I saw another theory that Squidward isn't even bad at the clarinet. In the first episodes, he played well. At some point, Spongebob borrows it without asking and uses it to clean a toilet or something else destructive. Every Episode after that, Squidward plays badly. Conclusion: his clarinet is broken
There have also been times he plays well, when he's with SpongeBob XD. Accidently being mutated together via Sandy's teleporter, that music manager guy when he hears the Calarenet playing with SpongeBob Ukulele,
love how this is how it all started. just a small, simple theory. then it turned into elaborate time travelling ghosts and robot take overs. and of course, the muse saga. love it.
Lots of people are pointing out the purple doctor fish actually seems like he could work at a pet hospital because of the episode he gave Gary a shot. Looks like I missed that one but my main point that it’s suspicious Squilliam said “dying animal” right after the doctor said they got a report about a dying animal still stands.
Also their isn't even a pet hospital and most hospitals don't treat people and animals maybe the reason he treated gary was to try to seem legit to other members of bikini bottom
Ah, he pulled a matpat on you. Open the video saying its not serious, ignoring any unsupportive evidence, and making a big deal at the end about something minor.
Even as a kid I noticed pretty quickly that the rivalry between Squidward and Squilliam wasn't like any other. Besides, the nickname "Squiddy" always felt like an affectionate pet name to me even now.
the ending actually makes sense, cant believe i never caught on before. why else would squilliam be so obsessed & hellbent on impressing squidward? i mean, he literally says "i was only trying to impress you".
@@o17niki octopus and squids are usualy bi in real life, so yeah. Plus the creator was a marine biologyst and made sure that each spiecies was represented coretcly like, spongebob is Ace like irl sea sponge's.
Another thing I noticed was that on the topic of the police working for squilliam, I noticed that the camera man is also the custodian listening to music
I mean, tbh Idek if he paid those friends tho, because even if they were supposed to be his "fancy" friends, why tf would they be wearing formal dress clothes outside? It's kinda obvious that even people *that* wealthy would still wear normal clothes. So it's not that sus that they're not "nicely dressed".
@@cashwin45 yeah but at the same time he didn't fix up some of the fish.The small grey fish is just wearing green shorts, that blue fish is didn't even change, and same with the other fish next to her. Sure the lady fish might already be fancy but that theirr every day dress. Squiliam didn't even bother changing them one bit. If he really wanted them to look fancy why not give her a fancy hat or at least give her a small sort of cheap jewelery like a nice pin to just stand out a bit. He could pay the fish with the jewelery he bought for her. I think it's acceptable because I don't think they mentioned his love life.
Always refreshing to see a theory that: >Plays by the properties' absurd rules instead of trying to explain them in a "logical" manner; >Is fully aware of its own absurdity; >Still manages to reach a believable and narrative-appropriate conclusion based solely on extrapolations from actual evidence.
I guess the reason Squilliam is going to such lengths to impress Squidward is because he is jealous of Squidward’d tenacity. Despite the struggles Squidward faces, he is still willing to follow his passion and dream. Squilliam on the other hand may have given up on his dreams in order to become rich.
That sounds right. But also there are times squidward one squilliam, such as the bubble bowl, and house fancy. And it may be that squilliam was better than squidward back then, but in order to become rich, he had to abandon his dream. While squidward got to still try and achieve it.
Considering his name is “Fancyson” what if it’s less about him giving up his dreams to be rich but it’s possible he’s inherited his fortunes. What if he picked on Squidward because even though he puts on an air of superiority he finds something about Squidward interesting enough to badger and harass him, going at great lengths to waste his inherited fortune. Maybe Squilliam is some passionless person, always having been given anything he ever wanted his entire life, yet he has no talents of his own. Squidward, who isn’t rich but has a home by just having his single fast food job. He isn’t the greatest at the clarinet but he never gives up. Fancyson can’t tread him down no matter how he tries by flexing the only thing that makes him stand out, his inherited money. Squidward WORKED for what he has and though it may not be a mass fortune, he still managed what Squilliam may not be able to. He feels like a failure living a lie and continues to keep up this one sided rivalry with Squidward.
@@chandranapier2259 that actually sounds good. As that fish said, he didn’t even have to touch that clarinet, and he never seems to do anything we could call talent. Honestly it seems that since squilliam has no talent, and only is all big and bad due to his wealth, he most likely would want to make squidward just like he most likely is, a no talent wannabe.
Squilliam Fancyson! I should have known there was more to you then I’ve previously thought, I also didn’t know you would go as far as to bribe the police force just to humiliate squidward, you sir have no boundaries at all.
IKR!? I've been waiting for an episode like that since I've started writing Squidward & Squilliam stories. Eventhough I've long since stopped watching Spongebob, I'd totally watch an episode about Squid and Squill's past in a heartbeat!
Not to mention, Squilliam also knows all of Squidward’s deepest desires. These aren’t things that you would just tell to anyone. He must’ve been someone significant to Squidward at one point.
They are in the part where he admits he says he wanted to be like him keyword there is “wanted” meaning they have known each other for a while now especially that he knows a lot about him
@@jadeimingan184 Also Squidward really needs to learn you don't need wealth or anything of this stuff to be happy it's Friendship and Friends that's more important but Squidward is too stupid and idiotic to realize that.
The purple fish is a veterinarian. We see him also in the episode “I was a teenage Gary.” He looks nearly identical to the doctor, but the vet has arms, hands, and fingers, and doctor only has fins.
The doctor that appeared at Squidward's doorstep has purple hands, while the one that appeared in "I was a teenage Gary" had brown arms and hands. No, the brown arms weren't gloves. That's the actual colour of his arms.
Wow what an interesting theory video, I sure hope the person behind it isn’t being haunted by an unspeakable eldritch horror that is slowly corrupting his very sense of identity
Ok but consider this... What if Squilliam, because he was spying on Squidward as you've somewhat proven, heard of SpongeBob and Patrick's New Year Resolution because he probably kept an eye on them as he knew they annoy Squidward more than anything else. So when making the band class he sent them an invitation to join just so they could annoy Squidward even more before he humiliates him with his trap? That's how those two idiots got in.
Squilliam wanted to show Squidward that squidward can't live without him and that his life is miserable alone. Because Squilliam knew he can't live without squidward either. But squidward's pride and ego made him choose the hard way to become a famous musician and artist. He even started to be a cashier for (probably) minimum wage at the krusty krab to get financially independant from Squilliam. Squidward underestimated his idea gravely because he thought this would be easy. This was a big mistake that made him lose his beautiful long hair. The only thing that kept his mental from being the cynical being that he now is.
I feel like their relationship was a case of one being famous and having it all but the one who was famous always knew he wasn’t as good as the one who didn’t make it so he tried to always make sure that he knew he was better
Squidward is actually good playing the clarinet, but when he feels insecure he can't do it well (to confirm that, when SpongeBob or someone else cheers him, he plays well) not only has musical talent,he also is an artist in all kinds of art (making sculptures, watercolor or acrylic paintings, abstract style,etc) and maybe the thing of Squilliam being bad at it can be true and he is jelous of Squidward's talent,making him feeling bad in all ways possible to feel better.
@@livamgwell there was also that one episode where SpongeBob and Patrick were blowing bubbles, SpongeBob showed them the correct technique to blowing bubbles and after squidward does it, he goes back to his house and plays the instrument really well
Fun Fact: My biology teacher made us take a test on the “Band Geeks” episode. He just played the episode for us and would pause it when a character was on screen that he wanted us to classify. It was a lot of fun and an easy A.
I hope that one of the Spongebob story writers see this and make this theory canon. It could be like an episode where Squidward finds out that every time he's been humiliated it was all just a fraud. Like the viewer (along with Squidward) slowly figure out the truth piece by piece until their background is shown off and the mystery is unraveled. It could genuinely be one of the best Spongebob episodes to date if this happens.
Love how someone with a Miles Edgeworth profile is talking about the truth behind a childhood connection between two rivals, involving a crush. Kinda perfect there.
Sqillium is definitely the bitter ex who never got over Squidward and has dedicated his whole life to tormenting him because even though he hates him, he’s still hopeless and pathetically obsessed and wants to show how much better he is without him. His every action might as well be accompanied by a full orchestral symphony arrangement of the song “Gives You Hell”.
Went from saying Squilliam is a fraud to Squilliam and squidward are ex-lovers to being eaten by an alien parasitic creature that wants to take over and replace humanity
He breaks it in the “Bubble stand” episode, he’s killing it right after he’s riding on the high of the bubble he blew, only for that same bubble to pick him and his house up and literally break his clarinet from the fall.From then on he can never really play it right. Is Atleast what I’ve always thought.
What if squilliam bought squidwards house bc first off u would think that squidwards house Is meant to be of himself well yeah but at second glance the house clearly has a unibrow while squidward has no eyebrows.. Plus squidward works at the Krusty Krab there no way he could afford a house like that while my boi spongebob lives in a pineapple 😂
Ever since that confession Squilliam made, his whole intent has been REAL shady... Pretty sure this is all absolutely spot-on. He's always sort of been a reflection of what Squidward wants to be, but this video's ending is pretty convincing in explaining the root of his vengeful nature. I think that doctor was also the one who administered snail plasma to Gary/Spongebob, but that whole plot line itself was jarringly different from the usual, and thus, in my mind, the doctor has in fact been permanently condemned to the "shifty characters" category lol
@@PizzA_TimE It's a popular headcanon in the SpongeBob fandom. It was a great theory though and the idea that Squilliam stages Squidward's downfall is so plausible and yet unique! Love it!
This is actually the same doctor that prescribed Gary the snail plasma. So he definitely does work with pets as well. He must have done a lot of medical and veterinary schooling
@@SilverFoxSpirit97 they aren't saying no, they have to go through the pain to dissect it, but it's a good comment nonetheless so that's why they are liking the comment(me included)
i will forever appreciate how not only did you deliever a uniquely amazing story for an ARG, but you made the theories so interesting on their own. it shows your talent as a storyteller.
You forgot something. In almost all episodes with Squilliam and Spongebob, Squilliam naturally talks about how Spongebob is good, like the waiter episode for example. But in the episode where Squidward has to fill in for Squilliam in the Superbowl, Squilliam makes fun of Spongebob saying "this is exactly how I imagined your band to be" this showing he only shows appreciation for Spongebob when he wants to make fun of Squidward.
He shows appreciation for spongebob? Really? Maybe the he admires the hard working aspect of spongebob. What other positive things has Squilliam said about spongebob?
Bonus Theory: Squilliam payed Nickelodeon to make those Squidward Torture episodes. That's re are so many now, because he bribed Nickelodeon to make Squidward loose more often. Edit: Wow, this became quite popular. Thanks guys!
I'm pretty sure the "Squidward Torture" episodes were an inside joke geared towards the original character artist who came up with the look for the show, Michael Todd White. Todd White being the lead character artist/background designer from 1999 to 2000, abandoning the show in favor of seeking a career in painting. (Worth mentioning that Todd White plays Clarinet on top of being a painter. He also knows Martial Arts, I know Squidward doesn't do Karate. But maybe the idea for SpongeBob's Karate came from Todd White). So whenever they make fun of or abuse Squidward, they're likely taking shots at Todd White for leaving the SpongeBob gravy Train early.
@Megachamp Bonus Bonus Theory: Squidward is retaliating by paying mid-level UA-camr Alex Bale to either expose or blaspheme Squilliam. Seems like a perfect ploy because Squidward doesn’t have that high of a budget and Alex Bale doesn’t have too much of a fan base.
Bikini Bottom may not have a dedicated pet hospital, but it may be linked up with their main hospital. Even if it doesn't, Dr. Gill Gilliam proved in "Once Bitten" (the episode where Gary starts biting people and Patrick spreads mass hysteria about Gary's bite turning people into essentially zombies) that he is knowledgeable on veterinarian care because he correctly knows Gary has "Grouchy Snailitis" and knows Gary's bite doesn't turn people into zombies. He also removes Gary's splinter like a pro, so idk I think he knows a think or two about pets even if there may not be a pet hospital, so it makes sense for him to be at Squidward's about a dying pet if someone called.
Ok, but how would Squilliam know that Dr Gilliam visited Squidward's house in regards to a 'dying animal in the premise'? He shouldn't, unless he was the caller..
Here’s another detail for the head mistress offering him a job. Why was she outside during the recital, squidward left during the ovation, she should have been inside cheering for him
he is also a pessimist, pompous, petty, and spiteful, and often mean spirited. I mean, I can definitely pity him, he gets a lot of crap, but he’s not exactly the best person either. A lot of stuff is self inflicted by his bad attitude (not all).
Squidward is NOT, bad at the clarinet. His hearing was damaged by the bubble he blew which ruined his ability to hear himself play. Remember that episode! Remember!
I get the lore rationality here but this is a flawed take. A deaf advanced or even intermediate musician could still play their instrument well with limited hearing. Squidward is just incompetent
I like this theory a lot and I think it definitely could be a be onto something big. The only problem I have with it is that side characters on SpongeBob get re used so often it’s hard to keep track who’s who all the time. I feel like for some of the bigger lines of evidence it makes sense but with the smaller things like the cop and Perl’s friend, idk if they fit too well
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS! squilliam is literally so obsessed with squidward, like, everything about squilliam’s attitude towards squidward signifies “fan behaviour.”
I know I’m super late, but I will add, at the end of the music college episode when squidward is getting arrested, the instructor lady who first offered squidward the job says “We all know Squilliam has a big bushy unibrow...”. Okay... well if we all knew it, why didn’t you know it when you were literally at his concert?
I've always liked the idea that Squidward just happened to have a shitty clarinet and he didn't realize it. There have been plenty of people that are able to develop a proficiency on an instrument, but poor set-up or design can hold them back significantly. Maybe Squilliam realized that Squidward could be better that him if he could afford a better clarinet
Apparently Squidward doesn't change his reed on his clarinet, perhaps thats what's causing it. We've seen squidward play well on new clarinets like the one he got in the Christmas episode so maybe he just doesn't replace the reed
It’s crazy how squilliam was only in 5 episodes. They could have done so much more with him. Those episodes were always my favorite cause it was nice to see Squidward not just be jaded all the time
i think the reason why squilliam hasn't been on the show for so long is because squilliam is a character created for squidward's arc and in the later seasons squid has been sidelined and his personality has been simplified to just hating spongebob. while in the earlier seasons he was a much deeper and more important character. and since the show doesn't care about squidward they don't need squilliam
I think Squilliam and Squidwards relationship is an ongoing commentary on the music industry as a whole. So many times people look up to 'artists' that have a huge following, but don't appear to be doing very much. But it's usually over looked, that those 'successful' artists are often looking up to more talented artists, who may not have had the major label backing that could buy them as many fans.
Oh, that theory actually makes sense! It doesn't directly conflict with the Squidward X Squilliam ship and it can be a little nice side whatyamacallit.
You missed the fact the purple doctor comes to spongebob's house to give him the snail shot. He said he was squeamish, but what kind of a doctor is squeamish and has animal medicine? There should be an entire conspiracy video on the purple doctor not being a doctor.
There actually is one. Not by Alex bale, but by the spongebob UA-cam channel and its called bikini bottom mysteries episode 3 I think. It has the purple doctor fish in the thumbnail.
... Actually... them being exes makes their attitudes towards each other make a lot more sense. Squilliam is the ONLY guy Squidward takes any crap from. Some rando insults Squidward? Squidward insults them right back, no damage to his confidence at all. Squilliam starts humiliating Squidward again? Squidward just... sits there and takes it. But if they really did have a nasty breakup, if Squidward really hated Squilliam after that, he wouldn't just sit there and take it like that. He always just lets Squilliam tear him down, and actually believes his insults. Whatever happened between them... maybe, Squidward thinks it's his fault? Or it straight-up was his fault, either way. Maybe he did something that hurt Squilliam. So now, every time Squilliam comes to tear him down again, Squidward lets him do it because he thinks he deserves it, or that Squilliam is in the right to do this, at least. Of course, Squilliam is still 100% overreacting... but we ain't ignoring those paintings IN HIS HOUSE of Squidward. He never got over this, did he?
It also makes sense for Squidward to behave so meekly if Squilliam was abusive in their relationship. This fits with the obsessive attempts to hurt and humiliate Squidward, and a lot of abusers convince their victim that the victim is always at fault...
Doesn't the phone call where Squilliam is introduced start off with Squidward asking about his unibrow, with the implication that there was some kind of incident? Maybe that ties into it.
It could just as easily be the result of a past friendship that ended bitterly, or Squilliam could have always been a bully to Squidward. If Squidward used to be more meek or insecure and Squilliam is someone who bullied him back then, that could also explain how he reacts to Squilliam now -- he associates Squilliam with that time in his life and so reverts back to how he used to respond to people insulting him. Ultimately, there's clearly _some_ prior relationship between them, but I don't think we have enough information to say what type of relationship it was.
@@Lucky10279 Tbh yeah, we really don't have enough evidence to say they really are exes. The school bully thing kinda makes sense, but... wouldn't Squidward just hate him now? Like I said, Squidward doesn't take crap from anyone. If he used to be meek, then yeah, he got picked on back then, and it'd suck to see your school bully living your perfect life while you're stuck getting payed peanuts, but even if that'd make Squidward kinda act how he does now... I still feel like he'd be more aggressive towards Squilliam. Every time, he's usually trying to make excuses to Squilliam, instead of just admitting he's in a bad place. He seems embarrassed to let Squilliam know where he works, and lies and tells him he owns a restaurant instead. If Squilliam was just some bully from the past, I feel like Squidward would just tell him to shut up and buzz off. Also Squidward being in the painting of Aphrodite specifically makes it seem like uh. Squilliam feels some type of way about him. (It could just be some random octopus, but then why does every painting have the same squid? If it's supposed to not be Squidward, they could at least slap a moustache or a different eye color on some of 'em. Or heck, maybe a unibrow, if Squilliam's so egotistical.)
I agree. Maybe Squidward was at fault during their relationship. And maybe, the reason why Squidward dated Squilliam was because he's rich. Hoping he could use Squilliam for his wealth to set him up for fame and success, since- well, sometimes you only need money to be famous. Maybe the relationship was completely one-sided at first, with Squilliam being the only one to have actual feelings for Squidward, thus Squidward's portraits on his walls. But maybe Squidward started having feelings for Squilliam as well and felt guilty so he ended up confessing his previous intentions, but that made Squilliam break up with him because he felt used and foolish. So now, Squilliam is flexing his wealth on Squidward to (possibly) remind him of what he did and what he lost. With possible lingering feelings for him still.
I have these random phases of binge rewatching these theory videos and this phase could last an entire week of just rewatching these videos. I don’t know why but these videos are so iconic that I always have to come back to these lol.
I really appreciate squidward. He works in a job he hates, but it sustains him and gives him the freedom to pursue his passions. He seems unhappy that he's not where he wants to be in life but he never gives up on his dreams and passions. I think he's a good example of persistence and doing what you need to in order to support your dreams until those dreams can sustain you.
Actually the purple doctor fish has worked with animals before. In the episode where the mad snail disease breaks loose, he’s the only one trained enough to remove the splinter from garry.
"Patrick's new year's resolution is to learn to play an instrument." Patrick learned to play the Drums for Squidwards half time show. He already knew how to play an instrument. Three if you count Mayonnaise and Horse Radish.
I lowkey feel like Squilliam has a crush on or wants to be friends with Squidward, but he does not know how to get his attention or approach him. That is why he is so obsessed with him when he should just go on with his life.
Why did the statue of Squillem not have his Unibrow? Is it because Squilliem idolizes Squidward so much that he had originally made that statue of Squidward for his own enjoyment and decided to cart it out to humiliate him?
i always liked squidward as a kid watching this show, he really didn’t seem all that bad and squilliams attempts to embarrass him always made me sad :(
That's intentional. Squidward represents the viewer, everyone can probably name someone they were "rivals" with in high school who always seems to be doing better than them (but might not be in reality).
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That's some odd timing, 34 seconds ago this was posted.
that is awesome
-the coochie crushers
Cool
Watched
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this guy took "your final exam can be about anything " too seriously
Well he nailed it because the Squidward Community College needed that.
And I'm SO glad they did. we got to enjoy this cinematic gem(':
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No, what he took was way too much methamphetamine, and stayed up for a week straight 'researching' Spongebob.
@@fuziontonygaming Imagine not getting an acceptance letter to Squilliam University.
I love how he’s got basically everything he needs but is still jealous of Squidward
That's how life is
Squidward packin shmeat thats why
Yes I agree
Cause he probably doesn't.
Exes be like that
I saw another theory that Squidward isn't even bad at the clarinet. In the first episodes, he played well. At some point, Spongebob borrows it without asking and uses it to clean a toilet or something else destructive. Every Episode after that, Squidward plays badly. Conclusion: his clarinet is broken
and because he's poorly paid at krusty krab, it seems he can't afford to fix it lmao
There have also been times he plays well, when he's with SpongeBob XD.
Accidently being mutated together via Sandy's teleporter, that music manager guy when he hears the Calarenet playing with SpongeBob Ukulele,
+ when spongbob literaly gifts him new one it works okey
oh is it literaly same episode? shuks
And when Spongebob gives him a driftwood clarinet for Christmas he played it really well
@@aesthetic_wreck5574 there's that time SpongeBob made a giant one out of kelp when squidward came giant
love how this is how it all started. just a small, simple theory. then it turned into elaborate time travelling ghosts and robot take overs. and of course, the muse saga. love it.
YES,it's fabulous how this became the start of all that
Huh😢
Lots of people are pointing out the purple doctor fish actually seems like he could work at a pet hospital because of the episode he gave Gary a shot. Looks like I missed that one but my main point that it’s suspicious Squilliam said “dying animal” right after the doctor said they got a report about a dying animal still stands.
Also their isn't even a pet hospital and most hospitals don't treat people and animals maybe the reason he treated gary was to try to seem legit to other members of bikini bottom
this is brillient, this theory is so accurate, keep it up with the good work :)
Do a theory if spongebob knows if he's driving squidward suicidal and spongebob wants to continue doing it, and if squidward is depressed
I jaut got off the skin theory video and now looking watching more spongebob theories
The reason why squillum dose this is becuase he is one of thoses rich people who want to brag to thier siblings they are better
Also note how Squilliam's paintings don't have unibrows on them. Squidward fan art?
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Oh no...
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He stole ittt!!!!!!
Holy shit
It's actually quite a solid theory though.
U have dib as ur profile pic
@@10spongeboiloud36 yes yes i do >:3
Noice
Hey look, a fellow Invader Zim fan. :D
Ah, he pulled a matpat on you. Open the video saying its not serious, ignoring any unsupportive evidence, and making a big deal at the end about something minor.
Even as a kid I noticed pretty quickly that the rivalry between Squidward and Squilliam wasn't like any other.
Besides, the nickname "Squiddy" always felt like an affectionate pet name to me even now.
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dude's 100% a bitter ex who got dumped by Squidward.
Evidence for my second channel's first theory? Yes:
Squidllward ran so Fellow travelers' Hawktim could walk.
DIDDY…..
the ending actually makes sense, cant believe i never caught on before. why else would squilliam be so obsessed & hellbent on impressing squidward? i mean, he literally says "i was only trying to impress you".
Vary true
EXCACTLY!
But in an episode of spongebob squarepants thadeus tries to impress a girl and dates her. Maybe he's bi?
@@o17niki ohhh i remember that episode! could be very possible yeah, excellent point!
@@o17niki octopus and squids are usualy bi in real life, so yeah. Plus the creator was a marine biologyst and made sure that each spiecies was represented coretcly like, spongebob is Ace like irl sea sponge's.
The love theory explains how squlliam even has squidwards number to call him
Omg so true holy shit
Another thing I noticed was that on the topic of the police working for squilliam, I noticed that the camera man is also the custodian listening to music
Omg big brain
@@kingperson4102 The custodian is Fred. The *”My leg!”* guy.
Woow shit is real😶😶
"Why would Squillium hang out with a group of Pearls friends?"
Chris Hanson: "Why don't you have a seat"
Maybe they're hanging out with him....?
He's a sugar daddy that's why
Squilliam in his head: Oh no he’s hot...
To catch a predator
Ow
When your professor says that your thesis topic could be anything
Yeah guility as charged. I made an essay on how I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die is an allegory for imperialism
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C- can I see?
@@ammymara4868 Can we see
Not that extreme but I made a big presentation last year about if beer pong should be considered a real sport
@@ammymara4868 Can I see please
I love it that his friends are “nicely dressed” is just a extra piece of clothing.
One of them is literally dressed like Spongebob lmao
@@LgMONSTAa My leg!
One just had green shorts.
I mean, tbh Idek if he paid those friends tho, because even if they were supposed to be his "fancy" friends, why tf would they be wearing formal dress clothes outside? It's kinda obvious that even people *that* wealthy would still wear normal clothes. So it's not that sus that they're not "nicely dressed".
@@cashwin45 yeah but at the same time he didn't fix up some of the fish.The small grey fish is just wearing green shorts, that blue fish is didn't even change, and same with the other fish next to her. Sure the lady fish might already be fancy but that theirr every day dress. Squiliam didn't even bother changing them one bit. If he really wanted them to look fancy why not give her a fancy hat or at least give her a small sort of cheap jewelery like a nice pin to just stand out a bit. He could pay the fish with the jewelery he bought for her. I think it's acceptable because I don't think they mentioned his love life.
This theory doesn't even FEEL like a theory anymore. like it just is true, like it fits together just so perfectly lol
There’s too many holes though.
Yea I kinda agre
Yep
IKR. honestly one of my favorite theory videos ever (if not my favorite)
Purple fish doctor is an animal doctor too actually.
Always refreshing to see a theory that:
>Plays by the properties' absurd rules instead of trying to explain them in a "logical" manner;
>Is fully aware of its own absurdity;
>Still manages to reach a believable and narrative-appropriate conclusion based solely on extrapolations from actual evidence.
I guess the reason Squilliam is going to such lengths to impress Squidward is because he is jealous of Squidward’d tenacity. Despite the struggles Squidward faces, he is still willing to follow his passion and dream. Squilliam on the other hand may have given up on his dreams in order to become rich.
YES, YES, YES, YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!! 👏👏👏
That sounds right. But also there are times squidward one squilliam, such as the bubble bowl, and house fancy. And it may be that squilliam was better than squidward back then, but in order to become rich, he had to abandon his dream. While squidward got to still try and achieve it.
Welp still a better reason than what was showed in the video
Considering his name is “Fancyson” what if it’s less about him giving up his dreams to be rich but it’s possible he’s inherited his fortunes. What if he picked on Squidward because even though he puts on an air of superiority he finds something about Squidward interesting enough to badger and harass him, going at great lengths to waste his inherited fortune. Maybe Squilliam is some passionless person, always having been given anything he ever wanted his entire life, yet he has no talents of his own. Squidward, who isn’t rich but has a home by just having his single fast food job. He isn’t the greatest at the clarinet but he never gives up. Fancyson can’t tread him down no matter how he tries by flexing the only thing that makes him stand out, his inherited money. Squidward WORKED for what he has and though it may not be a mass fortune, he still managed what Squilliam may not be able to. He feels like a failure living a lie and continues to keep up this one sided rivalry with Squidward.
@@chandranapier2259 that actually sounds good. As that fish said, he didn’t even have to touch that clarinet, and he never seems to do anything we could call talent. Honestly it seems that since squilliam has no talent, and only is all big and bad due to his wealth, he most likely would want to make squidward just like he most likely is, a no talent wannabe.
The enemies to lovers to enemies in this one is immaculate
FACTS ion even like enemies to loved buttttt this one kindaaa……………….
Yes
Yes
Noo my fav charather is now gay
@@macoyeu always has been
Idk how to handle this information
Lolamayoooooo here b4 this gets 1k likes
Also same
Lol I was the first liike flex flex
@@waskycute shut...
@@renanmendes1299 lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
Me neither
2 years and this is still one of the most believable theories I've ever seen.
Spongebob lore: "...and they were bandmates..."
Spongebob theorists: "oh my god they were bandmates"
what happens in band camp stays in band camp
OG vines
i want to like but i dont want to ruin the 911
Is mayonaise an instument?
@@crazitaco This one time, at band camp...
"Squidward dated Squilliam" was not a take i was expecting
But it is a take I understand
Ah yes i can’t go one day without thinking about fictional gay octopi….I fucking love the internet😁
Thanks for the spoilers
@@melovil9199 tbf it was on you for going into the comments before finishing the video
@@alexisbloodwood5587 tru
My lawyers have requested you take this video down immediately
Squilliam Fancyson! I should have known there was more to you then I’ve previously thought, I also didn’t know you would go as far as to bribe the police force just to humiliate squidward, you sir have no boundaries at all.
Salty Bro
Yeah well there in the ocean what did you expect?🤷🏻♂️
daddy
GO TO HELL 👹🔥🔥
The fish doctors is in the episode when Gary needs to get a shot. So yeah he’s also a characters who’s been a vet
Im suprised there hasnt been an episode looking at squidward and squilliams past
IKR!? I've been waiting for an episode like that since I've started writing Squidward & Squilliam stories.
Eventhough I've long since stopped watching Spongebob, I'd totally watch an episode about Squid and Squill's past in a heartbeat!
Especially since that newer episodes are revisiting older ones too
I found out squidward and squilliam in real life are Edward and William
Especially the fact that they made episodes about Mr Krabs and Plankton's past
Slack·tiv·ism exactly
I want to mention that the statue, doesn’t have a unibrow.
It does you gotta look closer I too almost didn't see it
HOL UP-
Nah it’s there, just hard to see
There's one there, but I feel like the builders made a mistake and Squilliam scratched it on there himself.
His unibrow has a statue of its own already.
This all actually makes sense, even if it wasn’t intentional
There’s elements of this that I think were definitely intentional
YES IT WAS
It was intentional. You underestimate the genius of stephen hillenburg.
In-"tenticle"
@@jackietra5h918 I don't get it.
Yes I'm rewatching all the spongebob theories and so are you
YOOOO
Dang, I didn't think I'd get called out
That's exactly what I'm doing rn
Not to mention, Squilliam also knows all of Squidward’s deepest desires. These aren’t things that you would just tell to anyone. He must’ve been someone significant to Squidward at one point.
SQUIDWARD IS GAY!! OH MY GOD!!
they're exs omfg
:0
*Boyfriends or Ex friends*
They are in the part where he admits he says he wanted to be like him keyword there is “wanted” meaning they have known each other for a while now especially that he knows a lot about him
@@jadeimingan184
Also Squidward really needs to learn you don't need wealth or anything of this stuff to be happy it's Friendship and Friends that's more important but Squidward is too stupid and idiotic to realize that.
The purple fish is a veterinarian. We see him also in the episode “I was a teenage Gary.” He looks nearly identical to the doctor, but the vet has arms, hands, and fingers, and doctor only has fins.
Oooh interesting
The doctor that appeared at Squidward's doorstep has purple hands, while the one that appeared in "I was a teenage Gary" had brown arms and hands. No, the brown arms weren't gloves. That's the actual colour of his arms.
@@Cynicalhamptur oh yeah now I remember that from skin theory
Shut up
Bikini Bottom Mysteries? What are you up to... Nat Peterson?
I feel bad for people who clicked off before the big moment
There's a big moment? Time to continue watching :0
dating? 😳
I was almost one of those people. Good thing I always stop to read the comments first.
Thanks bro I almost clicked off
Ayo thanks for the heads up
Wow what an interesting theory video, I sure hope the person behind it isn’t being haunted by an unspeakable eldritch horror that is slowly corrupting his very sense of identity
👀
Honestly wouldn't surprise me.
Going out with someone who looks almost exactly like Squidward sounds just like something Squidward would do.
holy shit you’re right
theres that episode where squidward goes to the ideal squid society and everybody looks the same so i think you are right
Not only that but he also has a crush on a female squid and they kinda looked alike imo. Either way, this whole theory seems spot on
Well all squids look like him. This one just thinks they are a version of the high elves.
@@nightcrow4508 Bi Squidward confirmed
"If this is such a prestigious college, how did spongebob and patrick get in?" Burn.
Ok but consider this...
What if Squilliam, because he was spying on Squidward as you've somewhat proven, heard of SpongeBob and Patrick's New Year Resolution because he probably kept an eye on them as he knew they annoy Squidward more than anything else.
So when making the band class he sent them an invitation to join just so they could annoy Squidward even more before he humiliates him with his trap? That's how those two idiots got in.
Squilliam wanted to show Squidward that squidward can't live without him and that his life is miserable alone. Because Squilliam knew he can't live without squidward either.
But squidward's pride and ego made him choose the hard way to become a famous musician and artist. He even started to be a cashier for (probably) minimum wage at the krusty krab to get financially independant from Squilliam.
Squidward underestimated his idea gravely because he thought this would be easy. This was a big mistake that made him lose his beautiful long hair.
The only thing that kept his mental from being the cynical being that he now is.
I fucking love this
⬆️
This is really well thought out
This makes perfect sense.
I feel like their relationship was a case of one being famous and having it all but the one who was famous always knew he wasn’t as good as the one who didn’t make it so he tried to always make sure that he knew he was better
Squidward is actually good playing the clarinet, but when he feels insecure he can't do it well (to confirm that, when SpongeBob or someone else cheers him, he plays well) not only has musical talent,he also is an artist in all kinds of art (making sculptures, watercolor or acrylic paintings, abstract style,etc) and maybe the thing of Squilliam being bad at it can be true and he is jelous of Squidward's talent,making him feeling bad in all ways possible to feel better.
I think squilliam is a narcissist and a fake which explains everything.
Squidward is a multitalented boss queen
@@livamgwell there was also that one episode where SpongeBob and Patrick were blowing bubbles, SpongeBob showed them the correct technique to blowing bubbles and after squidward does it, he goes back to his house and plays the instrument really well
He was also good at it in earlier seasons
1,000th like :)
“Why would anyone go so far to embarrass an old high school band mate?”
Well there was that one time... at band camp
Oh my god thanks for bringing a beautiful part of my memory back
👀🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@@OrangeCreamsicle it’s from American pie funniest movie HIGHLY inappropriate if you’re under age
😂😂😂
Fun fact: the “doctor fish” kinda resembles a real life species of bluish/ purple reef fish actually called doctor fish
that's hillenburge with his vast knowledge on marine life!
@@maymay5600 fr?
I think he was either studying to become, or was a marine biologist before creating spongebob
@@davidhatcher7016 the creator stephen hillenburg is a marine biology way before he created spongebob :>
Cool
Squidward seeing a crowd of people he serves daily and knows well, laugh at him for being a cashier is crazy
Fun Fact: My biology teacher made us take a test on the “Band Geeks” episode. He just played the episode for us and would pause it when a character was on screen that he wanted us to classify. It was a lot of fun and an easy A.
w teacher
@@taz34567-tfr
Huge W
Another piece of evidence that he actually doesn’t have a band is that when he is on the phone he says “I have a band *NOW* ”
Good catch
he said he's the leader of a band now, not i have a band now
@@jasonyuner5660 nice catch
would like but it is at 666
I hope that one of the Spongebob story writers see this and make this theory canon. It could be like an episode where Squidward finds out that every time he's been humiliated it was all just a fraud. Like the viewer (along with Squidward) slowly figure out the truth piece by piece until their background is shown off and the mystery is unraveled. It could genuinely be one of the best Spongebob episodes to date if this happens.
I hope so. Plus, Nickelodeon has no problem with homosexual couples on their shows so this theory can be confirmed.
damn robe and everything 😳
Love how someone with a Miles Edgeworth profile is talking about the truth behind a childhood connection between two rivals, involving a crush. Kinda perfect there.
@@alicered4198 definitely
Also pretty gay
@@LycanMOON I mean I think Phoenix never married anyone for a reason
Sqillium is definitely the bitter ex who never got over Squidward and has dedicated his whole life to tormenting him because even though he hates him, he’s still hopeless and pathetically obsessed and wants to show how much better he is without him. His every action might as well be accompanied by a full orchestral symphony arrangement of the song “Gives You Hell”.
Nice profile picture
@@anthonymacas407 thanks
Now I am going to have that song stuck in my head for a while... lol
@@uouq9558 yw
Went from saying Squilliam is a fraud to Squilliam and squidward are ex-lovers to being eaten by an alien parasitic creature that wants to take over and replace humanity
as a clarinet player i can say for sure he is not BAD at all at clarinet, its the instrument itself. it's broken.
There actually was an episode where he had to replace a part in it and it actually worked well after that
What!! No way
As a clarinetist myself as well as bassoonist, hate to break it to you Squidward is bad
it's completely the instrument's fault!!
He breaks it in the “Bubble stand” episode, he’s killing it right after he’s riding on the high of the bubble he blew, only for that same bubble to pick him and his house up and literally break his clarinet from the fall.From then on he can never really play it right. Is Atleast what I’ve always thought.
The real telling fact was that Squilliam’s statue had no unibrow.
It does have one. It's just white
It's just far above his forehead
Uhm actually it does it's just White
What if squilliam bought squidwards house bc first off u would think that squidwards house Is meant to be of himself well yeah but at second glance the house clearly has a unibrow while squidward has no eyebrows.. Plus squidward works at the Krusty Krab there no way he could afford a house like that while my boi spongebob lives in a pineapple 😂
@@grisannetr1146 I’m pretty sure that’s just reflecting light.
Ever since that confession Squilliam made, his whole intent has been REAL shady... Pretty sure this is all absolutely spot-on. He's always sort of been a reflection of what Squidward wants to be, but this video's ending is pretty convincing in explaining the root of his vengeful nature. I think that doctor was also the one who administered snail plasma to Gary/Spongebob, but that whole plot line itself was jarringly different from the usual, and thus, in my mind, the doctor has in fact been permanently condemned to the "shifty characters" category lol
Thanks for checking it out, your Spongebob theories were a big inspiration!
@@AlexBaleFilms your theory was amazing and that last part was a BIG plot twist
@@PizzA_TimE
It's a popular headcanon in the SpongeBob fandom.
It was a great theory though and the idea that Squilliam stages Squidward's downfall is so plausible and yet unique! Love it!
@@emmytweetie2177 ikr!
so it's the guy who thought that a candy maker spied on 5 children, thinks that- nah let's cross that off the list
This is actually the same doctor that prescribed Gary the snail plasma. So he definitely does work with pets as well. He must have done a lot of medical and veterinary schooling
brb changing my voicemail greeting to "hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent"
I JUST DID IT BECAUSE OF YOU 😭😭
@@lettersforchrist as you should ✨
@@angelag5578 😭 God bless you
@@lettersforchrist I have nothing to say except I love your name-
@@littlemonster6939 thank you!! Are you a Christian? Because I am and I love Jesus!! What's ur tiktok lol
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearls teenage friends?"
*DUN DUN*
Down oceanically
I always welcome Law and Order memes lmao
Epstein didn't kill himself 😂
“im Chris Hanson from dateline nbc”
OI OPRN UP SPUILLIAM THIS THE FISH BI(fbi)
Squidward and Squilliam being past lovers was the hot take I never knew I needed.
Headcanon accepted
new -> knew
excepted -> accepted
Make those changes, and I one hundred percent agree. Yes, I am that person.
@@Wandergirl108 nu'thnx
@@SilverFoxSpirit97 just makes it harder for people to understand, but okay
@@timiempire2279 does it? Does it really? 43 people say no
@@SilverFoxSpirit97 they aren't saying no, they have to go through the pain to dissect it, but it's a good comment nonetheless so that's why they are liking the comment(me included)
i will forever appreciate how not only did you deliever a uniquely amazing story for an ARG, but you made the theories so interesting on their own.
it shows your talent as a storyteller.
Squilliam: overt (grandiose) narcissism
Squidward: covert (vulnerable) narcissism
This is brilliant lmaoo
A+
This should be used in pyche classes
Nah, Squidward has a conscience, he just acts mean because he doesn't want to be vulnerable. Way deep down he's a decent guy.
You know your Stuff
You forgot something.
In almost all episodes with Squilliam and Spongebob, Squilliam naturally talks about how Spongebob is good, like the waiter episode for example. But in the episode where Squidward has to fill in for Squilliam in the Superbowl, Squilliam makes fun of Spongebob saying "this is exactly how I imagined your band to be" this showing he only shows appreciation for Spongebob when he wants to make fun of Squidward.
Wow, you got good shit there mate. (Not offensive just saying its a awesome conspiracy theory.)
He shows appreciation for spongebob? Really? Maybe the he admires the hard working aspect of spongebob. What other positive things has Squilliam said about spongebob?
@@BigForAHedgehog thinking about that same episode, just couldn't remember the lines
Even fictional characters be dodging taxes out here
True!
Well hello, it’s you again
SHUT UP
sup
Hello
One word that describes it all: "Something fishy is going on here"
I don’t think that’s one word but okay
@@Cheese-Slime-Sheriffthe key word is one, though: “fishy”
@@maurop7991 understandable
@@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff have a nice day✌🏾
I always think Squilliam’s unibrow is a fake.
It looks removable, like a doodle mustache, drawn by SpongeBob, that flies like a bird.
@@harrisonstewart3781 My god, so that's where Squidward's hair went
@@merchantziro4285 wasn’t his hair really long and blonde?
@@decimace Not that one, the one made by SpongeBob with the Magic Pencil in the Doodlebob episode.
@@merchantziro4285 ooooh, I see
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearl's teenage friends?"
Squilliam: *Sweats in Epstein*
isn't it just theory, don't be pessimist-minded. maybe they're just friends, who knows :D
@@leechee9887 but y would a grown man wanna be friends with a teenage girl? weird
oh no...
Squidward dumped Squilliam because he was into...the younger crowd...
FBI OPEN UP!
“How did spongebob get in?”
Forgot about the time he flawlessly made Michelangelo’s David?
I THINK EVERYONE LOOKED OVER THAT. LIKE HOW DID HE??? WHAT??
There's Spongebob explained, but what about Patrick?
@@PriffyViole Patrick made googly-eye art in that one episode and the critics loved it (I think). Maybe he's more of an abstract art kind of guy?
Spongebob is unique he's unusually talented but has no previous experience. If spongebob wasn't immature he would accomplish great things.
@@Coincollector81 He did. He had all these awards in one episode
i miss these theories so much i can't believe its been over 3 years since he started them, time passes by too fast
Bonus Theory:
Squilliam payed Nickelodeon to make those Squidward Torture episodes. That's re are so many now, because he bribed Nickelodeon to make Squidward loose more often.
Edit: Wow, this became quite popular. Thanks guys!
I'm pretty sure the "Squidward Torture" episodes were an inside joke geared towards the original character artist who came up with the look for the show, Michael Todd White. Todd White being the lead character artist/background designer from 1999 to 2000, abandoning the show in favor of seeking a career in painting. (Worth mentioning that Todd White plays Clarinet on top of being a painter. He also knows Martial Arts, I know Squidward doesn't do Karate. But maybe the idea for SpongeBob's Karate came from Todd White).
So whenever they make fun of or abuse Squidward, they're likely taking shots at Todd White for leaving the SpongeBob gravy Train early.
@Megachamp
Bonus Bonus Theory:
Squidward is retaliating by paying mid-level UA-camr Alex Bale to either expose or blaspheme Squilliam. Seems like a perfect ploy because Squidward doesn’t have that high of a budget and Alex Bale doesn’t have too much of a fan base.
“Squidward torture episodes” 😂
Bro do you have Instagram?
@@jakehislop387 How would you call them?
Squilliam has GOT to get his humiliation fetish under control, Squidward clearly ain't into it.
....Maybe that's why they broke up.
Yup, clearly Squilliam took it hard too ever since highschool his humiliation itch has only gotten worse.
Alex: "Unless . . . They were more than just classmates."
Me: "oh shit."
Also me: "Oh my god, they were roomates."
October Spooks Oh s h i t
Was that a vine reference? xD
"aND thEy WhEre rOoMmATes~~"
@@sunshineee2 Woww they were roomates B)
“No, I ordered an escort”
“RoOmIeS”
Bikini Bottom may not have a dedicated pet hospital, but it may be linked up with their main hospital. Even if it doesn't, Dr. Gill Gilliam proved in "Once Bitten" (the episode where Gary starts biting people and Patrick spreads mass hysteria about Gary's bite turning people into essentially zombies) that he is knowledgeable on veterinarian care because he correctly knows Gary has "Grouchy Snailitis" and knows Gary's bite doesn't turn people into zombies. He also removes Gary's splinter like a pro, so idk I think he knows a think or two about pets even if there may not be a pet hospital, so it makes sense for him to be at Squidward's about a dying pet if someone called.
Ok, but how would Squilliam know that Dr Gilliam visited Squidward's house in regards to a 'dying animal in the premise'? He shouldn't, unless he was the caller..
@@dafilmqueen556 I'm not denying that, I'm just saying that the doc fish might've thought it was genuine and not a prank done by Squilliam
I’m 27. My kids are screaming and I’m making dinner for my family. I am an adult, yet here I am. Over invested in a spongebob theory
This is important 🕵♀️
Yes this is peak adulthood. Congratulations 🎉 invest away
Peak
Living life right
Jesus is coming back. Have faith in him alone to be saved.
Here’s another detail for the head mistress offering him a job. Why was she outside during the recital, squidward left during the ovation, she should have been inside cheering for him
not to mention normally you would approach the performer backstage, not wait outside for them to exit through the front
Not to mention, why would Squiliem leave during his own ovation? Wouldn’t he still be on stage getting the cheers and such?
As I get older the more I empathise with squidward. He is underplayed, undervalued and yet still tries to pursue his dreams…
I identified most with Squidward 25 years ago when I was watching the show on TV. Now, only more so
I salute Squidward now
cringe heard that lame comment 29301130921390 times
@@iamapokerface8992 ur mom gei
he is also a pessimist, pompous, petty, and spiteful, and often mean spirited.
I mean, I can definitely pity him, he gets a lot of crap, but he’s not exactly the best person either. A lot of stuff is self inflicted by his bad attitude (not all).
04:11 Squilliam only denied his words about not having a rich life, but he did not deny that he was trying to impress Squidward.
Squidward is NOT, bad at the clarinet. His hearing was damaged by the bubble he blew which ruined his ability to hear himself play. Remember that episode! Remember!
I get the lore rationality here but this is a flawed take. A deaf advanced or even intermediate musician could still play their instrument well with limited hearing. Squidward is just incompetent
@@TheSavageLos could doesn't mean anything
@@EugenesBackpack Even tho Beethoven was literally deaf?
@@Ty-op5xr so whats your excuse? You incompetent too?
It was a joke
"and nothing, I mean nothing. Compares to what he does next"
*un skipable 30 second ad plays*
😂
Had me on the edge of my seat ngl
I got a grub hub ad. :(
Gotta get that UA-cam Premium Boi
Laughs in free trial of UA-cam premium
I was deadass about to click off the video then you said "wait."
same
Same. Now, a time of silence to all those who clicked off.
I’m so glad I waited that ending is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
Same
Same
I like this theory a lot and I think it definitely could be a be onto something big. The only problem I have with it is that side characters on SpongeBob get re used so often it’s hard to keep track who’s who all the time. I feel like for some of the bigger lines of evidence it makes sense but with the smaller things like the cop and Perl’s friend, idk if they fit too well
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS! squilliam is literally so obsessed with squidward, like, everything about squilliam’s attitude towards squidward signifies “fan behaviour.”
🤦🏾♂️
@@hiyou719 problem?
@@savannaaah squidward ain't gay or bi goofy
@@hiyou719 if you disagree, then keep scrolling, sir.
@@savannaaah voicing my opinion
I know I’m super late, but I will add, at the end of the music college episode when squidward is getting arrested, the instructor lady who first offered squidward the job says “We all know Squilliam has a big bushy unibrow...”. Okay... well if we all knew it, why didn’t you know it when you were literally at his concert?
You are actually correct.
Oh shit! How didn’t anyone realize this.
Makes this "theory" more convincing. No, it already is.
I've always liked the idea that Squidward just happened to have a shitty clarinet and he didn't realize it. There have been plenty of people that are able to develop a proficiency on an instrument, but poor set-up or design can hold them back significantly. Maybe Squilliam realized that Squidward could be better that him if he could afford a better clarinet
He used to be good at the clarinet until SpongeBob used it to clean his toilet(possibly a toilet).
Or there's the fact that he's trying to play a clarinet underwater with suction cups instead of fingers
Apparently Squidward doesn't change his reed on his clarinet, perhaps thats what's causing it. We've seen squidward play well on new clarinets like the one he got in the Christmas episode so maybe he just doesn't replace the reed
@@theleonpasta7336 petition to get squidward clarinet lessons sign here
Not really the same but paul mccartney learned to play guitar upside down.
THE ENDINNG CHANGES EVERYTHING OH MY GOD WHAT THIS IS SO GOOD ACTUALLY WHATTT😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
I CAN'T UNSEE THAT LAST THEORY THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN LOVERS
An abuse relationship
@@tangohead3275 kinky
SAME
Same....My childhood is ruined
Squidward goes out an a date with a woman in a few episodes implying that he’s straight
I love how this dude makes me feel like watching a horror movie while watching one of my favorite kids shows
Ong 😭
if you only knew
@@starscream8388no way your talking about what I think your talking about....
MUSE
Detailed Spongebob theory essays give me hope in humanity
truth though
truth
It’s crazy how squilliam was only in 5 episodes. They could have done so much more with him. Those episodes were always my favorite cause it was nice to see Squidward not just be jaded all the time
Only 5 episodes? Wth
i think the reason why squilliam hasn't been on the show for so long is because squilliam is a character created for squidward's arc and in the later seasons squid has been sidelined and his personality has been simplified to just hating spongebob. while in the earlier seasons he was a much deeper and more important character. and since the show doesn't care about squidward they don't need squilliam
I think Squilliam and Squidwards relationship is an ongoing commentary on the music industry as a whole.
So many times people look up to 'artists' that have a huge following, but don't appear to be doing very much. But it's usually over looked, that those 'successful' artists are often looking up to more talented artists, who may not have had the major label backing that could buy them as many fans.
That makes total sense!
Oh, that theory actually makes sense! It doesn't directly conflict with the Squidward X Squilliam ship and it can be a little nice side whatyamacallit.
You’re reaching 😂😂
"You can connect the dots and find some very interesting stories"
Me watching this after the Mrs. Puff theory : *YOU DONT SAY*
Same
Same
@@sophisticatedindividual3225 same
@@braderaku same
@@nomazulu same
“Voted most likely to suck ‘eggs’ in highschool”
HOLY SHIT 😳
That's evidence....
is that an innuendo? whats eggs supposed to mean
@apex_XD balls.
r/theyknew
that ending hit hard
"You've reached the house of unrecognized talent" Wow. Never seen or heard such a wonderful line.
real
@@kaplingnag7267real ❤🎉
You missed the fact the purple doctor comes to spongebob's house to give him the snail shot. He said he was squeamish, but what kind of a doctor is squeamish and has animal medicine? There should be an entire conspiracy video on the purple doctor not being a doctor.
There actually is one. Not by Alex bale, but by the spongebob UA-cam channel and its called bikini bottom mysteries episode 3 I think. It has the purple doctor fish in the thumbnail.
@@alyenahoy5587 Found it it was ep 2 however. By the official Spongebob channel. Yay I like how short and straight to the point they are.
@@sandro5535 me too! There's like 3 seasons of it I think.
There's a british show called Dr Martin where Dr Martin is a doctor in a small town but he faints when he sees blood
I always took it as the typical “bad/quack doctor” tv trope, like on The Simpsons.
Normal people watch spongebob. This guy applies the scientific method to it.
The Theorizer is a great channel who diagnoses the characters' mental state
Hi
Just hypotheses tho lol
... Actually... them being exes makes their attitudes towards each other make a lot more sense. Squilliam is the ONLY guy Squidward takes any crap from. Some rando insults Squidward? Squidward insults them right back, no damage to his confidence at all. Squilliam starts humiliating Squidward again? Squidward just... sits there and takes it. But if they really did have a nasty breakup, if Squidward really hated Squilliam after that, he wouldn't just sit there and take it like that. He always just lets Squilliam tear him down, and actually believes his insults. Whatever happened between them... maybe, Squidward thinks it's his fault? Or it straight-up was his fault, either way. Maybe he did something that hurt Squilliam. So now, every time Squilliam comes to tear him down again, Squidward lets him do it because he thinks he deserves it, or that Squilliam is in the right to do this, at least.
Of course, Squilliam is still 100% overreacting... but we ain't ignoring those paintings IN HIS HOUSE of Squidward. He never got over this, did he?
It also makes sense for Squidward to behave so meekly if Squilliam was abusive in their relationship. This fits with the obsessive attempts to hurt and humiliate Squidward, and a lot of abusers convince their victim that the victim is always at fault...
Doesn't the phone call where Squilliam is introduced start off with Squidward asking about his unibrow, with the implication that there was some kind of incident? Maybe that ties into it.
It could just as easily be the result of a past friendship that ended bitterly, or Squilliam could have always been a bully to Squidward. If Squidward used to be more meek or insecure and Squilliam is someone who bullied him back then, that could also explain how he reacts to Squilliam now -- he associates Squilliam with that time in his life and so reverts back to how he used to respond to people insulting him. Ultimately, there's clearly _some_ prior relationship between them, but I don't think we have enough information to say what type of relationship it was.
@@Lucky10279 Tbh yeah, we really don't have enough evidence to say they really are exes. The school bully thing kinda makes sense, but... wouldn't Squidward just hate him now? Like I said, Squidward doesn't take crap from anyone. If he used to be meek, then yeah, he got picked on back then, and it'd suck to see your school bully living your perfect life while you're stuck getting payed peanuts, but even if that'd make Squidward kinda act how he does now... I still feel like he'd be more aggressive towards Squilliam. Every time, he's usually trying to make excuses to Squilliam, instead of just admitting he's in a bad place. He seems embarrassed to let Squilliam know where he works, and lies and tells him he owns a restaurant instead. If Squilliam was just some bully from the past, I feel like Squidward would just tell him to shut up and buzz off.
Also Squidward being in the painting of Aphrodite specifically makes it seem like uh. Squilliam feels some type of way about him. (It could just be some random octopus, but then why does every painting have the same squid? If it's supposed to not be Squidward, they could at least slap a moustache or a different eye color on some of 'em. Or heck, maybe a unibrow, if Squilliam's so egotistical.)
I agree. Maybe Squidward was at fault during their relationship.
And maybe, the reason why Squidward dated Squilliam was because he's rich. Hoping he could use Squilliam for his wealth to set him up for fame and success, since- well, sometimes you only need money to be famous.
Maybe the relationship was completely one-sided at first, with Squilliam being the only one to have actual feelings for Squidward, thus Squidward's portraits on his walls. But maybe Squidward started having feelings for Squilliam as well and felt guilty so he ended up confessing his previous intentions, but that made Squilliam break up with him because he felt used and foolish.
So now, Squilliam is flexing his wealth on Squidward to (possibly) remind him of what he did and what he lost.
With possible lingering feelings for him still.
I have these random phases of binge rewatching these theory videos and this phase could last an entire week of just rewatching these videos. I don’t know why but these videos are so iconic that I always have to come back to these lol.
The cast: "And they were classmates!"
Fan-fiction writers: "omg they were "
"classmates" "
#ShippersDestroyLives
@@metaljacket8128100% true
@@metaljacket8128 Yes and no lol
@@metaljacket8128 y u p
#saphoandherfriend
I really appreciate squidward. He works in a job he hates, but it sustains him and gives him the freedom to pursue his passions. He seems unhappy that he's not where he wants to be in life but he never gives up on his dreams and passions. I think he's a good example of persistence and doing what you need to in order to support your dreams until those dreams can sustain you.
The Noor Jasmine channel presents an excellent review of conspiracy theories.
He’s so fuckin relatable. You just described my life right now💀💀
but Weren't Squidward's hopes and dreams literally buried??
He's just like me fr fr
Sadly, I don't think the algorithm will ever favor Squidward's dreams.
Actually the purple doctor fish has worked with animals before. In the episode where the mad snail disease breaks loose, he’s the only one trained enough to remove the splinter from garry.
also the episode where squidward takes care of garry and gives him the needle
I guess it makes sense then as to why he can be a pet doctor aswell, because the pets of bikini bottom are just "de-evolved fish".
nope, that guy was orange not purple
There's also that time Plankton stole Gary's shell and SpongeBob panicked thinking Gary was sick and took him to a hospital
also when gary gets a splinter, right?
0:08 : Taylor Swift going to the bathroom
Ok the dating part really isn’t far fetched when you realize how self centered they both are
And how similar they both look
@@connor48880 maybe they're related too
@@redyosh9811 *insert alabama joke*
@@redyosh9811 they have different last names though and wasn’t there a whole city of squids in one episode
Yeah, Squidward not only referred to Squilliam as hot at one point, but also himself, so I could believe it.
"Patrick's new year's resolution is to learn to play an instrument."
Patrick learned to play the Drums for Squidwards half time show.
He already knew how to play an instrument.
Three if you count Mayonnaise and Horse Radish.
He's also pretty good at the lid
He also plays a mean stomach in “planktons band”
Don't forget about the slide trumpet too!
I lowkey feel like Squilliam has a crush on or wants to be friends with Squidward, but he does not know how to get his attention or approach him. That is why he is so obsessed with him when he should just go on with his life.
Watch the last 30 seconds of this video, it will blow your mind
Tsundere
@@Mrscellophane no, dont even say that
@@Mrscellophane no dont
@@fyro4137 yes do)
That last minute twist deserves a chef’s kiss.
Why did the statue of Squillem not have his Unibrow? Is it because Squilliem idolizes Squidward so much that he had originally made that statue of Squidward for his own enjoyment and decided to cart it out to humiliate him?
No it has a unobrow. It's just faded
I have one thing to say about this video:
"It's big, and valuable."
Yknow what else is big and valuable? 😏
@@atanki5682 Student debt
My tenor sax
That's 2 things
i always liked squidward as a kid watching this show, he really didn’t seem all that bad and squilliams attempts to embarrass him always made me sad :(
That's intentional. Squidward represents the viewer, everyone can probably name someone they were "rivals" with in high school who always seems to be doing better than them (but might not be in reality).
Facts I used to feel so bad for Squidward bc his life isn't what he had wanted at all
I always felt bad for him and I still do cause I’m still a kid😗✌️