The Acolyte Episode 6 - Skinny-Dip With The Sith - Spoilers!
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- Опубліковано 2 лип 2024
- The Acolyte Episode 6 Explained - We are back for another week of The Crapolyte. A show that continues to impress with it's almost impossibly boring flow. Again we have an episode that sputters by with the two leading ladies working with the other side. Outside of a shirtless Sith swim, nothing exciting happens. On to the next episode of The Acolyte!
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"The force is female? Nah the force is falling asleep" lmfao. Got me from the get go 👍
He had so many banger things he called the people and places istg
OSHA got a safety violation after touching a Sith’s lightsaber.
50 Shades of Jedi
50 shades of Gay
Give credit for that. I saw it on a thumbnail from Nerdrotic.
...and Lame.
More like 50 shades of darkside
I would watch that. Much more interesting than what they delivered.
The names you have for the characters are so funny 😂 Martian ManHater killed me
The Reject Character From The Holiday Special 😂😂😂
„May the force be forgotten“ - great 😂
Martian Man-Hater! Love it!!!😂
I thought the bugs were only attracted by the light 😂
We all know Osha and sexy Sith will have a love baby called darth plagueis
Darth Plagueis isn’t human. He is an alien.
@@madisonbadger9454 You think that is going to stop these people? In this version he might be a black, handicapped Muslim woman.
But it was more about what they will do in the end. They will tie to the OT's or similar, and they will do so by putting a curse on Skywalker family, or fathering the Palpatine bloodline or something along those lines.
@@tommyboman7735 I agree with you. I am just hoping it’s not going to play out that way.
I'm actually here for that. Do you not think that was a good idea of yours?
Martian Manhater!!!! I freaking love it!!!!😂
Just don't do it😂, the Nike marketing for the Acolyte track suit😅
“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.” Really applies to you. It really shows how casual you are.
Awesome video Adam 😅 far more enjoyable and funny than the show itself
Only 1 new episode to go before the finale
I’m so glad you’re still watching this show.
Tbh I’m glad millions of dollars were spent on the making of this show just for these roasts 😂
Adam, your reviews are the best part of The Crapolyte. Only reason to keep watching it. It’s unfortunate because this was an opportunity for them to make a really great Star Wars show. They failed miserably, but at least we have your hilarious reviews! Thank you!
Adam, this is your best review/recap to date 😂 I was laughing the entire time. Martian Manhater, Beavis and/or Butthead, Rocket Raccoon’s inbred cousin 😘 You are firing on all cylinders today 😃
The gopher part was my favourite scene. It was mini me vibes. They should have played the music or Benny hill.
Looks kind of like the gopher from Caddy Shack.
Your videos are the best! You’re almost at 100k subs!! 🎉
I love the crapolyte reviews. Absolutely look forward to tues/weds now for your video. I don't even watch the show I just listen to your take so I don't waste my time. Thank you for your sacrifice
Why does it feels like nothing happened in episode 6
Because the story move forward much. We still haven't seen the full flashback of what really happened during the fire. Sol promised several times to tell Osha/Mae what really happened only to say nothing.
I have to say Sol's behavior is really suspicious. Did he just go to escape from green Jedimaster? Why did the Padawan of green Jedimaster immediately framed Sol for the dead Jedis? Sol seems really unstable with his emotions, he almost broke the code by attacking an unarmed Qmir if Oshaw hadn't hold him back.
What if Sol cashed the scar on Qmir's back? Apparently they have history with eachother.
@matthias4037 bruh it's not that much of a mystery. Green lady is evil. The Jedis wiped out the witches and brainwashed Osha. Sol was an accomplice that sworn secrecy and is feeling guilty. Green lady was the master of Qmir. She tortured him (she whipped his back) which caused him to revolt against her and become a sith yada yada The real mystery is why are they dragging this blatantly obvious reveal out so long.
Also the never attack an unarmed person thing is stupid and was only made as a rule in this show to make the Jedis look dumb.
The Nike joke earns a like from me😂
I remember in 2008 thinking twilight was the downfall of society……2024 and Star Wars is ripping off twilight
I'm hearing this Twilight comparison alot... I'd like to know the comparison if anyone wants to waste time sharing?
How does it feel to be overwhelmed with hatred for space fairytales? Making that paper I bet it feels good. Congrats!
I think Adam has a man crush on Manny Jacinto! LOL
"Martian Man-Hater!" LMAO!
I stopped watching on episode 3. but, I continue to watch these reviews so I can experience your suffering.
You mean episode 3, this is season 1.
After episode 3 , I was. What crap did I watch ?
@@matthias4037 solid spot, the joys of typing at 1am when you are balls tired. xxx
I think her waking up is a play on The Force Awakening lol
I’m 39 years old. I grew up a casual fan but well aware of the grip SW had on pop culture/society. The prequels arrived & the fandom grew exponentially. I saw each one in theaters. Enjoyed them but not quite as magical as the og’s. All that said…I waited a to watch TFA, until the hype died a little. I wasn’t impressed. And haven’t watched a single Disney SW project since & I feel I’m s better man because of it. I do however have a guilty pleasure of watching channels talk shit. And that’s my Star Wars story
This is great stuff. Glad I found this channel!
Good sister + discounted miller = Anakin Skywalker. Call it.
Let's just wave the white flag, Darth Kennedy won and Star Wars is dead.
Thank you for your dedication Adam
My interest in this Star Wars series has gone from not caring to hating it.
Hating is still an emotion. Disney Star Wars isnt canon to me.
Apathy leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering is the path to the dark side.
@@ryanbates9331 A lot of people went to the dark side then
Congratulations on 85k subs, well deserved
Thank you very much!
Ezra Miller is discount Manny Jacinto, not the other way around.
No one else has mentioned how stupid it was that she whipped the bug without looking, attempting to look stoic and badass. It was so pathetic. Like the same cringe girlboss energy as when Galadriel killed the troll.
The power of two cheeks.
Love it! Cant wait for the fan fictions! 😊
As someone else said, this is a show for 15 year old girls. But 15 year old girls do not watch Star Wars, so this is what it is.
At least we can thank Disney/Lucasfilm and Star Wars for these consistent reviews. This has been great! Way more entertaining than the actual show. It's been like a full on universe of MST3k/Rifftrax just absolutely taking the piss out of this show. Every episode has provided so many great laughs and riffs/ content.
Love the way u talk up/down movies/series in your comedic way cheers me up especially after the way Hollywood destroys everything nowadays
You make me laugh bud keep it up pls 😊
The Ballsackolyte.
In a blue lagoon filled with frigid waterfalls,
Swam a naked, dark jedi, with shrinking balls.
They danced in the air, weightless and spry,
Diminishing small as a pea in the sky.
With a twirl and a whirl, they shrank and they bounced,
In temples, in alleys, across rooftops they pounced.
A marvel to see, two luminous spheres,
Their secrets revealed as Osha peers.
He is the Ballsackolyte, a handsome dark knight
His helmet keeps his identity locked tight
The naked sith lord, with shrinking balls
A Darthmaul clone, minus facepaint, horns and overalls.
Hilarious chum. Also loved yer Livestream. I really hope you didn't give up on your movie screenplay chum. We're all suns out buns out for it. Still don't know why you don't have the views that some other Chadwhite brunette vampire with no personality gets. Or some angry guy who loves coffee.
Jeremy Jahns I get.
Lol
Keep it up with your sweet hilarity and intelligent wit. It gets us through the day chum.
Also...your editor rocks.
Acolyte Writers, probably: Martian Manhater is Discount Ezra Miller's former master, and his back scar came fron her lightsaber whip.
If she joined homie in the pool, I would've bumped it from 1 to 10. Such wasted potential
We don't even have Disney+ anymore. I just enjoy watching people talk about the show and sh-- all over it lol
But yeah.... Disney is making me embarrassed to like Star Wars
I am having trouble deciding between this review & Snarky Jay's for most entertaining. Obviously she looks better, but both have such wit and charm all rolled together. I guess it will be a tie. Keep up the awesome reviews!
This show needed more man-buns. They might as well just aim for camp at this point.
The force is sleep. 🤣
Master Sol, donate some of his midichlorian juice
to the Space Witches, to make babies.
Qimir (sith), rule of two, the badboy, wants the bi sexual twins as his Acolyte(concubines).
Hey, you dropped this 👑
I'm gonna guess that a Sith would call Smilo Ren a Jedi then?
Jecki is probably looking from the afterlife, seeing her killer woo her crush like 😟
It's amazing how investors can watch Disney burn their money like this.
These idiots at Lucasfilm with all their resources are writing fan fiction without a care to how much damage they're doing to the Star Wars brand.
Keep it up Adam you should be more popular than you are on here!
Appreciate it, thanks!
Ep. 1: someone gets knocked down....
Ep. 2: someone gets knocked down....
Ep. 3: someone gets knocked down....
Ep. 4: someone gets knocked down....
Ep. 5: someone gets knocked down....
Ep. 6: someone gets knocked down....
Ep. 7: someone gets knocked down....
Ep. 8: someone gets knocked down again...
Amazing work Lesbi Headlamp 🙌🙌😏😏
2:17 How dare you...
Holy shit! This review was f'ing hilar! (That's short for hilarious)!
Nice review
The story hasnt moved much in the past 3 episodes. They could have cut down 80% of it and made it one episode.
So let me get this right....a sith master use a plasma torch on a metal helmet that disrupts plasma torches(light saber) and none on you clowns called bullshyte on this😂😂😂
Martian Man Hater 😂😂😂
Bro 💀💀💀
X-men 97’ reviews should only make the Acolyte reviews more embarrassing to Disney / Star Wars team
Liking the sky blue and pink color way. Still vote to bring back the old Adam haircut style. You have a rant that mentions paying $ for haircuts. Don't lose touch with your true self, Adam.
Please don't hate yourself!!
But please do keep watching so I don't have to 😏
I can already see the finale being super disappointing.. I mean the show is already that, but the finale just that _extra_ bit more, you know? All this buildup to just be ... fizzled out. Still I hope to maybe be proven wrong... somehow... maybe... probably not.
Will the "Foxxy Love" scene from Drawn Together be in episode 7 or 8?
Kenobi killed my fandom, can’t even watch the OT anymore
People seem to misunderstand how Jedi connect to The Force. Jedi need to be calm abd stable to connect properly which Sol was not for sometime. He was mometarily not completly intune
I did not watch this.. but heard about it. I decided to give the benefit of doubt and change roles, meaning, imagine if its not a guy but a woman who was at the pond stripping down. Even then, there is quite a high chance the guy will still hate her.. considering what she did. So.... i think its a fail.
I literally texted my boy saying the actress looks great even tho the show doesn't. 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️😂 Least I'm not alone lol
Star Wars Nike attire lol
I will always love George Lucas Star Wars but i started giving up on Disney Star Wars at Last Jedi and completely gave up by the Reva Show starring Obi-Wan. I am enjoying them not learning and being roasted.
However, i still feel Star Wars will turn around and will be interesting if audiences will come back. I wont but ill enjoy hearing about it.
Crapolyte 😂😂😂
I was so bored watching this episode
THIS IS WRITTEN FOR NICKELODEON 😩
Put a LGBT whatever in charge and get a gay/lesbian product…shocking 😂
Episode 5 was dope and left me with hope and episode 6 just was boring and mid
😂
I know you hate the prequels too but dude the Jedi in the prequels at least had some essence of being bad ass. These Jedi look like some cosplaying fools who were picked up at a Starbucks in the state of Washington.
There were A LOT of scenes in the prequels where they sat around in their down robes, having really dull conversations. I agree that they didn't seem like kids playing dress up like these ones do but I just don't agree with a lot of the choices Lucas made with the Jedi, in terms of not having relationships with others, only having a master/apprentice Sith, etc. It's just not very interesting/enjoyable.
Excellent review Adam. Your reviews are that entertaining for me that watching the show is completely unnecessary. I haven’t missed a thing and I have laughed all the way through.
Cheers 🤟
Martian man hater lol 💀
So unfortunately bad.
After watching this review I have come to the conclusion that Sol is the Sith Master. He is constantly hiding the past from everyone around him. STILL A VERY BAD SHOW!
Its absolutely awful
Manny has Always been very sexy and gorgeous. And that's Still not going to persuade me to watch this series.
He is not a sith!!! He is a fallen jedi
you do know that %90 of all great Sith Lords are fallen jedi in all Star Wars, right? cause you (or anybody else) cannot be that dumb. When you fall from the ways of the Jedi, you fall INTO the ways of the Sith since they are opposites of each other for the Force coin. It is literally in their respective philosophy/codes and yes, it is that simple.
@@takuid yea and he is not a sith, he is a dark jedi, like Baylan Skull
“8 scenes start this way (Osha waking up)” yeah almost like movies can have repeated motifs to symbolize something
They can. Let me know when you figure this one out.