Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure (Gamecube) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • For the eleventh day of his Christmas, the Nerd questions why he needs to walk around a virtual version of a real theme park, as he tries out Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure for the GameCube.
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  • @Anonymous-js5zn
    @Anonymous-js5zn 8 років тому +4203

    James Rolfe actually protested and tried to stop the tearing down of the set from Phantom of the Opera.

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 8 років тому +217

      +Barrett What really? :o I never knew that.

    • @Anonymous-js5zn
      @Anonymous-js5zn 8 років тому +486

      it's on his imdb page

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 8 років тому +661

      Thanks :) Can't blame a guy for trying I guess as its a subject close to his heart. Good on him.

    • @shragl472
      @shragl472 8 років тому +672

      I can believe that, movies are James' passion, particularly classic horror films, so for him to protest destroying the oldest surviving movie set, which also happens to be a classic horror film, no real surprise for him.

    • @frankrtwiw
      @frankrtwiw 8 років тому +230

      The only bright side to all this is that they at least kept the Paris Opera House set, which of course was inside the soundstage before it was demolished.

  • @DyingToLive310
    @DyingToLive310 9 років тому +2343

    At the request of the person... I will not mention who it was, but I have a family member who worked on this game. The original concept was:
    The arcade room was going to be the place you'd earn tokens to go on rides. Arcade games were ranging from Universal trivia or puzzle games. Winning would give you tokens where you could go to the rides of major films. Each film would be a genre related 2D classic video game. For example: Back to the Future was going to be a beat em up but side scrolling like Metal Slug, set in the western era of the third movie but instead of a gun Marty had a whip (I assume the whip instead of a gun was because this was when games were being attacked by soccer moms complaining about the violence in video games). Jurassic Park was a top down racing game with the SUV from the movie, had to dodge tar spitting dinos or else the T-Rex at the bottom of the screen would catch up to you . E.T. was possibly a space shooter with ET trying to get home but they canned the idea before going into detail about it.
    So what happened? Kemco the publishers fucked everything over. You should know them James, they made Bug's Bunny Birthday Blowout and Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle lol.

    • @GLTgman9180
      @GLTgman9180 9 років тому +185

      Reminds me of the movie industry.

    • @Eversor
      @Eversor 9 років тому +272

      Slevin Reviews Yup, i do game design and theres nothing worse than having this great idea that you cant wait to make in to a game, only to have it shot down because of some bullshit bias reason.
      The reasoning behind this game was probably "oh we want to teach people to pick up their trash in our theme park, so we will make it part of the game so next time they visit they wont throw it on the floor" thats what i imagine happened, or something just as dumb.

    • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
      @TheHeroOfTomorrow 8 років тому +48

      Slevin Reviews Somebody needs to make this game.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 8 років тому +57

      +Slevin Reviews Very insightful, thanks for sharing. Kemco ruin everything they touch.

    • @DyingToLive310
      @DyingToLive310 8 років тому +27

      SethBlizzard Yeah they've been behind a lot terrible games.

  • @Burn_Angel
    @Burn_Angel 7 років тому +489

    I just lost it when James laughed like Woody Woodpecker.

    • @nickmaatjes5611
      @nickmaatjes5611 5 років тому +17

      Yeah , me too he's fucking hilarious

    • @MMayel26
      @MMayel26 4 роки тому +24

      Fuck you! You Woody-bunny-fucking-pecker piece of shit!

    • @partypoison9438
      @partypoison9438 4 роки тому +15

      3:35

    • @kcrikk5818
      @kcrikk5818 3 роки тому +6

      I keep replying that bit cause it kills me each time 😂

  • @VFuzball
    @VFuzball 7 років тому +885

    when I went to Universal, it was the super bowl, and there basically were no lines.

  • @JohnSkellington
    @JohnSkellington 9 років тому +1154

    Not only did Universal demolish their oldest set of all, The Phantom of the Opera, to make way for a Harry Potter ride in Universal Hollywood, they also recently demolished the famous long-running Jaws ride in Universal Florida to make way for another Harry Potter ride, even though there already was one in Islands of Adventures! What were they thinking?! Well at least they still have E.T. Adventure.

    • @aaronthebox
      @aaronthebox 9 років тому +64

      Actually they didn't destroy the Phantom set for Harry Potter, they demolished an Amphitheater that housed concerts, I'm not sure why they destroyed a 100 year old soundstage, but it wasn't for a ride

    • @aaronharvey9943
      @aaronharvey9943 9 років тому +11

      My brother went thee and said they hardly even credit The Burbs neighborhood. Its credited as the desperate housewives set.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 9 років тому +12

      John Sullivan Harry Potter is popular. Can't do anything about that.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 9 років тому +6

      ssjup81 King Kong for Mummy.

    • @waaagh3203
      @waaagh3203 9 років тому +5

      John Sullivan Well....I guess they can do whatever they want to do with their own property.

  • @Lungkisser
    @Lungkisser 9 років тому +1092

    Best one yet! Had a real length, felt like a real, full AVGN episode.

    • @lyylski
      @lyylski 9 років тому +122

      "Had a real length" so wait, what were we talking about here?

    • @pieguylol
      @pieguylol 9 років тому +10

      ***** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @SlipknotRevan
      @SlipknotRevan 9 років тому +16

      Uncut

    • @ChrisBenoit31
      @ChrisBenoit31 9 років тому +11

      If you know what I mean..

    • @KriztofferSwank
      @KriztofferSwank 9 років тому +44

      Too bad it feels recycled because the footage is all from a James & Mike episode.

  • @petrichor04_
    @petrichor04_ 5 років тому +166

    5:48 James breaking character always makes me smile.

  • @axelx666
    @axelx666 8 років тому +2262

    If this was a modern day game
    The micro-transactions would be though the roof.

    • @sorurus7552
      @sorurus7552 8 років тому +153

      Point Menu:
      1 = $100
      10 = $1,000
      100 = $10,000

    • @103035icle
      @103035icle 8 років тому +57

      depends on the developer. EA? definitly.

    • @103035icle
      @103035icle 8 років тому +13

      +Robert Harris publisher*

    • @blackadder5517
      @blackadder5517 8 років тому +30

      (Cough) EA (Cough)

    • @robinblyth5342
      @robinblyth5342 8 років тому +50

      you would have to pay to get on the rides

  • @pikminguy55
    @pikminguy55 9 років тому +519

    On the 11th day of Shitmas, THE Fred Fuchs gave to me
    11 Flickering Glitches
    10 Awkward Controllers
    9 Shitty Power-ups
    8 Virtual Boys
    7 Useless Weapons
    6 Purple Objects
    5 BIBLE GAMES!
    4 CDI'S
    3 Nerd Clones
    2 Sega Add-Ons
    And a game of E.T on Atari!

    • @damiennevels3902
      @damiennevels3902 9 років тому +39

      12 LJN licensed games

    • @pikminguy55
      @pikminguy55 9 років тому +4

      Damien Nevels
      Wait till the 12th day

    • @RA9935
      @RA9935 9 років тому +8

      Sounds like an average day on cod for me...... But still.... Terrifying.... Ohhh boy an LJN CONSOLE....... I think...... Maybe its a shotgun with a virtual boy duct taped to the iron sights...... With ET being the only game..... Hm......

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 років тому +8

      LOL 8 Virtual Boys and 2 Sega Add-Ons

    • @ForgottenCrackers
      @ForgottenCrackers 9 років тому +3

      Awesome!

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 7 років тому +3066

    I think Nintendo made this game shitty on purpose as revenge for Universal trying to sue them over Donkey Kong.

    • @pixel5708
      @pixel5708 7 років тому +114

      Nice one.

    • @Izaya-472
      @Izaya-472 7 років тому +12

      Lol

    • @djkamzpr0
      @djkamzpr0 7 років тому +52

      Verdrid Gaming At least is lincensed (sorry for saying that wrong) by Nintendo, right?

    • @ZazzyZman
      @ZazzyZman 7 років тому +72

      toonbat and now they're making Mario at universal

    • @EvelynJevilyn
      @EvelynJevilyn 7 років тому +46

      Zazzy Z-man
      Nintendo rekted Universal Studios, made them make a game that sucks, and asked if they could make rides for their mascots. Hey, at least Universal Studios has seen better days then Acolade, Sega, and Namco!

  • @jimmyjimbo72
    @jimmyjimbo72 7 років тому +104

    I love it when James laughs during the episodes, like at 5:50. Makes everything even funnier.

  • @TrueBlueProd
    @TrueBlueProd 8 років тому +92

    3:37 He never forgot

  • @whoisthisgit
    @whoisthisgit 9 років тому +901

    Every system needs one truly awful game, and the GameCube is lucky that it got its own right at the start.

    • @Duplighost_
      @Duplighost_ 9 років тому +11

      I didn't think I'd see you here....... ;)

    • @Juliansnake1000
      @Juliansnake1000 9 років тому +2

      IT'S YOU!!!! OMG!

    • @Ikiez_r
      @Ikiez_r 9 років тому +8

      I never expected seeing Whoisthisgit here
      I love your videos

    • @creeperfriendlyhugs
      @creeperfriendlyhugs 9 років тому +2

      :D

    • @B5DIN
      @B5DIN 9 років тому +5

      What are you doing here, Lub Lub? Planning to crash into the WTC2?

  • @EdwardPification
    @EdwardPification 9 років тому +23

    "Dude, I fucken shook hands with E.T, I mean, come on." - AVGN
    Could replay that 1000 times lol

  • @Fondoofus5542
    @Fondoofus5542 3 роки тому +45

    4:54 the funniest title I’ve ever heard in a Mario game. Great one James.

  • @MiaowGaiGar
    @MiaowGaiGar 7 років тому +177

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Nerd had to unwrap,
    Eleven rides you don't ride,
    Ten days of loading,
    Nine Atari rapists,
    Eight bits of boredom,
    Seven plastic surgeons,
    Six restraining orders,
    Five-second musiiiic looops!
    Four hundred slaps,
    Three abominable buses,
    Two pedophiles,
    And a baby blue piece of dragon crap!

  • @PIEGUYRULZ
    @PIEGUYRULZ 9 років тому +828

    It makes sense that he reviewed all of this licensed crap for Christmas, seeing as most of the people buying them were poor clueless parents and family members as Christmas gifts.

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 9 років тому +82

      Unless that game is the amazing "Battle for Bikini Bottom."

    • @wariolandgoldpiramid
      @wariolandgoldpiramid 9 років тому +5

      Hey, PieGuy :)

    • @PIEGUYRULZ
      @PIEGUYRULZ 9 років тому +17

      randman
      True that :D

    • @TristaManiac
      @TristaManiac 9 років тому +11

      randman
      creature from the krusty krab was really good too

    • @laura_kristiansen
      @laura_kristiansen 9 років тому

      Omg its pieguy i love you :D

  • @Ermahnerd
    @Ermahnerd 9 років тому +474

    This game was programmed by a Universal Studios theme park janitor.

    • @MMayel26
      @MMayel26 4 роки тому +8

      Good explanation on why you pick up trash

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 4 роки тому +5

      They are trying to brain wash us into picking up after ourselves to make a better world. No thank you!

    • @absurdious
      @absurdious 3 роки тому +4

      that must be Glenn Matthews

    • @davidyoung5640
      @davidyoung5640 2 роки тому

      Sweep it up jannie

  • @Dyl482
    @Dyl482 8 років тому +47

    James delivery of his line at 0:44 very well as he transitioned from positive to negative in such a subtle manner while retaining the same voice tone.

  • @waxmen101
    @waxmen101 7 років тому +14

    The Universal Back to the Future Ride had a funny joke that stuck with me where the Professor warns you not to talk to yourself if you see yourself waiting on line lol

  • @spidertour02
    @spidertour02 9 років тому +332

    It's strange to see him cover a game that they've already done on James and Mike Mondays, but somehow this works.

    • @tmobile2120
      @tmobile2120 9 років тому +6

      old saying goes: So bad but so good to review

    • @RoseSupreme
      @RoseSupreme 9 років тому +18

      That could mean he could review Sonic '06. :D
      C'mon, AVGN. I know you cover old games, but seeing as how you reviewed a GameCube game and a 2006 piece-of-shit console (Hyperscanner), it won't hurt to try review something nearly 10 years old.

    • @harukatakahashi8822
      @harukatakahashi8822 9 років тому +1

      ***** Uhh everything right?

    • @blueviper64
      @blueviper64 9 років тому +3

      If he can review games they've already done on James and Mike mondays, then maybe he might review THE game from 2006

    • @Th1rt3eNoriginals
      @Th1rt3eNoriginals 9 років тому +1

      it makes sense, he would have all sorts of extra footage from playing it on the show. It would speed up production on these AVGN videos.

  • @TheMyth-pm9og
    @TheMyth-pm9og 9 років тому +390

    The nerd NEEDS to review Sonic '06. It would be so funny.

    • @cloudymind382
      @cloudymind382 9 років тому +57

      To new for him

    • @ndx2k
      @ndx2k 9 років тому +42

      hhh lll *Too

    • @choclynolo3827
      @choclynolo3827 9 років тому +18

      But what could he say about it that hasn't been said countless times by others?

    • @ColinElkin-ce1337
      @ColinElkin-ce1337 9 років тому +20

      hhh lll But the HyperScan from last episode came out in the same year

    • @ThatsMe517
      @ThatsMe517 9 років тому +31

      He already reviewed it.

  • @Freyja_fenris
    @Freyja_fenris 8 років тому +1838

    As much as I like Harry Potter, the fact they destroyed a piece of history in order to make a ride for it is a travesty in my opinion.

    • @thestallion8413
      @thestallion8413 8 років тому +94

      Though let's be honest...it probably doesn't matter to the newer generations who are going to miss out on such classics.

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 8 років тому +153

      I didn't exist. And I'm pissed that such an artifact of movie history is gone because of a bunch of stuffed pocketed board members. The bastards!

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 років тому +68

      Didn't they do it for environmental concerns, too? I thought I heard the set was made with Asbestos. You can't really fault them _too_ much, considering. (Then again, I'm not as big of a classic movie fan though I can respect them.)

    • @broformers6433
      @broformers6433 5 років тому +16

      Harry Potter came out wayyyy after the set was even destroyed, the books whereby even made yet. and Who cares, they need the space, would you rather have a Kool new Atraction or a decaying piece of "history" that know one is going to know about ever again, yall think juts because it's not even history, it's just an old movie set.

    • @LeaveTheMark_YT
      @LeaveTheMark_YT 5 років тому +62

      @@broformers6433 They never destroyed the set, they just demolished the studio it was housed in. It's still being preserved today, so....everyone was up in arms about a building.

  • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
    @sharkymcsnarkface6642 8 років тому +724

    0:22.
    Hold on a damn moment, you tell me that this trash collecting simulator is rated T for teens?

    • @jaznmarc15
      @jaznmarc15 8 років тому +69

      maybe you're picking up something else than trash?

    • @jaznmarc15
      @jaznmarc15 7 років тому +1

      ***** O.O

    • @tekdro
      @tekdro 7 років тому +5

      AT Productions Jaws is rated PG

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams 7 років тому +12

      tekdro Yes because today it would totally pass for a PG rating.

    • @extradeluxe141
      @extradeluxe141 7 років тому +61

      Well, you're collecting "T"rash.

  • @adampowell4778
    @adampowell4778 9 років тому +13

    3:37 Crazy Castle throwback :D

    • @toongamefan2248
      @toongamefan2248 9 років тому +6

      It's Been a Long Time Since I Hear Him Saying That. :D

  • @SuperJustinChannel
    @SuperJustinChannel 7 років тому +36

    Reminder: Kemco was the company that made this game, not Nintendo.
    They also made the Crazy Castle series.

  • @Whiffly001
    @Whiffly001 8 років тому +56

    Kemco. The Uwe Boll of game publishers.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 5 років тому +10

      Then what would LJN be? The Ed Wood?

  • @secondrival
    @secondrival 7 років тому +143

    3:50 I had to pick up trash at school to go to recess. Everyone has too. But since everyone has to, its rare to find trash.

    • @Xenoforge78
      @Xenoforge78 7 років тому +23

      Child labor.

    • @liammustapha6643
      @liammustapha6643 7 років тому +19

      SourceAnimator Imagine if the trash picking rule was real at Universal, I don't think you will be too lucky. Not to even find the smallest piece of gum!

    • @hectortexidor2357
      @hectortexidor2357 7 років тому +7

      Bygge Gaming341 , WHAT THE FUCK??!!!!
      WHY?

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 6 років тому +9

      I had to paint a wall as a punishment, an ADD kid doing it with me started painting desks and chairs, teacher came back and his face was priceless lol, fun times

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 6 років тому +7

      They say that some kids are still looking for trash to this day.

  • @PeteSkerritt
    @PeteSkerritt 9 років тому +124

    I was hoping that you'd give this game its own episode after the James & Mike sessions showed off how much you both hated it.
    ...and I wasn't disappointed.
    A "janitor sim" is the best genre definition here. I look at going on the rides as a diversion from the intense day of trash removal at Universal. I mean, sure, I know there are supposed to be labor laws, but maybe letting the kid on the rides is a way to keep him from telling the authorities. Or something.
    Really looking forward to Day 12, and what's in that big box of LJN.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 9 років тому +7

      LJN Video Art

    • @BigNut762
      @BigNut762 9 років тому +6

      No, it's actually a condom for Mike. It's so big that it takes up a box like that. LJN is just trying to get on Mike's and James' good side.

    • @BigNut762
      @BigNut762 9 років тому +1

      ***** Wait, it's NOT? Well, I've been looking in the wrong place. thanks for the heads-up.

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 9 років тому +1

      Woot!

  • @sphyr4973
    @sphyr4973 9 років тому +174

    Can't wait for The AVGN to unwrap Mike Matei's giant Schlong

    • @TheVividvivid
      @TheVividvivid 9 років тому +1

      Ok, I saw the one picture. Is this just a joke or does he actually got a 12 inch dick. Does this prove anything? It could of just been a clothing malfunction, right?

    • @DJKID777
      @DJKID777 9 років тому

      naa my shlong is bigger than his

    • @RZIisRaw
      @RZIisRaw 9 років тому

      Wat?

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 9 років тому +4

      Who knew that it was made by LJN this entire time...

    • @Duncaster
      @Duncaster 9 років тому

      dude, its the LJN video art console, NOT MIKES BIG ASS DICK

  • @marshaoakley3422
    @marshaoakley3422 8 років тому +154

    Theme parks are really big on keeping litter under control...
    This feels like a PSA on trash.

  • @CamTroid
    @CamTroid 6 років тому +76

    You know, It occurs to me that the Nerd has done reviews on earlier adaptations of every movie featured in this game.
    Jaws (NES)
    Back to the Future (NES/Genesis/Super Famicom)
    E.T (Atari 2600)
    Jurrassic Park (A ton of systems)
    Waterworld (Virtual Boy)

  • @Bonkasaurus_Rex
    @Bonkasaurus_Rex 8 років тому +448

    This looks like its like playing Final Fantasy 8 but with no battles.

  • @Tamlinearthly
    @Tamlinearthly 8 років тому +112

    1:01: "The oldest surviving movie set in history gone overnight."
    That's not how it happened. The oldest sound stage was destroyed, but the set was removed. I believe the studio plans to donate it to a museum once they find someone with proper facilities.

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 4 роки тому +8

      Seems they never found one........

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 роки тому +5

      Why does it even need to be preserved? It's already been preserved on film.

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 4 роки тому +10

      @@blaisetelfer8499 Just the fact that it was there. It in itself is cinematic history.

    • @NickJR528
      @NickJR528 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@blaisetelfer8499That's like destroying Mount Rushmore cause there are already pictures of it

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 7 років тому +895

    A game where you pick up garbage, fitting for a game that is garbage.

    • @Rephical
      @Rephical 7 років тому +23

      I know..................WHAT WERE THEY THINKING‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 років тому +18

      seems like they weren't thinking!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 7 років тому +1

      It'd be a great metaphor gamee for Steam Greenlight and Early Access

    • @robertwagner253
      @robertwagner253 7 років тому +2

      ziljin

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 років тому +6

      it's almost Christmas again. wonder what's coming for 2016 AGVN Christmas?

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 7 років тому +70

    11:13. That's what you get for trying to get a peak at your Christmas presents too early.

  • @michaelbreen7865
    @michaelbreen7865 7 років тому +28

    I'm so sorry to say this, but the look on the Nerd's face at the end is priceless.

  • @nickclark1815
    @nickclark1815 9 років тому +57

    I wonder how Mike feels when he sees all these comments.

    • @Sc0rch91
      @Sc0rch91 9 років тому +2

      arcela04 Up yours :)

    • @clray123
      @clray123 9 років тому

      manlier than you

  • @gary663
    @gary663 5 років тому +15

    A theme park video game actually sounds like a really cool idea. Like a simulator where you go around riding the rides and seeing the shows

    • @arnold20139
      @arnold20139 5 років тому +4

      Especially if you can't afford to go to actual theme parks.
      Seems like a neat idea, too bad it didn't take off. I would love a game like this on a 3DS, PS4, or Switch with refined controls and graphics.

  • @FoxMcCloud3173
    @FoxMcCloud3173 3 роки тому +6

    4:45 this is his most concerned “what were they thinking?” ever

  • @bowmaj8666
    @bowmaj8666 8 років тому +20

    It's November, and what's getting me in the mood for Christmas? The Fuckin' Nerd!

  • @Robert.Riddle
    @Robert.Riddle 8 років тому +45

    There were so many times as a kid that I saw this at Hollywood Video or Blockbuster and wanted to rent it to see what's up. Thank goodness I didn't!

  • @johnschultz7636
    @johnschultz7636 8 років тому +26

    never had to pick up trash at universal to get on a ride. however when i worked at cedar point in Ohio, if employees were in the park on the day off and were caught passing by garbage without picking it up, we got written up and lectured. best part is, they never tell you about that during orientation

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 4 роки тому +2

      Did you get any kind of discount or were they really that fucking entitled?

  • @leokesoyan
    @leokesoyan 3 роки тому +5

    7:57
    Old game predicted crowds of nobody, before Covid 19.

  • @IntoxicatedGhost1
    @IntoxicatedGhost1 9 років тому +22

    awesome guess you can thank james and mikes mondays for this

  • @TheBeLuvdTRex
    @TheBeLuvdTRex 9 років тому +148

    Damn didnt realize you had so many trolls James :/

    • @albertarias8233
      @albertarias8233 9 років тому +3

      That's why I plan to disable comment section when I one day make a series for youtube. Even if it means jealousy that I don't even pin anyone on.

    • @Dennisjay9
      @Dennisjay9 9 років тому +31

      A few people making some jokes=trolls
      wow anyone is a troll now a days. "You said something I didn't like you must be a troll"

    • @a3HeadedMonkey
      @a3HeadedMonkey 9 років тому +18

      Albert Arias
      No one will even watch your shitty videos anyway, so no one will care if you censor the completely empty comment section.

    • @a3HeadedMonkey
      @a3HeadedMonkey 9 років тому

      RedHairdo Kids these days love calling others they argue with on the internet, kids these days.

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 9 років тому

      neither did he

  • @dr_skipwith
    @dr_skipwith 5 років тому +4

    3:39 That frown gets me every time.

  • @lynks8
    @lynks8 6 років тому +10

    Good God this one was amazing. James doesn't get enough credit for his writing, which sometimes pales in the presence of his hilarious anger/acting. This is so well written.

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 9 років тому +696

    The moment I saw the horrible LJN Rainbow Logo I paused the video and was like "Oh...shit!"

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 9 років тому +80

      DashieSparkle you've met with a terrible fate haven't you?

    • @casperdog10
      @casperdog10 9 років тому +39

      Brony alert brony alert!!

    • @SDK2K9
      @SDK2K9 9 років тому +16

      I what I meant by that is that I know how bad LJN is at making games.

    • @simpsonsfanatic777
      @simpsonsfanatic777 9 років тому +76

      Casperdog 10 Who the fuck cares?

    • @HorseAndPonyShowz
      @HorseAndPonyShowz 9 років тому +33

      Casperdog 10 And? Shouldn't everyone have the freedom to comment here? I didn't know this comment section was segregated. Silly me.

  • @ethanwilliams8393
    @ethanwilliams8393 9 років тому +12

    I'm really glad that the Nerd is starting to bring newer games into the show now.

  • @cheesegod4695
    @cheesegod4695 5 років тому +10

    Person: 'tries to get into line'
    Woody woodpecker: 'pick up that can'

  • @ExplorerDS6789
    @ExplorerDS6789 5 років тому +9

    One of the biggest heartbreaks about Universal Studios for me is when they took out the Back to the Future Ride, but what made it even worse is that The Simpsons Ride makes fun of it in their queue segment!

  • @karisasani7006
    @karisasani7006 5 років тому +8

    2:36 just like the old Resident Evil games

  • @Greasyheels
    @Greasyheels 8 років тому +256

    "I thought by now that games this horrible would be extinct"
    James, if you ever thought there would not be horrible games on new game systems then please play Ride to Hell the worse game on the third generation of gaming systems.

    • @TrollBreaker
      @TrollBreaker 8 років тому +15

      +Freezie Pop *Seventh

    • @koolredfoxplays8052
      @koolredfoxplays8052 8 років тому

      +Freezie Pop
      How about Paper Mario Sticker Star? That's the goldmine of bad 3DS games right there!

    • @station428
      @station428 8 років тому +6

      Or Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 on ps4. FUCKING PS4!

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 8 років тому +21

      +Freezie Pop EA seems to have a reputation as being a modern-day LJN.

    • @39umbrella
      @39umbrella 8 років тому

      +InvaderPet true that lolololol

  • @alexandersalazar9750
    @alexandersalazar9750 3 роки тому +1

    So pretty much they don't even let you enjoy it as a character. They make it so the camera angles are as if you're watching another kid get to run around the park. That's a slap in the face.

  • @joshbacon8241
    @joshbacon8241 3 роки тому +5

    7:22 - _”Imagine playing Excitebike blindfolded, with the controller upside down, coated in rubber cement, while seated on a wild bull.”_
    And while you were being tickled under your feet as well…

  • @Kurachi84
    @Kurachi84 9 років тому +22

    james to mike: do i really have to do it? its LJN for fuck sake
    mike to james: we're doing this for our fans
    james: hmm, you're right
    mike: yeah, i hate it too, fucking LJN

  • @charliecoombs8939
    @charliecoombs8939 9 років тому +9

    I always find it crazy how different James is in real life to the AVGN character, he plays it so well.

  • @MrMaxHauser
    @MrMaxHauser Рік тому +2

    0:52-1:06 I looked into that, the soundstage was destroyed, their building part of a Nintendo themed part of the park there. The set itself was preserved and put in storage. Meanwhile a Curious George area and an amphitheater were torn down to make way for the Harry Potter stuff

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 Рік тому +4

    James is one of the few UA-camrs who can leave in a blooper and it actually makes the episode better.

  • @Metasepia_
    @Metasepia_ 9 років тому +189

    They are making Nintendo rides in Universal studos! :D

    • @brandonjohnson3036
      @brandonjohnson3036 9 років тому +1

      Clicker Happy well i saw a sonic ride so that's a start

    • @brandonjohnson3036
      @brandonjohnson3036 9 років тому +1

      ThatDutchComrad me too that would be the best job ever

    • @Luke781231
      @Luke781231 8 років тому +1

      +Clicker Happy in Universal's dildos...

    • @deathslicers
      @deathslicers 8 років тому +3

      +Brandon Johnson Wait... do you go fast in the Sonic ride? Also, Sonic isn't Nintendo.

    • @EvelynJevilyn
      @EvelynJevilyn 7 років тому +1

      deathslicers
      Nah, bro. The Sonic Ride is Sonic 06. XD

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 9 років тому +125

    Wait...did LJN DO THEIR OWN CONSOLE?!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 9 років тому +26

      You could say that. The LJN Video Art was more about trying to color pictures, if you will. It was trying to be more like Mario Paint before that even existed, but it was more like Color A Dinosaur in terms of how you could color and do things in a proper manner.

    • @AtrocityEquine01
      @AtrocityEquine01 9 років тому +2

      Crazy Luigi Oh dear god no.
      Welp..just when you thought LJN couldn't get any worse, they do. And they aren't even in business anymore!

    • @AtrocityEquine01
      @AtrocityEquine01 9 років тому +1

      Casperdog 10 Did you learn of that insult on your own ;'D?

    • @AtrocityEquine01
      @AtrocityEquine01 9 років тому +4

      Casperdog 10 MMMMMmkay, says the guy who posted a long, tedious rant about how bronies are 'ruining everything' kaythanksbye.

    • @ajf6849
      @ajf6849 9 років тому +6

      Casperdog 10 Cool story bro.
      Look, you can have your own opinion on bronies, but dont act like its a big deal.

  • @no-lj3cm
    @no-lj3cm 7 років тому +27

    I may buy this game just to shake hands with E.T.

  • @jurisfootrag
    @jurisfootrag 6 років тому +2

    As a Cali dude myself, the Star Tour was one of my favorite attractions... But I feel the Nerd, what's the point if they're getting rid of history!

    • @pearljammer364
      @pearljammer364 3 роки тому

      As a former annual passholder of USH, I'd say that Disneyland has more **real** rides than Universal Studios Hollywood has to offer, which were 95% screen rides that uses projectors and 3D glasses while sitting on a moving hydraulic seats.

  • @Ayameex
    @Ayameex 9 років тому +16

    The funny thing about this is I was at Universal Studios Hollywood for Halloween this year, and the place WAS filthy. This kid would be a welcome addition to the park these days.

    • @stiwy7376
      @stiwy7376 Рік тому

      Filthy pickpocket! (.quote)

  • @sperrin
    @sperrin 9 років тому +8

    The Phantom Of The Opera set was not destroyed at all, it was moved into storage.
    The soundstage was destroyed, not the set.

  • @DizzyGamerOfficial
    @DizzyGamerOfficial 3 роки тому +2

    11:04 I love the enthusiasm he gives, making it like your with him.

  • @caleblake4405
    @caleblake4405 7 років тому +5

    The ecstatic screaming crowd of... Nobody.
    Pilot: I hate my life.

  • @kimmolaine8069
    @kimmolaine8069 9 років тому +3

    Pretty epic "nooooooooo!!" at the end. One of the best ever.

  • @connorlee3704
    @connorlee3704 5 років тому +10

    Not gonna lie, I actually got this game for Christmas one year and I LOVED IT as a kid!

    • @Spyronox468
      @Spyronox468 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Priestdabeast
      @Priestdabeast 2 роки тому +1

      Same here I was getting worried that I was the only one

    • @Xcalibur2679
      @Xcalibur2679 Рік тому +2

      Your generation has a low threshold for entertainment 😂

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 3 роки тому +6

    5:45
    If TF2 ever got their own amusement park , I feel like they would implement this rule

  • @michaelbreen7865
    @michaelbreen7865 7 років тому +6

    1:56 You had to ask, Nerd.

  • @lordphantom3704
    @lordphantom3704 8 років тому +261

    i actually did have to pick up garbage to get on the ride

  • @davidfalloutbandit
    @davidfalloutbandit 9 років тому +10

    I always thought that the T-rex raft ride was a strange choice for them to do seeing as how that only happened IN THE BOOK and it was not in the movie at all.

    • @evanbao93
      @evanbao93 9 років тому

      David Gomez Well, the ride was in development at the same time as the movie.

    • @davidfalloutbandit
      @davidfalloutbandit 9 років тому +1

      Evan Pan-Bao I know and really i'm not complaining it's a great ride it's just as a kid that confused the hell out of me.

    • @TheGrimoiresVoice
      @TheGrimoiresVoice 5 років тому

      Apparently, Spielberg and the company thought that they could make their own story with it.

  • @Pixygon
    @Pixygon 5 років тому +4

    6:29 Perhaps your most eloquent analogy yet.

  • @kendoruslink7017
    @kendoruslink7017 4 роки тому +1

    I love the dramatic screaming and the face he makes at the end

  • @grupil
    @grupil 9 років тому +12

    I heard that Universal wanted to have an attraction based on the movie 'Anaconda', unfortunately Mike refused the job.

  • @semkoops
    @semkoops 9 років тому +10

    Fixed camera positions are commonplace in the survival-horror genre, and it works just fine in many other PS1 games.

    •  9 років тому +15

      Yeah, but mostly, your character is pretty close to the camera and you are not far away in a big crowd. So yeah, in those horror games, it works fine, because it is done right.

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 років тому +4

      Fixed camera positions work well when they are done right.

    • @semkoops
      @semkoops 9 років тому +7

      True and in this game it's shit

    • @gmill3482
      @gmill3482 9 років тому +1

      Sem Koops Ya but what the hell does that have to do with this game? This game sure as shit is not a survival horror game, nor is it a PS1 game.

    • @semkoops
      @semkoops 9 років тому

      James made it sound like fixed camera positions are in essence faulty, even though it's common in lots of great games. I wanted to point out that IMO fixed camera positions are not bad most of the time.

  • @tjlnintendo
    @tjlnintendo 7 років тому +34

    and now on Nintendo and universal are working together to make a Nintendo amusement park

  • @Masterge77
    @Masterge77 9 років тому +9

    On the 11th day of Shitsmas, Fred Fucks gave to me:
    Eleven pieces of trash
    Ten card-based games
    Nine pole-vault puzzles
    Eight lethal weapons
    Seven quick-time events
    Six Olsen twins
    Five piles of moose shit
    Four fire dogs
    Three crazy buses
    Two alien puppets
    And a seizure-inducing dragon title screen!!!

  • @moonstoneuniverse8516
    @moonstoneuniverse8516 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you James for speaking on film history and keep protesting you are my hero.

  • @dowlerce
    @dowlerce 6 років тому +3

    It makes “Disney’s Magical Kingdoms” look like a Masterpiece!

  • @schlamuffenimperator9460
    @schlamuffenimperator9460 2 роки тому

    Seeing these presents, the music and the nerd unpacking them sends me always back to the nostalgic-comfort-zone.

  • @kovuthenerd
    @kovuthenerd 9 років тому +4

    10:08 "Even LJN, when they fucked up Jaws and Back to the Future, it was one at a time, NOT ALL AT ONCE"
    OMG, I laughed so hard at this

  • @Wizard434
    @Wizard434 8 років тому +11

    7:59 No one was stupid enough to buy the waterworld cap, consumers arent idiots these days.

  • @PhinneusPrune
    @PhinneusPrune 3 роки тому +2

    Gotta say. Star Tours was one of the best theme park rides I ever been on as a kid. Actually felt like I was on a space ship stumbling onto an imperial fleet.

  • @warrenbrandt2572
    @warrenbrandt2572 7 років тому +9

    WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!

  • @DariusFrench6273
    @DariusFrench6273 7 років тому +26

    "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE SO MANY POPULAR FRANCHISES AND *FUCK* THEM UP SO BAD?!?!!!!"

    • @brainfuckcode4990
      @brainfuckcode4990 6 років тому

      Darius French are you seriously censoring the word "fuck" in a AVGN episode?

  • @armoureddanger
    @armoureddanger 9 років тому +55

    I'm pretty stoned, but have I seen this before? Or has weed given me the abilit to see into the future?

    • @Dana_Ruiz
      @Dana_Ruiz 9 років тому +35

      You seen James and Mike's let's play of this?

    • @armoureddanger
      @armoureddanger 9 років тому +3

      ah okay - thanks

    • @p3wned
      @p3wned 9 років тому

      armoureddanger sweet im stoned too

    • @Jeffmetal42
      @Jeffmetal42 9 років тому +2

      Lit like a Christmas tree!!

    • @wisemage0
      @wisemage0 9 років тому +1

      ***** Yeah, badass

  • @JugSoda
    @JugSoda 7 років тому +1

    I actually liked this game, played it constantly when I was a kid, unlockables were really cool, esp the hoverboard

  • @TheTrueUltimateDX
    @TheTrueUltimateDX 3 місяці тому

    This video series is turning 10 years old this christmas.
    I remember watching them when they were new… im so old man

  • @aurexslaith3840
    @aurexslaith3840 8 років тому +134

    "I thought by now games this horrible would be extint" Well.. James you should play Sonic Boom for Wii U i DARE you

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 7 років тому +7

      Sonic Boom is not that bad

    • @HP-ej3bo
      @HP-ej3bo 7 років тому +10

      will people stop talking about that game it might bring bad karma on sonic mania and project sonic 2017

    • @sebastienmonette6659
      @sebastienmonette6659 6 років тому

      Nope, sike

    • @KHayes666
      @KHayes666 6 років тому +7

      Sonic Boom was worse than Sonic 06, that's sad.

    • @tellahsage6477
      @tellahsage6477 5 років тому +1

      It might be bad but it's not "AVGN material" levels of bad

  • @RealKull
    @RealKull 9 років тому +15

    I find it DEEPLY IRONIC that a video "game" about a theme park owned by a major movie studio is plagued by BAD CAMERA ANGLES

  • @sexytime3589
    @sexytime3589 7 років тому +1

    I know that this was made only 3 years ago, but this still feels nostalgic!!!

  • @TheDarkKRoo
    @TheDarkKRoo 7 років тому +2

    now we have a universal nintendo themed park coming out. I never knew nintendo had such a history with universal and to think in the beginning they were at each other's throats over donkey kong

  • @Damien23211
    @Damien23211 6 років тому +3

    Stage 28 is just destroyed. The Harry Potter area replaced the Gibson Amphitheatre and The Adventures of Curious George

  • @Jiterdomer
    @Jiterdomer 2 роки тому +3

    This Universal Studios Theme Park in this game is mostly based on Universal Studios Japan instead of Hollywood or Orlando, meaning you get to simulate the Japanese counterpart in the game you bought in the US.

  • @skreign
    @skreign 7 років тому +8

    8:23 rip

  • @kindmulberry7196
    @kindmulberry7196 3 роки тому +5

    7:47 they predicted COVID (no people watching the show)

  • @TVsMrNeil
    @TVsMrNeil 9 років тому +11

    The version of Eee Tee 2 in the AVGN movie should have been a spoof of the ET mini-game here. Now THAT would have been hilarious.

    • @clemmu
      @clemmu 9 років тому

      ***** I think James said that the Nerd and the movie wouldn't connect or something like that.