Single-Handedly Taking on the Yakuza | Tales From the Bottle

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  • Опубліковано 24 вер 2024

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  • @mirvox
    @mirvox 5 років тому +5948

    If USA is an Hardcore LARP, then Brazil is the Oldest Anarchy Server.

    • @bodhimeme9982
      @bodhimeme9982 4 роки тому +107

      @@Emigdiosback i mean its possible

    • @DP-fq7iy
      @DP-fq7iy 4 роки тому +285

      FFA PvP Favelas

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 4 роки тому +174

      Middle East : im i a joke to you?

    • @antiskeii2616
      @antiskeii2616 4 роки тому +79

      De oldes enarki server in mainkreft

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 4 роки тому +113

      Bruh I lasted 189 days not hearing the oldest anarchy server

  • @myz5656
    @myz5656 5 років тому +2889

    "One Man Takes On The Yakuza"
    Have you heard about the one-man army known as Kazuma Kiryu?

    • @asr9582
      @asr9582 5 років тому +42

      ZZ Silv my exact thoughts when i saw this in my recomendations

    • @thisisnoplaceforahorse872
      @thisisnoplaceforahorse872 5 років тому +84

      Kiryu-chaaaaaaaan

    • @vinushka4879
      @vinushka4879 5 років тому +9

      Real deal Yakuza

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 5 років тому +3

      I knew there'll be this kinda comment

    • @efini_fc4276
      @efini_fc4276 5 років тому +14

      He ran an orphanage in Okinawa, right? What's the big deal?

  • @minecraftkid50978
    @minecraftkid50978 5 років тому +6305

    Florida man: tales from japan

    • @vaarelsauce
      @vaarelsauce 5 років тому +14

      Bilbio Baggones ah

    • @forsommyr4282
      @forsommyr4282 5 років тому +57

      Ah yes, my favorite season.

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 років тому +24

      Also mid 30's to 50's bald white British men are really fucking crazy

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 5 років тому +9

      LONG LIVE FLORIDA MAN!

    • @minecraftkid50978
      @minecraftkid50978 5 років тому +5

      Oh hello legion of likes. I see my quick wit and good looks has achieved global love, rad.

  • @potgnom
    @potgnom 4 роки тому +936

    He should've bought a plane from Lockheed, that would have done the job for sure.

    • @Tekape
      @Tekape 3 роки тому +45

      the irony level would be so strong there would be no way it didn't work

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 2 роки тому +36

      imagine being a yakuza member chilling at your boss's house then you look up to the skies and see a Lockheed L-1011 TriStar nosediving into the house

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes Рік тому +10

      all he had to do was threaten to buy a dc-10

  • @jedisquidward
    @jedisquidward 5 років тому +9064

    "In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!"

    • @EHiggins
      @EHiggins 5 років тому +604

      As soon as I saw the title of the video I though of this. hahahahaha

    • @ianthompson2802
      @ianthompson2802 5 років тому +118

      what's this from?

    • @jedisquidward
      @jedisquidward 5 років тому +463

      @@ianthompson2802 Real life

    • @jedisquidward
      @jedisquidward 5 років тому +363

      The Office

    • @Candy-sm5yl
      @Candy-sm5yl 5 років тому +38

      He really was the best!

  • @Anderson-ly9no
    @Anderson-ly9no 5 років тому +1811

    Kiryu isn't real, nobody can just wipe a whole group of yakuzas out.
    This dude: hold my sake

    • @pikachulikesgambling5645
      @pikachulikesgambling5645 5 років тому +58

      But he failed to kill people

    • @iliketurtles2531
      @iliketurtles2531 5 років тому +67

      The dude absolutely failed to kill anyone.

    • @ekisai
      @ekisai 4 роки тому +8

      he says he killed a man in one of the games though

    • @TheDJCatface
      @TheDJCatface 4 роки тому +3

      @Your Name during the car chase missions, he most definitely killed people

    • @Payayaso
      @Payayaso 4 роки тому +21

      @@TheDJCatface he has never killed a man

  • @bar7955
    @bar7955 5 років тому +5835

    The Yakuza game fans: Just like the simulations

    • @lowkitz
      @lowkitz 4 роки тому +136

      Kiryu never flew a plane into anyone !

    • @Payayaso
      @Payayaso 4 роки тому +125

      @@lowkitz he never killed anyone aswell

    • @lowkitz
      @lowkitz 4 роки тому +46

      @@Payayaso not even once

    • @kenpack161
      @kenpack161 4 роки тому +35

      dame dame

    • @getsaucedon9313
      @getsaucedon9313 4 роки тому +8

      Not funny didn’t laugh

  • @fujifilm5127
    @fujifilm5127 4 роки тому +149

    took on the yakuza? flew a plane? set a house on fire? this guy is kinda Like A Dragon.

  • @jaimegarcia4436
    @jaimegarcia4436 5 років тому +918

    There are Yakuza members who have turned into politicians. You should do a video on that.

    • @nihilisticmonkeydancing9806
      @nihilisticmonkeydancing9806 5 років тому +12

      In Italy, the Bunga Bunga Man is eating Spaghetti.

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 5 років тому +73

      @Please Complete All Fields Mostly becuase being a Yakuza is 100% legal. You can basically have a building with a huge neon sign saying "YAKUZA FAMILY HERE" and you just have to deal with it. There have been efforts to outlaw yakuza families (Hell, being a yakuza has already been borderline social suicide for decades), but since yakuza familes not only have politicians in their pockets, they ARE the politicians, efforts are slow.

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 роки тому +12

      He's more inclined to do a video on the US. KKK members becoming Comgressmen. All Democrats. No surprise.

    • @doomguy1167
      @doomguy1167 4 роки тому +19

      @@whyisblue923taken of course you had to bring American politics into this, swine

    • @DP-fq7iy
      @DP-fq7iy 4 роки тому

      Though it’s been done, he could do the Monster with 21 Faces.

  • @manuvirajkhare
    @manuvirajkhare 5 років тому +264

    One man vs the Yakuza?
    That sounds like the plot of every Yakuza game ever!

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 2 роки тому +8

      Because it basically a real life plot of a yakuza game

  • @lekroc
    @lekroc 5 років тому +457

    This is literally my second favourite UA-cam series now it’s so good

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +121

      Make it number one or else

    • @lekroc
      @lekroc 5 років тому +22

      Qxir My favourite is FTW by FNG so if you take him out of the equation then you’re number 1...

    • @JoshuaKimbrough
      @JoshuaKimbrough 5 років тому +4

      @@lekroc Niran is funny sometimes but he tries WAY TOO hard

    • @matiseonfusion5276
      @matiseonfusion5276 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @lekroc
      @lekroc 5 років тому +1

      water bear Why’d you ask?

  • @JulianBo188
    @JulianBo188 4 роки тому +692

    3:58 "For an ultranationalist this guy sure was involved in a lot of foreign meddling with national affairs"
    You literally described the Latin American right

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 3 роки тому +45

      and the US

    • @Web720
      @Web720 3 роки тому +29

      Most likely ultranationalist in JPN hates China/Korea more than the US.

    • @ga5682
      @ga5682 2 роки тому +5

      Well here in france we have an ex right wing presidential candidate who is now at the board of a russian gas company

    • @ns88ster
      @ns88ster 2 роки тому +3

      Because none of them are actually right wing. The real right wing died in 1945.

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 2 роки тому +10

      literally every ultranationalist movement

  • @xel_los
    @xel_los 5 років тому +4773

    Qxir: America is crazy
    Me: I mean we’re not that crazy it’s just non American bias
    Qxir: but japan probably just beat them in crazy
    Me: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! AMERICA NUMBA WAN! USA USA USA

    • @lordlurk7968
      @lordlurk7968 5 років тому +290

      I dunno man, Florida Man is always up to some crazy shit...we must access the archives and find something suitable to contend with this crazy story.

    • @Spearmint22425
      @Spearmint22425 5 років тому +81

      This was my exact reaction, till the logical side of my brain was like, dude when don't have to be the craziest, we were just making defense's why we weren't. The murica side immediately drown the logical side out with the star spangle banner, USA chants, Murica shouts, and bald eagle screeches

    • @williamhayes2479
      @williamhayes2479 5 років тому +34

      Florida could beat Japan in craziness any day

    • @lordlurk7968
      @lordlurk7968 5 років тому +10

      @@williamhayes2479 I mean...take your pick, and this is just the headline stuff.
      www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-florida-man-headings/?

    • @whimsy5623
      @whimsy5623 5 років тому +20

      USA USA USA USA USA

  • @bL4ckSalamander
    @bL4ckSalamander 3 роки тому +181

    In my mind there's a difference between "taking on the yakuza" and flying a plane into a house hoping you stomp on all the goombahs in one go dying in the process.

    • @nadersaid2215
      @nadersaid2215 Рік тому +2

      Modern problems require older solutions

  • @granthartzell5523
    @granthartzell5523 5 років тому +449

    Holy shit. Lockheed Martin’s motto is “one step ahead” too. Really interesting video man!

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +46

      :)

  • @NauticalFish
    @NauticalFish Рік тому +23

    The cartoony uncle sam rolling up his sleeves made me actually snort liquid into my nose. A+ work as always

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 Рік тому

      Haha Historical event threatening Genocide for civilians with nukes is so funny hahahahha

  • @kysier6015
    @kysier6015 5 років тому +1836

    Why do us americans always get depicted as fat people?!
    **Cries in cheeseburger**

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +266

      Because I willed it so

    • @hidden819
      @hidden819 5 років тому +81

      ***eats 2 cheeseburgers then finishes it off with 2 hardboiled eggs and 2 granola bars*** i wonder why

    • @kysier6015
      @kysier6015 5 років тому +42

      @@hidden819 No idea. Also, guessing you're on a diet?

    • @hidden819
      @hidden819 5 років тому +29

      @@kysier6015 yes 40 pounds lost gang

    • @waffelreitter7231
      @waffelreitter7231 5 років тому +6

      MMMMMMMM burger

  • @maxrudacil3476
    @maxrudacil3476 5 років тому +49

    “A bit of the old ultra nationalism”😂😂 that one almost slipped past me

  • @elderrusty541
    @elderrusty541 5 років тому +692

    Honestly, if we cut Florida off, we’d drop 50 ranks on the craziness charts

    • @interstellarsurfer
      @interstellarsurfer 5 років тому +35

      Add SoCal, the Oregon Coast, and East Texas, and we wouldn't even rank anymore. 😂

    • @asthmeresivolisk3129
      @asthmeresivolisk3129 5 років тому +25

      @@interstellarsurfer Clearly you've never been to Louisiana.

    • @interstellarsurfer
      @interstellarsurfer 5 років тому +3

      @@asthmeresivolisk3129 Perhaps not - only drove across the Atchafalaya bridge on I-10 ; I didn't get off it, and didn't have much choice in that matter. 😅

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 5 років тому +13

      Remove California and Florida, USA 2.0 baby

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 5 років тому +3

      water bear
      Maybe the entire south as well

  • @ianowens2873
    @ianowens2873 4 роки тому +51

    The way he summarized this whole story is hilarious.

  • @cartermiller853
    @cartermiller853 5 років тому +1331

    America is just one giant battle Royale.
    Moreover, I am of the opinion that Carthage should be destroyed.

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +9

      Ayyy callback woo

    • @9a912
      @9a912 5 років тому +9

      No thats the middle east

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 5 років тому +3

      Commander Appo Why did you cross the bridge...?

    • @KazimJafar
      @KazimJafar 5 років тому +6

      Yeah but players on US server then to eat angry when you start farming kills in a no-gun zone

    • @QuarantaSette47
      @QuarantaSette47 5 років тому +4

      SPQR Leetest clan to ever existed git gud barbs lolololo1!

  • @panchora99
    @panchora99 4 роки тому +23

    You just have to appreciate have simple yet complete the animation is, It shows the emotions really well.

  • @bigleague9683
    @bigleague9683 5 років тому +143

    How were you sober enough to make this

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +51

      Through the power of alcohol, all things are possible

  • @amicloud_yt
    @amicloud_yt 2 роки тому +7

    Flying the plane always takes precedent.
    Aviate, Communicate, Copulate, Navigate.

  • @charlesseabury5660
    @charlesseabury5660 5 років тому +26

    “unfuckwithable”

  • @joeljanssonhernstrom1819
    @joeljanssonhernstrom1819 3 роки тому +24

    Big respect to the last of the kamikaze. If only he had got Kodama.

  • @sonicninja3434
    @sonicninja3434 5 років тому +30

    Ever hear the one about a man building a cruise missle in Australia? For only 2500.00 bucks? And the judge let him go?

    • @tomdunphy6865
      @tomdunphy6865 5 років тому +10

      sonicninja3434 it was a New Zealand guy who did it for less than that, able to carry a 2 kilo payload. He did it as a demonstration that the regulation of possible missile parts was unrealistic. The missile is now in a location unknown to him. His youtube channel is RCModelReviews

    • @ausore9832
      @ausore9832 2 роки тому

      @@tomdunphy6865 subbed

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 8 місяців тому +1

    There’s absolutely no justice. You’d think the prime minister’s career would be over because of this scandal. But Tanaka Kakuei was ludicrously corrupt with everything. He actually brushed off the bribery scandal and said it was just how all business dealings were done and didn’t see anything wrong with it. And his constituents kept voting for him!

  • @PunishedHobo
    @PunishedHobo 5 років тому +333

    'Murica: One of the weirdest countries in existence.
    Japan: Hold my sake.
    Love your stuff Qx

    • @Vreaper92V
      @Vreaper92V 5 років тому +6

      Not sake? Tea maybe?
      Missed opportunity

    • @PunishedHobo
      @PunishedHobo 5 років тому

      Whiterun Guard Don’t worry man, fixed it :) thought the beer thing was off

    • @idolsrule4678
      @idolsrule4678 5 років тому +2

      Hold my Sapporo Ichiban

    • @KXRTT---
      @KXRTT--- 5 років тому

      @@Vreaper92V sake is like beer. Sake is the most iconic alcoholic beverage in japan

    • @thenorthstarsamurai
      @thenorthstarsamurai 4 роки тому

      Whiterun Guard fucking idiot

  • @joelellis7035
    @joelellis7035 3 роки тому +10

    Specifically, the Lockheed jet the bribery scandal was about was the F-104. While a capable interceptor, it was one of the most dangerous planes to its own pilots.

    • @gustiwidyanta5492
      @gustiwidyanta5492 2 місяці тому

      Mostly it was the Luftwaffe's fault that they JUST had to use it for groundstrike missions.
      Japan unironically has a lower casualty rate because they actually USED their planes on on their intended roles.

  • @lowsettinggamer3479
    @lowsettinggamer3479 5 років тому +96

    A wise man said:
    "But Marge that little guy hasn't done anything yet, look at him you know he's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good."
    -Homer J. Simpson
    Season 8 Episode 11
    *HIYAAAAA* Falls to the ground.

  • @thebedroomshow9010
    @thebedroomshow9010 9 місяців тому +1

    Impressive honestly. Guy made a plan that was simple enough to not be interfered with, kept quiet about his intentions, followed through until the end. If only he had know which of the rooms in the house the guy usually stayed in. Reminds me of the story about the pilot who flew into the IRS headquarters

  • @iknowisuckdickbut9539
    @iknowisuckdickbut9539 5 років тому +53

    Me: *notices that its now 1 am in where I live and that I need to sleep so that I can go to class tomorrow*
    Qxir: *uploads a video*
    Me: n e v e r m i n d

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +15

      Fuck school

    • @matthewplayspc3197
      @matthewplayspc3197 5 років тому +1

      @@Qxir I'm watching this in school rn lol

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 4 роки тому +8

    Qxir: lockheed martin is corrupt, and to this day no justice was served
    Also Qxir: why do i hear jet engine noises?

  • @ohitsstar1241
    @ohitsstar1241 5 років тому +204

    >when qxir and sam o’nella upload on the same day

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +1

      Who is sam?

    • @homelessswede9675
      @homelessswede9675 5 років тому +14

      A1pha Ch3rnovak you don’t know who SAM O’NELLA ACADEMY IS? YOU HERETIC

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +5

      @@homelessswede9675 i have a permission of ignorantum from the inquisition itself

    • @homelessswede9675
      @homelessswede9675 5 років тому +7

      A1pha Ch3rnovak very well but i advise You to check out sam’s channel it has the EMPEROR’S approval

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +5

      @@homelessswede9675 i already subscribed, and the spirit of my bolter is at ease, may the emperor be blessed

  • @ekimbazray8597
    @ekimbazray8597 4 роки тому +6

    1:00 He gave a flying fu*k

  • @dougdaniels1242
    @dougdaniels1242 5 років тому +37

    Dude, you even make the advertisement part of this video worth watching. Great work, as always.

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +4

      Cheers :)

  • @jimmyboy163
    @jimmyboy163 Рік тому +4

    I laugh quite a bit at your humor but was especially cracked up @ 4:40 with the blurred out privates!!!! Keep it coming!

  • @PieMaster2425
    @PieMaster2425 5 років тому +25

    Boogaloo? The cool kids call it hootenanny now.

  • @archdukefranzferdinand9775
    @archdukefranzferdinand9775 2 роки тому +2

    he makes it sound like dashlane is gonna install SAM turrets around my house lol

  • @samontoparvez4421
    @samontoparvez4421 5 років тому +16

    An Irishman telling us tales about the Americans and the Japanese from half way across the globe. What a time to be alive :D

  • @WaddupItsYaBoi
    @WaddupItsYaBoi 2 роки тому +3

    Your witty way of telling jokes is fantastic. Refreshing break from the western comedy I’m accustomed to (and still enjoy).

  • @rackneh
    @rackneh 5 років тому +150

    You should maybe be careful saying f*ck in the beginning, you might get demonitized

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +91

      I seem to get demonitised by default anyways so fuck it

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +4

      @@Qxir surprisingly, not in this one

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +22

      I had to request manual review

    • @rackneh
      @rackneh 5 років тому +2

      @@Qxir That's bullshit dude

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +2

      @@Qxir at least you came forth in the end, and now it has an add. yay?

  • @progshark
    @progshark 3 роки тому +2

    6:50 we see on the left the Lockheed Martin limited series Tigger fighter jet.

  • @hopoffz
    @hopoffz 5 років тому +115

    DID THAT SAY BOOGALOOO IMMINENT????????
    BOOOOG BOOOOIIIIISSSSS
    When are we getting an animation of Qxir wearing NODs and plate carriers?

    • @WowzaMemes
      @WowzaMemes 5 років тому +8

      read siege

    • @SteveIsHavingMC
      @SteveIsHavingMC 5 років тому +6

      its time for the big luau brother

    • @ryanc5027
      @ryanc5027 5 років тому +3

      @@WowzaMemes piss off natsoc

    • @cambelldouglas7185
      @cambelldouglas7185 5 років тому +3

      Hold on let me get my yeet cannon so I can trigger the fudds

    • @chrisharker3526
      @chrisharker3526 5 років тому +3

      Kit up and grab your beans bois

  • @challengeroverlord-3517
    @challengeroverlord-3517 4 роки тому +3

    So I’m not the only one who thinks America is a live combat zone. Legend has it, your can hear MW2 theme off the west coast

  • @BrunoLuzdeJesus
    @BrunoLuzdeJesus 5 років тому +90

    Dude in my opinion the "crazy MFs list" goes like this:
    1-Russians
    2-Arabians
    3-Brazilians

    • @mattshap9731
      @mattshap9731 5 років тому +28

      You’re wrong, and I can prove it with one word: Florida

    • @BrunoLuzdeJesus
      @BrunoLuzdeJesus 5 років тому +5

      @@mattshap9731 wait that shit's real? I thought it was a meme.

    • @mattshap9731
      @mattshap9731 5 років тому +7

      Most of it comes from Florida’s FoIA laws, but the state really is filled with crazies left and right

    • @pretentious_melancholic
      @pretentious_melancholic 5 років тому

      @@BrunoLuzdeJesus just search Florida man

    • @BrunoLuzdeJesus
      @BrunoLuzdeJesus 5 років тому +1

      @@pretentious_melancholic wooosh

  • @herrbear3049
    @herrbear3049 4 роки тому +7

    Qxir: * boogaloo imminent *
    Libertarians: * respect gained *

  • @rochstahr
    @rochstahr 5 років тому +27

    One man takes on the Yakuza. And his name? Kazuma Kiryu

  • @johny5861
    @johny5861 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks for putting your ad at the end 👍

  • @Rob_-dv6ei
    @Rob_-dv6ei 5 років тому +10

    I read a full book on the Yakuza before this, and this is absolutely spot on.

  • @MattNeufy
    @MattNeufy 3 роки тому +12

    “But for a short time at least we can amuse ourselves with the story of a pornstar flying a kamikaze mission into a yakuza Don’s house, over an aerospace corporation bribery scandal.”
    .......Jesus....

  • @Oliver-jz1en
    @Oliver-jz1en 5 років тому +16

    OOH BOI I've been waiting for this.
    Oh btw, I went to Belfast, didn't get firebombed despite the warnings I got from fellow irishmen so I thank you :)

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +6

      Lmao I think ur the only person I've seen to have a storyline across comments

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 3 роки тому +6

    How can you simultaneously like the samurai and the imperial Japanese government.

  • @rodrikforrester6989
    @rodrikforrester6989 5 років тому +21

    Can we note the fact that Lockheed has a kickass logo?

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 4 роки тому +4

      I love their logo. It looks like something an evil mastermind organisation would have!

    • @lordtabs
      @lordtabs 3 роки тому

      True

  • @brandonclifton2027
    @brandonclifton2027 2 роки тому +1

    As an American, I’m super proud of the opening comments!

  • @TheRockinGamer98
    @TheRockinGamer98 5 років тому +24

    typed in your channel to re-watch some videos and i find a whole new one, you've made my day 😘

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +6

      Yep, I'll do that from time to time

  • @lizard450
    @lizard450 Рік тому

    That intro is the single nicest complement I've ever heard regarding my country. Thank you.

  • @Robin-bd2ox
    @Robin-bd2ox 5 років тому +505

    Qxir: The US is qrazy
    UK: woman arrested for saying that there are 2 genders

    • @martineza5012
      @martineza5012 5 років тому +33

      Patrick has thicc thighs

    • @Robin-bd2ox
      @Robin-bd2ox 5 років тому +64

      @@martineza5012 freedom of speech protects you from the government, workplaces can still fire you for saying something, unless government owned

    • @martineza5012
      @martineza5012 5 років тому +18

      @@Robin-bd2ox squid ward has a big nose

    • @eddlake5694
      @eddlake5694 5 років тому +11

      Fake news fam

    • @scubasteve6463
      @scubasteve6463 5 років тому +46

      This is not fake news. Every youtube comment that says this has a comment like yours that gives zero logic or reason. Just words that say "naw" or "fake news". Enough to make me wonder if you all are being paid full time or someshit. It's a google away

  • @LegsOmega
    @LegsOmega 2 роки тому +2

    who's gonna protect my dashlane password tho

  • @Turmnllyrc
    @Turmnllyrc 5 років тому +20

    Qxir is good artist 💜

  • @magiccarpetmadeofsteel4564
    @magiccarpetmadeofsteel4564 2 роки тому +1

    So, quite late to the party, but relatively minor correction: it was just ***Lockheed**, not Lockheed Martin, which is, like, 3 1/2 (which were all independent in this time frame) companies now merged together.
    The different companies are:
    Lockheed (obviously)
    Martin Marietta
    McDonald Douglas (which Lockheed bought in the late 80s I think)
    The aviation division (or at least part of it?) of General Dynamics (one of the other major military-industrial complex corporations), which was basically buying their factories making the F-16.
    For the narrative of this video, it doesn’t really matter, but Lockheed at the time was far less significant a player than it is now

  • @jacekstankiewicz1594
    @jacekstankiewicz1594 5 років тому +10

    His name is literally Yasuo Main

  • @Tara_P_Rose
    @Tara_P_Rose 2 роки тому +4

    Omg that’s hilarious: “Unfuckwithable”…!!! & also how you had Italy & Germany dressed in their own garb & then US as just a big blob!!! Qxir you’re sooo funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @muhammadowaismalik3451
    @muhammadowaismalik3451 5 років тому +4

    Hella underrated.. I'm gonna be here to celebrate the 10 mil subs special

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +2

      Hellyeah

  • @revenger211
    @revenger211 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like this should've ended with "because he was not flying the highest-edge plane, the mission failed. That's why with today's sponsor Lockheed, you can ensure that crashing a plane into a building can never fail!"

  • @tiacomment
    @tiacomment 5 років тому +19

    0:44 you could put the "it's all coming together" Meme, when you said it I was expecting it to pop out. Very big delusion, 4/5 star due to the laugh feature. Will buy again

  • @marksmith8079
    @marksmith8079 11 місяців тому +1

    A classic mistake- forgetting kamikazi had their planes packed full of explosives before doing a dive bomb strike.

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers 5 років тому +43

    As an American, I can confirm...
    *We're crazy.* 🤪

    • @19822andy
      @19822andy 5 років тому +3

      No just fat lazy and stupid.

    • @brandonscott5512
      @brandonscott5512 5 років тому +1

      And thats the greatest thing about us

    • @brandonscott5512
      @brandonscott5512 5 років тому +5

      Also im not fat nor lazy just super patriotic and i love firearms

    • @cian9393
      @cian9393 5 років тому

      @@brandonscott5512 oh so youre a different stereotype

    • @Mick-oi3wy
      @Mick-oi3wy 5 років тому +8

      19822andy “fat lazy and stupid”
      got to the moon first
      created the internet and gps system
      has people literally dying to come here
      k den

  • @Whiterabbit124
    @Whiterabbit124 2 роки тому +1

    "...the officials in Italy [picture of classic italian dude], Germany and US [fat slob]"
    lost my shit

  • @magnashake
    @magnashake 4 роки тому +3

    For some reason, the squeaking car sound scared the life out of me.

  • @SM-xy6py
    @SM-xy6py 4 роки тому +1

    Ahhh f*ck!n creased man 😂 4am here and you just got a subscribe for that. Not so much for the story but for the way you told it, the illustrations and well. Ireland. Sup cousin.

  • @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
    @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 5 років тому +5

    Sir you earned my sub

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  5 років тому +3

      :)

  • @NerdilyDone
    @NerdilyDone 3 роки тому +1

    Nationalists are not people who hate foreigners. Nationalists are people who like their own country. Hating others is not required.

  • @DP-fq7iy
    @DP-fq7iy 4 роки тому +6

    I can appreciate a man who keeps to his principals. Especially when it’s an all-against-one scenarios, he knew his goal and circumstances. Japan had a interesting history post-war and culture clash and it’s effects are still easily visible today.
    The scandals with LM are also still “in effect” today. Easily the second most likely reason, besides their innovation, that they have saturated the market so widely today.
    His mentor seems like an interesting bloke as well, the subsequent “project paperclip” types the CIA recruited post war are always generally fascinating.

  • @gijbuis
    @gijbuis Рік тому

    Your drawing of an official being bribed by Lockheed Martin is a pretty good resemblance of the queen's consort, Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands. He was famous for flying planes, driving fast cars, fathering iillegitimate children and taking bribes. He was also accused by the Dutch government of accepting bribes from Lockheed, but other than not being allowed to wear his military uniform on public occasions the whole case was swept under the carpet.

  • @chronosmagia
    @chronosmagia 5 років тому +5

    This is a documentary/tv series on Netflix called “the naked director” I would highly recommend watching it !!

  • @mauricedavis8261
    @mauricedavis8261 3 роки тому +1

    Qxir, you hit the nail on the head about crazy violence in America!!!🙏😪

  • @cocaroto9650
    @cocaroto9650 5 років тому +2

    to take it to the twilight zone, I am sure I have read somewhere that Yoshio Kodama respected Maeno after that for the boldness of the attack.

  • @rocknbagel8662
    @rocknbagel8662 Рік тому

    As an American citizen born and raised (and not unknowledgable as the coming question could lead you to believe) but I truly have never heard of Lockheed Martin. I have never heard the name and assumed it was a UK thing.

  • @aurabindaghosh4559
    @aurabindaghosh4559 5 років тому +4

    Your animation is so damn perfect❤️❤️

  • @Jonathan_Doe_
    @Jonathan_Doe_ 2 роки тому

    To be fair, Kodama did them a favour encouraging them not to buy DC9’s or 10’s. Their ‘Death Cruiser’ reputation wasn’t unwarranted.

  • @patrickkennedy3260
    @patrickkennedy3260 5 років тому +5

    Who else has had youtube algaritgim taking them here a week late

  • @kn2549
    @kn2549 Рік тому +1

    1:20 Ironically, the US actually funded many right wing nationalists and the Yakuza to help combat left wing groups in post war Japan. Prominent figures like Yoshio Kodama, a Yakuza, and Ryoichi Sasakawa, right winger, played a key role in the underground as a “fixer” to negotiate business deals with the US.

  • @justanothersandwich9307
    @justanothersandwich9307 3 роки тому +5

    0:17 this part aged very well

  • @christelostrom2472
    @christelostrom2472 Рік тому

    Ur channel is my absolute FAVORITE! I love ur sketches and the humor game is strong!

  • @--8251
    @--8251 4 роки тому +5

    Why the clickbait? I understand that what you tried to convey is single-handedly picking a fight with the yakuza, and although I understand that it takes balls to even attempt that, this guy didn't do anything, just got himself killed in the process without putting a smallest dent in the yakuza. Frankly I think there are many better stories. The fact that you spend roughly only about quarter of the video talking about the alleged main character doesn't help in selling it either.

  • @ernestweaver1153
    @ernestweaver1153 4 роки тому

    You're narration rules! No one else even comes close. An average American.

  • @thelastthingyouneversaw7376
    @thelastthingyouneversaw7376 5 років тому +8

    "the unfortunate chance of being born in this area of the world"

  • @califaern3sto
    @califaern3sto 3 роки тому +1

    You drew a fat armed US man, sooooo on point lol

  • @riptwan
    @riptwan 5 років тому +20

    Begorrah, I'm early as feck!

  • @apexalaska
    @apexalaska 3 роки тому +1

    The words "conservative" and "extremist" should never be used to describe the same person.

  • @0zetazetazeta0
    @0zetazetazeta0 5 років тому +7

    Go to Mexico or any other part of Latin America buddy

    • @wilsonso5784
      @wilsonso5784 5 років тому +2

      "Wife of cartel member finds out his husband was kidnapped, so she goes out to kidnap his kidnapper's mother instead."
      It is.

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 3 роки тому +1

    these stories are nice to listen to when you need a short one.

  • @yookalaylee2289
    @yookalaylee2289 4 роки тому +5

    The Entire Planet That Obsessed and Absolutely Inundated By American Culture: "America is so bad guysss.... like wtf."

    • @yookalaylee2289
      @yookalaylee2289 4 роки тому

      @bahahahah gahahh Yeah I must’ve completely made up in my mind that the rest of the world flocked to and followed the American example over the last 150 years.

  • @Sierra-208
    @Sierra-208 4 роки тому +1

    *Stares at an airfield full of F-35's for no apparent reason*

  • @Excal500
    @Excal500 2 роки тому +7

    It’s hilarious to me that a MIC company like Lockheed resorted to bribes to be successful. Their tech has consistently been some of the best anywhere.

  • @gijbuis
    @gijbuis 2 роки тому +1

    Haven't watched this video. Normally when there is a long ad preceding a youtube video I just click away. This time I was curious to see how long I would have to wait as I usually enjoy watching your Qxir videos. It took far too long - so click away!

  • @pandahsykes602
    @pandahsykes602 4 роки тому +3

    You know why there’s so much craziness in America , and always has been ? Everyone loves to come here , because it’s the greatest nation in the world !