Kraven the Hunter - WORSE THAN MADAME WEB?! - Angry Movie Review

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  • @py16667
    @py16667 Місяць тому +1433

    Dan Murrell put it perfectly, “Spider-Man’s greatest victory against Kraven is not being included in his film” “The fact that Avi Arad produced this & Borderlands in the same year should yield criminal charges”

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone Місяць тому +62

      If a movie does bad, people in charge should be fined and pay the studio if it fails

    • @rogermazuca4582
      @rogermazuca4582 Місяць тому +30

      Isn't it usually the studios fault when a movie does bad. After all, they're the ones that sign off on it or want it done their way 😢

    • @markadams5823
      @markadams5823 Місяць тому

      Hahahhhahahahha

    • @JahlisMan
      @JahlisMan Місяць тому +12

      they'll just say, "it failed 'cause it was rated R."

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Місяць тому

      ​@JahlisMan well at least they won't cry woke

  • @LostInTheWorldLITW
    @LostInTheWorldLITW Місяць тому +491

    can always tell how bad a movie really is when you look at how depressed alex looks at the beginning as he relives the movie in his head.

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Місяць тому +18

      The horror the horror..

    • @firefly56embers33
      @firefly56embers33 Місяць тому +24

      I think he's having ptsd my god

    • @fernandosepulveda7297
      @fernandosepulveda7297 Місяць тому +23

      But he always looks like his mom just died.

    • @SJK-ROW-K
      @SJK-ROW-K Місяць тому +9

      Also when Joe places his hands behind his head you know what's coming from his mouth ;)

    • @mikey_vengenz
      @mikey_vengenz Місяць тому +10

      To be fair, Alex hates most things lol

  • @Hugh_Jannis
    @Hugh_Jannis Місяць тому +652

    Social Services needs to step in and take away Sony's superhero rights. This is just straight up abuse.

    • @eon5323
      @eon5323 Місяць тому +19

      I'll take a thousand crappy superhero movies for the Monkeys Paw to give us a banger Spiderverse 3

    • @danielcastaneda4975
      @danielcastaneda4975 Місяць тому +9

      Disney is better ? The past Disney movies are worst than madame web

    • @erwinescudero1813
      @erwinescudero1813 Місяць тому +5

      You're wilding, marvel movies are bad but Sony's are bad bad

    • @williamspears1627
      @williamspears1627 Місяць тому

      @@erwinescudero1813 Sony Marvel movies are so bad that they're good.
      "It's Morbin' Time!"
      "I'm craven' Kraven!"
      I could go on lol

    • @MKTheGreat
      @MKTheGreat Місяць тому

      ​@@danielcastaneda4975ok, calm down. Lol. See a doctor

  • @thebradman4662
    @thebradman4662 Місяць тому +1391

    The three Venom films, Morbius, Madame Web, and Kraven the Hunter.
    Sony’s Sinister Six.
    EDIT: Hot damn, thanks for the 👍🏼😁

    • @cococamo191
      @cococamo191 Місяць тому +27

      Kraven is the only one who's actually a sinister six member.

    • @thebradman4662
      @thebradman4662 Місяць тому +47

      Six FILMS.

    • @eternalfailure4081
      @eternalfailure4081 Місяць тому +2

      Zing!

    • @connor_phillipz5689
      @connor_phillipz5689 Місяць тому +56

      The first Venom movie was good. I still stand by that.

    • @samk6141
      @samk6141 Місяць тому +25

      Definitely a sinister bunch lol, tho Sony doesn’t understand we want them to fight spiderman, not our brain cells 😂

  • @nathanielhoban5235
    @nathanielhoban5235 Місяць тому +383

    lol 52:37 the review doesn’t finish I want to see an extended review of this now

    • @anthonyness5360
      @anthonyness5360 Місяць тому +15

      I was about to say that!😂❤

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 Місяць тому +54

      maybe ajs got hunted by kraven mid review

    • @MasterJack2
      @MasterJack2 Місяць тому +58

      movie so bad even the editor went home mid-job

    • @241clearance5
      @241clearance5 Місяць тому +16

      It did abruptly just end, like wait no finishing riffing!

    • @Glitcher2000
      @Glitcher2000 Місяць тому +28

      Sony issued a copyright strike right at the end.

  • @nightking0130
    @nightking0130 Місяць тому +243

    “My grandmother died and I never saw her again” who was writing this dialogue😂

    • @SJK-ROW-K
      @SJK-ROW-K Місяць тому +29

      "My grandmother died and I never saw her again... and somehow my grandmother returned" dire-logue

    • @jesustyronechrist2330
      @jesustyronechrist2330 29 днів тому +9

      "I died... but lived!"

    • @Philosophical24
      @Philosophical24 29 днів тому +20

      Movie was so goofy I was waiting for the grandma to return and fight Rhino 😂

    • @BrianGraham-cc9ic
      @BrianGraham-cc9ic 29 днів тому

      😂😂

    • @Airjet2582
      @Airjet2582 29 днів тому

      Avi Arad

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 Місяць тому +671

    I’ve been “Kraven” for Angry Joe Show to review this film.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 Місяць тому +18

      I personally turned Kravinoff

    • @tmxo01
      @tmxo01 Місяць тому +10

      🥁🥁🥁

    • @Captain_Mcdobber
      @Captain_Mcdobber Місяць тому +1

      This comment is worthy 😅

    • @mfconstructor
      @mfconstructor Місяць тому +1

      You win the internet

    • @Deadshot4396
      @Deadshot4396 Місяць тому +6

      Please leave the room

  • @PhillyPhillyLetsDoIt
    @PhillyPhillyLetsDoIt Місяць тому +179

    Anytime Sony releases a comic movie I get more excited for the angry review than the movie. Sad that’s coming to an end now

    • @Drasnier
      @Drasnier Місяць тому +5

      Me too! And I see myself coming back and rewatching these reviews in a few years for the fuzzy nostalgia hit I won't get anywhere else 😂 Crazy world we live in

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 29 днів тому +1

      Hopefully they get back into the right hands at marvel cause sony doesnt know wtf there doing

  • @BGRANT777X
    @BGRANT777X Місяць тому +171

    Its crazy that nobody at Sony has considered making a good movie at this point

    • @calvinwilson3617
      @calvinwilson3617 Місяць тому +10

      At this point, I wonder if they're pulling a "The Producers" and tanking them on purpose 🤔

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Місяць тому +4

      After Venom (the first one), I'm starting to think they are doing this on purpose. You can't keep releasing trash after trash and expect better results!! They got lucky with Ghostbusters: Afterlife, but everything else feels like they are purposely trying to bankrupt their company.

    • @-castradomis-1773
      @-castradomis-1773 Місяць тому +14

      They’re just shitting these movies out so they can retain the rights .

    • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
      @JustSomeDinosaurPerson 29 днів тому +4

      @@-castradomis-1773 Pretty much this. It is more about retaining the rights to the license for negotiating purposes, leverage and revenue through ulterior means. Sony sees this as "why bother when Marvel is doing all the hard work advertising these characters for us?"

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 28 днів тому

      I thought Spiderverse was the second coming of Jesus tho, did the internet lie to me ?

  • @bayushiteishiru6291
    @bayushiteishiru6291 Місяць тому +100

    Joe, the review cuts off abruptly at 52:37.

    • @blockeduseristaken3706
      @blockeduseristaken3706 Місяць тому +2

      Sounds about 50mins too long if you ask me.

    • @fresh_knacker6226
      @fresh_knacker6226 29 днів тому +1

      seems perfect to me ^^

    • @gruvee9334
      @gruvee9334 28 днів тому +7

      This is the second time for me that I see this abrupt end.
      What's going on?

    • @fresh_knacker6226
      @fresh_knacker6226 27 днів тому +2

      @@gruvee9334 i literally thought it was a stylistic device. In the sense of ... it isnt worth it to say so much about this movie lets just cut it here. To me that was quite funny :)

    • @KamenriderRX99
      @KamenriderRX99 27 днів тому

      What the hell 😂

  • @Thunderlips-60602
    @Thunderlips-60602 Місяць тому +331

    Madame Web at least stared Sydney Sweeney, so that's 2 things it had going for it.

    • @awildgrendel7148
      @awildgrendel7148 Місяць тому +40

      Stop simping

    • @brookebear18B
      @brookebear18B Місяць тому +35

      Lmaooo 😂😂😂 I don't find her attractive but I appreciate the joke

    • @KyubiCloaks
      @KyubiCloaks Місяць тому +3

      ​@@brookebear18B its okay to be gay

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Місяць тому +22

      Not surprising comment from a dude who is subscribed to Critical Drinker 😂 how funny but predictable

    • @futrecacao
      @futrecacao Місяць тому +60

      @@Foxfire_forty-nine Bro went to look for the channels and the guy was writing to try to make fun of the comment """""offensive""""" 💀

  • @featherguardian6023
    @featherguardian6023 Місяць тому +88

    First, This was a Misopportunity to not use Kraven to fight the MCU Spider-Man that will be one of Peter’s Greatest Fights of Survival, instead we got another spinoff nobody ask and Theaters are making the smart choice and it kills this Abomination of a Universe, sadly for now.

    • @brookebear18B
      @brookebear18B Місяць тому +8

      Missed opportunity*

    • @suri-el_of_krypton
      @suri-el_of_krypton Місяць тому +11

      I remember reading an article right after No Way Home came out. Apparently, the original draft for NWH was Kraven going after Spider-Man once his identity was outed. However Sony wanted Kraven to have his own movie so canceled that draft. Obviously, what we got was better, but I'm still curious as to how that movie would've turned out

    • @KeithMould
      @KeithMould Місяць тому +1

      Most marvel movies are complete missed opportunity's

    • @brookebear18B
      @brookebear18B Місяць тому +4

      @@KeithMould opportunities*

    • @BehuraStudio
      @BehuraStudio Місяць тому +3

      @@suri-el_of_kryptonin genuinely annoyed at how bad Sony is at making decisions

  • @Thin_Whyt_Duke
    @Thin_Whyt_Duke Місяць тому +40

    Alex’s transformation into Angry Joe is almost complete.

    • @THEJMAROCK91
      @THEJMAROCK91 Місяць тому

      He is the true puppet master feeding the hatred to joe

    • @x4ndr1x
      @x4ndr1x Місяць тому +9

      I always thought it was a z fusion of Angry Joe and Other Joe. Kekeke xD

    • @scottsatkowiak2347
      @scottsatkowiak2347 4 дні тому

      LMAO true!

  • @nursejim2129
    @nursejim2129 Місяць тому +45

    Don't forget he has the super power to repeat horrible dialog without violently vomiting.

    • @mbower9641
      @mbower9641 23 дні тому +1

      Kraven has always had super powers in the comics

  • @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS
    @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS Місяць тому +70

    that's so kraven

  • @timmydrawing
    @timmydrawing Місяць тому +33

    This movie should've basically been a superhero remake of "First Blood." He could've basically been the woodsie version of batman, I feel like that would've been dope.

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman Місяць тому +49

    3:01 "He likes em old like Joe does". OJ didnt deny that shit. A fellow man of culture 😂😂

    • @xdrkcldx
      @xdrkcldx Місяць тому

      the culture is we like em young, wdym

    • @RndmAnvgr777
      @RndmAnvgr777 Місяць тому

      ​@@xdrkcldxThat's gross dude

    • @LapGodGaming
      @LapGodGaming Місяць тому +6

      I love how it's no secret that oj is a granny chaser

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman Місяць тому +1

      @@LapGodGaming was it known before this?

    • @GrizzlyHugz
      @GrizzlyHugz Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Soccercrazyigboman Watch Dogs 3

  • @TheeBGShow
    @TheeBGShow Місяць тому +65

    Not even close to as bad as madame web. Kraven is mediocre, madame web is one of the worst movies ever made

    • @JesusChrist2000BC
      @JesusChrist2000BC Місяць тому +15

      Yeah these Kraven reviews are getting ridiculous at this point. Kraven to me was a decent 6/10 popcorn flick. I've seen literally 10 worse movies this year than Kraven and probably more. Kraven had some great fight scenes. I went into expecting some PG13 punch fest but Kraven kills more people than Michael Myers in Halloween. I was impressed they did that for Marvel.

    • @py16667
      @py16667 Місяць тому +3

      I’ve heard from most that it’s actually very close to being that bad

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Місяць тому +2

      And Venom 2&3 aren't much further behind..

    • @blem88
      @blem88 Місяць тому

      As someone who has watched IHE I can tell you it is not even in the top 100

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Місяць тому +1

      Just saw it
      It was ok something I likely will forget in a week but no where near close to the dumpsterfires that are madam web and morbius

  • @cernos7230
    @cernos7230 Місяць тому +109

    Morbius - "It's Morbin time"
    Madam Web - "It's Webbin time"
    Kraven - "It's Kravin time"

    • @NeterRafi77
      @NeterRafi77 Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caliginousmoira8565
      @caliginousmoira8565 Місяць тому +1

      what 'rangers' are they?

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS Місяць тому +2

      Snowflame - "White Po[the director has been sacked]

    • @DragonZero1212
      @DragonZero1212 27 днів тому

      “It’s Sinister time”

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 25 днів тому

      No no no, it's "That's so Kraven!"

  • @gamingbear3108
    @gamingbear3108 Місяць тому +31

    The end credit scene where Morbius appears and says “it’s Morbin time” … screening I went to everyone went nuts, absolute scenes

  • @JeremyDeere
    @JeremyDeere Місяць тому +29

    Madame Web was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was one of those Netflix viewers. I held out hope it was okay. I was wrong.

  • @jca759
    @jca759 Місяць тому +33

    I imagine the 28 Years Later movie he's staring in soon will redeem him. The trailer looks incredible, a must watch.

    • @Sanbonzakuraa
      @Sanbonzakuraa 29 днів тому +4

      The trailer looks mid.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 28 днів тому +1

      There is like 3% odds of this movie not being an absolute dumpster fire, but hey "tRaiLer lOoKS gOoD"

    • @jca759
      @jca759 28 днів тому +1

      @@Ron_Jambo_ Sorry to get your panties in a wad.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 28 днів тому

      @@jca759 Brainless consoomer.

  • @aaa-sz9ul
    @aaa-sz9ul 13 днів тому +4

    I cant believe they didnt bring up that scene where Rhino makes a choking gurgling sound instead of screaming.
    Unironically hilarious

  • @JasperOosterveld
    @JasperOosterveld Місяць тому +160

    17:48 I love Alex so much 😂😂😂

    • @patrickcampbell45
      @patrickcampbell45 Місяць тому +5

      🤣

    • @AllPersonalNothingBusiness
      @AllPersonalNothingBusiness Місяць тому +5

      'It's like which one do you wanna eat?'

    • @jaylinjapan4683
      @jaylinjapan4683 28 днів тому +3

      Alex is way better than that really fat guy they had on the show before. I forgot his name.

    • @brianmattison1351
      @brianmattison1351 26 днів тому +1

      Yeah yeah whatevs... Not addressing how this video ends clearly reveals you haven't watched the whole thing...Where is the snider cut!!!

  • @bobbyknight9709
    @bobbyknight9709 Місяць тому +18

    Why does every Sonyverse movie have the straight to DVD feel from the early 2000s? Very uncanny valley feel

  • @JahlisMan
    @JahlisMan Місяць тому +33

    you know what irks me? they cut Venom down to be PG-13. and it made a lot of money.
    then they release this garbage, which wouldn't have made any money regardles. the execs will see the box office numbers and say, "damn. it failed only because it was rated R"
    always wrong lessons with these people, we've seen this time and time again.

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints Місяць тому

      Only???

    • @JahlisMan
      @JahlisMan 29 днів тому +4

      @@CollegeDroputPowerpoints yes. the execs and the like will see only that, I can almost guarantee.

    • @gravesidepoet5405
      @gravesidepoet5405 29 днів тому

      Shut up with this talking point. Other than Maximum Carnage, there’s no other comic that really portrays Venom in a way where it would be rated R.

    • @FirEBeast
      @FirEBeast 21 день тому

      @@gravesidepoet5405 what’s your point? You’d rather the movies be PG-13? Why?

  • @deadnamedex3180
    @deadnamedex3180 Місяць тому +24

    Kravens a master tactician with endless animal knowledge. I think he can manipulate animals to attack his opponents in the moment

    • @mrdeath06
      @mrdeath06 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah that's how he was in the OG spiderman comics from the 60s.

    • @RaymondSanders-f8c
      @RaymondSanders-f8c Місяць тому

      I already saw Beastmaster. The Movie & TV Series. Before I got UA-cam.

    • @mbower9641
      @mbower9641 23 дні тому

      @@mrdeath06I have the og comics kraven always was enhanced and had powers yall tend to forget that it’s even in the guide books for marvel i also own

  • @MKhavik
    @MKhavik Місяць тому +26

    4 is actually generous. I've heard others say its one of the worst films they've ever seen.

    • @JesusChrist2000BC
      @JesusChrist2000BC Місяць тому +17

      @@MKhavik Anyone who says that opinions on movies shouldn't be taken even remotely seriously. Kraven isn't even close to the worse SUPERHERO movie much less movie ever made. I could name 10 worse superhero type movies that are worse right now and it wouldn't be hard. Kraven was enjoyable for vast majority of the movie and had some of the best action scenes I've seen in a while.

    • @GrizzlyX
      @GrizzlyX Місяць тому +3

      how is 4 generous if you didn't actually watch it?? If you did, you would know how moronic your comment is. This movie isn't great, but it's also not terrible. There's plenty worse in the precious MCU. And we could start listing from any phase you'd like.

    • @BehuraStudio
      @BehuraStudio Місяць тому +7

      I can bet you five bucks Catwoman is still worse than Kraven, especially since Kraven actually has blood and violence

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Місяць тому +2

      You clearly haven't watched many movies especially this year good God

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Місяць тому +3

      ​@@GrizzlyXat least I can turn my brain off I can't say the same about the absolute writing abominations that are multiverse of madness and antman

  • @IndiePatron
    @IndiePatron Місяць тому +33

    The abrupt ending took me by surprise, did the camera die xD

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Місяць тому +13

      I think Joe just got tired, and pulled a Sony and just gave up.

  • @mowsefmow8177
    @mowsefmow8177 Місяць тому +12

    man if you drive 5 hours to see any sony movie you have to reevaluate some stuff

  • @Mitchellectronic
    @Mitchellectronic 29 днів тому +12

    Pretty salty that they rated Kraven R, but didn't for any of the venom movies..

    • @FirEBeast
      @FirEBeast 21 день тому

      Especially carnage. At least we got venom biting those guys head off in venom 3

  • @astastaria538
    @astastaria538 Місяць тому +10

    You know movie is not worth your time when UA-cam lost interest in the review and fell asleep.

  • @justbob5013
    @justbob5013 Місяць тому +14

    "Better than medam web"
    That's a low ass bar😂

  • @ClassicKrusty
    @ClassicKrusty Місяць тому +19

    Damn Aaron lied to his fans on Twitter saying it was gonna be great

    • @chaddubois8164
      @chaddubois8164 28 днів тому +2

      He has fans?

    • @DarkPhoenixSaga
      @DarkPhoenixSaga 23 дні тому +2

      So did Dakota Johnson, who said not only will people love Madam Web, but they will see it twice.

  • @spectreagent00
    @spectreagent00 Місяць тому +100

    Sony could have made a Spider-Man 2099 film but they are idiots.

    • @wT_Nomad
      @wT_Nomad Місяць тому +26

      Doesn’t matter. It would be terrible.

    • @spectreagent00
      @spectreagent00 Місяць тому +10

      @wT_Nomad hire the right people and it doesn't have to be

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Місяць тому +8

      They could make it, but they don't have the talent to do so.

    • @stealthnuke1
      @stealthnuke1 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@spectreagent00Definitely not Avi Arad then.

    • @CyclopsHavok
      @CyclopsHavok Місяць тому +2

      You would REALLY trust Sony with that?!? Hahahaha ummm no Sony needs to stop making spiderman movies altogether period let marvel handle it

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 Місяць тому +15

    Eh, im sure when Sony re-release it in February, it will do fantastic 😅

  • @Dinugujon
    @Dinugujon Місяць тому +12

    Joe: "What's his powers?"
    Alex: "He can see cigarettes."
    😅😅😅

  • @What.99
    @What.99 Місяць тому +8

    I love that Sony’s live-action Spider-Man universe doesn’t even have Spider-Man in it lmao.

  • @BloodofaFool
    @BloodofaFool Місяць тому +38

    Aaron Taylor Johnson is never gonna be able to escape that age gap between him and his wife 😂

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 Місяць тому

      Is that why he got the role...he bagged a cougar?

    • @nerdvanacomics1164
      @nerdvanacomics1164 29 днів тому +10

      Yup and sadly no matter how old he gets he will never catch up

    • @Colonelgliz
      @Colonelgliz 29 днів тому

      Foreal. My gf told me anout that q while back. Straight up groomed lol

    • @katfig8926
      @katfig8926 27 днів тому

      It’s always been so creepy. It’s not ok and every time I see him, I’m reminded he was groomed. She was friends with his parents since he was a kid. 🤢

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH 26 днів тому

      That's called grooming

  • @Diceman770
    @Diceman770 Місяць тому +9

    The fact we never got a proper attempt at the Maximum Carnage arc...

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Місяць тому +3

      Yes, I am also deeply saddened by this as well...and I saw Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage as well in theaters. I knew it would be bad from the trailer, but they had to know they were butchering the Maximum Carnage storyline. They knew, and didn't care. They just knew they'd be making money off the name Carnage, and off the Venom Vs. Carnage battle fans had been wanting for YEARS. And it SUCKED. Venom 3, don't even bother. It's just Venom 2, but WORSE. The Venom movies only got worse and worse. Kraven is an uninteresting character already, and isn't interesting enough to carry his own movie. Nobody was asking for a Kraven Vs. The Rhino fight, it's just like Venom Vs. Carnage, or Morbius vs. Milo. It's a whole buildup that amounts to a whole fight of NOTHING. Nobody cared about The Foreigner Vs. Kraven fight, either. Nobody asked for it, and no one wanted it. Foreigner isn't a Kraven villain, he's probably barely even a Spider-Man villain. Rhino and Kraven ARE Spider-Man villains, but Web-Head isn't in the movie, so why bother?

    • @Diceman770
      @Diceman770 Місяць тому +1

      @shawnfields2369 "so why bother" is the reason I couldn't give any of the movies a chance. Not to mention that Venom is one of my favorite Anti-Heroes I'm just done with the Sony Spiderman Tyranny

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 25 днів тому

      It's not like the Maximum Carnage story was good to begin with...

  • @kanight1
    @kanight1 Місяць тому +7

    The MCU: We got Black Panther!!
    Sony: OH YEAH! Well we got Kraven! 😂🤣😅😭🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Місяць тому +4

    This movie was directed by J. C. Chandor, who has a really good track record with acclaimed films such as Margin Call, All Is Lost, and A Most Violent Year. Until Kraven the Hunter, Chandor’s worst film by default was Triple Frontier, which is a pretty good action movie on Netflix. Richard Wenk, who wrote all three of The Equalizer movies, also has a screenplay credit. And these two STILL weren’t a match for Sony’s terrible meddling and the duo who wrote Transformers: The Last Knight. Anyone else REALLY nervous about Nicolas Cage’s Spider-Man: Noir TV series? Sony really needs to just give the full rights to these characters back to Marvel. They’ve proven over and over again that they have no idea what to do with them.

  • @jacintorojas4137
    @jacintorojas4137 Місяць тому +7

    I haven't seen the movie nor will I, but I remember Calypso being a love interest for Kraven in the Spectacular Spiderman TV show in the day.

  • @BushinRyuCat
    @BushinRyuCat Місяць тому +8

    Six Spiderman Extended universe films...yet NOT ONE featured Spiderman even in a cameo?? 😵‍💫

    • @Burstify
      @Burstify Місяць тому +4

      Only one did and it was Venom 2 during after credits

    • @NeterRafi77
      @NeterRafi77 Місяць тому +1

      At least cameos right?

  • @mrsamaritan6881
    @mrsamaritan6881 Місяць тому +3

    To be fair, Kraven isn't usually portayed as "evil". He's usually either an over-the-top confident celebrity and needs to be taken down a peg or he's been blackmailed to fight Spider-man.

  • @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh
    @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh Місяць тому +12

    No way this is worse then madam web. Nothing can be

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 Місяць тому

      The porn parody Madam Head had better acting....

  • @seanbrazell7095
    @seanbrazell7095 Місяць тому +5

    They have still made Venom into multiple billion dollar successes. They aren't going to just not do a new venom series, they really can't afford NOT to do so . I just wonder if they've made enough with venom to offset their losses on the rest.

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 Місяць тому +24

    Lmao the review cut off for the full spoilers segment

  • @KrankyKaiju
    @KrankyKaiju Місяць тому +13

    But the question is: is it good-bad or just bad?

    • @Sam-vk8xd
      @Sam-vk8xd Місяць тому +6

      16:00

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Місяць тому +1

      My opinion ok not terrible not good ether

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt Місяць тому +1

      It’s bad mate😂

    • @aaadesktop
      @aaadesktop 25 днів тому +1

      The whole movie was decent, but the end up to the Rhino fight was cringey laughable.

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann 29 днів тому +2

    The bad guy's plan to hunt Kraven literally made my mind recoil from facepalming. They show up outside his home base with armoured trucks, automatic weapons and dozens of armed men in a wide open field. They are in the perfect position to set up a perimeter and lure Kraven out into the open by using his brother as hostage bait, where they can exploit the lack of cover, long range and clear sight lines to snipe or mow him down with concentrated fire. But rather than doing that, they instead decide to just...march blindly into the forest which is full of tight corners, dark crevices, foliage cover and more places to be ambushed from than sand particles in the Sahara. It's like they were just *asking* to get annihilated.
    I could not believe they actually did something as straightforwardly sumb as that. The mind of a Sony writer is truly astounding.

  • @TrueBlueMajikDewd
    @TrueBlueMajikDewd Місяць тому +5

    When they're saying the Sony Spider-Man universe is over they're talking about these Spider-Manless movies are over. So Venom -> Kraven. Idk why this concept is hard to grasp. So we're not getting Silver Sable or Agent Venom. Those movies are dust.

  • @paulderosa3065
    @paulderosa3065 27 днів тому +1

    10:59 I can't speak for everyone else but I know the only reason I watched Madame Web on Netflix, was that I had to see if it was as awful as everyone said for myself.

  • @DarkbloomVis
    @DarkbloomVis Місяць тому +6

    Okay but why does the video suddenly cut off mid conversation lol

  • @Quecojo
    @Quecojo Місяць тому +5

    Shame. They should have done the spiderman arc where he starts mutating into a giant spider little by little and they bring in Kraven to hunt him him down…
    They need to stop doing origin stories…

  • @29CLOUDZ
    @29CLOUDZ Місяць тому +14

    @angryjoe I can’t believe you didn’t review The Substance. It was the wildest horror movie of the year!

  • @sorbet512
    @sorbet512 Місяць тому +6

    Knew this was going to be bad. The trailer showed how terrible the cgi and parkour looked. They should have never released this garbage

    • @AsianGFguy91
      @AsianGFguy91 22 дні тому

      Movies actually great, have fun being a mindless sheep

  • @ithiusdomino
    @ithiusdomino Місяць тому +5

    Your average lion(Male) lives 8 to 10 years. Lets give that the benefit of the doubt and say it's 10 years old.
    That's 200 humans / year(and i guess it was killing humans as a cub...)
    There are 365 days a year.
    This lion killed a human every other day for 10 years. This lion was a fucking menace.
    There are 600k ish people in the county I live in, 60kish in the city itself.
    I doubt this lion had territory much larger than my city. This lion, over 10 years, killed 3% of my local population lol.

  • @saddiaaltaf9301
    @saddiaaltaf9301 23 дні тому +3

    Did Kraven say "It's Kraven Time!"

  • @Dimas_Off_Grid
    @Dimas_Off_Grid 27 днів тому +4

    This Movie was better than the 3 Venom movies, Morbius or Madame Web imo....He's a savage....thats all i wanted to see....they delivered.

    • @AsianGFguy91
      @AsianGFguy91 22 дні тому

      Anybody who disagrees didn’t even see the movie. Just sheep

  • @Y2JFan94
    @Y2JFan94 Місяць тому +7

    Just give the rights back to marvel !!!

  • @SLOP_JOCKS
    @SLOP_JOCKS Місяць тому +6

    Video just ends abruptly halfway through talking. Not a bug, just end of video not uploaded

  • @leonardomaranhao2861
    @leonardomaranhao2861 Місяць тому +16

    Amazing that this year we got one of the best version of Kraven on the PS5 and when we get a live action Kraven he turned to be ``meh``

    • @gevoian
      @gevoian Місяць тому +4

      spiderman 2 came out last year bruh

    • @leonardomaranhao2861
      @leonardomaranhao2861 Місяць тому

      @@gevoian Sorry, I played mostly this year.

  • @Panamaniax507
    @Panamaniax507 Місяць тому +6

    Aaron is in 28years later if that’s good he’ll be alright

  • @zakkpencing6027
    @zakkpencing6027 26 днів тому +2

    I didn’t think it was bad personally. I’m pretty critical of movies and also a huge fan of Kraven as a marvel character. I hate to say it but I think there was a bit of a bandwagon of hate towards this film in light of recent Super Hero movies not doing as well in general, Madam web and Morbius being the prime culprits of this. I’m not saying it was a masterpiece by any means, but it wasn’t a bad film.

  • @CargoShorts7
    @CargoShorts7 27 днів тому +3

    Mannn… I like this actor, but he was not a good casting for Kraven. Not sure who would be better, but he just doesn’t feel right for the role

  • @t.butcher
    @t.butcher Місяць тому +4

    This video was funny. Kraven with no abs. 😂 Basically Kraven would be Point Break Thor in what could have been the SSU team up film. 😆

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 Місяць тому +7

    What? NOOOO! Say It Isn't So, JOE!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @bayushiteishiru6291
    @bayushiteishiru6291 Місяць тому +10

    Kraven was in Amazon with my mother, researching spiders.

  • @geekedongames3432
    @geekedongames3432 Місяць тому +5

    The video cut at the end 😭

  • @Neg.Lakayy
    @Neg.Lakayy 26 днів тому +1

    This is not surprising. You cannot make a Spider-Man based universe without Spider-Man. Especially if they’re trying to lead it up to a sinister six movie. Most of the villains aren’t even villains in the movies. What beef do they really have with Spidey to form a group to fight him? This was doomed to fail from the start.

  • @TheHairyGorilla
    @TheHairyGorilla Місяць тому +5

    To be fair ;) Kraven is like Captain America power levels peak human ect.

  • @austinjennings2826
    @austinjennings2826 27 днів тому +2

    The movie was fun, too many people think they’re critics, and enjoying being hateful.

  • @vercoda9997
    @vercoda9997 Місяць тому +4

    Pre- and post-Christmas releases are traditionally when studios shovel their worst flops out, aware they'll bomb and lose a fistful of money, but hoping to recoup some of the costs and not do too much reputational damage with audiences distracted by Christmas etc. This has all the marks of being another stinker, and ctitics are panning it globally.

    • @Supherodude
      @Supherodude 29 днів тому

      Kraven was originally going to be a summer release but Sony pushed it back to December. Sony probably did this after seeing how bad Madame Web flopped so they wanted decided to have this movie release after Venom 3.

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 27 днів тому +1

    Video just ended at 52:37

  • @sly2076
    @sly2076 Місяць тому +34

    I didn't know OJ was a cougar hunter

    • @urmomproductionz5
      @urmomproductionz5 Місяць тому

      You must not watch a lot of AJS

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman Місяць тому +3

      He seems like one. It takes one to know one 😂

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod Місяць тому +3

      How?? He's a huge Golden Girls fan lol.. he's not into cougers, he's into Leopards! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RQFumbles
      @RQFumbles Місяць тому

      OJ has the cheeks the cougars love. Both of them 🤣

    • @hectorf.peralta9913
      @hectorf.peralta9913 Місяць тому +1

      Golden giros? A sabertooth hunter that is

  • @BMitc13476
    @BMitc13476 29 днів тому +2

    I knew this movie would be terrible when i saw Rhino was the main villain because Rhino is a henchmen and the muscle. Hes never been the main threat i dont think even once. The only way youd be able to make him that here is if you change the character so much to the point its basically a different character but even that wouldnt save it. Only thing that might have is if they found a way to make the predator the villain somehow which im surprised hasnt happened in the comics given marvel owns the rights to both now

  • @juremugerli2334
    @juremugerli2334 Місяць тому +14

    Joe: This is not a 13% movie (The percentage of people who consider the movie above average with a 6/10+. Yes, that's what the tomatometer actually is)
    Also Joe: It's a bellow average movie, I give it a 4/10

    • @Kverkele
      @Kverkele Місяць тому +2

      IMDB rating: 5.5 (2,1k votes)
      Yeah, why everybody use rottentomatoes if u even dont know how the score is calculated and how easy is to manipulate it.

    • @hectorf.peralta9913
      @hectorf.peralta9913 Місяць тому +1

      I can't believe Joe STILL doesn't know how RT works.

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Місяць тому

      It's a turn your brain off action flick like beekeeper that just happens to wear the skin of a comic book movie

  • @00CuteMystery00
    @00CuteMystery00 Місяць тому +5

    Sony. Please stop. Please.

  • @sheik_link
    @sheik_link Місяць тому +6

    It's just me or the video is incomplete?

    • @forcelord9999
      @forcelord9999 29 днів тому

      It didn’t end it just stops Alex mid sentence

  • @LangstonAmadi
    @LangstonAmadi Місяць тому +2

    17:45 Dude Alex is so funny 😂 Turds in a punch bowl. Joe was like no thanks 😂😂😂

  • @spooters
    @spooters Місяць тому +5

    Sony should stop. That's it. Just stop.

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt Місяць тому

      Agree😂 no more bad movies

  • @PizzaGuy2001
    @PizzaGuy2001 Місяць тому +4

    Let’s face it, their done, they decided to throw in the towel, let’s hope they do better things

  • @starkbird117
    @starkbird117 Місяць тому +3

    Anytime I wanna see what they think of a movie off the bat, I just look at Alex’s face and it tells me everything I need to know.

  • @jeffhowell4403
    @jeffhowell4403 27 днів тому +1

    Why is noone talking about the size of Angry Joe's hoodie strings..

  • @dylcxx
    @dylcxx Місяць тому +4

    I think Aaron will kill it in the upcoming 28 Years Later so hopefully this wont affect his career much

  • @mikey_vengenz
    @mikey_vengenz Місяць тому +3

    12:52 so... he's ace ventura?

    • @GreenSupreme.223
      @GreenSupreme.223 26 днів тому

      G. This comment made me laugh so hard I slipped in the shower.

  • @dudemankewl6291
    @dudemankewl6291 Місяць тому +3

    Oh man! I love Kraven. He's a commi chad. So, Kraven and Carnage. FOX NEEDS TO LET THIS GO, ASAP!

  • @zZ-bu7lp
    @zZ-bu7lp Місяць тому +3

    Where is the ENDING for this VIDEO BOIS !??? i think you need to reupload the full version of this review lol

  • @Viglin123
    @Viglin123 Місяць тому +3

    Hey!
    No shades on the Beast Master movie with Marc Singer, loved that movie as kid 😂

  • @ZeroheartX
    @ZeroheartX 25 днів тому +1

    what the hell, did Joe uploaded the sopranos ending of the video?

  • @Nick-fc4wu
    @Nick-fc4wu 29 днів тому +3

    Movie is so bad they dont even finish the spoiler section

  • @morninglaughter2469
    @morninglaughter2469 27 днів тому +1

    I was expecting it to turn out that Chameleon had killed their father and assumed his appearance to run his organisation, then he fakes his own kidnapping so that Kraven would take out his rival.

  • @Cifer77
    @Cifer77 Місяць тому +8

    If you never give a 0, 5 is NOT actually average (middle of the scale), it would be just below average.

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE Місяць тому +2

      It doesn't matter if he never gives a 0, because the scale still has a 0; therefore, a 5 is still average on the scale.

    • @EntrEsprit
      @EntrEsprit Місяць тому

      it would be slightly worse than average, because technically average is 5.5. So 5 is basically mediocre. And therefore it's logical that 4 is where the bad starts, at least for me

    • @mediumvillain
      @mediumvillain Місяць тому

      0s dont HAVE to exist and you would hope that they dont. I dont even think a 0 is realistically on the scale, the worst things would probably be a 1. You're taking the idea of most review scales using 7 or 8 for average and never rating anything from 1-5 and trying to extrapolate it all the way to 0, a non-score. If a score represents "average" or slightly below or above average then most scores for multi-million dollar productions would fall within that range.

    • @kallemetsahalme5701
      @kallemetsahalme5701 27 днів тому

      exactly. i dont buy his scale because "average" doesnt actually mean anything. average can be amazing or terrible. he talks about wishywashy scores but then he has this average that actually isnt the average point considering all the reviews

  • @hellfire5108
    @hellfire5108 Місяць тому +2

    What is up with Sony and rhinos? It reminds me of the producer who wanted to have a huge spider in Superman movie. And then he produced Wild Wild West and that spider made it into the movie. Seems like some people in power have very weird ideas and nobody is there to stop them.

  • @awolpeace1781
    @awolpeace1781 Місяць тому +3

    Sounds like it should've been one of those lame 1990s TV shows that teenagers only watched because the actors were hot, no matter how dumb the story or writing was, think Beast Master or Lost World

  • @davyjones5361
    @davyjones5361 Місяць тому +1

    Not being worse than Madam web is equivalent of not bringing a shovel when the bar is on the ground

  • @rguzman428
    @rguzman428 Місяць тому +3

    Movie was ok , was better than the other spiderman spin offs

  • @MJfp6lx
    @MJfp6lx Місяць тому +4

    I hope this isn't career ending for ATJ. Hope he gets recast in DCU as Flash Green Arrow or some other major role

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- 29 днів тому +1

      Or you know... he could play in good movies. Not superhero garbage.

  • @johnshepard8556
    @johnshepard8556 Місяць тому +2

    It can't be worse than madam web because that movie didn't have aaron taylor Johnson shirtless with his ten pack

  • @ajarmetta
    @ajarmetta Місяць тому +9

    They only do it to keep the license 😂

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 Місяць тому

      That's what Joe said in his review of Madame Web, LOL!

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE Місяць тому +1

      If they're going to go that route, then they least they can do is hire someone passionate about the character to make the film. It could be low budget, like the 1994 Fantastic Four movie that was made simply to retain the license. That movie actually isn't too bad, because the people who made it really liked the characters, and it shows in the film.

    • @thegirlfromru
      @thegirlfromru 27 днів тому

      ​@@G360LIVE They have to make it seems legit lol.