@JZ's BFF We're all hoping. People are now concerned about his stroke recovery. It's sad, they're going to Oz. He's cleared by his doctor to run but still, his gap is closing
Doctor Oz not knowing Pennsylvania isn't on the Atlantic Coast isn't that surprising when you remember 1) He still lists his primary residency in New Jersey, and 2) he owns more homes in Turkey then he does in Pennsylvania, which begs the question why he even bothered running for Senator from Pennsylvania in the 1st place?
Because it's an open seat and he's a TV celebrity, which is all it takes for the gop to fully embrace anyone. If Spongebob ran, I suspect he'd win with them too. I mean, look at Hershel Walker. 🙄
There's a journalist in Pennsylvania that Turkey's president wants extradited to Turkey. Oz is also a citizen of Turkey and is close friends with Turkey's president. Just a coincidence.
A true leftard would make fun of the only logical choice. A true leftard would push all their chips to the center of the table and bet on a candidate who can't think or speak 🤣
The comparison of losing the Powerball, to Trump's claims, perfectly highlights the ridiculousness of all things MAGA, and yet, no one that should get that, will...
@@ogzombieblunt4626 For one it’s called satire. For two, I am referring to his skills in theatre & comedy! They are unrivaled. Idgaf about your political viewpoints. Just because you don’t like what he says doesn’t mean he isn’t top of his class.
There's a killer oboe solo at the beginning of every orchestra concert ever, though! They play that A that shines out on its own, and then all the winds come in. Then they start again with that lovely A, and all the strings join in. They play this piece so well as a professional orchestra that the conductor isn't even there yet.
I don't even know what twitter is being the fact I live in PA. Along the coast line. Seriously though I have no facebook page and do not know how you socialize on twitter. I may also be the only one in the world without a cell phone. Even Mennonite and Amish have cell phones.
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 I resisted smartphones for a couple years before I decided I could goof off much more efficiently with one. but I stick to antisocial networking as a general rule. I also use an alternative to streaming where I pay one fee and all the major studios download their content to a recorder next to my TV and I watch at my leisure.
Sometimes I look at my conservative friends and family and ask them, how did it ever get this bad? Of course we all know the moment it did. And they let it happen instead of standing up for actual conservative principles. Breaks my heart.
Most of my family are conservatives but they all voted for Biden in 2020 and say they plan to mostly vote democrat in 2022. They hate what Republicans have become. To put it in context, they believe that the greatest US politician and hero ever is John McCain. So u can understand why they came to hate trump and the republicans who let him destroy everything McCain fought and bled for. My family made it clear that while they still identify as conservatives and republicans they will never support or vote for anyone who still supports Trump, because trump is not a true republican. He's just a spoiled entitled televangelist type conman who just tells these ignorant uneducated backwater hicks whatever they want to hear just so he can gain more money and power. And these sheep fall for it everytime.
if you see them as people instead of either side and just let them know you love them all of it will fade idolatry is undone by showing people there are higher powers that arent people or even god you dont bow to a higher power you exist alongside it people are turned when they are afraid and dont understand how to manage fear i wish you and your family only the best 💖
"Taylor Swift, seen here learning about Kanye getting kicked out of a Sketchers." Yep, that's it folks! Give Stephen's writing team an Emmy! We're done here for the night!
The only reason Greg gutter at Fox is even competitive is because the channel is ground zero for his ilk ....When someone bragged about him being the leader of late night I checked it out and , the funniest thing about him is that he somehow has a large following of people that like bad jokes !
Colbert's insightful comedy just gets better and better. Kudos to him and his writers for finding humor during these tragic and perilous times. Reminds us of better days.
@@Kornknealious No, a false claim of a stolen election. A domestic terrorist attack on our country, an attempt to change the electors. Hundreds of stolen government documents. That is why we are here.
I love how a billionaire is trying to negotiate $12 per month with Stephen King. Does he really think $20 per month is the real issue for a millionaire?
Money can't buy a billionaire brains. (Or talent. Or a personality. Or compassion.) So of course the point is going to SOAR over his big, fat head with its terrible haircuts...
If you thought he was negotiating then you are lost, he goaded a a leftist to look like a champaigne socialist by making him complain about 20 dollars a month. Pretty funny
@@ogzombieblunt4626 if you think King's problem was with the amount of money, you're as dumb as Elon. He will not give the idiot dollar one on principle. What actually happened is that Elon floated a stupid idea, then immediately back-pedalled and reduced the price by 60% the instant there was any pushback. And apparently he doesn't know how much he is hated, because even he didn't realise he could have said "How about 8 cents" and still not won the negotiation.
Well, if the GOP SCOTUS eliminates discrimination in college admissions they will start with legacy admissions so they can free up space for qualified applicants.
Community. Lagacy admissions? That sounds terrible, you mean like alumnuae offspring? Also usually there are many more qualified applicants for the good schools so they have to have another criterion. Why do you think we had the rich people college admission scandal, paying to get in ivy league universities.?
the stop the steal on powerball is both hilarious and frightening to us in the rest of the world... how can people like Stephen and his fans even exist in that country ?!?!?... 😳
@@davidlundquist1979 ... well, drumpf was elected so I'd have to say at least a good majority of americans are not like Stephen and his fans... with the way your mid-terms are going, it seems that "minority" holds quite a sway of power even to this day... glad to know there are a few of you there though, I wish you all well... 🙂
@@danoduncan1763 Unfortunately, not even the majority voted for Cheeto Head the first time, he lost the popular vote, but due to an archaic system we have in place called the Electoral College, which makes some state's votes worth more than others, he won anyway. And frankly, I'm convinced that had it been anybody other than Hillary as his opponent, we would have been fine. Instead, Republicans we able to drum up a bunch of misinformation against her to get voters to vote for The Great Dumpster Fire and the Democrats just... Felt she was out of touch. And she still led by so much in all the polls that a lot of Democrats didn't bother voting (stupid). While Piss Potato might have a few hundred thousand really vocal, violent supporters, I would certainly say that most folks don't actively like him, and even many Republicans only vote for him because their other option is a Democrat. Which I think is ridiculously selfish, racist, and out-of-touch, but try to tell them that.
@@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies I agree wholeheartily... the GOP is madness for you guys... it's horrible you only have the two choices... things aren't perfect here but anyone that tries to hold or run for office is carefully scrutinized and there is no way they hold or run for said office even if they have a minor chink in their armor... absolutely the opposite in your country... I'm gladdened to know there are americans like you that keep trying... :)
@@danoduncan1763 Yes, he was elected, because we use an anachronistic electoral college system that should have been discarded 150 years ago, and it gave him the win even though he got 3 million fewer votes than his opponent. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for him being the people's choice. Plus, the party of the sitting president almost always loses seats in the midterms, because most Americans don't actually understand how their own political system works, and they expect instant results when a new president is elected. Also not a convincing argument.
Tomorrow I am going to look for a good place to open a trade account and buy a short position .......that Twitter which increased 65 % since june.......will fall in the next few months is almost 100% certainty....)
Well you don’t actually win that in one lump sum, it’s over 25 years. But you can take the option but at the current fed interest I would probably take the 45 mil a year , otherwise it would be 700 but after 35% tax your down to 470 ish . Chump change
@JZ's BFF No, I think your assessment is right on the money (pardon the pun😉). Now what I'm trying to understand is do all of these MAGA folks really believe everything he says or are most of them just ashamed they got dooped by a "Confidence Man" and to proud / stubborn to turn back now. What do you think?
The only way this news would be more awesome is if Kanye had a record out at the same time that didn't chart at all. I'ma let ya finish indeed. In all ten slots! 😄
who's the better student -- the one who excelled in school and was given every opportunity life could imagine, or the one who excelled despite having had every adversity imaginable thrown at them?
@@rblover2466 As you get more specific in your advanced education, you’ll learn more and more about less and less. You have arrived when you know everything about nothing.
Once again, hats off to the Late Show writers. Of course, they need Stephen's delivery, but that's why they're perfect for one another! The Power Ball parady was priceless! But labeling Oz in that ridic pic of him "corn mime" was a surprisingly good chuckle! Gotta love the minds that that kinda stuff comes from! (I know, I ended my sentence with a preposition, but the proper way just sounded too snooty!)
This has to be the BEST monologue he's ever done. I laughed the entire time. GREAT JOB writers for the content and the delivery for Stephen. OMG the pillow!!!! ROFL
Why is anyone who complains about Musk still on Twitter? If only 1 in 5 of them quit Twitter now, Twitter would tank in value, influence, and popularity.
Exactly! There are good alternatives like Instagram, Reddit, etc. There's a bunch of others including some good up and comers. Also, telling folks to pay $20.00 a month is bound to cause an exodus.
These are the same people that threatened to move to Canada if Trump won in 2016. It’s a bummer they didn’t leave back then, but what’s a hypocrite (liberal) to do?
Well, he'd have had to have been to Pennsylvania to know that.. and I'm not sure he's even been there.. I'm half sure he's done all his rallies there via green screen from his old show's studio.
Stephen I did wach about 2 minutes and twenty seconds of your show and I went back to watched again and again! Right on the point Stephen! Amazing opening!
Wow, Musk falls lower and lower. A *recurring* fee for the *one-time* service of verification? The more trusted and verified accounts, the more credible the whole platform. Pushing them out will leave nothing but a dumpster fire.
Oh goddammit, Doctor Oz! The last time I was in Pennsylvania was in 2001 before the Islamic Panic made me return home, and even I STILL remember Pennsylvania does not border a friggin' coastal line!
“Just find me 6 winning numbers, gimme a break.”
*priceless* 😂
When he said "Frankly, we DID win the Powerball," I cried laughing so hard. I was not ready for that brilliant connection!
Love author Stephen King's Twitter response to Elon Musk. ☑️
It was great
Lol elon trolled him well, exposing him as the champaigne socialist he is. The fact you guys don't understand is pretty funny.
How about 8 dollars... Lol
@@ogzombieblunt4626 Pff!! WRONG!!!
His powerball rant...BRILLIANT
The lottery bit was hilarious, but I spit my tea and snort-laughed when he busted out the pillow 🤣 😂
Me, an oboe player: "Larry, get in here quick, the TV is talking about us! They're talking about us we've made it!!!"
talking about "us", yes the last two Oboe players.
I didn’t win PowerBall because it’s rigged. If I’d won PowerBall, then it’s not rigged.
I wonder how many people went out and bought tickets with Colbert's numbers after Monday's episode just to be disappointed?
@@jessetorres8738 If they had won, they’ll get less money because everyone has the same numbers.
Pretty much...
I said the same thing! It's clearly rigged since I didn't win! I demand a recount!! Then I demand a forensic audit of the machines!!
@@jessicak2811 too funny 😁 get the special lights to test for bamboo fibers!
Stephen was on absolute fire tonight! Shout out to the writers
TOTALLY!! N
Again tonight, Stephen is on the ball...his parody of the orange waste of skin was a sight to behold..thanks for the laughs...😎🇨🇦
But he did not do the voice! 😟 #dotdotdot
@@jjwubs1638 it wouldn’t have been as funny
A liberal hack, nothing more.
Elon hasn't banned the #hewhoshallbenamed hashtag from Twitter yet submit that piece of gold while you still have the chance
As an ACTUAL RESIDENT OF PENNSYLVANIA, I AM STILL LAUGHING!!!!! Steve, keep it coming.
Rather vote for a guy that will be a alive in a year
@@ogzombieblunt4626 Unlike the puppies Oz tortured?!!
The refusing to accept the results of the lottery joke was good.
It all makes sense now: Dr. Oz doesn't know that PA & NJ are two different states.
@JZ's BFF We're all hoping. People are now concerned about his stroke recovery. It's sad, they're going to Oz. He's cleared by his doctor to run but still, his gap is closing
@@jschuler53, guess being a liar and racist and also an election denier is okay with you?
Doctor Oz not knowing Pennsylvania isn't on the Atlantic Coast isn't that surprising when you remember 1) He still lists his primary residency in New Jersey, and 2) he owns more homes in Turkey then he does in Pennsylvania, which begs the question why he even bothered running for Senator from Pennsylvania in the 1st place?
Because it's an open seat and he's a TV celebrity, which is all it takes for the gop to fully embrace anyone. If Spongebob ran, I suspect he'd win with them too. I mean, look at Hershel Walker. 🙄
There's a journalist in Pennsylvania that Turkey's president wants extradited to Turkey. Oz is also a citizen of Turkey and is close friends with Turkey's president. Just a coincidence.
And voters will still pick oz, Disgusting.
I haven't been following the race, but isn't he still a citizen of Turkey? Dual citizenship is a wonderful thing, but not in a senator.
Maybe he just secretly admitted to believing in climate change and rising sea levels. But he probably just doesn't realize where Pennsylvania is.
Just gotta give props to the writers for that first powerball bit, that was very clever
Him losing the lottery and equating that to Trump's actions losing the election had me rolling on the floor
The whole monologue was fabulous but the Powerball gag had me in stitches too!😅
+
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed SO hard!!
Comedic Gold 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Do I here a bide of 2 Billion anybody lol yup he naild it
If only the trump base would watch!
I love that Stephen always gingerly gives back or sets aside the imaginary props, but the actual, real physical props he just chucks on the floor.
I know it shows a level of discipline. It really adds something.
I think he usually passes them to a stagehand who is out-of-view of the camera.
🤣
@@saraheschweiler4939 Imaginary props are passed to the imaginary stage hand.
Great observation.
I still love Joe and his family!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
They are still a happier and less deplorable family then the Trumps!
What would sway you towards 45 ? What an embarrassment
If Dr. Oz loses, he pledges to try again in a few years in New Mexico…you know, the beaches of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
@Alexandra Nakelski You’re absolutely right. 😁
A true leftard would make fun of the only logical choice. A true leftard would push all their chips to the center of the table and bet on a candidate who can't think or speak 🤣
@@nalehale415 You mean like Trump or Herschel Walker ?
The comparison of losing the Powerball, to Trump's claims, perfectly highlights the ridiculousness of all things MAGA, and yet, no one that should get that, will...
They all believe they'll win the lottery, too. 🤔
Sarcasm requires a degree of wit. Nobody in the MAGAverse has that.
Don't let big lottery fool you, the Dominion powerball machine was hacked and resulted in fraudulent winning numbers.
@@gamepapa1211 I would have to add one thing, you have wit and brains, which you average Ratpublican has neither.
@GamePapa I think conservatives in general have lost their collective sense of humor, they haven't been funny since the blue collar comedy tour.
This man is a MFN savant! A genius! He set that powerball skit up & I never saw it coming😂
Thats because you watch pop-politics
@@ogzombieblunt4626 For one it’s called satire. For two, I am referring to his skills in theatre & comedy! They are unrivaled. Idgaf about your political viewpoints. Just because you don’t like what he says doesn’t mean he isn’t top of his class.
We DID win this powerball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder how many people went out and bought tickets with Colbert's numbers after Monday's episode just to be disappointed?
And it was viciously stripped away from us. Haven't we suffered enough?
Okay, “it’s not easy being cheesy, Monterrey Jack” had me literally laughing out loud. 😂
Offense is the 'only way' we make "Progress:"
👍 The way we cut through the scary Lies is by
"Repetitiously" hitting them with truthful Facts
The Supreme Court should now be called The Extreme Court.
For enforcing equal treatment under the law?... what?
The sun smiled as if to say, "Don't worry, it'll all be over soon".
And I am here for it.
Yep.
There's a killer oboe solo at the beginning of every orchestra concert ever, though! They play that A that shines out on its own, and then all the winds come in. Then they start again with that lovely A, and all the strings join in. They play this piece so well as a professional orchestra that the conductor isn't even there yet.
That Biden impression was as good as it can get, Monterey Jack!
Joe was having the time of his life on Halloween. So nice to see.
He asked an older boy his name, and then said, ”I’m Joe.”. Never fails to make me smile.
That Joe Biden impersonation is top notch 👍👍thank you Mr Colbert.
if I wasn't already refusing to use twitter, I'd stop using it.
I'm not on it either.
I don't even know what twitter is being the fact I live in PA. Along the coast line. Seriously though I have no facebook page and do not know how you socialize on twitter. I may also be the only one in the world without a cell phone. Even Mennonite and Amish have cell phones.
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 I resisted smartphones for a couple years before I decided I could goof off much more efficiently with one. but I stick to antisocial networking as a general rule. I also use an alternative to streaming where I pay one fee and all the major studios download their content to a recorder next to my TV and I watch at my leisure.
So Elon, so much for FREE speech.
Probably the best monologue in the last year. That powerball intro 😂
Sometimes I look at my conservative friends and family and ask them, how did it ever get this bad? Of course we all know the moment it did. And they let it happen instead of standing up for actual conservative principles. Breaks my heart.
It's quite amazing how easily and quickly the human mind can be radicalized.
I wonder the same. It's crushing to have family who really want tRump's narrative as well as the other magats, to be true.
Most of my family are conservatives but they all voted for Biden in 2020 and say they plan to mostly vote democrat in 2022. They hate what Republicans have become. To put it in context, they believe that the greatest US politician and hero ever is John McCain. So u can understand why they came to hate trump and the republicans who let him destroy everything McCain fought and bled for. My family made it clear that while they still identify as conservatives and republicans they will never support or vote for anyone who still supports Trump, because trump is not a true republican. He's just a spoiled entitled televangelist type conman who just tells these ignorant uneducated backwater hicks whatever they want to hear just so he can gain more money and power. And these sheep fall for it everytime.
What moment would that be my friend 😂?
Cause as a canadian, you have looked to be on the same decline since 2001
if you see them as people instead of either side and just let them know you love them all of it will fade idolatry is undone by showing people there are higher powers that arent people or even god you dont bow to a higher power you exist alongside it people are turned when they are afraid and dont understand how to manage fear i wish you and your family only the best 💖
"Taylor Swift, seen here learning about Kanye getting kicked out of a Sketchers." Yep, that's it folks! Give Stephen's writing team an Emmy! We're done here for the night!
The only reason Greg gutter at Fox is even competitive is because the channel is ground zero for his ilk ....When someone bragged about him being the leader of late night I checked it out and , the funniest thing about him is that he somehow has a large following of people that like bad jokes !
lmao I would feel so smug if i was her. she's got all the slots in the top ten, now she can claim she's the "greatest of all time" 😎
@@murrayflewelling1258 Gutfeld's gotta be feeling good about his show's slot being "pre-emptied" to make way for more Hannity's incoherent ramblings.
Taylor WHO?
"We were getting ready to win this Emmy frankly we did win this Emmy
But somewhere around 11pm there was a massive Emmy vote dump"
Colbert's insightful comedy just gets better and better. Kudos to him and his writers for finding humor during these tragic and perilous times. Reminds us of better days.
Colbert is the reason we are in perilous times.
@@Kornknealious No, a false claim of a stolen election. A domestic terrorist attack on our country, an attempt to change the electors. Hundreds of stolen government documents. That is why we are here.
@@Kornknealious you need a safe room to deal with comedy and reality.
@@sweett2185 there is zero evidence for any of those claims.
Yes, yes, yes! He's ACTUALLY getting better!
😂😂😂😂😂nothing like being able to laugh in the midst of all crazy going on. Keeps me sane!!!!!! Thank you as always Brilliant!!
He is on fire tonight!!!!😄
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.
Agreed!
Except he's not
@@vinnythornton2930 Go try to do stand up comedy some time. I bet you will be a total failure. Drama is easy; Comedy is hard. --- ancient saying.
WORD.
@@vinnythornton2930 , jealous?
Love the powerball parody of election deniers. Comedically accurate too.
Election liars..
You’re talking about all the 2016 election deniers, and Stacy Abrams, correct?
m.ua-cam.com/video/NTRSprXoscM/v-deo.html
The irony will be missed on them, though.
Stephen forgot about the Italian satellites. Mama mia!
@Beth Buzalka did the attack and breach the U.S. Capitol?
“It’s not easy being cheesy, Monterey Jack!”
Oooowee, Mr. Colbert/Biden, that was smooth!
The opener was genius on another level. Either that or I just won the Powerball. Whoo hoo!
I love this man's "take" on politics...after a loooooong day of crazies politics!
If you like out of touch leftists.
I love how a billionaire is trying to negotiate $12 per month with Stephen King. Does he really think $20 per month is the real issue for a millionaire?
Probably yes ,millionaires are notoriously cheap
Money can't buy a billionaire brains. (Or talent. Or a personality. Or compassion.) So of course the point is going to SOAR over his big, fat head with its terrible haircuts...
Yeah, leading the company by way of public thought bubble. Remind you of anyone?
If you thought he was negotiating then you are lost, he goaded a a leftist to look like a champaigne socialist by making him complain about 20 dollars a month. Pretty funny
@@ogzombieblunt4626 if you think King's problem was with the amount of money, you're as dumb as Elon. He will not give the idiot dollar one on principle. What actually happened is that Elon floated a stupid idea, then immediately back-pedalled and reduced the price by 60% the instant there was any pushback. And apparently he doesn't know how much he is hated, because even he didn't realise he could have said "How about 8 cents" and still not won the negotiation.
Elon Musk wants users to pay for his blunder of paying too much for Twitter. 💸
Soon, that's going to be like 3 people floating the thing along. 🙄
Well I never used it anyway
If you're not paying it for it, but you are using it, you are the product
He just needs 5.5 billion people to buy it once to pay for it
Duuuh....and he's supposed to be this great businessman
stephen kills it with biden's impersonation
Well, if the GOP SCOTUS eliminates discrimination in college admissions they will start with legacy admissions so they can free up space for qualified applicants.
Oh,....if ONLY!
Community. Lagacy admissions? That sounds terrible, you mean like alumnuae offspring? Also usually there are many more qualified applicants for the good schools so they have to have another criterion. Why do you think we had the rich people college admission scandal, paying to get in ivy league universities.?
the stop the steal on powerball is both hilarious and frightening to us in the rest of the world...
how can people like Stephen and his fans even exist in that country ?!?!?... 😳
Most of us in the US are like Stephen and his fans. Unfortunately, the MAGAts are a very loud, obnoxious, and heavily armed minority.
@@davidlundquist1979 ... well, drumpf was elected so I'd have to say at least a good majority of americans are not like Stephen and his fans... with the way your mid-terms are going, it seems that "minority" holds quite a sway of power even to this day... glad to know there are a few of you there though, I wish you all well... 🙂
@@danoduncan1763 Unfortunately, not even the majority voted for Cheeto Head the first time, he lost the popular vote, but due to an archaic system we have in place called the Electoral College, which makes some state's votes worth more than others, he won anyway.
And frankly, I'm convinced that had it been anybody other than Hillary as his opponent, we would have been fine. Instead, Republicans we able to drum up a bunch of misinformation against her to get voters to vote for The Great Dumpster Fire and the Democrats just... Felt she was out of touch. And she still led by so much in all the polls that a lot of Democrats didn't bother voting (stupid).
While Piss Potato might have a few hundred thousand really vocal, violent supporters, I would certainly say that most folks don't actively like him, and even many Republicans only vote for him because their other option is a Democrat. Which I think is ridiculously selfish, racist, and out-of-touch, but try to tell them that.
@@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies I agree wholeheartily... the GOP is madness for you guys... it's horrible you only have the two choices... things aren't perfect here but anyone that tries to hold or run for office is carefully scrutinized and there is no way they hold or run for said office even if they have a minor chink in their armor... absolutely the opposite in your country... I'm gladdened to know there are americans like you that keep trying... :)
@@danoduncan1763 Yes, he was elected, because we use an anachronistic electoral college system that should have been discarded 150 years ago, and it gave him the win even though he got 3 million fewer votes than his opponent. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for him being the people's choice. Plus, the party of the sitting president almost always loses seats in the midterms, because most Americans don't actually understand how their own political system works, and they expect instant results when a new president is elected. Also not a convincing argument.
Elon really should pay Stephen King to write for Twitter as it is quickly becoming a horror story...
Oooooh good one👍
Tomorrow I am going to look for a good place to open a trade account and buy a short position .......that Twitter which increased 65 % since june.......will fall in the next few months is almost 100% certainty....)
I'm honestly surprised musk wasn't actually negotiating with the other Stephen King... Far more likely, birds of a feather and all...
As a Philadelphia native, I highly approve of all these Pennsylvania based puns.
even if he split 1 billion 95%/5%, each audience member at full capacity of 400 guests would still get $125,000
I wonder how many people went out and bought tickets with Colbert's numbers after Monday's episode just to be disappointed?
Well you don’t actually win that in one lump sum, it’s over 25 years. But you can take the option but at the current fed interest I would probably take the 45 mil a year , otherwise it would be 700 but after 35% tax your down to 470 ish . Chump change
@@jessetorres8738 I got a ticket today, and briefly considered getting his numbers.
For the next drawing a LOT of people are going to pick his numbers
Man, what I could do with that...
Stephen went in on the Big Lie tonight!!
He took me all the way out!!
@JZ's BFF
No,
I think your assessment is
right on the money
(pardon the pun😉).
Now what I'm trying to understand is
do all of these MAGA folks really believe
everything he says or are most of them
just ashamed they got dooped by a
"Confidence Man" and to proud / stubborn
to turn back now. What do you think?
Best monologue ever!😂
Stephen's Bassoon duel on The Devil went down to Georgia is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen
STOP the lotto ball count.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I laughed so much, that I'm going to rewatch it atleast 3 more times!
Kudos to the writing team damn this was good!!
Musk is the kind of guy who believes that the band should have to pay the cover fee at the club.
Or boozing them up before telling them that the drinks were not complimentary.
Such a perfect last name for a creature who stinks badly, in every aspect.
No one goes to Twitter to be entertained by blue checks. No one.
wow, you really have no clue what you are talking about, he is clearly not that guy at all.
@@JohnSmith-pn2vl I found Elon’s burner account!
That is just Mr. Colbert at his best.
I just want a 20 minute monologue, unless we can get the 10:41 6 days a week. Willing to negotiate.
Ditto Mike !👍
This has to be one of his best monologues yet. Both the PowerBall Steal, and the Biden bit, along with the PA song titles, was priceless!
Clearly, it's time to storm Florida Lottery headquarters in Tallahassee!
Stephen's Biden impression never disappoints 🤣
The way the Sun smiled just made my day! 🥰
So cute
Yeah, but his tweets are so antiterran.
Omg, the lotto bit was GOLD! ✨✨✨
The only way this news would be more awesome is if Kanye had a record out at the same time that didn't chart at all. I'ma let ya finish indeed. In all ten slots! 😄
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OMG I can't... this man is way too funny!!!!
I dropped Twitter months ago. Elon can definitely GFH!!!
Emmy winning monologue, if I've ever seen one.
Monty Python knows more about haggling in “Life Of Brian” than Elon Musk.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time. Perfect analogy 👌 💯
who's the better student -- the one who excelled in school and was given every opportunity life could imagine, or the one who excelled despite having had every adversity imaginable thrown at them?
For a hypothetical question…that’s a good one that cannot be answered objectively.
So let the bias begin….
The one who never thinks they know everything.
What would deny one to educate themselves no matter what adversity.
….. besides the fact you present only two “types” of students, it begins to show your prejudice.
@@rblover2466 As you get more specific in your advanced education, you’ll learn more and more about less and less. You have arrived when you know everything about nothing.
Stephan never fails to make me laugh a true clever comic genius !
OMG! This was one of the funniest monologues! The Powerball bit 😂🤣
This monologue is another level!!!
I don’t know what America would look like after 2024. And at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
At this rate under dumbocrat rule….a lot worse than 2022.
Correction: Stephen didn’t even pull out his calculator to work out Elon breaking even for buying Twitter.
Love Stephen King. Lives about HR north but mainers don't bother each other u go boy!
@3:10 That was a fantastic free-wheeling bit. Whoever wrote that should get a free bag of potato chips! 😄
Once again, hats off to the Late Show writers. Of course, they need Stephen's delivery, but that's why they're perfect for one another! The Power Ball parady was priceless! But labeling Oz in that ridic pic of him "corn mime" was a surprisingly good chuckle! Gotta love the minds that that kinda stuff comes from! (I know, I ended my sentence with a preposition, but the proper way just sounded too snooty!)
It's okay to speak English instead of Snoot.
Honestly, celebrities/verified people of Twitter! Boycott this. Abandon ship!
That Biden impersonation was top drawer jack
Please just let Twitter die.
Loved seeing Stephen on Charlemagne’s new show and how a real audience reacts to him 😂
This is classic!
This has to be the BEST monologue he's ever done. I laughed the entire time. GREAT JOB writers for the content and the delivery for Stephen. OMG the pillow!!!! ROFL
Laughed waaay too hard at that Oboe transcript 🤣🤣
Why is anyone who complains about Musk still on Twitter? If only 1 in 5 of them quit Twitter now, Twitter would tank in value, influence, and popularity.
Exactly! There are good alternatives like Instagram, Reddit, etc. There's a bunch of others including some good up and comers.
Also, telling folks to pay $20.00 a month is bound to cause an exodus.
These are the same people that threatened to move to Canada if Trump won in 2016.
It’s a bummer they didn’t leave back then, but what’s a hypocrite (liberal) to do?
If life was unscripted you crafted the power ball one so well!
The first couple minutes is so absolutely spot on 😂😂
Brilliant monologue!
LOVE It! Steven is always the best lol
Well, he'd have had to have been to Pennsylvania to know that.. and I'm not sure he's even been there.. I'm half sure he's done all his rallies there via green screen from his old show's studio.
Not enough love for the potato chip story. That was great!
Stephen I did wach about 2 minutes and twenty seconds of your show and I went back to watched again and again! Right on the point Stephen! Amazing opening!
I LOVE that Stephen King wrote "I'm gone like Enron"!!! That made my day, and I WILL be using that until people hate me.
THANK YOU, Mr. King!!
Can you PLEEEASEEE add the option for subtitles to these videos!? I literally can’t hear 🥴😭
Wow, Musk falls lower and lower. A *recurring* fee for the *one-time* service of verification? The more trusted and verified accounts, the more credible the whole platform. Pushing them out will leave nothing but a dumpster fire.
I put "Musk is a genius businessman" up there with "thoughts and prayers"...
Oh goddammit, Doctor Oz! The last time I was in Pennsylvania was in 2001 before the Islamic Panic made me return home, and even I STILL remember Pennsylvania does not border a friggin' coastal line!
@8:15 -ish... If that's not the Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros 3, come to devour us all, I'm a penguins uncle. 😆
Pffew! That was close...
This powerball skit was too good. Shame if Steven's ticket won and then he couldn't do it.
One of the very best of Stephen's monologs and a perfect satire of Our Mad King Donald.