real great punishment until you lose your job lmaooo Edit: Wisconsin city and county names are named after native americans Edit 2: most people in Wisconsin haven't liked Aaron Rodgers since the whole thing with Mike McCarthy getting fired
It's Freezing balls and my phone has all the media, so I decline the punishment, I don't even really want to participate in Christmas anymore, the whole damn holiday has been perverted, hypocrites celebrate it while screaming wipe out the Christians, I just can't this year, I doth Protest to Christmas this year!!! It's rewarding the wicked y'all!!! They don't even realize they are celebrating the Birth of Jesus!!!
Leftist: "Twitter is a private company, they can do what they want." Also Leftist: "They fired me!!! It's so wrong!" Me: "It's a private company, they can do what they want..."
More like Early 2022, twitter, a public company: Twitter is a private company, they can do what they want! Late 2022, twitter, a private company: Twitter needs to be under government control!
@@Supra2jTarga009 yup, no court order was presented, they were deputized by a government police force and punished citizens without trials! They attempted to criminalize a whole political party without any due process! We should outright revolt until all the culprits are behind bars!!
There was once a business started by Louis "Lepke" Buchalter, called Murder Incorporated, but rather than letting it do what it wanted, the government put it out of business. So, I guess the lesson is that the government can tell businesses what they can or can't do by passing things called "laws" that define things like "crimes." So, businesses do what the government lets them do.
Idk if someone else posted but the point of a sobriety test is so the cop can use you FAILING it in court as proof of intoxication, the tests are often things even sober people would struggle with especially under pressure like being scrutinized by a cop. most lawyers say to refuse ALL forms of sobriety testing even if it means getting a trip to the station.
Refusing field sobriety exercises will automatically suspend your license for 6 months the first refusal and one year for every refusal afterwards. They build indicators of intoxication. Drugs, prescription medication, diabetes, lack of sleep, and other things come into play for the exercises. They could have let him go and then if he crashes into and kills someone who will be at fault? DUI is very dangerous IMO.
I saw a video that stated Elizaberh Warren got paid $400,00.00 to teach 1 class at Harvard. It was fact checked false. But when I looked it up she was paid that amount to teach 2 classes.
That's how they work. Actually disgusting to see it. They don't refute the argument, but the details - the argument still stands. Like people who take everything literally: "I lend you my ear." "FALSE! He did not lend his ear!" "(footnote: he carefully listened to what was said, though)" The sky is blue: Debate me, bro!
I was hoping it was a pool! It would have served her right for not paying attention getting soaking wet and wrecking her precious stupid phone that she probably lives on from the time her eyes open right until she closes them to sleep. Ugh....I can't stand people that are addicted to their phones! I'm over 40 and I refuse to put a password on my phone. I also don't have any banking or Pay APPS...actually I have ZERO APPS on my phone or Email on it and ZERO Social Media! If someone wants to snoop on my phone have fun because it's just picture and quite a few D-Pics as I'm proud of my all natural friend (I have them on there on purpose for if someone wanted to snoop) and most of my texts are "I'M CALLING YOU I'M NOT TEXTING!" and I'll text some Memes, pictures, and links. That's it! Also if someone were to steal it or I lose it I'll just disconnect it and not care because the phone is 5 or 6 years old and all my numbers are on my back-up MicroSD Card and the important ones are in my address book. The paper book kind. As for my laptop it 100% has a password because I have important stuff on there. My cell is just a phone and camera and gives me something to read if I'm waiting for someone and I could easily live without it, but I cannot live without my landline!
The story about the leaves seems to be universal but also occurs with grass clippings. I have a xeriscaped yard with absolutely no grass but I always end up with grass all in the gutter and on my driveway. I caught the neighbor across the street blow his clippings down the driveway and across the street. Okay, no problem as I have to keep sweeping my driveway manually and picking them up with a dustpan as I don’t have a blower. After I picked all the grass up, I redeposited it all over his driveway. I happened to be sitting on my front porch when he saw the grass and immediately looked over to my gutter and driveway so I waved. He tried it a few more times but quit when he realized that he had to clean it up twice to my once. The other neighbors hired people and they weren’t blowing all of it towards my yard, but didn’t really worry about it other than cleaning the area that they were paid for. I went over and since I wear a prescription back brace and use a cane they are noticeable I nicely asked if they would be careful since it’s difficult for me to sweep and clean with a broom and dustbin and never had more problems. The jerk across the street was a 30 year old triathlete who was the homeowner and knew that I was a disabled 60 year old.
@@collette9008 Luckily, he and his family moved elsewhere. He spread a lot of lies about me but the neighbors I knew for years didn’t believe him and at one party held by another newer homeowner and his 3 roommates found out I wasn’t the monster that they thought. Mr. Nasty sat alone sitting by himself glaring at everyone and the people who he had been spreading lies to never bothered to go over and talk to him and his wife was with another group also ignoring him. Not sorry to see him leave.
@@millybrown5664 Besides the fact, that young men in general are pure idiots, who seem to believe, they are invineble, and often think, that they "can't feel anything with a condom on" (but never realise it, when it breaks.. ) and they aren't free (a young guy can easily need a handfull for a long night) most people - both sexes - prefere to gamble the odds. I'm old, and I been there aso, and studied the subject and spoken with tons of both sexes - we are "all" idiots, when the hormones take over.. I can only say, the best thing IS to wait, and IF he loves you, he WILL wait.. I usually say, that a womans worth halves, for each man she "is with" (and BJ, back door, whatever are all no go in that count) so you can just do the math - doesn't take "many" to reach a single digit value that way.. Stay safe - I respect your chooce very much.!!! Sorry guys - I'm not gonna lie for you.. ;)
I would have loved to seen every one of those guys run out and completely mob that guy, run around in circles, and then everybody disperse except one sober guy...😂😂😂
If you give attributes to those theyres maybe: They (person) There (place) Their (owning form, based on those who own = you can't say "her boyfriend" if the owner is a guy)
At my workplace, I once watched a woman with her phone in her face walk right out into traffic at a crosswalk, having a DO NOT WALK light. Luckily the cars stopped.
@@lancerevell5979 I was going to mention something similiar, I have seen people walk out into the street without looking while on their phones on streets that have a lot of traffic. It is unbelievable
As a delivery man for UPS. I can confirm that some of these multi-million dollar homes I deliver to, go way to crazy with decorating for Christmas. I delivered to a house with the guy outside having to put up 10 Christmas trees along the sidewalk to the house. He saw me staring and mentioned it's his wife's doing like he knew how crazy that was.
In my city everyone drives through these nicer areas and look at the decorations. Some neighborhoods make it a literal event and invite the public to drive there one weekend out of the year. The entire neighborhood participates.
Blames it on the wife, yet he still does it. My question would be, "Did you propose to her, or did she propose to you?" Why are so many men these days such pansies? It's still okay to say "NOPE!"
If I had unlimited money, I could make the case for 3 Christmas trees, tops. And that's a stretch. One out front. One inside for guests to see at the party. And one in the family room with the real presents under it, and only for the family to see. And maybe the servants. I'm not going to clean a house that big. And it's huge because I have unlimited money so suck it all you poor people. And Merry Christmas.
A rancher friend of mine had a goat named Rocks. If Rocks was pointed the wrong way and couldn't see the herd, he was lost. Rocks would stand there, bleating in sorrow, until someone came and nudged him in the right direstion (often this was another goat). He truly had Rocks in his head. The clip of Biden reminded me of Rocks.
At least she looked up. There was one I saw way back in 2007 where the guy walked into a wall and like any NPC, just took two steps back and adjusted his trajectory. It was fascinating.
Can relate to the school bus clip. Our private school bus had to be push started by the students. I reported this to my grandparents who chipped in enough to repair the beast and also helped buy a second bus. I never knew how tight that school's margin was until I happened to over hear the principal negotiating for fuel delivery. He was sweating pennies per gallon. I asked him why it mattered and he gave me a lecture on school finances. Razor thin margins.
@johnknoefler - The students on _The Simpsons_ regularly have to push-start their bus. They even save money by having their driver siphon fuel from other buses! 🤣
Went to check out the dude who turned himself into all those other objects, and he's a stop-motion animator. That dude 100% found his calling in life and is exactly the sort of person who should be successful on such a platform!!!
I'm going do it with a free video editor, I've been tinkering with it, it's not hard to splice that shit in, it's just getting the transition smooth. I've got some shockers in mind. PS. does anyone have some acid? Those would be trippy as F on some acid! I'd trip just for that!
The thing that freaks me out about the sobriety test is, I couldn't possibly do it even sober lol. I have terrible balance, and couldn't recite the alphabet backwards if my life depended on it.
You don't have to do them. But they'll screw you anyways. We had one where the woman had breathing issues. They seized her vehicle. She got mad, went and paid for a blood test. Took the 0.0 blood test to the cops and their response was "we didn't seize your car for being over, we seized it because you refused to blow. "
Just do it with one minute between each letter. That should give you plenty of time to think of the next one and piss off the cop and probably help him have fewer victims that night as well.
2:36 I was pretty sure that was satire, but I really couldn't tell. what he was saying was totally believable for someone who worked at twitter to say and his acting was great
I bought a Christmas tree the other day and the guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said no, I was thinking the living room. - Gary Delaney
there is no such thing as too many trees in a large enough house. I had a client who had 9 trees, all themed and totally got me in the Christmas spirit. :)
i walked into a brick pillar once...one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...i was 21 and out on the town carousing...i was passing a cocktail lounge with floor to ceiling windows inside were 3-4 BABES i was checkin them out and they were checkin me out and BLAM...i was able to walk beyond the bar windows before i almost collapsed and passed out...blood running down my face from a scalp wound...that REALLY hurt and didnt help my 21 yr old pride either
@@daveheesen9174 just remember Chick's Dig Scars, now come up with a cool story behind it instead of that Lame Ass one and you'll be fine brother! Get'er Done!
This year I saw a few stores replacing their Halloween products with Christmas stuff and it wasnt even October yet! It legitimately made me angry, they’re out of control
@@eddie-g-6452 This might be slightly off topic but one of the best Easters I ever had was when we were getting too old for it but my parents weren't sure if they should stop yet and so they started filling the Easter eggs with money instead of candy 😂 Some had dollar bills, some had 5s, 10s, and there were a few rare ones with 20s One of the best Easters I ever had 😂😂
Yeah, I haven't had an alcoholic beverage in 3 years and I'd still fail the sobriety test. Told that to an officer after pulling me over for swerving. I also told him it was a fair catch but I don't drink. My situation was likely worse. I was operating a vehicle with only 3 hours of sleep in 24 hours. Haha
I saw Ron White outside of an In and Out Burger in Southern California a few years ago. I didn't approach him or anything, I'm not too big on celebrities and he was on the phone and looked busy. It was neat to see a minor celebrity out in the wild like that though lol
That morph editing on that kid's TikTok was SICKNING! And the "day with a wife" thing was so accurate I cried a little bit and had to take my anti-anxiety pills after watching it. Divorced since 2016 and NEVER been happier! WOOO!
As for the names in Wisconsin, remember that the French settled the area before the English. I am originally from detroit, a french word meaning "The city's name comes from the French word ' détroit ' meaning "strait" as the city was situated on a narrow passage of water linking two lakes. The river was known as “ le détroit du Lac Érié," among the French, which meant "the strait of Lake Erie". Michigan has Sault Saint Marie pronounced soo saint marie. Also, many of the names are Indian too.
The reason Wisconsin (and many upper midwest) cities and places have weird names is that they are English pronunciations of French words translated from Indian words. And that clip of packers fans "booing" might have been believable if the posted had included the AUDIO! And it's 5 losing seasons in the last 31 years - thank you Brett and Aaron!
12:30 I caught my neighbor on video dumping his yard waste on to my property once. I didn't return it to him. I picked it up and then sent him an invoice for labor and materials. He ignored it, so I put a lien against his house and it eventually went to court. I showed the judge the video and won the case. Not only did he have to pay me the invoiced amount, but all the late fees, interest and court costs. Thanks for the $1,800 Mitch!
As someone who's beat a DUI charge 100%, you NEVER agree to sobriety tests and you ALWAYS refuse to blow at the scene if you've had anything to drink. The only reason they will request you do any sobriety tests is to build a case against you. There is ZERO law about having to do a sobriety test of any kind. I quit drinking so that I didn't have to deal with that possibility again. Good luck out there, boys.
Absolutely correct! There have been people who were arrested and charged without having anything to drink. Any lawyer would get your Lic. back if they threaten to suspend it due to non compliance of tests.
I worked in an area where the super rich live, i.e., the Heinz's, Mellon's, Ben Roethlesberger, and Mario Lemieux, among others. They have to have professionals put up and take down their Christmas decorations because their houses are so big! The pro's have scissor lifts to put decorations on three plus story homes. It makes sense for multi-millionaires to hire people to do everything for themselves!
I remember growing up as my parents were blowing up and moving into the new big house. Now my mom was already the southern craftsy type who redecorated the house for every season and holiday, but now she was in hog heaven. I think it was our third Christmas there when us forced labor revolted at a fifth room with a Christmas tree.
Don't be. Imagine all the upkeep! I bet they have a massive yard to groom too. Granted they probably pay other people to do most of it, but imagine _needing_ to pay someone to do all of that, those are expensive reoccurring costs.
One of the best parts of being poor is never having to waste a second of time decorating for holidays, just to take it all back down again and also not having to worry about storing all that junk somewhere for 11 months out of the year.
I didn't even know that people over 40 were using wallet type cases for their phones. Wait! I'm over 40, so the need for one of those cases is starting to grow. I better run out to the store to grab one. 😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for this. Exposing the guy that was supposed to protect our rights at Twitter. Thank you for buying Twitter and firing jackss like that!!
I enjoyed your picks and your commentary. It was enjoyable to simi participate when thinking of how I would narrate these clips. Because of this I will now be a subscriber. Thanks!!!😇
Well it’s not a good thing because for the satire to work…it has to based on reality. Keep in mind you now have to say “it’s a satire” more often then ever before.
Fact checker? We need a "Fake Checker" to show how fake that girl walking into the wall was. The camera strategically placed, her bracing for the wall, and that stupid walk.
The way the “Twitter employee” thinks is how a lot of people rationalize the borderline personality things that they do on a daily basis. We live in a world of nuh-uh and if it’s not on video, it didn’t happen.
If A=B and B=C, then A=C…HILLARY BROKE THE PHONE. In laymen, “if Hillary told aid to break it and the aid broke it, then Hillary broke the phone." But I forgot, they don’t teach math common sense, or causal reasoning anymore.
And knowing how to spell is important. For instance, the guy in the video about the English language spelled “geese” with a f’ing “c!” He wrote “geece” like he has an extra chromosome!
No we don’t. He transhumanist and he voted for Biden. Everyone around us is gonna have an AI computer implanted in their brain and those who don’t want it will pushed into economic obsolescence.
My grandmother had mini poodles and a cherry tree in her yard. When the cherries fell they would ferment on the ground, the dogs ate them and got hammered. It was hilarious running into walls falling going up the single step to the front door.
I get drunk squirrels who've been feasting on fermenting mulberries. They start leaping into the air, twisting and turning, doing flips and look absolutely psychotic.
When my apt building did the yearly inspection, we put our 20# cat in a box & took him across the hall 2 the neighbors, put the litter box under the bed & hid his food dish. My ole lady scoops his box 2,3,4 times a day & used baking soda in it. Manager had no clue. Soon as they left, brought him back in the box
15:46.... 🤣😂🤣🤣 Everything about that entire clip was hilarious! The combination!! Wife on social media. Husband is ripped and in boxers only, beautiful home, yet still annoyed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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real great punishment until you lose your job lmaooo
Edit: Wisconsin city and county names are named after native americans
Edit 2: most people in Wisconsin haven't liked Aaron Rodgers since the whole thing with Mike McCarthy getting fired
The npcs are real!
And no. There is no such thing as too much christmas.
It's Freezing balls and my phone has all the media, so I decline the punishment, I don't even really want to participate in Christmas anymore, the whole damn holiday has been perverted, hypocrites celebrate it while screaming wipe out the Christians, I just can't this year, I doth Protest to Christmas this year!!! It's rewarding the wicked y'all!!! They don't even realize they are celebrating the Birth of Jesus!!!
Leftist: "Twitter is a private company, they can do what they want."
Also Leftist: "They fired me!!! It's so wrong!"
Me: "It's a private company, they can do what they want..."
"Learn2code and go start your own Twitter."
More like
Early 2022, twitter, a public company: Twitter is a private company, they can do what they want!
Late 2022, twitter, a private company: Twitter needs to be under government control!
Agreed. The only exception that the government took control of what can be posted on social media exempts the company from being private.
@@Supra2jTarga009 yup, no court order was presented, they were deputized by a government police force and punished citizens without trials! They attempted to criminalize a whole political party without any due process! We should outright revolt until all the culprits are behind bars!!
There was once a business started by Louis "Lepke" Buchalter, called Murder Incorporated, but rather than letting it do what it wanted, the government put it out of business. So, I guess the lesson is that the government can tell businesses what they can or can't do by passing things called "laws" that define things like "crimes." So, businesses do what the government lets them do.
Growing up in the 90s was amazing not having phones and social media! It has destroyed our future tbh!
If you think the 90's were great, you would have loved the 60's....
@Culpeper Oak Pop Culture made it seem like there were way more Hippies than their actually were.... there was far more people who hated them...
I would argue that phones weren't the problem. Social media is the problem
@@godsowndrunk1118 yep... :D I remember that we had a party line phone...no one EVER talked on the phone if they did have to...LOL
People used to walk into walls and pools reading books before phones so 😜
"...ya DATE crazy, ya don't marry it! "... LOLOLOLOL Probably the BEST advice anyone EVER gave a young man that I've ever seen!!
The misinformation satire had me believing he was serious!! He is GREAT!
Karmala: "People 18 to 24yr olds is *STOOOPID* "
you mean the people you rely on to vote you into office?
First intelligent comment she's made
You think she was voted into office? Lol.
And the people 18-24 sadly prove her right with all the videos about gen z "coming out in full force" voting for the very people that hate them.
Anchor, forgot to mention, don’t have said kids with crazy either! 😆
And she and her party were the ones pushing to lower the voting age to 16.
It's the only intelligent thing she's said.
As an 18 year old, my choices can't be any worse than kamala's. At least I didn't blow my way to the top and lose brain cells whilst doin so 🤣🤣
Hard cackle!! Nyet nyet nyet!
Kamala Blew, and Biden Knew.
I remember being in that age group and yes, you do stupid things. But as get older, you're supposed to grow out of it. Kamala Harris didn't.
the last dick hitting the back of her skull before they finished initiating her into the cabal really did a number on her brain stem
yet anyway . . .
Idk if someone else posted but the point of a sobriety test is so the cop can use you FAILING it in court as proof of intoxication, the tests are often things even sober people would struggle with especially under pressure like being scrutinized by a cop. most lawyers say to refuse ALL forms of sobriety testing even if it means getting a trip to the station.
Refusing field sobriety exercises will automatically suspend your license for 6 months the first refusal and one year for every refusal afterwards. They build indicators of intoxication. Drugs, prescription medication, diabetes, lack of sleep, and other things come into play for the exercises. They could have let him go and then if he crashes into and kills someone who will be at fault? DUI is very dangerous IMO.
its literally impossible not to point and laugh at those former Twitter employees.
I saw a video that stated Elizaberh Warren got paid $400,00.00 to teach 1 class at Harvard. It was fact checked false. But when I looked it up she was paid that amount to teach 2 classes.
That's how they work. Actually disgusting to see it.
They don't refute the argument, but the details - the argument still stands.
Like people who take everything literally:
"I lend you my ear."
"FALSE! He did not lend his ear!"
"(footnote: he carefully listened to what was said, though)"
The sky is blue:
Debate me, bro!
The funniest part about that girl walking into the wall is, if it hadn't been a wall she still would've stepped into a pool!!!🤣🤣
I remember a CCTV video at a mall where someone walked right into one of their fountains. lol..man I wish I could find that again. 😂🤣
HAHAHA yeah i thought the same :)
I was hoping it was a pool! It would have served her right for not paying attention getting soaking wet and wrecking her precious stupid phone that she probably lives on from the time her eyes open right until she closes them to sleep. Ugh....I can't stand people that are addicted to their phones! I'm over 40 and I refuse to put a password on my phone. I also don't have any banking or Pay APPS...actually I have ZERO APPS on my phone or Email on it and ZERO Social Media! If someone wants to snoop on my phone have fun because it's just picture and quite a few D-Pics as I'm proud of my all natural friend (I have them on there on purpose for if someone wanted to snoop) and most of my texts are "I'M CALLING YOU I'M NOT TEXTING!" and I'll text some Memes, pictures, and links. That's it! Also if someone were to steal it or I lose it I'll just disconnect it and not care because the phone is 5 or 6 years old and all my numbers are on my back-up MicroSD Card and the important ones are in my address book. The paper book kind. As for my laptop it 100% has a password because I have important stuff on there. My cell is just a phone and camera and gives me something to read if I'm waiting for someone and I could easily live without it, but I cannot live without my landline!
I didn't know it was a wall and I was waiting for her to do that
@@watchandjewelryloft4713 she tried to sue that mall...i remember that one
I'm always amazed by how Tyler keeps his hair line so straight under that hat.
The story about the leaves seems to be universal but also occurs with grass clippings. I have a xeriscaped yard with absolutely no grass but I always end up with grass all in the gutter and on my driveway. I caught the neighbor across the street blow his clippings down the driveway and across the street. Okay, no problem as I have to keep sweeping my driveway manually and picking them up with a dustpan as I don’t have a blower. After I picked all the grass up, I redeposited it all over his driveway. I happened to be sitting on my front porch when he saw the grass and immediately looked over to my gutter and driveway so I waved. He tried it a few more times but quit when he realized that he had to clean it up twice to my once. The other neighbors hired people and they weren’t blowing all of it towards my yard, but didn’t really worry about it other than cleaning the area that they were paid for. I went over and since I wear a prescription back brace and use a cane they are noticeable I nicely asked if they would be careful since it’s difficult for me to sweep and clean with a broom and dustbin and never had more problems. The jerk across the street was a 30 year old triathlete who was the homeowner and knew that I was a disabled 60 year old.
What a creep ! Your lazy neighbor is lucky it was you and not me.
@@collette9008 Luckily, he and his family moved elsewhere. He spread a lot of lies about me but the neighbors I knew for years didn’t believe him and at one party held by another newer homeowner and his 3 roommates found out I wasn’t the monster that they thought. Mr. Nasty sat alone sitting by himself glaring at everyone and the people who he had been spreading lies to never bothered to go over and talk to him and his wife was with another group also ignoring him. Not sorry to see him leave.
Speaking as a guy that married crazy, that news anchor is the hero we all need.
Naturally it was Chicago local news.
Don't even date - just FFF
@@CONEHEADDK but what about the STDs? HIV? As a virgin women I am very curious about this male mindset a lot of you seem to have without worry
@@millybrown5664 Besides the fact, that young men in general are pure idiots, who seem to believe, they are invineble, and often think, that they "can't feel anything with a condom on" (but never realise it, when it breaks.. ) and they aren't free (a young guy can easily need a handfull for a long night) most people - both sexes - prefere to gamble the odds. I'm old, and I been there aso, and studied the subject and spoken with tons of both sexes - we are "all" idiots, when the hormones take over.. I can only say, the best thing IS to wait, and IF he loves you, he WILL wait.. I usually say, that a womans worth halves, for each man she "is with" (and BJ, back door, whatever are all no go in that count) so you can just do the math - doesn't take "many" to reach a single digit value that way.. Stay safe - I respect your chooce very much.!!! Sorry guys - I'm not gonna lie for you.. ;)
@@millybrown5664 that is why you use a prophylactic.
I would have loved to seen every one of those guys run out and completely mob that guy, run around in circles, and then everybody disperse except one sober guy...😂😂😂
I'm still trying to teach people english with this sentence:
"They're over there with their children."
If you give attributes to those theyres maybe:
They (person)
There (place)
Their (owning form, based on those who own = you can't say "her boyfriend" if the owner is a guy)
Not only did she walk into a wall, but she nearly fell into a pool 🤣
Many people who are using their phones are totally oblivious to their surroundings. Easy marks for criminals.
It was faked...
At my workplace, I once watched a woman with her phone in her face walk right out into traffic at a crosswalk, having a DO NOT WALK light. Luckily the cars stopped.
@@lancerevell5979 I was going to mention something similiar, I have seen people walk out into the street without looking while on their phones on streets that have a lot of traffic. It is unbelievable
Clearly a staged video.
As a delivery man for UPS. I can confirm that some of these multi-million dollar homes I deliver to, go way to crazy with decorating for Christmas. I delivered to a house with the guy outside having to put up 10 Christmas trees along the sidewalk to the house. He saw me staring and mentioned it's his wife's doing like he knew how crazy that was.
Some miserable people have too much money and time..
@@PridelessChickz If you like trees that means you're miserable?
In my city everyone drives through these nicer areas and look at the decorations. Some neighborhoods make it a literal event and invite the public to drive there one weekend out of the year. The entire neighborhood participates.
Blames it on the wife, yet he still does it. My question would be, "Did you propose to her, or did she propose to you?" Why are so many men these days such pansies? It's still okay to say "NOPE!"
If I had unlimited money, I could make the case for 3 Christmas trees, tops. And that's a stretch.
One out front. One inside for guests to see at the party.
And one in the family room with the real presents under it, and only for the family to see. And maybe the servants. I'm not going to clean a house that big. And it's huge because I have unlimited money so suck it all you poor people. And Merry Christmas.
We have persimmons and the crows wait for them to ferment and get drunk lol. It's hilarious cause they all know when they are ready.
I work with someone who used to be a fact checker. It actually explained a lot...
Yes that guy could easily work for Snopes.
A rancher friend of mine had a goat named Rocks. If Rocks was pointed the wrong way and couldn't see the herd, he was lost. Rocks would stand there, bleating in sorrow, until someone came and nudged him in the right direstion (often this was another goat). He truly had Rocks in his head.
The clip of Biden reminded me of Rocks.
A big difference between the 2 is you can feel sorry for Rocks but FJB!!!
Rocks was still more qualified than Brandon.
Sounds like people...for the most part...not soo funny now huh!
Oh, when I reads his name was Rocks, my first thought was he could shred Thunderstruck
@@B0mber44 Yes, the goat can play guitar. He also has a wooden leg.(*)
(*) A goat that special you don't eat all at once.
I thought that first lady was going to walk into a pool LOL. However, walking into a wall is just as bad.
Me too
She just looney tooned herself.
At least her phone still working.. if it was a real pool?
Don't let the manosphere see that
At least she looked up. There was one I saw way back in 2007 where the guy walked into a wall and like any NPC, just took two steps back and adjusted his trajectory. It was fascinating.
The guy talking about the plural form of those animals is absolutely hilarious.
Can relate to the school bus clip. Our private school bus had to be push started by the students. I reported this to my grandparents who chipped in enough to repair the beast and also helped buy a second bus. I never knew how tight that school's margin was until I happened to over hear the principal negotiating for fuel delivery. He was sweating pennies per gallon. I asked him why it mattered and he gave me a lecture on school finances. Razor thin margins.
@johnknoefler - The students on _The Simpsons_ regularly have to push-start their bus. They even save money by having their driver siphon fuel from other buses! 🤣
@@SpclOps20 Our school bus driver bought ice cream for all of the people on the bus on the last day of school. He wouldn't be able to afford it today.
Went to check out the dude who turned himself into all those other objects, and he's a stop-motion animator. That dude 100% found his calling in life and is exactly the sort of person who should be successful on such a platform!!!
What’s his name?!?
LINK?? 😉
@@lightwarrior432 could be Daniel LaBelle
I'm going do it with a free video editor, I've been tinkering with it, it's not hard to splice that shit in, it's just getting the transition smooth. I've got some shockers in mind.
PS. does anyone have some acid? Those would be trippy as F on some acid! I'd trip just for that!
Ooh I'm so excited, finally something I can do and I am flush with ideas, I'm already taking it to another level in my head, filming starts tomorrow!
@@lightpropulsionguy Toiletries?
The thing that freaks me out about the sobriety test is, I couldn't possibly do it even sober lol. I have terrible balance, and couldn't recite the alphabet backwards if my life depended on it.
You don't have to do them. But they'll screw you anyways. We had one where the woman had breathing issues. They seized her vehicle. She got mad, went and paid for a blood test. Took the 0.0 blood test to the cops and their response was "we didn't seize your car for being over, we seized it because you refused to blow. "
Just do it with one minute between each letter. That should give you plenty of time to think of the next one and piss off the cop and probably help him have fewer victims that night as well.
It is design that way, a test designed for you to fail.
@@randydelgado2686 Victims 🙄
Yes lets just let the drunks driving freely
@@madtabby66 Sounds fake.
2:36 I was pretty sure that was satire, but I really couldn't tell. what he was saying was totally believable for someone who worked at twitter to say and his acting was great
In the First Ladies defense I was waiting for her to fall in the pool lol 😂
The best advise my grandfather ever gave me was “if it floats, flies, or fucks, you’re better off renting”.
"Son, if it is high maintenance and has tits or wheels it will cost all your money and break you heart. "
If it's got tires or tits it's gonna give you grief
There is laws against renting some things.
@@carlmanis879 Like RPGs 😃
"A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose."
- Mark Twain
The best fact check was when biden "didnt" check his watch during a 1minute silence even though it was caught on camera.
False: It was actually during 59.9 seconds of silence.
Trudeau going on the news praising the emergency act a year before he used it, and Facebook saying it was fake.
The next day the squirrel was ok. It just needed a breakfast sandwich and an iced coffee.
I bought a Christmas tree the other day and the guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said no, I was thinking the living room.
- Gary Delaney
11:18 “day in the life with a wife” NAILED IT!
What’s terrifying is that the movie Idiocracy is coming true!!!
That man really spelled Geese with a C
Why did I have to scroll down so far to find this? I had to double check to make sure I've been spelling it right all these years.
there is no such thing as too many trees in a large enough house. I had a client who had 9 trees, all themed and totally got me in the Christmas spirit. :)
Welp I lost at the guy who got fired by elon
I walked into a bank glass wall once. It was hilarious but it was also before phones even so I legit had no excuse. It was so damn clear 😂
I appreciate your honesty😂
i walked into a brick pillar once...one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...i was 21 and out on the town carousing...i was passing a cocktail lounge with floor to ceiling windows inside were 3-4 BABES i was checkin them out and they were checkin me out and BLAM...i was able to walk beyond the bar windows before i almost collapsed and passed out...blood running down my face from a scalp wound...that REALLY hurt and didnt help my 21 yr old pride either
@@daveheesen9174 just remember Chick's Dig Scars, now come up with a cool story behind it instead of that Lame Ass one and you'll be fine brother! Get'er Done!
@@ReanuKeevesAus sorry my exp wasnt up to your standards
That must have been a really clean window. At least you gave the tellers something to talk about that day.
Having 5 Christmas trees in your house is more acceptable than Walmart selling Christmas stuff before Halloween.
This year I saw a few stores replacing their Halloween products with Christmas stuff and it wasnt even October yet! It legitimately made me angry, they’re out of control
@@DarthLesbian same, the Christmas decorations started coming out in September
Truth 👍
And HOW do you know Christmas is officially over ??
The supermarkets are full of f****ng Easter Eggs !!!
🥚🥚
@@eddie-g-6452 This might be slightly off topic but one of the best Easters I ever had was when we were getting too old for it but my parents weren't sure if they should stop yet and so they started filling the Easter eggs with money instead of candy 😂
Some had dollar bills, some had 5s, 10s, and there were a few rare ones with 20s
One of the best Easters I ever had 😂😂
The impressing a girl with a Costco card? AMAZING!!!
(And good for her if she takes this as a good sign!)
Honestly, if that wasn't a wall she would've stepped right into the pool with that right foot
The great Ron White once said, “ that’s not a sobriety test, that’s an agility test, and I’m not agile.”😂
Ron White ~ LEGEND !!!!!
lol He's also perpetually drunk.
My favorite from him; “I had the right to remain silent, I just didn’t have the ability.” 😂
Yeah, I haven't had an alcoholic beverage in 3 years and I'd still fail the sobriety test. Told that to an officer after pulling me over for swerving. I also told him it was a fair catch but I don't drink. My situation was likely worse. I was operating a vehicle with only 3 hours of sleep in 24 hours. Haha
I saw Ron White outside of an In and Out Burger in Southern California a few years ago. I didn't approach him or anything, I'm not too big on celebrities and he was on the phone and looked busy. It was neat to see a minor celebrity out in the wild like that though lol
Who knew that the fact checkers are completely devoid of facts themselves
"Fact checking" should be illegal.
Everyone knew
I was 60/40 that was satire but my god these days it’s so hard to tell
Pretty much all of the people.
So they're just checkers then.
That morph editing on that kid's TikTok was SICKNING! And the "day with a wife" thing was so accurate I cried a little bit and had to take my anti-anxiety pills after watching it. Divorced since 2016 and NEVER been happier! WOOO!
Bro I thought she was going in that pool but it turned out to be a wall! 😂
I'm sad that she walked into a wall. I thought I was going to see her fall in the pool. Saved by the wall! 😃
Yeah that was a close one!
As for the names in Wisconsin, remember that the French settled the area before the English. I am originally from detroit, a french word meaning "The city's name comes from the French word ' détroit ' meaning "strait" as the city was situated on a narrow passage of water linking two lakes. The river was known as “ le détroit du Lac Érié," among the French, which meant "the strait of Lake Erie". Michigan has Sault Saint Marie pronounced soo saint marie. Also, many of the names are Indian too.
His math doesn't work out, but he's got the spirit :) always glad to see people adamant about hygiene
The reason Wisconsin (and many upper midwest) cities and places have weird names is that they are English pronunciations of French words translated from Indian words. And that clip of packers fans "booing" might have been believable if the posted had included the AUDIO! And it's 5 losing seasons in the last 31 years - thank you Brett and Aaron!
12:30 I caught my neighbor on video dumping his yard waste on to my property once. I didn't return it to him. I picked it up and then sent him an invoice for labor and materials. He ignored it, so I put a lien against his house and it eventually went to court. I showed the judge the video and won the case. Not only did he have to pay me the invoiced amount, but all the late fees, interest and court costs. Thanks for the $1,800 Mitch!
Justice 😃👍
Brilliant!
This is brilliant
We're not worthy!! 🙌
Karma delivered!!
I thought that first girl was going to fall into a pool.😂
I knew I wouldn't laugh at any clips, but then there was the sneeze.
I gladly rid myself of my phone.
Not ONLY did she walk into a wall... but even if WAS real... where the F did she think she was going that LUXURY RETREAT??!!! lolol
As someone who's beat a DUI charge 100%, you NEVER agree to sobriety tests and you ALWAYS refuse to blow at the scene if you've had anything to drink. The only reason they will request you do any sobriety tests is to build a case against you. There is ZERO law about having to do a sobriety test of any kind. I quit drinking so that I didn't have to deal with that possibility again. Good luck out there, boys.
Absolutely correct! There have been people who were arrested and charged without having anything to drink. Any lawyer would get your Lic. back if they threaten to suspend it due to non compliance of tests.
All you need is a sore ankle and you're going to fail.
So you admit to drinking and driving.
@@TreeFreak I admitted to beating a drinking and driving charge lol
If the 90 degree corner isn’t warm enough some people will move to an outward corner but trust me 270 degrees is way to hot.
Oh so punny
hhhuhhh { exasperated sigh } 🙄
That is such an obtuse joke !!! 🤔
Still, it's something to angle at .....!! 🤨 😂😂
"if you don't that guy.. It's satire"
Thank you because I honestly can't tell anymore.
Half of the kids in that bus are rocking against the motion hoping the bus is not going anywhere.
I cleaned for a lady who had over a dozen trees in her house. 1 in every room. A company would come out and spend 2 weeks decorating her house/yard.
I worked in an area where the super rich live, i.e., the Heinz's, Mellon's, Ben Roethlesberger, and Mario Lemieux, among others. They have to have professionals put up and take down their Christmas decorations because their houses are so big! The pro's have scissor lifts to put decorations on three plus story homes. It makes sense for multi-millionaires to hire people to do everything for themselves!
I remember growing up as my parents were blowing up and moving into the new big house. Now my mom was already the southern craftsy type who redecorated the house for every season and holiday, but now she was in hog heaven. I think it was our third Christmas there when us forced labor revolted at a fifth room with a Christmas tree.
1:32 I'm honestly jealous she has a house that big to have so many Christmas trees, my house can only hold Charlie Brown's tree 😭
Don't be. Imagine all the upkeep! I bet they have a massive yard to groom too. Granted they probably pay other people to do most of it, but imagine _needing_ to pay someone to do all of that, those are expensive reoccurring costs.
Me too
Love grows best in tiny houses with tiny Christmas trees🎄
One of the best parts of being poor is never having to waste a second of time decorating for holidays, just to take it all back down again and also not having to worry about storing all that junk somewhere for 11 months out of the year.
@@lisad6106 So true! Ty!
Not only did she walk into the wall, but she would also have walked into the pool that was painted on it.
Elon should give my man his job back. We need his protection from misinformation. 😂
And I thought she was going to fall into the pool. ROFL
Me, too! 😁
Yeah that was close for sure.
Do you guys believe that staged video was real?
I didn't even know that people over 40 were using wallet type cases for their phones. Wait! I'm over 40, so the need for one of those cases is starting to grow. I better run out to the store to grab one. 😂😂😂😂
I don't have one either. I was slightly mystified by it!
Thank you so much for this. Exposing the guy that was supposed to protect our rights at Twitter. Thank you for buying Twitter and firing jackss like that!!
I enjoyed your picks and your commentary. It was enjoyable to simi participate when thinking of how I would narrate these clips. Because of this I will now be a subscriber. Thanks!!!😇
The beauty of the fired "fact checker" is that it works either as real or satire.
Well it’s not a good thing because for the satire to work…it has to based on reality. Keep in mind you now have to say “it’s a satire” more often then ever before.
The glasses were perfect....they say, I'm special...
America's "senior fact checker"...
Fact checker? We need a "Fake Checker" to show how fake that girl walking into the wall was. The camera strategically placed, her bracing for the wall, and that stupid walk.
@@anderander5662 I thought it was the wild eyes like the REEEE women.
I love how the woman complaining about the man blowing leaves into her yard has a huge tree with no leaves on it!
Hey also likely cleaned them up after. That was ALOT of leaves
no joke.. the lady that walked into a wall.. i was sitting here going "wow this idiot is going to fall into that pool". lol I can't talk
As an English teacher, I feel that teacher/students pain.
The English one made me lol... primarily because he mispelled Geese. Not sure why that hit my funny bone the way it did, but it happened.
There was a pet bed right next to the dresser. 😂
Super Hitters got me real good.😂🤣
"You go get your leaf blower..."
Don't listen to Tyler, grab the hose
In her defense, im also staring at my phone and didnt realize that was a wall 😅🤣
Twitter employee- "misinformation" you mean the truth.
The way the “Twitter employee” thinks is how a lot of people rationalize the borderline personality things that they do on a daily basis.
We live in a world of nuh-uh and if it’s not on video, it didn’t happen.
If A=B and B=C, then A=C…HILLARY BROKE THE PHONE. In laymen, “if Hillary told aid to break it and the aid broke it, then Hillary broke the phone." But I forgot, they don’t teach math common sense, or causal reasoning anymore.
The secret to the English language is really just to be a native speaker and say things that “sound right, right?”
And knowing how to spell is important. For instance, the guy in the video about the English language spelled “geese” with a f’ing “c!” He wrote “geece” like he has an extra chromosome!
Well the English language is being corrupted by the trans community so where do we go from here.
I lost when the old lady chose her champagne over the kid!!! But I'm a truck driver, I can't exist without my phone.
The “day with the wife at home” is 100% across cultures too.
Elon is a legend. We need more people like him in this Country
Uhh, no.
No we don’t. He transhumanist and he voted for Biden. Everyone around us is gonna have an AI computer implanted in their brain and those who don’t want it will pushed into economic obsolescence.
☝️🤣
SNOWFLAKE ALERT
Maybe
Legend yes, needed? Is debatable. I'm not a hater, not a fan girl of Elon. Can't get behind his transhumanism movement
Almost got me with that drink prank. 😮💨
LOL ! "...it's 90° in here.. " :D
Aaron Rogers signed petition to shut down pipeline, so I am glad he was booed.
My grandmother had mini poodles and a cherry tree in her yard. When the cherries fell they would ferment on the ground, the dogs ate them and got hammered. It was hilarious running into walls falling going up the single step to the front door.
In my yard it's birds eating fermented berries,they stagger around on my deck and fly into the windows.
She's lucky the pits didn't kill them.
@@kathyflorcruz552 they were pretty smart used to eat around the pits, I'd find them cutting grass.
I get drunk squirrels who've been feasting on fermenting mulberries. They start leaping into the air, twisting and turning, doing flips and look absolutely psychotic.
@@AtomicMan45 Yep! All the birds ate the pyracantha berries and got smashed and flew into windows when I was young. Where did all the birds go?
My cat loves being trapped under a laundry basket 😅😅. She pushes it around the house while inside. It's so cute!!
Get your phone and fire up tiktok. You know what to do
@@ryan_cowan lmao, I dont have tic Tok!! 😭😭
When my apt building did the yearly inspection, we put our 20# cat in a box & took him across the hall 2 the neighbors, put the litter box under the bed & hid his food dish. My ole lady scoops his box 2,3,4 times a day & used baking soda in it. Manager had no clue. Soon as they left, brought him back in the box
I was doing so well until the "you date crazy, you don't marry crazy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 goodbye phone 😭
To be fair Wile e Coyote painted that wall. Haha
So nice of this guy to go on record saying she told her employee to smash it for her!
Put up as many Christmas trees as you want. The "Misinformation" post was funny and spot-on.
LOL 😂😂 had to watch the first one twice!!
Not only did she walk into a wall but she would have walked into the pool! Lol!
15:46.... 🤣😂🤣🤣
Everything about that entire clip was hilarious! The combination!! Wife on social media. Husband is ripped and in boxers only, beautiful home, yet still annoyed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If she hadn’t walked into a wall she would’ve ended up in the pool
A day in the life with a wife was sooooo spot on.
I couldn’t pass the sobriety test even if I was sober. 😅
Profile picture checks out
If there wasn't a wall, she'd walk into a pool! 😂
Dude I fact checked your story… and your still FIRED!!!!
“If they don’t like it, they should start their own Twitter”…..they were saying. Look at them now!
4:05 Holy cow!!! That editing is off the hook!! That is incredible! I'm kind of mesmerized by this. I feel like I could watch this all day long.
any idea where i could find that guy's content?
@@iconoclast137 Unfortunately I don't. I don't use TikTok at all. But if I come across it, I will definitely share a link