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КОМЕНТАРІ • 826

  • @Monkeysarecool100
    @Monkeysarecool100 3 місяці тому +2078

    I met modest pelican once! He beat me up because I had a tattoo of a seagull on my hand while yelling "PELICANS NUMBER 1" and then waterboarded me!
    Thanks for keeping me hydrated!

    • @Combat6271
      @Combat6271 3 місяці тому +68

      not all heroes wear capes

    • @ajjizzy
      @ajjizzy 3 місяці тому +22

      what an inspirational tale
      i too shall journey to acquire the seagull tattoo, in order to achieve the ultimate state of hydration, fulfilling my lifes purpose

    • @xalston
      @xalston 3 місяці тому +4

      This dude was pretty funny

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 3 місяці тому +7

      You forgot to add after 'waterboarded me',"...in order to spread the good word of his channel."

    • @TheJuzzler2028
      @TheJuzzler2028 3 місяці тому +7

      "This place has better security than a trump rally" Has me laughing so hard

  • @darkeum9741
    @darkeum9741 3 місяці тому +2067

    Agent 47 definitely drinks iced water regularly

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  3 місяці тому +550

      He's never thirsty, always refreshed

    • @reidhodge
      @reidhodge 3 місяці тому +38

      @@ModestPelicanhe refreshes people from life

    • @Akyuz1000
      @Akyuz1000 3 місяці тому +11

      I do too, I do too. It's nice. But I had a killer MTN Dew Earlier..

    • @anteshell
      @anteshell 3 місяці тому +12

      @@Akyuz1000 Only thing Mountain Dew manages to kill is the mood.

    • @reidhodge
      @reidhodge 3 місяці тому +10

      @@anteshell and teeth😂

  • @Imryangosling-z2t
    @Imryangosling-z2t 3 місяці тому +1002

    Your such a good UA-camr I HYDRATED my entire my family shouting sub to modest pelican infront of the church to give the good word of your channel

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  3 місяці тому +341

      What a heart warming story

    • @notidk9977
      @notidk9977 3 місяці тому +15

      @@ModestPelican and your heart is more warming. *rizz*

    • @lar10123
      @lar10123 3 місяці тому +15

      @@notidk9977I bet your entrance is warmer 🤤 *extreme rizz*

    • @matts3425
      @matts3425 3 місяці тому +3

      You're*

    • @LadMano
      @LadMano 3 місяці тому

      @@matts3425🤓👆

  • @DuckieHawke
    @DuckieHawke 3 місяці тому +525

    That Kamala Harris joke like 30 minutes after Biden retired though. LMAO that goated timing. Peli is an insider, much like Agent 47

    • @mamamo69235
      @mamamo69235 3 місяці тому +22

      dang this is how i found out

    • @bigcatdiary08
      @bigcatdiary08 3 місяці тому

      He did it because Biden called trump VP once

    • @nobody-kp5co
      @nobody-kp5co 3 місяці тому +5

      Stop glazing

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 3 місяці тому

      Cant stop wont stop ​@@nobody-kp5co

  • @danbent9559
    @danbent9559 3 місяці тому +135

    thats one hydrated man

  • @potatopirate5557
    @potatopirate5557 3 місяці тому +589

    "In case things go tits up and we end up having a quiet kid moment." 💀

  • @Slow_burna
    @Slow_burna 3 місяці тому +11

    0:12 glad to see sean omalley back

  • @TopSkotch
    @TopSkotch 3 місяці тому +43

    Bro its the best to see this dude upload. Love you Modest pelican

  • @henrymasiga6758
    @henrymasiga6758 3 місяці тому +455

    "This place has better security than a Trump rally," is wild 💀😂

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 2 місяці тому +6

      And yet accurate cause turns out hiring girls scouts is more effective than the secret service

    • @Ratking_Actual
      @Ratking_Actual 2 місяці тому

      Not a high bar.

    • @Ratking_Actual
      @Ratking_Actual 2 місяці тому

      @@Lawrence_Talbot Worst part is the USSS has some highly experienced and well trained personel, but they assigned the most pathetic DEI hires to Trump because the powers that be dislike him.

  • @coolishtuna8105
    @coolishtuna8105 3 місяці тому +315

    It'll be a strange day when I run into an Australian man in real life. At this moment, I see them as mythical creatures made for UA-cam, specifically Grand Theft Auto

    • @King_Potato21
      @King_Potato21 3 місяці тому +3

      I live in Australia and when u do meet a Australian man it will be very funny and contain lots of swears

    • @pelago_
      @pelago_ 3 місяці тому +1

      You’re not wrong

    • @NotGully
      @NotGully Місяць тому

      As an australian I wish more people were like Darkviperau fr

  • @isaumar7416
    @isaumar7416 3 місяці тому +67

    The real reason Modest Pelican's upload time isn't the best is because he's always making sure he has 12 hours a day to raise money for charity. Respect.

  • @LLCLH173
    @LLCLH173 3 місяці тому +66

    "UFC Fighters habe the exact same weakness as orphans: a full Clip of an assault rifle to the face!" - Man, you kept me from hydrating cuz i was spitting out the water faster than a firefighters hose...

  • @DaewonChave
    @DaewonChave 3 місяці тому +11

    I love your hitman vids its always help me get out of my depression since my mom and dad broke up it was sad them arguing but im watching this on my grandmas house because i need to get out from my depression -love from the Philippines

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 3 місяці тому +29

    When you first said the taco shell joke, I went "meh." When it came back around, I laughed. When it came around again, I was reminded why you're a legend

  • @imbored2047
    @imbored2047 3 місяці тому +57

    I loved how you said he had the "souless expression of somebody who would drown their family for food stamps" and then put up a picture of carrot top. That was comedy gold.

  • @Mechanicalrob
    @Mechanicalrob 3 місяці тому +13

    Your videos always cheer my day up. When my mum passed away end of last year, binge watching your channel kept the depression at bay and I’m still here today. For that Sir, in a roundabout way, I thank you. Keep up the fantastic work. ❤

  • @mugcoffe
    @mugcoffe 3 місяці тому +120

    Love you modest pelican

  • @davidinark
    @davidinark 3 місяці тому +11

    Takes 36+ hours to complete, and still manages to keep the references topical and timely. A real winner, even stuffed with a box of taco shells.

  • @ProudDan
    @ProudDan 3 місяці тому +9

    12:23 taint the water to secure the daughter is wild

  • @PurpleIsBored
    @PurpleIsBored 3 місяці тому +16

    I named my newborn Pelican in honor of this channel, the best part is that they pelican't do shit about it till they are 18.

  • @Kahlil-ot4tq
    @Kahlil-ot4tq 3 місяці тому +5

    Your videos inspired me so much I got arrested for hydrating multiple familes by driving them into my local river and wore your merch in my mugshot to spread the good word of your channel

  • @themutualfriend5286
    @themutualfriend5286 3 місяці тому +6

    I needed this video today thanks peli 😊

  • @proculusjulius7035
    @proculusjulius7035 3 місяці тому +8

    Australian humour is my antidepressant and you, Modern Pelican, are my absolute favourite 😂😂😂😂hearty laughs throughout the whole video.

  • @titodestino6268
    @titodestino6268 3 місяці тому +41

    I left a note on my grandmas tombstone saying sub to modest pelican

    • @garretiswright8532
      @garretiswright8532 3 місяці тому +5

      Anything to spread the good word of Peli's channel

  • @soggybiscotti8425
    @soggybiscotti8425 2 місяці тому +2

    Eating all the ingredients for dinner later in the week is the single most relatable thing I've ever heard on youtube.
    Long-term relationship and married bro's all felt this.
    How was I supposed to know the cream in the fridge was for a pasta bake in 5 days from now? Not every coffee I have until either that night, or she notices the majority of it is gone, and there's no longer enough left for the recipe..
    When its my turn to cook, i wait until the last minute to figure out what to make, head down to the supermarket, buy exactly what I need for the recipe, plus a cheeky snack, and head back to home.🎉
    But the real OG's know that after being together long enough, you don't cook anymore.

  • @BackwoodsGarageLLC.
    @BackwoodsGarageLLC. 3 місяці тому +7

    “Nothing tastes the same until right before bed” never heard such a true statement, the urge to hydrate myself at 1 am is so real

  • @bigryry101
    @bigryry101 3 місяці тому +3

    Some of your best work in quite some time mate. Good stuff

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 2 місяці тому +2

    Having a shite week but this actually made me laugh... cheers mate😊

  • @elipilmore1621
    @elipilmore1621 3 місяці тому +9

    This hydrated my soul

  • @MidasCooks
    @MidasCooks 3 місяці тому +12

    I love it when modest pelican water boards me to remind me to stay hydrated! I’m still scared!

  • @ashj5952
    @ashj5952 3 місяці тому +4

    This one is exceptionally funnier to me for some reason. Bless u Peli

  • @3aliman
    @3aliman 3 місяці тому +1

    you never fail me somebody in my family passed away and this video just made me smile to be honest keep up the good work keep making people happy you have all my support👍

  • @CptnWolfe
    @CptnWolfe 3 місяці тому +9

    My favourite thing about Modest Pelican is the fact he's Australian, but my second favourite thing is how he can bring a joke back abound

  • @shreyashmisra9520
    @shreyashmisra9520 3 місяці тому +121

    I forced my baby brother to drink a gallon of water in one go, he liked it so much that he immediately fell asleep after drinking it all. There's even some drool coming out of his mouth

  • @wokfan1440
    @wokfan1440 3 місяці тому +2

    You reminded me to stay hydrated, thank you 🙏🏻

  • @Kalypso.1
    @Kalypso.1 3 місяці тому +3

    YES ANOTHER HITMAN VIDEO! I LOVE YOU PELI

  • @obvra
    @obvra 3 місяці тому

    was looking if you'd upload soon, and you delivered, love the vids peli

  • @ERMpelican1
    @ERMpelican1 3 місяці тому +1

    You and darkviper are my favorite Australians

  • @LarrythePlatypus23
    @LarrythePlatypus23 3 місяці тому +3

    Welcome Back!!!!! I hope you are hydrated

  • @elianeJeasus
    @elianeJeasus 3 місяці тому

    you bring clarity and fun to every subject, what a great combination!

  • @Serbian_War_Criminal
    @Serbian_War_Criminal 3 місяці тому +11

    LETS GET HYDRATED TODY BOIS

  • @LEGO_IndianaJones69420_
    @LEGO_IndianaJones69420_ 3 місяці тому +2

    3:58 forced hydration with a side of Swiss cake rolls!!!

  • @sippetsfor384
    @sippetsfor384 3 місяці тому

    love these videos. so simply and so witty as per usual big ups peli

  • @UnimportantFin
    @UnimportantFin 3 місяці тому +2

    I've been waiting for this video, stay hydrated

  • @Dimension_badboy
    @Dimension_badboy 3 місяці тому

    Please continue with the uploads I love your content it really keeps me hydrated

  • @Trapio_041
    @Trapio_041 3 місяці тому +5

    I missed these😊

  • @ModestPelicanLover27
    @ModestPelicanLover27 3 місяці тому +2

    its a good day when peli uploads

  • @edwarddingle9346
    @edwarddingle9346 3 місяці тому +3

    always my favourite notification, love the videos peli🤝

  • @polarbloom6474
    @polarbloom6474 3 місяці тому +8

    Agent 47 is so professional, just like deputy commissioner Mario Smith.

  • @PiviAfc
    @PiviAfc 3 місяці тому +1

    Maybe this year we can win it finally Peli, with Calafiori arriving and Merino plus maybe one more striker and we are good to go!

  • @gidaz84
    @gidaz84 3 місяці тому +1

    Papa Peli is a GOONER! COYG!❤

  • @olivefarm1653
    @olivefarm1653 3 місяці тому +1

    “Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here” never fails to fill me up with geoffs warm embrace.

  • @rytln
    @rytln 3 місяці тому +1

    These vids never get old

  • @UVClipz
    @UVClipz 3 місяці тому +2

    Keep hydrated yall

  • @PhilippDurrer
    @PhilippDurrer 3 місяці тому +1

    One modest way to carry that taco shell story

  • @305Independent
    @305Independent 3 місяці тому +3

    Wow Conor McGregor's done more fighting in this video game than he has IRL over the last 3 years

  • @stekarenhd6911
    @stekarenhd6911 3 місяці тому +2

    I love the taco shell lore, its tooo relatable I'm dead

  • @anderson8601
    @anderson8601 2 місяці тому +1

    No victory is complete without the teabag!!!

  • @lutheranpepsican
    @lutheranpepsican 2 місяці тому

    Bros passion for this game is crazy

  • @voxiic.
    @voxiic. 3 місяці тому +1

    very nice. we need the old outro back

  • @gg2324
    @gg2324 3 місяці тому

    It's so good to have you back with those old school hitman videos

  • @king_sombrero8193
    @king_sombrero8193 3 місяці тому +1

    bro's doing stand-up gaming

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 3 місяці тому +1

    Peli I unironically support you wearing a corset- not for the slimming aspects (your body's already bangin mate), but purely for the sexiness/ queerness of it. You'd be like agent 47, but with hair!

  • @Nate.2263
    @Nate.2263 3 місяці тому

    I recently went on vacation and saw so many pelicans. It was the greatest moment of my life.

  • @MeganGarzaWellness
    @MeganGarzaWellness 3 місяці тому +1

    Back at it again with another banger 🔥

  • @PRIMETIMECEO_
    @PRIMETIMECEO_ 3 місяці тому

    I haven’t watched one of your videos in so long and completely forgot about this channel, I’m glad this video was in my recommended

  • @Loyard777
    @Loyard777 3 місяці тому

    Nothing gets me more excited than some high quality h2o and modest peli🙈🙈

  • @flopus7
    @flopus7 3 місяці тому

    When we needed him most, hitman content returned

  • @Doobius123
    @Doobius123 3 місяці тому

    I feel blessed when papa peli posts a new hitman video

  • @BigDaDa-yu4xx
    @BigDaDa-yu4xx 3 місяці тому +1

    “Shoot with the accuracy of the person who tried to kill Tump” 😂😂😂

  • @Golden_Vengeance
    @Golden_Vengeance 3 місяці тому +1

    Modest Pelican confirmed to be an Arsenal fan 🔥🔥🔥

  • @EEB-22
    @EEB-22 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro that gluten free line at the start was hilarious, never change papa peli😂😂

  • @JamesPickett-w1z
    @JamesPickett-w1z Місяць тому +1

    0:20 I absolutely died laughing. I’m sitting here crying😂

  • @ThePenguinKing-xk7zy
    @ThePenguinKing-xk7zy 3 місяці тому +1

    after like 3 weeks this dodgy pelican is back

  • @notrealwhackojacko
    @notrealwhackojacko 3 місяці тому

    I always love it when Modest Pelican uploads a Hitman video!

  • @youtubeuser9090
    @youtubeuser9090 3 місяці тому +1

    I never thought I’d see the day where we got a new hitman video

  • @Legofied-w7c
    @Legofied-w7c 3 місяці тому +1

    I love him and his hit man videos

  • @Puzzl3d_
    @Puzzl3d_ 3 місяці тому +2

    I will stay dehydrated until modest pelican drops some educational christen music

  • @n.v.sparks
    @n.v.sparks 3 місяці тому

    I would love to see Modest Pelican play the Sims
    The possibilities in that game are pretty much endless and i think he would put them to good use
    For example, putting sims in a pool then deleting the ladder so they can't get out and inevitably drown, keeping them in water, and therefore hydrated, forever. i think this would really help spread the good word of his channel

  • @EnigmaticDrifter8
    @EnigmaticDrifter8 3 місяці тому

    Respect for knowing what a cello was. Awesome vid as always mate!

  • @d3mxn572
    @d3mxn572 3 місяці тому +1

    Great video! I drank so much water because of it that my blood was so thinned out, I collapsed to the floor due to the immense amount of hydration! Thank you Moist Penguin!

  • @henrymasiga6758
    @henrymasiga6758 3 місяці тому +2

    Ah yes! Another Modest upload😌

  • @MirzokhidMukhsidov
    @MirzokhidMukhsidov 3 місяці тому

    5:00 our pelican is so sophisticated, I think he should do podcast where he comments on famous Art work

  • @EvanDancey
    @EvanDancey 3 місяці тому +1

    "Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here, the next time you see a homeless person offer to give them money but only if they get a pelican face tat, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel."

  • @LoneWolf-tj3wj
    @LoneWolf-tj3wj 3 місяці тому +1

    Let’s goo! My favorite UA-camr ever has uploaded again. Bro I absolutely love your content. I found your content last week and it’s so funny. I love your vids bro. Stay hydrated you legend. Also modest pelican in a corset when?

  • @tydisk92jdrjen
    @tydisk92jdrjen 3 місяці тому +1

    I’ve been waiting for this day for 11 months

  • @Humanjimbob
    @Humanjimbob 3 місяці тому +1

    You should Collab with call me Kevin both ur comedy is amazingly hilarious

  • @CheeseStick9
    @CheeseStick9 3 місяці тому

    it’s always a good day when modest pelican uploads

  • @henrymasiga6758
    @henrymasiga6758 3 місяці тому +4

    That podcast bit was way too specific😂

  • @aj18341756
    @aj18341756 3 місяці тому

    0:17 Best...shot/voiceover... EVER

  • @quiggygon2662
    @quiggygon2662 3 місяці тому

    Truly an honor when modest pelican uploads, especially a hit man video.

  • @FerreVanGorp
    @FerreVanGorp 3 місяці тому +2

    Yesterday I went to a pub with friends and everyone was drinking beer only me and the hydrated boys were drinking water

  • @SK7Raven
    @SK7Raven 3 місяці тому

    Pelican plus a hitman video equals perfection

  • @levikesler4884
    @levikesler4884 3 місяці тому

    Modest pelican posting on my birthday made my year

  • @oceanbroman
    @oceanbroman 3 місяці тому

    I’ve been waiting so long for a hitman vid I was not disappointed 😅

  • @Saiyan_edits
    @Saiyan_edits 3 місяці тому

    The goat returned when we needed him most

  • @FatherDougalMaguire
    @FatherDougalMaguire 3 місяці тому +1

    "Bro check this out! Modest pelican just dropped"
    -my imaginary friend

  • @ertannebi3181
    @ertannebi3181 2 місяці тому

    My beloved Arsenal haha that comment hit home man🤣🤣been following you for a while Peli and glad to know that your an Arsenal fan as well like myself 🙌🙌we gotta win a trophy soon though I can feel it this season anyways much love man 👊👊

  • @FIFAmusicMAN
    @FIFAmusicMAN 3 місяці тому

    TIL Modest Pelican is an Arsenal fan. I have to go chug water to celebrate and stay hydrated, refreshing my tears of joy.

  • @The-Part-German-Streamer
    @The-Part-German-Streamer Місяць тому +1

    2:29 that was very specific