niagara spiders are no joke. They inject poison in their bite which gives a literal deadly erection. It fucks with your blood flow. Some dude got bit, and it made them have a literal killer boner. I bet it was a serious hog of a jeans camper.
Imagine if there were natural, biodegradable containers that plants used to spread their offspring. Like some sort of small hull that contains nutrients and sprouts on its own. Almost like an egg, but for plants! It could be called a "seed" or something. Then humans wouldn't have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars designing new ones.
@@drunkchey9739 Even if most of the seeds die, and I really doubt they would because both small seeds and open pinecones have a relatively low terminal velocity, I'm pretty sure any seed would be better off than a baby tree impacting at 200mph. Worse case scenario, you could attach "parachutes", there would be practically no chance of them hitting too hard and it would still be significantly cheaper than creating these death cones
Fairly certain several plants do that already. Dispersion by air is extremely common EDIT: But the thing getting dispersed is pollen, not seeds. This is because pollen is required for sexual reproduction which brings variation in plants EDIT: I didn't know it was sarcastic
Not very irrational because its literally the most dangerous spider to us. If you fear any spider i feel like you should fear viagra spider and it would be the most rational fear.
I enjoyed your video. I saw one similar years ago, where the humans were dropping saplings encased in ice rockets. The ice had fertilizer mixed in to give the sapling a boost. They had excellent penetration when dropped from a helicopter into the side of a burned out mountain.
they've done this in real life for decades in the US, dropping millions of little fir trees from the sky. Yes it works, its cheap, do it after the first rains when ground is soft using bio degradable cones, they fall like darts, not very fast cause they are light and the seedling causes lots of drag. Would work super well in the amazon if you had a hundred mixed species to create proper forest.
@@BJReolon MEU DEUS VEI, SERA Q O BRASILEIRO N CONSEGUE PASSAR UM SEGUNDO SEM FALAR DE POLITICA NAO?ELE ESTAVA FAZENDO UMA PIADA,PFV PARA DE FALAR DE POLITICA
If the container is water soluble and there is enough potting soil in the shell then it doesn't need to dig into the ground, the plant will grow its roots into the ground and phototropism means that they will always grow upwards towards the sky. As long as they can grow out of the shell in time it doesn't matter how they land
so billionaires ain’t doing anything about the monkeys setting afire the amazon, but some youtuber named i did a thing is attempting to save it from the monkeys? edit: shit they’re distracting the government from the area 51 raid to help us
You see, this is the stuff that we need more of on youtube, the absolute mad-ladness of an aussie mixed with the freedom of an american weapons manufacturer. Could not ask for more
No you take bonemeal and sett up a redstone contraption (not gonna go in depth because I dont wanna write 5 paragraphs) and you plant 4 jungle trees next to eachother a day big brain I know
@@BrevityBuzz Exploding a nuke in the stratosphere might actually revert humanity to the stone/iron age, if not almost completely wipe it out. So it's a win for Lorax and the trees.
Those trees were a good will gesture from US, it was just that there happened to be a mix up between biodegradable tree pots and nuclear bombs amongst the crewman. Classic misinterpretation.
So fun thing I happen to know because I worked as a tree planter in ~a hippie-industrial complex commune is that these things already exist, and tree planters hate them because "tuk er jerbs" etc. They have tons of little arrowlike capsules exactly like the video, and slam right into the ground, both replanting all the trees (that are missing because they were logged into oblivion) and banishing all hippies from the area.
i understand the point, cuz there's already tree's in the area... but you know in the "barren burnt areas" it isnt just the trees/bugs/animals that are affected. the soil is technically a part of the living ecosystem and it as well gets all burnt, crispy, and temporarily fucked up.
This is. The website he was browsing: www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/1467/ A bit different idea : www.treehugger.com/clean-technology/seedbomb-instills-fear-and-plants-trees.html Or completely different : www.fastcompany.com/90329982/
It is a bad idea, because it doesn't take the rainforest nutrient cycle into account. In a rainforest all the nutrients are in the biomass, not in the ground, because the rains have washed out the grounds for thousands of years. You remove the biomass, you're left with barren ground. You can seed bomb all you want, but these seeds won't grow because all the nutrients are gone. You'd need to regularly fertilize them, which kind of defies the point of seed bombs. That's why it is so fucking difficult to replant a rainforest.
Frogs Please wow it’s almost like seeds are damaged by gravity and can’t grow efficiently in fire scarred environments and don’t have a high probability of actually planting when dropped from a plane
@@MercyWoz Burned environments are healthier for plants. No one is fighting for resources and added, the fire adds a large amount of carbon into the soil.
@@MercyWoz Fire scarred environments are prime areas for seeds to grow. Forest fires are a natural phenomena that have been going on long before humans started causing them. Not saying dropping millions of seeds out of a plane is a solution (it's not at all), just that it is factually inaccurate to say seeds can't grow in the aftermath of a forest fire.
@@man_like_forg1121 well I did warn mankind about this. But none of you listen to me. This is your wrong doing not mine. I am just a sheep with infinity power in Minecraft
Are you behind in the News? Lockheed have already tested this out in Vietnam, the country is covered in jungles and there's no monkeys. God bless our arms manufacturers!
I think you would need some kind of wildlife warning system or harmless repelant in order to move them out of the area before dropping tree bombs, but deforestation is a serious problem. Tree bombs do seem kinda crazy stupid but they might just work in the right areas (where loggers have completely killed every tree in the area).
I know I’m 2 years late, but I have an idea. Instead of a cone shaped rocket, use a paper clay cannonball, and then Plant a seed instead of a sapling inside the cannonball, and blast it down toward a forest.
I made the 10 hour drive to your town last weekend. I didn’t visit you though because that would’ve been weird. By the way, it’s very late. Go to bed! Edit: I really enjoyed this video. I mean, every single part of it was brilliant. Cheers!! 😁
Yes i know they arent actually "Rockets". Fight me!
gladly
How you going?
Oke
where we meet
Time and place?
i’m worried about ur search history
“viagra spiders”
“how to make a bomb”
“monkey clips”
“why don’t my parents love me”
Pin this or riot
You have been added to the FBI watch list
I can't find it
yea
I-is this not a normal search history? I’ll be right back... I need to uh... delete some stuff.
‘viagra spider’ made me laugh way too much
niagara spiders are no joke. They inject poison in their bite which gives a literal deadly erection. It fucks with your blood flow.
Some dude got bit, and it made them have a literal killer boner. I bet it was a serious hog of a jeans camper.
How do they make viagras though?
4:07 I cracked up when his mom said "ooh did you say Micheal Buble?"
female privilege at its max.
@@spongmongler6760 bruh what
Toilet paper?
"I used the trees, to save the trees."
then the trees eat the trees. cannibalism
@@Ididathing then the trees poop new trees
Tree cycle
@@rounduck3892 its the circle of life
Why don'T we take all the trees from here...
and put 'em over there!
Imagine if there were natural, biodegradable containers that plants used to spread their offspring. Like some sort of small hull that contains nutrients and sprouts on its own. Almost like an egg, but for plants! It could be called a "seed" or something.
Then humans wouldn't have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars designing new ones.
i dont think a seed can survive the impact
@@drunkchey9739 Even if most of the seeds die, and I really doubt they would because both small seeds and open pinecones have a relatively low terminal velocity, I'm pretty sure any seed would be better off than a baby tree impacting at 200mph.
Worse case scenario, you could attach "parachutes", there would be practically no chance of them hitting too hard and it would still be significantly cheaper than creating these death cones
@@mgord9518 Why'd lunch it from a fk plane in the first place?
@@BlackDragon-tf6rv eh because it covers the most ground in the shortest amount of time
Fairly certain several plants do that already. Dispersion by air is extremely common
EDIT: But the thing getting dispersed is pollen, not seeds. This is because pollen is required for sexual reproduction which brings variation in plants
EDIT: I didn't know it was sarcastic
A Viagra spider:
People with erectile dysfunction: WhAt?
What about arachnophobes with erectile disfunction?
Never pay for Viagra again with this one simple trick, Michael Bublë uses it, so can you!
Are you saying... letting those spider sting my penus, and I will do things like spiderman? but with my penus?
That spider gives you an erection that will last for the rest of your life.
@@knoxx9625 What about arachnophiles with erectile dysfunction?
They should add a small whistle to the shell... something that large animals would hear, and flee from.
Smart. You deserved that.
Nukes
That's one way to give all the animals Vietnam flashbacks
and as a bonus also recreate those German dive bomber noises for the animals
i was about to comment "what if those 'rockets' hit an animal?"
This video brings together two things I think about often, rockets and my irrational fear of the viagra spider.
Irrational?
Not very irrational because its literally the most dangerous spider to us. If you fear any spider i feel like you should fear viagra spider and it would be the most rational fear.
Hell, people in the states have been bitten by them because they sometimes like to hitch a ride on bananas shiped from there.
I enjoyed your video. I saw one similar years ago, where the humans were dropping saplings encased in ice rockets. The ice had fertilizer mixed in to give the sapling a boost. They had excellent penetration when dropped from a helicopter into the side of a burned out mountain.
?
@@lexygirl1786 What are you stupid or something?
@@lexygirl1786 the ice acts as water to help the saplings sprout if that's what you're wondering about?
Why not use jungle saplings and bonemeal?
Cause they haven't built a mob grinder yet
@@elhomo6406 you can use composters
@@PK-we6vk naah thats expebsive as hell
Who farms jungle trees
IQ 1000
"Little tree and Fat tree"
*Japan still remembers it*
Oh no..
Here comes the sun DA DA DU DAH
EZRA BRAMAN now u get it?
oh
What?
Bruh he literally has a playlist on UA-cam titled "Animal Abuse"
phew i was starting to get worried that i was the only one :)
I need one.
He knows to much
I couldn’t find it
@@muymuymg71889 4:50 look at the left hand side
When the Australian guy is talking about how scary a spider is then you know thats one bat shit crazy spider
I'm brazilian, these motherfuckers like to hang around deep inside bunches of fruit trees like a bunch of banana trees and they fucking jump FAR
He was ahead of his time
QuincyIsCrispy truly
you talk like he died
@@atlasintokyo1752 Perhaps he did
QuincyIsCrispy 😳 mr 911 this comment right here
Why “was”?
Am I really watching a australian saying that the bugs in Brazil are bad?
Sim cara.
mds 1- 1
*laughsin redback*
Its because hes terrified of his erection becoming painful, I would be too, at least nothing that I know of does that in Australia
Yea man the got those viagra spiders
“HI GRANDMA!”
“Hi!”
“How do you make paper mache?”
“Why do you need to know?”
“To make missiles.”
Grandma: "They grow up so quickly"
@@nicpus6891 *sheds a tear*
they've done this in real life for decades in the US, dropping millions of little fir trees from the sky. Yes it works, its cheap, do it after the first rains when ground is soft using bio degradable cones, they fall like darts, not very fast cause they are light and the seedling causes lots of drag. Would work super well in the amazon if you had a hundred mixed species to create proper forest.
press x to doubt
And their country wonders why the whole world laughs at them
@@cheenu711 I just wonder why you think muricans care what you think.
@@cheenu711 I think you vastly overestimate the awareness Americans have of other countries.
@@cheenu711 I mean sure but this isn’t one of those reasons. What’s laughable about reforestation?
Yknow, of course an Australian blames the wildlife
its the fucking emu's
*Emu War flashback*
The fucking widow
K K
*Here in Australia, nobody knows what conserving water means-*
Rip the bush fires.
How 1 aussie saved the entire world
Damexx0707 And almost burned down his garage.
Mikkel thybo lmfaoooo
Dude you're without a doubt the funniest content creator I follow on UA-cam while still being incredibly informative and creative! I love your videos!
"return of the tampon shooter." as someone new to this channel, I am confused and also intrigued.
He made a video where he shot tampons, you should watch that.
You had my attention, but now you have my curiosity
QuestWalker KO U don’t see a lot of memes don’t u
Toast you don’t spend much time paying attention in English classes, do you?
matty418 it was auto correct cause i u accident clicked a letter and it changed into dont u instead of do u
Let’s all email this video to the CEO of Lockheed Martin
Im from Brazil and i can confirm your theory about the monkeys.
realmente é um macaco que tá tacando fogo no mato, um macaco com faixa presidencial e tudo
@@BJReolon MEU DEUS VEI, SERA Q O BRASILEIRO N CONSEGUE PASSAR UM SEGUNDO SEM FALAR DE POLITICA NAO?ELE ESTAVA FAZENDO UMA PIADA,PFV PARA DE FALAR DE POLITICA
Ele mesmo no vídeo falou de política, isso não é um problema
I aint say shit
tap water it’s Portuguese
I can talk Spanish and I don’t understand
Honestly, this guy is one of the most creative youtubers I've seen in terms of putting random things in a video to make it funny. Such a good channel!
other countries: "let's plant trees"
USA:
*"Tree Bombs."*
This guy is in Australia
@@louisqandaliusdinglethe74t80 I know, it's just a very American thing to do.
Yalllouu I’m American and can confirm this statement
lol but he's Australian.
@@yalllouu1094 cultural appropriation 😳
I'm from Brazil and I can confirm your theories about monkeys.
tell me more brother
Same.
Concordo
This is blatantly stolen.
Same
If the container is water soluble and there is enough potting soil in the shell then it doesn't need to dig into the ground, the plant will grow its roots into the ground and phototropism means that they will always grow upwards towards the sky. As long as they can grow out of the shell in time it doesn't matter how they land
5:42 it's been 3 years and I'm still not "happy now"
I caught the "little tree" and "fat tree" reference. Youre welcome
Princess KhaZix they are nukes little boy and fat man
@@zThana WW2 Nuclear Bombs
Fat Tree is Fat Man ( Hiroshima Detonation )
Little Tree is Little Boy ( Nagasaki Detonation )
Princess KhaZix It’s about a little event regarding Japan in the past
@@Sinstarclair wrong. Fat man is Nagasaki. Little Boy is Hiroshima.
@@ryanchuabowen2045 oh ok
I don't get faccs right
so billionaires ain’t doing anything about the monkeys setting afire the amazon, but some youtuber named i did a thing is attempting to save it from the monkeys?
edit: shit they’re distracting the government from the area 51 raid to help us
the monkeys already infiltrated the governments
Yes,but i mean i expected that
Yup
@@shilzat1883 me too
@@Catnippy Lizard people is just a cover-up, it's the monkeys running the show, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
“And *SADLY* that means we have to rule out *URANIUM* “
proceed to throw the uranium ahah
NOOOO NOT THE URANIUM
A true tragedy .
*happy Japanese noises*
"All we have to do is pack our cones with some trees."
As a stoner, I wholeheartedly agree.
Ong lmaooo funny as fuck
@@duckettproductions926 11 months to think of something clever and that's whatchya got huh
@@GiraffeFlavored 11 months and he didn't even respond with the answer to the hard problem of consciousness
@@ashleybyrd2015 God you're so right
Haha dude, weed bro
"This is the most American way to plant trees
Me: Yes, yes it is
Galaxacat the most russian would be like:
Aight men, autoloader is ready, Misha, fire the TGFSDS (Tree Growing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) Shell
No it’s the SEED GUN
OH SAY, CAN'T YOU
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You: yes
It's not very american, it isnt plastered all over with the flag and theres no school shootings :/
You see, this is the stuff that we need more of on youtube, the absolute mad-ladness of an aussie mixed with the freedom of an american weapons manufacturer. Could not ask for more
Based and Lockmart+straya pilled
@@Spycow.No34 pills r good for u buddy come down to straya and have some m8
The poor monkeys don't want no boners
No just fly a crop duster over with bone meal or set up a redstone clock with a dispenser with bone meal BAM Oxygen
Or put a composter and pick flowers
No you take bonemeal and sett up a redstone contraption (not gonna go in depth because I dont wanna write 5 paragraphs) and you plant 4 jungle trees next to eachother a day big brain I know
@@fuzionblast3214 bruh I'm not new to Minecraft kiddo
Gasp
Epic gamer
This guy lives in Maze Runner and doesn't know it... 6:48
I did a thing: “I blame the monkeys”
Me: seems legit
*S E E M S L E G I T*
@@awasdq7684 from DOJ RP right
@@kimesdicul5614 who tf is that
I love the subtle detail. You made a pot out of a yogurt that says pot on the bucket. You also have more than one.. so you literally have a pot set.
Perhaps a.... Pot farm?
@@Shutup634 Made by a... pot head?
@@themuntedbean9847 Bahahaha yesssirrrr
Try making a biodegradable nuke...maybe?
Biodegradable tree nuke, where you explode it in the stratosphere and then you repopulate the forests of the whole world
@@BrevityBuzz Exploding a nuke in the stratosphere might actually revert humanity to the stone/iron age, if not almost completely wipe it out. So it's a win for Lorax and the trees.
@@aBADAasras that would still be destructive.
well that makes a lot of sense.
That was the intention of naming them "Little tree" and "Fat tree"
You need stabilizing fins if you want these to land correctly and consistently. It would probably work great.
I came here to say this
who would win?
1 giant weapons company or 1 aussie boy with a cool voice?
Schwerer Gustav your talking about Lockheed here
The cool voice
my moneys on the giant weapon company
@@Ididathing Agreed!
Life is a game of balance. Sometimes you gotta bomb some helpless animals to get some trees.
@Vince abella let's see. We'll start with you
Mothinajamjar 😂
I mean... for Japan it only took two of them
Marco Curcetti bruh a little too far but worthy of my laugh
Those trees were a good will gesture from US, it was just that there happened to be a mix up between biodegradable tree pots and nuclear bombs amongst the crewman. Classic misinterpretation.
"we get to wipe out all the monkeys that were lighting the fires in the first place" I'm reading that as a metaphore and I'm loving it
With as much of a joke as it may seem. This is a great idea.
pretty sure this has been tried (and failed) before
So fun thing I happen to know because I worked as a tree planter in ~a hippie-industrial complex commune is that these things already exist, and tree planters hate them because "tuk er jerbs" etc. They have tons of little arrowlike capsules exactly like the video, and slam right into the ground, both replanting all the trees (that are missing because they were logged into oblivion) and banishing all hippies from the area.
beautiful
69 likes nice
Why would they drop the missiles on inhabited forests if they are mainly intended for barren burnt areas
Cus why not?
I agree, I suggest the white house.
Cause this is america...
i understand the point, cuz there's already tree's in the area... but you know in the "barren burnt areas" it isnt just the trees/bugs/animals that are affected. the soil is technically a part of the living ecosystem and it as well gets all burnt, crispy, and temporarily fucked up.
@@jefflycette486 Burnt down woods are actually pretty fertil ground
this channel has very quickly become one of my favorites! random fun projects mixed with witty/sarcastic sense of humor. beautiful
No one:
Lockheed Martin: We have a missile for that.
Thieves
So this is how Team Trees is planting 20 million trees.
I want a 9mm version so I can plant trees on the fly
acorns
Yea but what if u want to shot some one and it just fires a fucking acorn
@@charliehall3936 ...
Drew Hogg 9mm? .45 is better
@@_CanadianUnknown yeah you right
I like how he's like: "If I can't, nobody can"
WHATT!! You actually did something good and genius this time.... WTF.
or just drop seeds.
Jure Gladek the seeds will be damaged by gravity and probably won’t grow in fire scarred areas (I read it Off an another comment)
@@JaikritDevchandKatoch yeah you probably right
Why does this unironically seem like not a bad idea? (If done properly and had more planning behind it)
This is. The website he was browsing: www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/1467/
A bit different idea : www.treehugger.com/clean-technology/seedbomb-instills-fear-and-plants-trees.html
Or completely different : www.fastcompany.com/90329982/
stuart paton as long as the containers around the saplings are compostable
It is a bad idea, because it doesn't take the rainforest nutrient cycle into account. In a rainforest all the nutrients are in the biomass, not in the ground, because the rains have washed out the grounds for thousands of years. You remove the biomass, you're left with barren ground. You can seed bomb all you want, but these seeds won't grow because all the nutrients are gone. You'd need to regularly fertilize them, which kind of defies the point of seed bombs. That's why it is so fucking difficult to replant a rainforest.
Because it's gonna be "just as efficient as those landmines" nice
because it's not ironic
"Grab all the toilet paper in your house"
It was a very different time, 7 months ago
Also, he took a shit in a suit, with the pants on.
I saw this comment 7 months after you posted it. It was a very different time 14 months ago.
@@ExyleCage I saw this comment 8 months after you posted it. It was not much of a different time 22 months ago.
@@papersthekingofpapers 11 after. 33 ago.
I like the mental image of some Lockheed Martin engineer who wants to save the world but can only think of bomb-related solutions
“Viagra spider”
I know who Im gonna vote as the next god
DERP XD Stinky Poupee Poopoo
Lol, too bad our current one will never perish
Joseph Cappel
Lmao
This proves that all problems can be solved with bombs.
'murica
what about the crying child on the plan- _ooooooh_
Ya got a crying kid that wont shut up bomb him
Especially terrorism.
@Ginger Ginger yes, people having free autonomy of where to allocate their own resources and wealth is disastrous.
Soon we'll have Mark Rober's drones armed with tree missiles.
no soon Mark is attacking With mark rovers Armed With Terminators wich Shoot tree missiles
I love the clip of u saying “why would a monkey want to burn down the space that it lives in?” While youre actively setting a fire inside ur home 😂😂
Here at 17k, see you again when this video hit 1,000,000 views
EDIT: I feel special :D
True
"And look at that, after two weeks the avocado tree is missing. Must have been the rats" man I lost it laughing lolll
It's the truth ahaha
@@Ididathing your naivety of thinking a very small number of trees is good enough for a test is an ongoing theme in the video.
@@Ididathing did Australia use such bombs to replant their lost forests?
Why not drop, oh I don’t know, seeds?
Frogs Please wow it’s almost like seeds are damaged by gravity and can’t grow efficiently in fire scarred environments and don’t have a high probability of actually planting when dropped from a plane
Birds would eat most of the seeds before they have to germinate.
@@MercyWoz Burned environments are healthier for plants. No one is fighting for resources and added, the fire adds a large amount of carbon into the soil.
Weebu Trash Historically speaking, seeds have grown more trees than rockets.
@@MercyWoz Fire scarred environments are prime areas for seeds to grow. Forest fires are a natural phenomena that have been going on long before humans started causing them. Not saying dropping millions of seeds out of a plane is a solution (it's not at all), just that it is factually inaccurate to say seeds can't grow in the aftermath of a forest fire.
ahh perfect. i was wondering how we were going to plant trees in a way that would make uncle sam proud.
Admit that you filmed a noose suicide joke at 6:30 then realized it was too dark even for your channel to post on youtube!
Love you mate! Kangaroo hug
Lmaooo
I am gonna assume that you haven't seen all of his videos because he has done that joke multiple times
ahaha i did a nose joke last video. Cant do it twice in a row!
@@Ididathing Noose*
Carving initials on a tree is a nice gesture, but it has to make you wonder why anyone would bring a knife on a date
To carve their initials in trees.
The trees work for boursuage
You just can't trust trees, you gotta protect yourself
Are you telling me you don't carry around a pocket knife?
@@gravygraves5112 No but I do have a sharp wit that's edgy
Instead of raiding Area 51 let’s raid the amazon and grow trees
But boner spiders....
Wholesome
You know the amazon is home to so many unidentiefied insects 🕷. Sure buddy
@@aryavsaigal8898 bruh. Just naruto run the fuck out of them
Yes!!
“little sapling” and “fat tree” is wild bro
this channel is legendary
No posting Instagram stories will help it
yeah man, so muuuch
it is pop activism but also it did in fact help spread awareness and raise money
@@micok5534 r/woosh
@@ibra.h hsuahsuahsuhaus
No, sending prayers and thoughts will help
Is everyone going to ignore the fact that he named the tree rockets after the nukes dropped on Japan? Little Boy and Fat Man?
yes
no
maybe
Perhaps
Most certainly
I don't mean to alarm you, I did a thing, but I believe one of your children might be eating glue.
Love this guys dark twisted sense of humour🤣
Imagine this Blows up and creates a bigger fire
This is all your doing. WATER SHEEP. You did it with fire so we wouldnt suspect you... BUT I AINT STUPID
Minecraft revival soldier #1 Ay you don’t know so be quiet
I dont think that theres anything that CAN blow up soo.. no thats not probably gonna happen
@@man_like_forg1121 well I did warn mankind about this. But none of you listen to me. This is your wrong doing not mine. I am just a sheep with infinity power in Minecraft
Me: **is new**
I did a thing: 'the return of the tampon shooter'
Me: Excuse me wtf
yeh i should have explained that
I did a thing probably my friend
Are you behind in the News? Lockheed have already tested this out in Vietnam, the country is covered in jungles and there's no monkeys. God bless our arms manufacturers!
ahahaha
Ahahahahah
when he said "viagra spider" i literally started laughing so hard that i nearly choked
I’m in love with your videos and I’m not getting enough
7:56 “i also faked the shot of me faking the shot”😂😂😂💀
Last time I was this early the amazon was LESS on fire.. :'(
You were here hundreds of years ago?
@@nickc3657 I meant more as in.. yknow.. not currently completely on fire..
Bro the amazon hasnt been 'fine' for a couple hundred years....
lul
The rainforests of Central and South Americas have been in the process of being destroyed for decades though
LMFAO I remember the wet-toilet-paper-on-the-ceiling gag from school...in New Zealand... 25 years ago😂
how to plant a tree?
- Seeds?
NO
-Rockets!!!!
"Bomb the Amazon back into existence"
- Some random guy on the internet
The algorithm will bring random people here
They will not understand a thing.
yes
Im one of those people
Hi
lol
yes you are correct
I think you would need some kind of wildlife warning system or harmless repelant in order to move them out of the area before dropping tree bombs, but deforestation is a serious problem. Tree bombs do seem kinda crazy stupid but they might just work in the right areas (where loggers have completely killed every tree in the area).
"little tree" and "fat tree" ... good god this is so wrong I just had to like it
Should be fat tree and little twig
@@incognitonotsure909 yeah man that's more accurate :D
@ghosthaven 14 hahaha yeah you're so smart you caught a reference to one of the most famous historical events. God, look at the brain on you!
Rip hiroshima
Before: Biodegradable
After: Spray paint them..
I needed this video, I lost my dog yesterday and this is helping a lot. Thank you.
dam sorry.
F
F
Sorry for the loss of your furbaby
F
I know I’m 2 years late, but I have an idea. Instead of a cone shaped rocket, use a paper clay cannonball, and then Plant a seed instead of a sapling inside the cannonball, and blast it down toward a forest.
*who else is having an existential crisis within the **_first 30 seconds_** of the video?*
This?
This is talent.
This is my new favorite channel.
Or just use seed balls, they are just as effective, and they are cheaper/more compact
Not necessarily more effective. Cheap tho
Absolutely loved the naming of little and fat tree^^
You made that trees life sound like it could be happier and more fulfilling than mine. I want that.
I love the phrase “how ya goin” such an Australian thing to say 😂😂
I made the 10 hour drive to your town last weekend. I didn’t visit you though because that would’ve been weird. By the way, it’s very late. Go to bed!
Edit: I really enjoyed this video. I mean, every single part of it was brilliant. Cheers!! 😁
thanks. i will sleep now
I did a thing try out some plant rockets to save the Amazon
He uploaded at this time to reach a wider american audience
What town is he in?
Germany replanted all it's forests after WW2 as well. Just throw seeds out of a plane. Worked kinda well.
I love packing cones with trees, it makes me really hungry though...
4:46 I can't be the only one who saw this? :D (Search History on UA-cam)
He searched up Michael Reeves, you know he's trusted when you find that.
Sorry, i Have 140p and cant see because i use a potato batery as a router
@@cringeitself try cucumber
CANT BELIEVE THAT HE STOLE EVERYONE'S TOILET PAPER THIS IS WHY WE DONT HAVE TOILET PAPER
Ok its official now, you are my favorite channel on yt
finally