Charlie's Angels (GameCube) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @notfriendlystudios1643
    @notfriendlystudios1643 5 років тому +618

    Glad to see the Crazy Taxi Arrow is still finding work. It's tough for arrows to find video game work now a days.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 4 роки тому +38

      I see the "point" of your comment

    • @AlexNona80
      @AlexNona80 13 днів тому

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 the arrow will show you the door for that pointy joke

  • @Psi34ax
    @Psi34ax 7 років тому +2430

    I could literally hear the pain in his voice advertising that game lol

    • @eleternauta2640
      @eleternauta2640 7 років тому +13

      What does mean?

    • @OriasX
      @OriasX 7 років тому +81

      What does mean what?

    • @d-manthecaptain1382
      @d-manthecaptain1382 7 років тому +121

      You know what it means

    • @SamuraiSnake
      @SamuraiSnake 7 років тому +31

      D-man the captain he’s going broke?

    • @not_fresh6736
      @not_fresh6736 7 років тому +68

      looks like it. he was one of pioneers but then he literally stopped and started to milk his old creations.

  • @Jak2star
    @Jak2star 7 років тому +427

    Another Nerd episode already? It's been a week! Then again, why am I complaining. Fuck yeah!

    • @mysterio1967
      @mysterio1967 7 років тому +5

      Jak2star He knows we want more

    • @black-lungmorgan8343
      @black-lungmorgan8343 7 років тому +2

      Jak2star IT'S NOT EVEN A WEEK

    • @lordgrendell
      @lordgrendell 7 років тому

      Skeet skeet

    • @hanktoni
      @hanktoni 7 років тому

      Pat the nes Punk does MAYBE 1-2 reviews a year :(

    • @harshnemesis
      @harshnemesis 6 років тому

      too bad it sucked, thats what happens when you make a new video just to advertise a shitty mobile game while telling everyone to not play a shitty game, oh the irony. I liked the phone smash, should had punctured the vintage speaker as well and say "ooooh .... vintage"

  • @TheGreatMillz
    @TheGreatMillz 6 років тому +2226

    For all the people complaining about the mobile game ad, UA-cam is really the one to blame here. Don't hate AVGN, hate UA-cam for not being able to run itself competently.

    • @pablopedroza8128
      @pablopedroza8128 6 років тому +88

      My daughter is relieved to have read your comment.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 5 років тому +76

      But James Rolfe could just start a Patreon and earn a LOT more money instead of hocking a bad mobile game.

    • @robertbernard7844
      @robertbernard7844 5 років тому +93

      @@encycl07pedia- But then Patreon exclusives would exist, and no one likes that.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 5 років тому +87

      @@robertbernard7844 Not really. Only if James Rolfe acted like an asshole. Most UA-camrs I know just give Patreon supporters early access and a credit. You've obviously dealt with some idiots who think their UA-cam shit is worth money.

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 5 років тому +40

      The fact that UA-cam continues to lose money every year for Google is more than enough proof.

  • @Sticky745
    @Sticky745 7 років тому +654

    The classic intro.. don’t ever change it

    • @thedillestweed2644
      @thedillestweed2644 7 років тому +37

      Agreed. It's perfect.

    • @guy1091
      @guy1091 7 років тому +52

      It's so iconic. It makes you want to go back to really old episodes you haven't seen in a long time.

    • @SonicmaniaVideos
      @SonicmaniaVideos 7 років тому +12

      He's changed it like 10 times...

    • @alphacult6873
      @alphacult6873 7 років тому +29

      Yeah same i love the classic Vikings ad

    • @nikolai1566
      @nikolai1566 7 років тому +15

      yeah love the classic intro where James talks about Vikings available now on the App Store and Play Store

  • @Mambomen20
    @Mambomen20 7 років тому +195

    C - Cameron
    D - Diaz

    • @33LB
      @33LB 7 років тому +10

      ah, now it makes sense

    • @George_Kush
      @George_Kush 7 років тому +24

      mind = blown

    • @mattpedone6649
      @mattpedone6649 7 років тому +7

      That is incredibly uncreative and dull. Fitting for Cameron Diaz.

    • @keithcreatesmedia6503
      @keithcreatesmedia6503 7 років тому +4

      Mambomen Cameron *Dee Ass*

  • @Nakagolas
    @Nakagolas 5 років тому +819

    It's a CD because it's Cameron Diaz's initials.

  • @shafdogg009
    @shafdogg009 7 років тому +1411

    “I checked....for research!”
    -AVGN

    • @Renigami
      @Renigami 6 років тому +137

      Pun time!
      "I checked... for rear search."
      -AVGN

    • @sonic3235
      @sonic3235 5 років тому +50

      Charlie: Sure you did

    • @kipster5009
      @kipster5009 5 років тому +12

      shafdogg009 that’s some senior quote shit right there

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 5 років тому +12

      shafdogg009 gigantic?
      Not big enough

    • @oz1330
      @oz1330 5 років тому +11

      Every man did

  • @sparkthedog6291
    @sparkthedog6291 7 років тому +577

    -Fun- Fact: This game is so broken and untested, that if you were to start the game without the memory card, you would be infinitely stuck repeating the second stage over and over until you restart and plug in a memory card before booting it up again, as JonTron learned the hard way.

    • @KarIgnishaYumi
      @KarIgnishaYumi 7 років тому +23

      Thanks for that info. I thought the game would get stuck in this review but guess not lol.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 6 років тому +11

      James (A.K.A. The Nerd) did it right

    • @mememan3447
      @mememan3447 2 роки тому +6

      You’re talking about Vikings: War of Clans, right?

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully Рік тому +5

      That glitch is pretty much doing you a huge favour of playing the game. The game itself is so bad that the NA version of the Gamecube game was cancelled

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti Рік тому +4

      It's a feature. This is how they implemented the Demo Mode.

  • @Vanessa80808
    @Vanessa80808 7 років тому +1374

    Even avgn needs to use sponsors now, thanks to youtube demonitising vids.

    • @StarmaGeddon
      @StarmaGeddon 7 років тому +149

      DEMONitising

    • @yogurt2057
      @yogurt2057 7 років тому +11

      Lord Vader Indeed.

    • @lemonslice2233
      @lemonslice2233 6 років тому +83

      Yeah, but a crappy mobile game based on microtransactions? All-time low indeed.

    • @lemonslice2233
      @lemonslice2233 6 років тому +41

      Actually for me, it left a bitter aftertaste that lasted throughout.

    • @lemonslice2233
      @lemonslice2233 6 років тому +50

      I've been watching since 2009 and it bothers me. Do I have the basic human right to complain? Yes.

  • @KMFDM_Kid2000
    @KMFDM_Kid2000 7 років тому +1436

    So much AVGN, it really IS Christmas.

    • @joekelsey32
      @joekelsey32 7 років тому +6

      Nikki Seven Christmas miracle🙏

    • @danielbetancourt1483
      @danielbetancourt1483 7 років тому +1

      The Elbow Potato God yeah it does

    • @KMFDM_Kid2000
      @KMFDM_Kid2000 7 років тому

      The Elbow Potato God It certainly isn't Jesus because Jesus isn't real.

    • @jinjiyoshi5548
      @jinjiyoshi5548 7 років тому +2

      and then the fcc comes along to try and take net neutrality away, damn it.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 7 років тому +2

      Merry Shitsmas, you filthy animal. lol

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 5 років тому +487

    2003: This is an absolute low point for Charlie's Angels.
    2019: Hand me a shovel.

    • @pipinstine4462
      @pipinstine4462 5 років тому +2

      Ryusuta I don’t get it.

    • @ismaelmontano73
      @ismaelmontano73 4 роки тому +43

      @@pipinstine4462 the new movie bombed at the box office

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 роки тому +6

      The 2019 one may have been bad and forgettable, but it's nowhere near as cringey as the two from the early 2000's

    • @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962
      @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 4 роки тому +1

      @@ismaelmontano73 I know Initial Comemnt is a joke.... but the movie can't be that bad right, as in literally stating this horrible game is above that movie

    • @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962
      @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 4 роки тому +11

      @@blaisetelfer8499 Dude, those movies do rock compared to The game and New Movie... i also find really funny how US and UK's usually don't like works in their own language, when many non natives i know who dominate english don't even find it so bad
      - i call it the Tidus Effect -

  • @DylanRocket
    @DylanRocket 7 років тому +729

    Wow, only 5 day after the last one!

    • @Intellect_123
      @Intellect_123 7 років тому +9

      He is back!!! And this time.... he is heated... due to all of those video game consoles in his apartment being plugged in and left on overnight....

    • @Lolololz772
      @Lolololz772 7 років тому

      Yesssssss

    • @Whiteshell204
      @Whiteshell204 7 років тому +2

      its like 2008 all over again with the frequency

    • @jackmchale249
      @jackmchale249 6 років тому +1

      and now it has been like 3 months again...

    • @galenvejkengdjor7718
      @galenvejkengdjor7718 6 років тому

      DylanRocket Shouldn't you be killing all around the galaxy?

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 7 років тому +494

    At first I was like “Didn’t he already review this...no. Wait, that was VIP. Same basic premise, different shitty game.”

    • @The_Keh27
      @The_Keh27 7 років тому +10

      Ok. So I didn't go into a work coma and lose track of time again. Phew.

    • @hulkster0184
      @hulkster0184 7 років тому +27

      You were probably thinking of Jontron.

    • @ThePercolatorFish
      @ThePercolatorFish 7 років тому +3

      Jontron did this too

    • @hansonluevano4788
      @hansonluevano4788 7 років тому

      TheHeroOfTomorrow me too

    • @Nicholas_Steel
      @Nicholas_Steel 7 років тому +1

      VIP? Very Indifferent Persona?

  • @SteamPunks
    @SteamPunks 7 років тому +749

    The ad at the beginning has nothing to do with him selling out or becoming irrelevant. He has to do it because Google has made channels like these nearly impossible to profit from otherwise. Have you people not been paying attention to the ad shitstorm that's occurred on this site all year?

    • @raabm5292
      @raabm5292 7 років тому +91

      Agreed. Just be happy he's still producing and still providing entertainment. Ugh.

    • @_justtoomanygames_8857
      @_justtoomanygames_8857 7 років тому +65

      Shame the game he was promoting is ass

    • @EmoSideshow
      @EmoSideshow 7 років тому +66

      I mean the dude has a kid. Hes probably just trying to pay rent and so forth.

    • @lanionlol4164
      @lanionlol4164 7 років тому +13

      _JustTooManyGames_ He has a kid

    • @jameshiggins8601
      @jameshiggins8601 7 років тому +4

      THANK YOU

  • @jetzrod3916
    @jetzrod3916 4 роки тому +151

    In the Polybius Episode: "Destroy? I only do this to bad Games!"
    In the Charlie's Angels Episode: *Destroys a game he never played*

    • @asahi5912
      @asahi5912 4 роки тому +25

      because its basically the same gameplay, same graphic

    • @gouravchakraborty9801
      @gouravchakraborty9801 3 роки тому +4

      Because it is same as GameCube version but even worse

  • @8-BitEric
    @8-BitEric 7 років тому +1393

    2017 the year of the NERD!

    • @rjmario2234
      @rjmario2234 7 років тому +27

      8-Bit Eric every year is the year of the nerd

    • @derossetmyers47
      @derossetmyers47 7 років тому +1

      I _wish_ it was the year of the NERD.

    • @derossetmyers47
      @derossetmyers47 7 років тому +2

      Simon Harris Um... Okay. 😕

    • @jerelminter
      @jerelminter 7 років тому +2

      Not even close, more like 2006 and 2007.

    • @ghostface1028
      @ghostface1028 7 років тому

      The Nerd is my zodiac sign!

  • @AwesomeConn
    @AwesomeConn 7 років тому +175

    This is the most frequent you've uploaded in years. Thank you for all the effort you're putting in.

    • @maykstuff
      @maykstuff 7 років тому +3

      Modelian 100% this comment

  • @afterburner44
    @afterburner44 7 років тому +273

    So many episodes in 2017...
    This must be a dream!

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 6 років тому +35

    One thing that the nerd didn't mention is that the Gamecube version had a pretty infamous and mysterious game breaking glitch that pretty prevented you from playing most of the game and it works like this. If you would start the game without a memory card or stick in your gamecube, the game would loop you back to the middle of level 1 if you got near the end of level 1. Alot of people apparantly had this happening and pretty much never played the game, lucky them.

  • @hokage1997
    @hokage1997 7 років тому +467

    James is pumping these avgn videos out like crazy. I love it

    • @Judas1911WR1
      @Judas1911WR1 7 років тому +7

      i imagine this mad-man is already editing episode 190 while we watch 153 :D anways i hope he secretly works on new Board James episodes

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 7 років тому

      +n0Sk_ill Love some Board James

    • @JackSparrow-kj6gp
      @JackSparrow-kj6gp 7 років тому

      EnclaveTesla he is desperate for money, it isn't about the videos or fans anymore, it's about how much money he can squeeze out.

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 7 років тому

      Start fresh and anew. eLiFILMS makes no money. Has no fans. We won't squeeze. Just love ❤️

    • @retrosoul8770
      @retrosoul8770 7 років тому +1

      Jack I didn't know you knew and were close with the guy. Though who knows I'm not outright saying you're wrong.

  • @vibesraider
    @vibesraider 7 років тому +264

    He'll yeah sonic 06 and now this awesome

  • @300fusionfall
    @300fusionfall 7 років тому +226

    I love how fast we are getting these episodes.

  • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
    @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 5 років тому +71

    The sudden shift from Nerd being amused to fuming with rage before he unleased his pent-up fury was both terrifying and hilarious.

  • @ChefJerky
    @ChefJerky 7 років тому +803

    Please James, make a patreon let your fans support you and not some horrible mobile game company

    • @MV60
      @MV60 7 років тому +13

      They apparently reversed the dumb charge thing as well recently.

    • @johnemory7485
      @johnemory7485 7 років тому +4

      This. Exactly this.

    • @slipperyphish
      @slipperyphish 7 років тому

      Couldnt agree more

    • @harshnemesis
      @harshnemesis 6 років тому +22

      It's not like he needs either, he makes hundreds a video, he is just being greedy and I would rather have him advertise anything other than this mobile garbage mtx games, that's all time low.

    • @jakegordon4204
      @jakegordon4204 6 років тому +36

      Dark show stats on that claim. How do you know how much he makes?

  • @muhanc.a.9299
    @muhanc.a.9299 7 років тому +177

    2017 year of the nerd, I must be in the heaven of bad videogames.

    • @muhanc.a.9299
      @muhanc.a.9299 7 років тому +1

      Hey! You! Yes, you! Support James' Ass-ponsors to support his channel.
      I've said.

    • @5nesta
      @5nesta 7 років тому +1

      +NERDVANA *WHISTLE CONCERT*
      _No._

  • @oxnut9491
    @oxnut9491 7 років тому +701

    Please make a patreon! Me and many others would happily donate to you in this time of ad-crisis. You have made all of us laugh over the many years, and it's the least we can do without having to watch a depressing mobile game ad in the beginning. Please read this!

    • @christiandelarama3009
      @christiandelarama3009 7 років тому +31

      i agree with you, buddy! i support this idea!

    • @BronchoKyle
      @BronchoKyle 7 років тому +24

      An ad you can easily skip over. Oh the struggle is real 🙄

    • @oxnut9491
      @oxnut9491 7 років тому +42

      BronchoKyle if you read my comment, you would realize me and many others are offering him a way to get more money more reliably than a mobile game ad. The little thing in the beginning isn't really too bothersome, but we want him to know there is an alternative!

    • @keenanmccarty9925
      @keenanmccarty9925 7 років тому +1

      Oxnut id patron James Hard

    • @AtDawn
      @AtDawn 7 років тому +2

      Agreed!! I would definitely support

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon 5 років тому +77

    7:49 Right now in Mortal Kombat 11 one of Sindel's attacks has her breaking her opponent's face with her ass. No I'm not joking, watch her reveal trailer.

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 4 роки тому +1

      Really?

    • @mitchcolburn1216
      @mitchcolburn1216 4 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan 4 роки тому +8

      Kitana has that too. It's awesome. Also, in MKX Mileena had a brutality where she smashed her opponents head with her ass.

    • @chengliu872
      @chengliu872 4 роки тому +5

      I remember in Soul Calibur IV, Cassandra had a similar attack as her finishing move.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +1

      Well, I had my fill. What an odd attack

  • @TheSwiftFalcon
    @TheSwiftFalcon 7 років тому +249

    I liked the video, glad to see some more AVGN.
    To be honest, the Vikings mobile game looks like the typical exploitative "pay too win"/"pay to not wait" trash that is so prevalent on in the mobile market. I would actually rather play the Charlie's Angels game.

    • @Pattyobrien3
      @Pattyobrien3 7 років тому +13

      The nerd's got bills too.

    • @alegomanYTPs
      @alegomanYTPs 7 років тому +4

      pretty sure he makes enough money from ad rev and blu rays to pay for bills, you know he's a millionnaire right?

    • @Pattyobrien3
      @Pattyobrien3 7 років тому +2

      Millionaires got bills too!

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому +5

      Hopefully, he reviews shitty mobile games from today, in 15 years.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому +4

      @Christian The Balloon Scout And that money's probably all gone into production in 1 year's time

  • @toom_moot
    @toom_moot 7 років тому +340

    I felt his soul leave his body during the ad, but really, AVGN is such a great show, wish all the best.

    • @moddymadeye
      @moddymadeye 7 років тому +2

      Yeah, he looked so out of place

  • @kevl647
    @kevl647 7 років тому +80

    Next time on AVGN: Corey in the House for the Nintendo DS

    • @Misst004-x4t
      @Misst004-x4t 7 років тому

      Kevin Leonard LMFAO YES

    • @laneharder9993
      @laneharder9993 7 років тому +2

      How dare you insult that masterpiece...

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 3 роки тому +8

    6:12 "Snake Eater did a long ladder, and it was awesome. But…w-why am I even comparing this to Snake Eater? W-why am I even playing this?"
    -Jon Jafari

  • @umbrellacorpsecurity6511
    @umbrellacorpsecurity6511 7 років тому +150

    Vikings: War of ASS

    • @alialhajeri8214
      @alialhajeri8214 7 років тому +1

      Raiding that ass like Ragnar raided Britain.

  • @DurandalOfAegis
    @DurandalOfAegis 7 років тому +213

    FINALY THE DAMN AVGN SONG IS BACK FOR THE INTRO!!

    • @DurandalOfAegis
      @DurandalOfAegis 7 років тому

      Hi! I dunno, I feel like UA-cam has changed so much in the past few years. I'm not sure I would know what to do to make sure I still stand out. Thanks for asking, happy holidays!

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 6 років тому

      Dan021 Great!

    • @adamatomic41
      @adamatomic41 6 років тому +1

      Disappointing; the AVGN song is horrible.

    • @DurandalOfAegis
      @DurandalOfAegis 6 років тому +1

      obvious trolling

  • @Syntaxterror7
    @Syntaxterror7 7 років тому +56

    Noticed the other day that a local bar/arcade has a AVGN rolling rock drink special

  • @mr.spookms
    @mr.spookms 6 років тому +222

    The viking game looks like every single damn game on the play store

    • @Luckiestof13
      @Luckiestof13 5 років тому +27

      And I bet it is a shitty game that sucks ass like them all.

    • @hebajeba9677
      @hebajeba9677 5 років тому +4

      ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @fardeenrabbani4320
      @fardeenrabbani4320 4 роки тому +2

      @Foxy Except last day on earth and subway surfers

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 4 роки тому +3

      @@fardeenrabbani4320 Correction, the OLD Subway Surfers. The new version is shit.

    • @chimpindoge3474
      @chimpindoge3474 4 роки тому +1

      Mixed Bag of Content its the same shit

  • @psychedoutmike5957
    @psychedoutmike5957 7 років тому +242

    You're just shitting out all these great episodes! This is the Nerd renaissance we weren't ready for!

    • @gundamsdm
      @gundamsdm 7 років тому +6

      ... a Christmas miracle!

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 7 років тому +2

      We always asked for this.

  • @aldoparziale5669
    @aldoparziale5669 7 років тому +425

    This was done perfectly with all the live action jokes about the shit being thrown at him out of nowhere and the invisible walls, priceless 😎

    • @RaceToNowhere
      @RaceToNowhere 7 років тому +1

      Holy Beard

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 7 років тому +8

      The obviously foam cinderblock he squishes at the end when it "crushes" him lol

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 років тому +5

      In soviet Russia you crush cinderblock with own arms and torso. XD

    • @ElBribri
      @ElBribri 7 років тому +2

      THE INVISIBLE WALLS GOTME, I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 7 років тому +131

    "Sure...reasearch"
    Charlie, you said what we were all thinking

  • @guts7925
    @guts7925 5 років тому +28

    8:19 I was expecting "Assaholic" But its fine.

  • @kylejohnson423
    @kylejohnson423 7 років тому +21

    I drank a beer right as the nerd did and we put them down at the exact same time, and had the same reaction. my life is complete.

  • @miloticas2795
    @miloticas2795 7 років тому +42

    SO MANY NEW EPISODES BLESS YOU JAMES

  • @HarlemDuck
    @HarlemDuck 7 років тому +79

    New AVGN? Day is automatically great.

  • @aaronmurphy8037
    @aaronmurphy8037 4 роки тому +15

    5:49 I love this scene of the video

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 7 років тому +392

    Even the word 'Herald' on the newspaper is misspelled. These are NES level fuck ups on the Gamecube. Good grief.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 7 років тому +13

      Maybe the idea was to avoid trademark infringement. I bet the New York Times didn't want any involvement with this piece of crap

    • @Tcsman
      @Tcsman 7 років тому

      Garrett Seno america

    • @kristophsams5036
      @kristophsams5036 7 років тому +3

      If that paper is a real newspaper company, I'd mispell it too if I didn't have the rights to use it.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 7 років тому +4

      This is definitely on purpose to avoid trademark violation. Sorry Sherlock, but youre not the detective you thought you were.

    • @onlyicedgarrett7791
      @onlyicedgarrett7791 7 років тому +1

      Skip To My Lou You could've just done 'Herald Times' or some name that doesn't exist. There's more than one way to skin a cat, and I feel they chose a way that was silly.

  • @emircykman_music
    @emircykman_music 7 років тому +49

    I'm so glad i can understand english enough to enjoy avgn :')

  • @imaloony8
    @imaloony8 7 років тому +8

    Whoa, that was a really jarring ad at the beginning. Can't really blame him though. Guy's gotta make a living.
    Pretty incredible how quickly we've been getting these episodes! This is the rate of peak production from back in the Gametrailers days. Since Halloween we've gotten 4 episodes! Hell, it might be even faster than the Gametrailers days.

  • @johncarter5995
    @johncarter5995 6 років тому +38

    “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!”

  • @Sindragozer
    @Sindragozer 7 років тому +891

    Do you think they gave Cameron Diaz a CD as her power-up because it's her initials?

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 7 років тому +57

      Sindragozer ooooooooooo

    • @LukeZwarteVacht
      @LukeZwarteVacht 7 років тому +47

      maybe it's because she dances to "Baby Got Back" in the movie?

    • @MrMegamattX
      @MrMegamattX 7 років тому +7

      Dammit! I was gonna say that! :D

    • @TheitaniofRome
      @TheitaniofRome 7 років тому +72

      Sindragozer your statement has more thought than the entire movie.

    • @SquigglesZero
      @SquigglesZero 7 років тому +4

      I second this

  • @Jackass94
    @Jackass94 7 років тому +2098

    James you should make a Patreon to help combat this 'adpocalypse nonsense' - I'd donate (=

    • @deanrealenzo1862
      @deanrealenzo1862 7 років тому +37

      me too

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 7 років тому +59

      Id think he just doesn't like using other people's money to help himself
      I wouldn't like it even if i needed help.

    • @joerobinson69
      @joerobinson69 7 років тому +235

      Agreed. I clicked this video and was shocked to see James shilling for some shitty mobile game. Don't get me wrong, I have mad respect for his content and for him as a person. Patreon is def the way to go.

    • @Charion-50
      @Charion-50 7 років тому +20

      I dunno about it.. The whole adpocolyspe is rough but I'm sure he's alright without patreon.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 7 років тому +46

      Honestly, I think he could open a patreon, never mention it to anyone and he'd still get donations.

  • @minerobking1533
    @minerobking1533 7 років тому +90

    10 Episodes in one year! It felt like a dream.

  • @gamegod6859
    @gamegod6859 6 років тому +17

    5:57 best part

  • @jamesgillre
    @jamesgillre 7 років тому +68

    That foam brick tho

  • @ShiriaruKitaOld
    @ShiriaruKitaOld 7 років тому +350

    If the content is good, I don't care about the sponsor thing. I even understand, seeing what youtube has become... Also, another episode so soon? Great!

    • @peliparado94
      @peliparado94 7 років тому +20

      Also, let's not forget that James' got a daughter, and is wating for a second child. Even though he's an internet celebrity, I dont suppose videos and donations alone get him a lot of money. Everyone's gotta eat.

    • @makihara3713
      @makihara3713 7 років тому +3

      Next thing in the AVGN videos you'd be seeing product placements, then cameos by the sponsers lol. Money over creativity.

    • @alexrune2061
      @alexrune2061 7 років тому +2

      Shiriaru Kita Same but its a shit game :(

    • @ZicoTops
      @ZicoTops 7 років тому +6

      papuwa papuwa Dude, thanks to the sponsorships he can say all the asses and fucks that he wants, imagine if you'd hear a _beep_ in between every bad word to prevent getting demonetized, you wouldn't like that right?

    • @imacomputer8640
      @imacomputer8640 7 років тому

      Zico Tops good god it wouldn't even be AVGN.

  • @milesblack6380
    @milesblack6380 7 років тому +154

    Loving all the new AVGN episodes

  • @hztb9918
    @hztb9918 6 років тому +131

    I just started to watch the AVGN series and now i'm hooked. I love these videos

  • @TheMetalmicah57
    @TheMetalmicah57 7 років тому +306

    Its like he has a mortgage, 2 kids, a wife, and bills to pay or something.

    • @PyramidgodMeekman6
      @PyramidgodMeekman6 7 років тому +75

      I know right?! Gosh!! How DARE he feed his family and do what's needed!

    • @jackjolli
      @jackjolli 7 років тому +7

      we already support his family and mike, bullshit to throw this at the fans

    • @81Mendel
      @81Mendel 7 років тому +23

      I know... but it seems to me he could make the commercial in his actual style instead of this more official shilly way. I think the commercial would be actually more successfull if he did it in the nerd style. Exposure would be good either way and people would understand it even if he said the advertized game was shit. Hell, if he actually made fun of that mobile game instead of praising it I would have actually checked it out! Now I won't and the video gets downvote because I don't like this style. I mean... I'm actually more likely to check out that ps2 game than the mobile game now...

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 7 років тому +1

      He has kids?!

    • @fervcorsica3358
      @fervcorsica3358 7 років тому +7

      Wait, what. 2 kids? When did that happened?

  • @5uperM
    @5uperM 7 років тому +42

    Hey! At least the phone didn't try to murder you.

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 7 років тому

      That was Board James! This is the AVGN!

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 7 років тому

      Yeah that's kinda true since the Video Games episode on Board James!

  • @Pahricida
    @Pahricida 7 років тому +338

    It's painful to see AVGN read a script for a shitty ass mobile game but if theres one person I will just happily sit through it to get the content it's him.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm 7 років тому +11

      he should do a "review" on it, next ^.^

    • @xSuperCartmanx
      @xSuperCartmanx 7 років тому +15

      I agree but hey we all need some chedda and he puts out good content

    • @taylorwoolston8856
      @taylorwoolston8856 7 років тому +1

      You can skip it.

    • @mwbgaming28
      @mwbgaming28 7 років тому +5

      That type of "game" wouldn't exist if in app purchases were banned

    • @InciniumVGC
      @InciniumVGC 7 років тому +7

      I'm not too bothered, we all need to pay our bills somehow.

  • @johnlebay4124
    @johnlebay4124 5 років тому +19

    5:34 Wow! That brick must've felt bad about hitting him so hard, so it turned itself into rubber out of pity!... I don't know, you try to explain it!

  • @Godooable
    @Godooable 7 років тому +869

    Where can I donate to you so that you don't have to do awkward sponsorships?

    • @jackwainscott6343
      @jackwainscott6343 7 років тому +19

      Tyrone Woodley holding a monster aluminum can while standing in the ring , that really looks awkward, not a video game nerd talking about a video game.

    • @bendaljames9884
      @bendaljames9884 7 років тому +44

      Jack Wainscott just stop

    • @jimmymelendez1836
      @jimmymelendez1836 6 років тому +13

      Bendal James Stop what? He's not saying anything wrong.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 років тому +30

      Jack Wainscott after 13 years of content without these random sponsorships, yes, it’s pretty awkward.

    • @superrichio8341
      @superrichio8341 6 років тому +2

      2.5 million subs... He doesn't have to take sponsorships from anyone

  • @theonemouse
    @theonemouse 7 років тому +51

    Oh God... The GameCube and it’s generation is “retro” now....
    I officially feel old now

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 7 років тому +5

      been retro for a while now, just like the OG xbox.

    • @DeToxCommunity
      @DeToxCommunity 7 років тому +5

      Just wait until the next consoles come out, effectively making the 360 and PS3 retro...

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 7 років тому +4

      I couldn't believe it either, but yes. This game is almost exactly as old today as the Jaguar CD was when he reviewed it.

    • @Patrick19833
      @Patrick19833 7 років тому +3

      The PS2 will be 20 years old in 2020. That's only 3 years away!

    • @zebare726
      @zebare726 7 років тому

      The1Mouseketeer
      Odd.. Feels like it was not all that long since the game stores had xbox, gc and ps2 in there used section.

  • @miguelonucr
    @miguelonucr 7 років тому +11

    I had a very shitty day today, exhausted from work... I got home and watched the AVGN and voila, everything is good now! Classic intro and everything! Life is good! Thanks James!!!!!

  • @richie616
    @richie616 5 років тому +7

    Roger Ebert's quotes on the movie just might be my favorite lines about anything, ever.

  • @metathpr4h290
    @metathpr4h290 7 років тому +36

    I totally lost it when he started to get hit by random objects out of nowhere, hilarious episode.

  • @SparkstarScope
    @SparkstarScope 7 років тому +425

    "This is an all-time low, we're reaching here! And you know where."
    I hope that was a reference to the mobile game ad.

    • @luisquesado7148
      @luisquesado7148 7 років тому +62

      Probably was. He didn't look very happy advertising the mobile game (sorry for my bad english)

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 6 років тому

      Da Vo He’d have to risk skipping the actual opening.

    • @brandon9271
      @brandon9271 6 років тому +45

      Got to pay the bills somehow. UA-cam has gotten really shitty lately with monetization and such. So yeah, blame Google

    • @AllHailKingKurt
      @AllHailKingKurt 6 років тому +1

      Wisemankugel Memicus I was able to skip it without missing the intro, not that hard.

    • @Daybreak81523
      @Daybreak81523 6 років тому +8

      Hey man, he's got bills to pay.

  • @TheVideoGameNerd1000
    @TheVideoGameNerd1000 7 років тому +53

    I like the direction of where AVGN is going, reviewing modern bad games is still good content

    • @demyxtrashcan469
      @demyxtrashcan469 7 років тому +4

      Would a gamecube game still be considered modern? Even Sonic 06 came out 11 years ago.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 7 років тому +17

      Yeah at this point Nintendo 64 and the PSOne are as retro as SNES and Genesis. To James, who is close to 40 years old, they aren't, but to many of his fans who grew up in the 90s they are, and he probably realizes that.

  • @moebacca
    @moebacca 5 років тому +10

    "Here's a game that is literally ass!".. love you James. Never change.

  • @Bozar069
    @Bozar069 7 років тому +411

    Should do one on that shit mobile game next.

    • @dazcouz
      @dazcouz 7 років тому +9

      Haha what a way to lose your sponsor instantly

    • @RS234
      @RS234 7 років тому +3

      Take a diarrhea dump and drown it with beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @gi_nattak
      @gi_nattak 7 років тому +2

      hardest I've laughed in a while.

    • @badlydrawnboy321
      @badlydrawnboy321 7 років тому +3

      That would be fucking incredible.

    • @cbou713
      @cbou713 7 років тому +6

      That's hilarious, just say, "fuck you, I got my money, now suffer."

  • @ToddTheTolerable
    @ToddTheTolerable 7 років тому +107

    Really killing it with the uploads, James!

  • @ViDiGames1
    @ViDiGames1 7 років тому +158

    7:45 "Ass attack" - They should make a sequel and name it "Charlie's Angels: Ass Attack".

    • @tadeuferreira4059
      @tadeuferreira4059 7 років тому +2

      AS Nerd have said on his Schwazenegger games episode, this game and his producers were assholics, LOL...

  • @cutecommie
    @cutecommie 6 років тому +390

    When someone tells me today's games are oversexualized, I show them this game.

    • @TheN1ghtwalker
      @TheN1ghtwalker 5 років тому +8

      Also MK9

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +19

      @@TheN1ghtwalker We need more sexualization in games if MK9 is any indication.

    • @roachdoggjr.5494
      @roachdoggjr.5494 4 роки тому +6

      See nekopara

    • @joedoe5189
      @joedoe5189 4 роки тому +7

      Dead or alive and dead or alive beach volleyball

    • @johnlawful2272
      @johnlawful2272 4 роки тому +6

      @@jacobhernandez7250 the ass attack is in mk11

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 7 років тому +12

    6:40 Lucy Liu's face looks like one of Leatherface's masks!

  • @LookingForTheTop
    @LookingForTheTop 7 років тому +139

    That moment when it hits you Gamecube is retro now.

    • @RyBPierce
      @RyBPierce 7 років тому +11

      To be honest, you could probably get away with calling some xbox 360 games retro at this point. The system is 12 years old this year. Wouldn't be surprised if we got a Perfect Dark Zero episode sometime in the near future.

    • @YunTaeGoO
      @YunTaeGoO 7 років тому +4

      gamecube was retro 10 years ago...wtf

    • @alegomanYTPs
      @alegomanYTPs 7 років тому +1

      don't, retro is like 30 years at least, vintage being 40, old school maybe?

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 7 років тому +2

      I was told that vintage only applies to cars and I think that's 27 years. An antique for the record applies to Furniture and it takes a 100 years for a piece to gain that status.

    • @1manorgy
      @1manorgy 7 років тому +1

      What should be hitting you at that point is the realization that you've traveled 10 years back in time you slowpoke

  • @tronmerncutsman
    @tronmerncutsman 7 років тому +67

    If it takes brief sponsorship promotions for more good content to come out, I'd take that any day of the week

  • @PunakiviAddikti
    @PunakiviAddikti 5 років тому +17

    The classic Nerd go to.
    *AAAAAASSSSSSSS!*

  • @gerbius
    @gerbius 7 років тому +100

    loving the new episodes nerd! keep it up, i understand why you gotta have a sponsor.

  • @Davidevgen
    @Davidevgen 7 років тому +335

    man this game is a$$ and its full of a$$ quite literally...

    • @Dr18Registered
      @Dr18Registered 7 років тому +3

      oh hey it's davidevgen

    • @Davidevgen
      @Davidevgen 7 років тому +1

      @ss

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 7 років тому

      davidevgen I like this game
      I'm an ass man

    • @tomb4250
      @tomb4250 7 років тому

      quite literally A Triple A$$ Experience 😂

  • @ferusgratia
    @ferusgratia 7 років тому +154

    The promo was painful. Mostly because I really respect AVGN and James, but I do not respect skinner box pay to win games. I mean maybe I'm wrong and Vikings is a great game (doesn't look it though), and maybe the money was awesome, but a promo of this type just didn't feel right.

    • @spidy12333
      @spidy12333 7 років тому +54

      He needs money to support his family. The current state of youtube is to blame

    • @NeoReoxis
      @NeoReoxis 7 років тому +17

      ferusgratia blame the adpocolypse

    • @BadMarriageKawagoe
      @BadMarriageKawagoe 6 років тому +7

      This right here. James, if you need the money, ask the community. I'm sure I speak for a large majority of us when I say, we will gladly throw money at you to keep the content as good as we've come to know it to be. Crowd funding, m8. Hell, we'd throw the money just to spite fucking mobile pay to win games, because mobile pay to win games are AAAASSSSSSS!!!!

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 6 років тому +2

      Man’s gotta eat. Buy his products to help. You can also donate via livestream

  • @rayray4000
    @rayray4000 3 роки тому +6

    The Ladder Climb in MGS 3 was actually cool because you get to listen to awesome music while climbing it

  • @skullkid1028
    @skullkid1028 7 років тому +92

    To think last year you only made 5 episodes, this is your tenth episode of 2017

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 7 років тому +1

      SkullKid24 the nerd is forever

    • @diabeeteez9291
      @diabeeteez9291 7 років тому +1

      SkullKid24 yeah but there was no monster madness this year just uploaded vids from cinemassacre october wasnt the same this year

  • @SuperiorSpyderSpideyFan
    @SuperiorSpyderSpideyFan 7 років тому +36

    Of all games to showcase here, HOLY WEBBING NOSTALGIA I never thought Spider-Man™ the Movie Game would be here. I salute you AVGN for that.

  • @DerMelodist
    @DerMelodist 7 років тому +42

    I honestly don't care that AVGN is taking Sponsored videos. If that means more Nerd, more power to ya!

  • @hunterbeatbilly9836
    @hunterbeatbilly9836 5 років тому +20

    7:21 Hey its lucy liu, i like your movies Ugh AAAAAAAAH

  • @seraphimdunn
    @seraphimdunn 7 років тому +15

    Merry Christmas to the Cinemassacre crew! Thanks for all the laughs

  • @alialhajeri8214
    @alialhajeri8214 7 років тому +9

    "You follow the arrow from crazy taxi" LMFAO one of the best episodes in recent memory 😂😂😂

  • @Lennyficate
    @Lennyficate 7 років тому +24

    The old theme song!!! ♥♥♥

  • @SoftwareAgentsTV
    @SoftwareAgentsTV 6 років тому +43

    James, how were you able to afford the man himself: Charlie the Voicebox?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 роки тому +1

      He's actually pretty cheap

  • @JBBost
    @JBBost 7 років тому +124

    No, Vikings: War of Clans is, in fact, shit.

  • @shadowandluigifan
    @shadowandluigifan 7 років тому +10

    Don't overexert yourself James, but We are all incredibly grateful so much constant Nerd content!

  • @1WBo55
    @1WBo55 7 років тому +373

    That Metal Gear Solid reference was so well timed. Thanks again NERD. Love the AVGN series

    • @Dick_Kickem69
      @Dick_Kickem69 7 років тому +5

      Bossman WilderMEZ he stole that joke from JonTron

    • @1WBo55
      @1WBo55 7 років тому +33

      Screwface Romeo Fam it's not a joke, it's an observation made by all Gamers. What are u talking about??
      Super Bunny Hop mentioned it, as well as many others, like YongYEA, AND every gamer who played MGS.
      It's not plagiarism if other ppl think the same thing in a different context

    • @The_Discovery_Pages
      @The_Discovery_Pages 7 років тому +2

      Screwface Romeo *Dunkey

    • @kylele23
      @kylele23 7 років тому +20

      Screwface Romeo it’s literally the most iconic scene in the series next to the microwave hallway. Everyone has made that ladder connection.

    • @MasterGaryFan
      @MasterGaryFan 7 років тому +8

      kylele23 Most iconic scene in the series?? Top 20...maybe, but when I think the Metal Gear series, it's not a top 10 scene that comes to mind.

  • @fuzz489
    @fuzz489 5 років тому +30

    that Charlie thing is actually in my house, theres like 5 or 4, but they dont work

  • @snowblind9551
    @snowblind9551 7 років тому +79

    There's something special about hearing the Nerd mention MGS3.

    • @Czesnek
      @Czesnek 7 років тому +15

      What a thrill...

    • @Sakesann
      @Sakesann 7 років тому +1

      And Carzy Taxi. Clearly somebody else was writing the script, or he is just trying to make modern game references to keep the whole episode consistent, or to appeal to a younger generation (see mobile game ad :) ).

    • @DinoManny89
      @DinoManny89 7 років тому +2

      With darkness and silence through the night!

    • @kristophsams5036
      @kristophsams5036 7 років тому +2

      He *does* follow modern games, and understands franchises. He did to a MG NES game a while back when Snake Eater was already out. Its called research. Also, unless you are living under a rock, you'd know Crazy Taxi as well as when the Simpsons ripped it off for their awful game.

    • @JHMBB2
      @JHMBB2 7 років тому +1

      One of the most iconic scenes in any video game, how can you not! I've actually seen a few other people at least hum the tune if they play a game where they climb a long ladder.

  • @bowgode6048
    @bowgode6048 7 років тому +13

    James sounds so polite when he’s not the nerd

  • @Giesela0815
    @Giesela0815 7 років тому +23

    Its great being sponsored, now he can swear in AVGN fashion without being hurt by demonetization.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 7 років тому +2

      exactly, so support your favorite channels on Patreon, even a buck can help keep your fave channels from becoming "family friendly".

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 7 років тому +1

      Not by a mobile game corporation. He must let us sponsor him, not the vile venom of the video game market, mobile games.

  • @lolwut5235
    @lolwut5235 7 років тому +147

    Hey it's a Lucy Liu, I love your movies... AHHHHHRGH!!

  • @p8n839
    @p8n839 7 років тому +17

    Jesus Christ James, you're really pushing these videos out quickly. We really appreciate all of your hard work man, it makes some the best content on youtube for a whole lot of us to enjoy.

  • @JSN117
    @JSN117 7 років тому +116

    Start a patreon!

    • @igormorais4192
      @igormorais4192 7 років тому +1

      honestly it's about time he did that

  • @superomegamkiii2313
    @superomegamkiii2313 7 років тому +34

    You better watch out don't give these games a try. You better watch out he's telling you why. The Angry Video Game Nerd is here. 🎅🎄🎁