The Acolyte Episode 3 Is Hot GARBAGE - Spoilers!
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2024
- The Acolyte Episode 3 is absolutely terrible. It's one of the worst episodes of Star Wars since The Holiday Special. I don't hold back on my hate for this terribly written, terribly executed episode of The Acolyte.
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Spice are drugs in the Star Wars Universe
Lesbian Witches give drug laced ice cream to children in Disney’s Star Wars lmao
It makes sense now that when Kathleen Kennedy read the initial script, she told Leslye not to worry about it being aligned to Star Wars, she wanted it to be "her" story.
Well, seems like we got "A Day in a Life of Leslye - The Harvey Years" - Witchcraft, indoctrinating kids, feeding kids "spice", hiding kids from the authorities, and of course, lesbians.
no. spice is a drug in the Dune universe. Nice try to fearmonger.
@@BizznessBox Some spice in star-wars is drugs and some is not drugs so you are both right
Anyone still watching this show will need some recreational drugs
lol !!!!
I keep hearing critics say that this killed Star Wars, but I think Star Wars died in 2017, Disney just dug up a corpse and started kicking it. I have zero interest in Disney Star Wars at this point and won't be watching but it's fun to hear the reviews.
I bet there's an inside running joke by those showrunners that they now call it Shart Wars as they seem intent on just shitting all over it.
It didn't die in 2017, it died in 1999. The prequels are awful, and completely tarnished the legacy of the original trilogy. You must have been a little kid when they came out, and are letting Nostalgia blind you.
@@Dartanyoogles I'm actually not a big prequel guy little buddy but a least those movies had a plan and told a story.
@@BishopWalters12 I mean, yeah, they told a story in the worst way possible, with the worst script and acting possible. Points for minimal efforts I guess.
Star Wars is stronger than ever. This show is for the female fans to help expand its reach beyond the male fanbase. Critics give it 91% fresh 🍅 so they can't all be wrong. Let's see what the viewership is as fans wait to binge it.
It's like they're doing it on purpose
They've been "doing it on purpose" ever since they acquired the IP
I've come to believe they are. There's no other explanation.
It is a part of cultural destruction. They are.
if you mean easily triggered woke people are triggering people who claim to be based, you're right.
It’s an agenda, of course it’s deliberate.
Disney has run this ip into the ground. The jedi never forced their training onto people. They are going out of their way to make the jedi seem like evil ass hats. What a shit show
he even said "with the parents permission". it's misdirection in a murder mystery. the Jedi aren't made out to be evil, it's supposed to be from a different perspective that is wrong. some of the witches attacked the Jedi. they just haven't shown it yet.
We’ll see I guess
It’s the Leslie headland interviews that gave us a bad impression
She went out of her way to say that “based on watching the prequels” the franchise isn’t “solely George’s”
I know George had a strong crew but it’s HIS story and HIS vision: not just the prequels but the OT too. Even if he received criticism it’s still ultimately HIS creation
Anyway I’m sick of this bs movement to discredit him that’s been going on for quite some time and even if I’m mistaken, it sounded like Headland was trying to bank on that. With that in mind she came off like she was giving herself an excuse to not bother to stay true to the source material
@@KRobinson-ko1ne1. that's bs. Lucas himself ruined his own franchise to many ppl. Same thing with Indiana Jones. Watch that south park episode if you wanna know how bad it got. Star wars was dead until 2015. And it's not a movement to discredit him, George Lucas needed help with star wars. That's why he hired Dave filoni to do clone wars. That's why most ppl say that the og trilogy wouldn't even have worked if it wasn't for Lucas ex wife's editing. Just because you feel nostalgic for the prequels, doesn't mean they weren't massive disappointments and it ruined the franchise for most ppl back then. But hey, you grew up with them so you have nostalgia. But most ppl wanted this franchise out of George's hands by attack of the clones. That's why ppl celebrated when Disney bought it.
2. Nothing in this show contradicts anything George established. He established the Jedi as an overly cocky order who would strong arm entire nations into becoming part of the Republic. That's why the whole war started. The trade federation wanted to negotiate taxes and the chancellor sent Jedi to force an agreement. And what we see here is the same thing. The Jedi are using the power they've given by the Republic to find new Jedi and if the person says yes, the Jedi have the power to take them. That makes sense because other force users could be using the darkside. But what we are now finding out is that the darkside is just a perspective. The witch were using the darkside to create life. The same thing happened with Anakin. I think most of you fanboys are getting in your own way of enjoying the Disney star wars series.
This whole bullshit about Star Wars being “saved in the edit” has been disproven
Anyway the Jedi didn’t lose their way cus their approach to the force was wrong but because they were involved in full scale war and ended up leaving so much power in the hands of one person
@@mania4270 The sad thing is that everything you said was the truth, but everyone wants to live in an echo chamber that screams the prequels were awesome, and that Star Wars didn't suck until Disney bought it.
I bet Leslie Headland is shocked by the reception, thinking this episode is a powerful mind-blowing work of art
All Leslie headland can is write trash 🗑 😮and then try to blame everyone else for her dumpster garbage. Remember Harvey Weinstein is not around to bail her out 😂
work of fart
As a matter of fact she raved about it so let's see. Can't be worse than Ashoka.
Lesbian Headlamp
to much drug use
This show is making me appreciate Rebel Moon
OOF 😂😂😂
Rebel Moon is still just as terrible. Maybe not as insulting but just as bad. And clearly Disney passed on Zack because they were going in a totally different direction of crazy...lol.
nothing will ever be worse than slo motion grain harvesting
I fully agree. Not that Rebel Moon was an incredible good film 😆. But comparing RM to this, I really must say: Oh boy would I love Star Wars to proceed with the tone of RM. like...actual "Star"-"Wars"...dark, violent and a bit more complex. Not this infantile horse sh**t.
Nah both are horseshit
Well, spice has been a long established part of Star Wars lore... which essentially means that they're giving their daughters ice cream infused with n*rcotics.
But the book Dune was written in the sixties a decade before Star Wars...
Hmm... it's almost like Star Wars was heavily influenced by Dune and the term "spice" was used to describe certain substances well before that.
When that lady started yelping like a hyena I spit my coffee across the room.
I thought it was a bird in a nearby tree at first.
@@AdamDoesMoviesthat was not a hyena noise… it’s sad how sheltered Americans are too othrr cultures that was a Native American chant sound or Arabic depending on where they got the inspiration.
Please for the love of god stop thinking the world iS AMERICA only
Anakin was never a prodigal son. Anakin was the prophecies child prodigal son means that someone basically leaves Home to wild out then returns home looking forgiveness
@@AdamDoesMovies 😂😂
@@MissyHasMunchies don’t be obtuse.. Jedi are designed off samurai influences .. so many things from stars wars is from other cultures .. so if you aren’t culture aware then …
The chanting scene was laughable. This show is nothing but a reflection of Leslye Headland's life as a lesbian.
And as Harvey's assistant....
yaaz yaaz
Yep but this is what they call representation these days
@@tommymarco9893😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Since when were consumers to blame if a product is bad? I always thought that companies gave products that the consumer wants and if a product was bad then the company was to blame. "Buy our product! What, you don't like it? Too bad! It's your fault it sucks, not ours!".
Or maybe the product isn't bad but consumers taste have changed? Star Wars is kinda an old franchise now so it's a little meh. But that doesn't mean it's bad but consumer expectations are a lot higher than back in 1977 when the first Star Wars came out.
If the force gets women pregnant, then the force is definitely male.
They used Force Jazz Hands
John Campea is live at this moment and I could only take him for about 2 minutes. Of course, he's attacking the fans and blaming racism or sexism if they criticize the narrative in the show. He's such a Disney kiss a$$. I guess Kathleen Kennedy is blackmailing John and has pictures or something.
Campea sucks ass. He loves the Venom movies. Nuff said.
John bashed ashoka after like episode 2, I though his disney shilling was over...
Campea sucks ass. He loves the Venom movies. Nuff said.
Campea sucks ass. He loves the Venom movies. Nuff said.
Campea sucks. He loves the Venom movies. Nuff said.
I can’t wait for Disney to blame the fans again for this failure. The people at Disney have amazing job security …. Unless you’re Gina Carano.
They did that before the show even came out.
What could’ve been:
✅ Sith perspective story.
✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side.
✅ Well-written Sith protagonists part of a two-man organization in a thousand-year conspiracy to insert the Galactic status-quo .
✅ New Star Wars timeline.
Reality:
❌ The Acolyte…. “The power of one, the power of two. The power of many.”
@@ThespianPrince13There is no what could have been. This never should have been made, and didn't need to be made. Star Wars only ever needed to be a trilogy, and that's it. Everything that has come after Return of the Jedi has been trash that has been milking the IP for every single cent. Star Wars is the worst franchise ever made.
Well if Gina didn't do the holocaust then she would still have a job 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@@Dartanyoogles Acolyte didn’t need to be made, I agree. Andor is the only good thing to have come out of this mess. And legends books.
Everything else has been placed in the hands of incompetent writers.
Uh, but Spice in Star Wars is a highly addictive drug, isn't it? So Spice Cream would be similar to a Cracksicle?
I made my daughter with the magic stick, like nature intended.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Either sing or talk, pick a lane!” 😂
F**K Episode 3, wtf was that trash?!?! I thought Obi-Wan Series was bad, which it is, but this is worse. The only line that was good was what if the Jedi found out how the twins were created. I'm sure they'll f**k that up too, but who knows, maybe they'll surprise us, lol 😂
it's based. think about it more.
It’s not about making a great show it’s about the message it poisons everything it touches
"The Force went out for Spicecream and never came back." Ffs, Adam. I laughed so hard at that!
lol !!!
I died at "one woman was yelping a bird call" hahahahahaha
Wait. I thought Spice was a kind of drug in Star Wars. Did I miss something?
The girls are microdosing from a young age. Based on the ceremony, the witches look high as kites on spice, so...
It is! And you didn’t miss it, the writers did because they have no idea about Star Wars.
I can't believe they made a star wars show with a lead character named after factory regulations....
😂 if you don’t like, it’s gotta be bad
Yeah he’s a shill
Thank you Adam for watching this for me, I gave up on Disney Star Wars after Rise of Skywalker.....I have no regrets 😅
I can't even get mad anymore and I will no longer support Disney Star Wars anyway. They just don't care and I guess they get off on trolling fans. They can knock themselves out, they are only hurting their own brand and will lose money in the long term. I hope the day comes when Disney sells Star Wars, but I'm just done for now. Another example of them not caring is that Kathleen Kennedy still has that job, she has pissed on every iconic male character, Luke, Han, Indy, Willow, Obi-Wan and so on. She's a very bitter and angry old woman.
These witch creaturees are more related to smails than humans: "Hermaphroditic animals-mostly invertebrates such as worms, bryozoans (moss animals), trematodes (flukes), snails, slugs, and barnacles."
“The force hit it and quit it“ is one of my favorite lines ever! I laughed so hard!
Geezuz Adam you absolutely smoked it outta the park. This is a home run of epic distance. When you began proclaiming "these are the mysteries of faith" I almost died. That's a blast from my past too. That's some funny shit. Well done.
So…if the Jedi didn’t think there was any people on the planet…why are they even there?!?
Because they were lying…
You know what scares me the most? Disney's probably gonna insinuate that this witch was the one who taught Darth plagueis how to create life!!!
Now that is some scary thought...
I wanted to downvote your comment, but I didn't, as I realized that I didn't hate the comment, so much as the idea and the likelihood that they do exactly that.
@@carterslade8771 That's precisely why i said: it's a scary thought!
Any asinine thing is possible with Disney Star Wars!
Actually that sounds like a cool idea…I was thinking Plagueis taught her how to create life but it could be the other way around
@@vietnamd0820 Nah man. Plagueis is such a unique character. This kinda BS diminishes his uniqueness! Really hope not.
disney proves that even in a galaxy far far away black children still don't have fathers =(
Oh shit😂😂😂
hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!
Interesting observation!!!
racist joke that's not funny and has been copied and pasted 7 million times
@@emhu2594It's been repeated because it's overwhelmingly statistically correct
Adam’s usually very amicable even when he doesn’t like a show or movie that others really tear into. That really does speak to how atrocious this show and this episode in particular must be.
Agreed!
This is SWINO. "Star Wars In Name Only". Horrible!
THE POWA OF MENNNY!🎵
It was as cringe as “the sea is always right 🌊 “
yaaz yaaz
the powa of vote harvesting
If you go back and listen to Qui-Gon's Midi-chlorians-description to kid Anakin and other references to his conception, it is suggested that it was the Midi-chlorians themselves that were responsible for Anakin's conception. At least _THAT_ had a "science fiction" rationalization that perhaps the other half of Anakin's DNA was supplied by the Midi-chlorians. This, in turn, is why he was so strong with the Force. Regardless, I agree with you. This abomination of a show destroys the established thread and lore cheapening the Chosen One's role in the lore. It's a shame and I've cancelled both my Disney sub and sold my tickets to next year's Star Wars Celebration convention in Japan next year. I've seen enough and my disappointment is turning to rage...time to peace out.
What could’ve been:
✅ Sith perspective story.
✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side.
✅ Well-written Sith protagonists part of a two-man organization in a thousand-year conspiracy to insert the Galactic status-quo .
✅ New Star Wars timeline.
Reality:
❌ The Acolyte…. “The power of one, the power of two. The power of many.”
Nailed it, Adam. Lol i said, immediately, that the writers were proud of "Spice Cream."
The Lumière Brothers would have smashed their invention of the motion picture camera had they know it would have come to this.
I can't even get myself to watch it, man. The will to do. It is just not within me
I’m sorry… **blinking meme** they’re giving the kids drug-laced ice cream?!
What in the space witch mid Sommer cringe was this 😂
I like how a mountain can burn down from one lantern 🔥
reminds me of those 70s cop movies where the car explodes soon as the paint's scratched.
for so much money the show sure looks cheap. Guess they spent it all on identity workshops and wellness seminars.
The best part about the B&B candle burning the entire mountain down is, you know, that it's not possible because stone walls and metal door aren't flammable.
hehehehehe
Looks like they got to push black people in all Hollywood roles, the importance of their hair, lesbians, and their clothing, which is far more important than any plot or cohesive story
Man, I can't wait for the lesbian space witch cult Lego set.
yaaz yaaz
Person, woman, man, camera, TV. LMAO😂🤣
This show felt like a live play with all the witch bodies lying on the floor instead of an actual show or movie like $180 million wasn't enough to edit this show together properly.. they had a castle and stone burn down in seconds.
"Mae/Osha, i am your mother" moment is coming
This episode was the dirt on the Star Wars coffin.
Star Wars been dead and buried. You neck beards were just too pathetic to realize it.
Disney Star Wars makes the Holiday Special look like a masterpiece
The biggest mistake George Lucas ever made was selling Lucasfilm to Disney. He should have kept it as only he understands the fairytale he created and the stories that should be told.
It's funny how this entire coven is going up in flames in seconds when in every shot it looks like everything is made out of stone and metal.
I used to confuse the two things, so I feel like it’s my responsibility to clear the confusion:
Prodigal son - Someone who returns home from travelling, especially having repented of former extravagant behaviour.
Prodigy - A person with exceptional talents or powers
You’d think Disney would have a brand manager or something. Someone whose job is to ask “this breaks canon…where does the series go after this and is this worth it?”
You can't supervise your DEI hires.. That's racist and homophobic.. If they are minorities, they have greelight to destroy
How does it break canon?
@@vietnamd0820 Anakin is not the chosen/special one anymore? Creating life is not flirting with the dark side anymore? Witches are good? Jedis are not honourable warrior monks but sick oppressive cops in power trips?
I feel the comment above sums up my concern. Though if we say that the children being created by the force doesn’t break canon. The fact it’s happening and the Jedi don’t know, makes them look worse. They can be flawed, as the sequels shows, but if they only show the flaws then the is no reason to route for them anymore.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movies at least had cool music soundtracks and some semi-well written villains. If you want truly slice of life boring, then anything animated for kids in the last 20 years is absolutely mediocre at best. The one example of animated boring crap for kids is 3D Garfield.
I'm calling for a global boycott of all disney parks and merchandise until they willing surrender the rights to starwars
The best Dad Joke is that the Twins don’t have one 🥁 Witches + The Force + Scissoring= Twins
Also how does a hideout burn down when it's all dirt and rocks?
The force push thing reminds me of poor Keanu Reeves in the 4th Matrix movie, since this was his only move. And that was absolutely bad and sad for the badass character he used to portray.
I respectfully disagree, this was worse than the Special.
- 2 black kids in space
- no father
- what does Disney mean by this?
Love your content Adam. Are you still uploading to Spotify or Google Podcast?
The 1978 STAR WARS Holiday Special was good. It was made for children. Compare it to today's Agenda. It was the ONLY bit of STAR WARS the world got from 1977-1980.
It's not just an insult to the Star wars franchise, it's an insult to all of cinema.
$180 million dollars!? Seriously? Thats like 3 movies worth...
Hmm, well I guess I'll be the contrarian here. While I was on the fence for the first two episodes, this gave me the context I needed to get on board. It painted the Jedi in a not so perfect light, which hasn't been done since the prequels, and it explained Mae's revenge tour, because she's basically just a little monster. Were there a couple stupid moments? Oh definitely. But they were minor enough for me to overlook them. That being said, I'm still apprehensive going forward, because these shows have a bad track record on sticking the landing. Also, you did mix them up. Osha never wanted to be a witch to begin with. It was Mae that was all about it
Keep the story, fine. This episode takes risks... I get it. But like... make it interesting. Write good dialog. Hire actors who... can act.
Please don’t rub spice cream on your lightsaber
I'd rather watch toilet water shimmer in the moonlight entering at midnight through my bathroom window than watch one second of The Acolyte. Is that succinct enough for you My Dude? Leslie Headroom can kiss my tush!
Yes you were mixing them up. Mae was the one wanting to stay for the entire episode, Osha's the one who wanted to leave.
That was better than the show!! The whole anakin no father & no one saving his mother from slavery. How was that ok?
Chromozone X
What I find most disturbing is that people are still watching star wars... as for me, I just like seeing reviews of new Star Wars products. It's kind of like when I went to the theatre to see "The Blair Witch Project" just to see all the shocked disappointment on everyone's faces. It was the funniest comedy show I had seen in quite some time.
I kind of love that you cared so little about the show to not worry about getting names & characters mixed up. 😅
Also, the chants are bad, as is Mae & Osha' weird chant because it ends with Mae saying, "I give you you..." followed by Osha saying, "...and you give me me." Which is just Mae giving Osha herself twice? 😂
The defenders will say that there IS a misdirect and unfortunately, nothing in the narrative except the apparent gross incompetence suggests this. The narrative perspective is 3rd person omnipotent because there is not fade-in or fade out to Osha, for example, suggesting an unreliable narrator. If they just held back how the fire spread and witches died, it's a little like Glass Onion's narrative dishonesty because RJ can only direct to previous audience expectation.
Mother Superior or whatever seems to be portrayed as noble, however, the first thing she did when the Jedi showed up is mentally attack Trinity's padawan- to which Trinity didn't even have a response, which one would think is wild. Also, Torbin apparently kills himself in grief over... what, exactly? I mean, it really has to be that Indarra, Torbin & wookiee Jedi slaughtered the witches and spread the fire, as nothing else makes a lick of sense.
I'd say they couldn't possibly ruin Sol's character by having him be a part of that, but that would be giving the creators toomuch credit. What hot garbage.
The witch who made the noise of a cat caught on the dryer reminds of that one Chuck Berry and John Lennon song of Johnny B Good where Yoko Ono made "the noise."
"I am going to hold of off and give this a chance." Famous...last...words...
The other thing I haven't seen anyone touch on is, obviously luke was too old to start training, as was anaking. Are we saying these girls are years younger than anakin. And this is the appropriate age for training???? Yoda was just like, yup, let em in
Yeah you mixed that up. Mae was the one down for the acension ceremony bs. Osha was the one who didn’t want to.
You'd think that the twins having no father and using the force to conjure up kids would be something you'd want to hide from the Jedi.
They aimed it at children
because
THEY ARE AFTER
YOUR CHILDREN.
Who are “they” and what do they plan to do with children?
...I dont know, I kinda liked it so far, but after watching the internet having a go at it, I realize I actually dont like it (Am I that weak 🙄)
Starting with the first episode its just very offending to watch. Thr way they led a Jedi Master die. But the worst in the way they treat the audience with the storytelling. This feels like a telenovela at best. And even though I watched the first 3 episodes I have no idea WTH is going on.
We have a Sith padawan that wants to kill 4 Jedis for revenge even though she was the person starting the fire that killed her whole witch clan and endangered her sister.
We have a Jedi master that voluntarily commits suicide because he feels guilty.
And the worst part, we have a flashback that usually reveals what really happens but this one seems to intentionally only show very selected parts of what really happened. And like you said that Oisha was so willing to go with people she doesnt know anything about and that she barly knows, doesn't make any sense.
That really reminds me of the Netflix show Who killed Sara where they revealed more parts of a flashback esch season and at the end it got more and more ridiculous, with a surprise appearance of Jean Reno.
I can't wait for more complete flashback number 2 and 3 of the Acolyte. BTW awesome episode, Adam. I laughed a lot.
Have to correct one thing: Osha or whatever her name is didn't get the test right, she failed and Sol tricked her into admitting she was lying. What's interesting and dumb at the same time, why does he do it only with one of the twins? Has he no intention of saving them both? 🤦🏻♂️
The more serious problem is, how is it that Osha, who knows nothing of the universe because they've been in hiding from everyone, all of a sudden says she wants to be a Jedi?! What the... she couldn't possibly know what a Jedi is or what it means to be one!!!
And I won't even discuss the idiocy of a Jedi HANDING OVER HIS LIGHTSABER to a child in a tense situation where you just entered a place where the other 50 or 60 adults in there view you as an enemy. What about the emotional attachment that Sol tries to establish with Osha when Jedi, even more Padawans are supposed to break away of to prevent falling to the darkside?
Hey what about adressing how these Jedi are trying to recruit children that are over the age for training? Sol himself says he was taken away at the age of FOUR.
Again this show is trying to take away significance and uniqueness from Anakin... it's right there for everyone to see...
Agreed
I think I’ll be skipping the rest of the episodes of Mary Kate & Ashley’s Super Duper Jedi Adventure.
Yeah, the *crapolyte* is really really bad. These idiots are all SO convinced that they are right about absolutely everything, that they can't accept that the vast majority of star wars fans hate it.
Actually it is the other way around, Mae is the one who is all in, Osha is the one who doesn't want to do that and who can blame her. Being groom into this cult of witches. No thank you
How tall are you Adam 6’4?
6’3 and some change
I think the idea of the Jedi killing the witches is not far-fetched. Many critics have noted the ‘not burned bodies’ laying around. This would explain why the floating Jedi took the poison, he feels guilt for what he did. It could be that these Jedi are grey Jedi who see a problem with the witches that will effect the balance of the force in the future, therefore they need to be eliminated. Or they are actually Sith, disguised as Jedi who see the witches as a threat to them. I know that may seem to be ridiculous but in this new bizarro Star Wars universe, anything could be possible.
How do you explain the enire place quickly catchung on fire, when they are surrounded by rocks and mettalic door?
Also isnt spice a drug in starwars? Why are they making icecream with it?
Also why are the writers making such a mediocre story when they are paid a lot of money compared to other writers. Like these writers are one of the highest paid in the industry.
Does the story reflect that?
I don't care how many gay space witches you've got, they need at least one testicle in the mix to create life. Anakin is the only true chosen one (created by the force) in the Star Wars universe, not black twins girls, that have two mothers, and one of them is white with horns on her head, but the twin girls aren't white and don't have horns? None of this makes any sense. 😆
Being created by the force is only part of the prophecy …the most important part is bringing balance to the force…Anakin does that by killing Sidious
This guys reminds me of Ryan Reynolds. Great intro, subbed.
Acodyke really introducing me to awesome new channels !
Agreed, the humour is great!
George Lucas should have sold out to Disney not sell It to Disney If we had his vision with the Disney budget we would not have this damn problem
At least we are provided with endless funny UA-cam reviews.
Agreed
Spice Cream? It should only be sold by K2D2.
No, no. The Acolyte is a GOOD thing. Its PROOF that Disney Star Wars is non-canon fanfiction garbage. We should be happy and grateful for that.
This feels like bottom of level criticism. Complaining that force users are using the force a Star Wars project? This is where we are at with media criticism?
Tom Holland's Spider-Man movies made me love Andrew's. 95% of Star Wars after Disney bought it, made me love the prequels, Furiosa made me love Beyond the Thunderdome and I can go on all day. These shows and movies just keep getting worse.
The whole twins ascension ritual made me think I was watching Starspiria.
I lost it when you Tia and Tamera…. Then you paused later on and said “…. For a four year old” lmfao you did not hold back and it was way more entertaining than the actual episode
I'm gonna use the Witch chant to help me alleviate my bowels
This episode had some trash tier writing. The power of one singing was the most cringe thing I've ever seen in Star Wars including the Christmas special
Star Wars is dead. Disney is beating that horse to a bloody, mushy pulp
We suffer with you brother. I promised myself not to watch it, but the hilarious critics compelled me to see what the debacle was all about. Saw episode 3. Good grief😆
5:57 as an ex-catholic I picked up on the incantations pretty quickly too
6:54 if the children were created via force, that implies the force is male and sperm-producing…
9:15 so it’s the powerpuff girls but in spaaaaaaace
Only good thing about hot garbage coming out is your spoiler reviews. They’re a million times more entertaining than the actual show/movie!