Sky News Australia has already picked up this video clip and running it as the true source for the wildfires. (Sky News Australia being Aussie Fox News - both owned by same scumbag billionaire and both aggressively push climate change denial propaganda)
I love how he just mixes hilarious content/commentary, dangerous science, and feet. I appreciate every part of it. Also, that brief, momentary flex of his 3d printer is funny too.
My sister used to train ping pong and had those little balls all over the place until one day i found out they burn REALLY well and leave no residue. I had a great time for a short while
9:40, the nozzle is an orifice. Cross sectional area is inversely proportional to the air velocity at the cross section. So decreasing the cross sectional area increases the air velocity. You can also think of it in terms of pressure. Pressure and velocity are inversely proportional as well. Pressure is highest at the start of the bottleneck and it’s difficult for the gas molecules to move due to the constriction. Once they make it into the thinnest region of the bottleneck, the gas molecules are propelled forward by the higher pressure behind them. When the bottleneck opens back up, there is a pressure increase but some of the pressure from the start of the bottleneck is nonrecoverable. In layman’s terms, the nozzle is like putting your thumb partly over the end of a hose to make the water go faster.
@@arealhuman826 Hahaha… yes! Put your BigMac into a blender (it’s got to be one of those good ninja ones though, you can’t cut corners!) Then pour a cup of water into the blender. Blend it for two minutes. After blending, stick your finger into the emulsion and do a taste test. If it tastes like a Taco Bell toilet seat, you’ve blended it thoroughly. Now take a blow torch to the barrel of your AR-15 (that the government can’t take away from you) and use pliers to pinch part of the barrel to make a bottleneck. Load a blank into your AR-15. Now pour the burger juice down the barrel. Finally, fire the blank. The explosion from the gun powder pushes the burger juice down the barrel until it reaches the bottleneck where it gets smooshed because it can hardly move forward anymore. Lots of smooshing pushes the burger juice that does make it through the bottleneck really hard, making that burger juice go really fast.
Ah yes 200 homeless men, now you are speaking my language. I couldn’t understand the weight until you put it into terms a Detroit Michigan native can understand
I’m disappointed he didn’t clarify whether he was talking about normal homeless people, or homeless vets. This is an important distinction because homeless vets weight about 2x as much because of all the emotional baggage they carry around from their wartime ptsd. I did a thing, can you please clarify which of these two very similar measurements you were using?
Had no idea about this channel until I saw a comment you made on one of Donut Operator's videos. He mentioned he loved your channel so I checked it out. Now I can't get enough. Your wit and humor is addictive. Please keep the awesome content coming. 👍
When I was 21 I dislocated my knee in a basement playing table tennis; I had to put it back in place and crawl up 2 flights of stairs; and you have the audacity to spit in my face and say it’s a tame sport
and the "i wasn't embarrassed at first" was way too real.. my bitch of a first girlfriend told me "nooo no no , its fine . it was your first time"; and I thought, "aw really? you are the best. Ill get better. i trust you completely". next day at school everyone , all her friends and all mine, were calling me 'five second phil'. good times. screw you, Bailey. thats a dogs name, anyway. its been 10 years but yeah ... that ruined my trust of women
"lets see how much damage it does to a bat" goes into the kitchen bat in the soup BAT in the soup during corona crisis are you the god of comedy or a cretin
I still don’t understand how this man only have a little over 2 million subscribers, I love your content mate and I hope people see your content is worth subscribing for.
As a veteran of the Arby’s Meat Mountain, thanks for putting that into perspective! I was about to flip the ping pong table I’m standing next to if I had to hear metric units for another second. Thank you for thinking of the intellectual elite who use literally anything else!
MythBusters actually did the same thing but there’s was the length of an entire warehouse and ended up sending the ping-pong ball faster then a space shuttle!!!
he's faking this, if you go to 12:02 and watch it in slow motion be sure to look at the tree's breeze and how it moves, this shows that this is indeed 2 frames. also, looking at the damage the ping pong ball does it sort of makes no sense. this is very disapointing.
@@Soulful_01 I did, thank you. Yes, that one camera angle is spliced, but probably due to either camera failure, forgetting to pressurize it, or some other mechanical error. Its not that he faked it, its due to outside forces that camera angle was spliced.
4:35 "For you American Imperial folk that's the weight of around 2000 Arby's Meat Mountain Sandwiches." Me, looking up from my single Arby's Meat Mountain Sandwich: Wow, I wonder how much that weighs in AR-15 rifles.
Well he did say they didn't have Healthcare. Meaning they're extremely underweight. Seriously. Why would you pick apart an obvious joke? 🤷♂️ Or did you all really not understand that it was a joke?
Just give it to me in tons or hay bales. I grew up in a part of the US that doesn't have people, so food, violence and shelter are all things I've never experienced. One day something will happen, something... some day...
You should try getting your hands on a high fps/slow-mo camera, would've been cool to see if it was vaporising as it came out the tube or as it hit the bat. Get Express VPN to pay for it for you
Let's all just admire the balance he had when chopping carrots while holding the cutting board, balancing on one foot on a balancing cord thing without cutting off a finger
The most terrifying thing is that it cartoonishly leaves a clean ping pong ball sized hole as if it was the bloody coyote from roadrunner. Never chance man, this channel is so precious.
Congratulations, you’ve created a anti-personnel shrapnel round out of a pingpong ball. According the the international Red Cross committee of geneva “ In order to secure the greatest military benefit from fragmentation effects, the spread of fragments must be as even as possible over the area within which, by virtue of their velocity, the fragments retain a high incapacitation- or kill probability. It would be a waste of available fragment material to make the fragments too large, but if they were made too small, they would lose too much of their energy through retardation before hitting the target. A compromise approach that has been exploited since the time of World War II is .the use of clusters of small fragmentation munitions. “ This would imply that since your pingpong balls burst upon contact in a random pattern, and with unethical kill:hit ratio, it would be classified as either a warcrime to use, or go through several long and conviluted court cases.
""if you can play it whilst drunk and its still entertaining its not a sport"???? i'd like a formal apology in essay form please as i am certain EVERYONE would love to see a bunch of drunk professional football players try and have a match whilst pissed
You could include danger, wildlife and feet all in once by shooting animals with the pingpong gun while not wearing any shoes. That way I believe everyone gets what they want!
4:34 Americans: Oof, yeah good one that's- 4:39 Americans: OUCH, OKAY CHILL, THAT'S- 4:43 Americans: *roasted so hard that Burger King put it between two buns and sold it to an obese 13 year old with a $3,000 single bottle of insulin on the side*
Hello, im not a real person until i reach 1 million subscribers...so subscribe and help me get there
no
Waddyaknow you were first
Way before this came out
I did a thing wash your hands
I have subscribed
Nothing but respect
Australia: we are finally starting to recover from that horrible fire
Him with some spicy string: 1:28
Why eat tidepods when you can eat
*S P I C Y S T R I N G*
the comment too! "What're you doing? You're so stupid! You're gonna burn everything!"
We need something else to distract us from the current crisis
Sky News Australia has already picked up this video clip and running it as the true source for the wildfires.
(Sky News Australia being Aussie Fox News - both owned by same scumbag billionaire and both aggressively push climate change denial propaganda)
@@watwat2540 Well bois we did it, global crisis is no more
"Australian man builds shotgun type weapon from PVC, wonders why he's on national security watch list."
As an american, i can say that when you converted the kilos into AR15 rifles, it helped me understand what you meant much better
Same
Matthew Stewart Americans do not use liters. We use bald eagle bladders
Turky Master false, we use fake freedom
Ditto
Astolfo The Trap There’s no freedom for you, profligate!
I love how he just mixes hilarious content/commentary, dangerous science, and feet. I appreciate every part of it. Also, that brief, momentary flex of his 3d printer is funny too.
Huh, never saw it like that but you're right. Nice
Also don't forget the occasional bird
Mom: what did you and your brother do today?
Me: we played ping pong.
Mom: great, where's your brother?
Me: he was given a proper burial.
This could be a new meme format
Oof level:MAX
It's 1 PM but it got dark reaaaaal quick
😂😂😂💀💀
@@christianmcbrearty it was NOT a new meme format.
BREAKING NEWS: Australian man, outraged at ping pong tables and without guns, invents a new lethal weapon that he is calling "supersonic ping pong"
*table pong
Racist!
@@Ajomoni *ping pong
Gets ping pong banned in every country
The ballomatic
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home, we're experts"
I did a thing: "I'm something of an expert myself"
They actually made a ping pong ball thrower like this but bigger
Thorin Meşepalamut that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
@@anthonywoodhull2063 ouch
@@anthonywoodhull2063 That's because they weren't telling you.
i don't remember asking you guys to respond to this comment ?
My sister used to train ping pong and had those little balls all over the place until one day i found out they burn REALLY well and leave no residue. I had a great time for a short while
Smells really bad
Alright I guess now we need Alex to do a flaming ping pong ball cannon
Just to be safe, those were older balls that were celluloid, witch do burn easily. But now they are made from plastic, witch you SHOULD NOT BURN.
@@jl6842 but you can still buy celluloid guitar picks, which yes, also burn very well.
You can make smoke
Bombs out of them.
Bruh when he started up the 3D printer I was like dang that sounds like a microwave. Then it starting humming and I died.
multi purpose
I did a thing 3D print and heat food
I was microwaving ramen while watching that section too, lol.
Nooo that pfp
I did a thing 3D print a microwave then microwave the 3D printer.
You’ve made the world’s most powerful hole punch.
R/technically the truth
Australia: *finally stopped burning*
IDAT: *literally throws sparks everywhere”
Folks like you are a treat. I grew up with some sharp guys who did fun stuff, and you are continuing the lively tradition. Many thanks.
more like folks like you are a feet
"It bursts prematurely"
Same man, same
underrated comment.
@@Sharpless2 the classic underrated comment on a non underrated comment
@@BlackSlimShady 2 weeks ago this comment did not have 400 likes.
I like how I did a things child labor army is slowly growing and becoming more obedient.
One day he''ll take over the channel
Make some
Yeah, but at some point, it will get self conscience
Hey man, nice comment
899 comment
Imagine living for 116 years, surviving both world wars
just to get killed by a *ping pong ball*
zVartinas i looked it up and it’s not true
It's satire my friend :P
Reason just let me get those likes cmon
zVartinas nah
@@qrower lmao did you even read the wikipedia article in the video?
9:40, the nozzle is an orifice. Cross sectional area is inversely proportional to the air velocity at the cross section. So decreasing the cross sectional area increases the air velocity. You can also think of it in terms of pressure. Pressure and velocity are inversely proportional as well. Pressure is highest at the start of the bottleneck and it’s difficult for the gas molecules to move due to the constriction. Once they make it into the thinnest region of the bottleneck, the gas molecules are propelled forward by the higher pressure behind them. When the bottleneck opens back up, there is a pressure increase but some of the pressure from the start of the bottleneck is nonrecoverable. In layman’s terms, the nozzle is like putting your thumb partly over the end of a hose to make the water go faster.
nerd
@@Michaelcool2347 ur watching a equaly as nerdy person
can you explain in cheesburgers and ar15s please
@@arealhuman826 Hahaha… yes! Put your BigMac into a blender (it’s got to be one of those good ninja ones though, you can’t cut corners!) Then pour a cup of water into the blender. Blend it for two minutes. After blending, stick your finger into the emulsion and do a taste test. If it tastes like a Taco Bell toilet seat, you’ve blended it thoroughly. Now take a blow torch to the barrel of your AR-15 (that the government can’t take away from you) and use pliers to pinch part of the barrel to make a bottleneck. Load a blank into your AR-15. Now pour the burger juice down the barrel. Finally, fire the blank. The explosion from the gun powder pushes the burger juice down the barrel until it reaches the bottleneck where it gets smooshed because it can hardly move forward anymore. Lots of smooshing pushes the burger juice that does make it through the bottleneck really hard, making that burger juice go really fast.
Why😂
Ah yes 200 homeless men, now you are speaking my language. I couldn’t understand the weight until you put it into terms a Detroit Michigan native can understand
Meme Man an ar15 is about 3.5kg, so 1 homelessman equals 5.25kg, Australia sure have lotta weird critters
I’m from Michigan too
ive got my american fam
I did a thing
did you do a thing?
@@user-db8lj6wt7z he did a thing
Can we appreciate that he made a literal weapon that could potentially kill someone painfully
I would rather kill myself than getting shot by ping-pong-inator
The tampon gun?
Gun, knife, bow and arrow etc
@Bartek Orli
*Dr. Doofinschmirtz would like to know your location*
He does In Most of his videos
this channel is a rollercoaster of emotions
Is it mostly lust
can we all appreciate the real and immense danger that this man puts himself through for our entertainment? please an thank you.
This man would do this stuff whether or not we were watching.
it sounds like his name is Alec 10:10
@@adomlester hey, someone from the future here, the lore is actually his name is Alex, hope this helped 👍
"AHH ur gonna start a wild fire!"
I did a thing: yes
That's Mr I did a to you
Australia: Finally, the fires are out!
This guy: Allow me to introduce myself.
Anime Waluigi don’t worry he had a gallon of gas near by
Who is this guy 😒.
11:33
You've probably heard of airsoft. But have you heard of airhard?
Reminds me of Steven He's off brand videos. Might not be word for word.
You got Microsoft?
Yeah we have... Bighard.
BIGHARD!?
as an american i’d like to thank you for including our measurements of: dying homeless people, ARs, and Arby’s meat mountains!
no worries. ive got your back
I’m disappointed he didn’t clarify whether he was talking about normal homeless people, or homeless vets. This is an important distinction because homeless vets weight about 2x as much because of all the emotional baggage they carry around from their wartime ptsd. I did a thing, can you please clarify which of these two very similar measurements you were using?
I know it's a joke but his math a amazes me... 200homeless men=1000kg?nice...
@@maxim6088 yeh i missed a zero
Kinda peeved he never mentioned football fields
“As we didn’t want the neighbours to hear the explosions and call the coppers”-Some crazy Aussie in isolation
Am a neighbor, I hear explosions and call the coppers.
-some guy
@@thatsabummerdude Can you not please?
@@Ididathing boo.
-the coppers
"peaceful, wholesome videos"
*"peaceful, wholesome videos"*
*"PEACEFUL, WHOLESOME VIDEOS"*
peac(hurt)ful, whole(your)some vid(self)eos
i cracked the code
@@Kozzado we live in a society
i may have exaggerated a little bit
Kip
Had no idea about this channel until I saw a comment you made on one of Donut Operator's videos. He mentioned he loved your channel so I checked it out. Now I can't get enough. Your wit and humor is addictive. Please keep the awesome content coming. 👍
People ask why he’s becoming more family friendly when he has a literal baby in his house.
He stole that from the neighbors.
It's a hostage
It’s food
It's his baby brother
It’s his illegitimate son
When I was 21 I dislocated my knee in a basement playing table tennis; I had to put it back in place and crawl up 2 flights of stairs; and you have the audacity to spit in my face and say it’s a tame sport
How?
hardcore
What are the chances of that happening to 2 people
I broke my cheek playing table tennis when I droped the ball and went to pick it up only to slam my face full force into the table.
Left Leg Of The Forbidden One broke your _cheek?_
I’m group 1 and 2...
Tame a tiger, even dangerouser, and animaly!
Do it using only your feet, I'm all 3.
He wouldnt financial come back
Are there even any tigers in Australia? He could do taming kangaroos
Roelof Sonneveld
I am the control group.
me after watching tiger king once
You are actually the first YTer that makes such good sponsor videos that for the first time i actually watch the adds!
“It started to burst prematurely”
I completely understand
Sounds familiar
Can relate
Always happens to me
and the "i wasn't embarrassed at first" was way too real.. my bitch of a first girlfriend told me "nooo no no , its fine . it was your first time"; and I thought, "aw really? you are the best. Ill get better. i trust you completely". next day at school everyone , all her friends and all mine, were calling me 'five second phil'. good times. screw you, Bailey. thats a dogs name, anyway. its been 10 years but yeah ... that ruined my trust of women
“Thai dancers take note, and speaking of people selling out and doing questionable things for money”
I nearly died.
"lets see how much damage it does to a bat"
goes into the kitchen
bat in the soup
BAT in the soup
during corona crisis
are you the god of comedy or a cretin
Thats a r/woosh moment for me. I get bat in the soup joke but didnt relate it to covid-19 when he said "thats dangerous".
I didn't get it right away because we don't call it a "bat." It's a paddle.
*both*
...what?
KitkatKate What?
I love how the kids always seem so happy to be part of these videos
Needs more dangerous animals feet footage.
jheckie14 kill deadly spiders with your barefooted feet
Making socks for kangaroos
@@Ididathing how about boxing with a kangaroo wearing socks
I did a thing learn to juggle knifes with you feet and use your hands to play with animals
@@Ididathing dude, go for it.
i'll help.
1:36 and this ladies and gentlemen is how the Australian bushfires started
With fire music
I still don’t understand how this man only have a little over 2 million subscribers, I love your content mate and I hope people see your content is worth subscribing for.
Thanks mate. That seems like a lot to me
Your so nice after one year still reading comments
@@Brentツ true lol
@@Ididathing It's not. Never aim for less
@@Ididathing buy a high speed camera
Alternate title: australian man discovers legal guns
Somethings not right here
Wait who r u
@@josephstalin7654 I’m... you but in color
According to a different comment, he actually made a warcrime
@@josephstalin2331 fair enough
i love how this man just creates weapons that are banned from modern warfare
I am the 69th like lol
Nobody like it's at 96
Yes, this could be classified as clickbait, but I'm still glad I clicked
Definitely click bait and me too
@@Ididathing didnt even care if it was clickbait i just watch every vid not knowin whats it about.
@@giokyo9465 simp lol
@@vadimnovikov8487 um okay..
@@vadimnovikov8487 that’s not how it works
As a veteran of the Arby’s Meat Mountain, thanks for putting that into perspective! I was about to flip the ping pong table I’m standing next to if I had to hear metric units for another second. Thank you for thinking of the intellectual elite who use literally anything else!
“What are you doing? It’s so stupid, you’re gonna burn everything.” That part killed me.
"What are you doing?! You're so stupid!, You're gonna burn everything!"
Fuck, my mum has literally said that to me growing up.
Ahhh, the struggles of a young pyro
My mom's said that to me in Korean growing up 🤣
Also "what are you going to do when you blow off your hand. You're so crazy!"
@@embers_falling I became a welder because tolerating the occasional 3rd or 4th degree burn is fine for me.
He secretly recorded her saying it and used in the video. You should sue him for copyright.
Imagine being Australian, meeting your long lost uncle
*and he shows up with a tampon sniper and a ping pong gun*
Well he is defiantly the fun uncle...
You mean uncle rob?
Hello, the algorithm just started recommending your stuff and I have to say I love it. LOL you're humor is right up my ally!
MythBusters actually did the same thing but there’s was the length of an entire warehouse and ended up sending the ping-pong ball faster then a space shuttle!!!
did a space shuttle randomly appear in the warehouse?
7:30
he says that
Theirs
yo watch the whole video next time you comment.
...”I’m not a racist, as I regularly eat Asian food”...
-I did a thing 2020
His name is Mohammad
@@borisshirvanian1120 wait I thought his name was Lucas
@@iamcthulhu6640 it's batman
@Devoted Coffee Addict it's I did a thing right?
@@borisshirvanian1120 I thought it was Jim Crow
I can’t wait for a local newspaper with the head line “man with a home made ping pong shot gun goes on killing spree”
I actually like all your videos.
Do what you want man, and Ill be here.
I was really confused with the weight until you measured it in ARs so thank you
The american measurement system
as an american i can understand the stereotypes but i also really dont like guns(they scare me) so ill just convert kilos to pounds
@@ShadyHero same (I'm american too btw) I'm fine with hunting guns like shotguns and rifles but why the hell do you need fully automatic rifles
@@ezsqueezy_ i agree 100%
@@ShadyHero AR 15s are semi automatic! They just look scary
Why is your voice so relaxing. I feel like if u read me a book I would fall asleep.
Knife Book or Cheese Book?
For real tho
Everytime at night i always fall alseep watching this vid
Another demographic for him to please lol
I fell asleep while watching one of his vids his voice is relaxing even if he’s making fun of China workers lmao
You’ve essentially created a ping pong shotgun, great job!
he's faking this, if you go to 12:02 and watch it in slow motion be sure to look at the tree's breeze and how it moves, this shows that this is indeed 2 frames. also, looking at the damage the ping pong ball does it sort of makes no sense. this is very disapointing.
@@seanmckenna4317 sure buddy
@@seanmckenna4317 because he is counting but the ball come out later so he just cut it smh.
@@BlueBot-jm2ro Sadly it's true. I recommend actually looking and researching before deciding to believe it is real.
@@Soulful_01 I did, thank you. Yes, that one camera angle is spliced, but probably due to either camera failure, forgetting to pressurize it, or some other mechanical error. Its not that he faked it, its due to outside forces that camera angle was spliced.
So to be totally fair I subscribed because I appreciate the humor! Animals, building stuff and yes, even feet, are all just perks!
Ping pong ball: *goes through the ping pong paddle*
My brain: piercing 4
Ping pong ball: *sends shrapnel everywhere*
My brain: multishot 1
Ping pong ball: catches on fire
My brain:flame 1
Ping pong ball: gets destroyed into shards
Me: Unbreaking -2
Ping pong ball:vaporises the he'll out of the paddle
My brain:power III
@ who’s joe? How did you get that profile pick, I’ve had that as my ps4 profile image for years
4:35 "For you American Imperial folk that's the weight of around 2000 Arby's Meat Mountain Sandwiches."
Me, looking up from my single Arby's Meat Mountain Sandwich: Wow, I wonder how much that weighs in AR-15 rifles.
If the atmospheric pressure is around 200 homeless people,
Then we need to cut homeless people in half by 2025
Some Guy that’s a bit brutal don’t you think?
@@scrubbywubby2694 they're askn for it
I'm cutting a homeless person in half right now #doyourpart
But also if the force is 1000kg and they are 200 homeless men than they would all weight 5kg which is kind of worrying
This guy is amazing. He gives everything a man needs, Humor, Danger, And feet.
i watched up until one minute and 18 seconds and my wife bursted out laughing and i just had to subscribe... 10/10 would hire you to cut my lawn
thanks mate. 10/10 would cut your lawn
10/10
Try not to burn there lawn
@CB Patatoes er
@@caden58b77 ei
Finally, a youtuber that can explain things to us Americans
Honestly I was very confused but when he explained it clearly it all made sense!
the memes are wrong but he does show us american entertainment
Btw is that pressure thing true? And yes it was very easy to understand
The absolite joy on the baby's face when he handed him the marker was wholesome
And after he drew on it lmao
Let the likes remain at a sweet number.
1k
@@tonybloodloss nvm
💀💀💀
As somebody from Florida, I am giving this man the honorary Florida Man title.
why is noone talking about the fact that his calculations said that each homeless man weights 5 kilos?
More like homeless baby's
@Mostafa Tarek what
Well he did say they didn't have Healthcare. Meaning they're extremely underweight.
Seriously. Why would you pick apart an obvious joke? 🤷♂️ Or did you all really not understand that it was a joke?
lewangoalski bruh I’m a skinny 15 yr old and I an 60kg
I think the government are going along with their plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025
Him: "like this soccer ball"
5 seconds pass...
Me: "wait that's not a soccer ball"
Random grave of a 116 year old man:
*The small white ball lodged fatally in his windpipe and the frail centurion snapped in half like a Twix*
Dude!!!
As a fellow Australian who's never been to America, I can say that your conversion from metric to (American) imperial units was PERFECT!!
Just give it to me in tons or hay bales. I grew up in a part of the US that doesn't have people, so food, violence and shelter are all things I've never experienced.
One day something will happen, something... some day...
I have to wonder what's wrong with you, but like... Your content's the most chaotic I've seen so keep being you 👍
You should try getting your hands on a high fps/slow-mo camera, would've been cool to see if it was vaporising as it came out the tube or as it hit the bat.
Get Express VPN to pay for it for you
Let's all just admire the balance he had when chopping carrots while holding the cutting board, balancing on one foot on a balancing cord thing without cutting off a finger
Its called a slack line
I like how he just said that it's dangerous to eat coffee with a ping pong racket and then proceed to make something that might 'kill him'
The quotations around "kill him" imply he is an unkillable deity.
The most terrifying thing is that it cartoonishly leaves a clean ping pong ball sized hole as if it was the bloody coyote from roadrunner.
Never chance man, this channel is so precious.
Imagine someone calling the cops on you during this vid
“Sir I was just simply building a supersonic ping pong launcher for my UA-cam Channel”
If this guy collaborated with Michael Reeves they would make something great.
Your playing with electricity
More like tasers
Ethan Garner lol
Or balls
Taser tennis balls
I genuinely think this is your best video intro ever. It’s just so perfect.
IDAT: "If you can play a sport while smashed and it's still entertaining, then it's not really much of a sport."
*WADE BOGGS IS TYPING*
Aussies all like: "Why doesn't anyone ever try to invade us :( "
Mm, the Japanese in ww2
The emus did and succeeded
@@YungChilly so glad you and your buddies let Australia be a country
Nugget do you rather Biden be our president he’s not the best choice but our only choice
DDog yup at least he has some experience kinda since he was a Vice President
Congratulations, you’ve created a anti-personnel shrapnel round out of a pingpong ball.
According the the international Red Cross committee of geneva “ In order to secure the greatest military benefit from fragmentation effects, the spread of fragments must be as even as possible over the area within which, by virtue of their velocity, the fragments retain a high incapacitation- or kill probability. It would be a waste of available fragment material to make the fragments too large, but if they were made too small, they would lose too much of their energy through retardation before hitting the target. A compromise approach that has been exploited since the time of World War II is .the use of clusters of small fragmentation munitions. “
This would imply that since your pingpong balls burst upon contact in a random pattern, and with unethical kill:hit ratio, it would be classified as either a warcrime to use, or go through several long and conviluted court cases.
This makes me go *yeah, cool*
Pfft
What do you mean "retardation"
@@r3ll282 it means that it’s slowing down
cool berserk monster bro
11:07 - this is what happens when a person gets hit by a squash ball too, there is a weird not bruised bit in the middle then bad bruising around it
Hey if u see this remember me? Last time I got scared of the moth thing now my socks are on the floor
He's secretly just servicing the feet people.
""if you can play it whilst drunk and its still entertaining its not a sport"????
i'd like a formal apology in essay form please as i am certain EVERYONE would love to see a bunch of drunk professional football players try and have a match whilst pissed
Feet demographic here
You could include danger, wildlife and feet all in once by shooting animals with the pingpong gun while not wearing any shoes. That way I believe everyone gets what they want!
Or get a paralysis tick on his toe!
Flies can survive in a vacuum… this could be used to launch flies into a spiders web from 50m
@@oligould8575 Thats dope
@@oligould8575 They can survive a vaccum but they cannot survive 20x atmospheric pressure vaporizing them into dust
I DONT THINK HE WILL
Those moves on the balance strap were legitimately impressive
Plot twist: he actually stole it
DaWeirdNwb no i think he’s jus getting it for free cus he’s really nice
Joker pfp
4:40 thank you for the conversions, I was completely lost until you converted into the homeless population. very cool!
truly incredible . creating things to show people things they have never once though of . never a let down
Thought he was going to say that the two groups are
- those who *play* table tennis
- those who *don't*
This guys humour is so dry (in a good way) that almost every joke he told, I thought he was about to Segway into an ad
It's "segue", not "segway". A segway is something else.
HerrMisterTheo nah bro he means ride a Segway into an ad stupid 🙄
@@HerrMisterTheo I'm so fucking stupid, I've just learned the difference today.
4:34
Americans: Oof, yeah good one that's-
4:39
Americans: OUCH, OKAY CHILL, THAT'S-
4:43
Americans: *roasted so hard that Burger King put it between two buns and sold it to an obese 13 year old with a $3,000 single bottle of insulin on the side*
69th like n I c e
Yes
The only channel on UA-cam that can have such a thumbnail and not have it be a clickbait.
Finally the thirst for D A N G E R has been quenched.
could i borrow some miscellaneous white substance, one of my clients wanted some
meet me at minecon Ill have it
I am here now give me some stuff.
@c6amp How DOES one make a beggar?
Last time I was this early I surprised my Parents while they where Wrestling
who won?
Yo I joined mid way and it was a draw
@@PerseusR51 bruh
Ruski B I remember when i joined and we held hands while wrestling
@@xxtripleok No homo bro ;)
I wish I had a quarter of this man's confidence
*Bat soup* : "thats dangerous, that's dangerous"
Make a cure for the Coronavirus and after that make a hot dog out of a dog.
China already beat you to both
Bill Bobert lmao
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Every time I watch I did a thing I feel like I evolved to another level
the kid is trying to inform us of horrors unimaginable that are approaching