Mad respect for a man willing to strap a laundry basket to his back, put flippers on his hands, and get in a bathtub just to reenact a sea turtle getting a straw stuck in his nose and then slowly dying
@@legitimate8463 I was thinking of heart attacks. About the likelihood. Sure it's rare, this guy dying in this video from what he's doing is also rare. You could say that to every single video on UA-cam.
It's funny to think how much of a different experience a deaf person, a blind person and a person who has both hearing and sight would have when watching and/or listening your videos.
Deaf person is less affected than the blind person. Yes he's hilarious sounding and his delivery of jokes is awesome but at least you have captions . Blind person would have no idea what happens in the video as half the jokes are delivered as straight serious and things happen like when he puts a ramp down for the frogs to leave his pool he doesn't even mention it
@@danielnanninga deaf person will probably notice the subtle jokes he puts in every now and then then a fully sighted and fully hearing person. Like funny things in the background, or coke being on the scale before he tested the potato penetration weight
And not just generally, but specifically straws. How many other single use plastics have been targeted like that? I feel like more people need to know about greenwashing and be critical on policy, social change and their position in it, but that may be naieve in the extreme to expect of the general population.
Blame us while the only real solution is the source companies finding other environmentally friendly ways of packaging that isn't all plastic. Or still using plastic but a less harmful way of it breaking down but I still think renewables and re-usables is the way to go
@@thaDjMauz bread tabs milk tabs beer and pop plastic holders for thos 6 packs and then plastic grocery bags . Walmart loves selling those garbage fabric 35 cent bags to anyone who forgets to bring their own.
@@danielnanninga I was sad when my area outlawed plastic grocery bags. I used to use them to make yarn which I could then crochet into a reusable grocery bag. I know it's for the better, but man those things were great christmas gifts, and totally free. My family used to fight over who got to get the next one. Now I have to buy things with money like some kind of pleb.
This reminds me of the time many years ago when my grandma was going to her car from Home Depot with her hands full, holding a wooden dowel in her mouth - only for the trunk door of her car to fly up, hit the dowel, and cause it to impale the roof of her mouth. Thankfully, she wasn't severely injured and made a full recovery.
@Ann Piez You are no one to judge anyone's value first of all and as a European I think the spoiled brat here is you since you believe that bullshit. Get educated kiddo. We are also animals and if animals die it's gonna affect the environment which is your freaking home and then you're pretty much a goner. Good luck with that mindset. Sad.
I was trying to make a funny comment then everyone replying is not really getting that this is a joke and no one should die, Licht San. and not everyone in America are spoiled, there are lots of people that have one meal a day, if that. I think everyone needs to calm down and just laugh at the joke I have made for happiness.
@princessicy02 I fear you people are all missing the joke. To explain it bluntly- the joke was me swimming into the ocean with metal straws to stab turtles since its more effective at killing them than a plastic straw.
Basically everything we were told NOT to do with toothbrushes as children (walk/run around with it in your mouth, using in moving vehicles, etc...) people are doing now with metal straws. Back in the early 90s I remember at least two cases of kids running around with the toothbrush hanging out of their mouth, tripping, and having the brush go through the back of the throat/neck. It's basically a tracheotomy device moonlighting as a straw. I know paper straws disintegrate WAY too quickly, but could we not make them temporarily water resistant with an alginate substance? It would break down in sea water but would make the straw water/liquid resistant enough to get through the beverage. Surely there's a better way that carrying around a human hole puncher.
@woollimy i suggest searching for zero waste lifestyle, steel straws is a just a gateway to the movement. I literally started with just a straw (ngl it looked cool using it) and now i buy things on bulk with my own container. Not everyone that tries is perfectly devoid of single use plastics, but hey it makes a difference.
Funny how somehow 'solutions' to some eco problems are largely immune from public scrutiny. I had been letting my kids use these for a while, but something kept nagging me. Only after watching this did I realise what was bothering me. Metal straws reminded me of the No. 4 Lee Enfield spike bayonet. This was adopted by the UK over the bayonets used by New Zealand and Australia as it was found to be more lethal. I had removed some metal Korean chopsticks from the cutlery drawer because I realised how dangerous they might be, but kept using the metal straws.
first we had plastic straws wrapped in paper then we had paper straws wrapped in paper now we have metal straws wrapped in plastic next we will have straws wrapped in the souls of our enemies.
Fun fact: I work in print production and pre-covid we used to print on these "environmentally friendly metal water bottles" where basically the company sends us the bottles wrapped in an _absurd_ amount of plastic, we print whatever on the bottles, then rewrap them without the plastic (that goes right in the garbage) so that way the customer doesn't see any of it and think they are making an environment friendly choice. That's why I laughed so hard when he said in the beginning "environmentalism is great, everyone's pretending to help" He's right, the best solution is to just stop using straws. Very few people actually _need_ to use them, but the rest of us? We just like to use them for like no reason.
I use a big tankard and use plenty of ice. A straw is essential. I do re-use my "disposable" plastic straws until they're completely fucked, tho. Not for environmental reasons, of course, but because I don't throw away things that're still useful.
What about drinks in the car? Open lid drinks while driving is a disaster. What about slurpees? They hard to drink with your mouth without making a mess.
How is nobody talking about his slacklining skills? This man ate a plate of tagliatelle on a slackline with a sharp metal fork without the fear of falling or spilling, and then jumped up and down with scissors in his mouth. I salute you, you fearless Australian.
I use straws bc I am super clumsy and always spill drinks all over me, and my favorite solution is silicone straws. Too squishy to be dangerous, can cut them if you need them to be a certain length (like for a water bottle), and they come in fun colors
@@zerotheshortpotato6867 yes. I had them as a kid. There were chocolate and fruity so I could only assume they were Coco and Fruity PEBBLES brand cereal but they were delicious
As much as I understand the potential negative impact that plastic straws can have on the environment, it’s nothing compared to the corporate waste that makes up 70% of the world’s pollution. Including many of the companies that are championing against plastic straws. It’s following the same old trend of neoliberalism doing just enough to oppose ecological crises that they get some good press and potential profit off of it, but with enough disingenuousness that it doesn’t upset the status quo that allows them to drink deep from the veins of the working class. You know the kind, the corporate brand of eco-friendliness that puts most of the blame on individual choice, and advocates for consumption as activism. Not to mention that this whole crusade on plastic straws has turned out to be pretty bad for disabled people who are too disabled to drink without a straw, too disabled to wash reusable straws, and too disabled to not choke on the disintegrated bits of paper straws. So yeah, this whole plastic straw thing pisses me off.
That balancing was impressive enough on its own, and you did it while eating spaghetti 🤣👍🏻, legendary, God bless homie, keep it up, I've seen every video and I'm on round 2 XD
well that's the thing. plastic is actually very useful but the problem is people don't recycle properly. considering he's at home he probably has a recycling bin in which he can dispose of that. but when people are out they just throw away plastic straws like that all the time.
@@smasherjosh5000 too bad most of the platic in our ocean comes from india and china also making platic staws illegal while allowing these double layered juice boxes which literally cant be recycled is the most hypocrite bs in our society
normal plastic straws are like the least of our worries, most of the trash-related animal injuries and deaths are caused by discarded fishing gear, which makes up the vast majority of the trash in the ocean.
@@victrix7451 hahahaha it funny because straw suppose to suck. hahahahahahahahsahhahahahshahshahsahsahhdafhasdhbjafsdhbdhbashbfhbakdcbjkjhbfkhbkjadskhbjb dkabdasfbkdsbkkbfjkbg *Give me release.32edwqaswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
Yeah, people can die with any object imaginable. It doesn't mean that it makes it dangerous. I almost swallowed a chipped piece from a glass in a restaurant, yet nobody has any concerns about cups made out of glass
The real question is why we don’t just buy hard plastic straws that are reusable and probably won’t let the life force leave your body because they aren’t sharp
good joke but sorry to burst your bubble but metal straws are not as environmentally as people are lead to believe and are in fact worse than plastic straws. you: impossible
@@tommyblade8093 Ok so tbh I can't explain of it all so I suggest you look it up if you want more but ill do my best to explain. Metal straws are more resource and energy-intensive to make than plastic straws. metal straws also are not as recyclable as plastic ones. The main problem people had with plastic straws is that they wound up in the ocean which only happened in California (or at least mainly). The solution might be to have more ways to get the straws to recycling places instead of the trash. also thank you for your politeness, I don't see many people that have that kind of respect.
@@firefox-op1ok It feels as if metal straws would be more recyclable as you can just smelt them down again (some plastics doesn't work as well with being smelted a second time), and that they'd probably be better taken care of (Plastic is trash, metal is reusable is a common thought). In any case.. Here in Sweden restaurants has started using paper straws alot. Probably some kind of chemical to make it a bit water resistant, however i'm guessing it's still good enough for the weather to decompose if it happens to go into the sea or something.
Velmu also if they wanted us to feel what it's like then they wouldn't of have thought of metal straws because the metal straws killed people and the plastic straws just got stuck and didn't kill them
I heard a story from a time when I was in boy scouts. Apparently some kid that the leader knew died when he fell and a lollypop broke through his hard palate. The "moral" of that story she shared was not "don't eat lollypops", it was to not do activities like running when you have potentially dangerous things in your mouth.
Is Australia cold, was I high, or theres steam escaping the pasta meaning it's a hot one lmaoooo what a madlad So he's eating some hot spaghetti with a fork, no protection for his face, while stabilising himself on a goddamn rope
Sofi 69 other then the fact that plastic bags kill more turtles then straws, and how the plastic won’t decompose until we’re all dead, but that doesn’t really matter, I guess.
Mr Jimmytronia actually, there are no pain receptors in your brain, but, with nervous damage to the brain (the part that is yourself at the core), hitting the things that receive the pain in your brain would make it feel like there was pain all across your body in certain places, you might even start to twitch and kick around if the straw went through the part of the brain the controls motor functions. You’d also get hit in the hypothalamus and pituitary gland, so you’d stop feeling hunger, thirst, and your body would stop producing key hormones as well, and you’d lose all of your androgenic hair if you were able to survive with a sharp object in your brain.
Company: sells metal straws to reduce plastic.. Customer: Wow, great! Company: wraps them in plastic.. *edit* Ouch, this single comment has more likes than all of my videos together ;)
a nice fact, you will need to use the same metal straws for like a year to even make up for the amount of energy and materials and pollution that was produced to make 1 metal straw as to compared to plastic straws, best thing to do is just to take off the cup cap and JUST DRINK IT LIKE THAT
like i honestly don't understand how hard it is for ppl to have a metal straw that they can clean then drink drinks out of, or not be a little kid and drink the drink normally without a straw, like is it that hard
Tutorial Gaming you have to put the straw in too if the ice cube and blow hot air gently around the area you want to make the bullet then roll it in your mouth and boom. Ice canon.
y'know you convinced me. excellent point actually. i need to use straws to drink some things b/c my teeth are incredibly weak and any acidic liquids WILL make them hurt me for multiple days unless i use a straw but im hoping to use, like, disposable bamboo ones that'll biodegrade instead bc those are. i mean, bamboo is cheap af. it's just grass. i wasn't really considering metal straws, but now im definitely not. I could see them for use in sit-down restaurants just fine though! Places where you will not be taking them with you walking around and whatnot.
There where a lot fucking actions that made me stand up, like the kg messure thing, pressing the apple with the sharp side upwards, this dude makes me flinch so bad what is wrong with him, he wants injure himself or something 😂😂
this is actually more terrifying than almost anything else I've seen on this channel, and I'm including using power tools with bare feet. On another note I've always heard from a young age to be very careful of metal straws
I didn't expect to cackle so much watching your videos! Look forward to more. And good luck with the tampon gun situation. Hopefully it's not big deal.
Please take everything i say with a grain of joke. Also make sure to Subscribe!
Only if you deliver it with a grain of sugar. Well done!!
No. I'll not be doing that.
I prefer pepper on my steak, but joke tastes pretty good too.
Are you YouSuckAtCooking’s long lost cousin?
overpopulated 3rd world countries dump everything in the sea could not care less about the environment
Mad respect for a man willing to strap a laundry basket to his back, put flippers on his hands, and get in a bathtub just to reenact a sea turtle getting a straw stuck in his nose and then slowly dying
Wait. That WASN'T an actual turtle?!? O-o
KainaX122 ILLUSION 100
Antun Šturlić 100% of breathers eventually die
@@KainaX122 Wait that was a Reenactment?
news05kid it looked so real to me!
When you realise this man could die any second in this video
When you realize anyone could get a heart attack at any second
@@lucaslucas191202 heart attacks are not that likely. You are thinking of brain aneurysms.
@@lucaslucas191202 yea but that not intentional.
@@legitimate8463
I was thinking of heart attacks.
About the likelihood. Sure it's rare, this guy dying in this video from what he's doing is also rare. You could say that to every single video on UA-cam.
Where did you get your MD?
Imagine looking out your back window and seeing your neighbor balancing on a tightrope while eating spaghetti
I'd try to join
Imagine walking into your neighbor's bathroom and seeing them with a laundry basket and flippers
Madeline Red .. um idk 😐
Slack line, its far from tight lol
@@mymateroog42 Bruh it's still impressive though
It's funny to think how much of a different experience a deaf person, a blind person and a person who has both hearing and sight would have when watching and/or listening your videos.
Deaf person is less affected than the blind person. Yes he's hilarious sounding and his delivery of jokes is awesome but at least you have captions . Blind person would have no idea what happens in the video as half the jokes are delivered as straight serious and things happen like when he puts a ramp down for the frogs to leave his pool he doesn't even mention it
That’s sounds like a beginning of a joke
@@danielnanninga deaf person will probably notice the subtle jokes he puts in every now and then then a fully sighted and fully hearing person. Like funny things in the background, or coke being on the scale before he tested the potato penetration weight
You are not human. Ive never seen spaghetti consumed with such grace
what spaghetti
Bitch that's not spaghetti it's clearly fettuccine
And also on a rope
Thanks for putting my name in there :)
*_YOU_* have never consumed spaghetti with such grace.
Humans: *uses plastic straws*
Turtles: *dies*
Humans: *uses metal straws*
Humans: *dies*
Yep cause that makes sense!
Just use paper straws lol
Just drink out of the fucking cup lol
just inhale the drink through your nose lol
@@xeno2273 i do that
then:
"I technically wanted to use an animal head for it, but that would have been a little freaky"
now:
*sucks a pigs eye out using a vacuum cleaner*
@Tomato I saw that one
Yummy
key word a little
What?
Edit: I found out what you meant, you should really put a time stamp man.
An Alien Life be the change you want to see
Literally insane how marketing geniuses shifted the plastic blame onto us the consumers
And not just generally, but specifically straws. How many other single use plastics have been targeted like that?
I feel like more people need to know about greenwashing and be critical on policy, social change and their position in it, but that may be naieve in the extreme to expect of the general population.
Blame us while the only real solution is the source companies finding other environmentally friendly ways of packaging that isn't all plastic. Or still using plastic but a less harmful way of it breaking down but I still think renewables and re-usables is the way to go
BP started it by making up the personal carbon footprint in 2005 so the consumers would start obsessing over it and leave big oil alone.
@@thaDjMauz bread tabs milk tabs beer and pop plastic holders for thos 6 packs and then plastic grocery bags . Walmart loves selling those garbage fabric 35 cent bags to anyone who forgets to bring their own.
@@danielnanninga I was sad when my area outlawed plastic grocery bags. I used to use them to make yarn which I could then crochet into a reusable grocery bag. I know it's for the better, but man those things were great christmas gifts, and totally free. My family used to fight over who got to get the next one. Now I have to buy things with money like some kind of pleb.
I launched a metal straw with a crossbow at my neighbor at it impaled them wtf they're so dangerous
The Wrong Neighborhood r u an idiot
@@ayanhuda7020 no they're making a joke you absolute moron
r/whoosh
Ayan Hudda you’re Indian
Hold up
"that straw, is 60% knife"
you just can't make this up
Why would he need to?
True
@Federal Bureau of Investigation and this is called a joke…
@Federal Bureau of Investigation joke
The man balanced on a tight rope while eating spaghetti. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
A Z he should just do an entire video whilst balancing on it 😂
He may have discovered a new sport...
My exact thoughts watching this. The mad lad!
Looked more like a slack line to me
No.
This reminds me of the time many years ago when my grandma was going to her car from Home Depot with her hands full, holding a wooden dowel in her mouth - only for the trunk door of her car to fly up, hit the dowel, and cause it to impale the roof of her mouth. Thankfully, she wasn't severely injured and made a full recovery.
Never seen this channel and I thought this was so serious untill he got into the bathtub with flippers and a laundry basket on his back
welcome
@Pug Fister ditto
I got to that part and thought this was actually still serious
i thought it was filthy frank for a second there
how did you watch the first 3 seconds and think this was serious lmao
Human: dies by straw
Animals: first time?
@Ann Piez You are no one to judge anyone's value first of all and as a European I think the spoiled brat here is you since you believe that bullshit.
Get educated kiddo. We are also animals and if animals die it's gonna affect the environment which is your freaking home and then you're pretty much a goner. Good luck with that mindset. Sad.
Enigma um ok but you didn’t have to say it like that
@@nolongerinuse9687 I can't help myself when I see such stupid mindsets I'm sorry.
I hope humans die
I was trying to make a funny comment then everyone replying is not really getting that this is a joke and no one should die, Licht San. and not everyone in America are spoiled, there are lots of people that have one meal a day, if that. I think everyone needs to calm down and just laugh at the joke I have made for happiness.
*use metal straws to save the turtles*
Me: *I can just choose to not use straws*
Friends : *USE. METAL. STRAWS.*
Good idea, metal straws will be far more efficient at killing Turtles *dives into ocean with a handful of metal straws*
@princessicy02 Its too late, Im already in the ocean with my metal straws!
@princessicy02 I fear you people are all missing the joke.
To explain it bluntly- the joke was me swimming into the ocean with metal straws to stab turtles since its more effective at killing them than a plastic straw.
@@Rex-sy8ye No ! An explained joke isn't funny anymore !
Basically everything we were told NOT to do with toothbrushes as children (walk/run around with it in your mouth, using in moving vehicles, etc...) people are doing now with metal straws. Back in the early 90s I remember at least two cases of kids running around with the toothbrush hanging out of their mouth, tripping, and having the brush go through the back of the throat/neck. It's basically a tracheotomy device moonlighting as a straw. I know paper straws disintegrate WAY too quickly, but could we not make them temporarily water resistant with an alginate substance? It would break down in sea water but would make the straw water/liquid resistant enough to get through the beverage. Surely there's a better way that carrying around a human hole puncher.
Tracheotomy doesn't go through the back of your throat you dumb hoebag
Human hole puncher lol
There are pretty ok paper straws on the market right now
Needs to also work with hot drinks for disabled people to use them as an alternative
They have really resistant paper straws at ikea
Society: “Plastic straws are polluting the environment.”
Other plastic waste: **walks away**
Marketing
stew pidd pee pole
Waste from fishing is around 50% of all waste in the ocean
they attack all single use plastics :facepalm:
@woollimy i suggest searching for zero waste lifestyle, steel straws is a just a gateway to the movement. I literally started with just a straw (ngl it looked cool using it) and now i buy things on bulk with my own container. Not everyone that tries is perfectly devoid of single use plastics, but hey it makes a difference.
"that straw is 60% knife"
*T H O N K*
*S T O N K S*
📈
big brain time
CrispY Donks stock not stonk
@@lucasmallery6678 r/woosh
RoyisDaBEST what
Enviromentalists: "oh cool finally some ecologic metal straws!"
Metal straws: *are packed in plastic*
Companies: *I L L U S I O N 1 0 0*
Lupo Astronomico environmentalists: *surprised pikachu face*
Funny how somehow 'solutions' to some eco problems are largely immune from public scrutiny. I had been letting my kids use these for a while, but something kept nagging me. Only after watching this did I realise what was bothering me. Metal straws reminded me of the No. 4 Lee Enfield spike bayonet. This was adopted by the UK over the bayonets used by New Zealand and Australia as it was found to be more lethal. I had removed some metal Korean chopsticks from the cutlery drawer because I realised how dangerous they might be, but kept using the metal straws.
Well, because those are not solutions, market sees demand, makes a product for it. Simple as that. The rest is just good marketing
they will also destroy your teeth.
That’s the straightest fork I’ve seen in my life jeez
It's for spaghetti
Faxxx like who has flat forks
I was just about to comment on that
#NOHOMO
And I'll be the straightest guys you'll ever see
“Gracefully”
Proceeds to loudly bath and splash water all over the floor
I love this video
first we had plastic straws wrapped in paper
then we had paper straws wrapped in paper
now we have metal straws wrapped in plastic
next we will have straws wrapped in the souls of our enemies.
logical
I'll take 17
And then plastic straws wrapped in metal
*plastic straws wrapped in carbon emission*
Ur going to reuse the metal straw so ur only wasting one plastic wrap
When you are drunk the likelihood of you falling flat on your face increases by 60%
I mean the metal straws solve two big enviromental problems
-plastic
-humans
Iván Eyherabide I mean overpopulation right?
@@gabrielrodriguez8662 there's no overpopulation but ok
@@electricant55 it is. We are a overpopulated speices
Rafał Sobczyk Lol we are overpopulated
@@drawbyheart2774 Nice joke. If we put every human on Earth in a house we'd barely fill up Texas
A factory: metal straws will help us to get rid of the plastic in the oceans
Metal straws arrive in the plastic packages.
Not all tho xdd
They come in boxes, what do you do with the throw away torn up cardboard box
@@D3ADMOS throw it in the ocean
People should make metal packages now
@@D3ADMOS burn it if you have a wood stove or a campfire
"So in a way you could say the straw is 60% knife"
Instant Sub :)
If you're scared of metal straws you can always opt for paper. Paper straws start desintegrating as soon as they come into contact with moisture
Nice next they should make boats out of paper.
good thing we don't put straws in any kind of moisture when we're actually using them
There are pretty good paper straws on the market now
They do make boats out of waxed paper though.@@1BYEBYE1
also I think I've seen silicone ones
Metal straws are good for the environment, because they kill humans.
Another reason to get it.
Subcivil we where made by the earth so calm down
@@monkhead7217 and so the other animals but they dont kill the earth.
Edit: Also who do die from metal straws (natural selection)😁
@@ion9218 Some do
Lol why doesnt this have enough likes
Fun fact: I work in print production and pre-covid we used to print on these "environmentally friendly metal water bottles" where basically the company sends us the bottles wrapped in an _absurd_ amount of plastic, we print whatever on the bottles, then rewrap them without the plastic (that goes right in the garbage) so that way the customer doesn't see any of it and think they are making an environment friendly choice.
That's why I laughed so hard when he said in the beginning "environmentalism is great, everyone's pretending to help"
He's right, the best solution is to just stop using straws. Very few people actually _need_ to use them, but the rest of us? We just like to use them for like no reason.
I use a big tankard and use plenty of ice. A straw is essential.
I do re-use my "disposable" plastic straws until they're completely fucked, tho. Not for environmental reasons, of course, but because I don't throw away things that're still useful.
.. I DRINK OUT OF SPOONS
@@UnsoberIdiot that's not good either cause then you are "eating" small amounts of plastic. if you HAVE to use straws use paper ones or something
@@UnsoberIdiot please dont your ingesting plastic actually nevermind we are all dying slowly anyway
What about drinks in the car? Open lid drinks while driving is a disaster. What about slurpees? They hard to drink with your mouth without making a mess.
How is nobody talking about his slacklining skills? This man ate a plate of tagliatelle on a slackline with a sharp metal fork without the fear of falling or spilling, and then jumped up and down with scissors in his mouth. I salute you, you fearless Australian.
in a land where every animal is out to kill eachother, you gotta adapt
@@cinnabonbon that doesnt mean you have to kill yourself tho
but at least you adapted to everything that kills you i guess
Those are tagliatelle :)
@@markuop Word.
I mean it's Australia. You either die because an animal, insect, or government killed you or you die making an act for your viewers.
I use straws bc I am super clumsy and always spill drinks all over me, and my favorite solution is silicone straws. Too squishy to be dangerous, can cut them if you need them to be a certain length (like for a water bottle), and they come in fun colors
I never thought of cutting them, that's a really handy point!
WHY TF WONT THEY LISTEN TO ME
ALL YOU HAVR TO DO IS BRING BACK THOSE COCO POPS STRAWS THAT YOU COULD EAT AFTER USING
But then nobody will get them anymore because they’ll have to pay for them
Wait, YOU COULD EAT EM? ,_,
Never had em, but they sound good!
@@zerotheshortpotato6867 yes. I had them as a kid. There were chocolate and fruity so I could only assume they were Coco and Fruity PEBBLES brand cereal but they were delicious
Maybe bc you cant spell
Metal Straw
10% Metal
10% Straw
20% Sweatshop
*60% Knife*
100% Reason to remember the name
100 percent stupid
(Not you, metal straws)
A silicone straw is better cause it's reusable but it won't kill you lol
@@0RoarRoar0 Ah,linkin park😁👍
@@BatMan-ke4ov LINKIN PARKY
Me: has a habit of gnawing on straws
Teeth: stop, Stop! STOOOPP!
Straw: time to end your life
Rendus Pandorus time to buy silicone straws
Rendus Pandorus The straws want vengeance.
live
ayy same
Same lol
Question: if I personally see to it that sea turtles go extinct, can I start using plastic straws again?
Am I the only one that saw this guy on my recommended out of nowhere and ended up loving him
amazing! glad your here!
I did a thing I never had a UA-camr reply to my comment thank u so much already subbed btw keep up the good work
Me too 😂
Logan Coussoule same here
I saw him too then thought this guys an idiot but i loved it
As much as I understand the potential negative impact that plastic straws can have on the environment, it’s nothing compared to the corporate waste that makes up 70% of the world’s pollution. Including many of the companies that are championing against plastic straws.
It’s following the same old trend of neoliberalism doing just enough to oppose ecological crises that they get some good press and potential profit off of it, but with enough disingenuousness that it doesn’t upset the status quo that allows them to drink deep from the veins of the working class.
You know the kind, the corporate brand of eco-friendliness that puts most of the blame on individual choice, and advocates for consumption as activism.
Not to mention that this whole crusade on plastic straws has turned out to be pretty bad for disabled people who are too disabled to drink without a straw, too disabled to wash reusable straws, and too disabled to not choke on the disintegrated bits of paper straws.
So yeah, this whole plastic straw thing pisses me off.
Same
Nerd
Bhum Brahmavira My, what an empathetic thing to say.
FuelTank06 - You know it.
Meh, I'm all for any kind of reduction in plastic waste. There's plenty more options for eco friendly straws, pasta straws for example.
I did the maths, and I can confirm, the average straw is 60% knife!
don't spread misinformation!!! the average METAL straw is 60% knife!
So that means every knife is 40% straw?
@@trentc4576 knife is 166.67% straw, go grab ur fucking calc book before u do math btw.
That balancing was impressive enough on its own, and you did it while eating spaghetti 🤣👍🏻, legendary, God bless homie, keep it up, I've seen every video and I'm on round 2 XD
The way the metal straws arrived packaged in individual plastic wrappers was astonishing to me
well that's the thing. plastic is actually very useful but the problem is people don't recycle properly. considering he's at home he probably has a recycling bin in which he can dispose of that. but when people are out they just throw away plastic straws like that all the time.
@@snackpanda3119 Recycling is pretty much not efficient unless for metals I think. Reuse or just don't use those components would be better.
It honestly depends on what make of the metal straws you're buying. Most of mine were wrapped in bamboo
@@CountingStars333 i think this differs a lot per region.
@@smasherjosh5000 too bad most of the platic in our ocean comes from india and china also making platic staws illegal while allowing these double layered juice boxes which literally cant be recycled is the most hypocrite bs in our society
mad respect for a zoomer that eats spaghetti while walking across a tight rope
PianoKangaroo13 it’s called a slack line
@@leoli7975 It's a bounce walk
@@leoli7975 ok boomer
ya its called a slack rope up in canada because you know its not tight
the whole time he was on it I just imagined him falling off and flinging the spaghetti all over his garden.
I like how the metal straws are supposed to save animals but they are each packaged with plastic
Mine came in a paper package and a hemp string bag!
UmbraMania wow
Chips The Chippy mine isn’t
normal plastic straws are like the least of our worries, most of the trash-related animal injuries and deaths are caused by discarded fishing gear, which makes up the vast majority of the trash in the ocean.
Cameron Eridan it still helps! It’s a good movement😊
Respect to anyone that can balance on a tightrope on one foot, eat a plate of spaghetti, and look nonchalant whilst doing so.
Plastic and metal straws:
Paper Straws: Am I a joke to you?
Yes, you are.
You suck even more.
Bad Boy Blue paper straws are good
@@victrix7451 hahahaha it funny because straw suppose to suck. hahahahahahahahsahhahahahshahshahsahsahhdafhasdhbjafsdhbdhbashbfhbakdcbjkjhbfkhbkjadskhbjb dkabdasfbkdsbkkbfjkbg
*Give me release.32edwqaswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
why do you even need a straw? easier and more enviroment friendly to just drink straight from the cup
He's nervous on the surface already, mom's ballistic gelatine.
Lol
Take your UA-cam mold and go play in a sandbox, Steve carrell
*mum
He lives in Australia
Its "he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready"
Animals: *chokes on plastic straws*
Human: *gets impaled by metal straw*
So, seems like we’re in a loop hole.
WHAT ABOUT PAPER STRAWS!
Arthur Morgan anything can eat paper straws without dying, unless they put like other chemicals or something
@@roy-cm4wo then why are people using metal straws rather than paper straws? (I know I can google this, but I'm too lazy.)
Arthur Morgan I don’t because they’d probably get soggy as soon as they touched the water or whatever they’re drinking
@@roy-cm4wo there is special paper what doesn't het soggy tho
2:29 "is it just me or does this smoothie taste like blood?"
This whole video just radiates chaotic energy
Jesus in a pogo stick, why does that make so much sense?
This whole channel radiates chaotic energy
Don't you mean this whole channel
PrincessCrystalWriter do I smell a D&D ref?
I was 1000th 500th like
I've impaled the inside of my mouth with plastic straws enough to know switching to metal straws would be lethal.
Lmao
Really? We use metal straws all the time in argentina to drink mate and there's no concern about this here.
Sylphix there is no concern until there is an accident
Yeah, people can die with any object imaginable. It doesn't mean that it makes it dangerous.
I almost swallowed a chipped piece from a glass in a restaurant, yet nobody has any concerns about cups made out of glass
@@noxustds I'm pretty sure it's a joke
Metal straw: impales someone's head
*John Wick wants to know your location*
Man, forget the pencil, metal straws are the new weapon of choice for assassins.
@@vsauceskrrr7588 you beat me to it
It's about a straw not a pencil..You shouldn't forget the class Bruv!!
this happened to some lady in California with one of those metal starbucks straws
The real question is why we don’t just buy hard plastic straws that are reusable and probably won’t let the life force leave your body because they aren’t sharp
Who else realized that when he got his metal straws they were wrapped in plastic?
thank you
Oh shit.. you right
Yeah but they are at least non disposable
Jay Thompson shut up
Least it’s plastic that won’t end up in a turtle’s nose
This man plays with death like it’s his nephew
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@QuestWalker KO lets hope death is 18
@@questwalkerko goddamit you beat me by a month
individually wrapped too lol
He play with death like i play with my dead friend
Metal Straws: _environmentally friendly, stupid humans die from it_
Me: I see this as an absolute win
good joke but sorry to burst your bubble but metal straws are not as environmentally as people are lead to believe and are in fact worse than plastic straws.
you: impossible
@fanobennemsi if I die, yes
@@firefox-op1ok how tho? its not that i dont believe but i need you to explain how is metal straw is worse than plastic straw?
@@tommyblade8093 Ok so tbh I can't explain of it all so I suggest you look it up if you want more but ill do my best to explain. Metal straws are more resource and energy-intensive to make than plastic straws. metal straws also are not as recyclable as plastic ones. The main problem people had with plastic straws is that they wound up in the ocean which only happened in California (or at least mainly). The solution might be to have more ways to get the straws to recycling places instead of the trash. also thank you for your politeness, I don't see many people that have that kind of respect.
@@firefox-op1ok It feels as if metal straws would be more recyclable as you can just smelt them down again (some plastics doesn't work as well with being smelted a second time), and that they'd probably be better taken care of (Plastic is trash, metal is reusable is a common thought).
In any case.. Here in Sweden restaurants has started using paper straws alot. Probably some kind of chemical to make it a bit water resistant, however i'm guessing it's still good enough for the weather to decompose if it happens to go into the sea or something.
Me: Watches a ‘I Did A Thing’ video
Me 2 minutes later: Realises that a fifth of the video was an intro
5:20 you have INSANE skill, flex more often
i got a bread ad
Tania Ellifson
Lmao
Tania Ellifson is same
Yolo
@@taniaellifson828 💀
I love the 50 second montage of you balancing on a strap while eating spaghetti. It actually made the video even better
muse
Jesus loves you all very much repent and believe onto Him and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus DIED for you
@@Fit4C DONT CARE LMAOO
THEY ARE NOT SPAGHETTI, THEY ARE TAGLIATELLE
Did anyone else notice that he didn’t chew his spaghetti?
turtles actually came up with the idea of metal straws just for this to happen. They want us to feel what its like. WAKE UP PEOPLE.
omg you right bro omg
Omg I didnt know that
Velmu are you on drugs?
Velmu also if they wanted us to feel what it's like then they wouldn't of have thought of metal straws because the metal straws killed people and the plastic straws just got stuck and didn't kill them
@@koolaideguyskillcount525 You're truly the superior thinker.
I heard a story from a time when I was in boy scouts. Apparently some kid that the leader knew died when he fell and a lollypop broke through his hard palate. The "moral" of that story she shared was not "don't eat lollypops", it was to not do activities like running when you have potentially dangerous things in your mouth.
Me : Clicks On Recommended
Also me : Realizes that his nails are probably worse than metal straws
Just a joke lol
Envy Fendii let’s make plastic nails
The gamer On steam I agree.
Metal nails
Do not touch the likes! It's at 666!
9 year old me: licks butter knife after making a PB&J sandwich
Mom: yells at me for doing so
Me, 5 seconds later: 2:30
Makes sense right??
Like i said: It didn't happen
I’ve done that so many times
@@kennedytheretard975 the fuck u talking about
Reverse communist woooosh...
I just bite the knife so it isn't dangerous
This guy: Straws can impale you
Me: cHosE YoUr meLEe wEapON
John wick's secret weapon
Strange Doggo well apart from the pencil
@@juanpablocuellarsegura4796 but if he uses this he can put it in his drink and if he gets attacked just take the knife out of the cup
The blinking at 1:40 was so annoying, I think someone with epilepsy would've liked a warning beforehand😅 Apart from that, really nice content ❤
Really puts the L in epilepsy
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that he legit ate noodles without falling of the rope?
I thought the same thing
Is Australia cold, was I high, or theres steam escaping the pasta meaning it's a hot one lmaoooo what a madlad
So he's eating some hot spaghetti with a fork, no protection for his face, while stabilising himself on a goddamn rope
3:06 So we ain’t gonna talk about what he did there?
Absolute madlad
This guy does so many things in his videos that are worth mentioning
Gun: I can kill someone in seconds!
Metal Straw: Hold my beer.
Hold my... Cocktail... Mojito
*birb*
gun: i can kill anything in my path
metal straw: i can do anything, but better than you
But when you're drunk, you're more likely to fall onto your straw.
That is true I didn’t even think of that lol
More the reason to use a plastic straw!
If your drunk to the point you can't drink with your mouth you shouldn't drink any more!
Just don't use a straw😂
Yup I love balancing my metal straw vertically then getting drunk and accidentally tripping specifically onto where I balanced my metal straw
Metal Straw coming with "You may not have tomorrow" is the greatest thing.
when the metal straws come wrapped in plastic 😍
Sofi 69 ok genius
Sofi 69 shut up
Sofi 69 other then the fact that plastic bags kill more turtles then straws, and how the plastic won’t decompose until we’re all dead, but that doesn’t really matter, I guess.
N u g g e t real smart person here (not sarcasm)
@Sofi 69 cause you cant eat/ get a thin peice of plastic stuck somehwere, lol
teacher : you cant feel image what are you talking about?
me : *shows this vid's thumbnail*
Looking at it physically hurts...
@@linkalot7415 im fucking covering my eyes on the first 2 minutes cuz i dont wanna see that thumbnail again
Mr Jimmytronia actually, there are no pain receptors in your brain, but, with nervous damage to the brain (the part that is yourself at the core), hitting the things that receive the pain in your brain would make it feel like there was pain all across your body in certain places, you might even start to twitch and kick around if the straw went through the part of the brain the controls motor functions. You’d also get hit in the hypothalamus and pituitary gland, so you’d stop feeling hunger, thirst, and your body would stop producing key hormones as well, and you’d lose all of your androgenic hair if you were able to survive with a sharp object in your brain.
It hurts on a spiritual level, my soul gets pierced
this is somehow interesting, informative, and funny all at the same time... the man can do it all
thanks annabella!
I like the idea of a drinking knife. Youve invented the sequel to the spork, and I need one now.
Lol the metal straw had plastic covering it when he unpacked it
I was looking for this comment lmao
@@fleurwillemsen6929 lol
Lol, I missed that. The world is so dumb...
It defeated it's own purpose 💀
In fairness, the plastic from the metal straw can be recycled; single use plastic straws cannot be recycled at all so its a bit better. Still ironic
"That straw is 60% knife" I lost it
Bold of people to assume my Mexican family doesn’t wash the straws & and cups we get from fast food places LMAO
My family does to but my sister hates when we do this Idk why
I KNOWWWWWW 😂😂
@@drwoke8172 because its disgusting
Every. Hispanic. Ever
You wash paper straws?
Over 50% of plastic being comercial fishing boats that sponcer the straw movement to destract from their stuff
Company: sells metal straws to reduce plastic..
Customer: Wow, great!
Company: wraps them in plastic..
*edit* Ouch, this single comment has more likes than all of my videos together ;)
@Ram Ramos r/whooosh
@@luziver1221 I don't think that was a 'whooosh' moment. Joking aside, he makes a point
Well, plastic straws are packed in plastic aswell.
Luziver r/ihavereddit
They should wrap it in metal
“My friend died”
“Aww, I’m so sorry. What happened?”
“They got impaled by a metal straw”
“What the fu-“
a nice fact, you will need to use the same metal straws for like a year to even make up for the amount of energy and materials and pollution that was produced to make 1 metal straw as to compared to plastic straws, best thing to do is just to take off the cup cap and JUST DRINK IT LIKE THAT
I am gonna to buy like 1000 of them and give them to everybody :D
that bathtub scene was oscar worthy
I cried for that turtle, how did he get it to act like that?
He simply showed him a plastic straw
Nah nah, I think it must've been CGI.
bUt He waS jUsT aCtiNg! StUpiT pEoPle
That shell was obviously the best kind of special effects.
I wish I had the ability of this man. Eating fettuccini noodles on a balance beam without falling.
This man has a cursed fork.
Why is there no curve.
Don't judge a fork on its lack of curves xD
@@KyronXtreme lmfaoooo😂😂😂😂😂
And you have a cursed profile picture
@@Sara-ng1lf true
The body standards for forks are outrageous and need to be stopped
People: WE DOnt NEed STRawS
Same people: *drinks with straws everyday*
Y’all gotta drink from the cup like adults
@@7eartcat248 can't if you're quadriplegic though.
@@basedbattledroid3507 waterbottles
Like Starbucks lol
Straws are gay...
Okay, if you die from a METAL STRAW.
That's just natural selection.
Everything is natural selection
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in metal straw. Help please.
The Trashman 😂💀. I got my metal straw inside my penis 😩
@@bryceramiro808 my friend, that's called urethral sounding
hi
like i honestly don't understand how hard it is for ppl to have a metal straw that they can clean then drink drinks out of, or not be a little kid and drink the drink normally without a straw, like is it that hard
Him: so that straw is basically 60% knife.
The news: there has been an outbreak of straw crime this month
eh, its just natural selection if a straw can get the best of you to be honest
When a plastic straw overtakes you in the foodchain
I don't know if you talking about humans and sea turtles 😂😂😂
Best comment I've seen in a while
i know this is a joke and all, but what about epileptic people? if they have a seizure while drinking out of one of those straws...
“I’m going to get a normal object that were used to having in our mouth.”
*Puts hand down near crotch*
“Like a fork!”
The amount of balance you have to have to eat spaghetti on a balance band like that is insane
“I refuse to engage in an existential conversation with a packet of straws. Especially not after last time.”
Wait a second....
I didnt sub
Beast E Gaming its a joke...look at the original commenters name...
It's a sad day when I find that relatable
Actually, Americans love anything that can fire a projectile.
-an American
Tutorial Gaming I’ve fucking done that😂
Tutorial Gaming you have to put the straw in too if the ice cube and blow hot air gently around the area you want to make the bullet then roll it in your mouth and boom. Ice canon.
That used to be my discord profile picture hahaha
No! not the American :p
When a youtuber with nearly 30,000 subs has better production quality and humor than multi million sub channels
thanks mate. Your too kind!
@@Ididathing it's absolutely true though, this was very funny and informative, I'll tell anyone i meet that uses metal straws to watch out for real
So glad I just found this channel < 3
Thats because those channels (like the 8 or so produced by the soul publishing) only exist to churn out "content" for advertisement revenue.
Wait he has 55k now
y'know you convinced me. excellent point actually. i need to use straws to drink some things b/c my teeth are incredibly weak and any acidic liquids WILL make them hurt me for multiple days unless i use a straw but im hoping to use, like, disposable bamboo ones that'll biodegrade instead bc those are. i mean, bamboo is cheap af. it's just grass. i wasn't really considering metal straws, but now im definitely not. I could see them for use in sit-down restaurants just fine though! Places where you will not be taking them with you walking around and whatnot.
5:17 Jesus, that balancing act with the pasta and fork really made me sit on the tip of my chair, what an act!
There where a lot fucking actions that made me stand up, like the kg messure thing, pressing the apple with the sharp side upwards, this dude makes me flinch so bad what is wrong with him, he wants injure himself or something 😂😂
Dont worry he probably had a rope around his neck to make shure he didnt fall,
Safety first.
What kind of chair do you have that has a tip? And what part of your butt do you sit on the tip?
are we just not gonna talk about his tightropeing skills
slacklining* sorry
are we not going to talk about how he legally became italian within 20 seconds
Voidrive ‣ mamma mia
Damn these straws are not only saving sea turtles but also saving the world from overpopulation!
Noice
Icy Pigeon nOIcE
Pls dont get r/woooshh
Haha i thought the same thing lol
@Anonymous User _nOiCe_
this is actually more terrifying than almost anything else I've seen on this channel, and I'm including using power tools with bare feet.
On another note I've always heard from a young age to be very careful of metal straws
"These things are really dangerous, so only use them when you're drunk."
“I refuse to have an existential conversation with a packet of straws, *especially after the last time* ...”
Lol
God, I'm scared to ask what happened the last time
I didn't expect to cackle so much watching your videos! Look forward to more.
And good luck with the tampon gun situation. Hopefully it's not big deal.