Batman v Superman Spoilers Discussion

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  • @OrganizedChaos14
    @OrganizedChaos14 8 років тому +531

    I really like the idea that Batman is broken after the death of Robin in this movie. But given the storytelling we've seen so far, I don't think the guys behind this movie were smart enough to plan that out.

    • @HexPLAYSPlus
      @HexPLAYSPlus 8 років тому +1

      yup

    • @whistlz
      @whistlz 8 років тому +26

      They just thought OMG EXPLOSIONZZZ + GUNZZZ + BATMAN = MONAAAYYYYYY

    • @MegaMK13
      @MegaMK13 8 років тому +38

      It was. robin's suit is clearly shown with graffiti saying "HA HA HA jokes on you BATMAN" meaning Joker did get to him.
      people like you ruin movies for yourselves.

    • @braam39
      @braam39 8 років тому +15

      really so the part where go from pseudo Mythological fantasy with his symbol literally helping to ascend the light, to the demon he's becoming trying to devour him. the fact the cops are shocked by the branding means that wasn't part of his M.O. he was too emotional and reckless. the movie gave plenty of evidence to his brokenness

    • @AliBazz
      @AliBazz 8 років тому +1

      uber everywhere

  • @Elazul2k
    @Elazul2k 8 років тому +365

    Batman was the best Punisher I've ever seen!

    • @DragOzze
      @DragOzze 8 років тому +5

      +Elazul2k wow I thought exactly the same thing

    • @mohammedsirajuddin8541
      @mohammedsirajuddin8541 7 років тому +22

      You ain't seen the Netflix Punisher yet then - "One batch , two batch , penny and dime.

    • @izzeypally
      @izzeypally 6 років тому +9

      Mohammed Sirajuddin
      Amen to that. Netflix punisher is fucking amazing.

  • @velvetanalog6787
    @velvetanalog6787 8 років тому +1031

    other joe's chest is a portal to another dimension lol

    • @starkraven1148
      @starkraven1148 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 8 років тому +28

      It's the S he threw at Non in Superman part II

    • @shnirfel6087
      @shnirfel6087 8 років тому

      XD

    • @NostalgicRemedy
      @NostalgicRemedy 8 років тому

      +Simon T I thought I was the only that noticed, it looks sick

    • @bagrym
      @bagrym 8 років тому +2

      +Simon T thats where they keep the shadow zone

  • @carlchristianlindalen9311
    @carlchristianlindalen9311 8 років тому +1607

    That wasn't no batman. That was Punisher with a cape and a butler.

    • @SkeloDevil601
      @SkeloDevil601 8 років тому +32

      lol I know right.

    • @kingofthebis1068
      @kingofthebis1068 8 років тому +10

      Lol

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 8 років тому +47

      "Master Wayne! What is it?"
      "I just don't know Commisioner Alfred...!"

    • @gogista
      @gogista 8 років тому +60

      Exactly. A very good portrayal of Punisher, but far from Batman.

    • @rdalev1
      @rdalev1 8 років тому +30

      Guess you never read Frank Millers Batman....

  • @jacobhoward927
    @jacobhoward927 8 років тому +205

    I actually loved the Superman death, maybe it was too early, but I liked it

    • @SalsaDeBorgona
      @SalsaDeBorgona 8 років тому +2

      Nope

    • @CPTcakester117
      @CPTcakester117 8 років тому +24

      he didnt die dide you see the dirt rise a little bit

    • @milospejovic5588
      @milospejovic5588 8 років тому

      +man 99284498140477 spoilersss
      Superman dies due to doomsday

    • @Apxn
      @Apxn 8 років тому +3

      +man 99284498140477 Doomsday killed superman, but hes not really dead, hes regenerating.

    • @CPTcakester117
      @CPTcakester117 8 років тому

      ***** So Batman fought superman for like 10 minutes and had him on the ground and was about to kill him but shit happened and he got killed by doomsday, but batman wouldve won

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 5 років тому +125

    3:26 - 3:43
    *Spoilers*
    Well Joe, Marvel listened.

    • @bobbyhawk8797
      @bobbyhawk8797 4 роки тому +1

      Wait he talking about Superman got nothing to do with Marvel

    • @TheBoy32NDME
      @TheBoy32NDME 4 роки тому +12

      @@bobbyhawk8797 go watch endgame

    • @osc-oldschoolclips5204
      @osc-oldschoolclips5204 3 роки тому +8

      Yupppp. I’m not really a fan of most MCU films BUT they at least fucking developed majority of their characters on screen and didn’t rush things!!!!!!!

  • @EroticOnion23
    @EroticOnion23 8 років тому +297

    Did Joe even give other Joe and Del microphones? Are they just decoration??

    • @rachellefiriro
      @rachellefiriro 8 років тому +1

      +EroticOnion23 LOL

    • @haydenray4303
      @haydenray4303 8 років тому +6

      +EroticOnion23 It's Joe's show. Yes, other Joe and Del certainly contribute to the success of The Angry Joe Show in their own ways, but when it comes down to it, it's Joe's show.

    • @Clashuchan
      @Clashuchan 8 років тому +40

      *+EroticOnion23* Eh, I still hope he'd just dump Del entirely. He never contributes anything to the conversation and he always looks like he hasn't showered in a week.

    • @Dramn_
      @Dramn_ 8 років тому +11

      +Klickker Del is awesome, don't like it? Leave.

    • @Clashuchan
      @Clashuchan 8 років тому +20

      Dronarus He's not, at least not in MY OPINION. I've been subbed to Joe for years (way before Del even showed up) so no, I won't leave either.
      But If YOU can't handle my opinion of Del then feel free to leave yourself.

  • @Zepha21
    @Zepha21 8 років тому +459

    Also plot hole: why is superman even able to fly with the spear?
    First Batman takes down Superman with a little bit of kryptonite-dust, then Superman can fly around with a giant stick made of kryptonite...

    • @st8vie282
      @st8vie282 8 років тому +13

      Well he is like hovering but come on let's not nitpick

    • @rocketpunchgo1
      @rocketpunchgo1 8 років тому +58

      It's not nitpicking- it's a legitimate question. A huge chunk of the rock literally no less than 3 feet from his face (holding it at arm's length) WHILE flying for at least 5 seconds (to get to Doomsday)... yeah that shit should have killed him already lol

    • @deshibasara7069
      @deshibasara7069 8 років тому +34

      It's not exactly a plot hole. He was ready to die, so he was at his strongest, and was able to endure the Kryptonite for a short period of time. He does so in the comics as well when fighting Metallo.

    • @schwartzy65
      @schwartzy65 8 років тому +6

      Zepha21 i think when he breathes the kryptonite smoke it effect is much more powerful atleast it seemes that way when smoke goes inside hims molecular level...

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 6 років тому +4

      Zepha21 Plus it's a spear... you can throw those y'know?!😂 Doomsday was in lasso lock so that would of worked

  • @DoraKage
    @DoraKage 8 років тому +1755

    Marvel: "On your left...."

    • @somestuffin
      @somestuffin 8 років тому +1

      Ha

    • @BenSmith-sy4bt
      @BenSmith-sy4bt 8 років тому +3

      I am weak 😂

    • @BenSmith-sy4bt
      @BenSmith-sy4bt 8 років тому +67

      For you dc fans that is a refrence to captain america running laps around falcon and marvel is captain america and dc is falcon

    • @OfficialReckM8
      @OfficialReckM8 8 років тому +35

      +Ben Smith It's funny how Marvel fans attack DC fans for this film but when people mention all the flaws in the Avengers movies you guys have no idea what to say.

    • @MrXvar
      @MrXvar 8 років тому +51

      +Mark Zeppelin Age of Ultron was a big step down but it wasn't a drop to 30% drop down lol

  • @johthuma6550
    @johthuma6550 8 років тому +491

    people who like the movie: " if there is a 1 percent chance that this movie is good, we must take it as an absolute"

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 7 років тому

      Monkey D. Tobi is Tobi..... A will of D.

    • @ativaadzem566
      @ativaadzem566 6 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @xshadionytpx7891
      @xshadionytpx7891 6 років тому

      omg xd and later he says same shit about ressurecting him wtf hahah

    • @brando3342
      @brando3342 5 років тому

      @Ramses II
      Just thought I'd drop this here. Joe said he wanted to know who came up with all the clever stuff. Those are Bible stories. Stolen from the Bible and the glory not given back to the created of them, of all things.

    • @radjadawamindra697
      @radjadawamindra697 5 років тому

      So that means DC was like: "I see this as an absolute win!"

  • @Calinks
    @Calinks 8 років тому +151

    How did Lois know the spear would Kill Doomsday? She had no knowledge of what the hell he was.

    • @TheVanOvanShow
      @TheVanOvanShow 8 років тому

      lol

    • @RespiteofChampions
      @RespiteofChampions 8 років тому +12

      +Calinks Kryptonite kills Kryptonians. Doomsday was a Kryptonian.

    • @TheTaskmaster
      @TheTaskmaster 8 років тому

      +Dorian Arcia even superman didn't know that in this movie though. no idea.

    • @RespiteofChampions
      @RespiteofChampions 8 років тому +12

      TheTaskmaster You need to watch the movie again if you really think that.

    • @TheTaskmaster
      @TheTaskmaster 8 років тому

      +Dorian Arcia when did superman learn of kryptonite? maybe there was one line that i was distracted through but when did Lois learn what it does

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox 8 років тому +118

    Am I the only one who, when they showed the Robin costume with "Joke's on YOU, Batman!" spray painted on it, wanted to see *that* movie instead of the one we were watching?

    • @yusufsaid5571
      @yusufsaid5571 5 років тому +5

      Shawnee Longbow true its just sad we wil never see that movie😢

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 роки тому +3

      @@yusufsaid5571 Yeah I remember when that was what the Batman movie with Ben Affleck was shaping out to be. Really sad we're not getting that.

  • @ArcaneTeam
    @ArcaneTeam 8 років тому +256

    Batman should had said: HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD!

  • @kkomatose7617
    @kkomatose7617 8 років тому +261

    Did anyone realise how cool flash looked when he came through the multiverse to talk to batman, he was wearing some coooool assss armour

    • @onek_1429
      @onek_1429 8 років тому +5

      IKR

    • @jaimepena2052
      @jaimepena2052 8 років тому +4

      yep, it was pretty cool

    • @gerardhoagland6707
      @gerardhoagland6707 8 років тому +8

      In injustice his suit looks more like armor

    • @zappbrannigan2801
      @zappbrannigan2801 8 років тому +18

      +DoubbleCross I thought it was Red Hood for a moment XD, what with the visor and all that.

    • @andresgagge6977
      @andresgagge6977 8 років тому +1

      yea, I though he was super bad ass, but at the same time I don't understand how did batman dream about him if he doesn't know about the Flash :'p

  • @wolvieinactive
    @wolvieinactive 8 років тому +566

    Who thinks captain America civil war will wreck this movie?

    • @EvolvedDinosaur
      @EvolvedDinosaur 8 років тому +12

      Absolutely

    • @redhood8798
      @redhood8798 8 років тому +2

      +CRAFTYMANIAK LMAO

    • @Electrolizr
      @Electrolizr 8 років тому +2

      +CRAFTYMANIAK Rogue One > Suicide Squad > Civil War > BvS

    • @ftwnoobbuster
      @ftwnoobbuster 8 років тому +4

      +CRAFTYMANIAK After I walked out of this movie, buddy I already knew it fucking will.

    • @ftwnoobbuster
      @ftwnoobbuster 8 років тому +1

      Dark Fire lol

  • @RallyLeAce
    @RallyLeAce 5 років тому +27

    3:24 what Joe describes is literally the end of Endgame but with Superman instead of Iron Man

  • @Favewavegames
    @Favewavegames 8 років тому +311

    Joe just do these on your own if you're not gonna let other Joe and del speak

    • @thedarkrocker333
      @thedarkrocker333 8 років тому +12

      Exactly

    • @GodfallArt
      @GodfallArt 8 років тому +10

      +TopFiveMoments Hes just a little bit too passionate lol

    • @BrokenContracts
      @BrokenContracts 8 років тому

      He needs to grow obviously lol, maybe someday

    • @kingsleyzissou1120
      @kingsleyzissou1120 8 років тому +3

      +TopFiveMoments Those are called "yes men", they are just there to stroke Joe's ego. These guys are extremely boring reviewers, I'll take Red Letter Media's content any day over this tripe.

    • @madridjohnny5129
      @madridjohnny5129 8 років тому +8

      It's called the AngryJoe show....
      not the " 2 fat angry guys with a slave" show

  • @rielar4742
    @rielar4742 8 років тому +248

    I'm spoiling myself before i see this movie

    • @dotfa_30
      @dotfa_30 8 років тому +5

      GENIUS!!!

    • @jacksonpaul5714
      @jacksonpaul5714 8 років тому

      Movie

    • @CReaper210
      @CReaper210 8 років тому +14

      +Rielar
      I'm doing the same. But I personally don't really mind spoilers. It doesn't make me want to watch a movie any less.

    • @AlphaProto
      @AlphaProto 8 років тому +17

      +Rielar If you watched all the trailers you can put the movie together.

    • @jeremyking9108
      @jeremyking9108 8 років тому

      +Rielar As am I, I really couldn't give a fuck.

  • @stephenwhite8270
    @stephenwhite8270 5 років тому +112

    3:20 joe predicted the end of endgame 3 years before it came out

    • @benjaminloken1999
      @benjaminloken1999 5 років тому +5

      Yes, yes he did

    • @albertjohnston1026
      @albertjohnston1026 4 роки тому

      How so? That there are multiple heroes? I assume you don't mean that, it's an Avengers film after all, not an Avenger film. Or do you mean that there was a death and people mourned? Because leading up to that movie, the question was never "will people die" (aside from whether or not Disney would have the balls), it was "how many will die". And naturally when someone dies, people mourn. Sorry for the long comment, I just don't understand.
      Tony didn't even start the Avengers. Not only was he not the first Marvel film in the series iirc (but the first good one, the first was the hulk movie with a different actor), but he didn't put together the team. He wasn't even _picked_ for the team. They decided against him being in it. They picked the suit, not Tony.

    • @albertjohnston1026
      @albertjohnston1026 4 роки тому

      I suppose, to be fair, this was still well before even Infinity War came out.

    • @albertjohnston1026
      @albertjohnston1026 4 роки тому

      @Javin Newell It's not a rant, surprisingly enough. It's just a long question. TL;DR, what the hell is the OP talking about?

    • @insectbrad1698
      @insectbrad1698 4 роки тому +2

      Albert Johnston im kinda late. But I agree with you. I have no idea what op is talking about.

  • @rodster6campingprepper
    @rodster6campingprepper 8 років тому +41

    I am not alright with Batman killing in this film what so ever. It's one thing in Burtons twisted alternate universe batman movies but this is supposed to be THE DC cinematic universe. They change the character too much by having him killing left right and center. There is nothing likeable about him. Though there is nothing likeable about Superman either, the miserable fuck.

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 4 роки тому +4

      I'm perfectly Fine with Batman annihilating people.

    • @frankthecat1660
      @frankthecat1660 2 місяці тому

      I loved it, nothing gayer than Batman constantly letting violent criminals get away with just a few punches.

  • @EugenMarianPopescu
    @EugenMarianPopescu 8 років тому +341

    Angry Joe you keep sayn' "Superman is dead, Superman is dead"...No, Superman is not dead.

    • @EpponiusNL
      @EpponiusNL 8 років тому +23

      exactly

    • @therealventures
      @therealventures 8 років тому +49

      exactly. The movie overall is great

    • @v2iame
      @v2iame 8 років тому +102

      He's talking about how they attempted a 'death' way too early without any significant character development.

    • @NATE0396
      @NATE0396 8 років тому +116

      +Eugen Marian Popescu You're missing the point. He knows Superman isn't really dead. Joe is pissed cause they did his death WAY too early and now in future sequels, there will no longer be any stakes for Superman. We all know he'll be fine in the end. They really can't do his death again.

    • @keonnelson4480
      @keonnelson4480 8 років тому +29

      Your missing Angry Joe's point. It's obvious he isn't dead but he "died in the eyes of the characters. But we as the viewers didn't feel it. There was so many plots in the movie and none of them had a solid climax. Everything just happened one after the next without thorough explaination... Like why is batman so special he's having dreams of the future? How did human DNA complete Doomsday if human DNA should make Cryptonian's weaker. Like in the case of superboy... The movie makes no sense at all

  • @CarlosContreras
    @CarlosContreras 8 років тому +304

    Is the beard dude there just to agree with everything Angry Joe says?

    • @braddimond3368
      @braddimond3368 8 років тому +56

      yes

    • @malbowz1257
      @malbowz1257 8 років тому +4

      +Carlos Contreras His Fox News comment was uncalled for.

    • @Kannos1600
      @Kannos1600 8 років тому +1

      yes because AJ hired him

    • @rush34ify
      @rush34ify 8 років тому

      +Kannos1600 yeah its pointless ....

    • @Themanwithnoname123
      @Themanwithnoname123 8 років тому +8

      +Carlos Contreras and is they disagree with each other the guy with the beard quickly changes his mind XD

  • @LeoCharles
    @LeoCharles 8 років тому +39

    "My mom's name is Martha"
    "Omg, Mine too!"
    "Lets be friends and never fight again!"
    *leaves movie theater*

    • @JuggyBohab
      @JuggyBohab 8 років тому +5

      +LeO2PaC our mom's have the same name? yup! did we just become best friends? yup! do you wanna go do karate in the garage?

    • @ffxiisucks
      @ffxiisucks 8 років тому +5

      +LeO2PaC Yup, that was really dumb.

  • @michaelcabrera9634
    @michaelcabrera9634 8 років тому +96

    I don't like that batman kills because he leaves all the major villains alive and just kills the goons that makes no sense .... the red hood story is robin is mad batman won't kill joker so he trys to and batman stops him... it messes up some of the best stories of batman with batman killing

    • @gametimeidk9335
      @gametimeidk9335 5 років тому +2

      Michael Cabrera I agree under the red hood movie was good

    • @kentown8115
      @kentown8115 5 років тому +1

      also this is after under the red hood, the robin suit said jokes in you, which is a call back to when joker killed jason Todd, one of the reasons he probabaly kills in this film. pretty sure joker is dead at this point. cause in suicide squad batman isnt near as violent yet.

    • @baileyIrishCream6984
      @baileyIrishCream6984 2 роки тому

      It was a dream Batman didn't really shoot them up.

  • @MarkyMatey
    @MarkyMatey 8 років тому +189

    This film was an utter disaster.

    • @MegaXZeroForever
      @MegaXZeroForever 8 років тому +5

      yup

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 8 років тому +19

      +Mgen G.
      How I looked before watched this movie -> :D
      How I looked after watched this movie -> D:

    • @lelxrv
      @lelxrv 8 років тому +6

      +Mgen G. Nope.

    • @bradenhowell3600
      @bradenhowell3600 8 років тому +15

      +Rasiterita it was ass. ur just a butthurt fanboy

    • @jonnyboy4289
      @jonnyboy4289 8 років тому

      +Mgen G. I don't blame you because I never saw the movie and I knew that this movie is going to be a failure.

  • @KatieMaddalena
    @KatieMaddalena 5 років тому +59

    First, DC should've:
    Made a Flash movie.
    Made an Aquaman movie.
    Made a Cyborg movie.
    Made a Batman movie.
    Made a Superman movie.
    Made a Wonder Woman movie.
    THEN made a Justice League movie.

    • @zhengyingli
      @zhengyingli 5 років тому +4

      It's just a pattern of Hollywood rushing their movies. Just look at Fellowship of the Ring; that movie was rushed to hell because they didn't make solo movies for Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Smeagol, Deagol and Tom Bombadil.

    • @legendary3952
      @legendary3952 5 років тому +5

      Not really they didn’t need to make a cyborg or a batman movie. This movie would’ve been fine if it was great. Why would cyborg need a movie he has never been that type of character, he could’ve easily been incorporated in the film, so could batman. Green lantern, flash, Wonder Woman and aquaman needed a film tho

    • @richardchargingcloud6590
      @richardchargingcloud6590 5 років тому

      with sprinkles of martian manhunter in each perhaps?

    • @JavierPerez-se2pb
      @JavierPerez-se2pb 4 роки тому +2

      @Katie Maddalena. Judging by their version of flash, aquaman and cyborg, they would have fucked that up too.

    • @masonanliker666
      @masonanliker666 4 роки тому +1

      @@zhengyingli i hope your joking. i really hope your joking

  • @Phelixc
    @Phelixc 8 років тому +216

    To me, Lex Luthor was a huge let down. He is like a second rate Joker in this movie, rather than that brilliant mind he is supposed to be, he comes off as stark raving mad, and clearly not in touch with reality at certain times. Jesse Eisenberg overplayed his part and portrayed something else entirely, not worthy a villain to the most powerful super hero. The whole movie was a let down really, but what really crushed it for me was that god awful Lex Luthor portrayal.

    • @sibzism
      @sibzism 8 років тому

      agreed.

    • @SaveOurKids2024
      @SaveOurKids2024 8 років тому +8

      +Phelix Kelevra the lex luthor in this movie is that lex's son... Alexander.. re: Dark Knight returns.... Batman is an old man..

    • @Phelixc
      @Phelixc 8 років тому

      Nathaniel R Ah, hmm... I must admit I've not heard of him before (But I did notice his signatur was Alexander Luthor in the movie). That clears up a bit of the stuff, but still not a very likable villain (in the sense you wanna like a villain). He's got no depth to him at all, and his personality wasn't unique at all. But hey, thanks for clearing that up, I appreciate it when people take their time to tell me I'm wrong in a polite way. :)

    • @merlith4650
      @merlith4650 8 років тому +2

      +Nathaniel R Lex or Alex.. it dosent matter, he was still a pretty bad villain that felt out of place

    • @lyndatandos501
      @lyndatandos501 8 років тому +5

      +Nathaniel R Jessie Eisenburg is not playing Lex's son, he is portraying Lex Luthor. Theres nothing to clear up, it was just Snyders moronic reinterpretation of Lex Luthor.

  • @M4ttHatt3r
    @M4ttHatt3r 8 років тому +136

    Superman: WHAT. THE. FUCK. Not DC, but ZACK SNYDER thought it was a good idea to have one of the BIGGEST DC stories of all time be added in the movie to set up the Justice League!?!? Are you kidding me!?! Like you said, they fucked up every single Superman sequel they can possibly do because he already defeated death. Zack basically said that the story of his death is not important, when in the comics it affected everyone. You could have done so much if that was shown in a later movie, but no. You fucked up big time.
    Wonder Woman & Lois Lane: another what the fuck!? I thought Gal Gadot did awesome for what she was given. But that's exactly why I'm pissed. She was given no screen time and was used as eye candy!!! In the comics, she's the one keeping everybody in line. Which leads me to Lois, because she was wasted potential as well.

    • @M4ttHatt3r
      @M4ttHatt3r 8 років тому

      I think it would've been really cool if Lois was the reason why WW teamed up with the World's Finest. Like have Lois investigate stuff going on in Greece or somewhere around Themyscira and WW & Lois start investigating Lex. Show more of WW. But they didn't, and it was just a waste of characters. Which leads me to fucking Lex. Now ever since I heard of Jesse being casted as Lex, I've been all for it. I thought he did great in both Now You See Me and The Social Network, because both characters he played were characters that act just like Lex does. But in BvS, he wasn't given any room to shine. He was just some idiot Internet troll who didn't like Superman because nobody else does. That's on nobody other than Zack Snyder, Scott Gimple and David Goyer. And another plot hole you guys forgot to mention; how does he know all of the identities of the rest of the JL!?!? He knew all along!? Last time I checked he had no clue who they were in the comics!!

    • @M4ttHatt3r
      @M4ttHatt3r 8 років тому +2

      And that's another thing. Why did Zack Snyder in the build up for this movie make such a big deal about who was being casted as the rest of the JL when their scenes lasted no more than 5 seconds? On IMDB, one of the first people you see for the casting crew was the choice for Cyborg. So why was he only teased!? And last but not least Doomsday. FUCK that bullshit. It all goes back to the build up. Both he and Wonder Woman should not have been shown in any trailers, and it should've been another DC villain in the movie. Like you guys said, how awesome would it have been to see Lex in his suit taking on the World's Finest!?!? Or introduce Amazo, Metallo or Bizarro, all characters that Alex has actually created!?!? And not waste Doomsday's actual origin!?!? Oh that pisses me off!!! You might as well had Michael Bay directing this movie because all I felt Zack cared about was Batman and fighting. He had his moments of awesome I'll give him that, but the bad outweighs the good no matter what

    • @MaximumSpider19
      @MaximumSpider19 8 років тому +5

      It just shows you that Zack Snyder (and WB for that matter) doesn't give a f**k about Superman and his history. The fact that he loses the fight and he kills him off just to get rid of him and have Batman be the one to bring the Justice League together. People say that after the Ultimate Edition they owe him an apology. I don't think he deserve one since he still ruined one of DC's flagship characters beyond repair. I'd be surprised if we ever get another Superman movie in the DCEU and if they do, they should give it to a director who actually gives a s**t about the character.

    • @M4ttHatt3r
      @M4ttHatt3r 8 років тому

      This whole damn thing needs to stop

    • @ej_029
      @ej_029 8 років тому

      Wonder Woman was not used as eye candy. She was used to be a total badass, which is what she should be.

  • @ricoparadiso
    @ricoparadiso 8 років тому +186

    He lives... you guys missed the subtle hint at the very end didnt u

    • @Stanfield3future
      @Stanfield3future 8 років тому +37

      +rico Joe knows. In the comics, when he fights Doomsday, title of that comic was The Death of Superman. That's what he's referring to when he says he's died.

    • @Simon-mw5ez
      @Simon-mw5ez 8 років тому

      ?

    • @chrisbryan89
      @chrisbryan89 8 років тому +29

      +rico He even mentions that they screwed up by doing that in the first movie, referring to how much more of an impact it would have made if they did it later in the series and then brought him back. He knows Superman isn't dead.

    • @RagnaroekChaos
      @RagnaroekChaos 8 років тому +24

      +rico ....EVERYONE KNOWS that Superman is not really gone. We are referring to the comic-event known as "The Death of Superman" in which Doomsday "kills" Superman. They are mad because they played one of the biggest cards they had in the second film. Compare than to Marvel's Infinity War which has been building up since the first Captain America movie throughout THREE PHASES of many movies which will conclude in a two parter. THAT is how you do an event like this.
      They JUST started with this Superman. We do not even care for this Superman yet, so they wasted a huge opportunity.

    • @korvarLex
      @korvarLex 8 років тому

      +rico "subtle"

  • @robertofc9
    @robertofc9 8 років тому +115

    well the lady next to me started to argue with me whether or not hulk is in the justice league........she was convinced that he was in the justice league.......i lost my faith in humanity today

    • @NFLBlitz214
      @NFLBlitz214 8 років тому

      lol

    • @RagArk
      @RagArk 8 років тому +17

      Sorry. Not everyone is a comic book expert like you. Wah wah. Why doesn't everyone know everything the things I like?

    • @roo6492
      @roo6492 8 років тому +2

      +Róbert Kiefer Doomsday looked like the Hulk though, the awful that one.

    • @dct124
      @dct124 8 років тому +2

      +Rag Ark nah, Hulk been around too damn long for someone not to know.
      Doomsday does look like Abomination in the movie verse but that's no different from the comic books. DC and Marvel bounce ideas from one another and use likeness.

    • @HeroOfJusticeYT
      @HeroOfJusticeYT 8 років тому +3

      +Rag Ark doesnt take a "comic book expert" to know that i mean that kinda seems like common knowledge just like vader being luke's dad everyone knows it

  • @jkristoff88
    @jkristoff88 8 років тому +193

    I liked the new batman, but I didn't LOVE the killing aspect.

    • @therealventures
      @therealventures 8 років тому +1

      BATMAN!!!

    • @frog4307
      @frog4307 8 років тому +5

      It pissed me off when I saw him shooting people and just plain murdering them.

    • @vespa731
      @vespa731 8 років тому +8

      +Joshua Kristoff Have you ever read the Dark Knight series by Frank Miller? Affleck's version of Batman is vanilla compared to Frank Miller's true 'dark' version of Batman

    • @MultiTurbonoob
      @MultiTurbonoob 8 років тому +3

      +Ben Kehoe The only people he killed were the ones that tried killing him first. That's self defense not Murder.

    • @isp3ck0u
      @isp3ck0u 8 років тому +8

      +Feddy if Batman ever killed anyone there would never be a joker, bane, black mask nor a riddler. Joker's role has always been trying to push him past that line and that's what was always interesting about Batman's story.

  • @joedubner5846
    @joedubner5846 8 років тому +41

    There is no defending the lazy bullshit that is the "Martha scene." Not only has he always called her "mom" until it becomes convenient to the plot. There are 100 ways to show Superman is still a man without having Batman have a panic attack because their moms have the same name

    • @st8vie282
      @st8vie282 8 років тому +13

      You can defend the meaning behind it but not the execution

    • @juliohinojosa6923
      @juliohinojosa6923 6 років тому +1

      Dude, Superman was saving his identity, he doesn't want people to know who his loved ones are, and hes about to be killed by Batman who he doesn't trust, that's why he didn't say "save my mom" till louis had to come spill the beans for Batman to understand that Superman is a man not a God, nor omnipotent but a person who has a life in earth with human emotions and a human mom that is named the same as Batman's. in that moment batman was about to be the murderer in the alley, he wasn't gonna let another Martha die while superman begged for her life

  • @Actar_Raikit
    @Actar_Raikit 8 років тому +110

    09:59 DC... Disappointment Confirmed.

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 8 років тому +177

    Imagine if Marvel handled their movie universe like DC did, it would probably go something like this;
    Captain America movie, and then it skips straight to fucking Civil War
    with Thanos at the end just 'cuz and then Captain America gets killed
    off.
    Then we get a two part Avengers movie starring Thor, Iron Man,
    Hulk, Ant Man, Bucky, etc, then a Thor and Iron Man movie between the
    two parts, and then we go back and start telling the origins stories for
    Hulk, Ant Man, Bucky, etc.

    • @mikehunt9952
      @mikehunt9952 8 років тому +5

      Exactly

    • @ralx225b
      @ralx225b 8 років тому

      +S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ Yep!

    • @blahblahgdp
      @blahblahgdp 8 років тому +8

      +S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ thats what happens when you get rushed to do fucking justice league.

    • @thedarkrocker333
      @thedarkrocker333 8 років тому +1

      +revenge al0ne No they didn't.

    • @emperater
      @emperater 8 років тому +12

      +S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ And don't forget we are introduced to Thor, Iron man, Hulk etc. through Black Widow going through an email of videos with ready made logos of each character

  • @Jygerthe2nd
    @Jygerthe2nd 8 років тому +189

    And no, I'm not okay with Batman killing. I really like the costume, I like the Batmobile, I like all that, but I am not okay with Batman killing.

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 8 років тому +7

      +Jeffery Phillips Agreed. It's kool to change things up to be different from what you expect... But BAD CHANGE sucks ass and this is clearly a bad change.

    • @ow_oso
      @ow_oso 8 років тому +2

      Fanboy...

    • @frostygame3813
      @frostygame3813 8 років тому +9

      They followed the Dark Knight returns Batman which worked fucking perfectly.

    • @michaelmohedano8350
      @michaelmohedano8350 8 років тому +1

      But the whole movie they talked about how good ppl do bad things

    • @kaijud3941
      @kaijud3941 8 років тому +12

      +Jeffery Phillips This is Frank Miller's Batman who does use guns and kills people (actually kills probably twice as much and he cackles while doing it)

  • @gray42james
    @gray42james 4 роки тому +21

    3:20 Joe calls the ending of Endgame 3 years in advance

  • @anons000
    @anons000 8 років тому +17

    Joe dominates the conversation. He literally cuts off his friends mid sentence.

  • @michaelmohedano8350
    @michaelmohedano8350 8 років тому +576

    Superman didn't die, didn't the dirt float off of the coffin at the end

    • @jeffb-c
      @jeffb-c 8 років тому +24

      yeah

    • @brandonsincock2132
      @brandonsincock2132 8 років тому +85

      Of course he's not fucking dead, WHO IN THE GODDAMN MIND WOULD KILL OFF A CHARACTER THAT STARTED IT ALL!??! They already announced that they are making supes 2

    • @iliketorock21
      @iliketorock21 8 років тому +94

      +Diary of Deaths okay so joe's sad because basically supes death means nothing. nothing. Joe's sad because the death of supes was a big deal and deserves real impact.

    • @KINDERGARTEN-COP
      @KINDERGARTEN-COP 8 років тому +94

      yea superman farted in the coffin lol

    • @TheDablaster
      @TheDablaster 8 років тому +27

      +Brandon Sincock In the movie the world now thinks superman died that is the point he is making, it was the death of superman and it should of been done at a much later point.

  • @FionnMarr
    @FionnMarr 8 років тому +44

    Why does Joe talk over Delrith so much?

  • @PrisonMike49
    @PrisonMike49 3 роки тому +16

    Sometimes it pisses me off how Joe dismisses everything Del says

    • @knucklesty
      @knucklesty 2 роки тому

      THAT IS SO TRUE! I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Why is it like that, I wonder 🤔

  • @LewToons
    @LewToons 8 років тому +80

    Have no fear Joe, that emotional death scene with all the heroes we've grown to love mourning the loss, is still coming . . . In the MCU :P

  • @majorastorm
    @majorastorm 8 років тому +67

    This review was better than the whole movie

  • @Synnamon27
    @Synnamon27 8 років тому +15

    The last time a character death surprised me this much, it was a crucifixion.

  • @TylerG13
    @TylerG13 2 роки тому +3

    19:32 This is unbelievably inaccurate about The Killing Joke lmfao😅 In Killing Joke, Joker shoots Barbara, which paralyzes her, then takes a bunch of fucked up pictures of her and what he did. It’s implied that Joker actually rapes Barbara too. He then proceeds to take Jim Gordon hostage in a funhouse, strips Jim naked (literally naked), and makes him look at all of the pictures that Joker took of Barbara. What makes the end of Killing Joke so special, is you can interpret it in 2 different ways. The last couple of pages show Joker telling Batman a joke, to which Batman actually starts laughing manically and puts a hand on Joker’s shoulder. The reader can then interpret that either Batman kills Joker, or Batman took Joker in while not being violent at all.
    One other thing, the part that the dude on the left is talking about with them sitting down at Arkham Asylum and Batman saying “We can’t keep doing this over and over again.” That literally turned out to not be The Joker. It turned out that Batman was talking to an imposter.
    I agree with the video so far lol, but the homie on the left got TKJ so wrong. This video is also 5 years old so not much of this matters. 😂

  • @rerereremixxx
    @rerereremixxx 8 років тому +409

    prefer ben aflect over bale

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 8 років тому +84

    Superman isn't Superman if he's got poor self-control.
    And Batman isn't Batman without his morals.

    • @TheGnarsk1
      @TheGnarsk1 8 років тому +1

      amen

    • @A7XKoRnRocks1
      @A7XKoRnRocks1 8 років тому +11

      +Joshua Sweetvale Superman is learning to be superman right now and Batman has lost his morals after the Joker killed Jason Todd.

    • @MoreDakka545
      @MoreDakka545 8 років тому +6

      +Umer Hamid you know eventually people will have to stop making the "learning to be superman" excuse. How many movies before we just give up and admit he is just never going to BE superman

    • @Pixelkvist
      @Pixelkvist 8 років тому

      +Joshua Sweetvale AMEN!

    • @itapoutbeforeipassout1993
      @itapoutbeforeipassout1993 8 років тому

      +Joshua Sweetvale seasoned batman and rookie superman, you damn scrub.

  • @dwarfdude5482
    @dwarfdude5482 8 років тому +111

    Movie was kinda meh for me. Like 4-5/10.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 8 років тому +6

      CGI V CGI.

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 8 років тому +2

      +lowercase21 more like CGI ft. CGI

    • @dkres82
      @dkres82 8 років тому +3

      Yeah I'd say 4-5ish, but at times wasting the Death of Supes makes me want to put it at 3.

    • @AntonioGuamil
      @AntonioGuamil 8 років тому +1

      +George Emdin naaah he just got a DC comics stuck up his ass.

    • @BillPlain1
      @BillPlain1 8 років тому +2

      Yeap. My fiancé [who is not a comic book fan, but a super hero movie fan], and I, came out of this movie wondering why they would short change us? Batman, Wonder Woman, and Flash all have great full length stories that could have been provided prior to this film, but Warner Bros. owns the Flash on TV and are already sees money from that and Wonder Woman [apparently] did not deserve her day in court before this movie.
      DC and Warner Bros. should be ashamed of themselves, but they aren't...

  • @AmasBansalArt
    @AmasBansalArt 4 роки тому +72

    I'm watching this again in 2020 for shits and giggles and it doesn't disappoint 😂😂😂

    • @SSJ2Phenom
      @SSJ2Phenom 2 роки тому

      The ultimate edition is night and day with the theatrical edition. They should've released the ultimate version. Way way way better.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I know... Especially the news of James Gunn.

    • @andrewb7232
      @andrewb7232 Рік тому +3

      2023

    • @blond_slut
      @blond_slut Рік тому +3

      2023 😂

    • @omanjackson17
      @omanjackson17 10 місяців тому

      2024

  • @SupermachoStan
    @SupermachoStan 8 років тому +108

    I'm not really interested in superhero stuff but it's a AngryJoe video so I watched the whole thing :p

    • @theblazez1
      @theblazez1 8 років тому

      K

    • @ZORONA_ii
      @ZORONA_ii 8 років тому

      have u watchthemovie?

    • @ZORONA_ii
      @ZORONA_ii 8 років тому

      there'sKurtCobain

    • @SupermachoStan
      @SupermachoStan 8 років тому

      No I mean I watched Joe's impression on the movie :) And yeah I'm a huge nirvana fan ;)

    • @ackmaster8050
      @ackmaster8050 8 років тому

      +Ramsess Kenway and?.... thats exciting news....

  • @flyinggrays0n
    @flyinggrays0n 8 років тому +169

    Ben Affleck is my favorite Batman on screen so bad ass

    • @DragonDDark
      @DragonDDark 8 років тому +3

      This

    • @zyker2156
      @zyker2156 8 років тому +10

      It's your opinion. He's great... but not Bale great.

    • @bryan2316
      @bryan2316 8 років тому +2

      yep. he is so bad ass. that batmobile too. damn

    • @bryan2316
      @bryan2316 8 років тому

      +iTz Been Revoked lol!

    • @benjamin1sandall329
      @benjamin1sandall329 8 років тому

      +Zyker Gaming I found the one that never read a Batman comic!

  • @Cosmic-Turtle
    @Cosmic-Turtle 8 років тому +6

    DC is basically just
    Batman
    Superman vs Batman
    Flash featuring Batman
    Green Lantern... and Batman
    Aqu-BATMAN!
    BATMAN!!
    BATMAN BATMAN!!!
    GUYS, BATMAN! LOOK AT BATMAN! WE HAVE BATMAN!!!

  • @Dsmooth753youtube
    @Dsmooth753youtube 8 років тому +56

    AND WHY DIDN'T HE JUST THROW THE SPEAR?????????

    • @zhengyingli
      @zhengyingli 8 років тому +3

      What if he missed?

    • @laschemevo9383
      @laschemevo9383 7 років тому

      why didnt batman stab him then

    • @kohnjfennedy4627
      @kohnjfennedy4627 6 років тому +3

      La meme don’t think Batman would be strong enough to impale Doomsday

    • @matthewlugo2417
      @matthewlugo2417 5 років тому +2

      @@kohnjfennedy4627 wonder woman then

    • @levisamom5069
      @levisamom5069 5 років тому +1

      @@matthewlugo2417 she was the one holding doomsday down

  • @drascula3806
    @drascula3806 8 років тому +11

    At the end, during the funeral scene, the cannon shells are falling in slow motion the same way the Martha Wayne's pearls fell at the start. This shows that the death of Martha Wayne created batman, and now the death of superman creates the justice league.

  • @annemuha3766
    @annemuha3766 8 років тому +34

    Do you know what I just thought? I think the scene with Bruce Wayne in metropolis at the beginning should have been lex. Therefor, he could have more of a motivation to try and pit superman against batman.

    • @phatsmickey1777
      @phatsmickey1777 8 років тому +1

      simple and effective. W

    • @merc9nine
      @merc9nine 8 років тому +3

      his motivations are incredibly clear. He states it over and over. Superman makes humans feel powerless. He is a genius and knowledge is power for him but its useless agains these gods. He is a egotistical sociopath and hates that Superman has had his power just given to him. He thinks its unfair for these beings to exist. He realizes that it doesnt matter how smart or rich he becomes, if there are beings like Superman, Womderwoman, Darkseid, then humans are a spec of dust to them.

    • @phatsmickey1777
      @phatsmickey1777 8 років тому +6

      I keep falling asleep while trying to read your comment, damn that movie was boring.

    • @merc9nine
      @merc9nine 8 років тому

      i get the feeling that a lot goes over your head Mickey.

    • @phatsmickey1777
      @phatsmickey1777 8 років тому +2

      +Brandon Dunn no, thoughtful jokes go over my head. the film and plot put me and others to bed. nice try though.

  • @jacobquinn2663
    @jacobquinn2663 8 років тому +75

    Super man is alive at the end the dirt rises up to symbolize he's alive

    • @FaticusDolphinius
      @FaticusDolphinius 8 років тому

      12:57

    • @Zagreus.
      @Zagreus. 8 років тому +4

      +Faticus Dolphinius (Fatdolphin) okay. I dont get it. he starts his rant saying it's bad because they killed superman. then said it was bad that the dirt rise showing he's still alive. I think he liked the movie but wants to pander.

    • @nfstyles
      @nfstyles 8 років тому +21

      +WatchItzBez He didn't want them to use the death of superman arc this early. If he gets more movies there will be no stakes because he already died once.

    • @michaelbaconxxx3721
      @michaelbaconxxx3721 8 років тому

      Yes ur right

    • @Awesomemt2018
      @Awesomemt2018 8 років тому

      +WatchItzBez dumbass

  • @bobbyadams8889
    @bobbyadams8889 4 роки тому +4

    I legitimately feel like the WB executive watch Angry Joe's video & make a checklist all of his complain and try to undo them because literally, everything Angry Joe said and was upset about WB has made an effort to undo them right down to the Superman sequel

  • @kaijud3941
    @kaijud3941 8 років тому +14

    To make you feel better about BvS I want to help clear your concerns up
    -Lois' side story with the bullet was actually what led to Luthor being arrested
    -Lex's motivation was the same as his New 52 version (which this is based on) in that in his mind he's the real Superman and Superman is a threat to his Utopian future he wants to enforce
    -This version of Batman actually has a lower body count than Frank Miller's Batman this was based on (he literally mowes down defenseless homeless people while cackling)
    -Mercy wasn't killed in the explosion, we see her seat was empty right before the explosion (she escaped)
    -Superman didn't destroy the ship remains because at the time he had mutual trust with the general (besides its not like he was aware there was anything that ship that could be a threat)
    -The robot that Lex confronted in the kryptonian ship had no AI (as established in MOS) it was just to attack intruders which lex wasn't.
    -The kryptonian ship was lenient with its knowledge towards Lex but the same thing happened in Superman 1 & 2 and Returns
    -Lex created Doomsday obviously to kill Superman. By the end of the film it was revealed he did this for a deal with Darkseid
    -This Superman is based on new 52 Superman (who is more immature and would get way too heated like a child) in that regard this Superman does it better justice than the comic version he's based on.
    -The jolly rancher was weird but it IS definitely something Lex would do as a condescending move to whoever he's verbally bending over
    -Doomsday was going to be a last act throw away villain sooner or later. The entire hype around him is that he's a growling monster stronger than Superman not really a villain you can base an entire movie around.
    -Lobo movie IS confirmed. Danny Trejo says he's interested in playing him
    -Brainiac would be a larger threat than Doomsday and upping the ante from DOS story since he's nearly destroyed the entire multiverse in one of his stories.

    • @kluneberg8952
      @kluneberg8952 8 років тому +1

      i agree on all that. i think prison is gonna toughen up lex and kingdom come would be cool to show supermans maturity.

  • @TheGoatPC
    @TheGoatPC 8 років тому +83

    this movie should of never happened, This is the movie you make when you have nothing else. You don't start with it.

    • @TheRedRaven_
      @TheRedRaven_ 8 років тому

      Lol, ok.

    • @stayreminiscing4962
      @stayreminiscing4962 8 років тому

      your completely right

    • @joeyphar
      @joeyphar 8 років тому

      +camiji I don't think that they should't have not made it but to take more time. I really don't know.

    • @TheGoatPC
      @TheGoatPC 8 років тому +5

      I just think it should of been the very LAST movie. DC really fucked the pooch. Don't know why they didn't follow marvel doing origin stories first, then justice league (avengers), THEN Bats V Supes (civil war).

    • @CthulhuTheory
      @CthulhuTheory 8 років тому

      +camiji Should have*^. Fucking plebe.

  • @goORIOLES236
    @goORIOLES236 8 років тому +152

    Basically, DC is the Sega to Marvel's Nintendo.

    • @thenycestmc
      @thenycestmc 8 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @Alphabrace95
      @Alphabrace95 8 років тому

      Well Sega had published marvel licensed titles before for their video games so I don't think that's a good analogy.

    • @thetrashman2.077
      @thetrashman2.077 8 років тому +2

      Sega dose what Ninten- don't

    • @alexh4319
      @alexh4319 8 років тому

      That's a brilliant analogy.

    • @deltazebes7326
      @deltazebes7326 8 років тому +3

      +Mystery Guest Nintendo is what Sega genesisn't.

  • @Daviddv
    @Daviddv 8 років тому +46

    This movie was not all shit! Batman was literally the best thing about this film!

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 8 років тому +20

      He was, but it wasn't enough to save the movje

    • @y2kplus9
      @y2kplus9 6 років тому +5

      I would agree with you if Batman wasn't a damn killer. Being a killer and using guns ruins Batman's character, IMO.

    • @halo4xgamer
      @halo4xgamer 5 років тому +2

      @@y2kplus9 That's not an opinion. That's a FACT.

  • @lwhamilton
    @lwhamilton 8 років тому +7

    If they actually provided a scene explaining why Batman killed I wouldn't have been bothered. A scene where Alfred confronts Bruce and says "What are you doing? How can you justify killing people? You've changed!" and Bruce gets emotional and says something like "They've taken everything from me! Robin, my employees who trusted me, my own parents!" Completely missed opportunities all throughout this fucking movie.

  • @hummerbr41
    @hummerbr41 8 років тому +255

    The dude on the left bugs the fuck outta me

    • @kman88wag
      @kman88wag 8 років тому +28

      It's that ugly beard.

    • @TheGamerking247
      @TheGamerking247 8 років тому +8

      Why?

    • @anarky1173
      @anarky1173 8 років тому +40

      I know right he's useless in these reviews

    • @FakeAnarchist
      @FakeAnarchist 8 років тому +21

      +Taylor Brown The neckbeard? it's the neckbeard isn't it?

    • @FDKrug
      @FDKrug 8 років тому +50

      +Anarky 117 Maybe if Joe would stop talking over them all the time, they would be useful. I actually would love to hear them out, if I could....

  • @tonalddrump9054
    @tonalddrump9054 8 років тому +72

    I like the old, grizzled Batman. The murder is okay with me because it shows he has had enough with simply disabling the thugs. IF at any point he kills someone who didn't try to kill him or his loved ones the character is destroyed. The brute force behind this Bats compared to Bale's Batman is amazing, Bale was more agile, quick and stealthy whereas this Bats is exactly like the Dark Knight Returns Batman where he's super strong and could easily convince you he crushed a dudes skull with one punch. I fucking love Batman.

    • @ZORONA_ii
      @ZORONA_ii 8 років тому

      OMG!!!!D.P.

    • @ed.9694
      @ed.9694 8 років тому

      if only they adressed it that way I wouldn't have a problem...

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 8 років тому +9

      +Tonald Drump Batman killing people is a CARDINAL sin for me. His refusal to kill is one of the defining elements of the character and to just throw that away for no fucking reason is egregious.

    • @TheSmokingSkull
      @TheSmokingSkull 8 років тому +2

      +Star Wars The Force Awakens:Episode VII Not to mention, Michael Keaton's Batman killed tons and tons of thugs (especially with the Batmobile).

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 8 років тому +2

      Star Wars The Force Awakens:Episode VII In the first year of 80 years of Batman comics. In those early years, he was a knock off of the Shadow, but he became the character we know today overtime. By that logic, Superman should be able juggle entire planets like in the golden age

  • @IvanusPrime
    @IvanusPrime 3 роки тому +10

    I'm here from watching Zack Snyder's Justice LEague cut, going back in time to rewatch all Joe's reviews :)

  • @AndrewMartin600
    @AndrewMartin600 8 років тому +89

    OK BUT WHAT ABOUT AT THE VERY END THE DIRT ON THE COFFIN WAS STARTING TO LIFT UP

    • @AndrewMartin600
      @AndrewMartin600 8 років тому +1

      duh

    • @henryvolt35
      @henryvolt35 8 років тому +1

      some sort of " he has risen from the dead" type b*******

    • @henryvolt35
      @henryvolt35 8 років тому +10

      +henryvolt35 not like we need more biblical Superman comparisons in this damn movie

    • @henryvolt35
      @henryvolt35 8 років тому +1

      +lo Lastmo wait what? is that a actual thing from him mythos or did they make that shit up.

    • @cnasty3438
      @cnasty3438 8 років тому +3

      I swear I saw that too! Like he saw it twice and didn't even mention it!!

  • @gagealdrich6128
    @gagealdrich6128 8 років тому +10

    am I the only one who loved and felt bad for Superman in this movie?

  • @Leon_2777
    @Leon_2777 8 років тому +16

    I didn't think the Spoiler was going to be that bad, but I was wrong af. lol

    • @Leon_2777
      @Leon_2777 8 років тому +1

      ***** Run while you can friend.

  • @James_Ford4815
    @James_Ford4815 7 місяців тому +3

    2nd superman movie - 3rd superman movie , and 8 years later still waiting and oh yea bye bye cavill

  • @sundragonbro2080
    @sundragonbro2080 8 років тому +6

    Joe be cutting Delrith and Other Joe off harder than Warner Bros. did to Superman's life

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause 8 років тому +26

    Zack Snyder is a first rate director when it comes to his aesthetic sensibilities. They guy knows how to make any scene look gorgeous, and every scene in Batman V Superman is dripping with beauty. His shooting of fight choreography is doubly impressive, and can even be considered a high art. With that said, I have to concur with critical consensus that he is sorely lacking, as a director, when it comes to telling a coherent well paced narrative, and he is lacking when it comes to character development. With that said, I have a sneaking suspicion, though I have no way of proving this, that much of the problem with Batman v Superman's story had more to do with Warner Bros meddling, than Zack Snyder's shortcomings as a director. Look at what he was asked to do:
    1. Introduce Batman in this universe, and change him from the way we are used to seeing him, and do it all in a brief opening credit synopsis.
    2. Show the audience why Bruce Wayne is so enraged at Superman
    3. Show both characters fight.
    4. Introduce Lex Luthor and his motivations
    5. Introduce Wonder Woman in a way that she is relevant to the plot
    6. Make the audience aware of the existence of other future Justice League members.
    7. Make Lois Lane, with everything else that is going on in this film, relevant to the story.
    8. Illustrate how the world has become polarized when dealing with Superman's godlike powers.
    9. Have Superman and Batman reconcile, and then have Wonder Woman fight Doomsday along side both of them.
    10. Hint at the future plot Justice League by introducing Darkseid.
    11. Oh yeah...while we are it, lets kill Superman as a homage to one of the most popular comic book issues in DC history.
    A single movie can handle maybe two or four of these things well. To ask for all 11, in one movie, is something no director would do unless forced by the studio, so as to hastily lay the ground work for an ensemble movie which should have been built over several standalone films. Zack Snyder is not known for crowding his films with so many elements. His other films, like 300, Man of Steel, and Watchmen were not this overcrowded. This has all the telltale markings of studio meddling, which compelled the director to do too much in one film.

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 8 років тому +3

      +Drake Santiago Honestly though, it was kinda dick for WB to do so much yet still forces him to cut down the runtime.

    • @tomdotson56
      @tomdotson56 Рік тому +1

      It's confirmed. Zack Snyder wanted to do what James Gunn is doing right now. Build his universe. But WB and all of them were like " Look at Marvel! We need to catch up!" Look what happened there.

  • @0lionheart
    @0lionheart 8 років тому +8

    Everybody's getting flustered over these superhero movies, and I'm just sat here waiting for a Dredd sequel.

    • @abbynormal8702
      @abbynormal8702 8 років тому

      +0lionheart Dredd was awesome and very underrated.

  • @notziefful
    @notziefful 8 років тому +9

    What!? You did like the same mom thing??
    "I am not killing you because our mom got the same name".. WHATTTT?

    • @veldinsparx
      @veldinsparx 5 років тому +1

      lmao I know it was soooo stupid

    • @jayc5555
      @jayc5555 4 роки тому

      It showed superman was human

    • @piobu5357
      @piobu5357 3 роки тому +1

      good idea as a concept, bad, cringy, execution

  • @ssjcesar
    @ssjcesar 8 років тому +27

    Damn Joe! I used to be a fan, now I'm an air conditioner.

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 8 років тому +44

    Never underestimate the power of the Jolly Rancher!

    • @ganon6207
      @ganon6207 8 років тому +1

      Get out of here with your vine cancer

    • @ganon6207
      @ganon6207 8 років тому

      *****
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 7 років тому

      No... not just a jolly rancher... IT WAS CHERRY!

  • @Habanosify
    @Habanosify 8 років тому +10

    Superman's death is supposed to be an emotional thing. You really have to feel for Superman. The guy gave up his life to protect earth. 1. They didn't build up the character of Superman enough to actually have him die. His death had no emotion, no drama. You didn't really care if Superman died or not. Then they cheapened it by having the dust floating.

    • @MrBoboMatrix
      @MrBoboMatrix 8 років тому +2

      +Habanosify What people were saying is exactly what happened. They crammed too much into a single movie. They condensed everything down and none of it turned out good. Its like they tried to reduce an essay into a single paragraph. So by the end of it you do not give a shit about any of them.

  • @PT111111
    @PT111111 8 років тому +11

    Pretty damn sure Superman killed that African warlord too when he pushed him through several walls.

  • @daboring1
    @daboring1 8 років тому +50

    Guess its safe to say that Ben Afflek played the role of Batman *put glasses on* blindly

    • @johnnyrambo5083
      @johnnyrambo5083 8 років тому +5

      What?

    • @daboring1
      @daboring1 8 років тому +9

      +Johnny Rambo Becuse he played as Daredevil

    • @daboring1
      @daboring1 8 років тому +2

      +SAMUEL CRESPO becuse. he played as daredevil

    • @jadipeperzak4034
      @jadipeperzak4034 8 років тому

      +TheDesertEagle because

    • @MrBenji1059
      @MrBenji1059 8 років тому +6

      +TheDesertEagle you tried....B for Effort

  • @Avarn388
    @Avarn388 8 років тому +11

    BVS is a perfect example of how DC's envy towards wanting to be Marvel studios, coupled with a director who clearly values stylistic choices over a coherent narrative and context is a potent combination. Now, before anyone criticizes me, I am a Zack Synder fan. I do like his films, namely Dawn of the Dead, 300 and Watchmen to a degree. Though, the Extended cut of the latter is much better.
    From the get go, it is very clear that there were scenes cut. The movie's pacing is so horrendous with very little linear progression. This movie could have been salvaged just a bit if certain scenes were shifted around. Synder touts a director's cut that's rated R and this is my problem. Director's cuts to me should be icing on an already delicious cake. While there are exceptions, like Daredevil movie and Kingdom of Heaven, the fact remains that Synder should have been more cognizant of.
    There are some good things about this film, namely Ben Affleck as Batman(minus the killing thing. I know he's killed before, given in Miller's Dark Knight Returns, there's a scene with him snapping an AK, yeah that's really glaring), Gal Godot as Wonder Woman, more Catwoman, but okay; and the worldbuilding. Was it shoehorned in and detracted from the plot? You bet. It's like TASM 2, Iron Man 2, and a bit of Age of Ultron(still an awesome movie).
    But the fact remains as a standalone story is sucks. There's no motivation on Superman's side for fighting, and very little to Batman. And while the visuals and fighting was cool(Doomsday battle, sucked. Terrible CGI), without the proper character progression/motivation, it's little more than visual white noise. And then the ending, WTF. It was stupid, contrived and Synder didn't earn it. At all. That was the point where I started hating this movie.
    And don't get me started on Luthor. A crappy performance. Maybe, the director's cut may fix this. But whether or not anyone enjoyed it, DC is in some massive trouble. Should they do their own thing? Yes. Is it right for us to compare them to Marvel? Yes. They've always been competitors? Why is this any different. But if DC wants to be like Marvel studios and grab general and comic fans, then THEY should be worried. The fact this film has had such a large drop and is struggling to reach a billion is shocking.
    Overall, I do think Synder isn't fit to direct Justice League. I love him as a director, but TWO polarizing films to start a cinematic universe is terrible. Imagine if Iron Man had this same reaction? There would be no MCU? This is a case where second mover advantage absolutely failed DC/WB. And I hope to dear god they can get their act together.

  • @gabrielrangel4869
    @gabrielrangel4869 4 роки тому +1

    19:50 the story in wich Robin ( Jason Todd) dies is death in the family and the story in wich Robin and Batgirl die is an elseworld story.

  • @LuisMartinez-rw2lj
    @LuisMartinez-rw2lj 8 років тому +22

    I liked the idea that superman's death was a wake up call to batman. He realize that giving people a second chance is the right thing to do so he went back to his no killing rule

    • @GDSprodify
      @GDSprodify 8 років тому +5

      +Luis Martinez
      Also Showing the World That Superman WAS There For The People.

  • @jackrose4130
    @jackrose4130 8 років тому +11

    "Okay DC, good effort. Now stand back and see how a superhero vs superhero fight is supposed be done."
    -Marvel

    • @BulletproofGOAT
      @BulletproofGOAT 8 років тому

      +Jack Rose Marvel films are lovey dubby.

    • @Cida_hanal
      @Cida_hanal 8 років тому

      as long as it's not Age Of Ultron shit

  • @Fanc3yNumb3rs
    @Fanc3yNumb3rs 8 років тому +152

    Feels good to be a Marvel Fan boy...

    • @Fanc3yNumb3rs
      @Fanc3yNumb3rs 8 років тому +8

      +The Warmonger Nah man...I've never been a DC fan. Marvel has been my favorite since I was a kid. DC and W&B have a rep fucking up my favorite movies

    • @Fanc3yNumb3rs
      @Fanc3yNumb3rs 8 років тому +10

      Who said I was limited to just being a Marvel fanboy? I loved Watchmen and The Dark Knight series.
      Just admit that you are mad, guy

    • @arsenal2621
      @arsenal2621 8 років тому +5

      +Fanc3yNumb3rs It was better than Avengers AOU, Iron man 2/3, Thor 2, Captain America 1.

    • @Fanc3yNumb3rs
      @Fanc3yNumb3rs 8 років тому +6

      mao this nigga actually think I'm this highly dedicated marvel fan i just wanted to stir shit up in a mess of upset DC fan boys

    • @vossi4748
      @vossi4748 8 років тому +1

      +arsenal2621 I'm pretty sure it's better than Age of Ultron when it comes to crossover.

  • @user4n55
    @user4n55 7 років тому +4

    1. Superman dying and doomsday were definitely far too soon.
    2. Batman killing I am a little mixed on, but if they wanted to expand upon it in a good/fun/interesting way, I think it could work really well.
    3.The casting and performance of Luthor was done almost all wrong IMO. Jessie just wasn't the right actor to bring synergy with that role. And I think wonderwoman turned out okay, but she still needed more to expand upon. At least in this film, before her stand alone.

  • @nolongerusing0499
    @nolongerusing0499 8 років тому +79

    Solid 8 or 9/10. I saw it with my Dad who is not a comic book reader and he thought it was best superhero movie he has ever seen. My only big complaint with the film was Superman dying in the 2nd film, however I feel like, for me, that isn't a legitimate complaint given that it's only because I love Supes and his comics and the average movie goer would have no idea why that's a bad thing. Also I feel like we have no idea what Synder is planning. But who knows!

    • @Rcurtis777
      @Rcurtis777 8 років тому +10

      Really?

    • @gustavusadolphus4344
      @gustavusadolphus4344 8 років тому +2

      I can't see 8 or 9 WAY to rushed and no character development.

    • @YTChannel420
      @YTChannel420 8 років тому +18

      Your dad must have never seen Captain America 2, The Dark Knight, or Iron Man 1

    • @roo6492
      @roo6492 8 років тому +2

      +Spud Murphy The thing about Synder is that he doesn't even know what he is doing. Terrible storytelling, no character development, poor editing and it was rushed. It just had the action right and Batman was great, gotta admit that I feared Affleck after Daredevil, but he did good, as one of the old Batman's in the old comics.
      With that said, probably a 6.5 at most. IMO, it's a superhero movie, not a Michael Bay movie and even so, Michael Bay did managed to make a decent Transformers movie, well two of them. T1 and T3, with a better story than Synder can manage it seems.

    • @ramonvdklooster9206
      @ramonvdklooster9206 8 років тому +2

      +YT Channel You are kidding me right? Yes the Dark Knight was awesome (but not a Joker or Batman as we see in the comics), Yes Iron Man 1 was fun but not ground breaking and yes CA2 was amazing too. Not much to complain about with that movie. But none of those movies stand a chance against BvS. Doesn't matter if you know the comic book lore or not, BvS was a visual masterpiece and a the best SUPERHERO movie we saw to date. Just the one space scene with Doomsday and Superman was a better portrayal of "aliens" vs superheroes than Avengers did with the whole movie. I honestly can't comprehend why people hate on this movie. Is it perfect? No, not at all. But it's the best superhero movie we've had to date. That's my opinion at least. 9/10

  • @316whatupz
    @316whatupz 8 років тому +23

    Um....I like grape jolly ranchers. Please don't kill me. ;)

    • @316whatupz
      @316whatupz 8 років тому

      MyNameIsJeff
      lol

    • @316whatupz
      @316whatupz 8 років тому +4

      tbh I think the green ones are the worst.

    • @envynav3520
      @envynav3520 8 років тому +1

      +316whatupz same

    • @bigboizism
      @bigboizism 8 років тому +1

      Sippin lean Leanin sideways

    • @316whatupz
      @316whatupz 8 років тому

      A small loan of one million dollars
      Nope.

  • @wgeedot
    @wgeedot 8 років тому +9

    How did people (including JOE who see it twice) miss the dirt on the coffin rising up in the last second of the film. As though a burst of energy was building from within. That's obviously why that was the last shot, for a tease that Superman is still alive before it cuts to black.

    • @Mowglischach
      @Mowglischach 8 років тому

      +W Gee i dont think anyone missed that
      12:49 text at the bottom

  • @ytuser_3122
    @ytuser_3122 2 роки тому +4

    3:31 Funny to see Marvel Studios did something like this in Avengers: Endgame

    • @Hezefem
      @Hezefem 16 днів тому

      😂😅 hell Yh..... marvel ain't dπm3 like DC

  • @TechGamesAU
    @TechGamesAU 8 років тому +12

    oh look another 50 minutes of Joe talking over everyone

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 8 років тому +2

      +DylanDesign Well yeah.. He does that a lot usually and it's rude and annoying... Even if it is his show. That being said though you kind of have to forgive him this time. He's like the biggest super man fan ever and this movie shit on his dreams. You can understand why he's so pissed off lol. It's pretty funny

    • @thecrazywitcher2349
      @thecrazywitcher2349 8 років тому

      +DylanDesign yeah i would like more participation from the other guys now it just joe talking and the other guys being like OH YEAH YOU ARE SO RIGHT MAN

    • @Starfals
      @Starfals 8 років тому

      +DylanDesign Its his show tho :)

  • @UCFTyler
    @UCFTyler 8 років тому +6

    Imagine if in the future they had did a Death of Superman film instead of doing it now. Superman sacrifices himself to defeat Doomsday, and dies, and Batman carries him through the street as the other Justice League members look on in disbelief. It would have been honestly one of the most emotional movie scenes of all time, and they could have actually kept him dead, and the world would remember the last good thing Superman did to save humanity, sacrificing himself for the world. But no, he'll be back and this will be an opportunity missed.

    • @0_0-x4x
      @0_0-x4x 4 роки тому

      I agree on you on everything. It was done right in the comics and in the Justice League animated series where all the heroes mourn him and carry his coffin

  • @patcam89
    @patcam89 8 років тому +9

    I just love how Superman calls his mom by her first name for some reason.

    • @patcam89
      @patcam89 8 років тому

      Oh god. You mean Joe liked that part of the movie?
      What a fucking idiot.

  • @andrealazzari3560
    @andrealazzari3560 8 років тому +13

    It's like Joe is speaking the words I've been saying since watching it... Spot on analysis! They f#&ked up Superman :(

  • @borjankosarac3645
    @borjankosarac3645 8 років тому +6

    19:40 - I'm pretty sure "The Killing Joke" is the one in which the Joker paralysed Batgirl (which eventually led to Barbara Gordon becoming Oracle) in an attempt to make Commissioner Gordon snap... Can't blame you for possibly getting the story you WERE trying to refer to mixed up with another story's title.
    Meanwhile, "Death in the Family" is the story in which Jason Todd, the 2nd Robin was killed off in the mainstream comics, back in the 80s. "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller had already postulated a future Batman who had lost Jason in such a way (making him embittered and retired for a time), but it was DITF which made it canon to the main DC universe (until he came back as Red Hood, but that's another story altogether...)

  • @prodigalbrock
    @prodigalbrock 8 років тому +37

    you do understand that if superman is around there is NO REASON for the league to get together so Bruce now has to get them together

    • @jsrrrmg
      @jsrrrmg 8 років тому +7

      +Brock Carrow Not only that, but this will give Darkside the go ahead to attack Earth.

    • @str8skiilz
      @str8skiilz 8 років тому +6

      exactly!!

    • @Fr33domtv
      @Fr33domtv 8 років тому +1

      he isn't dead dude 😂😂

    • @TheDarkHaired1
      @TheDarkHaired1 8 років тому +10

      +Brock Carrow But bro the Justice League gets together even with Superman around all the time lol

    • @GeoD007
      @GeoD007 8 років тому +13

      +Brock Carrow Have you seen the Justice League Animated Series by Bruce Timm? They do a pretty good job showing why the JLA would form, and it was Superman and Batman who brought them together.

  • @Playcool18
    @Playcool18 8 років тому +56

    Man of Steel made a character I before couldnt care less about, in one of my favorite heros, I couldnt care less about Superman from the comics, but the one from MoS, it had soo much built up, so much development of the story, it is one of my favorite hero movies, and I consider myself a fanboy of that superman, so in this movie and while I agree with most of what you guys said, seeing superman made the movie for me, batman was cool, but superman had all that built up from previous movie, so while it was dull I still enjoyed it, I wanted MoS 2 before this, but yeah.
    That scene where the guy suicided himself with a bomb and killed so many, that look on superman face, told me soo much, such powerlessness.

    • @sibzism
      @sibzism 8 років тому

      yes!

    • @StarvingArtist600
      @StarvingArtist600 8 років тому +5

      +Playcool18 Ignore the current books. Go back to the 80's reboot by John Byrne and Marv Wolfman: Man of Steel. That is the Superman they used. And to this day, it is still the best run the book has ever had (Though Superman Unchained, by Scott Snider and Superman: Earth One vol. 1, 2, and 3 by JSM are damn good too).

    • @havocgr1976
      @havocgr1976 8 років тому

      +Playcool18 Didnt really like him in BvS, he behaves how Batman would, for example the scene where he rips Batmans car.That cruel scary angry tone and at that point with no real reason is not Superman.That s my main problem, otherwise he was great.

    • @StarvingArtist600
      @StarvingArtist600 8 років тому

      havocgr1976 He will behave like that if he is angry enough. We rarely see him act like though, because it's extremely hard to piss him off that much. But it has happened.

    • @havocgr1976
      @havocgr1976 8 років тому

      +comicbookartist1 Yeah thats why I am saying, at that point he had no reason.His reason was that Batman branded some criminals and they were killed in jail!?!

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 8 місяців тому +3

    "Brainiac is going to come along..."
    Coming from 2024.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BigGeekEmpire
    @BigGeekEmpire 8 років тому +6

    He's got a damn good point about them ruining all the sequels cause we already seen Superman 'die'. Doomsday is a villain you save for like the last Superman villain in a trilogy.

  • @zacqueeentertainment7336
    @zacqueeentertainment7336 8 років тому +17

    Superman dead? The gravel on his coffin rises and inspirational epic music plays. He's not dead Joe

    • @JoeyDChosen1
      @JoeyDChosen1 8 років тому +1

      he already knows that, do people like you pay attention at all or even read comics? the point is that they used the death of superman way to early because superman isn't build enough for that and he is still learning and it's not meaningful or emotional because he wasnt build for the audience and for the film itself. the movie was more about batman trying find and kill superman for something stupid, because if there's a 1% chance he is a bad guy we have to take it and kill him. batman was being so damn stupid than about superman except the final battle with doomsday. you call this a sequel for man of steel when it's more about batman, if this is even a sequel to man of steel.

    • @skywarp2414
      @skywarp2414 8 років тому

      +Joey Jimenez You said it. Superman is still learning, trying to find his place among fragile mortal beings. With his death and the resurrection that will follow he will get the biggest insight one could hope. He already knows humans are mortal and fragile, but after experiencing death himself he will now have a deeper feel of that mortality thus bringing him closer in touch to his humanity. This will definitly build his character and his place in this world instead of feeling like the "alien". This stuff is taken from Snyder when he explained why he chose that ending

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 8 років тому

      +Josiah Townsend He's dead. Just leave him be. If they can't make a decent Superman movie after all these years, it's probably better off to let him stay dead.

    • @zacqueeentertainment7336
      @zacqueeentertainment7336 8 років тому

      +wchan39 that's the thing, I don't think the movies should be getting as much hate as they are getting. Zack Synders superman films are decent.

    • @JoeyDChosen1
      @JoeyDChosen1 8 років тому

      ***** Oh, so you don't pay attention?, then you people should start paying attention more. Notice that I said do people like you pay attention at all or even read comics? Cause lots of you are like " superman isn't dead, Joe." like no shit, we saw the coffin move, that's not the point. pay attention more, stop being so stupid. People like you act like you know when you don't know and then act stupid like "you know superman isn't dead?" Like no you don't say, when you are missing the point that he is making that they used that way to early, which I agree. Like how are you going to tell people that read comics and watch everything animated series and movies something they already know when you know that they know that, thats acting stupid like why are telling us or Joe something that he already knows and not just to the person that commented but lots of others that are saying the same thing like if we don't know that he isn't dead when we do know, I don't know if it's just trolling or something. Then the people that act like they know more than you when you read from comics to watching shows and movies. We people that do that already know unless it's little kids or something saying the same thing " you know superman isnt dead, Joe? You didn't see the dirt move?"

  • @cameronhodge2651
    @cameronhodge2651 8 років тому +16

    Gotta say Ben Affleck did a great job and I would like to see him in a stand alone Batman movie with better writing. The writing in this movie was kinda saucy but it was a good film. Great review Joe and Joe and other guy.

  • @vampiricpig1392
    @vampiricpig1392 3 роки тому +2

    Little did aj know that instead of making evil superman films theyd be making no superman films

  • @o0-0o693
    @o0-0o693 8 років тому +16

    I wish I could sit Zack down and ask him what the fuck were you thinking?!

    • @merc9nine
      @merc9nine 8 років тому

      i think that conversation might just go over your head

    • @o0-0o693
      @o0-0o693 8 років тому +1

      Brandon Dunn Shut the fuck up

    • @merc9nine
      @merc9nine 8 років тому

      way over

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 6 років тому +1

      B Yeah right. Zack Snyder is a genius. Such a genius he is completely incapable of learning from his mistakes or accepting his limitations and keeps making the same movie over and over because "it looks cool". Like an eight year old... Maybe you're six, in which case you're excused from thinking Snyder is smart...