I made 1 guy fight ALL of Twitch Chat in TABS

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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  3 місяці тому +11218

    the general's face is squashed because that's what twitch chat's dad looks like

  • @dragongamer364
    @dragongamer364 3 місяці тому +10859

    the fact that twitch chat made doug do about 250 push-ups, order 32$ of tacos, and then further got him to leave a 600% tip on that order is the funniest shit i ever saw. victory at doug's misfortune!

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 3 місяці тому +470

      Victory at all costs, specifically the cost of tacos

    • @nucleus_underfire4666
      @nucleus_underfire4666 3 місяці тому +300

      I love that doug has a greenscreen and the baja blast is invisible

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +12

      E

    • @noahhager1187
      @noahhager1187 3 місяці тому +26

      that my friend, is the price of victory

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 місяці тому +4

      Lol

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 3 місяці тому +22033

    Doug’s DoorDash driver not speaking English doubled the absurdity of the situation. Imagine a man you can’t understand just trying to pass off $200 to you

    • @DankApes
      @DankApes 3 місяці тому +124

      💋

    • @miniraptor3211
      @miniraptor3211 3 місяці тому +1501

      Honestly at that point, it would've just been easier to just say that some people online told him to give them a 200 dollar tip.

    • @DaBaldEagul
      @DaBaldEagul 3 місяці тому +599

      I imagine he was on the phone with family or whatever? Doug said the delivery guy was speaking Mandarin as he was leaving

    • @just_some_dude_my_guy
      @just_some_dude_my_guy 3 місяці тому +960

      I did the math.
      That's a 631% tip.
      I think they'd be very confused even if they did speak English.

    • @CaptainSlimeAndToast
      @CaptainSlimeAndToast 3 місяці тому +351

      @@just_some_dude_my_guy that man is never going to udnerstand, in any timeline.

  • @rooper-wv3ml
    @rooper-wv3ml 3 місяці тому +8175

    For context, when doug went to go get the tip money for the atm he just left roach and chat for 30+ minutes listening to the microsoft flight simulator update page. it was just chat and roach talking that entire time

    • @Cubicwar
      @Cubicwar 3 місяці тому +653

      I knew he put the flight simulator patch notes narrator with only the 1 second it was on the screen in the video. And now, I hear the Loading please wait. 100%. Please help

    • @JAAAY62
      @JAAAY62 3 місяці тому +146

      Wait, that's so funny.

    • @piperformerlycassette
      @piperformerlycassette 3 місяці тому +86

      the. guy uploaded it

    • @m4rcyonstation93
      @m4rcyonstation93 3 місяці тому +111

      real ones watched roach was bored AND the vod too

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas 3 місяці тому +58

      It was hilarious. There's a 30 min video of it on the dougdougdougdoug channel.

  • @electro___
    @electro___ 3 місяці тому +3565

    "Paladins" "We don't have them in this game"
    Doug they're in the game, you just didn't unlock them.

    • @Kevin_Drew
      @Kevin_Drew 3 місяці тому +98

      Sheeesh yur right CANCEL HIM NOW!!! (obviously a joke)

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 3 місяці тому +302

      Despite doing so many tabs videos hes unlocked like nothing

    • @electro___
      @electro___ 3 місяці тому +171

      @@cseagul1 you need to unlock the good and evil factions

    • @yogeshsaluja7008
      @yogeshsaluja7008 3 місяці тому +87

      @@cseagul1 the factions need to be unlocked bruh

    • @salemisjuucy
      @salemisjuucy 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Kevin_Drew you are not funny

  • @allesarfint
    @allesarfint 3 місяці тому +2905

    The funniest part about the ATM trip is that Doug had to race against the delivery guy, going to an ATM that was close to the TacoBell, he could have just picked it up himself.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +12

      E

    • @SomeGalNamedEve
      @SomeGalNamedEve 2 місяці тому +51

      ​@@EEEEEEEEstrogen

    • @masterofdoots5965
      @masterofdoots5965 2 місяці тому +3

      ​​@@SomeGalNamedEve
      How do I find you so often? It's like you're everywhere

  • @RobwithoneB
    @RobwithoneB 3 місяці тому +6104

    I love that every single time the general has spoken, he specifically demands that Twitch chat has ordered an "OVERWHELMING AMOUNT" of anything lmao

    • @djdexcat
      @djdexcat 3 місяці тому +386

      i demand a whelming amount of hobbits

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 3 місяці тому +89

      ​@@djdexcatWhat is a whelming quantity of hobbits

    • @masonwhitehead7203
      @masonwhitehead7203 3 місяці тому +128

      @@irecordwithaphone1856 As it turns out, somewhere above 10,000 dollars worth of them, based on their performance

    • @STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT
      @STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT 3 місяці тому +29

      Victory at all costs

    • @prdus
      @prdus 3 місяці тому +7

      Loud and clear

  • @JohnDoe-jc5kt
    @JohnDoe-jc5kt 3 місяці тому +3357

    "The dominant request from our platoon is baha blast"
    This actually sounds like a tactical maneuver and I'm all for it XD

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 3 місяці тому +76

      100% a realistic recommendation from actual soldiers!

    • @RockMuncher919
      @RockMuncher919 3 місяці тому +72

      Now im imagining a pirate captain going "FIRE THE BAHA BLAST!"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +5

      E

    • @YoSoySrRojo
      @YoSoySrRojo 3 місяці тому +5

      taco bell baja blast

    • @BlueLiminality
      @BlueLiminality 3 місяці тому +10

      Operation Baha Blast

  • @user-jb1ic3fb4d
    @user-jb1ic3fb4d 3 місяці тому +615

    18:17
    This bot is ingeniously designed, I absolutely love its addition in the structure of this competition. What an insane experience this video is.

  • @Cinnamowo
    @Cinnamowo 3 місяці тому +2195

    I love how fucking sad the general's voice is when he gives the final battle orders. It's like he knew hobbits were their only key to victory, and now it's gone

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +13

      E

    • @Tortaleaney
      @Tortaleaney 3 місяці тому +54

      @@Cinnamowo That's why they lost the enemy team had a hobbit.

    • @Narrativerse
      @Narrativerse 3 місяці тому +9

      Niko oneshot

    • @smollander
      @smollander 3 місяці тому +8

      Niko oneshot spotted.

    • @DarkJusn2020
      @DarkJusn2020 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Cinnamowo Cute messiah cat spotted

  • @noahjester8471
    @noahjester8471 3 місяці тому +5828

    "Sergeant, the troops have requested Baja Blast" 😂
    Edit: I adore the General. He needs to become a recurring character in the Doug-Doug lore going forward. Victory at a reasonable cost!

    • @cheesysealAnon
      @cheesysealAnon 3 місяці тому +176

      do not forget the VICTORY AT ALL COST!!!! sauce Sergent

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 3 місяці тому +75

      Victory at $237.33!!!!

    • @Sylas_Miller
      @Sylas_Miller 3 місяці тому +5

      💀😂 I've been laughing the whole video.

    • @noahjester8471
      @noahjester8471 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@cheesysealAnonHoo-ahh, victory at all costs, brother

    • @XD-tw4uj
      @XD-tw4uj 3 місяці тому

      @@noahjester8471 *Sergeant

  • @inklingsquid4688
    @inklingsquid4688 3 місяці тому +720

    The ai creating a catchphrase that stuck even with a different personality is so cute ngl, gives it character

    • @funfactmaker4924
      @funfactmaker4924 3 місяці тому +114

      The chat kept saying it so he said as well as a catchphrase lmfao

  • @Idk_vince
    @Idk_vince 3 місяці тому +355

    22:39 the minotaur showing the hobbit on camera then pulling an Invincible by dragging him along the ground at mach 3 is crazy 💀

    • @Sans3169
      @Sans3169 3 місяці тому +4

      @Idk_vince bro I was at 22:49 when I saw ur comment 10 secs after

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 2 місяці тому +14

      The minotaur pulled a A-Train on that blue -hawk- hobbit💀

    • @DonQuixoteFan
      @DonQuixoteFan 2 місяці тому +12

      “Maybe this time you’ll learn, twitch chat”

    • @NotoriousNastyNas
      @NotoriousNastyNas Місяць тому

      22:37 so I get can time to understand wtf I’m looking st

  • @religiouslyhealing5400
    @religiouslyhealing5400 3 місяці тому +4196

    “Massing hobbits can occasionally win”
    Spiff beating the entire game with only hobbits and hotdog plink

    • @ItWorks7434
      @ItWorks7434 3 місяці тому +136

      Plink

    • @gallon10
      @gallon10 3 місяці тому +72

      Plink

    • @truehexproof
      @truehexproof 3 місяці тому +56

      Plink

    • @dirrbirr
      @dirrbirr 3 місяці тому +49

      Plink

    • @polska9762
      @polska9762 3 місяці тому +22

      how dare you say "plink" it's racist to the plinkos

  • @CharlieXnox
    @CharlieXnox 3 місяці тому +1464

    Just so Main Channel viewers know, there is a more in depth video on the VOD channel featuring Doug's adventure to Taco Bell and Roach's time as head of the stream. It's the latest video in the "Roach was Bored" series on DougDougDougDoug if anyone cares to look for it.

    • @stringedmouse7695
      @stringedmouse7695 3 місяці тому +20

      Glad someone mentioned it

    • @QTA-20
      @QTA-20 3 місяці тому +13

      Will do, thanks

    • @rayzhang3425
      @rayzhang3425 Місяць тому

      Series?? XD

    • @BG-xn5tu
      @BG-xn5tu 22 дні тому +1

      @@rayzhang3425the “was bored” series actually lol

  • @kfiraltberger552
    @kfiraltberger552 3 місяці тому +1693

    Doug- I didn't want it to seem like I passed him drug money
    Also Doug- "So, my friend made this 200$ in cash and asked me to specifically give it to you, a person neither of us knows. Also my friend isn't here right now, which means he gave me this money in cash to give to you and then left before you could see him"

    • @carlotta4th
      @carlotta4th 3 місяці тому +211

      The story is for sure creepy, but drunk people tip delivery drivers too much way more than you'd expect. When I worked pizza the drivers loooooved the drunk repeat customers.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 3 місяці тому +33

      i mean, it's the 2020s, people know what streamers are

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 3 місяці тому +18

      People can just be feeling nice, or baked.

  • @yversgaming5029
    @yversgaming5029 3 місяці тому +283

    6:05 I did NOT know Doug was chill like that

    • @DartzinhoV
      @DartzinhoV 2 місяці тому +21

      He was a frat boy, it’s in his blood

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 3 місяці тому +1354

    15:29
    Flipping the V actually helps, ive seen enough history youtube to know that you want to split the enemy line in battle. It keeps the two halves from being able to support each other.
    Unless you're fighting Hannibal, then it's probably a trick to get your troops surrounded

    • @GuyPersonBobicus
      @GuyPersonBobicus 3 місяці тому +106

      Tip the taco guy with this

    • @tetradekagon
      @tetradekagon 3 місяці тому +111

      Dont go against orders, drop down and give me 50

    • @Pumpkinsmasherok
      @Pumpkinsmasherok 3 місяці тому +36

      ​@@tetradekagon missing the random * *

    • @radio5637
      @radio5637 3 місяці тому +16

      Victory at 5 dollars

    • @tetradekagon
      @tetradekagon 3 місяці тому +43

      @@Pumpkinsmasherok Don’t question **My Authority** drop down and give me **50 Pushups**

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 3 місяці тому +1626

    16:55 Unironically one of the best military leaders I've ever seen.
    If my commanders ordered tacos to boost morale, that might almost single-handedly fix morale entirely!

    • @jacobjones1457
      @jacobjones1457 3 місяці тому +18

      @@micahphilson it's also a very American thing to do in a war

    • @marthinwurer
      @marthinwurer 3 місяці тому +54

      @@micahphilson unironically that's what the commander of the aircraft carrier fighting the houthis did. He's been posting on Twitter about taco Tuesday basically every time they try to say they attacked the ship

    • @Oskanwhitchfather
      @Oskanwhitchfather 3 місяці тому +28

      @@jacobjones1457 We fielded ice cream factories on ships to keep our troops supplied with fresh, frozen ice cream in World War II.

    • @0xEARTH
      @0xEARTH 3 місяці тому +18

      Wasn't there a thing about how the media or something knew when shit was going down in the US because the Pentagon would order a shit ton of pizza?

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@0xEARTH Yes, in the 1990's the Russians always knew when something big was happening in the USA, militarily, because they always ONLY called a select number of pizza places, and all those places had been wire tapped by the KGB. Now the Pentagon has internal restaurants, cut-outs, fail-safes, and plain clothed personnel for mass ordering food when they need to. That's why The Pentagon has restaurants inside it, so they can order large quanitites of fast food when necessary, and they can't be wire tapped because to wire tap them, you'd have to tap the Pentagon switchboard itself, and that is IMMENSELY harder than a wholly external restaurant. They try of course, but waaaay harder to do. Also you can't wire tap an in-person conversation behind 200 feet of steel and titanium reinforced concrete. 😂 No wires to tap.
      This is also part of why restaurants started showing up on Military bases around the globe... strategic command recognized that if THE PENTAGON could get hit like that, what was hppening unbeknownst to the US' Military bases?? So, civilian amenities started showing up, AAFES became a thing, and everyone buys the "we care about the troops!" pr○paganda line.
      Yes, it boosts troop morale. However, it's also a strategic blow against espionage, by reducing how much Soldiers are seen off-base, if most of their needs can be met by ON-base amenities.
      It's the same reason Astronauts and Cosmonauts ONLY eat internally sourced foods while on mission... harder to p○¡s○n their meals if they're made in house.
      It's also why Abraham Lincoln is NOT "The Great Emancipator" everyone says he is. The Emancipation Proclamation did NOT free ALL... it only free in the Southern states... it was an economic warfare strategic move to cut the legs off the South's economy, by officially making a law against that ev¡| practice in The South... but NOT, in The North. The North kept practicing that barbar¡c practice until well after The American C¡v¡| War. It was a war strategy. Sure it freed people, but it wasn't the kumbayah, pie-in-the-sky malarkey it's been pr○pagand¡zed into.

  • @Melonguy1337
    @Melonguy1337 3 місяці тому +1395

    The video:
    10% fighting
    90% ordering tacobell and saying: VICTORY AT ALL COST!

  • @destroyerlog3261
    @destroyerlog3261 3 місяці тому +102

    11:42 can we talk about how SMOOTH that pen spin was???

  • @masterpiece1817
    @masterpiece1817 3 місяці тому +1588

    Funny thing not included about the Taco Bell order, he realized afterwards he should’ve just done a pickup order since the bank atm he went to was very close to the Taco Bell he ordered from

    • @daniel_ljb
      @daniel_ljb 3 місяці тому +87

      Then there’d be no driver to tip 🤣

    • @Dicaso9
      @Dicaso9 3 місяці тому +60

      @@daniel_ljb just tip the cashier

    • @Grumpy1174
      @Grumpy1174 3 місяці тому +38

      @@Dicaso9
      Fast food cashiers aren't allowed to take tips. It's BS

    • @Eighth-Eye
      @Eighth-Eye 3 місяці тому +6

      @@Grumpy1174 Really? I'm not from the U.S but when I worked at a fasted food place we were allowed to take tips. Now a tip that size would most likely be split between whoever is working at the time.

    • @Ninthalias1
      @Ninthalias1 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Grumpy1174 when I worked fast food they didn't tell me not to. So I took them. However, I was rarely tipped very much at all, and when I was, I often gave it to charity, soooo

  • @kasonweiden
    @kasonweiden 3 місяці тому +2155

    Now I can tell this is gonna be a dougdoug classic

  • @DingusTheArtist
    @DingusTheArtist 3 місяці тому +882

    I'm glad doug ate something this time, I thought they never would have had the balls to make the side character eat something for the main character's enjoyment!

  • @Cole_Is_A_Mole
    @Cole_Is_A_Mole 3 місяці тому +170

    12:25 DOUG DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE EVIL AND GOOD FACTIONS?
    HE ALSO DOESN'T HAVE ANY SECRET UNITS D:
    Doug needs to go to the medieval bridge map, where under the bridge, there is a door with the landfall logo on it. Staring at it like it's a secret unit will unlock the door, you will soon unlock the good faction and campaign.
    Doing the same on the man's spooky faction unlocks the evil faction!!!

    • @JollyPlayz
      @JollyPlayz 3 місяці тому +2

      can u tell me every secret unit and how to get them please :D

    • @janejanejanejanejanejanejane
      @janejanejanejanejanejanejane 2 місяці тому +8

      @@JollyPlayzI know I’m late but incase you still don’t know, I used the wiki page when I was unlocking all the units, they have a pretty detailed list with images and stuff, should be some videos for maps you get lost on

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 2 місяці тому +5

      Doug usually bans secret units because they are usually incredibly overpowered

    • @Jcakedafurry
      @Jcakedafurry 24 дні тому +2

      @@WhatIsTheHeatgood and evil aren’t secret units, they’re well balanced

  • @ArtiTheFool
    @ArtiTheFool 3 місяці тому +3279

    Doug the kinda person to say "Imma kick your... Erm... I mean my ass!" when fighting his evil clone.

    • @pineapplescuddleduck
      @pineapplescuddleduck 3 місяці тому +69

      This feels more like a squeex thing

    • @ShamesBond1984
      @ShamesBond1984 3 місяці тому +180

      But like during that stage when they’re still friends before Doug realizes he’s evil, he keeps saying stuff like “You have a strong grip, me!” And “You sure are smart, me!”

    • @emred4653
      @emred4653 3 місяці тому +18

      He wouldnt say that

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 3 місяці тому +92

      ​​@@emred4653you're right, dougdoug's evil clone would be his nice clone cuz doug is evil

    • @ThatGoober
      @ThatGoober 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @josephbogren444
    @josephbogren444 3 місяці тому +526

    This video is like 5% tabs gameplay and 95% doug ordering taco bell, going to the bank for $204 in cash, and doing push ups.

    • @l3ss7han7hr33you
      @l3ss7han7hr33you 3 місяці тому +17

      And 100% reason to remember the name.

    • @ironman85000
      @ironman85000 3 місяці тому +17

      This is why DougDoug makes the best videos, you think it's about one thing but actually there's like 8 different hidden storylines in every video

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 Місяць тому +2

      The fact this is the SECOND video I've seen of a streamer's chat asking to pitch in to tip a delivery driver is the most surreal.

  • @AliasEliahus
    @AliasEliahus 3 місяці тому +65

    I like to think the general says his catchphrase at the end of sentances even when not combat related "*exists bathroom*ugh that taco bell really did a number on me. Victory at all costs"

  • @MCisverygood
    @MCisverygood 3 місяці тому +2747

    VICTORY AT ALL COSTS

  • @Maxim_Moldovo
    @Maxim_Moldovo 3 місяці тому +2404

    "I think hobbits have only won one time ever." meanwhile AstralSpiff:

  • @not-german6054
    @not-german6054 3 місяці тому +389

    This delivery driver mustve had one HELL of a story to tell

    • @Hasd31
      @Hasd31 3 місяці тому +54

      这家伙刚刚给了我 200 美元小费。搞什么鬼?

    • @karoo5011
      @karoo5011 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@Hasd31probably drug money

    • @andrewnapolitano8565
      @andrewnapolitano8565 3 місяці тому

      @@Hasd31 The kind strangers in his livestream chat gave it to him to give to you.

  • @nedabjorner544
    @nedabjorner544 3 місяці тому +47

    30:59 and so, kratos threw himself off the cliff, for he knew death could be his only savior, or smth like that

  • @FireballN
    @FireballN 3 місяці тому +353

    Yknow, in a good tv show you can’t always have the same protagonist. That’s why I’m happy that in this episode Chair handed the reins to Twitch Chat for this episode, though I don’t know why the bald guy is still here, some comic relief or smth.

    • @danielwalker8133
      @danielwalker8133 3 місяці тому +28

      The chair did make a big appearance with that hobbit formation though, a nice moment for his character

  • @stephanie_jjb
    @stephanie_jjb 3 місяці тому +200

    "guns are better than unarmed children" that is a quote for the ages

  • @OfficialDiglettVr
    @OfficialDiglettVr 3 місяці тому +308

    As a veterinarian from the civil war I can confirm that this is an accurate battle simulation. VICTORY AT ALL COSTS

    • @theyugiohcardforger
      @theyugiohcardforger 3 місяці тому +14

      Did you take care of the union's horses? Auto correct fail ( :

    • @kirun13
      @kirun13 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@theyugiohcardforger I think that was a joke)
      And civil war is from another doug vid

  • @Philtopy
    @Philtopy 3 місяці тому +24

    Man I enjoy these edited Twitch streams so much more than the real thing. Its like a perfect fusion of everything funny plus extra sauce! *VICTORY AT ALL COSTS!!!*

    • @calebtapley4984
      @calebtapley4984 2 місяці тому +1

      @Philtopy I respect your opinion, but the hours of chaos is so much better

  • @Ihavenooriginalideas
    @Ihavenooriginalideas 3 місяці тому +179

    This is certainly one of my favorite videos from the channel. The general had some absolutely great lines. “We will not let any hobbits infiltrate our ranks” is so confusing without any context.
    And the ending. The hobbit just jumping of a cliff like Kratos in slow motion as the entirety of chat saluted him is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Please do more TABS.

  • @notatimetraveler6444
    @notatimetraveler6444 3 місяці тому +555

    “Please… NO HOBBITS”
    “Anything but hobbits!”
    “No hobbits! No hobbits!”
    General: “Hm, I’m seeing a lot of hobbits.
    That must mean they want hobbits.”

  • @238Hero238
    @238Hero238 3 місяці тому +139

    This was the best use of AI on a steam that I've seen so far! Basically just aggregating Twitch chat's chaos with its incredible data analysis ability.

  • @swipajae
    @swipajae 3 місяці тому +13

    bro this is my first Doug video and I’m in tears 😭😭

    • @sebastianpalma2865
      @sebastianpalma2865 3 місяці тому +3

      The dnd with chat is my favorite dougdoug video.

    • @RandomVs189
      @RandomVs189 3 місяці тому

      Same

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 Місяць тому +1

      It's honestly a great place to start. My first full episode was Pajama Sam, and a few collabs, but this one is equally as rewatchable.
      Welcome to the chaos, victory at all costs.

  • @lamppost101
    @lamppost101 3 місяці тому +622

    16:54 this is the best strategy i have ever heard of.

    • @Xheddar
      @Xheddar 3 місяці тому +1

      Time Traveler??

    • @Mamma1999
      @Mamma1999 3 місяці тому

      @@Xheddar ?

    • @praneelprasad5042
      @praneelprasad5042 3 місяці тому

      Taco time!

    • @lamppost101
      @lamppost101 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Mamma1999i posted this under 15 mins after the vid was uploaded so it was weird how I commented a timestamp from later ig

    • @tezzla6358
      @tezzla6358 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Xheddarhe skipped 50% of the video to be the first person to timestamp/comment about something funny

  • @JacktheSparrow973
    @JacktheSparrow973 3 місяці тому +171

    Doug commanded to so much AIs to have a catchphrase that now AIs will make up a catchphrase even if you don't ask them

  • @Kofhiliphus
    @Kofhiliphus 3 місяці тому +162

    Filthy acts at a reasonable price: 🚫
    Victory at all costs: ✅

  • @tecno-killer7702
    @tecno-killer7702 3 місяці тому +63

    Why isn't anyone talking about Meldys_ screaming "dream on" as the hobbit falls to his death?
    At 33:15

    • @themattster
      @themattster Місяць тому +3

      SING WITH ME, SING FOR THE YEAR

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 Місяць тому +2

      D R E A M O N

  • @F34RFACTORR
    @F34RFACTORR 3 місяці тому +285

    We need “Victory At All Costs” merch. I will not be taking no for an answer Doug

    • @maxtube1952
      @maxtube1952 3 місяці тому +22

      It has to be the in the style and font of the Taco Bell logo

    • @Froglad_714
      @Froglad_714 3 місяці тому +18

      He has to give us merch or drop and give us 50

    • @TheAmethystAurora
      @TheAmethystAurora 3 місяці тому +3

      He will have the drop and give us 50 pushups

    • @m4rcyonstation93
      @m4rcyonstation93 2 місяці тому +6

      Victory at All Costs Shirt at all costs

    • @Junkco
      @Junkco 2 місяці тому +3

      Merch at all costs

  • @codename_nons1141
    @codename_nons1141 3 місяці тому +7474

    i have polio

  • @Andrew19972
    @Andrew19972 3 місяці тому +230

    21:50 Twitch chat freaking out about the "empty" cup 😂

  • @ZoeyFish
    @ZoeyFish 2 місяці тому +6

    26:15 god i love the editing at this part. synching up the hobbit getting blasted, the end of storyteller, and adding the taco bell sound effect on top of it is incredible lol.

    • @zynstein
      @zynstein 2 місяці тому

      Guilty gear ost is so good, love that doug uses the xrd soundtrack for some of the vids

  • @Jonathan-rw8uw
    @Jonathan-rw8uw 3 місяці тому +123

    I love that doug gave chat 1 minute to add to the delivery driver's tip. It doesn't affect doug but it can be a godsend to the delivery driver. That's awesome.

    • @cosimariemer9243
      @cosimariemer9243 3 місяці тому +12

      Twitch actually takes a percentage of the bits donated, so Doug actually lost money on this. Making it even better!

    • @toast6375
      @toast6375 3 місяці тому

      @@cosimariemer9243twitch takes just about 50% (it sounds greedy, but even with that they still make a net loss)

  • @sebastianfontanez1081
    @sebastianfontanez1081 3 місяці тому +254

    18:51 Chat should've had the General say "Victory at all Sauce"

    • @Axel_the-Axelotl
      @Axel_the-Axelotl 2 місяці тому +2

      @@sebastianfontanez1081 IS THAT A CAPTAINSAUCE REFRENCE?

  • @TamarinGuy
    @TamarinGuy 3 місяці тому +150

    I find the fact that Doug had to race the Taco Bell to his house instead of just picking it up, on stream he said the ATM was Nextdoor to the tacobell

  • @SupaawsomeCooldude-xm9io
    @SupaawsomeCooldude-xm9io 3 місяці тому +7

    can we appreciate how sergeant took in all the information of chat and still was able to tell doug to do 20 pushups

  • @FreshFriendz
    @FreshFriendz 3 місяці тому +66

    I love everything that happens at 32:56
    It's so genuine and authentic. SO GOOD!

  • @MyPoken
    @MyPoken 3 місяці тому +69

    Dougdoug, gathering money for the delivery driver was so wholesome. I bet that was one happy driver, once he realized what happened.

    • @lememz
      @lememz 3 місяці тому +17

      he probably still thinks it's drug money to this day lol his story made it so much worse

  • @ElZhengeh_Une
    @ElZhengeh_Une 3 місяці тому +82

    Captainsauce would be proud of how many hobbits you sent out there to be obliterated

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 3 місяці тому +9

    The first chater was amazing he understood his part and played along beautifully

  • @hamtier
    @hamtier 3 місяці тому +43

    between the shuffler,the dougdoug challenge drinking edition and the DnD custom adventure dougdoug is just making classics upon classics this years. dougdoug is unstoppable

  • @Tbar14
    @Tbar14 3 місяці тому +153

    i cant believe i was in a DougDoug video. thanks Doug. screw you chat. 12:05

  • @Satellaview1889
    @Satellaview1889 3 місяці тому +44

    Gotta love how in the middle of this civil war everyone just stopped for a moment to make the organizer eat tacos and give a random person hundreds of dollars. Truly a "victory at all costs" moment.

  • @jennareynolds1403
    @jennareynolds1403 Місяць тому +1

    This is honestly the best use of AI in your streams; letting the AI summarize a fast moving chat is super cool and really lets everyone have a "voice" because it can read way more messages way faster. I would love to see something like the general come back, but trained to really highlight funny/interesting messages in addition to finding consensus.

  • @justinwilliams463
    @justinwilliams463 3 місяці тому +270

    The fact twitch chat is mentioned in the title but not Doug proves twitch chat is the main character, and you are the mike wazowski of the channel

    • @darknessdarkrai4549
      @darknessdarkrai4549 3 місяці тому +3

      that the twitch chat have the big in the make have some amount and the time
      mike wazowsky

    • @BalrogQuote
      @BalrogQuote 3 місяці тому +4

      Doug is mentioned in the title, though. The very first word, even.

    • @justinwilliams463
      @justinwilliams463 3 місяці тому +4

      @@BalrogQuotethat’s a letter not “Doug”

    • @BalrogQuote
      @BalrogQuote 3 місяці тому +4

      @@justinwilliams463 The pronoun is being used in place of the proper noun, `Doug`, there.

    • @justinwilliams463
      @justinwilliams463 3 місяці тому +5

      @@BalrogQuote how do you know that he isn’t talking about someone named “I” who was playing the game while he commentated it

  • @MxMothra
    @MxMothra 3 місяці тому +42

    So happy that Doug did a collab with the famous video “roach was bored.”
    Truly the best board ever

  • @everthirn5410
    @everthirn5410 3 місяці тому +88

    Ah yes the classic Taco Bell and 200$ tip to a mandarin uber eats driver gambit, that poor twitch chatter never knew what was about to hit him. Fly high roach 🕊️🕊️

    • @auden4531
      @auden4531 3 місяці тому +1

      Your pfp of a cat looks a lot like my tuxedo cat Felix but the eyes have the friendly positive energy of my late tuxedo cat Polo 😻🐈‍⬛

  • @RollMeAFat1
    @RollMeAFat1 3 місяці тому +150

    0:01 was that WougWoug?

    • @gvr2774
      @gvr2774 3 місяці тому +3

      its DougDougDoug

    • @tad2039
      @tad2039 2 місяці тому

      don’t listen to ​​⁠@@gvr2774, it’s WougWoug trust

  • @mattk750
    @mattk750 3 місяці тому +43

    20:23 NO WAY HE WENT BACK TO THE MICROSOFT AIRCRAFT SIMULATOR RELEASE NOTES! I love this man

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 3 місяці тому +60

    20:30 "My friend makes alot of money and told me to give $200 to the delivery driver, is it okay if I give you this $200?" Oh yeah, sure thing Doug, that doesn't sound like you're giving him drug money at all when it's that vague and suspiciously worded! lmao

  • @c02c02
    @c02c02 3 місяці тому +76

    once again Mckl is a genius editor, the signs were killing me lmao

  • @spaghetnoodle7706
    @spaghetnoodle7706 3 місяці тому +14

    32:56 had me cry laughing at work, my sense of humor is so cooked lol

  • @inferno3345
    @inferno3345 3 місяці тому +79

    WE ARE APPROACHING DOUGDOUG MOMENTUM NOT EVEN SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE

  • @MrRobot-xs5jf
    @MrRobot-xs5jf 3 місяці тому +39

    TABS turning into a Mukbang was NOT what I was expecting from this video

  • @tarcat
    @tarcat 3 місяці тому +78

    Doug: we dont have paladins.
    The good and evil factions: Are we a joke to you? WE ARE RIGHT HERE UNLOCK US ALREADY!

    • @Cubicwar
      @Cubicwar 3 місяці тому +9

      That was exactly what I thought. But since it’s been some time since I last played TABS I just assumed it didn’t actually exist and it was all in my mind

    • @qibbs8934
      @qibbs8934 3 місяці тому +5

      its actually better not to include them since those units are very op

    • @tarcat
      @tarcat 3 місяці тому +5

      To be specific the Void monarch and the chronomancer. And two other units like the arbiter or the tempest lich.

    • @Tbar14
      @Tbar14 3 місяці тому +2

      I was thinking of Astolfo from Fate

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 3 місяці тому +2

      @@qibbs8934eh, only their respective bosses are OP. Paladins are particularly weak (tho twitch would inevitably spam those bosses the same way they spam reapers so it’s probably for the best)

  • @five_bits9377
    @five_bits9377 3 місяці тому +4

    I haven’t watched a Doug Doug video in forever cause I had seen them I all, I come back and this video reminds me exactly what I’ve been missing

  • @playlikepig0550
    @playlikepig0550 3 місяці тому +58

    Can't believe they cut out the 20 minutes of Roach talking to chat while Doug was going to an ATM. (A lot of it was Roach advertising his youtube channel. 10/10, would have watched the rest of the stream with only Roach.)

  • @Commentingstick
    @Commentingstick 3 місяці тому +43

    32:28 this hobbit is such a hero

    • @Commentingstick
      @Commentingstick 3 місяці тому +5

      His death will never be forgotten

    • @Commentingstick
      @Commentingstick 3 місяці тому +4

      "a few steps for a hobbit, a giant leap for tabskind"

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming 3 місяці тому +49

    ParkzerParkzer and The Chat are the best main characters in dougdoug's cinematic reality

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 2 місяці тому +1

    From the ordering of Taco Bell, the aggressive, catchphrase-spamming seargant AI, to the final hobbit falling off the pillar in slow motion, this is one of the most chaotically hilarious videos I've seen in quite a while. Keep up the excellent work, Doug!

  • @helpmii215
    @helpmii215 3 місяці тому +56

    As the great general and Roman emperor Augustus Caesar once said “I came, I came, I came”

    • @koolkid4825
      @koolkid4825 3 місяці тому +3

      no way it’s the real augustus caesar!

  • @Amerikiwi332
    @Amerikiwi332 3 місяці тому +30

    the green screen baja blast at 21:45

    • @sparrowcf
      @sparrowcf 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Amerikiwi332 I saw this comment at exactly 21:45

    • @Amerikiwi332
      @Amerikiwi332 3 місяці тому +1

      @@sparrowcf nice

    • @Mooseman11
      @Mooseman11 3 місяці тому

      @@sparrowcf same

    • @ejcreeper7282
      @ejcreeper7282 3 місяці тому +2

      @@sparrowcf UA-cam shows comments relating to where you are In the video automatically on mobile so that might be why

  • @vicvik5305
    @vicvik5305 3 місяці тому +36

    Ah yes, I remember this stream. The general did not listen to my strategy of putting everyone in the city

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 3 місяці тому +11

      This was one of the only streams I've been to live! I was so mad when people kept trying to only have hobbits, especially on a limited budget. They die instantly. You need QUALITY, not QUANTITY.

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 2 місяці тому +3

    Only in DougDoug land can a general give a field marshal orders.

  • @RockPaperBear
    @RockPaperBear 3 місяці тому +38

    “5_racoons are you alive?”
    “unfortanately”
    😂

  • @BalduinH3D
    @BalduinH3D 3 місяці тому +10

    Man i love dougdoug, i zoned out for a couple of minutes on my phone and when i looked back at my tv i saw an AI general talking about baja blasts and crunchwraps

  • @L1kavDGM
    @L1kavDGM 3 місяці тому +66

    A new Doug Doug video has come and so have I

    • @perpeder4370
      @perpeder4370 3 місяці тому +2

      @@L1kavDGM 🤨

    • @XY5T1A
      @XY5T1A 3 місяці тому +10

      You’re so real for this

    • @DankApes
      @DankApes 3 місяці тому +5

      Twin

    • @day7163
      @day7163 3 місяці тому

      Uhmmm ackshually you did not come out as you didn't reveal what it is specifically you were coming out for.

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 3 місяці тому

      Please keep that to yourself.

  • @Revanaught
    @Revanaught 3 місяці тому +5

    I cannot imagine paying $30 for taco bell
    Props for the $200 tip for the delivery guy, though

  • @Iskolya.
    @Iskolya. 3 місяці тому +25

    26:15
    "We. Will. Never. Lose"
    Meanwhile chat: loses

    • @CaptSpaceboyfriend
      @CaptSpaceboyfriend 3 місяці тому +5

      Victory at all cost.

    • @Iskolya.
      @Iskolya. 3 місяці тому +2

      @@CaptSpaceboyfriend Is that a Capt. Space Boyfriend from psychological horror game "Omori"?!

    • @CaptSpaceboyfriend
      @CaptSpaceboyfriend 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Iskolya. Omori fan spotted. Close.

    • @Iskolya.
      @Iskolya. 3 місяці тому +2

      @@CaptSpaceboyfriend Your eyes

  • @playstation.e7703
    @playstation.e7703 3 місяці тому +98

    0:01 i yearn a crunch wrap supreme with baha blast

    • @carlitosortiz6621
      @carlitosortiz6621 3 місяці тому +1

      Do you perhaps care for a Costco pizza meal?

    • @adamsfabuloustime5561
      @adamsfabuloustime5561 3 місяці тому

      @@playstation.e7703 sigma

    • @playstation.e7703
      @playstation.e7703 3 місяці тому +2

      @@carlitosortiz6621no
      It has to be chicken bake

    • @tatersalad76
      @tatersalad76 3 місяці тому +2

      Weirdly enough that was what I ordered at Taco Bell today. It was quite nice

    • @Asher-y8l
      @Asher-y8l 3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for the timestamp

  • @brotherbruno1783
    @brotherbruno1783 3 місяці тому +15

    The General's orders at 26:50 legit made me cry laughing. Well done good sir

  • @lord_flashheart
    @lord_flashheart 2 місяці тому +8

    19:35 Digital tip is no tip.
    Tip is a tax-free bonus for the delivery guy, digital tip is just more money for the company.

  • @connex3341
    @connex3341 3 місяці тому +32

    I would have never believed you if you told me that this stream would be a main channel video

  • @Galendy
    @Galendy 3 місяці тому +12

    32:05 Bro started sounding by like Markiplier when he started talking about Meldys’ mom

  • @gandalfwhite306
    @gandalfwhite306 3 місяці тому +11

    "I think its happened one time ever"
    Astrilspiff's only hobbit challenge would disagree

  • @Gorvette1-hi4co
    @Gorvette1-hi4co 3 місяці тому +3

    I love how Doug got Philip Seymour Hoffman to come back from the grave to voice the general

  • @finncole2586
    @finncole2586 3 місяці тому +19

    “We don’t have paladins” I’m in pain. I’m in so much pain.

    • @random547gu9
      @random547gu9 3 місяці тому +4

      @@finncole2586 sad that no one here actually played tabs before and he didn’t go in legacy faction or good and evil factiob

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat 3 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@random547gu9I'm pretty sure he doesn't want them, because the unlockable units sorta break the game.

    • @lion_brine_ninja6407
      @lion_brine_ninja6407 3 місяці тому +2

      @@TheYeetedMeat cheerleaders

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 3 місяці тому

      @@lion_brine_ninja6407true, hwacha with cheerleaders is insane

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 3 місяці тому

      @@TheYeetedMeathe didn't even have them unlocked, and didn't know what Super Boxer is lol

  • @AiriMagePRISM
    @AiriMagePRISM 3 місяці тому +20

    That Taco Bell delivery person was definitely so happy to get their $100+ tip… probably.

  • @testchannel8151
    @testchannel8151 3 місяці тому +17

    DougDoug and his editors casually playing The Cybergrind from ULTRAKILL just 0:42 seconds in

  • @Octo-Genius
    @Octo-Genius 3 місяці тому +4

    love the editing on this one. the signs popping up again and again was super good

  • @justsmiletheking
    @justsmiletheking 3 місяці тому +8

    Doug's Doordash delivery person must have been scared to see a crazy bald man give him ball pit money.

  • @Explosive_octo
    @Explosive_octo 3 місяці тому +16

    What i understand is that the morale of Twitch chat is incredibly low and can only be fixed by tacos and gifting exactly fifty subs at random intervals

  • @fyra_cat2119
    @fyra_cat2119 3 місяці тому +13

    If i was picked, id put a whole army of hobbits, with a gentlemen's agreement with the chat for them to also have an army of hobbits

  • @Haqueleruil
    @Haqueleruil Місяць тому +8

    1:17 NO ITS MARIO TIME