The Acolyte EP7 Reaction | The Jedi Are The Bad Guys
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Woohoo almost to 90K just 200 left (as of seeing this vid as well as looking at it when you popped up at theory's stream)
Graces shill check must have gotten lost.
Congrats on 90k!🎉
Actually in your quick break down, turbin or torbin felt something or just freaked out after the blood test results and just took a speeder to do what against 50 witches idk, Sol went after him. Not the other way around.
CONGRATS ON 90K!!!!
Torbin is the greatest Jedi ever. While meditating and doing nothing for 16 years, he was still able to rank up TWICE from padawan to knight to master. Kind of like Kathleen Kennedys career.
Can't wait to see Anakin react to this.
Hey, maybe they'll promote him twice in a single episode for the finale, you never know! It'd be on par with the decisions they made for this series.
He also managed to age about 40 years in the span of 16. He's one hell of an innovator.
His forehead also turned into a fivehead in that timespan as well 🥴
It’s possible he didn’t start meditating until AFTER he was promoted to master.
I’m so glad I’m watching the reviews bashing the series rather than watching the show itself
Watching is kind of entertaining because of how bad it is. Can't believe how much they spent producing such trash
Same
Same!
I jus pirate that shit so I can really get my own point of view and see how much I missed
Same here 🤣🤣
Just so everyone knows House of the Dragon has episodes longer than 60 minutes with hundreds of extras every single episode and it just barely costs more. No reused footage. Tons of practical and special effects. The actors on HOTD have far better contracts. HBO contracted out linguists just to make sure the show had logically consistent fictional languages. They hired Medeival professionals to help create accurate clothing and armor.
Disney needs to be financially investigated next year. Where is this money going? Im not joking
Because it’s not made by people who hate the source material, and it ends up being good as a result.
It's actually more per hour for this shit than HOTD.
Considering it's basically the same episode twice it's 7 30 min episodes. Work's out at 54mil per hour. HOTD is estimated around 20 mil an hour long episode
Hush money to Leslie....
@@visceralpsyche its insane more people dont understand this.
HOTD S2 costs close to 200 million, but they’re clearly spending the money well.
Whoever wrote Sol to be creepy did a good job at it. Almost like they had prior experience
😂
So basically the Jedi are murderers and human traffickers in Disney Stars Wars. Well considering Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant is the showrunner it makes sense.
The worst bullies I ever knew were more moral than Disney Jedi
Who didn’t see that coming? 🤔
She only writes about what she knows. Was very clear.
This is also a part of the EU too. Once I read about jedi recruiters it only pushed me even further to the dark side. The Jedi were no better if not even worse for the galaxy than the first order.
They where that in the original trilogy, you just want something to cry about 😂😂😊
The #1 takeaway from this entire show to remember : Leslye Headland wants to get her hands on KOTOR and that must NEVER happen
She MUST stay away from Revan!!!!
@@srdfh1revan gonna be a gay black woman if she does
@@srdfh1She should never be allowed to write anything again this was so ridiculously bad.
@@Byronic19134 I agree
She will make Bastila ugly. Ooof.
So an associate of Weinstein writes a plot line where they tell kids to lie to adults in order to be “saved” how unexpected 😂
It's almost like the writers have no idea what the Jedi are.
literal kid knapping 😂🤣🤣
Leslie writing what she knows best
Probably did a bunch of it working for Harvey and covering his stuff for that promotion
Weinstein's acolyte
Tell me you're new to Star Wars without telling me you're new to Star Wars.
exactly lol
Actually, that is a part of the EU. it's one of the reasons why order 66 is one of my favorite parts of the prequal trilogy. The Jedi were in fact no better than the first order except for the fact they loved claiming they were the good guys. Funny how that is only ever said by a jedi themselves. Jedi recruiters did not take no for an answer.
Obviously the Jedi colonized the Thread and renamed it the force.
lol…you probably have the closest explanation I have heard so far.
hahaha nice
Technically, we should all be calling it the Thread from now on. Gotta stay consistent
That's kinda exhibit A. I think he said there was some kind of prophecy. If the fall to the Jedi is supposed to be the result of this incident (either as karmic punishment or the will of the witches being SOOOOO powerful), then Headland would have recentered the mythology around her creation. It's a different activity compared to playing around at the margins and filling in gaps. It's not a horrible idea, but it reads as Ryan Johnson level hubris if you want to redefine the thing in your image and don't succeed.
It's called "Cultural appropriation".
A Wookie on Brendok searching for $180 million dollars with a metal detector.. BRILLIANT
Stop saying its the worst one yet! They're taking it as a challenge!
No! Keep egging them on! Eventually the beancounters will start screaming loud enough that the lawyers will start screaming alongside them!
THAT will make the shareholders sit up and demand action!
Disney strongly believes that 2 negative episode will make it a positive, that is the only rational explanation I can come up with.
Sol was just so uncomfortable in this episode. Just so creepy having this much older man have an obsession with a random girl he saw. They really had to ruin the only good part remaining of Acolyte like that?
Anything to make the Jedi look bad? 🤷🏻♂️
There was a good part? WHERE?!
I feel like they did Lee Jung-jae dirty with this role honestly. Imagine going from a hit like Squid Game to this pile of shit. The dude even learned english to play the character too.
Sol was ruined when he let Jecki and Yord run in and die while he watched
Men can write female characters, but women can rarely write male ones well.
They'd rather write what they ideologically or emotionally would want a man to do, not what an actual male would do.
This show sucks so much they even lost Grace Randolph? Damn, this show is the gift that keeps on giving!
More like the shit that keeps on shitting
How does she get her voice that shrill?
really? what she say?
@@Gundum ...did you not watch the video? it was literally at the beginning of it where she called it horrible
Sol imprints on a child, than successfully grooms the child. This is crazy Lol😂
A Grace Randolph heel turn years in the making. Grace is the true Sith master at the end of the Acolyte. She fooled us all. Great character development. She deserves an Oscar.
Who are Grace Randolh?
@@davidnielsen5695a reviewer that usually stands by any show/film Disney makes
Until now
@@ComradeCommissarYuri Ahhh, thank you, well, I think you have to be both deaf and blind to think The Acolyte is a good show 🤣🤣
Man, even the queen of uncombed hair wasn't on board. Yeah...that's bad.
She does look like a crazy cat lady, with dat hair😂🙆♂️
That puffy hair is "Friends Rachelesque" hair from the 90s
That was dumb that they used two episodes to tell this story
more than dumb. we pay for this shite.
This comment was dumb most tv shows take 2-3 EPs to explain a stupid narrative some take 2 seasons now complain about the story line being pointless and that's a more valid point
@@sydneyconcerts902 and what is your point? that the storyline is pointless? yeah, we know. i think OP meant it was stupid to use so much footage from episode three to tell the story of episode seven. it's an insult to those who care about this IP, and to those who pay to watch this IP. This show is a money laundering scheme, it's not a show. You're talking about good shows hopefully, this show isn't good.
@@nah7656 just basically movies split into episodes so they can make money
@@cedarparkrangerssc6296 and we know who is pocketing it.
This is basically a reboot, anakin isn't the chosen one, Osha and Mae are the new chosen one, the thread is the real force.
Yep , remember KK stated "The force is female". That is what she ment. Anakin is just a pretender. The real chosen are female....
So they think it takes 2 girls to do the job of one dude.
@@nunchuckfilmsprecisely
The real force is the lesbians we scissored along the way
it bad feministfic
They spent $180M on a plot that sounds like the ramblings of a drunk toddler. FK this is BAD.
As a strange matter of coincidence I have been a drunken toddler, I'll have you know & I take offense to that! My ramblings, stumblings, cherry red face & senseless laughter apparently were quite amusing to the people whom witnessed my behavior.
I'd gone around my mother's work party, which was hosted by her boss, finishing what was left of all these tasty unattended mixed drinks, apparently. I think my mother was the only person that wasn't amused, for obvious reasons. I think a better point of comparison would be the ramblings of a drunken Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden or Chris Christi!
When Randolph says it’s bad then whew boy.
"Soooo WaoW yea that was bahd"
That is actually insane 😂😂😂😂
@@AHomelessDorito 😂
usually means it good. shes like the chael sonnen of movies and tv shows
@@smallies7154don’t disgrace the undefeated champion of champions like that
Dude, when Grace doesn't like something, it's bad!
These are the voyages of the Jedi sub order.
It’s five year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To get creepy on children and murder adults
To boldly go where no Jedi have gone before…
You could smell the Trek influence too, eh?
I love how Sol’s immediate reaction to the Mother is to stab the cloud of dust that she turns into. And it f***ing works💀
Coven of dark side force using witches with their dark side force created children who force choke animals. Spoilers but one of the mothers is Sith, but the Jedi are the bad guys in this story.
These are the weakest Jedi in Star Wars history 😂😂😂😂
Even Mace Windu and the Jedi in PT would laugh at them.
Me and my three best mates in elementary school would of done better
I do kind of like the idea of some Jedi squad going to different planets and taking out weird sith-adjacent trash as a preventative measure.
The witches, after all, were using the force in dangerous unnatural ways that could have (and did) spread.
This whole incident could have been the basis for an awesome show.
@@chasehedges6775😂 put some respect on Maces Name, he got betrayed by Anakin. These witches got bodied solely because they had to for the 'mystery'.
Yeah prequel Jedi are way better than these yahoos.
These Character’s motivations are absolutely alien to a normal person… but not Hedland … seriously WTF???
Well they are supposed to be aliens numbnuts
This is what happens when you are bad at story craft (and lying).... something has to bend to the will of the disjointed narrative and in this case it's the characters motives and personality.
What's comical is ... EP7 is supposed to be viewed from the Jedi's POV.... so why isn't Sol super innocent goody twoshoes? If they are covering up the truth he should be perfect. We should have seen him acting up in Ep3 when it was from the Witches/Osha's POV.
Consistency isn't a word Lesley knows.
Who would have thought the writer responsible for giving us Sleeping With Other People (64 on RT) and Bachelorette (56 on RT) wouldn’t be good at writing a Star Wars show. Really makes you think.
hey she was weinsteins personal assistant.... to her this is perfectly normal behavior....
what can save this entire series. is Trinity wakes up. in the bar, with a Heavy hangover. the bar man speaks in an alian language. "book a Nika tak goga?"
Trinity replies. Just a bad dream.. The end credits
dont count it as canon
problem solved
@@ItsaKindOfMagic86starkiller is more canon than this like anakin destroyed deathstar
@@ItsaKindOfMagic86 i stopped to count disney wokewars as canon after rogue one....
You hit the nail on the head Jay: "...just when you think they can't make it worse, they make it worse"
There still more room for ruination.
"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"
That sounds like something Evil would say.
Wow, even the Bible knew a long time ago that this show was gonna suck!!! LOL!
@@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 Woe to you
But from my point of view the Jedi are evil!!!!!
@@zoomkaboom1 Well, the prophecy was more about modern culture in general, but this show is a good example of that I suppose.
Destroy the command Witch and all the battle-witches shut down!
Goated comment
Destroy the navigational Witch and all the other witches won't be able to leave the planet's surface - they won't be able to distinguish "up" from "down!"
@@zacknair6202agreed. Nailed it.
This is Leslie headland confession and attempted self-justification. She stood by and watched bad things happen and feels terribly . She's trying to project this on to a bunch of other characters
180 million usd therapy session 😂
If she actually felt guilty she would have testified at Harvey’s trial
It’s like the writers just hated the idea that Jedi are just pure good 😂😂
Watch the interviews with the cast. They absolutely do
The fanbase has hated the Jedi even before Disney bought Lucasfilm. Keep pushing their Grey Jedi crap (which isn't canon) and moral relativism while saying the Jedi are oppressors
@@matthewk4912the fanbase? BS, the star wars fanbase has turned into an internet boogie man. If haters want to blame the Jedi ‘subversion’ on the fanbase they can go F themselves.
@@matthewk4912 im not down with those nihilists that fancy the grey jedi idea and their moral relativism 💩
they dont speak for all fans
i am for the OG 6 movies by GL
Bro why did Torbin want to go back to Coruscant SO badly? Like that fixation was weird as fuck. And Sol was my favorite character until this episode. He just seems creepy as fuck.
Torbin storyline wierd/sucked. Sol was extra creepy. His storyline was nonsense/total creep. Agreed
I hate what they did to the actor. He was one of the best things in this show.
Bro was home sick, not very Jedi
The funny part was council ordered them to come back to coruscant anyway, but torbin wanted to take the girls with them for some reason.
These were the worst representations of Jedi’s. But that’s the writing on the wall for Disney
Whew boy, if Disney Star Wars lost Grace Randolph that is bad!! That is REAL BAD. Even that cash money shillioinaire can’t defend this garbage.
The boredom of one! The boredom of two! The boredom of maaaannnnyyy!!!
My cat just took a huge, greasy Acolyte. It doesn’t stink nearly as bad as this show, tho
Wait til you see the Leslye he sprayed all over the couch…and the Kennedy he coughed up on the kitchen floor 😂
There’s a fuckimg metal detector. WTF is going on.
It’s like the scene in Space Balls “We ain’t found shit!” 🤣😜
@@jerryrn5571COMB THE DESERT
He’s looking for mines lol
Hey that metal detector is a huge part of the million dollar a minute budget!
@@jerryrn5571 i was waiting for them to break out the giant afro pick!
The way they portray Sol in this, is the exact same way crazy pedo stalkers behave. Same rationality, same behavior. This is just downright creepy.
Well, this is from Harvey's ex personal assistant. She writes what she knows.
Men are bad.
Indeed!!
It's all part of the normalization agenda.
Bingo!
When the Witches failed their Concentration roll and all fell over dead I fell over and died laughing.
sweet, im gonna take all ur stuff....YOINK
@@kimrasmussen7188 🤣
DIBBS !!
So much for their 'Power of Many', 50 of them were defeated by one Jedi in a Force Off!
Wait so the counsel knows they were there for the twins? Ok so, Sol brings one of the twins back and the counsel doesn’t think to find out what happened? Sol and the rest of them didn’t find the need to tell the counsel that the twins were born using some dark side of the force like powers most likely from the night sisters? The Jedi who were on that mission are dying left and right and the counsel doesn’t think to investigate the issue? This is just terrible writing n lore breaking in itself with the whole virgin thing, even tho Disney did that with the last skywalker already.
The Jedi were trained by Master Harvey Weinstein on his to collect little girls for service
It's not their fault
At this point they have to start assuming rogue Jedi. It's the only conclusion.
After that, the Jedi Shadows come out to play and start 'disappearing' people because they legitimately can't risk a canon breaking Fifth Schism.
Yes the Jedi Order has dedicated assassins to tackle the issue of rogue 'Jedi' that prove too difficult to be handled by a squad of Jedi Knights. Between them and the Temple Guards, the Jedi have some legitimate scary and effective 'Troubleshooters' for internal issues.
Well, the Jedi never were the smartest individuals. Just watch the clone wars to see that play out. They find out about the clone chips and then don't really do anything about it afterwards. Kind of a good thing since otherwise order 66would not have happened.
The jedi by that point are a beurocracy not an order. It's why Yoda in the novelisation runs and hides. He might be able to beat Sidious but he thinks the old Jedis time is done since they spent ten thousand years training to fight the last war while the Sith spent it preparing to win the next one. It's also why he teaches Luke to use the force, resist the dark side and nothing about the Jedi Lore. He wanted Luke to forge a new order.
@@Senkoau and they made him hide on an island and drink green tiddy milk😂
I can’t believe Leslye has the audacity to compare this travesty to Rashomon. Did she ever see Rashomon?
She probably thinks it's that yellow fox digimon.
No but she has probably seen plenty of lesbo Hentai 😂
@tylerskiss. Come on friend. This is normal for these deluded narcissist activists
They are legends in their own mind.
She read about Rashomon, like a cliff notes version so I'd say she has a pretty good understanding...at a high level.
So the Jedi are galactic botanists as well. Brilliant writing, great use of the Jedi's skills.
That's because this show is more influenced by Star Trek than Star Wars.
they are galactic child traffickers
Not all Jedi are super-warriors. Novels have actually depicted support Jedi scientists. It's also a time of relative peace so Jedi have tedious jobs to do.
We are fast approaching the finale and i dont know what this is about. Its like several ideas trying to fit into one.
Wait so Sol gets instantly "attached" to someone?
Like the exact opposite of what Jedi do??
Sol is Sith now
The whole group did this and hid it? So the Jedi are all no different from sith now. They worry about themselves rather than the selfless will of the force. Incredible
How to make Jedi’s cringe groomers 🤦🏻♂️
Qui Gon > Anakin
Anakin > Padme
Maybe Sol a different breed or Jedi mess it up every now and again
Still weirdly out of character for Sol from the rest of the show though
Qui Gon did the same thing for Anakin, defied the council and took him into dangerous areas.
@@jlsffllQui-Gon believed he found the Jedi Messiah who would save the galaxy from darkness. He wanted to train him, because his mindset as a Jedi was better than the dogmatic council Jedi, and help him save the universe.
Sol saw two identical little girls and got really obessesed with one for some reason. Gives me twilight wolf x baby love vibes. I think with rewrites maybe they could explain that he was a loner growing up and felt ostracized until his master helped him open up so he feels empathetic for Osha's being an outcast.
I came up with that midway through this message, if they got a half decent writer instead of people who are crazy they could've saved this.
Drunk 3P0 way more entertaining than Disney legit! 😅
💯😂
Those Jedi deserve medals for neutralizing a dangerous cult.
yeah.. and they did it Sith Style.....
I found the most jarring part of the episode was the end credits when they played a pop song. Like normally I couldn't care less if you played a pop song at the end of a movie. But never in Star Wars. Something about that just annoyed the crap out of me.
All on purpose.
Disney+: We no longer have a card on file
Me: Yes!
WIN!
Yaaas yaaaas
slay queen
I just use the Privacy app, with it if you no longer need a digital card you made you can just delete it and bam no charges.
22 million for a RECAP EPISODE 😂
Yeah, back in the 90s we got B5 with some of the best writing, directions and acting in space opera. B5 cost $1.5m per episode in today's money.
Actually it’s really only a 7 episode season. The two flashback episodes are recut from the same footage. They only shot 7 episodes of content for the show so really were talking closer to 26m per episode here.
@@brandonm4550money laundering. Its the only explanation.
The only way to explain episode 7 is that all the characters are 12 years old, except the kids, who are 3.
Nah imagine a 13y old boy who see a 3y old girl and thinks, she should be my beloved padawan...
@@aidenpearse2940 Yeah, Sol WAS acting like a total molester perv.....
Yeah, wtf? Torbin went to the witches cause he was homesick? And Sol killed the mother more or less deliberatly? And the rest of the witches all unisono controlled the wookie and just died when Indara severed their link to them? And then they made everything up? That was bad stuff man!
And the wiriting is so bad again. No idea what they were thinking, but they the authors clearly dont understand the Jedi at any capacity.
Torbin lame death got even lamer torbin dies of homesickness…
And after disobeying his Master and feeling guilty about it - completed his training as Knight and then on to Master??
Torbin really didn’t do anything to warrant suicide.
@@Amazingslothin only six years mind you.
So how does Qimir know what happened on Brendok when he challenges Sol? They must have been chewing Edibles every hour while writing this.
Qimir is probably Torbin in disguise or some other nonsense.
Can't wait to see how heavy handed the finale is with it's writing. It only took 7 filler episodes to tell the story... Hopefully
If you go on the Acolyte Wikipedia page, it says Mother Koril is the sith master to Qimir and apprentice to Darth Tenebrous 😂😂 they spoiled the finale already. I can’t wait to see how they fuck up Tenebrous
@@tactastic66 i figured koril had something to do with it, you never see her dead body
His master is the twin's mother.
Hands down the worst one. So...this all happened because Torbin wanted to go home. I'm literally not making that up. You can't make this shit up.
well headlamp could. mostly because of the many scissorings....
Wirte what you know.
Leslye just wanted to go home.
That's why she fed all those women to Weinstein.
The Wookie Jedi using a detector apparatus to test for "life" when he is surrounded by life? Imagine the excitement if NASA discovered grass on Mars?
exactly!. they were prolly looking for INTELLIGENT life...underground...and with a metal detector.😁😆😅🤣
Was he scouting bugs for lunch? Lol.
With that HAND-HELD DEVICE, he'll need like, what? 28 million years to cover the entire land surface of that planet?
@@alexmuenster2102 wookies have a long
lifespan. not accounting for stupid decisions of course.
RIP kelnacca. we knew you not.
Mae killed exactly 1 Jedi
We're all too late, Lucasfilm has truly fallen to the dark side. There is no hope for saving it now.
Dont put Lucasfilm on my chosen side those jokes would never last.
Why is there R&B playing in the credits? This isn’t Star Wars.
- I like how the jedis clamed a wall that's higher than the clouds, it would take hours if not days. But somehow the second time they did it it took them like 3min MAX
- Why did the white guilt jedi drink the poison? He didn't do anything wrong in this episode. All he did is he reflected some arrows. I guess that was enough for him to delete himself LMAO
- A wookie with a metal detector... I officially seen it all
What an absolutely vapid motivation, this all happened because torbin wanted to GO HOME lmfaoooooooo. Then souel why does he want this little girl so bad ???! Because he saw the girls being trained (easier training than I’m sure he went through). His obsession with taking her almost came across as pedophilic. His fear for their safety was idiotic.
People have done way dumber stuff for less reason. It's just being human
somehow it always the white man's fault 🤪
This is why I am so glad that this show is no longer canon in my head.
@@xgray2012 "Based on Star Wars by George Lucas" is literally in the credits. 186 million $ fan fic
What an unbelievable misunderstanding of what the Jedi are. And Torbin? We see him as a Padawan. Then he's in a trance for 16 years. But he's a Master?! What?!!!
No wonder Anakin was angry. It takes nothing to become a Master and they still blocked him.
@@astormofwrenches5555 🤣🤣🤣 sand was just an excuse I guess
Wow...
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Literally destroyed your only decent character, huh Leslie?
Well, let it it be known that this disaster hasn't successfully demonized the Jedi, i.e., the Jedi Order.
It just ruins 4 Jedi characters.
Also, assuming that the Living Force was telling Sol that Osha was meant to be his Padawan and not some Dark side influence or pure selfish obsession, Sol would be acting like Qui-gon Jin, following the Living Force above the Jedi Council.
Also, the Witches and Mae are still responsible for the Bendock Incident.
Indara literally said that they needed permission to test the children, but they didn't turn them away.
Also, Jedi never kidnapped children, despite the vague nature of their recruitment.
They would sense other fledgling Force Adepts through the Force, test them if permitted, and then recruit them ONLY if their parents or guardians accept it.
They could reject the Jedi.
It hurts my 9 year old heart to see such a fundamental disregard for this universe and the franchise as a whole.
I ought to thank Rian Johnson for TLJ.
That was an omen to what would come to be for Star Wars.
Forget Magick Zombie Stormtroopers, this is an Artificial Zombie Intellectual Property.
RIP Star Wars.
Filoni & John Favreau are frauds.
Kennedy is IRL a Sith Lord.
it is not canon
it ruins nothing
all and I mean *ALL* disney's SW is bantha💩
@@ItsaKindOfMagic86 They dead ass have to pull a Willow and outright decanonize this Nerf💩 to evade destroying Star Wars completely...
For the 7th time.
Grace Randolph gave up the lie? It must have been shockingly awful? I’m shocked Grace told the truth!
Or she's saying "that was terrible" in an emotional way lol. As in she's trying to pretend like this dog crap moved her emotionally
"The whole place set on fire, it was the Jedi's fault." - Are you sure you've seen the episode? If the Jedi had left the planet immediately, the place still would have burned down because apparently their "fortress" is made of some special kind of highly inflammable steel and rock without any fire suppression system whatsoever. They also used open-flame lamps, just for good measure. Their chance of survival was really slim from the start. The power of STUPIDITYYYYYY!
After Disney Episode VIII came out, I read one reviewer say: "It's as if they designed the story to try and make you feel bad about loving everything you loved in the original trilogy."
Harvey Weinstein’s former personal assistant apparently isn’t very talented. But hey, girl power, amirite?!
She’s experienced with grooming. So she’s writing what she knows personally
This is what happens when women do Sci Fi. Leave this genre to the men.
The only entertainment value of the acolyte dogshit is all the backlash around it. 😂
So Torbin decided to commit suicide for doing nothing wrong and watching Sol kill Aniseya? That was his guilt? What the f*** are Aniseya and Koril? They turned into dark spirits for a moment. This series needed more Carrie-Anne Moss. She was terrific here when given more work to do. Her jumping on Kelnacca was so Trinity.
Speeder bikes in a forest gave us Return of the Jedi vibes. We were robbed of more Indara and Kelnacca never getting a fight scene with Smilo Ren. Kelnacca was pretty much destroying Sol and Torbin before Indara saved them. Where’s Mantis when you need her?
This vergence created the twins? They weren’t born but artificially created? Same symbiont? Indara said the most important line explaining this confusion: Power was dense enough to split one consciousness into two bodies.
We honestly needed more Trinity in this series. She would’ve made it halfway decent. Such a ripoff she got killed in the opening scene and Kelnacca never getting a fight scene with Smilo Ren. Seemed like they added Lee Jung-jae’s voice later on. It didn’t seem like his voice matched the movement of his lips. His voice felt off. Maybe added later when his English had improved.
So the big bad moment for the Jedis was Sol kills Aniseya and Indara decided to lie about it. That still doesn’t explain why Torbin felt so guilty that he would commit suicide. And the only thing Indara did wrong was lie about it. Cover up Sol’s mistake. She wasn’t present when Sol killed Aniseya.
If Mae needed to kill someone, it should’ve been only Sol. Not Indara and Torbin. A couple of WTF moments but it still wasn’t a good episode. Props to Tommen Baratheon for swinging a lightsaber like that. Still had no shot beating a Wookiee Jedi.
What’s up with Sol not able to differentiate Osha from Mae? The younger versions are portrayed by actresses who are fraternal twins. The younger Mae has the prettier nose but looks more devilish. The other twin has the more innocent and worried face. Then when the twins are older and portrayed by one actress, Sol still can’t differentiate between them.
One more episode to go. Then I can move from The Acolyte and The Boys S4 to focus on House of the Dragon S2 and Cobra Kai S6 Part I and watch Deadpool & Wolverine multiple times in the theater because it’s hot af around this month. I’ve already seen MaXXXine twice and The Bikeriders at least six times.
How does it keep getting worse week after week 😆🤣
Because the force is not female 😞
Leslie HeadLamp “Hold my beer” 🍺
@@yourvenparianen5390 Lol, you missed a good opportunity to tell a joke. It gets worse from week to week because this series is what the force is 🙋♀️ looks like. Illogical,🤣🤣🤣.
So, what connection does smilo ren has with this plotline?
Exactly 😅
Does it matter at this point? 😂
“He sees they’re doing something to this hole. I dunno they’re praying to this hole”.
😂. I’m fucking dying . Cause the screenshot and how bad the show is, that prolly the best way to sum it up.
No Jedi would do what they have done. The writers clearly dont know what they are doing
We knew the Jedi killed all the witches.
Just not how, which was Trinity cutting them off from the Matrix.
We all did ,Everyone guessed that the moment the release headland “deconstructing the Jedi” interview
1 Jedi mind fucked a wookie so hard it killed 49 witches. Palpatine who?
Not even sure we can call these guys Jedi. More like a group of confused sith killed a bunch of witches. It's a victimless crime
It was a pretty lame death of manyyyy😂
i said that after episode 3 - its gonna b the jedis fault in the end
I knew it would be thanks to the interviews of the cast and headland
A Wookie with a metal detector?! 😂
thats a new meme, it sounds like a line from monty python.
Lol everyone and their grandma knew the show was going to have the masacre be the jedi's fault in the dumbest way possible due to Headland's hatred of jedi. Why did they waste the entire season teasing this reveal and dedicate an entire episode to a reveal so insanely obvious to everyone
That’s not a mystery Leslie HellLand, that’s a MYSTERY BOX 📦
Leslye loves any kind of box.
Wookie Jedi Master with a metal detector? Priceless 😅
He's going to need a lo-oong time to scan even only 0.001% of that planet's surface!
If you go on the Acolyte Wikipedia page, it says Mother Koril is the sith master to Qimir and apprentice to Darth Tenebrous 😂😂 they spoiled the finale already. I can’t wait to see how they fuck up Tenebrous
Thanks.
This episode is so meta, it’s about the guilt a former employee of Weinstein feels about her role in the alleged sexual abuse of women by her boss. This episode was her form of catharsis. Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Iger should be fired on merchandise sales alone. Good luck having parents buy lightsabers, baby Yoda and action figures after this Ruin Johnson moment.
Well, I guess the power of many doesn’t really work
Watch Qimir be Darth Plaugis and he gets the idea of Anakin from the Space Lesbians
you mean Darth Plug-In
I now know why Yoda is nowhere to be see in this show; he'd be like "Full of shit, you are. Much bullshit in you, I sense."
If you can suspend disbelief, have short term memory issues, or have had massive head trauma, you might enjoy this show.
So much for THE POWER OF MANNYYYYY.
defeated by the power of the 'Trinity'...
I’m so glad the jedi didn’t obey the council. Thank the lord them witches don’t exist anymore
😂
I think the Jedi should have a parade and medals for killing all the evil witches off.
So, I have to ask, when Leslie Headland goes to the Bohemian Grove, how much bribing is involved before she goes down on a demonic entity? I mean, this whole "all the good guys are evil" garbage is text book left hand path, so I'm just curious😊
It is really really really bad. 😢
I’ve prayed to a few holes in my life
Why do they make the Jedi so stupid?
Aren't they supposed to be all-knowing and wise? I know girl scouts smarter than these Jedi in Acolyte
I don't even get the controversy within the show. They went to the witches' coven to try to get the twins, which is questionable, but then Mother Amabalama or whatever her name is turns into a cloud of death to attack the Jedi and they defend themselves and she says "oh but I was gonna let you have her". Uh... then why are you fucking attacking him?
Then at the end Trinity says to lie by saying Mae started a fire but Mae really did start a fire. She seemed to regret it but she sure did it. The Jedi don't know Mae regrets it. They shouldn't know Mae started the fire in the first place though so I don't know what the hell everyone is supposed to know actually.
The witches all die because... uh... they just do? Breaking the wookiee out of their control suddenly killed like 48 witches? If it did, it killed them because THEY WERE ATTACKING THE JEDI.
So... witches who said they were going to let the Jedi have the girl used violence to stop the Jedi and now the Jedi are bad because they defended themselves?
I mean you could argue they should not have bothered the witches in the first place which would be really valid, but after that point nothing fucking controversial even happened.
Sol deciding to save Osha over Mae is questionable, but he's saving one instead of letting them both die, which is rough but quite understandable.
I don't see where the Jedi are the bad guys any way you look at it. If the witches weren't on the attack, and the Jedi just slaughtered them because they're non-registered force users or something, then that would be bad.
My bf is a normie that has "enjoyed" the first 4 episodes. Im heartbroken
more like Ex-boyfriend
Run
Dump him
A red flag meaning run...faraway.
@@palerider9565like that one soyboy who cried at the trailer of the Rey movie probably
the quick review sounds like a 4 year old telling a story with no details, no story or plot, just babble. and that sums up these past 7 episodes so far i guess
So basically, if you witness a massacre (that you have no part of), you’re still guilty and you need to kill yourself. You kill a couple of Jedis and say-
“Oh, it’s because I’m different and no one respected me or love me.”
“All is forgiven!! Screw those Jedis you killed! You’re my new best friend let’s make out!”
So, if you’re the main character or just different, you can literally get away with murder.
This further proves of how toxic the writers really are.
The only Jedi acting like a Jedi was Indarra. The rest were totally giving into their passions like Sith.