Swoop, Swoop (Magpie Rap) - Matt Storer

A little birdy told me to pass this on. Aussies get it.
FILMED by Tony Knight with Luke Kozuh
LYRICS
Swoop, swoop
That's the sound of bloody beaks
If you creep on the street
Where I keep my mini-mes
Best remember
September to November
Get cooped up or swooped up
And dismembered
I'm mad, the baddest
The worst bird
I'm how Perth squirts learn
Their first curse word
And to GTFO
ASAP
Or get a piece of me
And PTSD
Every predator in Oz
Be frightened of me
Crocodiles, spiders
Bees and bikies
Scare the drop bears, yeah
Even dingoes know
That I'm not a little bitch
Like my cousin the crow
I got more white, more fight
Gore eyeballs right
Outta your skull
Rip your eyelids out
So I can chew 'em and spew 'em
Up into my kids' mouth
These talons are talented
They sure cut quick
Oh, you don't believe in dragons?
Well look up, BITCH!
It's a one-bird army
Feathered kamikaze
It's my baby's birthday
Welcome to the party
When nesting
The warble is a war cry
I'm Spring King
I'm a magpie

[@grantgoodson800]

If Dr. Seuss and Eminem had a child

[@planetfall5056]

Also Billy Eilish at the end there too

[@peterpantoffel727]

That the YT algorithm only picked you up now is borderline a crime.

[@NuttyEmby]

A Fucking juggalo magpie rap wasnt something i ever expected to hear

[@PieRatKings]

I didn't realize how bad I needed it til I found it. Why did these just now start showing as recommended. Get it together, UA-cam.

[@allanjohnkemp]

You need to work on a feature-length album, my 11 year old has played this 57 times this week.

[@mattstorerhere]

Definitely an album in my future! Sorry about your kid. Beats Baby Shark I guess

[@allanjohnkemp]

@@mattstorerhere I got good laugh out of that!

[@szigtema]

​@@mattstorerhere light-years better than baby shark 😂

[@allanjohnkemp]

So underated, how has this not blown up.

[@user-ie7qu3kx2i]

I love the magpie squawks in the background

[@pawclaws7598]

I was not expecting this to go as hard as it did 🔥

[@jobethworkman2832]

This shit broke me. I've been listening to your vids for the last two hours. You're a gem.

[@venatrix3483]

Thank you algorithm gods.

[@SEMPER-eq3uf]

My new source of joy😭😭😭😭

[@SeveroYug]

Damn! that's some poetry to my liking! Finally

[@fuzzyecheveriaharmsii]

Make one about cassowary and then chickens. Pigeons are great too! Did you know every land has pigeons? Even in the rainforrest (quite Colourful)

[@WhiteoutMonster]

Bro this fuckin song SLAPS

[@szigtema]

Absolutely brilliant

[@Mag3.1415]

Omg literally meeeeee

[@woahdudeitsme9742]

Ha! Wild!

[@lotuspocus1113]

thank, this is funny

[@aleksandrakaranovic9577]

Ya sure bout that?
*pulls out a glock*

[@airacummins5076]

Magpie: *swoops gun out of your hand* *_turns saftey off_*