205 Рік тому +7

    love how when Tyler said he was tall, dark, and handsome in 2010, Mark questioned the dark part and not the handsome part.

  • @skippydinglechalk8803
    @skippydinglechalk8803 5 місяців тому +5

    I can't believe the 7 second challenge is now 7 years old 😥

  • @lisareyescarrillo7479
    @lisareyescarrillo7479 7 років тому +1965

    Mark's impression of Arnold was really good :D

    • @lisareyescarrillo7479
      @lisareyescarrillo7479 7 років тому +31

      And Tyler is soooooooo done xD

    • @itsdecisivetvtime8234
      @itsdecisivetvtime8234 7 років тому +1

      Jett Danita

    • @HandyAlacrity
      @HandyAlacrity 7 років тому +1

      Niels Jensen how about go and eat the pizza made by Mark?

    • @obj.071
      @obj.071 7 років тому +1

      not really... tyler do better

    • @ami6325
      @ami6325 7 років тому +2

      I can't even describe how GOOD it was!

  • @primadonnaqueen3685
    @primadonnaqueen3685 7 років тому +3149

    I demand a I'M TYLER video

    • @lilith9037
      @lilith9037 7 років тому +8

      ya!

    • @ryleew.3085
      @ryleew.3085 7 років тому +8

      Primadonna Queen yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @kim-ey2nj
      @kim-ey2nj 7 років тому +9

      Primadonna Queen IM TYLER

    • @ryleew.3085
      @ryleew.3085 7 років тому +41

      Kimmichonga Crossway
      AND I ONCE FISTED AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF GOATS

    • @primadonnaqueen3685
      @primadonnaqueen3685 7 років тому +12

      I'M TYLER and I am a furry

  • @unicornswilltakeover1749
    @unicornswilltakeover1749 3 роки тому +15

    1:31 Literally the second he said this my dad walks in. What are the odds

  • @animatorblueberrysans7896
    @animatorblueberrysans7896 3 роки тому +20

    1:01 i love blowing up dogs, please don't go down the basement-

  • @crispycrunch9653
    @crispycrunch9653 4 роки тому +1235

    3:58
    "Say five things you can find under the sea"
    Me: Looks at tv... *hmmmm*

  • @bluedragon9238
    @bluedragon9238 5 років тому +726

    Ethan: aahaa SpongeBob
    Aaa I hate the world I'm Squidward
    DEEE DEEEE

  • @MajronStudios
    @MajronStudios 2 роки тому +9

    7:07 i’m noticing Mark made the rule, and he’s breaking it endlessly.

    • @Wutsizbukkit
      @Wutsizbukkit 6 місяців тому

      He said 'don't say p3nis' not 'don't say d1ck'

  • @dianalouise7388
    @dianalouise7388 3 роки тому +4

    “AND A MEXICAN” IM DEAD 2:56

  • @qbhbolo1371
    @qbhbolo1371 4 роки тому +1567

    Nobody:
    Tyler: “HITLER, OSADA BEN LADIN”

    • @scarb5256
      @scarb5256 4 роки тому +34

      Yeah🤣 I love how Tyler’s go-to is
      “Hitler, Osama Bin Laden”

    • @Kuriositykilledthecat
      @Kuriositykilledthecat 4 роки тому +26

      Hitler and osama bin laden, HITLER BIN LADEN

    • @radiantr123
      @radiantr123 4 роки тому +14

      Uh you put "Osada" it's "Osama" lol and it's "Bin" and "Laden"

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 4 роки тому +13

      Osama*

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 4 роки тому +11

      Bin*

  • @Izzy-io5gs
    @Izzy-io5gs 4 роки тому +981

    Ethan: * Screams * it's a cow-

  • @montanamoore6642
    @montanamoore6642 3 роки тому +5

    i love how well ethan sold that country western chorus

  • @leovaldez680
    @leovaldez680 2 роки тому +5

    I'm rolling around laughing after the end! Ethan: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @originalcontent6923
    @originalcontent6923 7 років тому +313

    when Tyler is mad
    "stairs at the person that trigged him"
    he going to kill us

    • @PhnyxLee
      @PhnyxLee 6 років тому +37

      Henry Gosnell
      If I saw Tyler looking at me like that, I would turn and run.
      It would scare the crap out of me.

  • @phanicmychemicalpilts983
    @phanicmychemicalpilts983 7 років тому +654

    "I'm Tyler" THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING TREND WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE

    • @rumblebumble981
      @rumblebumble981 7 років тому +9

      Panic!MyChemicalPiløts LET IT TREND YES

    • @harry7476
      @harry7476 7 років тому +2

      Michael Douchesne yeaaaaah Fuck off

    • @lpsgamergirl2685
      @lpsgamergirl2685 7 років тому

      Panic!MyChemicalPiløts LET IT TREND LET IT TREND LET IT TREEEENNNDDD

    • @yikes3551
      @yikes3551 7 років тому

      Panic!MyChemicalPiløts LETS START THIS #IMTYLER!

    • @saintsvideogames4699
      @saintsvideogames4699 7 років тому

      Love the name bruh
      #WE'RENOTEMO!

  • @jaykaptain6602
    @jaykaptain6602 2 роки тому +4

    I love that as Mark and Ethan are doing the "im swimming" Tyler is proud of him self and then with the "Im Tyler" hes not havin it

  • @aiyanakg
    @aiyanakg 2 роки тому +2

    Me in December of 2021 watching this and laughing at the fact that Ethan thought his channel was dying

  • @neonredhex
    @neonredhex 3 роки тому +6361

    10:41
    Ethan: *Bad cow impression*
    Tyler: *Fantastic horse impression*

    • @solanderwander584
      @solanderwander584 3 роки тому +31

      That’s mark

    • @CatsRidingOnStars
      @CatsRidingOnStars 3 роки тому +85

      No no it was Tyler

    • @solanderwander584
      @solanderwander584 3 роки тому +33

      @@CatsRidingOnStars no it wasn’t. You can clearly hear Tyler laughing normally so unless he has two voice boxes, it was mark

    • @racheldiaz2590
      @racheldiaz2590 3 роки тому +22

      @@CatsRidingOnStars it was definitely mark. i watched it over and over again thinking it was tyler cause normally tyler does that but then the only distinct laugh that wasn’t happening was mark cause ethan and tyler were both doing their own laughs

    • @vianeyverde
      @vianeyverde 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking that was a whale

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 5 років тому +1159

    Tyler: *glares at Ethan and Mark*
    Mark: *scared shitless* He's gonna kill us...!

  • @adamsterling4695
    @adamsterling4695 3 роки тому +8

    The "It's a cow" part still gets me 😂

  • @fishtouch634
    @fishtouch634 3 роки тому +6

    the way mark absolutely *sobs* through that last "i'm tyler" has me weak i'm fucking cackling