The Acolyte Is Unwatchable

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  • @adrenjones9301
    @adrenjones9301 5 місяців тому +764

    Imagine fighting a Jedi Master with two butter knifes and winning.

    • @ErikDayne
      @ErikDayne 5 місяців тому +110

      In a universe where they’ve established that you can survive getting stabbed through your internal organs by a lightsaber

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 5 місяців тому +5

      ⚔️

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 5 місяців тому +39

      And then to try and kill the barkeep the first time only to try again and decide “nah, it’s got a kid” as if that makes you a good person or “morally grey”. No, it’s just stupid.

    • @elcambiollego
      @elcambiollego 5 місяців тому +6

      Waiting for the legendary tiny nets to show up as 100% capture rate for Jedi´s

    • @AgentSmith1991
      @AgentSmith1991 5 місяців тому +33

      Imagine a jedi who has achieved the rank of Master not being able to do something as simple as deflect 2 thrown knives with the Force simultaneously.
      Imagine, if you will, another jedi who trained his whole life to achieve the rank of Master who just off'd himself because he, apparently, was unable to let go of his emotions over whatever dumb thing happened in the past.
      This show is stupid. It does not understand anything about star wars. Star Wars officially died to me after the last episode of Kenobi. I don't care how many times Disney tries, I have no interest in Star Wars as a brand anymore.

  • @SolurVoludun
    @SolurVoludun 5 місяців тому +115

    In loving memory of Star Wars
    1977-2012

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong 5 місяців тому +11

      We should remember it as a good friend when it brought smiles on our faces, not this... soulless zombie revived by evil means of necromancy or something.

    • @lioness_of_Judah
      @lioness_of_Judah Місяць тому

      This is exactly why I only accept the Legends content, the original 6 movies, and Clone Wars. Everything else I pretend isn’t canon 💀

  • @CrimsonUltrafox
    @CrimsonUltrafox 5 місяців тому +2566

    South Park was 100% accurate about Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 місяців тому

      Put a chick in it, and make her gay.
      AND I WANT HER LAME!

    • @dermagnus8482
      @dermagnus8482 5 місяців тому +190

      No, it was far too soft to this creature.

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe 5 місяців тому +7

      What a surprise.

    • @tallalmk6
      @tallalmk6 5 місяців тому +39

      @@dermagnus8482 For real

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 5 місяців тому +3

      No, they weren't
      The episode acted like the last ten YEARS of poo and failure was the fault of a single, loud, obnoxious person and NOT Hollyweird tripping over themselves to appeal to morons who only care about superficial bullshit like skin color and 'duhvercity'

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 5 місяців тому +684

    If Headland was a man, she'd be rotting in jail for what she did as Harvey's accomplice.

    • @bondson0094
      @bondson0094 5 місяців тому +55

      not so sure she is not one but I get your point.

    • @flipneleanor7370
      @flipneleanor7370 5 місяців тому +27

      Um have you seen Headland's broad skull? Google male and female skulls.

    • @chrisitalia1
      @chrisitalia1 5 місяців тому

      She’s got a bigger dick than me,I’m sure my Mrs would agree with me on that.Bitch.

    • @adinocc2042
      @adinocc2042 5 місяців тому +26

      @@flipneleanor7370 I think she's related to Schreck, and had her green skin lightened up via chemical peels, or some thing.

    • @Slightly-Acceptable-Nerd
      @Slightly-Acceptable-Nerd 5 місяців тому +42

      ​@@adinocc2042 Please don't disrespect Shrek like that.

  • @lorenzomabalos9851
    @lorenzomabalos9851 5 місяців тому +1307

    Disney must have extra cash to burn knowing that Blackrock will always bail them out for that sweet ESG score.

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino 5 місяців тому

      Frankly I think it's a way to train us to believe the otherworldly takes ond reality and made-up plotlines the MSM puts out on a daily basis.

    • @quigley6643
      @quigley6643 5 місяців тому +48

      Bingo!

    • @fuhqsideways
      @fuhqsideways 5 місяців тому +99

      They know what they're doing. It's not an accident

    • @svens3722
      @svens3722 5 місяців тому +27

      exactly and this is just the beginning.

    • @davidcook680
      @davidcook680 5 місяців тому +16

      Cash eventually runs out.

  • @capnhands
    @capnhands 5 місяців тому +281

    Disney hires activists, not writers.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +15

      You can say the same for all of Hollywood

    • @IntroducingMrLucci
      @IntroducingMrLucci 5 місяців тому

      Activists is now just another word for racists and ideological Marxists.

    • @nicholasdelaney1407
      @nicholasdelaney1407 5 місяців тому

      Disney doesn't care about stories, they just care about pleasing their "Activist audience" and getting tons of cash...

    • @Dripularstein
      @Dripularstein 5 місяців тому +5

      Not just them but all of Hollywood

    • @leecroft1983
      @leecroft1983 5 місяців тому +4

      And the video game industry.

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove 5 місяців тому +381

    Them: "If you don't like this show, then you're not a real Star Wars fan."
    Also them: "Remember that time when Anakin blew up the Death Star!?"

    • @TheInvisibleMan229
      @TheInvisibleMan229 5 місяців тому +28

      It's a farce.

    • @ragtowne
      @ragtowne 5 місяців тому

      If you don’t vote for me you’re not black!

    • @rezaruki3912
      @rezaruki3912 5 місяців тому +20

      "May the fart be with you KK."

    • @ahmadzubirzahid8827
      @ahmadzubirzahid8827 5 місяців тому +41

      Anakin did not blow up the Death Star. It was Jar Jar Binks with the help of Indiana Jones and Short Round

    • @Anonymous-iw4hx
      @Anonymous-iw4hx 5 місяців тому

      @@rezaruki3912 seriously, when that green bitch said "may the force be with you" i laughed......it was so bad and forced

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision 5 місяців тому +123

    Every single time I hear OSHA's name, I start looking for a guy in a hardhat with a clipboard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Didi_Meow_Records
      @Didi_Meow_Records 5 місяців тому +2

      also the wildlings name in Game of Thrones (same actor that made a cameo in Mando S1)

    • @soothsayer1964
      @soothsayer1964 5 місяців тому +7

      Can't wait for season two where they introduce her cousin, Nambla.

  • @JimUK
    @JimUK 5 місяців тому +770

    The Holiday Special isn't looking so bad now.

    • @chicubfannin
      @chicubfannin 5 місяців тому +29

      Very good. Great line!

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 5 місяців тому +2

      EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER ☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥🔥☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥🔥 THE ACOLYTE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE REVIEW 👎👎👎👎👎 HAND DOWN 👇

    • @EbenezerEibenhardt
      @EbenezerEibenhardt 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, look on the bright side. Some day, some poor schlub in a red jumpsuit will be stranded in a dog bone shaped satellite with a couple of droids and forced to treat all these third generation "star wars" products with all the dignity they really deserve.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 5 місяців тому +30

      At least everyone involved we can believably were high. This? We know for a fact they were sober and 100% backed it sober.

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander 5 місяців тому +18

      An elegant star wars show from a more civilized age.

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero 5 місяців тому +156

    "Close your eyes"
    I know where Leslye Headland got that line

    • @Chest_Rockwell1
      @Chest_Rockwell1 5 місяців тому +13

      Damn… lmao

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost 5 місяців тому +35

      "Close your eyes... what do you see?"
      "Nothing, Mr Weinstein."
      "That's right."

    • @imam.pramono
      @imam.pramono 5 місяців тому +2

      I have a feeling even harvey wont touch her

    • @radrobd123
      @radrobd123 5 місяців тому

      @@imam.pramono I have a feeling Leslye got a lot of Harvey's sloppy seconds

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 4 місяці тому +1

      Leslye should have had something more origina instead as:
      Shut your mouth

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 5 місяців тому +692

    We need to continue our boycott spree! Indefinitely!

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 5 місяців тому +37

      I said that years ago when media became anti-male. I refuse to pay people to insult me & I'm disgusted in those that do.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 5 місяців тому +19

      Boycott? That's for things you'd otherwise still desire to purchase. Who's left to care about Star Was?
      Seriously, it's not a boycott to refuse to buy something you don't like, it's abandonment. You aren't boycotting a product that sucks out of the box, you're just abandoning it.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 5 місяців тому +8

      @@josephsalmonte4995 exactly! They don’t want us nor our money?! Fine. They can continue rotting because I’m not investing in crap.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 5 місяців тому +4

      @@michaeldavid6832 yeah because they ruined something that meant something to me.

    • @PhattyBolger
      @PhattyBolger 5 місяців тому

      bro, it's not even a boycott. no one gives a shit.

  • @spoodermens
    @spoodermens 5 місяців тому +112

    "you can't kill a Jedi with a weapon"
    Clone trooper from 501st "yea I gunned down like 10 or 20 Jedi with this blaster."

    • @Plasmon19
      @Plasmon19 5 місяців тому +7

      I thought the assassin would have used some HK 47 style strategies to kill jedi in the second "fight" but I was disappointed. Blowing up the building would have worked, filling the place with corrosive gas would have worked, using sonic screamers would have worked. At least it would have made sense. Also the whole jedi killing mind training to mask intention and presence worked so well in KOTOR 2 lore because as was mentioned, Jedi are keen to sense force users and murderous intent.

    • @007JP
      @007JP 5 місяців тому

      It was instructions not a statement. You guys are so dense it’s sad

    • @spoodermens
      @spoodermens 5 місяців тому +7

      @@007JP so if I am so dense what is the difference between giving instructions and making statements? Instructions are statements directed towards someone or are direct orders. Please don't go swimming as the density of your head would cause you to sink faster than a lead brick

    • @007JP
      @007JP 5 місяців тому

      @@spoodermens so why’d you make a joke out of it knowing the way it was intended and the way it was meant to be said? Makes no sense bud

    • @007JP
      @007JP 5 місяців тому

      @@spoodermens instructions are orders statements are made during speech nice try d**k head

  • @RyanTheDark
    @RyanTheDark 5 місяців тому +520

    When you look at old Disney, old franchises which have been ruined by Disney, and PIXAR movies and shows nowadays, it's like watching old videos of friends who you lost throughout the years.

    • @theyntlykus
      @theyntlykus 5 місяців тому +22

      Couldn't have said it better mate.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +15

      Same. I would go back to watch old Disney and Pixar before the mid 2010’s and 2020’s

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 5 місяців тому +1

      It's like watching your best friend slowly destroy themself with drugs and alcohol and now we're at what you believe is their lowest point but deep down you know they'll somehow become worse.

    • @jimnasium3208
      @jimnasium3208 5 місяців тому +4

      Word.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 5 місяців тому +19

      Like watching an old friend get hooked on heroin 😂

  • @Discgolfanatic
    @Discgolfanatic 5 місяців тому +49

    If Leslie were a man, he would already be in jail serving a long sentence, not getting a $180 million dollars to blow on a yet another shitty star wars product. That alone is enough to boycott Disney without factoring in any other of their sickening behavior.

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT 5 місяців тому +373

    "Why are everyone so stupid?"
    Because the characters can only be as smart as the person writing the story. So this is what viewers get.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 5 місяців тому

      Gay and stupid. Great.

    • @91morientes
      @91morientes 5 місяців тому +12

      Well, most of people enjoying that show aren't that smart tmo🤷

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 5 місяців тому +17

      Lesley's intelligence is nothing on par with George Lucas or Tony Gilroy. (The creator of Rogue One and Andor.)

    • @91morientes
      @91morientes 5 місяців тому +4

      @@liamphibia amen bro !

  • @billyruffian1426
    @billyruffian1426 5 місяців тому +39

    A Jedi master killed with a butter knife. And it somehow managed to go downhill from there.

  • @MegaSheen15
    @MegaSheen15 5 місяців тому +160

    Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +16

      A sacrifice to prevent us from watching crappy shows/movies

  • @punkavaug
    @punkavaug 5 місяців тому +48

    It is almost comical how our society has devolved to the point where clear villains are making a bad product, and calling all that out will have you painted as the bigot and bad guy.

    • @radrobd123
      @radrobd123 5 місяців тому

      that's exactly what Elon said

  • @carinadominguez22
    @carinadominguez22 5 місяців тому +416

    The trail of broken hymens and dreams behind leslie must be longer than the trail of tears.

    • @Chest_Rockwell1
      @Chest_Rockwell1 5 місяців тому

      @natmarelnam4871well since she’s a gay chick she gets a pass. What a joke Hollywood is.

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 5 місяців тому +27

      And probably bloodier

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 5 місяців тому +18

      Let's be honest, no girl in America is graduating high school with one of those intact.

    • @MirandaSinistra
      @MirandaSinistra 5 місяців тому

      I mean it is Hollywood, chances are some of Harvey's victims were in high school when he uh struggle snuggled them.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 5 місяців тому +3

      Confucamus!

  • @BVH-h8s
    @BVH-h8s 5 місяців тому +69

    Jedi Master: "Close your eyes."
    Tony Soprano: "What are you fuckin stupid?"

  • @sagitarriulus9773
    @sagitarriulus9773 5 місяців тому +157

    This is all an allegory for Lesley’s crimes as Harvey’s personal assistant

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander 5 місяців тому +4

      fans are going to go a whole new level of apeshit when they find out Abigale Thorn is Dark Side Zippy.

  • @warlordapb1430
    @warlordapb1430 5 місяців тому +91

    Fun Fact: The actor who killed himself with poison killed himself in Game of thrones as well 😂😂

    • @Chest_Rockwell1
      @Chest_Rockwell1 5 місяців тому +10

      Poor guy has been typecast 😢 lol

    • @donaldodiaz4012
      @donaldodiaz4012 5 місяців тому +5

      He said nah
      ✌️

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 5 місяців тому

      Which character did he play ?

    • @itrorev
      @itrorev 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@spirz4557 He played Tommen, the son of Cersei who jumped out of the tower window.

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 5 місяців тому +1

      @@itrorev That's Dean Charles Chapman ? He's completely unrecognizable !

  • @HammersonPeters
    @HammersonPeters 5 місяців тому +291

    Part of me hopes that they keep pumping out horrendous sci-fi and fantasy shows just so that we can get more Reaper videos.

    • @TheInvisibleMan229
      @TheInvisibleMan229 5 місяців тому +15

      LMAO... I think that's a fairly safe bet.

    • @bjornskivids
      @bjornskivids 5 місяців тому +23

      Bad Hollywood makes for great UA-cam

    • @kennys9644
      @kennys9644 5 місяців тому

      Nice dickriding, loser.

    • @MakingPlans4Nigel
      @MakingPlans4Nigel 5 місяців тому +5

      I haven’t seen a Star Wars since Force Awakens. It was such shit that I vowed to never watch such crap again. People like Reaper shitting on its follow ups is my only Star Wars content lmao.

    • @danielhicks4826
      @danielhicks4826 5 місяців тому +1

      They are as hilarious as yours are educational!.

  • @RecluseBootsy
    @RecluseBootsy 5 місяців тому +16

    Leslie truly learned from the best on how to force her way in despite all the protests and refusals.

  • @jonforris
    @jonforris 5 місяців тому +291

    Disney exec: "Hey guys have we considered the option of just doubling down on our woke agenda again and see if that works?"
    Kennedy: "Genius!"

    • @stigkenobi7525
      @stigkenobi7525 5 місяців тому +29

      Filoni approved it too. Look it up. For some reason he always gets a free pass.

    • @peppersnap29
      @peppersnap29 5 місяців тому +4

      How many times is she going to have this epiphany? Heaven help us.

    • @Hero_Of_Old
      @Hero_Of_Old 5 місяців тому +1

      Hate to break it to you, but it does work. Its not about money.

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 5 місяців тому +4

      "Give this they/them 180M to make sure it works this time!"

    • @rtype1974
      @rtype1974 5 місяців тому

      Black protagonist = woke! You inbreds are lame!

  • @hexPixelStarships
    @hexPixelStarships 5 місяців тому +33

    When you realized that 80% of the male characters were inside that prison ship.

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 5 місяців тому +104

    All evil females will be forgiven. Yep that's how you know that they are a self insert for the writers. Though it is horrifying that alot of writers have to have people that are evil to be sympathetic and people who are actually trying to be good be evil.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 5 місяців тому +2

      This show should’ve been about Darth Zannah, homegirl was killing swathes of Jedi since she was like 10.

    • @coletrain583
      @coletrain583 5 місяців тому

      Umm, yet the fanbase get all giddy with redeeming Shin Hati, who seems a lot more cold blooded and ruthless than Mae (who ironically seems a like a more honorable and better person, even gave a hit money to a beggar, meaning she hasn’t gone full Dark Side, probably still had some redeeming qualities despite her desire to kill the Jedi).

    • @julesknight1511
      @julesknight1511 5 місяців тому +5

      @@coletrain583 you obviously don't know what honor even is

    • @sixmillionisimpossible
      @sixmillionisimpossible 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ultraviolet540
      no thanks.

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 5 місяців тому +14

    Disney is so addicted to the bait and switch tactic, they actually thought that the average viewer would be shocked that Trinity dies on the first episode. lol

  • @JamezGrimm
    @JamezGrimm 5 місяців тому +224

    It’s obvious that “show don’t tell” is no longer being taught in creative writing…. Bold of me to assume these writers have ever seen a classroom.

    • @drinkxyz
      @drinkxyz 5 місяців тому +31

      It was a gender studies classroom.

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 5 місяців тому +34

      It's bold of you indeed to assume these people know the first thing about writing. You give a basic structure and plot points to a fanfic writer, and you'll get better material.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 5 місяців тому

      To hacktivist writers like these, creative to them is how many non-white, non-straight people they can shove into a story.

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Herr_AffeFanfics are at least entertaining in their terribleness (not to mention there a few actually good ones). This slop is so sterile, it's just boring and unwatchable

    • @slayer6867
      @slayer6867 5 місяців тому +1

      Obviously

  • @Keverember
    @Keverember 5 місяців тому +9

    Thank you for putting that subtitle at 5:45. I literally laughed out loud when they put the word “Coruscant” over the most obviously Coruscant image ever. This show is clearly not made for Star Wars fans.

  • @VulKus117
    @VulKus117 5 місяців тому +248

    “I’ve been looking forward to this.”

    • @julesknight1511
      @julesknight1511 5 місяців тому +27

      Twice the pride - double the fall

    • @alexanderebrahimi9559
      @alexanderebrahimi9559 5 місяців тому +10

      Took the words right out of my mouth

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 5 місяців тому +1

      “My pozz load has doubled since last we met.”

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 4 місяці тому +1

      "This is where the fun begins"
      or rather where it ends 😬

  • @ClumsyDrow
    @ClumsyDrow 5 місяців тому +23

    Cancel my Disney Plus. And I'm boycotting the Parks from now on. There were 14 of us who would go yearly.. and all of us as a collective literally decided to not do this anymore and not support Disney.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 5 місяців тому +2

      I cancelled it after Obi-Wan

    • @thisfuckingkai
      @thisfuckingkai 5 місяців тому

      “Collectively literally decided” 🤡

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 4 місяці тому

      Everyone should have long time ago
      If they knew Walt Disney's dark history
      Pedo + freemasonry

  • @_BhagavadGita
    @_BhagavadGita 5 місяців тому +210

    You are one magnificent bastard, Reaper.

  • @Свободадляроссии
    @Свободадляроссии 5 місяців тому +20

    Hilarious how they don't even have the balls to commit do a villain. In the very first episode you have to pull punches with your Sith character because oh no, we can't have a black girl being evil now, can we.
    I bet she gets redeemed at some point and everybody forgets about her murdering a jedi master.

  • @michaeltalpas
    @michaeltalpas 5 місяців тому +254

    Every time I look at Leslie H. I am reminded of the saying, "People really do look like their pets." At the very least you must admit, she's got H. Weinstein's same smug grin.

    • @neonemptiness8152
      @neonemptiness8152 5 місяців тому +45

      She wanted to make the story about someone who craved their masters power 🤔

    • @michaeltalpas
      @michaeltalpas 5 місяців тому +34

      @@neonemptiness8152 I didn't even think about that.
      She said in an interview that she has always been Sith. That makes so much more horrible sense.

    • @Edge50199
      @Edge50199 5 місяців тому +32

      She looks like Quentin Tarantino wearing a wig.

    • @michaeltalpas
      @michaeltalpas 5 місяців тому +10

      @@Edge50199 Yeah, I can see it.

    • @RoboticPope
      @RoboticPope 5 місяців тому

      I strongly suspect that she actually is a Weinstein. Look at old photos of Harvey and Bob where they were her age. There is definitely a resemblance.

  • @RossForsterFraser
    @RossForsterFraser 5 місяців тому +13

    Best description of Lesley Headland I’ve ever heard 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @murph6802
    @murph6802 5 місяців тому +30

    I've been looking forward to this.
    Twice the P R I D E, double the fall.

  • @graham8789
    @graham8789 5 місяців тому +15

    Broken dreams and hymns into Harvey's gingerbread house.. Brilliant 😅

  • @DoomBowser64
    @DoomBowser64 5 місяців тому +404

    C U N T W A R S

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 5 місяців тому +16

      @CHO-ng7xi Must be the way he used spacing.

    • @cyberneticshadow5572
      @cyberneticshadow5572 5 місяців тому +9

      Well done!

    • @vinylated
      @vinylated 5 місяців тому +11

      I'd image disney plus subscriptions would sky rocket overnight with such a title! Lol.

    • @TrueLunacy
      @TrueLunacy 5 місяців тому

      Yuck

    • @alexdavila1356
      @alexdavila1356 5 місяців тому +8

      UA-cam censor bots on holidays right now lol

  • @satnav1980
    @satnav1980 5 місяців тому +4

    Even if you didn't watch it, you can see how dull, lifeless and soulless it is from just a few screenshots.

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 5 місяців тому +115

    "Attack me with all of your strength!"
    "...Why?"
    "Come on, fight me IRL! What are you, chicken?! Bawk baaawk bawk bawk bawk!"

    • @007JP
      @007JP 5 місяців тому

      Really weird how you guys continue to make up these fake scenarios in your heads.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban 5 місяців тому +31

      @@007JP And yet they're more entertaining than the show.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 5 місяців тому +6

      That gave me flashbacks to a 2006 COD lobby.

    • @007JP
      @007JP 5 місяців тому +1

      @@CharlesUrban shows the size of your attention span

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban 5 місяців тому +24

      @@007JP If you think that's bad, imagine the actual writers.

  • @tomj.7599
    @tomj.7599 5 місяців тому +18

    "Close your eyes"....Ok..I`m dead! 🤣🤣

  • @xenocyde8498
    @xenocyde8498 5 місяців тому +29

    worst part about the jedi master's death from a knife is, if you look at the blade of the knife. the blade would have gone deep but not deep enough to hit anything vital or cause her to die outright

  • @danielsdimension2003
    @danielsdimension2003 5 місяців тому +48

    27% RT score is laughable. Disney has put out nothing but trash, and it's annoying that they insult fans.

    • @Chest_Rockwell1
      @Chest_Rockwell1 5 місяців тому +7

      And of course the critics score is in the 90s. It’s so predictable it’s laughable.

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Chest_Rockwell1 Critics are bought and paid for.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 5 місяців тому +5

      @@johnhoran9840exactly, it’s blatantly obvious, but “no it’s being review bombed by the patriarchy”

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 5 місяців тому

      Schrodinger's review score. If it's good, that's a "genuine outpouring of support from the fans" and if it's bad it's "review bombed by hateful racist bigoted homotransglarpsupiaphobe incels"

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 5 місяців тому

      18%

  • @00Kuja00
    @00Kuja00 5 місяців тому +6

    I remember when being a Jedi was when you chose love over hate, and when the Force was a spiritual connection beyond the phyiscal.

  • @SJSharks91
    @SJSharks91 5 місяців тому +315

    We must protect this man at all costs😂

    • @American-patriot.
      @American-patriot. 5 місяців тому +9

      Indeed

    • @LordDarthHarry
      @LordDarthHarry 5 місяців тому +6

      Why? He's another dime a dozen "EVERYTHING IS SHIT" channel.

    • @Nazwabezcyfer
      @Nazwabezcyfer 5 місяців тому +30

      @@LordDarthHarry He's doing positive reviews as well. The thing is he praises good cinema and shits on bad, but you couldn't understand that

    • @bsmith6646
      @bsmith6646 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@LordDarthHarrycheer up chuckles

    • @gerdsfargen6687
      @gerdsfargen6687 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@bsmith6646Lord Darth Harry has been taking a few up the Khyber by the looks of it.

  • @bobsworth7082
    @bobsworth7082 5 місяців тому +9

    “Shatter dreams and broken hymens” had me

  • @Hlbkomer
    @Hlbkomer 5 місяців тому +32

    The director keeps touching the actress. She is her boss in a position of power. How is this OK? If this would be a male director people would be outraged.

    • @JimmyFoxhound
      @JimmyFoxhound 5 місяців тому +12

      I noticed that too.. def something going on there

    • @gerdsfargen6687
      @gerdsfargen6687 5 місяців тому +3

      If you lean closer, her fingers stink.

    • @daigneauray7087
      @daigneauray7087 5 місяців тому

      This is clearly learned behavior from the Fat One.

    • @flyingfish7787
      @flyingfish7787 5 місяців тому +1

      smell " fishy"

  • @TheForbiddenSpoiledMilk
    @TheForbiddenSpoiledMilk Місяць тому +2

    So you're telling me an Assassin who spends more time not killing people than doing her job. Ah, I see

  • @joeblobleeblo3710
    @joeblobleeblo3710 5 місяців тому +44

    I don’t care what they told you in school, anakin skywalker blew up the Death Star

    • @paulianhodgson
      @paulianhodgson 5 місяців тому +2

      😂 excellentl

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 5 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, my grandma told me that, so it has to be true!

    • @davycrock0441
      @davycrock0441 5 місяців тому +5

      From a certain point of view.

    • @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090
      @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 3 місяці тому

      Get me to run Star Wars I fix it. If I have to *Up to your interpretation* everyone in the building……

  • @guyincognito82
    @guyincognito82 5 місяців тому +12

    Wait did you say one of the characters names was Osha...??? As in Occupational Health and Safety Administration? LMAO

  • @cowmath77
    @cowmath77 5 місяців тому +97

    Literally at a loss for words…. The budget… the possibilities…. Made this?????

    • @johan8969
      @johan8969 5 місяців тому +13

      The possibilities were non existent when they put Harveys handler in charge and used the show as hush money.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому

      @@johan8969wow!

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv 5 місяців тому +1

      demoralization propaganda. These shows, movies and games always pick out a specific demographic, sometimes two, and completely shit all over them. White men. Sometimes women too. If you keep them downtrodden in their own country, you keep getting away with everything. its the mfing sweJ.

    • @AbyssWatch3r
      @AbyssWatch3r 5 місяців тому +1

      arrogance 😂

    • @AdamMPick
      @AdamMPick 5 місяців тому +1

      @@johan8969 Assholes can be good at their job, too. There is no excuse to polish a piece of gold into a turd.
      There is fan-fiction with better writing.

  • @LarryXLR
    @LarryXLR Місяць тому +4

    The fact that none of the jedi younglings are white boys and the Sith took all the angry young white boys as younglings and dominated the war is ironically hilarious

  • @alycheikh410
    @alycheikh410 5 місяців тому +53

    Iam a simple man, I see reaper's video I watch it!

  • @leikeylosh
    @leikeylosh 5 місяців тому +3

    3:32 THANK YOU!! It's amazing how many people, some fans included (and especially Disney) get this wrong. The only reason why Force users carry lightsabers is because they might face an opponent who is also a Force user, in which case their powers will be canceled out and they have to resort to slicing each other. But the Force should be more than enough to win any fight against non-users.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 5 місяців тому +1

      A good example is in Revenge, when Dooku distracts Obi-Wan by hitting him with the pommel of his saber, leaving him vulnerable to a force throw.

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 5 місяців тому +21

    This show is the embodiment of "Then we've GOT to pander HARDER!"

  • @JoeSyxpack
    @JoeSyxpack 5 місяців тому +3

    The Star Wars universe feels so small, like all the events are happening in an amusement park. A run down amusement park that nobody goes to anymore.

  • @mendelian8768
    @mendelian8768 5 місяців тому +54

    The space fire just shows how much they even care. They could not even pay $50 to a physics student to check for any errors.

    • @ErikDayne
      @ErikDayne 5 місяців тому +9

      Lol you don’t even need a physics student for that, that’s just common sense

    • @Plasmon19
      @Plasmon19 5 місяців тому

      They could have changed the fucking color of the fire with some aftereffects to make it into a "plasma fire" from some mixed gas and no one would have cared. They don't give a fuck.

    • @robotti84
      @robotti84 5 місяців тому +1

      Did you hear about sound in space in Star Wars. It is not new thing that Star Wars is doing things without caring physics. And that fire in space is happened already many times in Star Wars. So nothing new. Star Wars is space fantasy it is not realistic representation of our world. So no physics or any other realism. Only one thing that managed to have realism was Andor.

    • @bigjawline9235
      @bigjawline9235 5 місяців тому +1

      funny how u just now start to care ab fire in space when black people are on the screen

    • @cynicist8114
      @cynicist8114 5 місяців тому +4

      @Michael-zp8fz Original Star Wars had some stupid stuff in it too, which makes these stupid things acceptable somehow? Yeah OT made mistakes, but it had a story and characters good enough to redeem itself. What does this show have going for it?

  • @gregfantom7
    @gregfantom7 5 місяців тому +3

    The moment this torture and a nightmare of a show ended i counted every minute for this review . Reaper for President !

  • @HomewaveA
    @HomewaveA 5 місяців тому +20

    It's astonishing that guy who barely knows any English and has trouble speaking it is the best actor in a 180 million dollar budget show

  • @SucksToBeYouRecords
    @SucksToBeYouRecords 5 місяців тому +1

    “Telling an alien with no eyelids to close its eyes” had me in pieces thank you Reaper that was the best thing I’ve heard about this series! subbed & liked thank you 🙏

  • @darkwowplayer
    @darkwowplayer 5 місяців тому +90

    This is what I needed in my life, Reaper tearing apart the new gay star wars trash.

    • @ahmadzubirzahid8827
      @ahmadzubirzahid8827 5 місяців тому

      Reaper is tearing off Gay Star Wars a new butthole

    • @007JP
      @007JP 5 місяців тому +5

      If this is what you needed in your life then your life is extremely sad. Praying for you.

    • @ilikebeanies3499
      @ilikebeanies3499 5 місяців тому

      " put a chick in it and make her gay (and lame!!)"

  • @paulianhodgson
    @paulianhodgson 5 місяців тому +9

    That former personal assistant’s forced laugh is so disturbing….

  • @SyprasKill
    @SyprasKill 5 місяців тому +69

    Its like the theater kids decided they wanted to make a fan movie and the obnoxious one is the director.

    • @thebinkbink
      @thebinkbink 5 місяців тому +3

      as a theatre major, can confirm this is accurate

  • @carloscaraballo4121
    @carloscaraballo4121 5 місяців тому +5

    This was so bad that even people that pirate it want a refund.

  • @williamcarl4200
    @williamcarl4200 5 місяців тому +24

    Just when all seems lost and the lifeboats are away, the reaper comes in and saves us. Love this guy.

  • @Film_Sushi
    @Film_Sushi 5 місяців тому +4

    Love the brutal approach, lol. 🎯

  • @Buford_T_Justice1
    @Buford_T_Justice1 5 місяців тому +42

    The mystery Sith is going to turn out to be a lesbian.
    Oof

    • @gerdsfargen6687
      @gerdsfargen6687 5 місяців тому

      She be wielding those double ender dilldos like nunchukus

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost 5 місяців тому +5

    "She'll burn forever in a lake of fire."
    💀💀

  • @stefanvanraemdonck6116
    @stefanvanraemdonck6116 5 місяців тому +66

    When the best person is the one you can barely understand 😂
    Love your dry humor!

  • @DitchDigger311
    @DitchDigger311 5 місяців тому +6

    “Discount Ezra Miller” LOL

  • @LittleMopeHead
    @LittleMopeHead 5 місяців тому +58

    "Discount Ezra Miller" lol

  • @HarranSoFarAway
    @HarranSoFarAway 5 місяців тому +2

    I could never have even imagined, in my wildest of dreams, a more reprehensible and depressing timeline than the one we have going now

  • @Soup-man
    @Soup-man 5 місяців тому +28

    As a Kotor fan, this show is a slap in the face.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 5 місяців тому +9

      Disney will probably ruin KOTOR next.

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom 5 місяців тому +5

      I'm glad I have a hard copy of Kotor.

    • @Soup-man
      @Soup-man 5 місяців тому

      @@chrimsonphantom I got it on Steam, might get it on Switch and GOG too.

    • @usgpillarofark3980
      @usgpillarofark3980 5 місяців тому +4

      @@chrimsonphantom Keep it forever mate its like Gold at this point lol.

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian 5 місяців тому +3

      Was announced yesterday Headland wants to make a live action KOTOR….

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 5 місяців тому +2

    Fire in a vacuum is possible. Just needs fuel with the oxygen already in it.
    You are absolutely right that what they did is laughably bad. Maybe it was the space wind that blew Leia back to the ship in _TLJ._

  • @FandersonUfo
    @FandersonUfo 5 місяців тому +7

    Headland has dirt on half of Hollywood - hence $180 M USD to waste on gay Star Wars

  • @PaulieWalnutsGualtieri
    @PaulieWalnutsGualtieri 5 місяців тому +4

    1:02 listen carefully kids, uncle reaper is teaching yous a thing or two

  • @WilliamtheWorst
    @WilliamtheWorst 5 місяців тому +50

    Ahh, classic space fire.

  • @Unr3aLpm
    @Unr3aLpm 5 місяців тому +3

    been patiently waiting for this epic roast, ofc master Reaper didnt disappoint

  • @jamieisjabba
    @jamieisjabba 5 місяців тому +40

    how and the hell is Disney still around after pissing millions up the wall, losing viewers like crazy and pissing on fans for the last five years?

    • @willbaker8505
      @willbaker8505 5 місяців тому +17

      It's literally not about money, it's about sending a message. Movies are a vector being used to change people's opinions about the world. They already have all the money. It's not entertainment, it's politics.

    • @keeganmurphy1
      @keeganmurphy1 5 місяців тому

      @@willbaker8505bingo

    • @keeganmurphy1
      @keeganmurphy1 5 місяців тому

      @@Bob11212-yand bingo 😂

    • @Plasmon19
      @Plasmon19 5 місяців тому

      Blackrock mostly, but even Blackrock has a giant bomb about to explode in the form of commercial real estate. Once that bomb blows up they'll either burn and take Disney with them, or the US govt bails them out and destroys the world economy completely with massive inflation. My guess is that Disney will be saved and the world economy will be trashed.

    • @jeffmorin5867
      @jeffmorin5867 5 місяців тому

      Stockholm syndrome.

  • @SgtTraz
    @SgtTraz 5 місяців тому +2

    1:13 spot on. this has to be blackmail, how could this many resources be given to someone so incompetent

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane 5 місяців тому +61

    Imagine, a Jedi master being backsassed by a padawan.

    • @jeffcapes
      @jeffcapes 5 місяців тому +1

      so anakin?

    • @crimsonhunter6538
      @crimsonhunter6538 5 місяців тому +6

      @@jeffcapes He has the seat, but will not be granted the rank of master

    • @Coramelimane
      @Coramelimane 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jeffcapes not the same dynamic.

  • @_BillyMandalay
    @_BillyMandalay 5 місяців тому +3

    "saying 'Close your eyes' to an alien without any eyelids"... LOL

  • @LameLameInsane
    @LameLameInsane 5 місяців тому +66

    I was waiting for reaper to say something about it 😂

  • @SOAD357
    @SOAD357 5 місяців тому +3

    "A Jedi Master telling an alien without any eyelids to close them" omg I died

  • @vismayavijoy4818
    @vismayavijoy4818 5 місяців тому +11

    By this pace Reaper will lose his mind by watching all these trash none of us will never even dare to

  • @weezyslob
    @weezyslob 5 місяців тому +5

    There’s no way that Sith is a “he”, I’d bet real money it’s a woman. There’s no way this show would have the master giving orders be a man, they want us to think that, because they’re clearly waiting to reveal the twist that it’s a woman.

    • @RealReaper
      @RealReaper  5 місяців тому +4

      yeah it's probably the green woman or one of their mothers

  • @Habit117
    @Habit117 5 місяців тому +16

    You are doing gods work. Please never stop putting out these absolutely essential gems!

  • @GoldenJackalTutorial
    @GoldenJackalTutorial 5 місяців тому +16

    You are so right about the actor from Squid Game. I really liked the guy, he is actually the only one in the show with a speck of actual acting. His character actually fits the real Star Wars universe very well, it's so shame he was wasted on such an abomination of a show and content.

  • @Mystyx-Sama
    @Mystyx-Sama 5 місяців тому +8

    In their own words "Message first. Story second"

  • @Atlas-hu9wk
    @Atlas-hu9wk 5 місяців тому +8

    "was a piece of shit" Never fails.

  • @Gh0st_Eye
    @Gh0st_Eye 5 місяців тому +11

    most underrated revierwer on youtube

  • @junojockey1
    @junojockey1 5 місяців тому +2

    You absolutely bullseyed it! Discount Ezra Miller is pure gold!

  • @CozyPayPay
    @CozyPayPay 5 місяців тому +28

    this is a plot line that was already explored in Clone Wars when Ashoka was framed by Barris Ofee. Master and student even have a face to face "you don't trust me?" scene.

    • @ErikDayne
      @ErikDayne 5 місяців тому +12

      And that was done a million times better and a million might be an understatement

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 5 місяців тому +6

      And it was stupid then too. Granted, it is not as needlessly contrived, but it still goes to show it favors one character over others.

  • @theelder4797
    @theelder4797 4 місяці тому +1

    "Sol...my dear friend... with whom I've had many exciting adventures with in the past, and we've saved each other's lives, and shared our deepest feelings with, but platonically, because I'm also a gghhaaaaeeey in this show. Bit ot course, you know all this, just like you know I could NEVER be the big bad, pulling all the strings behind the scenes...so, how are you?"

  • @young5395
    @young5395 5 місяців тому +6

    *PREACH* brother preach!

  • @Scriptures_K
    @Scriptures_K 5 місяців тому +10

    My favourite part is when Lesbie's wife took all the jedi younglings on a permanent field trip to the Sith Island and when the Sith lord was arrested, he didn't ____ himself.

  • @mattwise8597
    @mattwise8597 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm glad you made a video on this,.
    I was waiting to hear such a savage roast.

  • @ouchiegiverjr
    @ouchiegiverjr 5 місяців тому +5

    It’s hard to imagine anything from KOTOR I want made now like I wanted to as a kid, they already ruined mandalorian’s

  • @_ariosto1519
    @_ariosto1519 5 місяців тому +5

    Regarding the rule of two, the 3 books on Darth Bane explain how apprentices would have a hidden apprentice and would team up against their master. It turns out Sith are hypocrites 😅 By the way, Darth Bane’s trilogy would have been a much better story than this series 😢