Mark: “Baby’s not listening to me.” Me and the intercom: “It seems Baby is having a hard time listening right now, why don’t we remind her of the task at hand, with a controlled shock.”
For me it was 6th-7th poetry club it was literally all just depressed teenaged girls. We listened to music (lots of panic at the disco, and twenty one pilots.) I find it ironic now that everyone said there favorite song was Miss Jackson by panic @ the disco and the woman who oversaw our club was also Mrs. Jackson.
0:22 “it’s okay. Some day, you’ll be a big boy.” That just reminds me of that moment from unus annus where mark is blowing ethan’s balloon in a very provocative way saying “who’s a big boy” and Ethan goes “i WILL be”
My absolute favorite Ethan line: "What left this stain on my couch? Prince Ali. Fabulous he. Ali Ababwa" *i offically cant breathe and need to wash my pillow*
15:25 I love how every time Ethan finds something really funny, he looks to Mark while laughing to see if he is too 🥺 It's like a little brother trying to impress his older brother it's so adorable
@@AJSketches why does it being an autism thing stop it from also being a crush thing? Idk if I'm autistic but there's def times where I look at others to see social cues and there's also def times where I just want to impress someone, crushes included
Mark in 2017: Time is a social construct Mark in 2019: *Made an entire channel based on the idea that time is always going down, and there is nothing to stop it*
So uh. Whales actually f*ck in missionary, but there's another whale under them so that the two up top don't float away. Pretty much the worlds most dedicated wingman.
I paused the video to look through the comments and just came across this and I'm very excited to hear mark say that cause I already know I'm going to die laughing
One time, my dad had a black card. It said: “What is Batman’s guilty pleasure?” I put down a white card that said: “Dead Parents” The whole room was silent for like 5 minutes and everyone just stared at me blankly.
Its Chonick they were just at a loss for words of how dark that was and couldn’t believe that I would put that card down. As well as the chances of that occurring given how the game has so many cards.
GhastDude589 there is a game called “getting over it” and Markiplier has played it. Please watch his videos about that game, his reactions are phenomenal.
He'll never be able to run for office. Fox News Moderator - Candidate Ethan, is it true that you once said quote, "I really like eighth graders?" Ethan - *deeeep breath
Weirdo Otaku105 I-I'm sorry but I just have to point out, I really like your icon, Ochako is life 💕 o-okay thank you for listening, I'll be on my way now
The last great laugh I got playing CAH, it wasn't even the card. The prompt was something like "We're gonna build a wall and make _____ pay for it!" somebody put "a happy submissive" to which I mumbled "But I'm too poor" and one girl I was playing with died laughing. We didn't repeat what I said until afterwords, and that raised a lot of questions from my friends
Please tell me that most of those also have xenophilia tags... please, that sounds so painful but I want to find them and read them out of curiosity...
I have a great memory of cards against humanity. The black card was “every step closer to blank brings me closer to blank” or something similar. I won with “daddy’s belt” and “making the penises kiss”
Heille, mon chum à pogné la Covid! Faque là, on est en quarantaine, pis on va juste pouvoir sortir mainqu’il soit correct. Je te dis que c’est plate, être poignés à la maison. Ya rien à la TV. Ça fait rien que 2 jours pis chu déjà tanné.
"What left this stain on my couch?"
Ethan: Prince Ali. Fabulous He. Ali Ababwa...
11:29
@@kindasus2232 You are a good person, thank you
That made me die laughing
Price Ali fabulous he allah ackbar
Mark trying to communicate with me.
Mark: “Baby’s not listening to me.”
Me and the intercom: “It seems Baby is having a hard time listening right now, why don’t we remind her of the task at hand, with a controlled shock.”
*zap*
F**K YOU THIS WAS THE FOURTH TIME YOU DID THIS TO ME TODAY!
Oh I just made a comment like that lol
bAbYyYyYy BaBy CoMe BaCk!!! BaBy CoMe OuT!! *broken zap* uhh oh...
@@Saffirin
Jared is that you?
@Cristal Cat this is how you were made, Baby-
Ethan: “Total F**ken chaos club”
Me: “don’t you mean literally any school club”
No it's total fucking chaos
For me it was 6th-7th poetry club it was literally all just depressed teenaged girls. We listened to music (lots of panic at the disco, and twenty one pilots.) I find it ironic now that everyone said there favorite song was Miss Jackson by panic @ the disco and the woman who oversaw our club was also Mrs. Jackson.
Our middle school has an anime club and shit goes down in there.
Lol so true
True thou true....
0:22 “it’s okay. Some day, you’ll be a big boy.”
That just reminds me of that moment from unus annus where mark is blowing ethan’s balloon in a very provocative way saying “who’s a big boy” and Ethan goes “i WILL be”
Hahaha yes I remember that! Memento mori
god the memories
“I’m about to be 😏”
unus annus moments that no one will ever have the context to
@@RoroWolf1137 phone. on the table. NOW
"What's that sound?"
*"daddy's belt."*
;))))))
Time stamp plz
@@tlogic3179 15:23
f u c k m o u n t a i n
No dad I did my homework
Tyler: muscles
Mark: muscles
Ethan: blue hair
And puberty
Ssg998 that’s what makes him special 🥺
Is it rong I ship them
Gamzee or sollex Hehehe who lol
Gamzee or sollex Hehehe
Pardon
My absolute favorite Ethan line:
"What left this stain on my couch? Prince Ali. Fabulous he. Ali Ababwa"
*i offically cant breathe and need to wash my pillow*
O.o wash your pillow. .. but why?
@@kennethwilliams6916 crying from laughing too much
@@kotaRAAAAAHHHH ah cool. And yea mark and gang are a treasure trove of idiotic laugh materials.
@@kennethwilliams6916 true. 100%
I love it too the first time I heard it I laughed so hard I choked which lead to me puking as I had been drinking as I began laughing
15:25 I love how every time Ethan finds something really funny, he looks to Mark while laughing to see if he is too 🥺 It's like a little brother trying to impress his older brother it's so adorable
*_d a d d y ‘ s b e l t_*
@@jakebello7988 🤣😭
or someone looking at their crush to see if ✨they✨ also found it funny
@@RuthlessTrash85 its an autism thing unfortunately, not a love thing
ik me and other people with autism do this to pick up on social cues
@@AJSketches why does it being an autism thing stop it from also being a crush thing? Idk if I'm autistic but there's def times where I look at others to see social cues and there's also def times where I just want to impress someone, crushes included
Ethan: Imagine a dead horse!
Mark: Thats so sad :_(
Ethan: "Continues to laugh harder"
Danky Kang BROTHER! I HAVE FOUND YOU!
@X11 Robinson lmao its bitch not b**
@X11 Robinson Too afraid to comment "bitch" on the Internet?
SAME THO
X11 Robinson its ethan
Mark 2017:
“Time is a social concept”
Mark now:
“Time marches on”
Memento mori
Yes
*mmmm yes*
Happy Unus Annus
Memento mori
Unus annus
Unus annus
Mark : someday you'll be a big boy
Unus Annus : EtHaN fInNaLlY bEcOmEs A mAn
i was thinking ab the "ethan will be kicked in the balls" video when mark gets down on his knees nd is like "whos a big boy"
Later on: tries to make bed of nails, and fails miserably
ameliaaa Four months from now there will be no context
Alba Tris we’ve gone past the 100 day mark
Funnier now that they've done the Puberty Video
15:29 just the way ethan says “Fuck Mountain” and Mark and Tyler’s laughter after is amazing
“We’re approaching it, Frobo! It’s Fuck Mountain!”
May I present his majesty King Shit of Fuck Mountain
@@loki4807 And his servant, Monseiur Del Cum
"What left the stain on my couch? Mark trying to communicate with me."
-Ethan 2017
*prince ali, fabulous he, ali ababwa*
Simpler times
“Slowly easing onto a cucumber...”
“Acceptance.”
If only that cucumber was a nuclear rod
_eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh_
Oh no
"hey, Ethan, you wanna communicate later?" "dude totally" "what left a stain on my couch?- Mark trying to communicate with me."
srry , ruined your 69 likes
i ruined the 169 likes 😔
Omg
i died at this
*crankiplier has entered the chat*
lmao
Mark's last words to the children at 13:55 were:
"It's never the children like you that go missing"
*And then he remembered the eighth graders.*
Is that a reference to A day at the Park?
@@ingeatenThat’s what I was thinking.
Mark in 2017: Time is a social construct
Mark in 2019: *Made an entire channel based on the idea that time is always going down, and there is nothing to stop it*
made
M a k e d
Also I'm now your 69th like ;)
maked, pronounced like “naked” with a M
Momento Mori
*maked*
I love how for a period of time, they had a civilized conversation about whale sex and how it wasn't possible.
XD
Grace Bug I mean...the way they had the conversation was civilised but the conversation topic...
Little do they now whales just eject sperm into the open ocean to get to the female whale
Grace Bug they were also discussing the logistics of slowly easing onto a cucumber
Grace Bug i totally agree
eef: "when puberty finally hits"
unnus annus: puberty simulator
Momento Mori friend...
Unus Annus.
memento mori
Memento mori
Memento Mori
-Unus Annus
Ethan: "I really like 8th graders"
Everyone: you shouldn't have said that, you really shouldn't have said that
Me(a 9th grader):fuq I missed my chance to be like by Eef
I’m a year behind
Me who’s going into 8th grade
Bruh I am in 8th 0_0
It's okay, Ethan looks like an 8th grader
"A horse with no legs.......*mark in deep thought*..., that's sad..."
Rusty Gameing its funny how he reacted tho😂
Do you know what you call a horse with no legs?
Glue.
Don't they normally use the horse's hoofs for glue?
do you know what you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
Mish Posh * flashbacks to animal farm *
“Everybody hold hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That’s the presence of crying, and shitting, and eating spaghetti in this room.”
-Ethan
Fluffy community?
@@dannydicheeto8353 sketti
I didn't know Ethan played phasmophobia
It's not even a ghost, it's just some dude in the corner of the room.
“I’m Tylor, lord of the ties”
“I’m not lord of anything...I’m just lil old me....”
Why is Ethan literally me
He's lord of acne
That's ok Sotsu, someday you'll be a big boy
@@art_and_sh.t4265 or girl
@@Jaeeden I'm quoting the video let me live
@@user-ww3js8ci7d *figuratively you
Ty-lor: Lord of the Ty's.
E-tan: Titan of the E's.
Muh-arch: Archangel of Muh's.
Muh truck!
Mark: *says intro*
Tyler: I’m lord of ties
Ethan : I’m not lord of anything, I’m just lil ol me.
It my favorite goddamn phrase
“i’m jus lil ol me”
Giddeon?
I’m surprised but not surprised Bakugo watches CHA and/or Markiplier
Fax
Y e s
MelTheOof that’s just my widdle secret
11:17 “Time is a social construct”
I feel like there’s some way to link that to Unus Annus, but I can’t see what
Hasn't stopped all these other idiots in the comments
“One day you’ll be the lord of something”
*One day you’ll start a cult*
it just shows if you try hard enough anyone can become a cult leader
UNUS ANNUS BE LIKE
It is not a cult
Unus Annus: And I took that personally.
Memento mori
ethan: “i’m gonna go with lots and lots of abortions”
us government in 2022: “no you won’t”
NOVEMBER UPDATE! YES HE WILL! :D
@@MDreamerIsBi December update: Roe v Wade has not been reinstated??
@@gamerofedge8111 January update: for some states abortion is legal
lmfao
🥺
“what ended my last relationship”
“ejaculting live bees, and the bees are angry”
if my boyfriend came bees id also be unhappy
I think he would be too
buy gold bye i hope he’d be upset or i’d be concerned
Joe Mama no thank you
Kahlan Dold what are you doing here?
Only cause I'm gay
One day Ethan will be a big boy so he can wear a muscle shirt with the rest of the guys lol
I had just read your comment and then looked at the video when it was paused and then I realized that it was sad
At least he is small enough to get in free on stuff cuz he looks like a little kid
@@TheMzSippi omfg this is gold lmao
*heapass enters*
No
“Hi. I’m Ethan.” and i’m 14. slaying all these women with my massive-
Head of blue hair
THE VIDEO XD
_m a s i v e p e e n_
PEEN
Big peen
😂
Lmao.
Ethan: What left that stain on my couch?
Also Ethan more quietly: Mark trying to communicate with me.
Team purple, Crankiplier away
So uh. Whales actually f*ck in missionary, but there's another whale under them so that the two up top don't float away. Pretty much the worlds most dedicated wingman.
VenomousButterfly I need a wingman like that.
X naM ageM Reversed its called a bed.
PiccoloPam2368 It's not nearly as interesting that way.
tru
and now we know. thank you for spreading this awesome and hilarious knowledge hahahahaaaa XD
The five stages of grief:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. *Slowly going down on Cucumber*
5. Acceptance
Unus annus: 👁👄👁
Omg I was looking through the comments to see if anyone noticed 😂
@@MysticLife444 me too but i didnt find any so i commented it lol 😂
😀🤚
I’m still in denial lil
@@admiralthecat just got to the cucumber phase.
I died when Mark said “No! *W H A T I F I F U C K E D Y O U R N O S E* “
I paused the video to look through the comments and just came across this and I'm very excited to hear mark say that cause I already know I'm going to die laughing
Lmao
I killed mice elf when he said *I F I F U C K E D Y O U R N O S E* its much better than that
Omfg same.
same
markiplier: someday youll be a big boy and youll be able to **slight pause** i don’t know
ethan: yeah. once puberty hits.
Mark: Time is a social construct
Unus Annus: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?!?
Memento mori
@@Ghostpetals Unus
@@Ghostpetals Annus
@@Ghostpetals *UNUS*
@@Ghostpetals *ANNUS*
Mark and Ethan: *laughs at messed up cards*
Tyler: *laughs at the word poop and butt*
Me
I like how they completely forgot the game and where theorizing about whale sex for three minutes
I was laughing the entire time questioning *WHY* they were questioning it *SO* much xD
Then I realized it's because they are idiots
Ragdoll X
Ikr
Do you think they got so curious about it that the looked up a documentary on whale mating mechanics, if that even exists.
32roadsters 1 it takes three whales one holds the middle one in place. I watch a lot of documentaries.
15:29 i love the insane laughter
Ethan: im not the lord of anything
Ethan now being the lord of the unus's: *EEF*
Memento Mori.
UNUS UNUS
Memento mori
Mento more e
@@pinapplear he's a little confused but he's got the spirit
Legend has it, if you listen carefully in between gusts of wind, you can faintly hear the great howls of....
FUCK MOUNTAIN
I so want to go to fuck mountain
Enduro Also known as Brokeback Mountain
I thought of Charlie the Unicorn. 'Fucking mountain Charlie! I- It's fucking mountain!' lol I love that dumb thing so much!
CHAAAARRRLIEEEEE
CHAAAAAAAARRRLIEEEEE
no dude NO DUDE NO NO NO DUDE NOOOOOOOO
One time, my dad had a black card. It said: “What is Batman’s guilty pleasure?”
I put down a white card that said:
“Dead Parents”
The whole room was silent for like 5 minutes and everyone just stared at me blankly.
So everyone stopped talking and just stared at you for five minutes, because of that card?
Its Chonick they were just at a loss for words of how dark that was and couldn’t believe that I would put that card down. As well as the chances of that occurring given how the game has so many cards.
Nice
What family are you in that plays cards against humanity with them!
Reitersplash My dad asked who played the card
If only Ethan knew what a big boy he’d truly become.
"Who's a big boy?"
"Well I'm bout to be~ ;D"
Seeing old Ethan compared to new Ethan makes me happy that he got his acne so cleared up
Boy Yeetus did he. Still looks like he got it.
@@gothuwu313 Yeah but it's not as bad as it used to be.
Katie-Clare Ard I genuinely appreciate that I wasn’t the only person viewing this video rn-
The beginning: Laughter
Not even 5 min later: *Hysterical drunken laughter while sobbing*
When it comes to this game I think we all expected this to happen
Me seeing this comment 4:55 into the video: 👁👄👁
"Is any of this black mold that could kill us dead?" - Markiplier 2017
Tyler: No
Isn't Mark's grammar awsome... kill us dead
Lol
2017 Ethan: Imagine a horse worm.
2022 Blitzo: Worm Horse
Present day me: well that's quite the CIONCIDENCE!!!!!
YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT IT
cucumber slowly easing onto you:
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING. All I could hear in my head was lil kid Blitzo as the worm horse saying "I HAVE NO LEGS!"
What if Mark made a “Try not to laugh while playing Cards Against Humanity” video?
Okay! Let's tell them!
We all know how perfect, strong, beautiful, perfect, strong minded and perfect Mark is...
But he won't make it. XD
And donate money whenever they laugh
dont do that, dont giv me hope
They'd fail before the game starts
Total f*ucking chaos club is our class in 4 words
Broodje Kaas is that supposed to censor it?
Amber Pugh ye
No
Your probably not Australian
Steele Casey nah im not Australian but sorry if it offended you
( Im Dutch btw)
Nah you alright
"I'm jus lil ol me" - Ethan
When he is really tall. When pooooberty hits. 😂
I think it's hittin him pretty hard right now
Is it true that Ethan still wears diapers? oOo
loving.geek13 corgasm
He's already hit it with all that redness on his face...
4:44 I guess no one is gonna point out that this literally looks like a meme all by itself.
I mean his face, the sound he makes, the t-pose, and the squatting is just all meme potential.
Mark: “the 5 stages of-“
Me: **getting over it flashbacks**
That reminds me that it's officially been 2 years since Mark beat it!
GhastDude589 there is a game called “getting over it” and Markiplier has played it. Please watch his videos about that game, his reactions are phenomenal.
FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE IN QUARANTINE, BRING THIS BACK!!!!!
YES!!!!
Please do
Yes
they could easily do digital cards against humanity, theres the diital one they used to play and one that involves less table flipping.
The next Unus Annus video
“When I pooped, what came out of my butt?”
*An unstoppable wave of fire ants*
That's gotta burn.
Whale Goosh
man, I knew there was something in that Taco Bell
Drago’s Random stuff has the most underrated comment
A zesty breakfast burrito.
I think this might have been the first Markiplier video I ever watched. The nostalgia is really hitting hard
“WER’RE NOT SPECIAL. WE’RE NOT ANYTHING”
*intense flasbacks to them dancing in a circle in their underwear*
Me: are you sure about that?
I aM sPeCIal i Am SpeCIAl
@@morganz2656 yEs i aM, YeS I aM
I aM vErY sPeCiAl
I aM vErY sPeCiAl
Mark: HES DOING IT AGAIN
10:44 little did Ethan know he's gonna get so close with Mark , that this statement can come true at any moment
*begins to chant unus annus*
@@animationunknown2891 YESS
Memento Mori-
(uno reference) THIS IS F***ing BARBRAS FALT
@@Ironheart0707 it sure is buddy. 2020 is my fault
I forgot how much Acne Eef had back then.
*He*
*is*
*now*
*a*
*M A N*
He is amazing
Yeah, looking at recent Unus Annus videos compared to these days, his skin has gotten so much better
*im a man*
@@norafassler5183 Can't wait fir my face to clear up too
How much acne he had back then reminds me about how much acne I have now.
6:25 Ethan has my sense of humor, a really fucked up one
coronavirus symptoms: shortness of breath
me, an asthmatic, choking on air laughing at this: if i die, i die
I'm sure that death by laughter would be one of the best ways to go. If it's humour-subjective.
Literally me 😂
You should try a zoom cringe club because of how cheesy this is
No one:
Ethan:
"I really like eighth graders."
Me, an actual 8th grader 😳
He'll never be able to run for office.
Fox News Moderator - Candidate Ethan, is it true that you once said quote, "I really like eighth graders?"
Ethan - *deeeep breath
Damn. I just became a nineth grader
@@epohthedragonwarlock4318 Just say your an 8th grader with a year of experience.
@@waveydaveysonfir3 feels good to be a ninth grader
When Ethan said “I’m not lord of anything, I’m just little ol me” he sounded like peter Parker to me a little bit 😂
ollie’s In space ur not alone. Ethan should be new spider man SCREW Tom Holland lol
@@iamchriswernet I mean I'm sure someone out there wants to.
What if Ethan is who Peter Parker is based off of, and also a time traveler.
@@blacksheep1924 that's actually a reasonable guess.
@@iamchriswernet I mean right
Mark, you _HAVE_ to bring this series back, I’m _begging_
YES! They should all reunite for AT LEAST one game!
@@matildakristensen541 I need either one more Cards Against Humanity video, or a new Markiplier Makes lol
"I was the horse with no legs." - Ethan 2k17
This is much better without context so
Exactly
Beautiful
Weirdo Otaku105 I-I'm sorry but I just have to point out, I really like your icon, Ochako is life 💕 o-okay thank you for listening, I'll be on my way now
Weirdo
I didn't see that part and was so confused. now I realize and omfg
When Ethan was explaining the horse with no legs I was laughing…
*I must have a dark sense of humor*
Non People Person Ur not the only one
@@Arlo.Exe. I'm glad to find someone else who finds this funny.
I have a dark sense of humor and I was dying
Same
Nothing for Darkness I was too
"what's that sound?" *Daddy's belt*
Whhooppsshhh
(top o` the mornin` to ya laddies)
@@ogresarelikeonions3816 WHEEZE Noooo not Jack--
I would like your comment, but it's at 420
@@secondary_friend5169 nooooooooooooooooo it's 421
Wha-OH MY GOD NO
Tyler: Smart Responsible Gamer Friend
Mark: The Kind Friend Who's The Boss Of The Three
Ethan: The Neighbors Kid
6:04
Turn on subtitles (not auto generated)
The sound of Mark's animal-loving heart breaking a little.
E: it just lies there until it dies
*M and t ignore him and continue the conversation*
Bees talk and then the other one is a horse with no legs I said this
I always do that
Mark: *daddy issues*
Ethan: *daddy's belt*
**Todoroki intensifies**
Ethan: *chuckles* I'm in danger
If they had quirks.....
*y e s*
@@mx.sinistxr *tenya n o*
Mina ashido
Mina! That’s not what I meant! Not at all!
Mark: *Talking about gleeking with Tyler*
Eathan: "Have you ever thought about writing poetry?"
Trashy Waffle "Actually yes, I have." Fucking hell.
Trashy Waffle Ethan is me
Time?
The last great laugh I got playing CAH, it wasn't even the card. The prompt was something like "We're gonna build a wall and make _____ pay for it!" somebody put "a happy submissive" to which I mumbled "But I'm too poor" and one girl I was playing with died laughing. We didn't repeat what I said until afterwords, and that raised a lot of questions from my friends
That is so fucked up, but hilarious.
Mark: we're not special
**flashes back to another video**
Mark, Ethan, and Tyler: I am special I am special yes I am
No, I don't need Septiplier in my head
@@linkvaudreuil6798 he's Doing it again!
@@hyacinth1729 hahaha
Oh dear god...I laughed so hard watching that one thing and my parents were downstairs so I was just hoping they wouldn’t hear it...
Hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
"Nothing is special here" they said while Ethan's hair is teal
Sarah245 Its turquoise
Niki and Grace AJ No
He died his hair because of markiplier and jacksepticeye
Suk It *Dyed* Not being a grammar Nazi lol
Sarah245 the cards are changing fucking colors
"I chose daddys belt" -Ethan 2017
Okay I laughed at your comment then realized that your profile pic is a dutchie!!!! Omg r u a furry?
Who cares? Furies are fun in a lot of ways. Mostly when you’re friends with them because I had a furry girlfriend and that got weird fast.
What about Daddy's keys lol
Ethan: “I mean there are probably people who are into that”
Me: *laughs in ao3 nose-fucking tag*
Ao3 has it all
@@paulinaderegowska4757 oh man ‘nose fucking’ doesn’t even compare to some tags on ao3- it’s frankly a little impressive how creative these ppl get
@@weirdroadkill True
Please tell me that most of those also have xenophilia tags... please, that sounds so painful but I want to find them and read them out of curiosity...
That One Trans Guy Hi I’m tRaNs NoTiCe Me
I have a great memory of cards against humanity. The black card was “every step closer to blank brings me closer to blank” or something similar. I won with “daddy’s belt” and “making the penises kiss”
Rhi Tes nnnh
That sentence is so messed up man
11:16 time is a social construct huh mark!? HUH MARK!? WHERE TF IS THAT MENTALITY NOW? MR. RESPECT THE CLOCK!
Memento Mori, my friend. Memento Mori.
pain.
i deeply feel your pain
@@hi_im_genesis it has almost been a a year
@@RandomHQ433 lol i know
Ethan: What's the sound?
Dan: *It's the sound of me noping.*
emo bandito 👏🏼Y👏🏼E👏🏼S👏🏼
emo bandito Yeeeessss
you hear in the distance
*FUCK MOUNTAIN*
MyY PEoPLe
Jademonas - WE'RE APPROACHING IT, FROBO... *_FUCK MOUNTAIN..._*
3:40
Is it just me or does Mark sound almost exactly like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat here?
"We Found the eighth graders!" And he's just like, "Noo!"
-Mark
Omg I think it's the magic school bus
Hannah {Confused\Lost\Strange} it's a good thing I'm not in eighth grade anymore lol
"They're inside each other!"
Hannah {Confused\Lost\Strange}
When you watch that part and realize your going into eighth grade (´･_･`)
Tyler : we had improve and theater
Mark : i wish we we had improve. we only had theater
me : YOU GUYS HAD CLUBS????
2 likes
AMAZING
I thought he was too poor
Me: having a stroke trying to read your comment
I only had electives! This is some bullshit!!
My school had an F'ing Bayblade Club
Ethan: I'm not lord of anything....
Mark: It's ok. You'll be something someday.
2 Years Later: Memento Mori, Unus Annus
AKHHH
Memento Mori my friend
memento mori.
I come back to this video semiannually and I get more and more of the jokes everytime.
"I'm not the Lord of anything..." awe jeez ethan sounds so heartbroken 😦
1:58 the mating call of the wild Markilplier
Danny 6798 hahahah
I'd answer that call.
Danny 6798 he’s speaking my native tongue-stupid shit tat no one understands
I'm ruining it 4th month , 4th reply and I'm riding it by the 5th reply
1:58 me trying to explain to my mom why I haven’t been out of my room in days during quarantine
Seven months later and we’re still in quarentine
Why did that make me laugh that much
Heille, mon chum à pogné la Covid! Faque là, on est en quarantaine, pis on va juste pouvoir sortir mainqu’il soit correct. Je te dis que c’est plate, être poignés à la maison. Ya rien à la TV. Ça fait rien que 2 jours pis chu déjà tanné.
“I really like eighth graders”
Ethan, 2017
Nevis CF lmao he loves me uwu
He loves me tooooooo!
Blanca Plier yes I do
XD
Nevis CF: Yay Ethan loves me.
" you think that's funny, a horse worm"
-Markiplier
You're laughing. There's a horse worm on the floor and you're laughing.
14:42
Tyler: My younger brother explaining a joke
Mark:Me
Ethan: My Mom
Same😂
Accurate
Lol
*it took me the entire video to realize that Ethan was the only one not wearing a tank top.*
*Same, dude.*
Me, crying, hiding my body from myself: smae
I didn't realize till this comment
@@RtsShrtFrRtthw s m a e
13:57
Mark and Ethan had the exact same reaction at the same time!😂
Mark-Wanna comunicate later?
Ethan-yeah sure totally
IM DYING RN GJFYH
CRANKIPLIER VS TYTHAN VS SEPTIPLIER!!!!
@veronica tijerina they should do a video on it 😂
Kat the Animator TEAM PURPLEEEE
I like how Ethan thought that the horse with no feet was funny but mark and Tyler thought it was sad😂😂
I was freaking crying that was hilarious to me
Elizabeth Sepulveda same
I nearly died from suffocation because of that and Marks description of how he thought it meant XD
Elizabeth Sepulveda I was laughing with Ethan.
Elizabeth Sepulveda i was laughing because i was thinking about a cow with no legs yesterday.
"You won rock paper scissors!"
Mark- *checks watch* "Did I?!"
4 years later and 8:55 still makes my die of laughter
What left the stain on my couch? Prince Aliiii, fabuluos heeee Ali Ababwa
XD
Or in Ethan’s words:
prince ali... fabulous hee.... ali ababwa...
I died laughing at that 😭😂😂
Mark: you wanna communicate later
Ethan:yah
**looks at profile picture**
_be my friend_
A baby will be the product of that communication.
*cummunicate
Fan fiction time!
I'm sorry but I really ship them
Markiplier: You wanna communicate later?
Ethan: Dude totally.
I KNEW IT!!!!
Crankiplier away lol Septiplier is dead
+Sven Wolfstrom But Tythan...
NO TYTHAN
Lettuceflenchorrito 's NO CRANKIPLIER IS TERRIBLE. I ship Tythan 💕💕💕
Eef, the the lord of pre-puberty forever.
Lets go down the line here.... Tyler: Ripped, Mark: Buff, Ethan: ... a stick
Me: A fat cookie
Alexis Alexanderholmes he’s lean bc he’s a gymnast
Oh I never thought about that I guess that could be true!
Me: fat food eater
Alexis Alexanderholmes Don’t be mean to my little blue boi. You should feel ashamed