White Hot (Caucasian Love) - Matt Storer
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- Опубліковано 24 лис 2019
- All I want to do
Is make sweet Caucasian love to you
Just two white people getting it on
Singing all I want do
Is make sweet Caucasian love
It’s not a racist thing
We just both happen to have pasty skin
So let’s not waste this thing
Let’s get it on
Come on, come on
Get in on white style
I don’t mean to behave obscene
But your particular shade of cream
Is turning me on
Things could get spicy but we’re white
So let’s keep it mild
All I want to do
Is make sweet Caucasian love to you
Just two white people getting it on
Singing all I want do
Is make sweet Caucasian love
You’re melanin’s looking low, it’s inviting me
To slither in with a dose, of vitamin D
So we can get it on
Come on, come on
We could make a white child
You must be the queen of some Scottish clan
Cos even up this close I couldn’t spot a tan
We should get it on
No for real
Are you Snow White’s grandchild?
And you might say you’re scared to love
And that is fair enough
But you’re fair enough
For me
And I could get down
With green, blue or brown
This is not about
Supremacy
It just so happens that I
Look on the bright side
The apple of my eye
Is a pink lady
And you know that I would kill
To take a big swill
From the tall glass of milk
That’s your body
Cos baby
I just love anglo-saxon racks and
White dirty talk in some dirty white accents
Whiter than Michael Jackson’s black skin
Sat back relaxed for some action-packed sin
Fact is the batch of vanilla you’re wrapped in
Impacts this average chap’s attraction
Shall we unpack what our jackets are maskin’
And practice the love our ancestors lacked in
Oh baby cos
All I want to do
Is make sweet Caucasian love to you
Just two white people getting it on
Singing all I want do
Is make sweet Caucasian love
And I love all females
I’m just saying your pale
Skin’s got me singing like
A humpback whale, ooh!
Could be your knight
In white shining leather
Let’s find somewhere private
To check our privileges together
With our scary glary bodies on the beach
Sunscreen within reach
Everybody squinting, screaming
“Who dropped the bleach?”
I love to wear a black tie
I might be a cracker
But my pecker sure doesn’t
Lack size
Baby be mine
If I said I didn’t love you
That’d be a white lie
I don’t see why
A man can love the colour
Of a woman’s eyes
Or her hair
But not her body
What’s with that, guys? - Комедії
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I don’t understand how this hasn’t gone viral.
Right no offense, bro you make good music but you need stupid good music but like your music is stupid, but it’s good and I fuck with it
“You look so spicy but we’re white so let’s keep it mild.”
XD Best line!
The Aussie accent creeping in at the end was that little bit of (mild) spice that sold this song as my new favourite
Step 1 to ending racism: Let the lyrical genius make the white jokes.
I've listened at least 39 times and im still bumping it on the way to and from work and in the shower. Song slaps
This, this right here is a banger.... the algorythms be having no rhythm here....
Ikr it’s so catchy
How the f can this be produced so well and have only 1000 views?!
The Illuminati
The fact that this song is 4 years old and I only discovered it is a fucking crime against humanity.
criminally underrated. i feel even more white after watching this.
Wtf this needs to be way more popular, not even 450 likes? This is a banger
*_And practice the love our ancestors lacked in_*
I can't believe I just found this 😍👏
I just found it now sooooo
Well now I just found it so move over, Derek! There's room in this bed for three!
the bathtub of milk is dedicated
God's honest one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂
I'm listening to this a year later and still believe this
Did you watch a lot of Flight of the Conchords growing up cus your style is so reminiscent. Especially this one. This makes me think of "Most beautiful Girl In The Room" Specifically.
This honest to god needs WAY more views
Didnt realise how british i was untill he starting pouring milk and i got really angry the more he poured then i lost it when he ruined that cup of tea
Masterpiece 🤍
The last verse was awesome
This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was this really your first one? Crazy to open with this level
In my capacity as an OBR (Official Black Representative), I declare this video is "cool with us".
As a fellow ambassador for black people, I second this notion.
My brown other half loves this
Lonely Island shoulda dueted this with him…
I fooooking love Matt's videos hahahaha
this needs WAY more views omg
Love it. new fan, lock it in, cash money
so damn good. So damn good!
how did i just fined this channel......Deadass Funny
Underrated channel
I love it when humpback whales go "haaah ...🎶"
Is that a 99 red baloons interpolation towards the end?
This is awesome! How is this not viral?
Love this 💚
You're a genius
Yeah I'm not beating the allegations about my dating preferences by liking this song
This guy is freaking hilarious 😂😂
What a banger really
I’m crying oh my goodness💀💀
Here from TikTok in 2023^^^^
You could become the modern day Jon Lajoie if you just made some of your shorts into full songs. Please 🤌🏻
love ittttt! bahhahahhaa
damn this actually kinda good
Super underrated
It is weird but definitely a banger
this is peak satire
why is this actually like good music LOL
The pink lady 👏
If someone uses this as a bed song. WHY, JUST WHY?
so, it was the end?(
Wendy is lucky lady.
Comments
W UA-cam
😂
What’s the original 😭 song he edited
he makes em
@@RandomStuffReally What is this a parody of?
@IsaiahBuchanan175 He makes them himself