Woke Activist Fail | TRY NOT TO LAUGH #90
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Gooooood Mernin!
Cmon man!
Mornin'!
Thursday morning.
Good Mawnin!
My brain hurts already, & I'm a few seconds in.
Poor baby…🥹…. you DO need glasses.
It was ‘649 tickets’ not ‘849 tickets.’ 🤗
Pretty sure that woman who threw paint on a building has never done a hard day's work in her life. She's certainly never thrown away a bucket of water before.
Allo Matthew, this happened in the UK, my home ,it shows how our once great country is now a fukin joke
@@peterevans2237 One idiot doesnt spoil a whole country
You know there is a trick to throwing a bucket of water. I learned how to do it watering the horses.
The family's Maids take care of all that business. Drizella doesn't need to work drizella's point in life is to make everybody else's life difficult.
@@annother3350 .......*Biden appears*
Here's my customer service story: I'm a school psychologist for a public school system. Tested a child whose parent was adamant he was autistic. 12+ combined hours of testing and report writing, and he did not meet state criteria. Mom goes ballistic that I said her child was not autistic and demands a second psychologist redo the testing. 12+ hours for my supervisor, and guess what: the student was not found to meet the criteria for autism. That's right. Parents get mad at you for presenting evidence that their child does not have a mental health disorder...It's not even uncommon.
Probably upset that they can no longer use autism to deflect responsibility for the social and behavioural issues their kid may have. Oh, and I suppose that they can’t get disability benefits if they can’t prove a disability.
It's really sad. Seems like the majority of parents...likely only one parent, really want that chec, & not to have to work to make their children productive members of polite society.... it's disgusting.
It’s like the world is experiencing Opposite Day
Should've tested the mom 😂
Lock her up
My best customer service experience was working fast food, a guy asked for a "ton of onions". I asked him sleeping on a couch worth or divorce. Without blinking an eye, with a huge grin, he said divorce worthy. Hooked him up, no problem.
That's absolutely hilarious. I'm gonna ask my husband that next time he asks for onions. He'll get a kick out of it. Priceless.
EXCELLENT!!!!!
Legendary mate
Been in customer service for 20 years. It’s my bread and butter. Over the years I have had many of these stories happen. Once you learn to laugh at it, you realize it’s not so bad. Every day I’m reminded that I’m not the slowest, dumbest and angriest person on earth. 😂😂😂
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.🥁
Boom ! 😂
I think I heard a drum roll .
I should not have laughed at that.
But I did!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im laughing way too much at this.
My story: I worked as a bag boy and a grocery store for my first job. One day I was happily taking a ladies groceries out to her car. I loaded all the groceries into the back of her SUV and she was highly impatient during the whole process. Before I finished placing the last bags she slammed the trunk on both of my arms, badly bruising both of them. I wasn't having any of it.
While she was calling me 'slow in the head', I grabbed every single bag in the back and dumped them all on the ground, destroying everything. Luckily enough for me she was a stage 4 Karen so when I went back inside wounded with her following behind me screaming, I didn't have to say much before she was banned and I was given paid time off. She also didn't receive replacement groceries because her dumbass maneuver was caught on camera.
Some people are just angry at the world lol
Princess and the pea...some people can't be satisfied.
Should have involved authorities, that’s assault. Some people need to deal with the justice system to learn manners before they really hurt someone. Sounds like she did, but dumping her groceries on the ground, great move🎉!
@@youhaveinfinitevalue5755 The police did get involved. She called them on me and the cops told her that if she pressed charges I likely would too and it wouldn't go well for her. She screamed at them too lol..
My God, this was a brilliant saga. Bravo. That's amazing. 😂👏
Stage 4, bro? Dang you deserve a medal
The best customer service lesson I was ever taught...." The customer is always right, unless they're wrong. But you can still make them feel like they are right. You know in your head they are wrong, but if you take care of them anyway, you win, they win...and you look like the hero to your work mates."
Or we could stop glorifying people being stupid, ignorant, helpless and entitled. When a customer treats people like absolute garbage and then they subsequently get what they want, they won’t stop. Why SHOULDNT we call them out and make them feel bad for acting a fool?
@@amihere383 As a multi store manager, I never came down on a customer for giving me heck, but I have made people leave my store for being nasty to my employees. The employees do all the hard work where the rubber meets the road.I was speaking of me personally.
Screw that, if the customer is wrong and start getting vocal I'll tell them to phuk off.
Threaten me I stop helping you. First words out of your mouth on the phone is to scream. “Have a nice day” click.
Here’s my customer service story: I worked customer service at a grocery store in my city at the ages 14-17 and I’ve had things thrown at me my old ladies over the age of 70 because they were upset with the cashiers… but nothing beats the time a grown ass man came up and asked me to wrap his flowers for him and typically i wrap flower bouquets all the time, because floral is barely ever open, but he did not bring me a bouquet it was a literal VASE OF WATER with flowers in! I told him I cannot wrap it because the water will go everywhere’s in it and before I could offer dumping the water out and wrapping the flowers and giving him the vase separately, he slammed his full grocery cart into the customer service desk I was standing behind and starting screaming/cursing about how difficult it is to get flowers…. Like sir calm down your 35 screaming and causing a scene in a local grocery store over you not thing something through man and screaming at 15 year olds.. embarrassing for him 😂
I worked in the shoe department at JC Penneys, I had just started the job. A woman came to return the shoes she bought because she got blisters from them. She literally screamed at me because somehow it was my fault that she bought shoes that didn’t fit. She wanted the manager. She was yelling so bad that other employees came over afterwards to see if I was alright. I raised 5 kids I can ignore sound like it was a super power. I just continued taking care of customers as she screamed, yelled and had a temper tantrum.
Ignoring banshee screaming is a superpower. Especially helpful in customer service.
I witnessed something similar as a customer so I approached them and with my sternest calmest mom voice told her that’s not how we treat each other and she needs to behave. She was speechless and as I walked away I turned around to see her angrily watching me so I stopped and pointed at her, and said “behave!” like she was a toddler. Customers found it quite amusing and she didn’t know what to say.
next time scream back...just scream
"shut up! SHUT. UP!!!!!"
and see how they react....
you don't have to be a verbal punching bag
@@Saltine_American no way 😂
She probably and obviously needed to be humbled to come back to reality lol
"I can ignore sound as though it was a super power". Kudos to you, kiddo.
Dear Tylor,
Here is my favorite story from when I worked customer service: Back in 2003 or 2004 I worked at a call center dealing with the college financial aid application (FAFSA). Around this time they were switching from paper forms to the new online application, which was not well communicated in advance (because government). The day before college classes are supposed to start, a mother calls in to let us know the paper renewal application was not received, as it had been in previous years, and it was OUR fault her son wasn't going to be able to start classes on time. I explained the new online application process, no more paper renewal forms, the fact that it was her son's responsibility to make sure things were completed on time not her responsibility or ours, blah blah blah. She was tearing into me for quite some time, so of course I am zoning out. Right around the 30 minute mark I hear her say "Thank you for ruining my son's life!!!!" My ear heard "Thank you" and before my brain could process the full sentence and context I instinctively said "You're welcome!" I immediately realized I done goofed and prepared for more screaming and a demand for a manager. Lucky for me she was so pissed off she hung up! I then noticed my supervisor practically falling out of her chair laughing because it turns out she was live monitoring the call. No write up, no reprimand. Got a kudos for handling the call as well as I did, even though it was waaaaayyyyy over our expected handle time. Good times
Tylor
😅😂🤣😆😅😂🤣😆🤪
Thanks for the story and background. Love it when people take the time! 😘👌🏻
don't even get my dad started on FAFSA. I have never seen him so mad in his entire life as when he was doing the FAFSA. I cant believe you had the balls to take complaints on the FAFSA. that stuff makes men go insane.
One of the main reasons I kept wanting to quit college was having to deal with FAFSA every semester. I hated it, it took so long and there was just way too much information to input every single time. 😑 I am so sorry you had to work there, that couldn’t have been fun.
A female supervisor with a sense of humor! You lucked out with a unicorn! LOL!
12 Years of working in Service Desk and i can confirm 99% of calls end up with me questioning all the choices in my life that led me to this moment ...
Dear Tyler, best conversation ever at McDonalds. "I'll have a half dozen mcnuggets." Kid looks me dead in the eye, all indignant. "We don't have half a dozen, we have six, nine or twelve." And I live in Canada, so snow like that is common and often.
Less than 10 minutes ago, I had a delivery of two Chewy boxes delivered by FedEx. Evidently, I am one of the lucky ones. The delivery driver (which has come here numerous times delivering the Chewy boxes) took the boxes into the shed where I park my horse trailer and set them down under the goose neck of the trailer because it was starting to rain. Good delivery drivers still exist.
So dropping a box with a bag of dog food in it makes me a bad delivery driver? I’m not going to bend all the way down to the ground with a 60 lb box that I know is dog food 40 plus times a day.
@@bradoffineer5137 just because a package is heavy doesn't give a weak delivery driver permission to throw someone's property.
@@bradoffineer5137 Then you should find a new occupation. Maybe delivering for Dominoes Pizza would suit you better. Or would that be too strenuous for you as well? I know if I caught you tossing that box of dog food down like the one did in that video, before you made it out of my driveway, I would have already called FedEx and I assure you, would loose your job. I can be quite persuasive. And in the case of the video, the customer would have video proof of your inconsiderate and negligent actions to show your superiors.
@@bradoffineer5137 As someone who has done deliveries. Yes, it makes you weak delivery driver. Scold your parents for not teaching you to treat other's people things as you would want yours. Maybe it didn't sink in.
As a 69-year-old Air Force vet, I'd just like to say that there is only one program or series of programs on Facebook that I usually watch every week. All of the Tyler Zed programs really make my week. Keep up the good work and keep em flying.
I served in the 80's as a jet mechanic and yes I fell for the bucket of prop wash joke to clean the jets .
65 year old vet here - four years Airforce then six years Navy. Been enjoying this site for about a year.
This is not programming, is it? ;p
Thanks for your service gents
His productions make me both happy and sad at the same time.
My son got a job at a department store working customer service while in college. He has no patience dealing with stupidity and is sarcastic but can just give hard stares as he is 6’ and an elite athlete which can intimidate some. When he told me I laughed so hard that I had tears running down my face. He just shrugged. Just stared at people who were ridiculous but also when things were returned took the items but was responsible for creating new tags. He got some incredible bargains like a leather coat that had been returned. Apparently the company liked him enough that summer that they hired him again before he joined the military. During Basic training, he told me that he had never met so many people in one area but the customer job had prepared him to deal with it.
I had a few instances of horrible customer service nightmares. One of which was when I was finance in the army. This spouse went ballistic when she was told that she couldn't do anything to her husband pay. He proceeded to come in and flip out also. They were both cussing and insulting me, because yeah, that's going to get toy what you want. I took them to my NCOIC and then they were both kicked out and he was only allowed to go through his PAC clerk or chain of command from that day forward. 20 years later and it's still a very clear memory. There are some really horrible people out there.
I used to work in utilities and did surveying. I was with the water crew and they were repairing a water line. A lady came out and asked if we were fixing the hot or cold water. We all looked at each other and said the hot water.
I don't know how you could have kept a straight face .
Nice 👌
Love this 😄
So about the old people online thing:
My grandfather just got a new phone for Christmas and was super jealous of his friends/family (fellow old people) because they were sending him "stickers" through text that had little cartoon versions of the people sending it (kinda like Bitmoji from Snapchat). He was basically like "You NEED to figure out how to put this on my phone (name)!". So I figured out what app they were using and spent about 3 hours with him making his little avatar absolutely perfect. He was overjoyed at the end and was SUPER excited to send his sister and other people random stickers of his character in different poses. He then also told me that he downloaded Google's version of FaceTime (Meet) and needed me to show him how to use it. Clicked a few buttons and he was again overjoyed when he was able to both talk to AND SEE his sister about a thousand miles away instantly on his phone. These simple little things most people take for granted because it's so common absolutely made his week. He was so happy, like a child at Christmas with a mountain of gifts under the tree 🥺😂
This is the best story I've read all week! Reminds me of how excited my Grandaddy got when he got his flip phone and then discovered he could send pictures with it, lol. We tried to talk him into a smartphone but he loved his little orange flip phone and wouldn't part with it 😆.
Aww, that's sweet. Nice of you to help him out! 😊
There's an implied social contract here. When I was young I helped my parents program the VCR, microwave, etc. Now that I'm old it's the turn of you young'uns to show me how to Facebook, UA-cam, TikTok, whatever. Your kids will come up with a bunch of bullshit you don't know how to work and then it will be their turn.
That was sweet!
That's adorable
I worked Customer Service at a lighting store and my manager at the time told a customer a line I will never forget. He said “I invite you to NEVER come back here ever again”. Lmao! Best line ever! #Boss!
Don't forget the mental midgets that glued themselves to the floor at a Volkswagon reveal...And got left there at night when the place closed...with no food, water, or a place to pee. That cracked my ass UP!
The facility maintenance personnel should "go to get help" then come back and say "We mailed the form to our emergency service. We'll able to give you a time frame in a couple of days." Let 'em scream, then come out and say "Well, there's other measures we could take." They'll be relieved. Then say "We're waiting for the insurance company's claims adjustor now. Coz they're going to bill you, of course."
Let them have another round of venting.
What about that fool who mixed sand into some kind of glue and turned it into some kind of cement and proceeded to glue his hand to a road
That is absolutely hilarious and deserving
@@vexile1239 If I was in charge, he'd still be there surrounded by orange traffic cones.
@@paulhare662 smack dab in the middle of a lane on a 2 to 4 lane road (I think)? It would have cost more money to leave him there instead of cutting a square out of the road and redoing the resulting pothole
I love that guy who asks stupid people questions and says YES to any answer they give hes hilarious
it is funny but doesnt help them know they are wrong.
@@blutkopfhinoken4632right, I would like it to tell them yes and think they are right and then follow up with an insult and go, hell no it’s actually…….
@@maryjane4432 exactly. it doesnt help society
@@blutkopfhinoken4632 there is no helping society now. We sat on our asses whem we cpuld have helped amd now an entire generation has grown up under these lies they have been peddling. Sit down grab some pipcorn and beer. Get your fallout shelter ready and watch the world burn. Its over.
@@maryjane4432 @Blut Kopf (Hinoken) you 2 don't get it the best part is they think they are smart for knowing it then they go to show off how smart they are to other people then those people tell them how fucking dumb they are adding a layer to the embarrassment, causing it to sink in harder. the only down side is we don't get to witness that part, but knowing it will happen puts a smile on my face.
I used to work roadside assistance customer service.. And the protocol is: we need to ask the customer for their information to load their account file, assure it's in good-standing, and fill-out key details about the situation BEFORE we can put in request for service -- obviously! But it was all-too-common to have people call in, highly distressed, emotional, hyper, and/or angry; give their location; demand a tow truck; and attempt to hang-up without allowing basic follow-up questions (like their name or type of vehicle - which is relevant to know which vehicle to locate, and also which kind of tow-truck to dispatch).
I'd also have customers call in and expect the tow-truck to arrive in the 3 minutes they spend on the phone with me, or literally have NO IDEA what kind of car they were driving (that happened about 30% of the time, no joke, and majority female) .... But the best story was when a woman spent 30 minutes on the phone with me insisting that the tow-truck driver had stolen her vehicle because it hadn't arrived to the destination drop-off yet... Only to find out the tow-truck driver was on the next street over looking for her because she, the caller, had given the wrong address!
I have a knack for understanding folks with thick accents (doesn't matter the original language tbh). I worked at a home improvement store and was pulled around sometimes to help other workers understand their accent.
It used to annoy me that other staff spoke badly about those customers sho had English as a second language. I got so good at listening I could pick where a customer was from which made them very happy. If I didn't understand it was easy to ask questions to make sure we understood each other. What was annoying was when people were speaking in English and as soon as they asked for discount and were told no, the " I no understand English" lie came out. The other annoying thing was speaking to each other in their language and ignoring me completely. The could be talking about something or saying deroagatory things about the salesman.
As a Texan I sleep closest to the door because of my protective nature. Whether that's the right or left side doesn't matter. My wife didn't understand at first but now she appreciates it. Just my two cents.
What's more protective?
The window side or the side with the door?
What if you have assassins coming in through both the door and the window?
That’s a good man, right there. Sleep closer to the door.
Same, and good luck getting through the hurricane proof storm shuttered window on the 2nd floor.
It is natural instinct. I do too
Worked customer service at one company back in 1995, and one coworker used to mute her phone to say awful things she was thinking during the calls. She forgot to mute herself one day. She got fired.
Oops lol.
i was managing to keep a straight face throughout the majority of this video, but the Venison Balls really cracked me up!
I am in Australia and I remember when i was in my 40s and working at the checkout of a grocery store. At that time, we would scan the items into an empty shopping trolley (cart) and the customer would then bag or box the items. Anyhow this woman came in with her 4 or 5 year-old son and throughout the whole store he was throwing items and getting into everything. Guess who came through my checkout. She put him in the trolley so he could throw the items on the belt and anything that broke she obviously said she did not want. After they were all up she left him in the trolley and put the trolley next to the scanner so I could scan her groceries. Her son was banging on the scanner the whole time and she did not once reprimand him. When it came to the huge cans of dog food, i stopped and asked her to lift him out of the trolley as I was worried i would hit him with one. She said no that she had a bad back and that she would not do it. So I said fine, I am not scanning anymore items. She said she wanted to talk to the manager and I said "great, so do I". The assistant manager came over and took her away then came back and placed an empty trolley and asked if I could continue the order, which I did. She stood there when he walked away with a smirk on her face and said that I discriminated against her because she was a mother. I told her I have four children, which I do. When she paid, she said "did I hear you say "thank you" and I told her "no, you didn't"". After she left the assistant manager came and asked me to log off my register and I thought I was going to be chastised, instead he told me to go and have a 30 minute break. I would hate to think what her home looked like as that child was a horror, just like his mum.
Great job Tyler :)
Things that Zed's wife doesn't have to worry about: "take some facial hair and sprinkle them on the sink!"
He's gonna need some Aloe for that burn.
Damn it Tyler I was taking a perfect rip off a joint when you had to say 'hey Bill there's an intern' and now RIP me cause that shit was GOLD
Ex FedEx ground driver here and Chewy boxes were the bane of my FedEx career. That and also home gym equipment, furniture, and appliances.
I do customer service for a big company at home, and I absolutely love it. I answer chats, instead of calls. So it's wonderful because my mouth can scream and cuss at the customer all I want while helping them, while my hands remain perfectly civil and peak customer service.
are they hiring?
So, split personality, huh? Talk to text will get you fired though.
Do you guys chat with several customers at once? I swear chat agents will take 10 minutes per response! And I’m like they have to be talking to multiple customers lol.
I worked with a girl who used to be a customer service rep. She said it turned her into a Rageaholic! She had the record for the most broken phone equipment.
It's a job for people who don't feel empathy.
I’m a customer service rep. There’s not a day where I don’t get to laugh out loud at least once when I put the phone down.
PS: in my job, we get to say ‘no’ and it can be very satisfying 😈
I refused to answer a phone on my days off.
The son of a friend of mine got a summer job at M & S customer services, a gentleman returned a worn out pair of shoes and demanded a refund, he had the receipt they were 10 years old. Management escorted him from the premises.
Customer service story: I recently worked at tractor supply and elderly couple came in looking for something to soothe the sore feet of their goats and I offered up advice on trimming and washing and grooming and medical care of injured goat hooves, I talked about using peroxide for soft hooves to harden them and using epsom salts to soak hard bruised and inflamed hooves..... The lady immediately freaked out and start yelling at that would just hurt the goats because they had little scrapes and cuts and epsom salt is going to cause a lot of pain because it's salt..... So I had to explain to her that actually Epsom salt is not sodium chloride which is table salt and ocean salt, but it's magnesium sulfide. She called me a fuking idiot and stormed out of the store actually thinking epsom salts are the same as table salt. Kicker is, I trim and take care of hooves as a side business. Almost as bad are the "pitbull dog trainers" it barely understand or speak English but think they know everything about training a dog when everything they say about how to train a dog, from the worst corners of Internet forms of idiots that I've never trained dogs. 🤷🏼♂️ Can't fix stupid. I just said well good luck with that and going to do some research and come back when you're ready to apologize are you actually need my help.
Customer service story:
Got a call from a framer on a jobsite demanding I, personally, bring the paperwork that our delivery driver neglected to leave there. I asked him to double check because the drivers normally leave it in the- "are you calling me a liar?!" He started yelling. I mean this guy read me the Riot Act, chewing me out at length. At this time I was an office guy that worked on a computer all day. So after preparing a new copy of all the paperwork and arranging for someone to hurry and deliver it, I get a call from the salesman. The job superintendent had removed the paperwork overnight because it was stormy. The angry framer called the salesman and apologized to him. Sheepish coward didn't have the guts to apologize to the person he actually yelled at.
Fxxxxr
My bad man
You can’t fix AOC!
Duct tape can fix her. She needs to shut her damn mouth
@@richardyates998 I got something for her purrty mouth!!!😏
No but if we could get her fixed the world may be a slightly better place.
or can you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
assinine on command
I worked at the Post Office. A rich guy came in and to post a package on a sat afternoon. I told him that the mail wouldn't be collected until Monday so it wouldn't arrive until Tuesday. He went ballistic and demanded to see the manager, who was me. I told him about other carriers who could get it there for him but that wasn't good enough.
Brother is the best brand of consumer grade printers. The fact that a Brother was my first printer is probably how I avoided developing a disdain for printers in the first place. I actually still have that first one and it still works a decade later.
“C’mon Man” is now ingrained in Tyler’s vocabulary and slowly is becoming part of mine.
That poor lady's reaction from being pranked in that car made my day. 🤣 I could feel her distress.
Hahaha, People thinking they're getting killed - Soooo funny !
@@HauntedXXXPancake hahaha yup
I work at walmart. One time we had a lady call our store 4 times in one day. She was so mad that she forgot her bag at the register. She blamed the cashier, saying they're useless and stupid. She said that the walmart needs to shut down because we're so incompetent and worthless.
She did this 4 times, and each time a different person took the call. The last call, she said she was sending someone over to fetch her bag. If we gave her friend any trouble, then she was calling corporate to get us shut down.
All this, over a fucking ham sandwich and a hat.
That's a pea brain Walmart shopper for you
It's always the spinsters that are awful to be around.
First world problems
I worked retail for 45 years. Got good at dealing with problem customers by knowing exactly where they were going and cut them off with an answer that would leave them satisfied but on the way home they would think to themselves, "did that guy call me an idiot"?
Let put it in prospective. Walmart does hire very low IQ people. Service is most the time bad. Food is definitely not good buy any means. People are mean and many workers at Walmart are NOT helpful or even don't speak English. So until Walmart starts hiring quality people, there will be always some person that will point it out. I stopped going to Walmart all together. What I need I order on Amazon or go to local market. People in Walmart are bunch idiot, customer and works. It is perfect storm of idiocrasy.
You made me lose this challenge when you said the vikings were gonna stomp the giants. How'd that work out.? 😂
Lmao, the woman with the printer was hilarious. 😂
I feel that frustration.
USPS carrier here… Yep, you are 100% correct about Chewy boxes!!! 50lb bags of dog food in a box sealed with a single piece of tape! 🤬no joke, half of those boxes of dog food are delivered separately on the porch. By that I mean the bag of dog food next to the empty box.
"i had no arms or legs and had to 'vibrate' to communicate"... Thats when I lost.
I'm looking that guy up he might be funny.....
I currently work as a security guard in a supermarket and I've seen idiots almost everyday. Majority of the time is when a customer complains that the price of the item that was scanned at the counter is not the same as the price tag on shelf is where the cashier usually ask me to locate that specific item in the entire store and find that exact price tag for that item. Most of the time it's the customer's fault for not reading the damn price tag as the price tag literally has the name, item size and barcode number on it to make sure its the right one. There was this one time that my first encounter with a karen is that she complained to the cashier so hard to the point it made her cry in public and to make it worse is that she was a rookie staff member who just recently work for less than a month.
Last week I met another different karen and this time it's a male karen. It was the Chinese New year sale going on and I was in charge of guarding the firework stand. This entitled male karen walks up to the stand and we said the following:
Male karen: hello what's this?
Me: oh that, that's dragon egg it literally looks like a fireball when lit up
Male karen: do you have an example?
Me: sorry I don't have an example to show
Suddenly he started to berate me for how rude the way I speak as he demand to speak to my manager. I've been talking to customers with a calm voice since late December whenever I'm guarding the firework stand and somehow he's the first one to have problem with my way of speaking. I kept my mouth shut the entire time because I know no matter what I say it will only get worse. I'm so confused that time on how the hell did I triggered him with only a few harmless sentences. Then his daughter told the cashier that I was the one who's being rude to him spreading lies throughout the store while I'm dealing with her entitled sensitive male karen father. I never want to see that POS of a man and his lying dogface daughter ever again.
Was I the only one who found the funniest part when he suggested you could hook up a printed with an HDMI cord?
You are right, Tyler. No more dark jokes. We are in our third year in a dark joke.
With more to come
Yeah we're in the middle of a dark joke
It's always darkest before the dawn.
You have no idea how hard I'm praying that I'm right on that statement.
Where I'm from in Canada, there was a man who had a personalized licence plate of his last name and his father had the same plates before him. Their last name was Grabher and some Karen saw it, said it was encouraging violence against women, and the province took it away. He appealed in court saying it's freedom of expression but lost.
I'm surprised they didn't force the family to change their last name....the way Canada is getting these days...they might still....
Im geniunly surprised they didnt execute him. Sorry, encourage him to opt into state assisted euthanazia.
Wokeness is everywhere 😔.
Damn I miss the days when you saw something that offended you just stopped looking at it and got on with your life .
Of course he lost. You already said you’re from Canada. And the US is close behind.
Tyler didn't even notice the shirt the customer service guy had on. Barney the dinosaur and the words "Commit Tax Fraud" 🤣I was dying just from that
Customer service: I worked for a long distance carrier back when calling cards were a thing. A lady calls in a panic because her card isn’t working so standard practice is to give her a 3 minute courtesy call by conferencing her to the other party. She’s at a casino in Vegas and she has me call her psychic to see what slot machine she should use. The psychic tells her the stuff every one-armed bandit user knows but ends the call with find the one that feels right.
Best costumer service thing that happened to me was when I was 23 years old. A guy came into the liquor store and I could tell he was about half lit. He started pissing and moaning about why I was refusing him service. I politely told him that I couldn’t sell him anything due to his already being inebriated. He started raising his voice saying he was going to have the owners, who he said were friends of his, fire my sorry ass. I politely said that if he had a complaint with the way he was treated, he could start with telling me. He got bent sideways and started screaming at me as to why the hell would he want to say anything to me since I was just a store clerk. I told him to check out the liquor license in the frame by the door. Why the hell would I do that?, he asked. I said because if he was the cause of the store’s license to be revoked, my wife and daughter wouldn’t be very happy and neither would I. I said, Buddy, you’ve been talking to the owner the whole time, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to risk my livelihood just so you could get a little higher.
He returned the next day and apologized and became a good customer, but they all knew I wouldn’t risk my store for their high.
And then everyone in the store slow clapped...
Sorry about that! It was a dark time for me... 😭😭😭
[j/k. But, I did go through my own demons back in the day. 7 years dry, now.]
A costumer is someone that deals in or makes costumes.
@C.O.G. Forevermore nobody likes a know-it-all who has to point it out.
You refused service because he was drunk? Forgive me, I'm just a dumb Canadian and I've never heard of such a thing, so why on Earth would you do that?
@22:00 When my late wife once had to use a wheelchair we switched sides of the bed because it was simply easier for her to get to the bathroom while hobbling. When she was finally healed up enough to take side back, we were both so happy. It was like coming home from a long trip.
FedEx Delivery, here, and YES! Chewy is AWFUL! Especially when they have a HUGE SALE! Half my truck is filled with this crap and sometimes we're talking 50 to 70 lbs boxes of Mastiff kibble to cat litter up 3 flights of stairs and other horrendous circumstances. Believe me, NO Chewy boxes were harmed in the making of that clip.
Great vid! Keep 'em comin'!
Thanks Zed for celebrating seniors! ❤
Old people on Facebook. My mom once posted condolences to a friend “Sorry for your loss. He was a wonderful person. LOL”. 😂she thought it stood for Lots of love! 😂
That's so sweet . I bet she felt awful when you told her .
I’ve seen a sympathies post where they used a background of the 😂 emoji. They just saw the tears and went with that.
Holy shit. Kimberly, I don't know why, but this made my day.
Dear Tyler... that was not a hoodie you wore. It was a regular sweatshirt.
He can write AOC Tax the Rich on any of his million hoodies and then just burn it out in the back. I’d consider his oath fulfilled like Aragon told the dead warriors.
Hoodie-Gate Continues!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He had "a" hoodie on when near stream in Cali fussing about climate change! (Ellen and dude from Kobra Kyi had be his parents) thats of Ellen not really Allen and did great in high-school football like we heard!
Call him out. Are you working for Deev?
You don’t have to spend a thousand dollars a month to fix your drivers door handle 😂
The guy jamming his gas pedal is flooding his engine. No wonder it doesn't want to start 😂 abusing tf out of that car 😅🙃
I worked overnights..we'd come out to frost on the windshield. One of my co-workers was astounded to see me using an ice scraper. He was from the Caribbean and had no idea such a thing existed.
Dear Tyler, got to tell you this story. This morning I went to local convience store. I had 15 dollars in winning scratch off tickets, told the person I wanted 10 more same game, would cost me 5 more bucks applying the 15 to the total. She brought me back 5, and had the nerve to tell me the company wanted to be sure their customers knew how to spend they're own money! Naturally I went off explaining that I am 66 years old and if I can wipe my own butt I know how to spend my own money, B"**h! Damn! I miss gendered It, now I'm not allowed back in this particular store. 🤔🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴✌️👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
That is hilarious!
He doesn't actually read these
You are my hero of the day.
😂😂😂
How did you misgender?
Dudes can be beeauches!
The lady at the end doing bizarre things while lip reading Bidens quote was hilarious! Great video all around, thank you.
That was my favorite one too😂
Your impression of Bubbles is SPOT ON my guy! 🤣
Personalized plates were issued to a friend of a friend, reading "no tag", but after the third incident of DMV sending him license suspension paperwork, due to no plates, he gave up on personalizing one and got regular one.
My husband just posted "Freshly mowed lawn smells nice" and "My underwear band doesn't stretch anymore 🤔" n Facebook... thanks for letting us know it drives the kids nuts, Tyler! 😁
I always sleep on the side closer to the door. Makes my wife feel more secure. I suppose it's so when the monster starts eating me, my screaming will give her time to escape.
Dear Tyler, Thanks for all the laughter. Kind regards from the Netherlands. WWG1WGA
I work for a delivery company.
Top Ten most hated things to deliver in order:
#1 - Wine (Heavy and always need a signature, customer never home)
#2 - Mattresses (Usually 80lbs - 200lbs)
#3 - Tires (With or without the rims)
#4 - Bikes, Skis, or Golf Clubs (Depending on the time of year. Always a pain.)
#5 - Dog Food (like Chewy)
#6 - Apple Products (Always need a signature customer never home)
#7 - Printing Paper (Have had to delver 600lbs of printing paper to college before)
#8 - E-Trailer Products (Never packed right. Always rips out of box)
#9 - Anything over 80lbs!
#10 - Amazon (70% of what we deliver is Amazon. I've heard that our company doesn't make any money from delivering Amazon. I could be misinformed, but if not then delivering Amazon is a complete waste of time for us.)
I went to work, just like that guy on the video, customer service. Then I listened to my husband, came back to my senses, and returned to being a housewife. Life is sweet. And I don't have to put up with anybody's BS.
Another stay at home mom here!🙋♀️
That woman laughing at the guy paying at Starbucks...had me yelling at my screen for her to shut up and answer the man! LoL
I was pissed about the cost, too!
Especially when you know she spends their money on these at least once a day and probably twice. He's going, "Now I know why were always broke and can't pay the bills."
I used to work in London UK, so I took a lot of trains and I knew many coffee shops in the Stations, I asked the owner of a Coffee shop once how much rent do they pay inside the stations, He answered "When you apply for a consession one of the questions on the application is "How much Profit do you expect to make per month", he answered +- 1800 Pounds per week, the reply he got from the Station management on the rent was 7400 Pounds per month, and coffee shops are fighting over loosing money just to be see!, Can you believe that? It is called the Coffee Shop Agreement.
Lol I dread everytime I see something coming by fedex. Sometimes they just drop our package in the rain under our mailbox. And if they bring it to the house they just chuck it straight up on to the porch because they don't want to walk up 6 steps. The delivery lady has to hold her phone up as high as she can above her head just to get a picture of it on the porch.
TYLER: "I know some of you out there still have your Christmas tree up!"
Me, sitting in front of my tree: 👀
I didn't know all these rules. Don't put it up intil then. Don't have it up still. Okay with your Christmas tree rules. I knew a friend who left one up year round for awhile
I AM KEEPING MY CHRISTMAS STUFF UP UNTIL FEBRUARY 2, WHICH IS THE TRADITIONAL END OF THE CHRISTMAS SEASON.
About IT Customer Service: I once had a secretary tell me that she had trouble getting resumes to a file server. Then she explained that the problem was in scanning the docs to her email. People were sending her PDFs by email. But rather than moving the file to the server, she was printing each one, then scanning the printout to her email address, and THEN moving that file onto the server!
How does that even work? You already have the file in your email, just move that file. Did she not realise the file was in her email the whole time?
She totally deserves a raise for putting in the extra leg work...
When you do nothing, you'll never run out of things to do...
@@toniyami She did not. But I smiled and helped her.
I’ve worked a few customer service jobs and I hated it. The worst job I had was at an A&W/KFC. The customers were awful and the people I worked with were awful. I lasted a month before quitting.
I work at a grocery store. A lady complained when I didn’t ask for her club card, she wanted the sale price and gas credit for her solo garlic. It wasn’t a dollar (no credits on things under $1) nor was it on sale so she wasted her breath over nothing.
Past Chewy guy here. The boxes could weigh up to 80lbs and the speed to load was so fast that there was little care put into how well they were packed. A girl I worked with had a box fall on her. Found out that there were five bags of cat litter in it that were 30 lbs each. She is disabled now and got a fat check from Chewy.
Damn dude I really feel bad for her. I mean at least she got paid but no amount of money is enough for the constant pain she's gonna be in for the rest of her life, not even mentioning there's probably many things she'll never be able to do in life depending on how bad it hurt her. That sucks 😔
I was a FedEx driver for a bit and tore my rotator cuff because i had a Chewy box on my shoulder and the weight in it shifted (they throw a 50lb bag of food/litter into a massive box with no padding). I tried to prevent the box from falling and injured myself in the process. I hate Chewy and everything they stand for.
What does "Chewy" stand for, fed ex?
@@spyder_33 Chewy is a company that is like FedEx for animal products like toys and treats
@@fluffymusic8908 appreciate it
Customer service story here: I used to work at Walmart. I started out in bakery and worked my way up to CSM pretty quickly. I actually liked my job. I had a customer one day who's card kept declining at the register so I had to take him up to the customer service desk. He started getting irate, cut in line in front if people and almost started a fight there. After trying to do the transaction again his card declined and he got even more mad and decided to pull out his phone and try to record me. I hid my face as I walked into the money room. Meanwhile management had been called but took their sweet time as always. After about 15 minutes the guy decides to use a different card and shocker the transaction went through. When all was said and done the managers over me told me I was in the wrong and I should have done better to try and defuse the situation. The customer said I should have been fired, I didn't know what I was doing, blah blah blah. The girls working the service desk had my back thank goodness. This wasn't the only reason but it was one of the main reasons I quit. The customer...is not...always right.
98% of retail bosses have ZERO clue about what shop floor staff have to go through. Managers think just because they did some business degree then they know everything when infact they know far less than anyone else when it comes to the actual business they're currently working in. The predominant reason is for self interest gains, not company gains or work environment improvements.
I worked in retail for over 20 years from JD Sports to Virgin Megastore to Esprit and apart from my Stockroom manager at Virgin Megastore and Esprit, none of the others had a damned clue.
People love to misuse that phrase. It doesn't mean you fall over backwards for every person that walks in the door, it means that you do whatever it takes to get them to spend the most amount of money at your store. Someone who comes in and makes your staff uncomfortable, doesn't pay, and ends up costing you money is not a customer.
The customer is always right in matters of taste, nothing else.
I hate how they always use the first half when sometimes they aren't even customers but members.
@@Jizzlewobbwtfcus and most don't give a 💩 either. Employees included.
people get embarrassed when they screw up and the first thing they do is blame the cashier/ customer service folks.
The lady that did the biden impression. Brilliant! Loved it!
“I had to vibrate to communicate”
Haha
I've always liked brother printers. My mom's printer(not a brother printer) is supposed to be turned on every so often to run a performance test. The brother printer I had when I was in the Army would run its test every morning around 3 AM. It's fitting that that's the Witching hour because it woke me up with its demonic screaming every time.
I still mourn the loss of my brothers printer
Yo7 gave me flashbacks to my dads at home printer he for some u godly reason im sure i will meed tp have children of my own to knkw kept that fucker in my bed room. 3 am like clockwork every goddamn night. *_"HELLO I AM HUNGRY! FEED ME YOUR SOUL TINY CHILD OR I SHALL EAT THE DOG!"_*
My brother sewing machine is awesome too
The Withing Hour is between midnight and One A.M.
It has been known this way for thousands of years.
Anyone who claims the Witching Hour is at 3am is a brain-dead moron.
Brother and Epson both good. A decent color laser with USB will usually be the least fussy option (other than a B&W laser).
I got introuble for one customer service phone call. The guy wanted me to turn on his service without him paying his bill. I said sure, as soon as you pay your bill. He started berating until he finally said "My son has a Masters degree!" And I reply "Is he going to pay your bill?" That's when the manager busted laughing cause by that point he had already started listening in.
I don't understand these people. What makes a college degree so special? And he wasn't even the one that got the degree.
*because
had a (real-estate millionaire) lady going off at my desk over her car getting booted, for blocking an ER entry. "Don't you know the customer is always right??" "Not in a police station, lady."
2:35 Inflation so bad Tyler had to add 200 tickets.
I wanted the word FUN for a plate and I’m going to quote tx dps lady “ oh hell no you need to just take your ass out of here “ LOL
Plow Drivers: “Oh I’m sorry. Did I inconvenience you while I was clearing the way for you to safely use the streets after getting up at 2:00 AM to plow all night? I do apologize.” 🙄
That's why I don't shovel out into the street until the plow comes by, also I live on a street where they've sent a plow down the street fewer times than I can count on one hand since 1963
Dear Tyler, that was 649 tickets not 849. Bro you can get bifocals at dollar tree for a Buck. Come on man! 😂👍
And yes you can check if the ticket is a winner on your phone but you still have to cash them in at a lottery agent like the convenience store where you bought them and they won't just take your word for them being winners. And that other worker was assigned to stock the shelfs or whatever they're doing. What if someone came where you are and told you to stop editing or writing your script and just sit in front of the camera and record, the hat would you tell them Mr. Do things my way. You used to be funny now your getting to be a cranky prick. I see this channel dying off soon.
They're right next to the venison balls.
He doesnt want to admit he is getting to be bifocal age yet.
I love it when he makes those mistakes. It’s so funny! 😂
They discussed this in Tuesday's video.
He is having trouble with his vision.
Just proves that you didn't watch that video.
I worked in the hub for 10+ years at UPS and I have to say that most people have absolutely no idea what a package goes through to go from A to B. Pack your boxes good and tight and I don't mean with paper like it's birthday present. Make sure they are taped shut plenty good. Your package will run through multiple facilities that are pure hell with underpaid overworked handlers that give 0 shits about your box. They will be used for foot stools, chairs, or literally tossed over shoulders into a truck that is not stacked but literally filled front to back with packages just thrown in there. In my experience packages from companies range in quality but the worst was Nike. They always busted open. Big boxes with no packing material and loads of empty space. I can't tell you how many packages get obliterated in one 3.5 hour shift. Also those underpaid workers will open your shit and steal it. Theft is very common.
Merry Christmas Zed.
Tyler out here printing over HDMI like it's 2050 or something...next level!
4:50 Tony Robbins Seminar
".... I had to vibrate to communicate!"
Had me ROLLIN 🤣🤣🤣
Best one on here !!!
Back when I worked for Pizza Hut I had a woman hang up on me, call another pizza hut and have them call my store to place the order. The best part is I was the guy who took that order and was told "Yeah she didn't like how Happy you sounded"
The bubbles clip was geneous! Lmao!
Hey Tyler, gas station attendant here!
The reason we dont want to go to help at the register when someone has that many tickets is because the first cashier would possibly the whole 'yeah, i need to go to the bathroom' schtick
I worked for Amazon. Those boxes are heavy, but its your job to deliver. I never understood why people do this.
Isn't that why there is a dolly on every truck ?
We appreciate your type. Our UPS guy was prone to hiding packages from us or putting them in the trees. We didn't live in town...
It’s dog food, I think it will be okay…
The Tony Robbins clip killed me!
Love the venison balls joke. Good dad joke.
Customer service incident, I had a customer come into the pizza place I was managing and demand a refund for his pizza as he plops the pizza box on the counter. The response was " I can't refund you the money for that pizza because it isn't our pizza." He saw a pizza place and thought that must be it without reading the sign.
I had the same think happen when I worked at an O'Reillys auto parts store . A customer came in and dropped a bag on the counter and told me that I had sold them the wrong part . It was an Auto Zone bag with one of their house brand parts . He did apologize to me as he was walking out .
Joe didn't patch his jeans, he shipped his pants...
I love that commercial 🤣
Shipped his pants !?
@@JawBoneChronicles replace the Ps with Ts. Look up his meeting with the Pope 😆
I just shipped my pants right here! It was VERY convenient.
"My BUTT's been wiped!"
I was telling my wife about the switching sides of the bed and I said we never do that unless we go visit my parents because of the way the bed is positioned. She said it's not that. She said it's because her normal side is close to a window and if someone breaks in, I'm the distraction and I get killed first.