Soldier OD's on Meth, Has Crazy Adventure | Tales From the Bottle

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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  4 роки тому +671

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  • @grroppen2140
    @grroppen2140 3 роки тому +5716

    imaging his unit just looking around to realize "fuck aimo's gone"

    • @K1ng0fAthens
      @K1ng0fAthens 3 роки тому +333

      There’s always the one kid that ruins the acid trip he was that kid

    • @stevewhite7084
      @stevewhite7084 3 роки тому +169

      Then when they found him finally the first words anyone uttered, "fuck Aimo's gone"

    • @TacoTalo
      @TacoTalo 3 роки тому +70

      And with their accent, everyone thinks they are stupid because they here “fuck, ammo’s gone”

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 3 роки тому +124

      "Shit, we gave him all the drugs"

    • @dustyfox8532
      @dustyfox8532 3 роки тому +49

      Which is pretty much par for the course if you've taken enough meth to make a horse break the sound barrier.

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 3 роки тому +5822

    This entire story sounds like something straight out of an early access steam survival game.

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 3 роки тому +123

      I read this after just watching a survival game speedrun, and honestly that's pretty damn accurate!

    • @xwillex
      @xwillex 3 роки тому +72

      I'm currently playing the long dark and the melted snow in a tin can hit me hard

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 3 роки тому +67

      Maybe there should be a meth themed survival game.

    • @nameless.greyceo
      @nameless.greyceo 3 роки тому +13

      I'd love to play this game.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 3 роки тому +58

      @@nameless.greyceo `You have to survive in the cold wildreness, fight the soviets, fight the dragons, fight god himself with your bare hands, and win a frozen bird. Frozen bird tastes best with a side of meth.

  • @missvida6251
    @missvida6251 3 роки тому +4175

    Lmaooo the fire scene. He moves everytime the fire spreads. I'm surprised Aimo survived his ordeal. Glad he did because this was one hell of a story

    • @upalse
      @upalse 3 роки тому +150

      "That's fine" moment.

    • @humanityneedstowakeup.5220
      @humanityneedstowakeup.5220 3 роки тому +211

      So basically he went to war, Got fucked up on meth, Went on a crazy ski adventure, got blown up and survives. Kind of jealous.

    • @bob7975
      @bob7975 3 роки тому +26

      It was so warm and cozy!

    • @joshuabouman753
      @joshuabouman753 3 роки тому +85

      Imagine all the crazy stories we'll never know due to the people who went on wild rides on this but didn't make it

    • @raeofsunshineyt
      @raeofsunshineyt 3 роки тому +33

      According to some sources he lived to have 9 KIDS AFTERWARDS as well

  • @TheHowlingEye
    @TheHowlingEye 3 роки тому +2611

    Imagine you're a soviet regular, already having heard the black legend of the elite Finnish "ghost" soldiers. Encamped in the middle of the forest, you stand restless on your post. Suddenly, you hear a cry in the distance and feel the wind on your face. You turn around and then you see it. An unholy demon speeding towards you, dressed in sooted rags, his eyes big like dinner plates, laughing like a maniac. You draw your rifle, but it is too late. By sheer luck he misses you by an inch. Your squadmates initiate pursuit, but he is simply too fast for mortal men. He is not concerned neither by bullets flying his way or the limits of the human condition that the pursuing party must consider. He is gone, the only thing left is the diabolic laughter in the air. He will be back.

  • @NameName-id6cr
    @NameName-id6cr 3 роки тому +3381

    I need to make a few corrections to this video. I'm from Finland. He didn't eat all of the pills at once. He swallowed a bunch of them because they were chased by the Russians and they were in hurry. It's not said how many he ate at first, but obviously more than he should have, lol. He also ate the pills later on. It's mentioned that when he had passed the Russian camp and Russians were chasing him again, he at that point also ate those pills to be able to get rid of the chasers. He was part of the Finnish special forces, a commando. They were basically Finlands most elite soldiers who did the most demanding tasks. Maybe that's why he was capable to ski like a madman and maybe those pills had some part as well ;) hahaha. These things happened in March 1944 in between Kantalahti and Salla.The temperatures were in between -15 to -30 Celcius.

    • @nicolasnod7359
      @nicolasnod7359 3 роки тому +225

      A few notes to keep in mind, about him being the Finland version of a green beret, a special forces soldier of an army that with around 15.000 soldiers held off the soviet advance of 450.000 for over a year, (until they declared the soviets winners but with a lot more breathing room than initially demanded by the soviets, as they had a puppet leader in finland).
      So you can imagine how freaking good a special forces soldier from such an army is, keeping in mind that the skills they handled best were survival and recconoisance.
      An absolute mad lad.

    • @bobzeepl
      @bobzeepl 3 роки тому +23

      Nice, I have been not far from there :) Love the story

    • @bz3086
      @bz3086 3 роки тому +22

      Name,
      Its okay. The. Nazi haters are well known for altering history 😂

    • @bubblelf4341
      @bubblelf4341 3 роки тому +115

      @@bz3086 what

    • @tamasmayer1167
      @tamasmayer1167 3 роки тому +145

      @@bz3086 ur saying nazi haters like it’s a bad thing

  • @Puistokemisti
    @Puistokemisti 3 роки тому +4056

    There was a surgeon called Rikhard Sotamaa, who in 1944 during the battle of Tali-Ihantala conducted surgical operations on wounded soldiers for 9 days straight without proper sleep, due to him being the only available surgeon nearby. The only thing keeping him going were these very same meth tablets and cigarettes

    • @corvidKinq
      @corvidKinq 3 роки тому +320

      god damn, props to the surgeon. I hope everyone turned out fine in the end

    • @Puistokemisti
      @Puistokemisti 3 роки тому +275

      @@corvidKinq As fine as you could be after a 9 day meth binge

    • @braym2391
      @braym2391 3 роки тому +86

      I’m curious how he didn’t just collapse

    • @Puistokemisti
      @Puistokemisti 3 роки тому +394

      @@braym2391 Meth is a hell of a drug

    • @braym2391
      @braym2391 3 роки тому +53

      @@Puistokemisti as it seems

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 3 роки тому +6565

    Impressed by his ability to ALWAYS make a fire...no matter how fucked up the situation !! lmao

    • @edgarpereira4982
      @edgarpereira4982 3 роки тому +235

      yea, was thinking the same 😂

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 3 роки тому +673

      Since Finland is perpetually snow covered I guess he would have to have quite the knowledge of fire building.

    • @blacksheepsociety244
      @blacksheepsociety244 3 роки тому +13

      Lmaoo true

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 3 роки тому +119

      Ask any Finn to make fire.

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion 3 роки тому +180

      The ability to evade the Russians is also impressive when you consider they could just follow his tracks

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc Рік тому +387

    "He wakes up; he has just punched a tree"
    might be the greatest sentence ever uttered.

  • @joebush1663
    @joebush1663 4 роки тому +6822

    Simo - world's greatest sniper. Aimo - world's greatest tweaker.

    • @jayhawkins4945
      @jayhawkins4945 4 роки тому +276

      Just think, if they counted all of the Shadow people he killed!!! LMAAAAAAAAAAO!😂😂😂

    • @alaskaaksala123
      @alaskaaksala123 4 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @drugsokay4286
      @drugsokay4286 4 роки тому +136

      @@jayhawkins4945 as a former tweaker this joke gets a 10/10 from me

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 3 роки тому +41

      @@kennydoggins1712 stay strong man!everyday is a gift you have to give to youreself!

    • @carlmanvers5009
      @carlmanvers5009 3 роки тому +25

      They don't do things by halves in the Finnish Army.

  • @twocubez7848
    @twocubez7848 11 місяців тому +323

    My favorite part of Aimo’s story (that sadly didn’t make it into the video) was that decades later, a local newspaper ran a contest to see which former Soldiers could send in the most outrageous wartime stories. Aimo placed second.
    SECOND PLACE.

    • @defaultxr
      @defaultxr 10 місяців тому +57

      Makes me wonder what the first place story was.

    • @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132
      @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132 9 місяців тому +39

      First place must have been kidnapped by an alien or something

    • @Tsaumeadeli
      @Tsaumeadeli 9 місяців тому +9

      Or survived getting shot repeatedly. On DDay

    • @LeeirahBrashka
      @LeeirahBrashka 8 місяців тому +81

      @@defaultxr It's the story of a Finnish sniper named Simo Häyhä, or the white death, that killed over thousands by himself and took a bullet to the face. The Russian thought the meth guy was a ghost of the white death, therefore Aimo trolling Russians troops without knowing. 😂

    • @Joni_Tarvainen
      @Joni_Tarvainen 2 місяці тому +5

      @@LeeirahBrashka I don't know where you got that number. He did kill over 500 though.

  • @drummerdoingstuff5020
    @drummerdoingstuff5020 4 роки тому +4235

    He wasn't Finnish, he was just getting started...

    • @scottcgmack5870
      @scottcgmack5870 4 роки тому +158

      He wasn’t “Finnish” but he was “Russian”. Come on peoples. I had to go there.

    • @ClassicGuy2004
      @ClassicGuy2004 4 роки тому +9

      Ha!

    • @friedrichgerster1583
      @friedrichgerster1583 4 роки тому +3

      That sounds like the early days of my life..except that i came to drigs because i never was able ro fit in...and people with some kind of mental illness,even if its autistic behaviors,than u outmatched and never tells anyone u something or lies to u ,just for getting ahead...its like u know thats something going on and u know because of not making the right assosiation,u will die at the end..because all get pissed off,

    • @normanstrongbow9335
      @normanstrongbow9335 4 роки тому +12

      That's very Punny!!

    • @SteveSolkela
      @SteveSolkela 4 роки тому +4

      Mukava 👍🏼

  • @NateCraven318
    @NateCraven318 Рік тому +372

    This man tweaked in the Finnish wilderness for two straight weeks, trolled the Soviets and himself, and somehow came back alive. Hats off to Aimo, really.

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa 11 місяців тому +27

      Not only alive but in decent health after additionally getting maimed by two bombs in a row. Finns are made of something else.

  • @agitosblades
    @agitosblades 4 роки тому +2634

    i literally can’t stop laughing about “his need for speed turns into, a need for speed”

    • @flewprettygood8911
      @flewprettygood8911 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah that’s may favorite part of the whole video lol great stuff

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 4 роки тому +7

      So weird, i read your comment and wanted to find it in the video and swiped to THE EXACT place it’s said in the video (and to be clear, I hadn’t watched the video).

    • @flewprettygood8911
      @flewprettygood8911 3 роки тому

      @Froddobaggins WasmyMilkman wtf? Lol

    • @budkawa5836
      @budkawa5836 3 роки тому +1

      @@The_ZeroLine do you remember right about where you clicked?

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 3 роки тому +1

      @@budkawa5836 2:39 is where he says that in the video

  • @hugar3499
    @hugar3499 3 роки тому +815

    A friend of mine actually did a documentary in our school about this tale, with a fireside chat type vibe to it. Watching him explain the story and then have our video production class listen to it while our teacher was shocked was hilarious lol

    • @stevewhite7084
      @stevewhite7084 3 роки тому +60

      Please, please, please where can I get a copy of that. I think your friend should distribute it. This is a tale that needs to be told and passed on. Seriously if you can I would love to get one.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 3 роки тому +1

      π (3.14) 👍

    • @nomorecomply4044
      @nomorecomply4044 2 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah facts. Imma do that except I actually snort dope. Aye man dope ain’t terrible if you aren’t an idiot. 99% of people are idiots to drugs, but I got the good genes.

  • @Saltiren
    @Saltiren 4 роки тому +863

    Just wanna point out how good Aimo is at making fires. I wanna be Aimo in a survival situation.

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 4 роки тому +72

      High on meth?

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 4 роки тому +121

      Too good at making fires, not so good at keeping track of his equipment - nor at finding pine buds for tea

    • @PotVon
      @PotVon 4 роки тому +56

      As person who isn't so fond of outdoors, but live in Finland. I can make a fire with knife, wood, and flint & steel. So it comes with living in Finland that you have some sort of survival skills.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 4 роки тому +19

      @@PotVon well it's not too difficult if you have flint... That's not much more difficult than starting a fire with a lighter

    • @punbug4721
      @punbug4721 4 роки тому +26

      Those who spend time with Aimo tend to disappear on a fairly regular basis. Not recommended.

  • @alexboutlas3716
    @alexboutlas3716 2 роки тому +270

    I can understand how terrifying and confusing this whole ordeal was for him to experience, and i do empathise with him. But god damn i cant stop laughing at the part where he skied straight through their camp.

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 2 роки тому +10

      I was laughing at the most of the video, have to share with my friends.

    • @robertlee4809
      @robertlee4809 2 роки тому +6

      It was in no way a terrifying ordeal...meth makes you feel fking invincible and not afraid of anything...ask me how I know

    • @yourneighbor2567
      @yourneighbor2567 2 роки тому

      ​@@robertlee4809 bullshit! Ask me how I know?

    • @indigocheetah4172
      @indigocheetah4172 Рік тому +8

      I loved the scream as he shot past the Russian soldiers .

  • @gauzy692
    @gauzy692 4 роки тому +8902

    Everybody gangsta until your imaginary friend steals your gun

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 4 роки тому +89

      my question, is where did he lose his gun?

    • @trixter7219
      @trixter7219 4 роки тому +350

      @@Superbug-tf8zy 400 kilometers is a long way to go, it'd be easy to lose it while tripping on meth in the blinding snow.

    • @SebastianHaban
      @SebastianHaban 4 роки тому +242

      Superbug 3003 There is now probably a wolverine with a gun in the russian outback near the finish border ;)

    • @Yadobler
      @Yadobler 4 роки тому +64

      @Mycel could be a crazy Koivunen who took Koivunen's gun and Koivunen mistook Koivunen for a Koivunen
      honestly with meth in the equation, its probable

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 4 роки тому +19

      @@trixter7219 The Suomi is also pretty heavy, so if you have no ammo for it its a big burden to carry that thing around.

  • @oiva4565
    @oiva4565 3 роки тому +1678

    I just love him just skiing through a Russian camp. They must have been like. "Who the hell is that"

    • @mariakelly1059
      @mariakelly1059 3 роки тому +94

      Aimo (doing his Obi-wan Kenobi impression as he's zooming through the Russian camp): "I'm not the Finnish soldier you're looking for!"

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 3 роки тому +38

      @@mariakelly1059 Hello there...(Skis past them like a tweaked out Finnish skier)

    • @bombboy3427
      @bombboy3427 3 роки тому +29

      @@mariakelly1059 No no no it would be
      "... -ot the FinniSH SOLDIER YOu're looking -....!!!"

    • @eastdakota6954
      @eastdakota6954 3 роки тому +27

      has very similar vibes to that one vine with the guy dressed as a giraffe
      "say Colorado!"
      "IM A GIRAFFE" *NYRM*

    • @Rad_Akali
      @Rad_Akali 3 роки тому +10

      WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @voreqejackson1238
    @voreqejackson1238 3 роки тому +1079

    the fact that he got hit with a mine and a rigged bomb in the space of a minute had me dying with laughter

    • @saltwatertaffybag
      @saltwatertaffybag 3 роки тому +27

      Don't forget, his trousers had the arse torn out. This was the end of his journey.

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld 2 роки тому +38

      Yeah after walking 248 miles too X'O

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 2 роки тому

      And in typical meth head fashion is just fine

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor 2 роки тому +17

      @@Derek_Wyld skiing tho

    • @Undaglibenglaubengloben
      @Undaglibenglaubengloben 2 роки тому

      Don’t forget the ass out

  • @ThatZebruhGuy
    @ThatZebruhGuy 2 роки тому +37

    I am dying!! The battle yell as he skis through the encampment, he punches a damn tree, and no more tea?!?! Holy Jesus. Why did I wait so long to watch this episode.

  • @Transformwithpuvi
    @Transformwithpuvi 4 роки тому +2861

    they should make this into a movie, that was quite an adventure lmao

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 4 роки тому +185

      Only if we can get a Method Actor for the main role...

    • @MikeLitoris66
      @MikeLitoris66 4 роки тому +58

      I can imagine this being a short black comedy movie

    • @danielfridolfsson8731
      @danielfridolfsson8731 4 роки тому +85

      @@RogueBoyScout Charlie Sheen

    • @Motorsheep
      @Motorsheep 3 роки тому +77

      @@RogueBoyScout I think you misspelled "methhead actor" there. Or wait. Method! I get it. The crystal method, of course.

    • @h.l9635
      @h.l9635 3 роки тому +43

      That parts like made for Johny Depp.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 4 роки тому +4259

    lets be clear. the thumbnail drew us here to great effect.

    • @explonoise9930
      @explonoise9930 4 роки тому +66

      LMAO it's the guy from bounce by the ounce

    • @andrewtrueblood2748
      @andrewtrueblood2748 4 роки тому +15

      Im to late. Its so damn goofy

    • @LeoCOYS
      @LeoCOYS 4 роки тому +7

      That's punny

    • @geeniel4462
      @geeniel4462 4 роки тому +6

      Crystal 😉

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 4 роки тому +14

      Qxir is our boy, been with him for awhile, but that thumbnail is definitely more striking than his usual ones. Gotta grow the community.

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 4 роки тому +1771

    “His need for speed was replaced with a need for _speed.”_
    goddamnit I love this channel

    • @vplayz7371
      @vplayz7371 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

    • @brendonutjita
      @brendonutjita 4 роки тому +1

      I creased so hard at that bit😂😭

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 4 роки тому +11

      Dude went 400km, that's a lot of speed on speed.

    • @H.A.L9000
      @H.A.L9000 4 роки тому +2

      CMON ONE MORE LIKE FOR TRIPPLE 6 ON TOP OF TRIPPLE 7 COMMENT!!!!

    • @haltestelle793
      @haltestelle793 4 роки тому +2

      Y DOES NO ONE PUT TIME STAMPS WHEN QUOTING?!?!
      2:40

  • @Gatherway
    @Gatherway 3 роки тому +107

    So in summary Aimo:
    - Traveled 400km in the snow
    - Was forced to LEEROY JENKINS his way through a Russian camp
    - Got blown up twice
    - Laid out in the elements with his clothes torn in half for several days
    All the while tripping balls.
    And he somehow managed to survive
    If you ever needed proof for the existence of superman, there you go.

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 3 роки тому +3350

    “Aimo had been entrusted with a unit’s supply of pervatin.” Yeah maybe just give a few pills to each soldier

    • @zerothekitten5283
      @zerothekitten5283 3 роки тому +303

      Im pretty sure they dont do that because they dont want the soldiers taking them unless absolutely necessary. So entrusting one guy to them means there is a lower chance they will be taken since they will have to ask him for some.

    • @rash15
      @rash15 3 роки тому +137

      @@zerothekitten5283 leave me with the units supply ... and i will take all of em.. n get high for the entire unit lol

    • @JuanLopez-ss3mz
      @JuanLopez-ss3mz 3 роки тому +205

      “Yo these pills ain’t shi-“
      *Singlehandedly goes COD mode and ends the war*

    • @absoliutenuds
      @absoliutenuds 3 роки тому +15

      Aimo was the group's meth head

    • @drkhven1614
      @drkhven1614 3 роки тому +57

      @@JuanLopez-ss3mz amino- "ayo guys, these pills ain't shi-"
      4 weeks later: proceeds to explain his mad asf meth trip

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 4 роки тому +1126

    the part where he just slightly moved away from the fire repeatedly is fucking hilarious

  • @tankdempcy1
    @tankdempcy1 4 роки тому +934

    It allways makes my day when theres a new tales in a bottle

  • @MyBoomStick1
    @MyBoomStick1 2 роки тому +84

    The part where he just skies right through screaming made me lose it😂😂😂

  • @staropramen478
    @staropramen478 3 роки тому +460

    The most shocking thing about all this, is that he managed to live to the age of 71. I can only imagine how many times he has told this story to people who didn't believe him.

    • @current9300
      @current9300 Рік тому +9

      Late comment, but he actually didn't tell the story much according to his friends and family because he wasn't sure how much of what he remembered was even real. His complete account comes mostly from a article he finally wrote for a Finnish magazine's war story competition.
      His story won the SECOND prize.

    • @emperor1e
      @emperor1e 9 місяців тому

      @@current9300…. Wh…who won first?

    • @matenorth
      @matenorth Місяць тому

      ​@@current9300Who the heck won the first prize if not him?

  • @Zestence
    @Zestence 3 роки тому +622

    Pervitin (and other meth products) were not just given to soldiers. You could actually buy it from your local pharmacy, even after the war. It was not declared an illegal drug until 1968 in Finland. There are stories of old people asking for amphetamine in pharmacies all the way up until the 80s or so because they remembered how you could work all day and all night with it.

    • @missvida6251
      @missvida6251 3 роки тому +9

      That's amazing. I looked up pervitin and they still produce it under the name Desoxyn. It's pure methamphetamine...Pure! Lmaooo. Boy they were getting a clean high! I don't even do meth but I do take amphetamines for ADHD.

    • @opmdevil
      @opmdevil 2 роки тому +33

      Pervitin staid in the pharmacy for a long time but its content was changed many times. If I recall it right, the last years it was available, there was no drugs in it, mostly cofeine.

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 2 роки тому +52

      Honestly, if they're 80+, and former soldiers, they've earned the right to go out high as a kite.

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 2 роки тому +11

      Caffeine is only technically a stimulant. It has no Stimulating effects on me. It does help medicines work though for headaches

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 2 роки тому +5

      He said it was "Methamphetamine", which, in the US is generic for Adderall. Methamphetamine is not meth, the street drug.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 роки тому +2577

    Aimo: "God i'm tired."
    Mysterious Sleep Deprived Inner Voice: "You've got pills."
    Aimo: **takes fuckload of them**
    Mysterious Voice: "um" **nervous sweating** "dude..."
    Aimo: *"L E T S F U C K I N G G O!!!!"*

  • @eyetrollin710
    @eyetrollin710 10 місяців тому +6

    This is by far my favorite video on UA-cam I have watched it so many times every time I meet someone new I have to play this for them anytime anyone is discussing any War I have to play this for them and I never ever get bored

  • @charliezelenowski2701
    @charliezelenowski2701 4 роки тому +1909

    Of course he's Finnish... If anyone is going to get lost in the freezing cold while tripping balls and survive it's gonna be a Finnish guy.

    • @silkyjohnson4519
      @silkyjohnson4519 4 роки тому +42

      Meth doesn't normally make you trip balls. It will if you stay up for weeks

    • @chaseteter
      @chaseteter 4 роки тому +65

      Silky Johnson and staying up for weeks would probably feel like tripping balls.....

    • @jimtomson5362
      @jimtomson5362 4 роки тому +23

      or a Canadian

    • @cuburac
      @cuburac 4 роки тому +5

      😂👍

    • @TheJege12
      @TheJege12 4 роки тому +7

      Fuck yeah it's gonna be us :D

  • @lizc6393
    @lizc6393 3 роки тому +366

    "No more tea for Aimo" in an Irish brogue sounds straight from a quintessential, sweet lil' night time story.

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 2 роки тому +10

      No tea for aimo cry 😢 😪 mom read me a different bedtime story

  • @serioussamosa3780
    @serioussamosa3780 4 роки тому +464

    "His need for speed was replaced with a need for speed"
    This sentence is too perfect

  • @ryanatkinson2978
    @ryanatkinson2978 3 роки тому +23

    This is made even more hilarious to me, because I've experienced something like this.... for a few hours... in a warm, safe house... not in a war zone... lmao I would have died
    Good on Aimo for making it! That's one hell of a survival story

  • @thagodwecreate5179
    @thagodwecreate5179 4 роки тому +2938

    "War, On Drugs"

  • @harryhlloyd
    @harryhlloyd 3 роки тому +1128

    Does anyone else think this would make an incredible movie.

    • @johnt.70
      @johnt.70 3 роки тому +24

      God yes

    • @drkhven1614
      @drkhven1614 3 роки тому +93

      Omfg, the blackouts and the hallucinations would be funny asf, and the ability to always make a fire wherever the fuck he is 🤣🤣

    • @moonbug7252
      @moonbug7252 3 роки тому +30

      5:00 is like something out of a wes Anderson movie

    • @Daniel-rs4ll
      @Daniel-rs4ll 3 роки тому +15

      Hit Seth Rogen up with a mail im sure he'll consider the role as Aimo the Tweaker. :P

    • @ryanstorm3773
      @ryanstorm3773 3 роки тому +4

      why is it not though

  • @nevinperkin6118
    @nevinperkin6118 3 роки тому +318

    fucking hilarious. As someone who has recovered from a meth addiction, this is a really accurate depiction of the overuse of meth. When its that bad, you cant just seem to anything right or catch a break. Don't do meth kids.

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 3 роки тому +10

      do you also happen to be a finnish

    • @yourneighbor2567
      @yourneighbor2567 2 роки тому +5

      I don't know if it's just an American thing or what but I've seen and heard about people doing the most evil sht after being up for days on meth. That stuff is the devil.

    • @robw5096
      @robw5096 2 роки тому

      Nah bro if you have a good heart and focused mind you would be good there are demons though

  • @CharlesVanNoland
    @CharlesVanNoland 3 роки тому +69

    His mind was permanently altered for the rest of his life, no doubt. He probably bounced back after a few years but something about that kind of experience will never leave you. Once those kinds of doors are opened they never fully close.

    • @Joseph-C
      @Joseph-C Рік тому +16

      You can't really go through the military and become reprogrammed to kill people and expect to come home with the same sort of mindset at the end of it... I can't imagine having PTSD is any better than what this guy came home with.

    • @taiyoqun
      @taiyoqun Рік тому

      ​@@Joseph-C to be fair he probably went home with both

    • @clamcrewcarclub6017
      @clamcrewcarclub6017 Рік тому +4

      I think after that grenade trap aimo is very careful about opening doors

  • @O0923-p5b
    @O0923-p5b 4 роки тому +1229

    This story was extremely interesting, your story telling ability only seems to have made it better

    • @Borel-nv5bq
      @Borel-nv5bq 4 роки тому +25

      The accent when he says "he's fooked" really puts the cherry on top

    • @MattNeufy
      @MattNeufy 4 роки тому +3

      Borel 2016 and the meth was the chocolate icing!

    • @BillehBobJoe
      @BillehBobJoe 4 роки тому +6

      i mean it'd be kinda dry without qxir. read the wikipedia article for a sense how this is much better

    • @eatingsteakisfun
      @eatingsteakisfun 4 роки тому +2

      #Fooked.

    • @Lovedrug69710
      @Lovedrug69710 4 роки тому +3

      I subbed because I believe you

  • @chronic2001n
    @chronic2001n 3 роки тому +222

    Him just skiing through the Russian camp is fucking hilarious. I can only imagine what those Russians were thinking as they see a Finnish guy just skiing by.

  • @fallinginthed33p
    @fallinginthed33p 4 роки тому +189

    Escapes pursuing Russians, gets blown up twice, spends weeks out of his mind on meth, eats a bird raw and gets rescued after two weeks. This guy was a real life Machete.

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 2 роки тому +8

    Trust Me , This story is so close to accurate it is scary for those of us who have been there!
    Well Done and Thank you.

    • @robertlee4809
      @robertlee4809 2 роки тому

      Most will never know..but we do🤣🤣🤣

  • @shiznit9142
    @shiznit9142 4 роки тому +405

    "I'm gonna take these pills and handle my shit!" -soldier about to lose his shit

    • @letzte_maahsname
      @letzte_maahsname 4 роки тому +8

      Replace "soldier" with "modern human".

    • @ChineseGodfather
      @ChineseGodfather 4 роки тому +6

      @@letzte_maahsname Nah cuz that has nothing to do with the story

  • @cortholiopezorama8879
    @cortholiopezorama8879 4 роки тому +1529

    “I’ve been entrusted with the units meth supply.” *popeye music starts playing*

  • @hugokillian-dawson591
    @hugokillian-dawson591 4 роки тому +309

    "Just like they always say kids, drugs are good for you"
    10/10 best quote of 2020

    • @Propaganda9999
      @Propaganda9999 4 роки тому +7

      Stay in drugs and don't do school

    • @bubblybuzzy2941
      @bubblybuzzy2941 4 роки тому +1

      Sad Cat I had to read that a couple times 😂

    • @QuackersMcCrackers
      @QuackersMcCrackers 4 роки тому +2

      As a Ritalin Kiddie I can agree, 10/10 would recommend (its medical name - Methylphenidate - even starts with the word meth lololol)

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 4 роки тому +1

      Except hydroxy Chloroquine. Don’t take that. That keeps the Covid monster away. And we want you to get the shot. We want you to get all the shots.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 4 роки тому

      However, I believe that Mr. Mackey from "South Park" would disagree on that. M-kay?

  • @davidjames2083
    @davidjames2083 Рік тому +3

    This is far and away the best UA-cam channel I have ever discovered.

  • @thegio3553
    @thegio3553 4 роки тому +281

    I laughed so hard that I chocked on water when he skied through the camp

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 4 роки тому +23

      I just imagine what the Russians were thinking. You're set up there when a single Finnish soldier flies through your camp.

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 4 роки тому +4

      @cristopher wong I'm sorry? (Sorry English is a 3rd language for me, so I'm still working on it, I may have missed a mistake in there, because I don't see it yet)

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 4 роки тому +3

      @@SalahEddineH "what the Russians were thinking." - blyat, another one ! how much speed do these guys have ?

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 роки тому +4

      i'm just imagining the rationale behind it.
      "well they're not expecting it, it'll work. I know i could go around but they'll have scouts anyway. fuck it; it'll be hilarious and badass."

    • @BluRey100
      @BluRey100 4 роки тому +3

      YOU CAN OD ON WATER.

  • @wormcatman8652
    @wormcatman8652 4 роки тому +1387

    This would be a good premise for a horror movie/comedy

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 роки тому +21

      Someone get Edgar Wright in the line xD

    • @CaptainBlack47
      @CaptainBlack47 4 роки тому +51

      Evil dead, but there are no deaths, and the only evil is the raging meth addiction, and Bruce Campbell
      is a Finnish soldier

    • @Gorindakia
      @Gorindakia 4 роки тому +6

      The revenant is kinda similar but without the meth and it’s in Canada in the 1700s. It stars Leonardo DiCaprio

    • @HonneTheFinnicHeathen
      @HonneTheFinnicHeathen 4 роки тому +4

      Jasper Pääkkönen would be great since he's Finnish and has also had a role in Hollywood.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 роки тому +1

      indeed

  • @saljoo5514
    @saljoo5514 4 роки тому +220

    As a finnish person, it's great to know that the first time you talk about someone from finland, it's about them overdosing. Great.

    • @williammiao8862
      @williammiao8862 4 роки тому +5

      You guys there got some awesome breakfast especially that blörö stuff

    • @kfoalbfkdkd5302
      @kfoalbfkdkd5302 4 роки тому +10

      Lex Bright Raven You gotta do what you gotta do

    • @saulgoodmansentme1992
      @saulgoodmansentme1992 4 роки тому +11

      @Lex Bright Raven we had no other choice dumbass

    • @Poonslayer42
      @Poonslayer42 4 роки тому +1

      He “Finnish”ed life early because of the meth

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 4 роки тому +1

      Lex Bright Raven I mean Britain refused to help Finland against the Soviets Probably because they where coffee drinkers.

  • @candlestyx8517
    @candlestyx8517 2 роки тому +10

    This is simultaneously a very sad yet hilarious tale, thank you Qxir

  • @hoptanglishalive4156
    @hoptanglishalive4156 4 роки тому +632

    German soldier: Woah, you look a little kaput out. Are you okay?
    Aimo: I thought my life was Finnish, but Aimo K.

    • @CytotoxinK
      @CytotoxinK 4 роки тому +22

      Heyoooooooooo...
      _(5 hours later)_
      ... OOOOOOOOOO...!!!...

    • @DeezeTheMACMAN
      @DeezeTheMACMAN 4 роки тому +8

      👁👄👁

    • @jeh2262
      @jeh2262 4 роки тому +9

      Kaputt

    • @nefelibatacomingthrough2707
      @nefelibatacomingthrough2707 4 роки тому +21

      Hot damn, that was funny and when it was quite obvious no-one else has said it. Good job. Here, have an internet respect and a "one thumb up".

    • @ParumPirum
      @ParumPirum 4 роки тому +7

      You did good.

  • @latefid
    @latefid 3 роки тому +131

    “He wakes up, he has just punched a tree” im wheezing

    • @mariakelly1059
      @mariakelly1059 3 роки тому +5

      Damm, what did the tree ever do to him?

    • @Axispa.
      @Axispa. 2 роки тому +13

      bro thought he was playing minecraft before minecraft.

  • @bryanpiepkorn8201
    @bryanpiepkorn8201 3 роки тому +641

    "Although he's so fucked he just builds it in the middle of the floor." 😂

    • @drkhven1614
      @drkhven1614 3 роки тому +15

      Why was that line del in the most beautiful way, and also you can hear the sadness from the narrator and you can also see the sadness in Aimo's face when he said "he's also lost his cooking pot, so no more tea for Aimo"

  • @revenevan11
    @revenevan11 3 роки тому +22

    4:54 just strikes me as such a Finnish solution to the problem of stumbling on an enemy camp, just yell and ski-yeet your way past them 🤣

  • @artvertex4152
    @artvertex4152 4 роки тому +3325

    We need a movie of this starring Nicolas Cage.

    • @Timbo007
      @Timbo007 4 роки тому +91

      Kiattawee Chaiwiriya it’s already in production he is really strung out on meth in the pursuit to steal the Declaration of Independence before the zombie natzi get there hands on it.

    • @dolson9366
      @dolson9366 4 роки тому +47

      Gary Busey

    • @HIGHWAYATMIDNIGHT
      @HIGHWAYATMIDNIGHT 4 роки тому +13

      Even badder lieutenant

    • @Tom-wq2mz
      @Tom-wq2mz 4 роки тому +10

      Bad lieutenant was a great Nicolas Cage movie.

    • @ChrisDeVarro
      @ChrisDeVarro 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @3flying986
    @3flying986 4 роки тому +461

    He had that million mile meth stare in his photo

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 4 роки тому +34

      That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and laughed.

    • @Invizive
      @Invizive 4 роки тому +52

      @@dannylamb456 That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and drooled.

    • @anopinion3469
      @anopinion3469 3 роки тому

      this deserved more likes; kinda glad not everyone recognizes it

    • @Mf-wolf
      @Mf-wolf 3 роки тому

      Lol I hate you 😭

    • @donbrashsux
      @donbrashsux 3 роки тому

      Crackhead

  • @alphaturtle3806
    @alphaturtle3806 4 роки тому +460

    “He is starving, in pain, weak and cold”.... but he’s high so even steven

    • @cameronbruce1862
      @cameronbruce1862 4 роки тому +13

      The high won't last anywhere that long ASSUMING his heart survived the overdose...PURE FICTION!

    • @grindtilldeath
      @grindtilldeath 4 роки тому +9

      Cameron Bruce Bro feins are different different 😂 especially he probably been popping that shit the whole war he was already in peak fein state

    • @grindtilldeath
      @grindtilldeath 4 роки тому +15

      Cameron Bruce I seen a nigga die from a overdose no pulse nd all get revived nd say he was just taking a nap 😂😭😭 them drugs turn you into smth else

    • @cameronbruce1862
      @cameronbruce1862 4 роки тому +3

      @@grindtilldeath Circulation would have not been shutdown for long OR the brain would die.
      PS. Desoxyephedrine or N Methyl Amphetamine* has a longer duration HOWEVER it has a milder "PRESSER" action compared to Amphetamine.
      *Originates from Ephedrine originally from the plant Ephedra Vulgaris. (An infusion was nicknamed "Horehouse Tea" that the East India Company, BRITISH DRUG DEALERS discovered in China.)

    • @grindtilldeath
      @grindtilldeath 4 роки тому +1

      Cameron Bruce welp idk cuz im not a doctor but he was painting or smth then just passed out nd was dead we called his name shook him i aint gon lie someone smacked him 😂 the ambulance came nd gave him a narcant or however you spell it nd i guess basically got the drugs out his system nd he woke back up.
      iont think he did meth tho he was high on crack or heroin we ont sell meth in baltimore 😂

  • @totally-not-d3
    @totally-not-d3 2 роки тому +13

    "god only knows how he swallowed tirty fockin pills without woter"
    "not long after, aiMO"-

  • @alekzi890
    @alekzi890 4 роки тому +845

    I wish someone would make a movie about his trip

    • @moonliteX
      @moonliteX 4 роки тому +61

      fear and loathing in finland

    • @mg9261
      @mg9261 4 роки тому +6

      Thad be craaaazy

    • @FintleyY33
      @FintleyY33 4 роки тому +19

      Seth Rogan plays his character

    • @alekzi890
      @alekzi890 4 роки тому +6

      @@FintleyY33 Seth rogen could make a stoner comedy version xD

    • @mrmcbeardy9268
      @mrmcbeardy9268 4 роки тому +1

      @@moonliteX this comment made me laugh so much harder than i probably should have 😅😂

  • @magnesjberg24
    @magnesjberg24 3 роки тому +90

    A tweaked out dude just booking it through your soviet Camp on skies is just the funniest image ever.

  • @angeldump1three
    @angeldump1three 4 роки тому +614

    Dude was probably pushing 150mph through that camp 😂

    • @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5
      @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 4 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂 flash ah-ah

    • @88trapordie
      @88trapordie 4 роки тому +20

      I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 he was fooking gone

    • @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5
      @un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 4 роки тому +5

      @@88trapordie best story ever in it 😂😂😂😂

    • @88trapordie
      @88trapordie 4 роки тому +5

      @@un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 defo 😂😂

    • @marktrouts5136
      @marktrouts5136 4 роки тому +3

      Omg THAT is fucking funny as hell bro !!!!

  • @Scar666-K
    @Scar666-K 2 роки тому +7

    Teenagers: "It feels great to be high!"
    Aimo: "Two mines also."

  • @halg3625
    @halg3625 4 роки тому +186

    I had a meth problem several years ago but I've since recovered. Since I quit completely, I've had many opportunities to partake but I refused it. Meth messes you up. Even though I've been clean for ages, I still suffer from insomnia and severe depression with mood swings. I don't know if I'll ever be normal again. My brain's chemistry has been altered. To anyone out there who is still consumed by this drug, my heart goes out to you. I wish there was a way to block the brain's reaction to addictive substances but there isn't.

    • @lisac2989
      @lisac2989 4 роки тому +15

      Thank you for sharing! I also struggled with drugs for quite some time. I’ve been in Recovery and going through the steps. This is what I needed for me. But there are times that I can’t sleep at night. My mood swings have calmed down finally. Don’t get me wrong it still can happen at times. I forget a lot!! My short term memory is horrible!! But my life is so much better now. I never thought I’d be where I am today!! Again Thank you! My heart also goes out to anyone who is going through this! There is help!! There is a better way ❤️

    • @pantehakian1309
      @pantehakian1309 4 роки тому +2

      Have you ever tried ketogenic diet? It can reset your brain and hormones.

    • @Roy_Boy4.1
      @Roy_Boy4.1 4 роки тому +11

      Most of us have a vice. Some vices are worse than others. The important thing is that you changed hopefully for the better. I'm going through it myself. Been addicted for 3 years to 2 hard substances. However lately I've been off the shit. So my message to you guys and anyone else trying to or wanting to quit , you can do it. We can do it. We're definitely meant for more than putting some shitty substances in our body. Take care

    • @derekthickcock2354
      @derekthickcock2354 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah I can relate except I’m still balls deep in active addiction, it’s so hard to quit by myself, but I have court at the end of thus month and I’ll be on probation for sure. It was a good run while it lasted

    • @halg3625
      @halg3625 4 роки тому +7

      @@derekthickcock2354 hang in there friend. In not on meth, but pills still have a grip on me. I just dropped all the other addictions and kept the addiction that started all this mess. A coke dealer lives right next door. But I kicked that habit. Finding hobbies is useless when u have no drive or energy to fulfill them. I know how u feel. Just wanting to get high enough to feel normal again. I'm so sorry this happened to you. I really wish u the best.

  • @philipplang7476
    @philipplang7476 4 роки тому +729

    publically funded meth addiction? Times were different back then. Not better ,just different

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 4 роки тому +33

      It's the Nazis. If they're not doing something that's wrong, they're doing something thats weird.

    • @omarcarrero3623
      @omarcarrero3623 4 роки тому +7

      @@iverkjellkken6569 he's hinting that is the same today with opioids, thatd why is 'different' and not 'better'

    • @sadred1121
      @sadred1121 4 роки тому +16

      Just remember they used to put cocaine in coca cola that's how it legit got its name from yup

    • @SkyJUSTIN6
      @SkyJUSTIN6 4 роки тому +14

      They still use amphetamines salts for solders so its not really that different just a different name

    • @sadred1121
      @sadred1121 4 роки тому

      @@SkyJUSTIN6 and that too

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 4 роки тому +436

    this would make a great survival game. imagine trying to survive in say, some wilderness while not knowing what is true, and what is real.

    • @fiddibelow
      @fiddibelow 4 роки тому +38

      pretty sure thats the concept of dont starve

    • @SamuelBlues
      @SamuelBlues 4 роки тому +9

      yea! allan wake videogame is kinda in that genre

    • @skankmcgank
      @skankmcgank 3 роки тому +4

      Green hell?

    • @etherospike3936
      @etherospike3936 3 роки тому +9

      It should be called: Crackhead and afraid !

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 3 роки тому

      Like the long dark but with a horror element like DSs Sanity meter or perhaps eternal darkness did that mechanic better

  • @ninives
    @ninives 3 роки тому +5

    War on drugs: who cares?
    War, on drugs: now you have my attention

  • @EBUNNY2012
    @EBUNNY2012 4 роки тому +335

    This narrator is excellent. Needs to narrate all history on a regular basis.

    • @danielbeegan3107
      @danielbeegan3107 4 роки тому +9

      Pleasant accent and tone. Yes, he's an excellent narrator.

    • @Goldrusher-ee3jo
      @Goldrusher-ee3jo 4 роки тому +2

      @@IlikethingsIdo agreed

    • @amtrakfanatic3547
      @amtrakfanatic3547 4 роки тому +1

      Arse

    • @ChDobrovol
      @ChDobrovol 4 роки тому

      @@amtrakfanatic3547 arse

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 4 роки тому +1

      I'm sure that's completely manageable. There can't be more than like, 5 histories max, can there be?

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves 4 роки тому +102

    "This is fine..." - Aimo, literally in a burning cabin.

    • @Hollylivengood
      @Hollylivengood 4 роки тому +6

      Isn't that so meth head? The hearth was close by. He could have had a cabin for however long. No, "got this wood...got this wood...gotta light it up!" On the floor.

    • @megapet777
      @megapet777 4 роки тому +2

      xD that was funny af

  • @calebc5057
    @calebc5057 4 роки тому +75

    I remember hearing about this story on Reddit. Man, the Finnish fighting the Soviets were something else.

    • @Asptuber
      @Asptuber 4 роки тому +4

      @Deadpoppin Maybe Koskiniemi meant taking a whole tube at once?
      More moderate dosing was probably pretty common.
      I have a theory that overuse of stimulants during the war lead to addictions, especially among doctors (only anecdotal, I doubt anyone's ever made a study of this). This then lead to an extremely restrictive policy wrt medicines of this type (most things effectively banned since the early sixties). Which is barely getting better now, nearly 60 years later.

  • @megmucklebones7538
    @megmucklebones7538 3 роки тому +561

    I did speed, when younger, lots of it. It's fking nasty stuff, I would be up for days. The paranoia was horrendous and to be honest, has never left me. Stay away folks.

    • @glytchd
      @glytchd 3 роки тому +58

      I was forced to take Ritalin. Yes this is why, even in my 30s ive still got serious issues with Insonia, Paranoia, Memory & impulse control issues, the list goes on. I didn't have a chem imbalance until they gave me Ritalin. I was simply a little autistic with asshole parents and a mind that would never shut off because it's FUCKING BRILLIANT. I was learning Astrophysics and Electronics engineering at 12yo so YOU do the math... I truly 'hyper' active. In a GOOD way ffs. it's a tradedy.

    • @n3lis94
      @n3lis94 3 роки тому +22

      @@glytchd Sad to hear man, hope you still found a good way to apply that brain of yours. I used ritalin once on a party, and was quite surprised by how noticable the effect was. Giving this stuff to kids everyday simply because they're different was such a stupid idea.

    • @chillout4958
      @chillout4958 3 роки тому +19

      @@glytchd "Pilling them softly."
      Your story is relatable to many.

    • @michaelbiehl8311
      @michaelbiehl8311 3 роки тому +4

      This story is all method up yo!

    • @gordonlawrence1448
      @gordonlawrence1448 3 роки тому +5

      @@glytchd Believe it or not the brain not shutting off is down to melatonin not being produced. I have peer reviewed medical journal articles for this. It is something incredibly easy to solve too. All plants produce melatonin (as do all animals) and tart cherries produce way more than most. Organic tart cherry juice seems to work for most with this specific issue as it contains plenty of melatonin. Bitter cakes (made with hops) also work but taste bloody aweful and the hops being a natural weakish antibiotic will screw up your digestive system.

  • @recedinghairline5696
    @recedinghairline5696 4 роки тому +292

    American: we are transferring you to a POW camp
    German: *ya heard of meth*

    • @maka6134
      @maka6134 4 роки тому +11

      im pretty sure the americans also used something similar to pervatin or meth during that time.

    • @NisseCrusader
      @NisseCrusader 4 роки тому +4

      @@maka6134
      Some americans were issued benzedrine durning WW2.

    • @MrSam2497
      @MrSam2497 4 роки тому +1

      Americans used shit ton of drugs in wars, in WW2 they used amphetamine and in Vietnam war they used shit ton of heroin

    • @TallCanDan02
      @TallCanDan02 4 роки тому +2

      @tehSecretCowLevel Not sure how well documented it is but northern vietnam were exporting yellow heroine they were producing in exchange for arms, and american soldiers stationed at occupied heroine farms would often become addicted. It is suspected that the main cause for such a high volume of american soldiers experimenting with heroine in Vietnam was the traumatic setting they were stationed in.

    • @tweakohgy4471
      @tweakohgy4471 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrSam2497 yes but in Vietnam the heroin use was recreational not actually given to soldiers by the military

  • @mazing32able
    @mazing32able 4 роки тому +216

    He was really good at making a fire

    • @caroline7648
      @caroline7648 4 роки тому +31

      finnish skill

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 4 роки тому +1

      I thought the same thing.

    • @minhducnguyen674
      @minhducnguyen674 3 роки тому +11

      Meth helped him rubbing 2 sticks together faster. Not that he needed it to make the fire

  • @Tessa-c1v
    @Tessa-c1v 9 днів тому

    Speed makes you fearless, not hungry, super focussed and he was very well trained.
    An amazing story.

  • @PumpkinDealer
    @PumpkinDealer 4 роки тому +465

    Finally you tell something about one of our boiz

  • @Aegis---
    @Aegis--- 4 роки тому +643

    Don't worry qxir, we may not have a meth problem in ireland, but we certainly have a heroin one

    • @yommmrr
      @yommmrr 4 роки тому +22

      Hard to say what's worse tbh. Both will take your soul and spit you out.

    • @Aegis---
      @Aegis--- 4 роки тому +19

      @@yommmrr facts. One good look at some of the people in dublin city can confirm that

    • @yommmrr
      @yommmrr 4 роки тому +14

      @@Aegis--- it's just so sad because if you asked any of them they'd say that they never would've touched it I'd they knew what it would do to them. They all hate themselves for it. Just a waste of human life.

    • @anonyninja7737
      @anonyninja7737 4 роки тому +24

      @@yommmrr Heorin. It's heroin. Heroin is 1000000000000000000% worse than meth because it causes a PHYSICAL addiction in the body, whereas meth addiction does not. Meth doesn't give withdraws - a meth user can stop using meth ANY time and all that will happen is they will sleep a lot because the body's repairing itself, and eating a lot to catch up for all the food not eaten while on meth... it's a mental addiction, the person enjoys it a lot so they are hooked. With heroin, however, you get horrible withdraws that stop you from getting clean even if you desperately want to. I was a heroin addict for 6 years and HATED the drug for most that time but couldn't get off it because of how horrifying the withdraws are. Been in and out of rehabs during that time, seen thousands of meth addicts and thousands of heroin addicts, i know the difference.

    • @yommmrr
      @yommmrr 4 роки тому +8

      @@anonyninja7737 dont have to tell me bud I've been there with both. Both take a hold of your life while you're doing it but yes nothing comes close to h withdrawals

  • @chillbill2696
    @chillbill2696 4 роки тому +340

    I laughed my ass off when dude went through the camp 😂

  • @dramallamarama5300
    @dramallamarama5300 2 роки тому +20

    5:02
    My absolute favourite moment in any of Qixir’s videos

  • @voleNTV
    @voleNTV 4 роки тому +196

    Am I the only one who spent the entire video just laughing progressively harder and harder? You can't make stuff like this up man.

    • @13thmistral
      @13thmistral 3 роки тому +9

      No, not at all....it is a miracle he did not kill himself or get killed on multiple occasions in the most stupid ways ever.
      This read like some chapters of don quixote....jeezes....

    • @stevewhite7084
      @stevewhite7084 3 роки тому +2

      No you're not.Except I was on peak hour train at the time.

  • @alegoggi
    @alegoggi 4 роки тому +39

    As a Finnish person I've heard about this guy but tbh I never thought this story was so funny. Like for an example how did this guy make so many fires during his great adventure :D

    • @megapet777
      @megapet777 4 роки тому +1

      idk :D but it's one of the reasons why he could survive in the cold for so long

    • @TheDkb427
      @TheDkb427 4 роки тому

      Prolly in his head yo

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa 4 роки тому

      Might have had a flint, or tripping on meth might have given him the energy he needed.

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 4 роки тому +84

    Of course that Siberian bird tasted amazing. Hunger is the best seasoning.

  • @hugglebear69
    @hugglebear69 3 роки тому +2

    Love your content....
    The typical Irish humor with which it's delivered, brings a smile to my otherwise, seemingly endless, oblivion.

  • @666Shinedown
    @666Shinedown 3 роки тому +32

    Imagine you're a random Russian soldier chilling at camp and suddenly a methed up Finn skis through your camp full speed shouting "PERKELE PERKELE PERKELE PERKELE"

  • @gregh4284
    @gregh4284 4 роки тому +198

    His eyes were still buggin' til his death in 1989.

    • @evilazulan
      @evilazulan 3 роки тому +11

      Lmao. Perpetually very fucking alert O.O

  • @bowlingforj
    @bowlingforj 3 роки тому +39

    I'd imagine the Russians confusion when this wide eyed Finnish dude just zooms through the camp on his skiis screaming "ANYBODY SEEN MY GUUUUUN?!"

  • @pserndbsj8337
    @pserndbsj8337 11 місяців тому +3

    Stories like these make me proud of my Finnish heritage

  • @mo-s-
    @mo-s- 4 роки тому +90

    This feels like going to the toilet, waking up and just being in bed again

    • @Angel9932
      @Angel9932 4 роки тому +15

      Except you realize you never went to the toilet in the first place and have shit your pants.

    • @somethingsomeonesaid6455
      @somethingsomeonesaid6455 3 роки тому +5

      @@Angel9932 I hate those dreams...lolz...when I start having those, I've learned to WAKE UP!

    • @oxycuntin2059
      @oxycuntin2059 3 роки тому

      as someone who has been psychotic I can confirm it do be like that

  • @heinrichmuller7974
    @heinrichmuller7974 4 роки тому +767

    anyone interested in this topic, i'd highly recommend reading _blitzed_ by norman ohler

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 4 роки тому +9

      Fantastic read I highly recommend it as well! such a NUMBER of hard drugs used back then its intriguing

    • @Dancingonthesun
      @Dancingonthesun 4 роки тому

      Another one for the wish list! Thanks for the recommendation.

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 4 роки тому +61

    When the hallucinations starts to fade away but the bullets don’t stop coming

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 4 роки тому +2

      Christ, I really hate when that happens, don't you?

    • @danielcattell4249
      @danielcattell4249 4 роки тому +1

      @@erniebuchinski3614 I do hate it!! Yeah big time you have come down and landed back on earth and ffs a hail of MK bullets fly over ones head!!!!

  • @CalacaRoja
    @CalacaRoja 5 місяців тому +1

    My man stepped into bobby traps twice, only got a few scratches and one innecesary finger less, survived starvation and pervitin and got rescued. That must have been a great granpda story.

  • @ehrgeiz5649
    @ehrgeiz5649 4 роки тому +242

    You'd be hard pressed to find a single war not fought with the help of drugs.

    • @brianchaplin4554
      @brianchaplin4554 4 роки тому +33

      You'd want to be on drugs in any war .

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 4 роки тому +43

      Drugs are so good they're actually winning the war on drugs

    • @mystermysterio5348
      @mystermysterio5348 4 роки тому +32

      The Vietnam War...There was drugs everywhere and soldiers were getting high on everything. They came home from that war addicted to heroin and opiates.

    • @bjornkugler472
      @bjornkugler472 4 роки тому +1

      @@thagodwecreate5179 nice one

    • @sam8404
      @sam8404 4 роки тому +21

      @@mystermysterio5348 sorry to be _that guy_ but heroin is an opiate. That's like saying someone is addicted to whiskey and alcohols.

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 4 роки тому +514

    If I had a Russian platoon chasing me through the snow trying to kill me I can see how taking the whole bottle of meth might seem a viable option, if one pill makes me faster what will 30 do?

    • @arturpulkkinen9181
      @arturpulkkinen9181 4 роки тому +92

      TimE tO fINd ouT

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 роки тому +64

      Approaching Lightspeed.

    • @dubbsreality5109
      @dubbsreality5109 3 роки тому +24

      @@FriedrichHerschel ludicrous speed we've gone plaid ahhhh

    • @tommac8556
      @tommac8556 3 роки тому +16

      30 times faster I reckon. Called logic... heh heh

    • @the_emperor_of_mankind
      @the_emperor_of_mankind 3 роки тому +7

      BRTRTRTRTRTRTRTATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @katiechisholm
    @katiechisholm 3 роки тому +83

    “His need for speed is replaced with *a need…for speed.”*

  • @Shiestey
    @Shiestey 2 роки тому +18

    The whole story is crazy but the thing that blew my mind is his heart rate of 200bpm when he was rescued. That’s absolutely insane. Mine was 140 after a night of tequila and marijuana and I felt like I was about to die. 200 is stupid high.

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 7 місяців тому +1

      In 2019 my heartbeat went up to 260. Scared the living daylights out of me, and I ended up getting an ICD (Implanted Cardiac Device).

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 6 місяців тому

      He was too high on meth to notice

  • @glennt222
    @glennt222 4 роки тому +69

    That is one tough guy to survive in cold and basically senseless most of time.

  • @robertfranklin7040
    @robertfranklin7040 4 роки тому +369

    8:51 - "they'd been searching for him after noticing his absence from the unit." My ass. They stripped of ammo & supplies & left him for dead.

    • @ignatziusturret5641
      @ignatziusturret5641 4 роки тому +12

      Don`t think the finish army acted like u suppose it did, hearing by this told told story...

    • @KP3droflxp
      @KP3droflxp 4 роки тому +25

      @@axiomunbroken8495 Russians, the Finnish were allied with the Germans at the time.

    • @Juubelimies
      @Juubelimies 4 роки тому +2

      @@axiomunbroken8495 Germans in prsuit? You mean the Soviets as Germans and Finns were co-belligerents during that time.

    • @Juubelimies
      @Juubelimies 4 роки тому +19

      No, he wandered to the wrong direction. Would you have a guy fucked up on a shitload of meth with a loaded weapon next to you? They made a smart choice, and Aimo just went into a wrong direction. Finns didn't leave others behind. "Kaveria ei jätetä".

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 4 роки тому +1

      AxiomUnbroken Germans is pursuit? You mean the Russians?

  • @lizziesangi1602
    @lizziesangi1602 4 місяці тому

    I've read stories of this soldier for years, but never heard the harrowing bits of his foot being mangled, etc. You certainly put the fringe around the edges.

  • @holyravioli5795
    @holyravioli5795 4 роки тому +25

    The fact that he managed to remain conscious enough to make fire multiple times while OD'ing on meth is pretty remarkable on its own.

    • @Aengus42
      @Aengus42 4 роки тому

      Meth is a stimulant. If you od on it losing consciousness would be the last thing that would happen!

    • @AnonMedic
      @AnonMedic 4 роки тому

      I think I should testimony to the resilientness of the human mind. When boiled down to its survival instincts.... The human will try to survive under any circumstance.

    • @snakekingblues3017
      @snakekingblues3017 4 роки тому

      @@AnonMedic yup just like that guy who was maul by a bear

    • @GuRuGeorge03
      @GuRuGeorge03 4 роки тому +1

      especially during below 0 temperatures where like every bit of wood is either wet or has ice on it :D the guy is a master at making fires lmao

    • @Ardepark
      @Ardepark 4 роки тому

      Probably the training is second nature. Military survival training they probably had, plus just being a Finn they had experience dealing with cold. He didn't remember being conscious at times but that doesn't mean he wasn't "conscious" as far as being able to function.