Before and After Wokeness | YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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I just realized Harry and Megan are like the Tik Tok gym influencers that don't like to be stared at at the gym but livestream their whole workout.
The south park episode on them was hilarious.😂
It's a World Wide Privacy Tour!
"You've lived a privileged life, had everything handed to you, and now you've written all about it in your brand new tell-all book... Waaagh."
When they first left England they were given a secluded mansion on Vancouver island, but Murky wanted to continue her D list stardom and moved to California. This privacy schtick is all bullspit PR, while using Harry's family as a ploy to be "controversial". She's a grifter and Harry is just a simpleton.
@@goblingoblineus928 says the woketard
One of the greatest quotes of my time, “I say this gracefully, the Biden Administration sucks” -Sen. Kennedy
I love senator Kennedy.
He also said, if Biden was to run the Sahara, there'd be no sand left lol 😆 😂
FDJT....tired of losing?
Man, I love that guy. 😅
Sen K is a rockstar!
I was working at the post office way back in the last century and we used to see a LOT of bubble wrap. Once we found a strip that was about a foot wide and 20 feet long and the bubbles were about an inch high and the same wide. We carefully folded it in half width-wise, so that it would fit under the front wheel of a fork lift and then proceded to drive over it quickly. It was awesome! It sounded like a machine gun was going off and the supervisor almost had a heart attack.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*THAT is hysterical!!*
*Would have LOVED to have been there for that!*
That sounds awesome!
I will never forget the day she had a brain reboot live on TV. "Good morning, Sunday morning."
Or the look on stephenopoulas’ face !
😂😂😂
I didn't think she had a brain Fa#t, I thought she didn't want to answer a question and couldn't think of anything else to cover
@@kathrynmiller3151 oh my gosh, the look of humor, then extreme horror as he realizes shes third in line to the nuclear codes! 🤣🤣🤣
Never forget!
I absolutely love these before and afters because I was one of these people! I went from a normal looking young woman to a fat lady with a nearly totally shaved head with blue-green hair. Now I'm not woke anymore and I've gone back to being a normal weight with a normal hair color and length. It's so interesting how it happens to so many people. I'm just lucky I made it back to normal! It is 100% a reflection of the person's mental health. Being woke is being miserable!
Were you the girl in that video with the partially shaved head with underarm hair saying she knows everything she needs to know about you by how you react to her appearance???😲
@@DChrlslol
@@DChrls Is she your latest crush? Plz say no. Don't put your willy in crazy. LOL
@@DChrls no that's not me lol
Bless you! I got halfway through that kind of journey in the 80s but was brought back from all the bad parts. I get it. Welcome back! Sanity & groundedness feels good 😄👏
The worst co-workers I had were union reps (I am from Canada). They were either telling me that I needed a shorter skirt, and a lower blouse, or verbally abusive. I have never met a union rep that wasn't a massive jerk. And if you had any complaints you would have to take it to the union reps. BUT they were so busy sexually harassing you, or flipping out at you about something.... there was no one to go to.
Ya the irony of having your union rep tell you to go get vaxed or lose your job when the employer was saying the same was pretty rich. That's the day I realized everyone at work is incompetent.
If it brings the tips who cares, take all the money from simps if possible. I went to a club with a buddy and he tipped the waitress $5 for each beer she brought him. He got excited when her shift ended and she came to join us. She bought me a few beer and left, buddy was absolutely furious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Aww shit, so Walmart was actually helping me when they fired me for attempting to unionize? Go figure
That's why they invented tape recorders...
I'm so triggered right now. That handgun next to the toilet was a 1911, not a glock. C'mon man!
Time for reeducation camp
Thank you I’m not the only one! Wasn’t it a 2011? I didn’t look back but thought it was double stacked.
I am glad i wasn't the only one.
I can ignore the pineapple on pizza thing, but this went too far. SMH
2011 lol now im even more triggered
Give Tyler a break. They don't issue real guns in the Air Force, so to him, everything is a Glock.
Nothing says "I want privacy" more than going on every talkshow imaginable.
True story. Took the family on vacation down south. We were at the restaurant and the waiter asked what I wanted to drink, I said to him, "regular tea please". 3 minutes later he came back and asked if I was from up north. Said yes, he then said thought so. " Down here regular tea is sweet tea".
I never worked in HR, but I worked as an office manager and my HR manager was right down the hall. This woman was out of her mind. Everyday she walked in looking like she just came from the bar, yelling at people, cussing, dealing with drama in her own life on company time and holding everyone hostage to talk about it. She was a gem. 😂
I absolutely hate H.R, very few of those do anything about real issues, just scream until they make everyone else be quiet. It's a position created for women that those people blow up a situation into something that could be dangerous. They are also exactly the first brain dead people that interfering in everyone else's life, exactly backwards from what was intended.
@@axeSyntax The Milgram experiment proved that people will comply against their own will, even if what they are told to do will kill innocent lives.
@@dianabodemer1889 My experience with HR is that the complaints you bring to them belong with the police and co-workers will find that out on their own. Several problem people were taken out in handcuffs who the HR had hired, from stealing crack heads to a man who dumped vacuum cleaner chemicals in a bowl of candy meant for customers. HR did nothing to stop them and so the more moralist people went to police to report them.
the former head of HR at my company (20+ years my senior) got all drunk and came onto me at a company party in front of a couple co workers. Good times lol
@@bdb1052 came on, to me... big difference 🤣🤣🤣
Lambchop was one of the puppets on the Shari Lewis show. She first appeared on Captain Kangaroo. Other puppets: Wing Ding, Charlie Horse and Hush Puppy. That is her in the meme.
...& don't forget Kukla, Fran, & Ollie, for us older folks.☺️
I don’t think I am old enough for captain kangaroo but I loved lambchop
Best story about her, she liked to go into restaurants and stone cold order the "Lamb Chops"...
Loved Sheri Lewis but have no recollection of Wing Ding.
Warning! Do not listen to the outgoing theme song. Ear worm. The name of the song is "This is the song that never ends!"
You have been warned! ;)
That bit about the sweet tea is entirely accurate. I was working in fast food when I was 18. Someone once ordered a "regular" tea. I gave her a sweet tea because it never occurred to me that anyone would consider unsweet tea to be regular.
Did she actually drink it? Ugh.
That’s all I drink is unsweetened tea.
Howdy my fellow Southerner. 🤠
13 working fast food in the midwest some Southerners ordered sweet tea & between their accent & trying to figure out wth it was….
I actually understand this. I lived in Illinois until 1999, and to Alabama. I went back to visit in 2000 right after Christmas. Stopped in Danny's or Waffle House and ordered whatever. When asked about a beverage, i asked a sweet tea. They had NO IDEA what that was. They had Iced Tea though. Then wanted to know if I wanted it hot or cold. Hmmmmm
Tyler: I hate flying
Also Tyler: *joined the Air Force*
I think he was ground based cleaning weapons systems (computer keyboards). It's tough to carry a bandolier of air sprayers.
@@michaelwaller7365I believe he said he was a medic.
@@magdalene74 Some defference?
@@magdalene74 I was being sarcastic.
Maybe being in the Air Force is what MADE him hate flying.
YEAHHHHHH!!! The “Start ‘em young, teach ‘em right” pic is mine of my kids. Lol… I watch Zeducation all the time and had them watching along with me 😂. I was not expecting it to go viral like that!!! Big fan! Thank you all so much!!!
Ventriloquist Shari Lewis first appeared on Kaptain Kangaroo, and went on to do her own show, as well as guest appearances on many other shows. Her puppets were Lamb Chop, Charlie Horse and Hush Puppy.
Tyler laughing while saying "This is not funny" is just something I need every sunday.
Tyler: Don't eat donuts.
Also Tyler: When you eat the heel of the bread, slather it in butter and put some sugar and cinnamon on it.
That's why he doesn't eat donuts
Tyler is not consistent.
ohhhhhh nice catch!
I usually just give bread ends to my chickens. They love 'em.
Also Tyler: "Eat the pizza."
As a grown man, I can attest to the "losing at a video game" meme 😂😂😂
OMG ! THAT'S why they left stuff in the stairs !? I always walked by and wondered why my parents left all that stuff in the stairs.
Lamb Chop had her own show. I loved it, watched it almost every day with my grandma. Hush Puppy was my favorite as a kid, but as I got older, I really appreciated Lamb Chop's sassy attitude and sarcasm. Kid's shows today are hot garbage by comparison.
Let's not forget the "Song that never ends..."
The original The Game, which you just lost, sucker!
I still buy Lamb Chops for my dog. Last one was huge and she was so happy. Hasn’t torn off its head yet, and I caught her using its butt as a pillow it was so cute!
we got to see a bit of lamb chop in the late 70.s i think in the uk . puppets seemed to be big in tv land then . muppets arrived and slowly killed all the rest.
@@patogames5099 someone started singing it not knowing what it was
@@darrellasmith77 hahaha yes! i knew somebody else had to have already said it or sang it hahahaha but i went ahead and commented it with a really really unnecessarily long comment typing it over and over and over hahahaha
The best part of bringing the “room dishes” to the sink is they always bring them down right after I just finished cleaning all the dishes that were in the sink! Never fails! 🤯
I know, right?! And then they try to act like they don’t see the death stare you’re giving them…
They were just waiting for you to make some space.
Zed: Eat the pizza. It has all the food groups.
Also Zed: Food groups are a scam.
Both still true.
Tomato is a fruit. You don't have to resort to desperate measures like adding pineapple.
Sundays would never be complete without an episode of Zeducation to enjoy
Whistle past the graveyard
Its a staple at this point.
Move over Scientologists and meet at the church of Zed. He should get tax exemption status.
I have become comfortably addicted.
@@goblingoblineus928
Hakeem Jeffries, the person who replaced Nancy Pelosi, is a big election denier.
Why are you making fun of him ?
Are you a racist?
HR is a living hell!!! You are correct, Sir... 🤣😂
Tyler, as a 52 year old man living in GA, I have to warn you to never again suggest messing with a Southerners Sweet Tea. You might end up being named as the one who started the fight where someone died. We don't play about our tea. Now the concept of your idea is indeed funny but it is also very dangerous. Just a friendly head up advice for you young man. Love your channel and still subscribed and yes, I do keep an eye out to make sure the dummies don't unsubscribe me. May God bless you and your family.
When he said that, my first thought was “he’s gonna get somebody killed!”
Yeah man messing with someone's sweet tea in the south is a cardinal sin. I hear it is possibly the 11th commandment. Thou shall not mess with sweat tea.....even in the North.
America: number 1 in diabetes
Sugar is a helluva drug.
Tyler trying to start WW4.
Zed, don’t worry about trying to remember how to do math for your child, it will change from what you learned.
There’s an app for that and I thank my lucky stars everyday that some developers thought it was a wonderful idea because it has helped when I had had to assist with my kids math homework
They still teach kids math? I thought that was racist, because certain people can't do it.
You'll end up like me. I'm 58 with a 12 year old stepdaughter...they do the stupid common core math. Since grade school, I have had to read through her workbooks just to figure out how to do it so I could help her. When I was in school, 1+1=2...now they want you to show five different ways to get the answer, and they want you to explain EVERYTHING. To me, having the problem written out and solved IS the explanation. I told her when she graduates, I also want a diploma lol.
@@tattooedman42 Saw that as well. A buddy showed me his daughters "math" homework, and it was just a convoluted word salad. More like an English essay than a math paper.
@@tattooedman42 have you ever wandered why the smartest kids in class were so much smarter than you? It's because they had the ability to view and resolve things from many different perspectives. You learned one perspective and can't believe any others exist. Imagine that.
Tyler not knowing lamb chop means he doesnt know the pure joy of the song you cant stop singing, and i weep for him.
🎶 *"This is the song that never ends.*
*Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.*
*Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.*
*And they'll continue singing it, simply just because..."* 🎶
😅
We didn't lose those phones, but sometimes we had to follow the cord to our siblings rooms.
Tyler tryna end friendships with that sweet tea advice.
"John, I. . . I thought we were bros. This betrayal will stain my soul for the rest of my life."
He tryna get someone killed!
Tyler officially has every Southern 411 operator avoiding all of Minnesota
I often wonder why so many of my fellow southerners inbred so much. I've finally figured out its the sweetness of the tea.
Every Roomba maps out the floor. 😂 If it’s getting stuck, pick your crap up off the floor! 😂😂😂
Your videos actually cause my family to come check on me to see if I'm OK because I'm bursting with laughter
What a weird thing to lie about.
@@mrfacephone whatever, I like it lol
Couple years back a hr person would go through my company locker to find the lock I wasn’t using (I liked to keep my locker unlocked for convenience) and lock it with the combination facing the locker, so I would have to be kinda upside-down to unlock it. And one time when I took the lock with me to my work area, the guy came looking for me to find it and said something about don’t play games with the company property. HR is utterly useless and should be replaced with an independent contractor of some kind. Thankfully don’t work for that company anymore.
Oh no, outsourcing HR doesn't mae things better. It makes it worse.
The only way to fix HR is the vet.
Tyler “don’t eat donuts,” also Tyler, “lather the bread in butter and cinnamon sugar.”
Thank you for not giving us a punishment…cause the dog puzzle killed me.
I think no punishment cause they've already figured out how horrible it is gonna be for April 1st .
6:31 Always remember, HR isn't there to help you. It's there to protect the company from you. 9:21 Coleslaw is biodegradable, so don't feel bad about throwing it out. 15:20 This is why we have dollar stores. 16:48 Spy Kids. Those are some weird-ass movies.
Spykids1!! Thank you!!!
Good Evening! Sunday Evening...Door dash is Keeping from you. Thanks Brandon !
How can kids not know Lambchop? Aren't there people still singing the song that never ends?
You realize the 1960s was 60 years ago? 😂 were people in the 1960s still singing tunes from the 1900s? I wasn't born until the late 70s so I'm asking as a friend lol 😊 BTW, lambchop was relegated to 2nd teir entertainment in the mid 1980s the same as the Muppets and sesame street.
The only thing that stays the same is everything changes my friend.
As a Southerner. if I catch anybody disrespecting my coleslaw. they're gonna catch some hands.
Coleslaw is worse than cancer
My coleslaw is the bomb
He's after our coleslaw and sweet tea.
ikr? this is the freak a zoid who eats pineapple pizza & jelly coated loaf remnants
Tyler, don't get sucked in to doing the entire "science project" 15:51 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: there were cordless phones in the 80's and yes, they got lost all the time - to the point where there was a button on the base station to make them beep.
we thought people with cordless were rich ;)
Need that for my keys.
Remember when if u were online someone shouted"i need to use the PHONE,GET OFF!!!
@@tonywilliamsjr.9103 you can get one you whistle at.
Ahhhh the good old days! Remember that phone getting lost all the time.
Yeah those DECT phones were fancy.
Most ppl didn't have those though.
One of my neighbor's twin girls "Filled" their dad's fuel tank with water and were so proud. This happened over 50 years ago and it is still being discussed. Their dad nearly had a stroke!
Trust me they were both in on it. Just one took the blame this time!
Guy looked at me like I had two heads when I asked for sweet tea.
C'mon California! Get it together!
I never do the punishments, so why did I relax and breathe in relief when Zed announced, no punishment today? Word magic is real.
Tyler: "Don't eat donuts!! Don't EVER eat donuts!!
Also Tyler: "If you're going to eat the crust of bread, slather it with butter, and cinnamon and SUGAR!!!" 😂
Those of us with Polish heritage call those bread heels 'kromka' (pronounced kroomka). During WWII, my dad loaded up on those in the mess hall since nobody else wanted them.
they fry crusts like that in japan yum
As one of the railroaders who goes through East Palestine, I can confirm the water really does have that rainbow shine.
Tyler, switching a southerner's sweet tea with unsweetened is tantamount to signing a suicide note.
15:50 Holy crap, that actually happened to me in 5th grade. He got so flustered with me explaining the process they told me to use, that he took it from me and did the assignment himself.
The process? Show your work in a specific way.
If it were graded solely on correct answers, "I" would have aced the assignment.
Instead I got a zero.
I was laughing way too hard to be mad...and so was my mom.
Actually, in the 80s
Cordless phones were the hot ticket, but they had to be put back on the base to charge
We were constantly searching inside the couch and through out the house for the dead phone that someone carelessly failed to return to the charging base after using it
Right, the base had a button you could push to make the phone beep so you could find it.
Watching my 10-year-old grandson lost at a video game is priceless and extremely funny.
Then Tyler saw the light and his heart grew three sizes that day 😂
Lamb Chop was it's own show, it even had a theme song. "It's the song that never ends"
Wasn't that Barney? 🤔
"It just goes on and on, my friend"
We started singing it not knowing where it ends...
Oh great..... now that effing song is playing in my head. Thanks. 😱
Hey I used to complain about how expensive the concessions were in theaters. Then I realize they can't even make money off a movie for the first month. And after that they only get a small percentage of the cut. So most of their money comes from the concessions. Very tough business to get into and run.
Besides nothing tastes like movie popcorn.
That take the bus home one got me! 😊
7:37 real gun enthusiasts: “No, Tyler. That’s not a Glock.”
The kid who played "grass" in the school play, I guarantee that kid was the class clown. The loud and rowdy one that everyone loved the antics of.
And counterpoint to Tyler's advice of switching a Southerner's sweet tea with unsweetened tea... Don't. Even if they aren't a short fuse type, they will become one. They will think something is wrong with you and hold a grudge. They will lose trust in your judgments and insist on teaching you how to properly make tea, but never ask you to do so for them ever again.
Zed, I'm 80, I'm wrinkly...nobody's going to notice my clothes.
4:50 As wife and mother to 4 gamers....super-accurate! Those night try-hards are the worst👌🏾
I will forever see Harry's book as "Waaagh" too. I hope they become regular characters on South Park.
My mom would try to trick me by putting PB&J on the butt side. After the first bite it was always "dang I got the double butts again" why not my siblings 😔
21:00 megan deserves a raise. Her random comments and trolling is always my favorite part. 😂
Like a couple of weeks ago, Tyler was commenting on a video of somebody on an airplane who was pretending to hold a baby to keep the seat next to them open. And tyler was like "oh my God, next time im on a plane im so going to pretend i have a baby"..." And megan wrote at the bottom, "but he does have one??? 😳"
Yeah! 😁
I was laughing about that, too. I love her editing. 😂😂
I don't remember that one for some reason 🤔 there's a hole in my brain!
@@russianbothashillaryderang9371 An example would be the countless times the Democrats have run out of ideas to try to demonize Trump, so they would just keep going back to falsely accusing him of working with Russia, even long after it had all been debunked. Some backwards turds still do it today.
I'm not even American, some things are just very plain to see, especially from the outside. American and British Leftists would be shocked to learn how stupid and lost they look to the rest of the world.
Came here just to thank her for that interlude.
I walked in just as Zed was singing. Sounded like a wounded animal.
23:41 a old advertisement for a beer brand here in Australia I saw years ago
“Reduce carbon emissions…WALK to the pub!”
Man, my clothes don't even make it to the basket. I just leave them in the dryer and wear wrinkly clothes. I can live with that
I lost it at the "cone of silence" outdoor eating domes, and someone farting in them.
About the “business casual”: I worked in a hospital in a unit that required hospital provided scrubs. We all wore silly socks for any occasion. One of the residents said she used lipstick and earrings to make her feel like a human! Fond memories 🙂
I'm surprised you weren't an OFFICER in the Air Force, the way you took care of that microphone.
THe jigsaw puzzle @2:47 looks like a meeting of squatted trucks. lol
My stepdad's sister actually bought him the dogs pooping puzzle for Christmas last year 😂
My son got me that ar code millionaire puzzle. I won 25 cents and it took 2 days to figure it out.
Don't ever bring unsweetened tea around me. Ever.
I’ve been following Zeducation so long I feel like I should get a diploma or at least a certificate
Haha likewise! Zeducation grads 2023!
I laughed immediately with the first thing, because I'm looking right at the basket by the basement door full of stuff my wife wants taken downstairs.
My basket has wheels and a handle to pull it wherever I need it. The only carrying is down the steps. I should have found this thing years ago.
That’s definitely me and spiders in bathroom.
Lamb chop not only had their own show, but also a song that never ends.
I haven't even watched the video yet but I'm just gonna. Thank you tyler for having this reliable humor for my life every week
For those who really think soda fountain beverages are low cost, the syrup is mixed in the ratio 6:1 with carbonated water. A 3 gallon bag in a box of the syrup is close to $100. The CO2 and water filters are additional along with the cost of the ice-maker and all the equipment maintenance costs. One of the larger costs is the paper cups with the official trademark logo printed on them. This is why refills are often cheaper, the cup can be the most expensive part.
I worked in a movie theater and used to pick up the concession supplies. It was amazing the price of the supplies needed to run a movie theater snack bar.
The 85 oz popcorn buckets for a pack of 22 is $31.00. Yep, the empty tubs cost more than a buck each.
I never do the punishments anyway. I’ve been laughing so I’m happy and go on with my day
Heretic!
Cults always demand conformity of belief, dress, and behavior.
Whenever I loose my phone, it's usually in my pocket. LOL
I am programming my children now for Zedication too. Bread is a delivery vehicle for butter. And tea is a delivery vehicle for sugar.
That DailyWire ad slamming Hershey chocolate was hilarious 😅
My dad used to say if you can't afford to pay for something now, you won't be able to pay it back later.
Thanks team Zeducation. This was a particularly good episode. Having a tough time right now, so I especially appreciate the humor. :)
My good man hang in there an be strong what doesn’t breaks us makes us stronger
persevere, General! Persevere!
I am convinced a stiff upper lip really helps….
If only I had one.
Probably more helpful than some random European hoping you feel better soon, but I hope you do feel better soon.
Tyler: try not to laugh
Me with depression: try?
Any hint of brightness. I enjoy these videos.
Yes, this was a good one. Glad it helped you General Vague. This too shall pass
You can see the Press Secretarys Soul Leave her Body with that Line.
I'm from Georgia, and yes, most of us enjoy a cold glass of sweet tea. However, there's a large portion of us that drink what we call "half and half" tea. This means half of the glass is sweet, and the other half is unsweet. For us that are watching our sugar consumption, lol.
The look on the dog's face for 2023 is priceless!
I DIED the first time I saw this, I had to back to see it again. Omg, I’m cracking up now just THINKING about it!!! And that pic is only half of that, y’all, you gotta hear it, too. It’s the most overdramatic, nasal, absolutely petulantly fake whine you’ve ever heard. The entire episode is full of hilarious gems like that one. Pure gold.
I'm a simple man. I see new Zeducation video, I 👍
That meme with the ladder through the roof put a smile on my face, because that is a pic from Australia
I know this for a fact because I'm an Aussie from Perth and a roof tiler by trade
The Southerner has died from being unable to digest the unsweetened tea.
I found it funny how I started singing along with Tyler "here I go again on my own"
Funniest part of the episode was the great microphone 🎤 battle of 2023. My grandchildren will one day know the story of where I was on this day. 😆
The struggle is RealTylerZed!
Hey I just noticed you reached 1,000,000 subscribers! CONGRATULATIONS! 👍
I laughed hardest at the microphone debacle, so, I figure we're even.
We saw that dog puzzle at the thrift store a couple weeks ago!
We did not get it.
Good choice. 👍😄
That one picture with the girl that doesn't know San Francisco is in CA reminds me of my first college roommate. She graduated HS early with honors classes, and one day I walked in on her and her boyfriend debating whether or not Baltimore is a regular state or if it's actually the capital of the US.
Tyler's ocd about his equipment was classic. 😂😂😂
Lambchop was the one with the song that never ends! It's goes on and on my friend!
And Lambchop had her own show. "The Nanny" had a great episode with Shari Lewis and Lambchop. (more of an adult theme than the kiddie show, with Lambchop showing off her saucy side😘)
Some people started singing it; not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it, forever just because. This is the song that never ends...😄
I live in SE Asia where we keep a gun in every bathroom. Yes, it’s true! The “bum gun” is a standard bathroom fixture and amazing at zapping huge
spiders but sadly it usually only stuns them.
Oh, and they also clean your backside better than any TP! 😂😂😂
I live in Israel and we've got the same thing in the two new toilets on our farm. I believe we have the Thai people to thank for introducing water pistols for your anus to us.
That one about being in fear of someone farting in the shelter covering the dining areas during a rain with nowhere to run was the funniest one,Zed.
Our ice cream machine always works and they give extra straws all the time. Lol I worked there when I was 16-19. It’s where I met my now husband. Been together 24yrs now
The ice machine meme isn't from the machine breaking, it's user error. They just tell people it's down or broken because they don't know what they are doing. People fill the hopper too full at night causing the computer to go into error because it isn't powerful enough to heat an overfilled hopper at night. I think the heating cycle is to kill of bacteria so they don't have to clean the machine daily. But the the cycle is on a time limit (1-2 hours I think) for food safety. If it doesn't reach the temp it cools again and errors out till a manager starts another heating cycle. Which has the same results since the hopper is still overfilled. I think it was a design sold exclusively to McDonalds. At least that is what I remember from a UA-cam video I watched a couple years ago.
10:22 That kid is learning early on what happens when a casting director hates you.