Rigs Out - Matt Storer

It's tough to be buff.
LYRICS:
It ain’t cool the way they harass me
As I wade into the pool in my rashie
Show more torso, bro! Why so shy?
Rock it topless like the other guys
Are you a prude? It’s kinda rude
To refuse our view of your nude dude boobs
Okay okay, if that's what you think best
But expect to regret your request cos
When my chest’s undressed people flip out
When my rig’s out, check the rig out
Go from average Joe to brick shithouse
Once my rig’s out, check my rig out
And good luck tryna quit
Now you’ve choked on a toke of my smokin’ rigarette
A little flex, and a little flick
And every woman in the world is a checkout chic
And blokes know - don’t wanna get up-shown?
Make sure your little riggy stays home
Cos this is church to convert the bony
And I’m the pastor - rigatoni
When I’m clothed by the road - chics shout
Get your rig out, get your rig out
Lasses fogging their glasses - no doubt
That my rig’s out, check this rig out

[@laurelkeeper]

Ah well. A bit late to the party, I am, but this is a musical legend.

[@nathang4774]

Yeah, but you're right!

[@parkersandberg7441]

"Nude dude boobs" best line ever

[@maximusbudzinski98]

Hello 911 l would like to report a fire

[@Mangovr.69]

Yes, uhm what kind of fire is it?

[@elizabethponce316]

A lit one

[@Christall5]

​@@elizabethponce316and hot. Dont forget hot.

[@TheRealLetterTee]

His beautiful confidence just made me feel better about my average body. Thank you for the body positivity that I didn't realize I needed today

[@titularhero]

Fucking hell the rigatoni reveal killed me i did not see it coming at all love that wordplay

[@Broddiccus]

my favourite thing is how the whole premise of the video is that he doesn't reveal the rig until the last shot and it's funny, and yet he plays every character so we've seen the full rig like 5-6 times already in the video.

[@NoBloons]

Wish this was on Soundcloud/Spotify.
Genuinely a good beat and jig.

[@rubbymcrubrub1369]

You're such a good performer in every way and your voice has the potential for great fame

[@luichibug]

My new anthem. This slaps too hard

[@arthasmenethil7919]

we need a full 3 minute song of this please matt pleaseeeeee

[@SuperDropsX]

This makes an excellent companion piece to JazzEmu's "Hench". Splendid work!

[@alex2143]

This is criminally underrated.

[@szigtema]

Love the little slap & walk off at the end 😁

[@shemasmcguire3999]

The sleeper build anthem

[@bacon.cheesecake]

Why does he look ten years younger in a two year old video? Either this video was made way before it was uploaded, or he's the president of the US

[@TheMultiversalDip]

How tf is there only 24K views and 916 likes on this, its criminally underrated!

[@TheRealLetterTee]

Is there any chance we get a full version of this?

[@izdacat646]

Dang this song is really funky sounding [in like a really good way]

[@leokoogle3055]

HTHE FACE GREENSCREEN OVER THE NIPS IS KILLing mE

[@jesusfreak180]

We seem to have the same effect when the rigs out. Except the reason they are blinded by my rig is because it blocks out the sun.

[@Christall5]

Can confirm. Quitting his chest is harder then quitting heroin.

[@Fort_Nit-Wit]

Why do you not have more subscribers?

[@asktokeatzen3689]

✨ Trans men after top surgery ✨

[@emeros8631]

What's a rig ?

[@XXisotopeXX]

Idk probably some British crap

[@honoyetameow5349]

@@XXisotopeXX okay Canadian

[@XXisotopeXX]

@@honoyetameow5349 wrong, USA 🦅

[@MissyRoseLord]

You’re all wrong, it’s Aussie slang for body

[@XXisotopeXX]

@@MissyRoseLord ah, makes sense