50 Jerma Clips That Prove He SHOULD Be Retired
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- Опубліковано 26 тра 2024
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#Jerma #Jerma985 #StreamHighlights
Him getting 98.5 iq is still one of the mist scripted things that has ever happened
Idc what anybody says that stream was prerecorded
He has comedy wired into his genetic code
Literal synchronicity
and yet, i want to believe
Just slightly below average but it makes him so much funnier
i like how the title say "should be retired" like he's an out of date airplane thats about to be replaced
He is
His ass is NOT airworthy anymore 😭
Model 985 definitely needs to be decommissioned
Can't wait for Jerma986
If only Jerma984 was still around...
when he shows his zock on stream thats when you really know he is seriously committed to retiring
18:49
@@diediedicelmfao
Head me out
Butthole reveal
Just post any moment from breath of the wild to have him legally put in a home
There's so many great shrine moments where he looks like completely befuddled and mystified while failing to solve the easiest of puzzles.
or a hospice
i love your pfp
The way Joel yells toilet seat with such desperation in his voice will never not get me
🚽‼️‼️
starting off with the analog clock clip is crazy
He's just like my grandma (she has alzheimers)
I'm PRETTY SURE he told a story about that clip on stream. Apparently he had smoked weed before the stream for the first and was so embarrassed he couldn't read the clock that he vowed to never smoke before a stream again. GENUINE jerma moment
@@Cta7 what makes this even funnier is when he did the Hitman 3 stream after this, he said he was high during the concrete level but later admitted to lying about it because he didnt want to look stupid for not getting it
@@Cta7 I thought it was like a painkiller?
@@BenersantheBreadif I’m not mistaken he takes THC because he has pain issues
At this rate, Jerma could be a senator or the president
For those wondering, the gum you chew with the wrapper was likely botan rice candy, and it somehow got confused with stride gum and a bunch of people started chewing stride with the wrapper on it.
I still remember people telling me the stride gum wrapper was edible back in middle school
@@nerdalert647Technically, they weren't wrong. You can eat it, it won't do any harm, but you can't digest it (tbf the same can be said of the gum itself tho).
6:22 I feel like those game show stream could fill half of this list alone, SOOO many genuinely concerning moments. Never forget "is it woodan or wooden??"
Suana ❌️
Suana ❌️
suana ❌️
Sana ❌️
Sanau ❌️
sanau ❌️
Oh "sauna", that's how I've been spelling it the whole time!
is it woodan or wooden? wooden or woodan? wooden or woodan? woodan or wooden? wooden? woodan
DUDE i have never seen anyone else mention this. Actually fucked
He says “what’s going on” exactly like an oblivion npc when you hit someone in the street
i remember one time he shared a story on stream that no one really brings up. jerma was walking down the streets of boston and a homeless veteran asked him if he could have his autograph, jerma said, "sure, if i can have yours." really powerful stuff.
damn... what a hero 🥺
Did you type this to confuse people under the influence?
@@soupclowninadress6311 so close! i typed it while under the influence 💗
You neglect the detail of the veteran missing both arms.
Oh no
He wants to repeat that scene from Katana Zero
You didnt have to do jerma so dirty starting with the SAW clock clip. Im glad you did but you didnt have to.
Immediately recognized what stream it was. Certainly a jerma985 moment.
He admitted to being really high that stream too lmao
@@user-lh7mt7zo7lif i recall correctly he didn’t even do anything he was just confused so he had to say he used weed
@@detectivealancosteau Nono this is a different time. This time we only found out because he told ludwig and then ludwig mentioned it on a podcast.
he can't help being a cheap date
20:58 incredible editing decision to start playing the music before the clip started. i was immediately so excited
My grandfather actually met jerma back in '07 sadly he died from blood drainage thru his neck with bite marks on it. still cool for jerma looking young even for 80yo
I assume the events were unrelated, but wow what a coincidence. You could have said hypothetically in a parralel world he might have done it XD
6:21 My blood was actually starting to boil.
This is what happens to your brain when you have a diet that consists solely of mayonnaise and dog vitamins
8:52 - New scariest face from Jerma
Richard d James looking ass
That's kinda sus
The fact he was only like one pixel off in clip 3 is so funny to me
50 Jerma Clips That Prove He SHOULD Lower the THC dosage
opened this video and the words "not the fucking clock" came out of me involuntarily
Oh yeah I remember for clip 14 that he got so angry at the game that he literally just burst into tears, collapsing to the ground and shit.
He saw a chatter say something like “jex mode permanently disactivated”, or something to that effect, and i really dont remember why, because it seems like everybody in the community just wants to forget about it and move on (totally get it), he just like…started actively shitting his pants. and like staring into the camera and saying “im just fucking done, i cant take it snymore” and stuff. The others in the lobby were trying to console him and tell him its okay if he just needs to take a break and come back but whenever people came up to him he made his character run into another empty room and keep going.
Real
Thank you for your service in every Jerma comment section, Mr. Klownzinger. Your conscientiousness is respectable🫡
Snymore
@@trickybakery4274”i can’t take it snymore” -> he was complaining to his friend named Snymore
is this real
Thank god they forced him into that retirement home
"high every stream" arc started three years ago and never ended
superdazza ur swag is so different
My god. His skin is MELTING off of the bone
social security andy
And THIS is the man our nation wants as president
i think the doctor's took too much during the lobotomy
What an elderly gentleman
One of the better edited compilations out there, in concept as well.
Nearly everything on this is something i would do completely sober
I’ve seen the falling out the chair clip dozens of times and I still laugh so hard at it, it’s comedic GOLD 😂
I would hate him so much for the Omega symbol thing. HOW can he NOT know it or even the multiple contexts that would make it relevant to him. I would be angry for like a full hour straight
Actually WORSE than a grandpa
I think Jerma needs actual jail time for not knowing when WWII happened.
Americans have bigger problems tbh
Bro that thumbnail is fowl lmao
For some reason the thing jumping over the river getting blocked made me cry laugh 😅
14:16 IDK WHY IVE NEVER SEEN THIS CLIP AND ITS MAKING ME WHEEZE
i thought the title said 'he COULD be retired' like we don't know if he is retired or not and it's a mystery to the community, I vote we make that a new joke and pretend like we dont know and gaslight jerma
Top reasons why jerma was not the best presidential canidate run-up for 2024:
The title of this video insinuates that he is owned or controlled by a greater entity and that they should bring an end to his utilization
May this man never retire. He’s a national treasure
this is why jerma should actually never retire (unless he wants to)
Bro he’s like 40. He’s surrounded himself with people who validate his belief that he’s like old and rotting
BYEAH this is awesome thanks SuperDazza keep em coming!
Jerma can't retire because he's an immortal being, he never ages!
this might be my favorite jerma compilation now
This was such a good comp
This video burned my wig
the clock intro you know this is gonna be a good video
His mouse dpi being at like 10 for the quick time events is killing me
20:59 the transition!!!
Grandpa needs his rest. No one ask him to tell the time its mean !!!! >:(
joel screaming at jerma are my last two braincells arguing over what i wanna have for dinner
Omg this is the first time that I have seen a jerma compilation that is actually a compilation
Every time I see that clip of him spotting the woodland mansion I watch it 10 more times. Always gets me cackling 😂
oh my god the "mood" clip i was totally silent at and then i remembered the name of the compilation and died laughing
hes my fave elderly person
Tell me why watching this reminded me of the obsession me and my friend had over a Haikyuu AMV when we were like 14. It was taken off youtube years ago but I was able to find it! Thanks for the trip down memory lane lol
50 clips, one for every year Jerma has been alive
it’s crazy this guy hasn’t retired already. what is he like 916? he should’ve been arrested in 1671 when him and the ancient vampire Smearsman IV ravaged the small town of Kynningsbybg, Russia, killing hundreds in mere hours with nothing but their bare hands.
Can shit like this stop. It’s cringe.
Him digging straight down in the Minecraft clip gave me so much anxiety lol
i cant stop thinking about his decadence by design stream where every time he spelled "chocolate" he somehow spelled it wrong. every time. i couldn't tell if it was a bit or not by like the 4th time.
He zmoked too much zeed for the saw game 🤣🤣
It’s joever for this guy
What a Jerma985 Moment!!!
jerma truly has one of the minds of all time
why did he number the clips like we wouldnt believe him
Congrats on 98.5k Subs
Congrats on 98.5k subs :)
The first clip and McGriddler clip got me laugh so hard, he really is past his prime.
98,5k subs, u crazyyy
Oh damn you're right 😮
Amazing
we may lose jerma more and more over time but the entertainment he has brought all of us is only matched by some of the biggest celebrities ever.
6 has some real Segway ceo vibes to it ngl
the 21st clip proves that this man is a cartoon character
Of COURSE the analog clock clip was the first one. What else could it have been?
Already laughing within the first clip 😂
This vid is just like him being high the vid
Hopefully congress will see this and take it seriously
he's so me 😔
Jermama
Stride Gum, you can eat the wrapper 1:41
this title is unironically true
5:13 YOU DID PLAY IT
Move on, J!
I thought the title was something else 💀
the whole cat jerma thing could have been avoided jerma won the first match then chat did double or nothing and cat jerma won thus nothing should have happened, i think jerma just wanted to dress like a cat boy
I remember the gum
Sundowning andy
does anyone know what game he is playing in the 21st clip it would be much appreciated
0:00 name of the first game?
this is making me fucking lose it
he has gone senile 😢
You could really use this gameplay for a "Sleepy Joe AI" thing.
In the first clip he was actually high according to ludwig
Someone please tell me the song from clip 2 I’m going to lose it
hi guys does anyone know what stream 2:20 is from
The game is called "Little Hope."
Full title: "The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope."
End the stream peepaw let’s get you to bed
Guys he’s finally old enough to be president
Everyone has been saying it but Jerma should be STUDIED!!!
Which stream is clip 2 from?