OREO OR DEATH CHALLENGE

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  • @maxandcheeese
    @maxandcheeese 4 роки тому +4961

    Ethan: “Just getting naked”
    Mark: “You know you can go inside?”
    Ethan: *”Never”*
    Never change Heapass. Never change.

    • @alkimia1791
      @alkimia1791 4 роки тому +76

      Good ol' Heapass

    • @HeartP4in
      @HeartP4in 4 роки тому +16

      You mean mark: "you know you can go inside?

    • @rahafabbasi802
      @rahafabbasi802 4 роки тому +22

      Mark is wearing a shirt that says change... HES TRYING TO CHANGE HEAPASS, HES A HEAPASS HATER!!

    • @thevolitile
      @thevolitile 4 роки тому +15

      Heapass is god

    • @maxandcheeese
      @maxandcheeese 4 роки тому +8

      the volitile yes

  • @ModdedMarionette
    @ModdedMarionette 5 років тому +4251

    Mark: “I rather eat glue than semen.”
    Ethan: “We’ve settled it.”

    • @rekijorve791
      @rekijorve791 5 років тому +19

      Whoa they were saying that while I was reading this :0

    • @billyconnolli8224
      @billyconnolli8224 5 років тому +63

      Me: "everyone has their own taste."

    • @rekijorve791
      @rekijorve791 5 років тому +9

      @@billyconnolli8224 yup

    • @Jaystarzgaming
      @Jaystarzgaming 5 років тому +2

      Yo what is long and wet and them with a Captain.

    • @ellb05
      @ellb05 4 роки тому +2

      @Hellcat_destroyer I can’t speak for billy, but it’s a yes from me.

  • @leosydlik2278
    @leosydlik2278 4 роки тому +4685

    Ethan: Hey Sisters
    Me: flashbacks to Mark, Ethan and James running a military obstacle course

    • @anxiousmess1787
      @anxiousmess1787 4 роки тому +150

      Or flashfowards...

    • @alexandra2242
      @alexandra2242 4 роки тому +32

      Ow sisters

    • @chickfalley4205
      @chickfalley4205 4 роки тому +8

      @@anxiousmess1787 yeah cus bruh this was last year

    • @augustbooks9143
      @augustbooks9143 4 роки тому +5

      Yikes sisters

    • @brainsnez
      @brainsnez 4 роки тому +15

      The likes on this shows how powerful Mark is. A video like this is still getting good engagement.

  • @diablorises
    @diablorises 3 роки тому +1975

    I like Ethan's first attempt with the modified Oreo. Tyler and Mark just looked shocked about it.

    • @angelikasvernile1447
      @angelikasvernile1447 3 роки тому +79

      I mean, who wouldnt be, that was some superpower move right there

  • @isapeyton4993
    @isapeyton4993 4 роки тому +3899

    " I'm sister stressed" - Ethan 2019

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 5 років тому +4345

    “I just got my wisdom teeth pulled out so I can’t eat solid foods yet”
    “Y o u c a n s u c c”

  • @izzzzbelll7410
    @izzzzbelll7410 4 роки тому +3778

    “I think you modified this cookie fam”. - Ethan in a crop top

    • @Asterion5560
      @Asterion5560 4 роки тому +147

      Not just a crop top a crop top made from PANTS

    • @Asterion5560
      @Asterion5560 3 роки тому +13

      @@sam_lvlcnrn1492 oh yeah my bad

    • @MonkiEatBanana
      @MonkiEatBanana 3 роки тому +46

      @@Asterion5560 Not just Ethan either...
      *S I S T E R E T H A N*

    • @Luke-sr1ev
      @Luke-sr1ev 3 роки тому +9

      it is not a crop top its sweat pants with a hole cut through

    • @horehoundbasedcandy8736
      @horehoundbasedcandy8736 3 роки тому +3

      You get a subslurb just for your nice profile pic 😂

  • @lilygabe5066
    @lilygabe5066 3 роки тому +2470

    They argued about milk and tried calculating god knows what for *3 minutes and 40 seconds*

    • @burgandysauce8255
      @burgandysauce8255 3 роки тому +23

      Look at the subtitles on that section 😂

    • @greck349
      @greck349 2 роки тому +36

      It's 1.7 btw for those who were wondering.
      You do 8.5/5 and get 1.7 that's how you get the mean.

    • @AeroSpac3Boy
      @AeroSpac3Boy 2 роки тому +5

      The argues back and forth for a good maybe 1/8th of the video (correct me if that’s wrong)

    • @audreyh08
      @audreyh08 2 роки тому +1

      @@greck349 how did you get 8.5?

    • @audreyh08
      @audreyh08 2 роки тому +1

      My final answer was 1.25%

  • @angelperez4103
    @angelperez4103 5 років тому +4444

    Ethan: Don’t worry I’m an artist
    *HI SISTERS*
    Mark and Tyler: *WHEEZES*

    • @starryfoo
      @starryfoo 5 років тому +93

      Tyler *teapot wheezes*

    • @stephencroskrey9860
      @stephencroskrey9860 5 років тому +63

      "I'm sister stressed."

    • @notyep_
      @notyep_ 5 років тому +21

      Angel Perez_Draws *Im SiStEr StReSsEd*

    • @Cow_lits
      @Cow_lits 5 років тому

      Angel Perez_Draws 9

    • @btstrash101duffett5
      @btstrash101duffett5 5 років тому +5

      I’m guessing you’re an army because your pfp looks like Jungkook

  • @ionian525
    @ionian525 4 роки тому +3381

    Ethan 2019: Too embarrassed to change on camera and hides in the back corner
    Ethan, also 2019: Hangs out with Mark completely nude and they paint each other

    • @N1XTM
      @N1XTM 4 роки тому +65

      @@Loramks Unus Annus

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +89

      He doesn’t want to change on camera but also refuses to go inside to change

    • @jakobi2800
      @jakobi2800 4 роки тому +9

      Sweatpants shirt

    • @Paraxic
      @Paraxic 4 роки тому +8

      Try watching Unus Annus

    • @dequitawilliams8340
      @dequitawilliams8340 4 роки тому +5

      which video is that on unus annus?

  • @kaileyliu3748
    @kaileyliu3748 4 роки тому +7582

    When Mark didn’t know what the birthday cake flavor tasted like, I expected him to go, “We were too poor to afford birthdays...”

    • @danaellison3216
      @danaellison3216 3 роки тому +64

      Same

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 роки тому +104

      I have an improv character that's based on not having the ability to afford things. Well, I say improv character, it's basically just my impression of Chief Inspector Japp from Agatha Christie's Poirot.

    • @LugiatheOceanGuardian
      @LugiatheOceanGuardian 3 роки тому +13

      @@joogiewatkins1519 I love Poirot!

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 роки тому +5

      I just fell off my chair laughing so damn hard XD

    • @j_k7769
      @j_k7769 3 роки тому +5

      REDACTED CHANNEL!

  • @LoudAlive36
    @LoudAlive36 3 роки тому +2765

    “I’d rather eat glue than semen”
    Markiplier 2019

    • @mhoffman3952
      @mhoffman3952 2 роки тому +2

      And yet he drank pee before either one of them.

    • @IveEatenAChild
      @IveEatenAChild 2 роки тому +101

      I'd rather eat semen than glue

    • @datsmia1179
      @datsmia1179 2 роки тому +29

      Also mark in making slime vid: *chokes on glue*

    • @dazzlingbolt7550
      @dazzlingbolt7550 2 роки тому +6

      i mean he has a good point

    • @greenpiersystem
      @greenpiersystem 2 роки тому +15

      Well my mom still wishes sometimes that she could buy and eat old Elmer's Paste (she has Pika, which is a disorder that makes you want to eat inappropriate objects; for example, she's also an ice chewer because normally she would want to eat rocks, but ice is a safer substitute.) I'm a 2002 kid, so I wasn't around when this discontinued paste was made, but apparently Elmer's used to make a paste/glue that had all the benefits of today's kids' glue, but also one unintentional bonus in the form of peppermint oil and other small ingredients added to make the glue less noxious but instead made kids want to eat the paste because it smelled delicious (that's apparently where all the "kids dumb enough to eat glue" jokes came from. It's not really that the kids were dumb, it's the fact the glue was unintentionally made to smell and taste delicious and if a kid decided to try it, from Pika or other reasons, of course they would continue to eat it because it tastes good.) So my mom still wants to buy some of the old version of paste so she can eat it, but I doubt there's much of it left. Anyway, my point of bringing this up is if people like my mom ate Elmer's Paste back in the day, I would consider that 500 times better than eating 21st finger boogers.

  • @Rian-nx4tf
    @Rian-nx4tf 4 роки тому +11022

    This video is about:
    1. Ethan being a Sister
    2. Tyler fighting for the non-fat milk
    3. Mark being a Math teacher

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 роки тому +168

      "...Mark being a math teacher."
      I don't want Mark as my math teacher thank you very much.

    • @mistersunshine1330
      @mistersunshine1330 4 роки тому +92

      Non fat milk is a sin.

    • @cherylberry7641
      @cherylberry7641 4 роки тому +39

      I’d love to have mark as my math teacher.

    • @beans4411
      @beans4411 4 роки тому +21

      If he was a math teacher he’d know how to find the mean

    • @thecreationist3216
      @thecreationist3216 4 роки тому +7

      pretty much

  • @computersciece
    @computersciece 5 років тому +876

    *”I m s i s t e r s t r e s s e d”*
    -Ethan, 2019

  • @YMTZ18
    @YMTZ18 5 років тому +4473

    This whole video
    Mark: fighting math milk man
    Ethan: confused sister sweater
    Tyler: mr factory made milk man

    • @mitskiluvr
      @mitskiluvr 5 років тому +56

      no tyler is milk kettle

    • @em-lj7ct
      @em-lj7ct 5 років тому +42

      Confused sister sweater😂😂

    • @angelp2092
      @angelp2092 5 років тому +12

      sweater sister and tyler is mr factory made low fat milk man

    • @ChipDip0214
      @ChipDip0214 5 років тому +3

      yup...

    • @ChipDip0214
      @ChipDip0214 5 років тому +3

      mhm....

  • @BIGBLUE2002
    @BIGBLUE2002 2 роки тому +606

    His neighbors are like " These guys are weird. They're outside discussing there preference of milk".

    • @Just-A-Nemo
      @Just-A-Nemo 2 роки тому +2

      Sorry but their* also I think the neighbors know they're youtubers but that would be such a strange thing to hear lol💀

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails Рік тому +2

      ​@@lionking9601
      I honestly can't tell if you're being a troll or not lmfao. The internet be weird

    • @lionking9601
      @lionking9601 Рік тому +1

      @@KingSolidTails i have no absolute idea-

    • @lionking9601
      @lionking9601 Рік тому

      @@KingSolidTails wait im wrong, lemmie delete that-

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails Рік тому

      @@lionking9601
      Lmfao you're good bruh 👌

  • @henry6136
    @henry6136 4 роки тому +5324

    Ethan: uncomfortable getting changed on camera
    Unus Annus: Painting Eachother Naked

  • @frank1emustdie570
    @frank1emustdie570 5 років тому +1254

    Ethan playing with chicas ears at the beginning was the most innocent adorable thing ever

    • @hoodietheproxy8575
      @hoodietheproxy8575 5 років тому +17

      Yeah 😂
      I actually feel like he should actually make it into merch

    • @TK-Reikon
      @TK-Reikon 5 років тому +13

      He's a precious child lol.

    • @nelmae6026
      @nelmae6026 5 років тому +3

      Ikr?!

    • @payne267
      @payne267 5 років тому

      I want chika :/

  • @sierramcdowell7549
    @sierramcdowell7549 5 років тому +5024

    Imma just say that-
    Ethan is looking absolutely fabulous in that sweatpants crop top and james charles is quaking.

    • @givemeclout6160
      @givemeclout6160 5 років тому +88

      Mɪʟᴋ Cʀᴇᴀᴍ did you notice, the shirt you call “crop top” on Ethan, is pants with a hole for his neck 😂😂😂

    • @anachronismboy
      @anachronismboy 5 років тому +117

      @@givemeclout6160 yeah they said "Sweatpants crop top"

    • @laurenslack9169
      @laurenslack9169 5 років тому +83

      Honestly Ethan looks amazing point blank.

    • @unseasonecookie8211
      @unseasonecookie8211 5 років тому +85

      Sister Ethan is looking sister fresh

    • @macs9019
      @macs9019 5 років тому +10

      Hell ya!

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 2 роки тому +617

    Mark, Ethan and Tyler: *Arguing over fat free vs whole milk*
    Amy: You know you’re supposed to lean off of milk when you’re a baby?
    All of them: >:|

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 2 роки тому +13

      _Someone's_ never heard of lactase persistence.

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails Рік тому +33

      "The issue is you're adults drinking milk."
      The one and only time I've disagreed with one of Amy's views.

    • @CaptEef
      @CaptEef Рік тому

      Amy’s not wrong tho. The reason humans have lactose intolerances is because our bodies aren’t meant to have milk after being children. We’re the only species who drinks milk into adulthood and that created lactose intolerance because we weren’t meant to be drinking cows milk anyways.

    • @brittanyfraser5173
      @brittanyfraser5173 Рік тому +7

      Wean off* as in weaning a baby off of milk :)

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 Рік тому +2

      Objectively the funniest response to the argument

  • @thumbrat
    @thumbrat 5 років тому +1914

    Mark and Tyler: the patents with relationship issues
    Ethan: the *s i s t e r s t r e s s e d* child

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 5 років тому +2114

    Three grown men are arguing about milk....why is this so funny?

    • @goldenlegacy4692
      @goldenlegacy4692 5 років тому +45

      2 grown dads fighting over milk next to there kid

    • @theyoutubeplague3383
      @theyoutubeplague3383 5 років тому +22

      Why is 3 grown men fighting over milk funny because it's 3 grown men fighting over milk

    • @bobbyboy2338
      @bobbyboy2338 5 років тому +5

      Father and Son Games: you would think they would jump off a plane

    • @kittandragon1048
      @kittandragon1048 5 років тому +2

      Because their full grown men arguing over something hilarious; which MILK is better.

    • @galacticstar4260
      @galacticstar4260 5 років тому +5

      They are not grown men, they are man-childs.

  • @weirdroadkill
    @weirdroadkill 4 роки тому +2869

    I love how Ethan went full “mom and dad are fighting” mode at 4:40 and 5:28

    • @rockmanbret9028
      @rockmanbret9028 3 роки тому +51

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +53

      He did that in the art video too XD

    • @abbyalvarez480
      @abbyalvarez480 3 роки тому +12

      i thought exactly that

    • @lordlabbe1467
      @lordlabbe1467 2 роки тому +120

      "Mom, why are you yelling"
      "Go back to bed hun, me and your father are arguing about who's milk is better"
      I just realized how wrong that sounds

    • @LugiatheOceanGuardian
      @LugiatheOceanGuardian 2 роки тому +11

      @@lordlabbe1467 omfg

  • @Kaiyamania
    @Kaiyamania 2 роки тому +81

    It doesn't matter how many times I watch it, my favourite part is when Mark tastes the Oreo, shakes his head and just says "No." There was so much emotion and it makes me giggle every time 14:52

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 5 років тому +3084

    _"Hey sisters!"_ _"I'm sister stressed!"_
    *James Charles has left the chat*

    • @LielAnimates
      @LielAnimates 5 років тому +11

      JOINED **

    • @luciluver420
      @luciluver420 5 років тому +3

      SO SHOOK

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 5 років тому +9

      I'm sister *ShOoK*

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 років тому +13

      *James Charles has joined the chat
      James Charles: “nope”
      *James Charles has left the chat

    • @cass12234
      @cass12234 5 років тому +15

      @@scratchedcds *James has rejoined the chat with a lawsuit

  • @NG-mg6tx
    @NG-mg6tx 4 роки тому +724

    Ethen: Sister Time
    Tyler: Tea Kettle time
    Mark: Big Brain time

  • @brandimullins8813
    @brandimullins8813 5 років тому +716

    "Sister stressed"
    Okay Ethan is definitely a fan lmfao

  • @chaosstatus
    @chaosstatus 3 роки тому +385

    The fact that they started it with an argument about the best kind of milk while Mark was trying to do the math for the percentage of fat in the entire thing of milk gives my soul joy

  • @T_D03
    @T_D03 5 років тому +856

    I was having a bad day, but seeing Ethan in sweatpants with a sweatpants shirt just made it instantly better.
    Also, seeing them argue about milk was great.

    • @thekuuderedude1737
      @thekuuderedude1737 5 років тому +2

      Oh so that's what that is, they turned sweatpants into a shirt

    • @supersolomob422
      @supersolomob422 5 років тому +2

      Its a crop top, not sweatpants shirt.

    • @skiffy8121
      @skiffy8121 5 років тому

      MILK PANTS

    • @MrLbroom
      @MrLbroom 5 років тому

      Also Tyler is wrong

    • @kittenkat4616
      @kittenkat4616 5 років тому +1

      @@supersolomob422 its a sweatpants crop top

  • @boaty_
    @boaty_ 5 років тому +466

    "Hey sisters!" "I'm sister stressed!"
    This joke now has a whole new meaning to it.

  • @videodays6652
    @videodays6652 5 років тому +1564

    Ethan Crankgameplays: *Latest UA-cam Beauty Guru*
    Ethan(flips over to the camera): *hey sisters*

    • @Boxx_916
      @Boxx_916 5 років тому +7

      Best comment ever you made my day

    • @ShadowHawk24Real
      @ShadowHawk24Real 5 років тому +8

      Ethan is James Charles confirmed.

    • @IesoTomohamru7777
      @IesoTomohamru7777 5 років тому +2

      Sweet home Alabama played after you said "hey sisters"

    • @Maximous0331
      @Maximous0331 5 років тому

      Idk if your laika but ok

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 років тому +2

      I need Ethan's Sisters Apparel line

  • @nikkiswimmer4463
    @nikkiswimmer4463 2 роки тому +219

    To this day, that “hey sisters” is probably my favorite thing Ethan has ever done

  • @phantomsong
    @phantomsong 5 років тому +5387

    I'm just imagining what Mark's neighbors overhear on a daily basis.

    • @brammo1991
      @brammo1991 5 років тому +171

      Dairy basis

    • @shylawolf7675
      @shylawolf7675 5 років тому +24

      Br K nah mate it’s clearly on a second-ly basis

    • @phantomsong
      @phantomsong 5 років тому +107

      @@shylawolf7675 dont you mean second-DAIRY basis?.... I'll see myself out.

    • @themaninyourcabinet8438
      @themaninyourcabinet8438 4 роки тому +14

      @@phantomsong n i c e

    • @NotaStone17
      @NotaStone17 4 роки тому +39

      Just him screaming at himself trying to figure out percentages of fat in his foods.

  • @lavenderhoney6390
    @lavenderhoney6390 5 років тому +717

    "I'm sister stressed!"
    -Ethan 2019
    Ethan is literally me when I'm older 😂

  • @crbke
    @crbke 4 роки тому +5792

    Ethan is better at guessing oreos then he is at math.

    • @meepmeep1601
      @meepmeep1601 4 роки тому +84

      If that ain't me I don't know what is

    • @chillyghost8
      @chillyghost8 4 роки тому +45

      That's were most of his brain power is at

    • @crbke
      @crbke 4 роки тому +8

      @@chillyghost8 XD ya

    • @faithkap
      @faithkap 4 роки тому +27

      @@chillyghost8 I mean, he has adhd, which makes him hypersensitive to texture

    • @chillyghost8
      @chillyghost8 4 роки тому +13

      @@faithkap yeah I know he has ADHD and I Know about the texture thing because I ADHD

  • @AidanDoesaSurvival
    @AidanDoesaSurvival 3 роки тому +465

    Mark to Tyler
    " your the reason humanity is so obese right now!"
    Tyler to mark " woah woah woah !"

  • @christiantangerine4584
    @christiantangerine4584 4 роки тому +2267

    Mark: I like having death in the title.
    Ethan: *proceeds to change on camera infront of millions*
    Me after watching all of Unus Annus: So this is how it all began...the beginning of something far greater than they could have ever forseen...

    • @imcharley
      @imcharley 3 роки тому +68

      death, being nakid, and stupidity: the holy trinity of *[REDACTED]*

    • @angeldust9222
      @angeldust9222 3 роки тому +15

      Amd to think them meeting was a dedicated fan doing a backflip for mark

    • @ahpencran
      @ahpencran 2 роки тому +15

      ethan even had a coffin on his shirt at the start

    • @lordstrnge3714
      @lordstrnge3714 2 роки тому +2

      Memento Mori my friends

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +1

      @@lordstrnge3714 Were you an Annus?

  • @kittee6409
    @kittee6409 5 років тому +361

    "I wonder if that's like an old slang term for a guy who has eyes for boobs."
    ---Tyler, 2019

  • @Coolnerd89
    @Coolnerd89 5 років тому +292

    The way Ethan just strokes Mark's chin, "I feel you've modified this cookie, fam."
    Cracked me up so bad it woke my family up.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 3 роки тому +111

    Ancestors when arguing about milk:❌
    Ancestors when calculating the milkiness of the milk's milk: 👏

  • @weaver8637
    @weaver8637 5 років тому +831

    Tyler: “I don’t even need to taste this.”
    (Moments later)
    Tyler: “AHH!!! I should’ve tasted it”

  • @yyyamila
    @yyyamila 5 років тому +577

    *arguing about milk consistency*
    *pours milk into hand*
    Mark and Ethan: “THATS NOT THICK!”
    Tyler: “tHicC mIlk!”

    • @jenna8689
      @jenna8689 5 років тому +4

      Quality content

  • @alixon663
    @alixon663 4 роки тому +1347

    Now the dollar store version of unus annus

    • @heyitsharry9381
      @heyitsharry9381 4 роки тому +36

      Which is a good as we're gonna get now :(

    • @obeserat26
      @obeserat26 3 роки тому +8

      Unus annus was the dollar store version of markiplier lol

    • @HopeKinggs
      @HopeKinggs 3 роки тому +23

      @@obeserat26 Unus Annus was the million dollar version lol

    • @moistenedwall1003
      @moistenedwall1003 3 роки тому +5

      Hello, Anus.

    • @Flamingo_Vlogs
      @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 роки тому +2

      @@moistenedwall1003 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @banannalisse3340
    @banannalisse3340 3 роки тому +98

    2:58 - 3:48 this really reminds me of when you’re put in a group project and you all have to solve math problems. Mark is the smart kid, Ethan is the kid that’s so obviously confused, and Tyler is just the kid that doesn’t want to engage 😂

  • @Gauzepup
    @Gauzepup 5 років тому +2335

    Ethan : “DONT LOOK AT MY SWEET PEEN”
    Mark : dies

    • @tbp_entertainment
      @tbp_entertainment 5 років тому +66

      **tea kettle goes off**

    • @ofpm1839
      @ofpm1839 5 років тому +48

      "You can go inside"
      "NEVER"

    • @IceCrossFire
      @IceCrossFire 5 років тому +9

      I thought he said "sweet pants"! (Cut off at the end)

    • @blahunicorn9351
      @blahunicorn9351 5 років тому +1

      Ryrythekat Draws why do the top comments just a small the part video?

    • @CarterStambelos
      @CarterStambelos 5 років тому +2

      lol while they were doing math i face palmed yelled at my computer that its 1.75

  • @diana-6669
    @diana-6669 5 років тому +332

    It took them 5 minutes to start the actual challenge...
    That's how you know it's a Markiplier video

    • @momomoore379
      @momomoore379 5 років тому +4

      They didnt even get it right

  • @samwashere8371
    @samwashere8371 5 років тому +2584

    Ethan : The Child
    Mark : The argumental older brother
    Tyler : The dad

  • @inexena
    @inexena 3 роки тому +154

    I came here two years later just to say that Ethan was *a d o r a b l e* in this video.
    The absolute cutest.

    • @linasluv9149
      @linasluv9149 2 роки тому +7

      here a year after ur comment and i agree. no one is talking about it but he is so cute in this. and i live the outfit 😭

    • @brokenttables
      @brokenttables Рік тому +4

      @@linasluv9149 Tbh, Ethan is always adorable since he acts like a child but in a good way lol.

    • @I.H.E
      @I.H.E Рік тому +3

      I KNOW RIGHT?

    • @Skippers_Username
      @Skippers_Username Рік тому +2

      Ikr!!!

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +787

    I didn’t know Mark was such a milk elitist. He is like genuinely upset that Tyler likes fat free and it’s hilarious.

    • @duckmcbucket
      @duckmcbucket 4 роки тому +10

      Milk is milk

    • @turt3019
      @turt3019 4 роки тому +29

      Fat free has no flavour

    • @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807
      @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 4 роки тому +7

      If you meet mark in real life make sure you re holding fat milk in your hands or else hes going to ruin your carreer

    • @otakulil9954
      @otakulil9954 4 роки тому +7

      I’m lactose intolerant

    • @ovoidphobic
      @ovoidphobic 4 роки тому +7

      legend says that markiplier is still trying to figure out the math problem

  • @pupcakeninja
    @pupcakeninja 5 років тому +772

    Amy is best girlfriend. "You can't modify the cookie, right?" "No, I don't think so (as the camera focuses on Tyler and Mark making a frankenoreo)."

    • @moik4037
      @moik4037 4 роки тому +20

      I read that last word as Frankiero

    • @Slay96866
      @Slay96866 4 роки тому +4

      Cupcake Ninja Ethan: no no no, you CANT modify the cookie, RIGHT

    • @Peebleboy
      @Peebleboy 4 роки тому +1

      Patrick! At the disco ! Same-

    • @moik4037
      @moik4037 4 роки тому +2

      @@Peebleboy good to know I'm not alone

    • @FindingChemo500
      @FindingChemo500 4 роки тому

      Cupcake Ninja frankenoreo....Safiya Nygaard?

  • @haleylampley1056
    @haleylampley1056 5 років тому +1384

    Ethan: "You cant modify the cookies, right?"
    Amy, as Mark and Tyler modify the cookies: "No, I don't think so."

    • @kylano525
      @kylano525 5 років тому +32

      ethan fucking won imo for guessing that they were modified even when he was told they weren't

    • @jeianalottie
      @jeianalottie 5 років тому

      Shadow Wolf member I see

    • @haleylampley1056
      @haleylampley1056 5 років тому +14

      @@kylano525 Ethan knows them too well to not know their bullshit at this point xD

    • @HattieDame
      @HattieDame 5 років тому

      It's been forever since I watched markiplier. Who is Amy?

    • @Tulip9518
      @Tulip9518 5 років тому

      @@HattieDame markipliers wife

  • @avashapava1528
    @avashapava1528 2 роки тому +41

    Mark: “Don’t touch me!”
    Also Mark: 13:02

  • @pheonixiagal6828
    @pheonixiagal6828 5 років тому +367

    They spent roughly a fourth of the video arguing about milk before they actually got to what the video is supposed to be about.

  • @koimouse7170
    @koimouse7170 5 років тому +2663

    Nobody:
    Ethan: *for the entire video is channeling his inner James Charles*

    • @riversway2399
      @riversway2399 5 років тому +13

      Notsuchaquietplace :/ I’d like this but you’re at 69 so I’m not gonna mess that up

    • @HighKingOfSkyrim37
      @HighKingOfSkyrim37 5 років тому +7

      Me: who?

    • @kirbyisnotokay530
      @kirbyisnotokay530 5 років тому +15

      u n l e a s h y o u r i n n e r a r t i s t

    • @finnww4381
      @finnww4381 5 років тому +9

      I ' m S i S t E r S h 0 o k

    • @purplemoon72
      @purplemoon72 5 років тому +2

      Took me a year but I finely got the refrence 😂

  • @azurealis_
    @azurealis_ 5 років тому +381

    Ethan: *breathes in marks ear*
    Mark: I don't like that

    • @cherrie_unicorn
      @cherrie_unicorn 5 років тому +6

      *i don't think I like that too.*
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 5 років тому +3

      @@cherrie_unicorn it is his way of flirting 😂🤣

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 5 років тому +3

      @@cherrie_unicorn then eventually we will see his mating dance😂

  • @LightfulWingsYT
    @LightfulWingsYT 2 роки тому +29

    *Ethan being a wizard at guessing oreos* at 13:34 and blowing mark and Tyler away xD

  • @definitelyguesser41
    @definitelyguesser41 5 років тому +872

    Ethan 2019: “I think you modified this cookie fam”

    • @lamp5285
      @lamp5285 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @Tom.Vavirka
      @Tom.Vavirka 5 років тому

      xD

    • @nutmeggaming11261
      @nutmeggaming11261 5 років тому +2

      That name tho...
      69ButterNut

    • @frog7717
      @frog7717 5 років тому +1

      I have a slight feeling he peeked

    • @skullxbreaker0660
      @skullxbreaker0660 5 років тому

      @@frog7717 he did he tilted his head before he gave his answer so he could see the modded cookie

  • @asrieldreemurr3082
    @asrieldreemurr3082 5 років тому +406

    The funniest part of life.
    Someone that majored in engineering is struggling to find the mean of milk

  • @gamergirl1292
    @gamergirl1292 5 років тому +1540

    Ethan: "Just getting naked."
    *Tyler laughs*
    Mark: "You know you can go inside."
    Ethan: "Never."
    I love you guys. XD

  • @lillya3758
    @lillya3758 2 роки тому +32

    "This cookies been tampered with!" -Ethan I love this so much

  • @harutakami1313
    @harutakami1313 5 років тому +2649

    I gotta say, I don't know **why** Ethan is wearing sweatpants as a crop top, *but*, That is a Look™ and he looks great.
    100/10 my funky little dude.

  • @shattermoon216
    @shattermoon216 5 років тому +143

    I just love how Ethan is petting Chica when he should probably listen to what Mark is saying but then again who can so no to Chica

  • @skyw0lf174
    @skyw0lf174 5 років тому +320

    "I DON'T LIKE THIS! I DON'T LIKE THIS!" Ethan tantrums are the cutest

  • @freya00323
    @freya00323 3 роки тому +21

    I rewatch these challenges all the time. I wish they bring it back sometime with either all 5 or just these 3. That would be great

  • @afrokween8752
    @afrokween8752 5 років тому +116

    Watching three grown men argue about milk for about 5 minutes... This is the content I came for

  • @neostorm999
    @neostorm999 5 років тому +313

    Video might as well be named:
    "Milk: Fat Free or Whole? A Deep Insight."

  • @inbal9743
    @inbal9743 5 років тому +298

    13:01 are we just going to ignore Ethan being a mega cute lvr boy with his dainty hands and his charming voice WHAT

    • @molleirose
      @molleirose 5 років тому +17

      I'd very much like him to caress my face like that 😂😂

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 5 років тому +3

      @@molleirose
      *Pardon me... What was that?!*

  • @CasperTheSuperFriendlyGhost
    @CasperTheSuperFriendlyGhost 2 роки тому +13

    Ethan while Mark is doing math: "What are we trying to figure out?"
    Mark: Completely ignores the question and continues doing math.

  • @yasminlouise2791
    @yasminlouise2791 5 років тому +200

    3 grown men arguing over milk.
    Neighbours just don’t even blink anymore 😂

  • @avrsbck
    @avrsbck 4 роки тому +796

    Imagine that one year ago, people were allowed to hang out with each other.
    i hope they do more of these after quarantine

    • @K0LBIE
      @K0LBIE 4 роки тому +1

      yeah... i assume we are both here for the same reason... give us human interaction!!!!!!

    • @usernameisusernam
      @usernameisusernam 4 роки тому +13

      @@K0LBIE am i the only one who likes quarantine ;^;

    • @Venom-bc5kc
      @Venom-bc5kc 4 роки тому +2

      @@usernameisusernam mines an iffy, I miss it when I could stay out longer. And getting take out a lot even though it's hella unhealthy.

    • @elisabethfancher7483
      @elisabethfancher7483 4 роки тому

      Yess!

    • @aliel6137
      @aliel6137 4 роки тому

      @@usernameisusernam I love it lol

  • @vikingateez
    @vikingateez 5 років тому +228

    Grownass men fighting over who drinks the better kind of breast milk is my fave kind of content.

  • @Hndjsksm
    @Hndjsksm 2 роки тому +6

    13:44 I love it how mark and Tyler exactly synced that up together

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 років тому +179

    I love when Tyler says something completely random and there’s a moment of silence followed by Mark going “No i don’t think-“

  • @shadowfryarwolf
    @shadowfryarwolf 4 роки тому +230

    13:35
    Love how after Mark and Tyler modified the first cookie they were like “Yep we are ready”
    Then when Ethan guessed it, they were in Awe, which means they weren’t ready 🤣🤣

  • @oldculi
    @oldculi 4 роки тому +4011

    The closest thing to Unus Annus that isn't.

  • @dvdaemon7488
    @dvdaemon7488 2 роки тому +18

    I appreciated the amount of time they took trying to figure out the percentage of milk lol. If there is ever a next time, they should pour powdered milk into the mixture so they can have more milk per milk.

  • @s0k00l3
    @s0k00l3 5 років тому +455

    Mark: "why is there milk dripping on my leg?
    Ethan: *puts ice on marks leg*

    • @saramcdougald2022
      @saramcdougald2022 4 роки тому

      khloe bird okay but how did he put two pieces of ice on marks balls without him feeling or noticing it

  • @Hazelclaw-bl7qg
    @Hazelclaw-bl7qg 4 роки тому +884

    Me: hears the discussion about milk percentages
    Also me: “ just get 50 cartons of 2% milk, mix it together and you’ll have 100% milk. Your bones will be unbreakable”

  • @HoneyBee-kc1zq
    @HoneyBee-kc1zq 5 років тому +200

    *Ethan causally trys to change behind mark & Tyler*
    Mark: You can go inside y'know
    Tyler: *insert YOU CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING meme here*
    XD

  • @razzjazz138
    @razzjazz138 3 роки тому +13

    No I will not ignore the fact they fought about milk for 4 minutes straight, and Ethan was just like, “Dads…please stop fighting…😵‍💫”

  • @lilithstrider4803
    @lilithstrider4803 5 років тому +359

    "This looks like semen, that looks like glue. I'd much rather eat glue than semen." Mark is by far the greatest man out there. I appreciate you.

    • @notyep_
      @notyep_ 5 років тому +11

      Lilith Strider Ethan: *We’Ve SeTtLeD iT*

    • @geraltofrivia160
      @geraltofrivia160 5 років тому +5

      You know what? That's his opinion. If you want semen milk you can have semen milk without judgment.

    • @dragonfang3942
      @dragonfang3942 5 років тому

      Glue actually doesn't taste that bad

    • @ashbu_guitar
      @ashbu_guitar 5 років тому

      @@dragonfang3942 What kinda glue did you sniff as a kid!?

    • @dragonfang3942
      @dragonfang3942 5 років тому

      @@ashbu_guitar I didn't actively eat glue but I've tasted it and liquid is better than stick

  • @snowyyy009
    @snowyyy009 5 років тому +407

    "What do you mean you like to drink liquid?"
    -Ethan, 2019

  • @RabidSimpingRaccoon
    @RabidSimpingRaccoon 5 років тому +184

    13:20
    Ethan: hmm... the cookie's been tempered with
    😂😂😂that killed me

  • @huntergrant6146
    @huntergrant6146 3 роки тому +67

    Just realized ethan’s wearing a pair of sweat pants with a whole cut in the crotch as a sweatshirt

  • @connorcoladonato6615
    @connorcoladonato6615 5 років тому +583

    Markiplier makes ideas:
    Origami
    Mosiacs
    ikea stuff

    • @anhedonicauthor
      @anhedonicauthor 5 років тому +13

      At first glance I thought the first one was “orgasms”. 😂

    • @aceinherplace8427
      @aceinherplace8427 5 років тому +13

      IKEA stuff WITHOUT the directions

    • @majestikmarii7291
      @majestikmarii7291 5 років тому +1

      Ooh yes, they should all build IKEA furniture

    • @connorcoyle9145
      @connorcoyle9145 5 років тому

      Origami- hell
      Mosiacs- uh....don’t remember what those r, lol
      Ikea stuff- do you want hell on earth? Lol

  • @aeiounico
    @aeiounico 5 років тому +371

    Them arguing about milk are my last three brain cells during my finals

    • @sips4296
      @sips4296 5 років тому +5

      Same. Where the two agree, but the last one is holding on to its point.

    • @Starwarsrocks45
      @Starwarsrocks45 5 років тому +5

      wait... you guys have brain cells during finals?

    • @kenneth5575
      @kenneth5575 5 років тому

      Dorian Fedie oml

  • @BryonyV
    @BryonyV 4 роки тому +4712

    Ethan with ADHD and therefore sensitive to texture instantly identified the off brand oreo

    • @god1852
      @god1852 4 роки тому +298

      I also have ADHD and I was thinking that the second I saw the offbrand oreos.

    • @businessrat9918
      @businessrat9918 4 роки тому +32

      @@god1852 same

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 4 роки тому +113

      Alright, do I have ADHD? I have a lot of the signs of me having it, but no one in my family has it (to my knowledge), and my parents have never said that I might. The problem is, I’m 16 now and I feel like it would be weird of me to ask if I have it.

    • @businessrat9918
      @businessrat9918 4 роки тому +116

      @@naughtymelon6712 you might. And it’s not too late, my mom didn’t get diagnosed until she was 40

    • @JS-lk1ut
      @JS-lk1ut 4 роки тому +95

      @@naughtymelon6712 don't self diagnose tho, wait for an official diagnosis

  • @panhead537
    @panhead537 2 роки тому +11

    "This cookie's been tampered with!" -Ethan, 2019

  • @versatile_samuel
    @versatile_samuel 5 років тому +471

    Don't lie, Ethan in a crop top saying "I'm sister stressed" is all we ever dreamt to see

  • @rob2123
    @rob2123 4 роки тому +190

    imagine walking past and just hearing grown men argue over milk

    • @EchoMetru
      @EchoMetru 4 роки тому +2

      Fricking Bath salts!

  • @zer0gamer831
    @zer0gamer831 5 років тому +481

    Ethan: Don't Worry I'm An Artist
    Mark and Tyler: Laughing
    Ethan: Hey Sisters

  • @goldenmonkeys4822
    @goldenmonkeys4822 Рік тому +8

    22:31 Tyler is doing an Ennard stance

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 5 років тому +358

    When Ethan guessed the lemon-double stuf hybrid correctly, that was some serious Jedi shit.
    The Force is strong with him, but he is not a Jedi yet.

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 5 років тому +228

    “THIS IS BIRTHDAY CAKE *DAMMIT* ” ~Tyler 2019

  • @_Eclipsa_moonlit_
    @_Eclipsa_moonlit_ 5 років тому +464

    Ethan: *makes a joke*
    Mark: *laughs*
    Tyler: *wheezes/becomes kettle*

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 5 років тому +9

      No, Tyler becomes a tea kettle with boiling water

    • @_Eclipsa_moonlit_
      @_Eclipsa_moonlit_ 5 років тому +1

      Demon Princess true!

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 5 років тому +6

      He was just alerting us the tea is done

    • @_Eclipsa_moonlit_
      @_Eclipsa_moonlit_ 5 років тому +1

      A Ghost. YAY MY TEAS FINALLY DONE!

    • @shadowfryarwolf
      @shadowfryarwolf 5 років тому +2

      It's this way:
      Ethan: *makes a joke and * SiStEr StReSsEd
      Mark: Laughs
      Tyler: The Tea Kettle

  • @audrei679
    @audrei679 2 роки тому +4

    I love the raw true mainer energy ethan always brings to the videos. We mainers never leave where we're standin to get changed. We'll get naked in the middle of walmart no questions asked.

  • @stretchsword9811
    @stretchsword9811 4 роки тому +2927

    “I like having Death in the title” UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

  • @ghoullox
    @ghoullox 5 років тому +482

    I really appreciate that the whole milk argument was left in the video 👌🏼

    • @wayjae
      @wayjae 5 років тому +2

      Its imPORTANT

    • @kimmiekapow7302
      @kimmiekapow7302 5 років тому +1

      * slaps neck *

    • @FylMarite
      @FylMarite 5 років тому +5

      fat free milk is just watered down milk

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 років тому +7

      smol p fat free milk is just white water.

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g 5 років тому +464

    Mark: "There are people starving in Siberia!"
    *proceeds to dump a bucket of good milk upon a person for fun.*

  • @MuteMusicalMorgan
    @MuteMusicalMorgan 2 роки тому +12

    This video was hilarious, but sometimes it's also just nice to wonder what it's like to be able to just go out and buy 6 gallons of milk and 7 packages of oreos and not have to worry about if you'll be able to afford proper groceries that month.