Starfox Adventures: Stairfax Temperatures - JonTron

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  • @sirmilquetoast8443
    @sirmilquetoast8443 5 років тому +2527

    Jaques is the most chill bird ever. No matter how much Jon jerks around with him on his shoulder, he doesn't fly away. Either that's a bird who knows his owner or these scenes took a lot of takes.

    • @greggdefoor1896
      @greggdefoor1896 4 роки тому +66

      His wings are clipped... Sadly he can't fly at all

    • @ColeycowProductions
      @ColeycowProductions 4 роки тому +272

      Gregg Defoor thats not true, he's flown before on camera

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 роки тому +180

      @@greggdefoor1896 if his wings were clipped, he'd be overweight due to lack of exercise.

    • @TheFoyer13
      @TheFoyer13 4 роки тому +50

      @@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 In the intro he has the bird outside on the sidewalk. I know nothing of bird ownership. Why doesn't it fly away?

    • @bashboi4074
      @bashboi4074 4 роки тому +59

      He just holds on for dear life

  • @MasterSpud
    @MasterSpud 4 роки тому +2336

    RIP annotation that says he doesn’t really smoke

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +194

      Personally I know from an old gamegrumps he said where he got drunk and bought cigarettes, then admitted to not being a smoker lol

    • @okberdal
      @okberdal 4 роки тому +59

      I TRIGGER PEOPLE was thinkin the same. It was from a Sonic 06 episode. Dont remember which one. They were on the snowboard level though iirc.

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth 4 роки тому +19

      MY LIFE IS A LIE

    • @CrudeConduct666
      @CrudeConduct666 4 роки тому +49

      So he smokes. Quit getting in his business.

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth 4 роки тому +16

      @@CrudeConduct666 kinda what happens when you put it in the internet

  • @IndigoYoung
    @IndigoYoung 8 років тому +5012

    who else is on a jontron rewatch marathon?

    • @judgecat9284
      @judgecat9284 8 років тому +73

      Honestly I am pretty sure I watch all of his videos at least once every two weeks.

    • @nix6940
      @nix6940 8 років тому +16

      Just finished watching every episode of Continue? Jon is next.

    • @vensama7943
      @vensama7943 8 років тому +5

      me rn

    • @cyoban
      @cyoban 8 років тому +5

      meeeeee

    • @arnold20139
      @arnold20139 8 років тому +4

      I am :)

  • @peageesegguget734
    @peageesegguget734 4 роки тому +868

    Rest In Peace Rick May, voice actor of Peppy Hare and The Soldier from Team Fortress 2 (1940-2020).

    • @undyne7808
      @undyne7808 4 роки тому +35

      Indeed.. I hope he is happier up there.
      Fun fact, Rick May was also the voice of Spark Mandrill in the Megaman X games.

    • @emperornefarious5273
      @emperornefarious5273 4 роки тому +11

      And Andross

    • @chaocobojun2098
      @chaocobojun2098 4 роки тому +8

      Oh nooooo! D:!!

    • @Clonehelmethole
      @Clonehelmethole 4 роки тому +17

      You were a good son real good maybe even the best

    • @PlastiGomi
      @PlastiGomi 4 роки тому +3

      I can't wait for another tf2 voice actor to die so people can milk his death for internet points

  • @ThatGuyNamedBender
    @ThatGuyNamedBender 8 років тому +5802

    This was a year after his first video? So this is his 2nd video right?

  • @nugsboodlepoo
    @nugsboodlepoo 5 років тому +1103

    I remember getting stuck on a part in this game where you had to tap "A" impossibly fast to win some kinda tug-if-war mini game. I got so fed up I got an electric mixer and held it on the A button and it worked lol

    • @imhereforthememes500
      @imhereforthememes500 5 років тому +55

      nugsboodlepoo jitter tap my boi. Also the hard part is the test of fear, complete bs

    • @whtwolf100
      @whtwolf100 5 років тому +81

      A weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @linkrocks01
      @linkrocks01 5 років тому +47

      I got stuck there too. Even used a 3rd party controller with a turbo button and still lost.

    • @LordLucario12
      @LordLucario12 5 років тому +37

      I actually played the game while visiting my gf this summer and i got stuck on the exact same part lol. That part is complete bullshit

    • @SeamsRock
      @SeamsRock 5 років тому +42

      Secret to that part, let the big guy start off winning and then mash. Not sure why that works but I learned it from Liam of the Best Friends.

  • @FurryMcMemes
    @FurryMcMemes 9 років тому +672

    I still love the "Blue Boobs McFurry Dream" part.

    • @enazhyena3006
      @enazhyena3006 9 років тому +39

      Stair fax

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 9 років тому +2

      Ian Hollier I enjoy it.

    • @ratchetthelastlombax3639
      @ratchetthelastlombax3639 9 років тому +1

      I played this!! I almost finished this, I got to the ending where I fly spaceship and fight big headed monster but I never get to finish it, my dad took the game and sold it

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 9 років тому +4

      Ratchet the last Lombax his name is Andross and I was there too before I sent it back to GameFly. I had no clue how to beat him and I didn't know about Gamefaqs, turns out I was doing it correctly but I wasn't doing it enough.

    • @LuigiLego64
      @LuigiLego64 9 років тому +39

      ***** sly and ratchet just had a fucking conversation

  • @goofsama
    @goofsama 2 місяці тому +11

    Why is Jontron my comfort channel i rewatch all the time lmao.

  • @KestinTheVoice
    @KestinTheVoice 10 років тому +1460

    He's here to share these repressed memories with the masses, huh?
    Soooo...he remembers it so we don't have to?

    • @EbilWulf
      @EbilWulf 10 років тому +48

      No sir, I don't like it.

    • @Z95HeadHunter
      @Z95HeadHunter 10 років тому +5

      EbilWulf
      I really loved this game, a childhood memory ALONG with 64, when will people learn

    • @EbilWulf
      @EbilWulf 10 років тому +53

      I meant the Nostalgia Critic reference.

    • @RyanKaufman
      @RyanKaufman 10 років тому +1

      ***** Hahahahaha what?

    • @rockosbasilisk75
      @rockosbasilisk75 7 років тому +19

      Yeah, I can't remember where but I think I heard Jon say some of his early inspirations were nostalgia critic and avgn.

  • @dougTheRedFairy
    @dougTheRedFairy 5 років тому +964

    That looks like an awkwardly purchased pack of cigarettes. I can only imagine.
    "... and a pack of cigarettes."
    "Which ones?"
    "I don't care."

    • @silvertears18
      @silvertears18 5 років тому +3

      I wonder why he has those.

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie 5 років тому +24

      Reds are top

    • @BDSbowling
      @BDSbowling 5 років тому +6

      getLaidybug it’s even cowboy killers

    • @chickenpermission2895
      @chickenpermission2895 4 роки тому +8

      Im dying for a smoke as im watching this too

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 4 роки тому +11

      that's a phrase i heard IRL from tired parents or night-shift workers.

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 6 місяців тому +13

    Nothing beats classic JonTron. His new stuff just really hits or misses

  • @terrabyte2649
    @terrabyte2649 4 роки тому +575

    It's been 9 years, old friend. Still here, aye? Cheers to ya.

  • @ismellrudolph
    @ismellrudolph 8 років тому +199

    These old Jontron videos make me feel warm inside

    • @coreyspeedmode9287
      @coreyspeedmode9287 7 років тому +3

      ismellrudolph This is also old to you and you posted it a year ago XD

    • @MasDouc
      @MasDouc 2 роки тому +1

      @@coreyspeedmode9287 Well yours is even older, 4 years older in fact!

    • @Noid
      @Noid Рік тому

      Yeah... Real old now.

    • @Brotlov
      @Brotlov Рік тому +1

      @@Noid take me back :(

    • @SnarkyRC
      @SnarkyRC Рік тому

      How warm? Like a volcano?

  • @raphaeltoast
    @raphaeltoast 3 роки тому +349

    Loved this game as a kid. But honestly this should've been Dinosaur Planet. Then we'd have got a sequel.

    • @JamietheEmperor
      @JamietheEmperor 2 роки тому +8

      agreed

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 2 роки тому +25

      A game ruined by having an unrelated IP forced onto it.

    • @underscore____4060
      @underscore____4060 2 роки тому +15

      There *was* a sequel called Star Fox Assault, it just followed Fox on other non-dinosaur related adventures. That one had a halo-style co op mode where you could hunt each other across different maps

    • @elderleon1844
      @elderleon1844 2 роки тому +11

      Let's be honest, if this was dinossaur planet, this will be totally forgoted in time

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia Рік тому +2

      @@underscore____4060 Assualt was the best game in the series.

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 8 років тому +384

    i love how you'r little bird stays on you'r shirt like glue even tho you are thrashing around all over the place :D

    • @pestilenssi8979
      @pestilenssi8979 8 років тому +54

      His bird is so precious

    • @user-pn2mo3vu8s
      @user-pn2mo3vu8s 8 років тому +6

      Michael Maszk Jacque?

    • @Qrow022
      @Qrow022 7 років тому +49

      Michael Maszk Jacque Glue! Buy it now! Only 3:99! Order now and you'll get *two* Jacque Glue bottles!!

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 7 років тому +16

      It's not you're and It's NEVER you'r.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 5 років тому +1

      @@wowsuchhandle Yeoo'er,s'st jazz gellaux.

  • @Rihcterwilker
    @Rihcterwilker 2 роки тому +76

    Best era of Jontron. Just good writting of jokes and physical humor, no need to use bought props or a set, just using whatever was at hand. I miss those times.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 років тому +437

    'General' is apparently the word 'General' in Krozoan?
    Or maybe his NAME is actually 'General Scales'?
    Or maybe 'General' and 'Scales' means something else in Krozoan?
    I'm thinking to much about this...

    • @sigurdgram
      @sigurdgram 9 років тому +9

      bloodrunsclear it's a simple substitution cipher, with character and place names...so I guess proper nouns...being left alone.

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 9 років тому +4

      sigurdgram I guess General Scales speaks in broken Lylatian XD

    • @edwnx0
      @edwnx0 9 років тому +31

      bloodrunsclear Maybe General is his name and 'scales' is Krozoan for general.

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 9 років тому +1

      ***** O_o
      Mind...blown

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 9 років тому +11

      bloodrunsclear Maybe all he was saying was "I want pancakes" and General means want and Scales means pancakes ?

  • @Patrick_The_Pure
    @Patrick_The_Pure 5 років тому +1332

    Ah, the game which created a whole new generation of furries, thanks a lot Blue-Boob mcfurrydream.

    • @undyne7808
      @undyne7808 4 роки тому +60

      I just like her character.. other people however..just need to chill

    • @undyne7808
      @undyne7808 4 роки тому +12

      @Eaxl I was being honest!

    • @emperornefarious5273
      @emperornefarious5273 4 роки тому +45

      @@undyne7808 Well said
      -A former member of the Krystal Archive

    • @randomperson4280
      @randomperson4280 4 роки тому +1

      Makes sense

    • @chosenundead3078
      @chosenundead3078 3 роки тому +3

      @@undyne7808 yes some people need to chill

  • @DontDisapPyrrha
    @DontDisapPyrrha 7 років тому +643

    Bethesda made up a language for Skyrim, but I guess the difference here is that Dovahzul sounds like it could actually be an old language

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +42

      Skyrim is pretty dumbed down compared to Morrowind and Oblivion.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +30

      KiaraVanwood Sorry if i want better writing and mechanics in TES games.

    • @de4th1snt3nough
      @de4th1snt3nough 6 років тому +17

      Yeah oblivion made me wanna throw up and I flat out never completed a single quest on Morrowind but had a hell of a lot of fun... Skyrim isn't.... complex enough? What's your complaint? A better story? I've actually never heard much complaint about the story continuation in Skyrim, well to call it a continuation is vague but fits, but never recollect anyone saying it overall should've been better? What wasn't good enough?

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +27

      de4th1snt3nough No classes, no consequences (you Can bè leader of all' factions and savior of the world without much requirements and people would still treat your character like some random schmuck).

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +10

      de4th1snt3nough Watch the video Elder Scrolls: The Dumbing Down in UA-cam. Its Pretty good.

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 4 роки тому +130

    4:27. Oh god just seeing Peppy makes me remember just how much of a legend Rick May was.
    For those who don't know, Rick May (who was most recently the voice of soldier from Team Fortress 2) was also the voice of this fuzzy friend and he just died this year in April.

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 9 років тому +1332

    I feel like the game might have been decent on its own... like if it was just "Dinosaur Planet" and had nothing to do with Star Fox.

    • @willt6494
      @willt6494 9 років тому +80

      They probably slapped star fox on it to get it to sell more if I had to guess the real way it happened...

    • @joeldipops
      @joeldipops 9 років тому +84

      Rikusgirl001 It WAS decent. It wasn't Star Fox, but it REALLY wasn't BAD

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 9 років тому +18

      +Rikusgirl001 They Game is still Decent Blame Microsoft this was the Absolute Last Game they made for Nintendo before It was bought and it's rumored the Nintendo did this to Keep Microsoft's greedy little Paws away from it and seeing how The unlucky Futures of Banjo and Conker turned out this is a much better fate

    • @thunderboltll
      @thunderboltll 9 років тому +37

      Rikusgirl001 it's one of the best legend of zelda rip offs you'll ever play. it just so happens to put itself right in the line of fire with the starfox title.

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 9 років тому +5

      +Rikusgirl001 Maybe have Star Fox as a side character and not a main?

  • @whiprust
    @whiprust 9 років тому +377

    I like to think ratchet & clank became what this game should have been

    • @lillybee2951
      @lillybee2951 9 років тому +4

      ONNN I have pictures of me watching my brother playing ratchet and clank his favourite game ahh the memories we were SO cute

    • @Alpacnologia
      @Alpacnologia 9 років тому +2

      +Ben P 1:46 what is the music

    • @notoriousbrg_968
      @notoriousbrg_968 9 років тому

      +Super LOL Transformers: The Score - Arrival To Earth

    • @drone306
      @drone306 9 років тому +3

      +TheSoapboxNerd To be honest, I'm glad they stopped making ratchet and clank. Before they stopped they were going down a really bad road. The last good one was a crack in time (gave me 13 year old orgasms), and they should have stopped there.

    • @khdarkriku17
      @khdarkriku17 9 років тому +5

      +drone306 They didn't stop making Ratchet & Clank, there's a reboot based on the movie coming out next year.

  • @safeshot6368
    @safeshot6368 8 років тому +316

    "Blue Boobs McFurry Dream"
    I'm dead.

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 7 років тому +24

      Safe Shot sums up Krystal perfectly tbh

    • @DestinySpider
      @DestinySpider 7 років тому +3

      Krishna Dewa Only that her tits aren't blue if I remember correctly...
      (Gosh. Why did they have to change her original concept so much? -_-)

    • @badkitty785
      @badkitty785 6 років тому +3

      Krishna Dewa, where is your passport?

    • @badkitty785
      @badkitty785 6 років тому +2

      Crollingin Meishkin, I agree

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 3 роки тому +3

      As a Furry myself.
      I actually hate her with a passion.
      Not every furry likes her. XD

  • @gogogomes7025
    @gogogomes7025 5 років тому +585

    Unironic trollface memes, oh man thats the wierdest nostalgia i ever felt.

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 4 роки тому +53

      Welcome to when UA-cam was but a hobby- and not a career

    • @AxeIRad
      @AxeIRad 3 роки тому +29

      @@No_Sleepee and that should’ve stayed

    • @Saturos02
      @Saturos02 3 роки тому +8

      @@AxeIRad amen

    • @shanthegamer21
      @shanthegamer21 2 роки тому +3

      @@No_Sleepee Based! 100% Based!

  • @ktandantaktee1439
    @ktandantaktee1439 8 років тому +1455

    Wait, a long awaited and highly anticipated sci-fi space-trekker game made by a highly trusted, highly popular, and highly regarded game studio completely flopped and shattered the hopes and trusts of millions of gamers? Wow, that sounds familiar. I guess history is damned to repeat itself; fated that way I guess. You could even say it's Destiny.

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 8 років тому +16

      I see what you did there

    • @benotafra1d
      @benotafra1d 8 років тому +9

      this comment slayed me

    • @spagblaster
      @spagblaster 8 років тому +15

      Oh that was clever

    • @AliensAreNoobs
      @AliensAreNoobs 8 років тому +98

      I thought you were going to say Star Wars Battlefront, but then I saw you said a "highly trusted" game developer.

    • @gr8darklord604
      @gr8darklord604 8 років тому +17

      I... like destiny. Why is it hated?

  • @saberknight2474
    @saberknight2474 5 років тому +2740

    Troll face memes aside, this video has aged remarkably well.

    • @AlexysRM
      @AlexysRM 5 років тому +190

      I'd say it's actually better than a lot of his newer content.

    • @jonm3915
      @jonm3915 5 років тому +56

      @@AlexysRM For real. His new videos suck.

    • @EvilApple567
      @EvilApple567 5 років тому +214

      @@jonm3915 I don't think they're necessarily bad, just kind of awkwardly paced between scripted and improv, but definitely nowhere near the pre Game Grumps era. 2011-2013 Jon was probably my favorite internet personality of all time.

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 5 років тому +82

      @@jonm3915 spoiled children

    • @jonm3915
      @jonm3915 5 років тому +37

      @@dirtypure2023 I know right. Jontron is pretty spoiled with all his sponsors.

  • @Drumm3rBo186
    @Drumm3rBo186 5 років тому +341

    I was disappointed once I got this game and discovered it wasn't a classic Starfox game.
    I did however have a great time with it!!
    I was about 14 at the time of release.

    • @EssentialTurnip
      @EssentialTurnip 5 років тому +16

      I was 6 and loved this game😂

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 4 роки тому +22

      14 huh? So that’s the reason you had a....”good time” with the “game”

    • @michaelbuckers
      @michaelbuckers 4 роки тому +18

      @@SofaPop. Have you seen that McCloud climbing animation? Hot damn.

    • @Runescaper1357
      @Runescaper1357 4 роки тому +3

      @@michaelbuckers
      PUT IT TO MUSIC

    • @chaocobojun2098
      @chaocobojun2098 4 роки тому +23

      This game was great. Jon doesn’t even show any area more than 2 hours into the game and really shows how little he played it. He also complained Falco isn’t in the game when there’s a really cool moment he appears in a neat twist and helps you! Also he didn’t even show any of the good flying levels. You’d think he’d show some good flying for all that complaining that the game isn’t Starfox 64

  • @Storm7777
    @Storm7777 2 роки тому +14

    I love coming back to watch this video. But I really did enjoy Star Fox Adventures and do go back to it every now and then.

  • @mastertwigg3974
    @mastertwigg3974 6 років тому +446

    The beast calls your name, but you do not answer. You fear the truth, you fear true salvation. It is your time Boy. God has come to reap the sinners. Stepping through the light repents yourself. Brings yourself from what not seen. There is still time. Escape. But it comes with a price. Your soul. Your dignity. Your being

  • @toastedfish996
    @toastedfish996 6 років тому +27

    everyday i think of jon saying "and there will be a next time" with a teardrop in my eye

  • @myguiltybody
    @myguiltybody 5 років тому +151

    I played this game for probably a cumulative 1000+ hours in my childhood. Loved the shit out of it.

    • @Jacktheking400
      @Jacktheking400 3 роки тому +10

      in my opinion it’s really a good game, i don’t understand what the problem is with it

    • @wifi961
      @wifi961 2 роки тому +8

      @@Jacktheking400 It’s the gaming boomer community bro. I guarantee these days where people desire more open worlds, it would’ve gotten a bigger fan base.

    • @Jacktheking400
      @Jacktheking400 2 роки тому +2

      @@wifi961 agreed

    • @Mitchisable
      @Mitchisable Рік тому +7

      @@Jacktheking400 The graphics are absolutely astounding for its time too. The fur is so detailed on Fox and Krystal (please don't call me a furry) and the water looked beautiful. Rare used to be wizards.

    • @ramonandrajo6348
      @ramonandrajo6348 Рік тому +1

      @@Jacktheking400 No, not really.

  • @NepSpoon
    @NepSpoon 4 роки тому +347

    7:00 “Going so in-depth that you create a whole new language for your game”
    *Laughs in Skyrim*

  • @arikvanmeurs9531
    @arikvanmeurs9531 5 років тому +222

    This was actually one of the first games I played when I got my first console (the GameCube, I gotta say I actually really liked it as a kid... the atmosphere was great, you got to go to different planets and some of the later missions were super challenging, I get that it doesn’t align with other star fox games and everyone was pretty complainy about that. But If you take it for what it is you can actually have a lot of fun at it.

    • @kalinora3901
      @kalinora3901 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, about the same here. Also liked some of the background music and the architectural designs. I remember one place that looked like a temple that had water columns. Looked amazing.

    • @Arthrobotz
      @Arthrobotz 2 роки тому +6

      It’s a good game, nostalgic

    • @underscore____4060
      @underscore____4060 2 роки тому +4

      The sequel was probably more what Star Fox fans were looking for when Adventures came out. It definitely had a better mix of ground/flying levels and I honestly enjoyed both a lot and still do

    • @derp7781
      @derp7781 2 роки тому +2

      I loved this game as a kid when I had my gamecube. Still have this game packed away in my closet. I guess I understand why starfox fans could complain about it but I loved every step of this game.

    • @PaintedAndTainted
      @PaintedAndTainted 2 роки тому +1

      I've been replaying it for nostalgias sake and yeah I'm legit enjoying it XD

  • @deathpawn9
    @deathpawn9 9 років тому +203

    Why does nobody talk about Starfox: Assault?
    That game was actually fun.

    • @TruffleMonkey
      @TruffleMonkey 9 років тому +2

      Maybe because it Costs £30 - 50 Used

    • @deathpawn9
      @deathpawn9 9 років тому +4

      Cheif Wolf but... I own a copy

    • @OrangeOctangular
      @OrangeOctangular 9 років тому +1

      +Boat - interesting multiplayer

    • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
      @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 9 років тому +6

      +Chief Wolf Mostly because it was a 2-week exclusive rental-only at Blockbuster, and was also extremely short, so comparatively very few copies of the game exist. (In the States), same reason the GameCube version of RE2 and RE3 are like $50.

    • @cameronmoore7675
      @cameronmoore7675 9 років тому

      +Boat - It was alright. The new designs were fantastic, but the other aspects of the game weren't good enough to match. The gameplay left much to be desired, even when flying in the Arwing. It controlled much stiffer, and flew WAY slower. There are seriously parts of that game where you're flying an Arwing about as fast as a golf cart. On top of the other gripes, there were only ten missions in the whole game, very few of which were classic on-rails Arwing missions.
      I do admit they did do a good job with the landmaster, though!

  • @adamanthyz1
    @adamanthyz1 10 років тому +26

    I never played the original starfoxes but I still remember this game as one of the best on the gamecube and still one of the best adventure type games i ever played. Try and judge this game for what it is, not what its predecessors were.

    • @sporemaster9108
      @sporemaster9108 10 років тому +7

      But the thing is we had the legend of Zelda for Nintendo's signature adventure franchise. However this was a fun game.

  • @legenddairy0
    @legenddairy0 4 роки тому +37

    Rest in peace Rick May, you will be remembered

  • @jacquelineharkiss1018
    @jacquelineharkiss1018 8 років тому +96

    Seeing the beginning made me emotional a bit because now it's been over 5 more years since 😭❤

    • @ScottieTheFox
      @ScottieTheFox 8 років тому +2

      You do know there's Starfox zero for the wii u

    • @ScottieTheFox
      @ScottieTheFox 8 років тому

      Little late, dont ya think>

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 7 років тому

      Youni *too

    • @nosoyarkano7624
      @nosoyarkano7624 7 років тому +3

      +Youni It is "Too", It's just that some people are kinda stupid, bad at english or simply don't care about grammar

    • @HeyDianaMartinez
      @HeyDianaMartinez 7 років тому +1

      Jacqueline Harkiss same cuz i bought the cube and and the game and seeing the intro made me cry cuz it made me feel like i was a kid again 😭😭😭

  • @UndedDisfunction
    @UndedDisfunction 6 років тому +236

    *LEE DOOMSOO TAVOOK*
    *_GENERAL_* *_SCALES_*

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 років тому +9

      Bumblebeetuna

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 5 років тому +8

      LEMA HEAVA MESTA NSYAHA SAIOS MAOES
      translation: dear god save me from this game

    • @VincentDoesThings
      @VincentDoesThings 4 роки тому +5

      You do know that names and brands don't change in translation, like how every language says Nintendo the same way. However, General Scales is a stupidly English name. Considering their language, he more likely would've been called WEEDO OODAVEER CONSADO.
      I guess they just needed a spooky villain name that all kids could understand.

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 4 роки тому

      @@VincentDoesThings yes. that is the A P E X motiv

    • @VincentDoesThings
      @VincentDoesThings 4 роки тому

      @@FloodlightGamingReal seems legit XD

  • @leopoldstotch5102
    @leopoldstotch5102 9 років тому +311

    Ohh no everyone! Blueboob McFurydream won't be in the new Star Fox Zero :(

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 9 років тому

      XD

    • @shefanhow4910
      @shefanhow4910 8 років тому

      +thaggartxsoo aaaaah i got it XD

    • @evilrollo
      @evilrollo 8 років тому +1

      +Leopold “Butters” Stotch
      miyamoto did say if they make a sequel he would want to include her.

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC 8 років тому +8

      +Leopold “Butters” Stotch That's a shame since Stairfax is demoted to sausage fest again... well unless you count slippy.
      I just hope they don't take themselves too seriously like in Assault or the dating game... I also hope they have better voice acting than the 3DS remake.

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC 8 років тому +3

      *****
      Yes, straight ones too.
      Well... honestly he kinda looks trollish, so maybe not...

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 4 роки тому +258

    I'm still really sensitive about Nintendo's mistreatment of this franchise...

    • @RiseAbove-ru5wq
      @RiseAbove-ru5wq 4 роки тому +21

      I know :( Starfox was such a cool franchise.

    • @andrewherrera7735
      @andrewherrera7735 4 роки тому +31

      Even worse is they let rare slip away in the process, this game might've been the shit that was made when they were transfering to microsoft.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 роки тому +7

      @@andrewherrera7735 IIRC this game came out the day before the sale went through.

    • @ZiggyStardust49
      @ZiggyStardust49 4 роки тому +17

      Also their mistreatment of Rare's IP. If they had let Rare finish Dinosaur Planet the way it was intended I think it would have been a good game.

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 4 роки тому +8

      The least Nintendo could have done is give the rights back to Argonaut and let them take ownership of it and be a second party developer. I mean, *FUCK!* Argonaut has made THREE games, whereas Nintendo only knows how to make bloody 64 over again! At least Argonaut makes *NEW* Starfox Games! (Starfox 1, 2, and Command)

  • @BoltFraction
    @BoltFraction 10 років тому +31

    If you set aside preconceived notions and look at it as a stand alone title, this was a good game. I loved it back when I first got my Gamecube.

  • @animatrix1490
    @animatrix1490 Рік тому +17

    I really love JonTron's vocal delivery in these older videos. There's so much emotion in his voice and lots of range in pitch, volume, and speed. It feels natural and there's such good comedic timing in literally every line he says. Sometimes it almost sounds like he's singing even when he's not. (Plus, I'm one of those simpletons who thinks screaming is just generally kind of funny, so these crack me up even though he peaks the mic.)

    • @sloppyjoebreadbowl5184
      @sloppyjoebreadbowl5184 Рік тому +3

      To me, It feels like that the last couple years had been Jon trying to have a few iconic “Memeable” moments in his vids. His early stuff is just plain silly and fun imo

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 Рік тому +1

      @@sloppyjoebreadbowl5184 I know what you mean... :\

    • @Themonkeymartin
      @Themonkeymartin 10 місяців тому +1

      It's true... he was just so full of genuine unfiltered energy it's crazy. Like the bit at 6:47 is so insanely filled with raw emotion both in the editing and the voice. So fucking cool

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 10 років тому +184

    I classify this game as a guilty pleasure.
    It had it's problems, but it was still fun for those who were able to find it.

    • @Zoritos64
      @Zoritos64 10 років тому +8

      Aww yiss.

    • @Big_Dai
      @Big_Dai 3 роки тому +3

      Anything is funny following that dumb logic

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 роки тому

      @@Big_Dai What are you implying?

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, it was basically just a simplified Zelda clone with super short Star Fox levels added as travel intermissions.
      The game plays fine. It's biggest sin is pretty much just the promise of Star Fox content that it absolutely doesn't deliver on.

  • @FrazzaJazz
    @FrazzaJazz 3 роки тому +96

    Crazy that almost 10 years later, we have Dinosaur Planet.

    • @Quetzen
      @Quetzen 2 роки тому +12

      And Starfox 2. This is a weird decade.

    • @Tomster64
      @Tomster64 2 роки тому +1

      We got lego jurassic park that's dinosaur planet.👍

    • @elderleon1844
      @elderleon1844 2 роки тому +1

      And is the exactly same game as star fox adventures, and for some weird reason everybody is loving it, that's prove that the hate for starfox adventures is just stupid

    • @FrazzaJazz
      @FrazzaJazz 2 роки тому +2

      @@elderleon1844 I disagree. Stairfax is alright, and it’s still very impressive for the hardware, but they really flubbed the story. I think the atmosphere is much superior in DP, and I’m especially pissed that they turned Krystal from a badass female protagonist into a macguffin.

  • @Jackson_DevVito
    @Jackson_DevVito 5 років тому +132

    Jontron’s frequent use of the transformers soundtrack makes me happy

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 роки тому +9

      I'd argue the best damn thing about that movie.

    • @arcrisgonzaga7324
      @arcrisgonzaga7324 2 роки тому +2

      Me too, it's one of the best movie soundtracks

  • @VeraTheTabbynx
    @VeraTheTabbynx 6 років тому +578

    Well, it's an okay game, but it should have remained Dinosaur planet instead of shoehorning in an entirely unrelated series with no business even being in this genre.

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 6 років тому +14

      @Pasquale Dorsi i dunno. StarLink might actually work.
      It *IS* the only one out of the two that is using StarFox's main theme after all.
      Im excited for it tbh

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 5 років тому +8

      True star fox is a shooting game not a collect a thon that really does not suit star fox

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 5 років тому

      And the planet does not make much sense ether

    • @bradymenting5120
      @bradymenting5120 5 років тому +7

      even if the two series remained separate, fanfic writers would have combined them anyways. Though it makes sense if they took place in the same universe, but it would have been better if they kept Dinosaur Planet as its own game and converge the storylines in Starfox Assault

    • @bshpev
      @bshpev 5 років тому +2

      honestly? I don't even hate the inclusion of star fox stuff in the game. After smash bros and the popularity of 64 kids were clamoring for a game where you could shoot stuff as Fox with his blaster doing little foot missions (vs mode unlockables excepted).
      No blaster in tandem with the zelda gameplay really hurt the way it was perceived, at the time.
      Where they really fucked the dog was the story. As soon as they added Fox into stuff they really should have found a way to incorporate MORE of it. The characters that we're interested in are the core cast, and we BARELY see them (slippy's new voice was irritating, too. 64 may have sounded like a girl, but it worked for him.) And the new character we DO get, Krystal, gets turned into a shitty puzzle segment that you DREAD as a player. And we're stuck with Tricky. And I like Tricky as a concept: a little triceratops buddy that you can play with like it's a pet dog: great. awesome. fun for kids. I get the appeal. Why, though, are there progression-stopping puzzles that rely on his fucking AI not breaking (It always breaks). And why won't he shut up? He's fun sometimes. The way he'll do something dumb and fox just BARELY tolerates it and eventually finds it endearing is great characterization... but if Tricky is still annoying the hell out of me by the end of the game then I no longer identify with fox and instead am angry at him for not getting this little shit to grow up a bit.
      There's cool stuff here. Fox being moored on a planet and having a Star Trek style adventure would be a really fun experience- hell the dinosaur planet stuff IS fun- but it draaaaags. The dungeons are like, entire planets that take forever.
      Honestly? I wish this was more like the forgotten rareware classic: Jet force Gemini. Gameplay/story/world would have meshed seamlessly.

  • @gaminghq97
    @gaminghq97 6 років тому +353

    You actually have a good voice. You sound like you were in drama club in high school.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 6 років тому +37

      GamingHQ he was

    • @aedof
      @aedof 5 років тому +1

      @Deez Nutz What?

    • @aedof
      @aedof 5 років тому +1

      @Ryan Miller You're not bright, huh? Notice that I was replying to a comment that is no longer there?

    • @buddyguy4723
      @buddyguy4723 5 років тому +3

      ahead of his time he was....

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +2

      Try his Fireworks video

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 Рік тому +12

    Rewatching this, Jon’s humor has stayed true to itself I feel, like he’s just gotten better but the core of it is still the same wackyness.

  • @ZomIIXC
    @ZomIIXC 8 років тому +33

    Is anyone else as impressed as i was that Jacques was able to hold on during Jon's opening rant?

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 5 років тому +138

    I thought it was an enjoyable game even though they shoved starfox into it so it could sell. Also I'm pretty sure Falco shows up towards the end of the game.

    • @InquisitorShepard
      @InquisitorShepard 4 роки тому +13

      More precisely at the very end when fighting the final boss.

    • @daveinthegrave2703
      @daveinthegrave2703 4 роки тому +9

      This game was best of its time.
      Especially Assault!
      And yeah literally right at the last person of completion of the game......Falco appears.

  • @TheBanana93
    @TheBanana93 9 років тому +234

    Man I fucking loved this game as a kid the graphics blew my mind.. i mean look at that water. I thought it was pretty good...

    • @Smole667
      @Smole667 9 років тому

      ***** Uhuhuhuh u su funny..

    • @thefinalpotato8607
      @thefinalpotato8607 9 років тому +5

      ***** EXACTLY! why do you think wind waker had water EVERYWHERE. cuz they loved water

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 9 років тому

      ***** shh alright

    • @rocketsummer
      @rocketsummer 9 років тому +2

      Are you that Miiverse user who buys every single game and just makes posts about how pretty the water is?

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 9 років тому +2

      Deku Scrubber Yes.

  • @TheTrueEvilSpud
    @TheTrueEvilSpud 2 роки тому +27

    The ending to this video is extremely comfy

  • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
    @robxholicfoxyfan8552 5 років тому +284

    I think it probably wasn't as bad as everyone thinks it was. If it remained dinosaur planet it wouldn't be as hated. Even if everything was the same gameplay wise.

    • @ShonkySquad
      @ShonkySquad 5 років тому +23

      RobXHolic FoxyFan I tried this game again early this year, but honestly the gameplay isn’t the best either. It’s really unclear what you’re supposed to do at many times so I gave up.
      I never played any of the other Star Fox games so I’m not even comparing them

    • @gamingyoshifanatic4082
      @gamingyoshifanatic4082 5 років тому +17

      I wonder how a standalone new Dinosaur Planet franchise for Nintendo would look like now. Maybe it could have been an interesting series, but I dunno.

    • @TubeOfLaughes
      @TubeOfLaughes 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah, I remember this game well. And it wasn't terrible. Just....very generic. Entertaining, but really leaving you absolutely no reason to play through it again. And the final climax was completely silly and felt totally shoehorned in. But eh, we did get krystal out of it soooo kinda win?

    • @TubeOfLaughes
      @TubeOfLaughes 4 роки тому +4

      @GamingYoshi Fanatic Seems like it would be a cool franchise for Nintendo to look into. I bet they could do something cool with it. Long as there's no lingering legal issues to work out with Rare over it.

    • @nothingforyouhere418
      @nothingforyouhere418 4 роки тому +3

      No, this game was retarded trash. Maybe if you were one of those kids with a dinosaur obsession.. but everyone else wanted a real starfox game, not this half assed cash grab

  • @HARBINGER8752
    @HARBINGER8752 6 років тому +281

    11:18 it's *actually* just the death sound for Imps in DOOM
    ...really?
    they couldn't think of anything better than that?

  • @MythrilZenith
    @MythrilZenith 8 років тому +51

    If you get to the *VERY* end of the game,
    *(Spoilers for anyone who actually cares which is probably nobody but hey)*
    Falco comes back in the boss fight with Andross... Yeah, I can't remember how they explained him being there. I feel like they did a villain-swap and said that Andross was telling General Scales what to do the entire time... Anyway you fight Andross in an on-rails Arwing section and Falco comes in to help by giving you bomb powerups. That's about it.
    So *technically* they didn't get rid of him. Technically. But hey, if I saw how fat & lazy the rest of the star fox crew had gotten I would go solo too.

    • @badkitty785
      @badkitty785 6 років тому

      JON NEEDS TO SEE THIS! It could change his mind.

  • @your_name_here2158
    @your_name_here2158 Рік тому +20

    I remember feeling this way. I played Starfox 64 growing up and it was one of my favorite. Makes me understand why I didn't finish this one. 64 better

  • @suptestman
    @suptestman 8 років тому +1619

    0:37 One of the Annotations: "I don't actually smoke"
    This Motherfucker bought a whole pack of cigarettes for one Joke
    Ladies and Gentlement, Jontron

    • @ElynourRummyng
      @ElynourRummyng 8 років тому +99

      nope. it wasn't intended for the joke. he went to the supermarket drunk after getting off of the plane, and randomly bought the cigarettes.

    • @suptestman
      @suptestman 8 років тому +147

      Well, Either way.
      Ladies and Gentlemen, jontron

    • @rjdavis6195
      @rjdavis6195 8 років тому +6

      +crossfireultra2000 wow really

    • @wyattmcalister2755
      @wyattmcalister2755 8 років тому +68

      A whole $5 for a joke what an expense.

    • @suptestman
      @suptestman 8 років тому +41

      Wyatt McAlister $5 that could have been used for Foot long sub at subway

  • @moonlightwite
    @moonlightwite 10 років тому +24

    I see Starfox Adventures as something that most people would view Super Mario Sunshine. They decide to make a game that is essentially a spin-off of the original series totally different from the main games, and everyone either gets pissed off or they love it.
    Also, since it's called Starfox ADVENTURES you could probably expect to do some adventuring on a random planet instead of shooting stuff in space.

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 3 роки тому +50

    YO. Dropping this comment on the day the Dinosaur Planet game drops. Hope you get a chance to play it, Jon!

    • @CarlosianBigWang
      @CarlosianBigWang 3 роки тому +7

      I genuinely hope Jon still plays games, the world is just a little bit more empty since he stopped doing game reviews lol

  • @Thomi92
    @Thomi92 8 років тому +728

    I actually liked Star Fox Adventures. Never really understood the hate. It was no Ocarina of Time, but it was an alright game.

    • @acapybaran
      @acapybaran 8 років тому +131

      But it wasn't really a Starfox game. That's the problem

    • @Thomi92
      @Thomi92 8 років тому +58

      Asa Sparks I personally didnt mind that. I didn't really want a Star Fox game, never really liked the old one.

    • @Thomi92
      @Thomi92 8 років тому +44

      Tattle Boad My family didnt have infinite money when i was a kid, and when i had to choose between zelda and starfox 64 i chose zelda. Played Starfox 64 at a friend tho, it wasnt too bad, but i'd much rather just play zelda.

    • @ThatOneIrishPerson
      @ThatOneIrishPerson 8 років тому +20

      I liked it too. Not perfect but a decent game.

    • @Thomi92
      @Thomi92 8 років тому +38

      Piña ColAda nah, not really, I had quite a few games since i already collected all my life, and I just wanted some more Zelda, It was probably the other way around since every else wanted a Star Fox game and didnt get one. I went into it with a neutral opinion and got an alright game.

  • @FurryMcMemes
    @FurryMcMemes 11 років тому +48

    I love this game. What's cool is the manual teaches you how to speak the dinosaur language.

  • @jimtimmy93
    @jimtimmy93 10 років тому +160

    am I the only one who likes this game...

    • @June28July
      @June28July 10 років тому +39

      No. I loved the game and I had played SF and SF64 prior to it.

    • @natsu_dragneel952
      @natsu_dragneel952 10 років тому +20

      I loved it too

    • @Tyanu_Khah
      @Tyanu_Khah 10 років тому +28

      Finally, some people who likes that game.

    • @nintendo1889x
      @nintendo1889x 10 років тому +14

      Same here :D

    • @teemuhemminki7262
      @teemuhemminki7262 10 років тому +34

      It has it's flaws, but I loved it. This review shows the bad side of "angry reviewers", they have to exaggerate problems to give us content.

  • @GN-dp7ej
    @GN-dp7ej 9 місяців тому +3

    This era of Jontron was peak. I remember watching this and the banjo kazooie video and I was instantly hooked. What’s even more special is I relate because I grew up with the games he played: God bless Jontron.

  • @jacihill7789
    @jacihill7789 5 років тому +14

    I still have this game and love replaying it every once in a while.

  • @SomeGuy-cn5vm
    @SomeGuy-cn5vm 8 років тому +248

    Aw... Looks like he didn't get too far into the game. That's too bad, there's soooooo much more to complain about. Lightfoot village, Tricky's racism towards cloudrunners, the Crystal innuendos, the level design completely falling apart near the end, Falco, the final boss...

    • @tylerchenoweth5017
      @tylerchenoweth5017 8 років тому +10

      Some Guy I was wondering why Falco hasn't appeared yet... Oh no please dont tell me they didn't ruin his character model like the others

    • @mani_icon3135
      @mani_icon3135 7 років тому +19

      Tyler Chenoweth Falco is transformed in a Deus Ex Machina at the end

    • @tylerchenoweth5017
      @tylerchenoweth5017 7 років тому +3

      MariGamer Uh, English? I never seen or played deus ex

    • @mani_icon3135
      @mani_icon3135 7 років тому +29

      Tyler Chenoweth Oh sorry. English is not my native language. What i meant is that Falco just apears in the end to save the day at the last moment

    • @tylerchenoweth5017
      @tylerchenoweth5017 7 років тому +7

      MariGamer I didn't mean that I was being sarcastic. Like I said, I never played nor seen Deus ex

  • @leovinci6155
    @leovinci6155 7 років тому +63

    I LOVE the parody of "Waltz for Eva and Che" from Evita at 13:22. Perfect. 10/10. Beautiful. Two thumbs up.

  • @mostsanestoneyplaysfan7931
    @mostsanestoneyplaysfan7931 2 роки тому +35

    "SHUT UP BIRD" that still makes me laugh 10 years later

  • @Luna-Fox
    @Luna-Fox 8 років тому +146

    Falco was in the game, he appeared to help you with the final boss.

    • @SheepFace
      @SheepFace 8 років тому +30

      Jon wouldn't know. He didn't play enough of it

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 8 років тому +2

      he left the team because he wasn't getting paid enough

    • @birdcar7808
      @birdcar7808 8 років тому

      That's not enough Falco.

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit 8 років тому +14

      That ain't Falco

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 8 років тому +1

      *****
      then who is it?

  • @blackarrancar909
    @blackarrancar909 9 років тому +278

    YO WHERE MY NIGGA FALCO AT.? HOW DID THEY FORGET TO PUT THE MAIN CHARACTER IN HIS OWN GAME. ITS NOT CALLED STARFALCO FOR NOTHING

    • @blackarrancar909
      @blackarrancar909 9 років тому +76

      I was just informed that the game is called starfox. disregard my last sentence on my previous comment

    • @SupaKoopa1
      @SupaKoopa1 9 років тому +40

      THAT AIN'T FALCO. THAT AIN'T FALCO.

    • @Mik3R0b
      @Mik3R0b 9 років тому +12

      kazoojar WHERE YOU AT!!

    • @Fighter_Builder
      @Fighter_Builder 9 років тому +2

      He's in the ending of the game. Turns out he was taking a vacation throughout the course of your adventure.

    • @thereorayshow
      @thereorayshow 9 років тому

      Enraged Soul Go read the comic "goodbye dear falco" It's here somewhere.

  • @charlestimmerman7355
    @charlestimmerman7355 8 років тому +120

    Starfox assault is my favorite starfox game

    • @bigz4349
      @bigz4349 8 років тому +2

      Same!

    • @trueblueryu5713
      @trueblueryu5713 8 років тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 8 років тому +3

      Minus the tedious ground missions, it could have been better.
      Seriously Namco, at least ONE linear ground mission.

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 8 років тому +1

      *****
      I've played licensed games that had better level design and controls than Assault.

    • @Kunio
      @Kunio 8 років тому

      Best Multiplayer in the series by far

  • @cheesemeister9610
    @cheesemeister9610 3 роки тому +10

    Happy 10 year anniversary to this video, can’t believe he’s been here this long

  • @faultywind5311
    @faultywind5311 6 років тому +29

    i love how jontrons humour is still funny even in this current year, he really is timeless

  • @Isarrot
    @Isarrot 10 років тому +44

    bu...bu...but i really liked that game... :'( (of course i was a kid and knew nothing about starfox but the ship)

    • @Isarrot
      @Isarrot 10 років тому +2

      yep... anyway... esch one has their own will and power i say

    • @NEETfreak1
      @NEETfreak1 10 років тому +6

      I loved it too but I always felt even back then that it didn't feel like a proper sequel and the actual spaceship gameplay was kind of bad.

  • @PurpleDragon1995
    @PurpleDragon1995 8 років тому +72

    This was my very first Star Fox game, so I never had that problem with the departure from the original gameplay. Though i do admit it would have been cooler had they just stuck with making it a brand new IP.

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 8 років тому +4

      Adventures is also better than Assault.

    • @RebornGamers
      @RebornGamers 8 років тому

      Same

    • @deathlegionair
      @deathlegionair 8 років тому +7

      Sunlight Blaze blame nintendo for it. Rare was gonna make it an original ip and had it built for the most part.. but then nintendo's like, nope, its gonna be a star fox game with mc cloud as the main character while krystal is kept as a damsel in partial distress.

    • @cbayer5012
      @cbayer5012 7 років тому

      Same m9

  • @jayst
    @jayst 6 місяців тому +10

    I have now wondered for over a decade what the heck the “great cleansing of Rodrigo Sanchez” means

  • @ootfan7882
    @ootfan7882 6 років тому +566

    Blue Boobed McFurry dream, also known as Krystal. Lmao

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 5 років тому +36

      Yeeeah....... she was a furry artist's wet dream.

    • @hermitpurple3224
      @hermitpurple3224 5 років тому +21

      Ya that was weird welp get your pitchforks folks it's time to go on a crusade

    • @jeremiahwright4450
      @jeremiahwright4450 5 років тому +16

      A furry before furries existed? Bruh

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 5 років тому +14

      @@jeremiahwright4450 But if you think about it, Bugs Bunny in drag was probably the first furry someone fapped to back in the 60's.

    • @tyschuc2647
      @tyschuc2647 5 років тому +12

      pkleaf furries have been around since 1973

  • @MasterSorez
    @MasterSorez 9 років тому +60

    This is actually the only starfox game I like ;-;

    • @MrMinkfan
      @MrMinkfan 9 років тому

      Gilmore Mizzi dont worry bro i feel you

    • @MrClassyDragon
      @MrClassyDragon 9 років тому +6

      Gilmore Mizzi Get out....

    • @MasterSorez
      @MasterSorez 9 років тому

      MrClassyDragon Really? :v

    • @BonziBUDDY
      @BonziBUDDY 9 років тому +18

      Gilmore Mizzi Because of blue tits mcfurrydream?

    • @PusoPimpOVER9000
      @PusoPimpOVER9000 9 років тому

      Gilmore Mizzi I liked it too

  • @DiggerDeeper01
    @DiggerDeeper01 10 років тому +17

    13:23 This is the sound of Jon Tron giving up on life.

    • @frogman9721
      @frogman9721 10 років тому

      is joooooooooooon not jooooooooooohn

  • @RyanMork018
    @RyanMork018 4 роки тому +20

    The line at 1:37 has always been a hidden gem for me in this video. “I’m gonna tell *your* mom what you did to *me* !” I can remember “threatening” my friends with that whenever they were about to tell on me. 😂

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 Рік тому +3

      I feel like this line has always been kind of underacknowledged so I'm glad you brought it up

  • @TobikunOuO
    @TobikunOuO 9 років тому +67

    new star fox game coming for the Wii U :3

    • @TASouthpaw
      @TASouthpaw 9 років тому +25

      Cormag Moonstone-General draw a u on it

    • @trainknut
      @trainknut 9 років тому +2

      xXSpitFireXx
      Tape a WiiMote to an iPad and draw a U on the side of it.

    • @slasher80809
      @slasher80809 9 років тому

      T isn't it was just a fan hoax

    • @TobikunOuO
      @TobikunOuO 9 років тому

      slasher80809
      what are you talking about?

    • @slasher80809
      @slasher80809 9 років тому

      Tobi kun I assume you are talking about star fox horizon

  • @WildGamer1996game
    @WildGamer1996game 6 років тому +131

    has anyone happened to tell him there was a game after StarFox Adventures called StarFox Assault?

    • @vaulsea3992
      @vaulsea3992 5 років тому +4

      I had thought the same. xD Still confused whether he still doesn't know or not .-.

    • @awesomesauce5974
      @awesomesauce5974 5 років тому +29

      Starfox Assault was awesome, i personally loved it

    • @ravens52raylewis87
      @ravens52raylewis87 5 років тому +11

      @@awesomesauce5974 same it's one of my favorite games for the Gamecube and my favorite game from the series in general

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 4 роки тому +3

      EXCEPT FOR STAR FOX ASSAULT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • @thyavenger9517
      @thyavenger9517 4 роки тому +3

      @Tom Portengen -I'm curious, what's your damage?-
      Edit: Please disregard this.

  • @drakevegas7073
    @drakevegas7073 8 років тому +769

    I think the fictional language thing sounds stupid because it sounds so unnatural. The voice talent enunciates EVERY syllable, and it sounds like garbage. If they actually spoke with a flow, it'd sound like watching a movie with people speaking a foreign language, and it'd be all right.

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 8 років тому +84

      Drake Vegas
      "GONGA DRUNGA BOKNKU GENERAL SCALES!" Basically the whole game.

    • @thelonewanderer4830
      @thelonewanderer4830 8 років тому +42

      Tyler Falcon YAKA GEO KRAZOA PALACE

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 8 років тому +23

      Doge Doge
      YAKO GOUA KRYSTAL

    • @ChristopherMcLarenExperience
      @ChristopherMcLarenExperience 8 років тому +14

      Na that's like the intro nigga. They even speak in english for a genuine reason after about 10% of the story.

    • @polaski421
      @polaski421 7 років тому +12

      if it happens in the beginning of the game (or actually anywhere in the game) you'd think that your game is broken.

  • @SeiferA2001
    @SeiferA2001 4 роки тому +2

    Doing a marathon run of JonTron videos while sick and this instantly clicked as the first video I watched that made me aware of this dude, as well as the fact that he had something special. Pretty sure I watched this days after he uploaded it

  • @dealtanace
    @dealtanace 8 років тому +376

    Some made up languages are fitting in games. Like Skyrim

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 7 років тому +9

      What the heck are you talking about? The mess of syllables in this game are used as a language, the dragon tongue, let's be honest, is a fancier way of saying "magic words", and you are not having conversation with it, you are basically shouting magic spells that don't work at a normal value.
      The only real exception is one or two combined minutes if dragon to dragon dialogue.
      Talk about false equivalency.

    • @anlaaranilde
      @anlaaranilde 7 років тому +44

      Sahloknir, ziil gro dovah ulse! Slen tiid vo!
      Alduin, thuri! Boaan tiid vokriiha suleyksejun kruziik?
      Geh, Sahloknir, kaali mir.
      Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi. You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah. Sahloknir, krii daar joorre.
      "magic words" okay

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 7 років тому +9

      Morrowind is better than Skyrim in Germania of writing and roleplaying.

    • @Collin255
      @Collin255 7 років тому +6

      FF10

    • @Twitch380
      @Twitch380 7 років тому +2

      somtimes its not actually in ENGLISH dipshit its for us to understand herp derp so close minded moron

  • @chimanruler15
    @chimanruler15 10 років тому +10

    12:21 "I never cared so little about anything in my life."
    I lost it.

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 8 років тому +115

    It's weird... but I think I would have loved this game if it weren't a Starfox game.
    I don't know why, but that lazy injection of Starfox makes the game worse for me, somehow. Such a pity.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 8 років тому +2

      Well, I mean there'd need to be a lot more improvements, but my point is that this game took a turn for the worst (multiple times) when it looks like it had the potential to be a fun game. Its own series, even.

    • @marten7715
      @marten7715 8 років тому +10

      +LunarD3A7H That's because that's what it was meant to be. Dinosaur Planet could have been ok, but as a Starfox game, it's just disappointing.

    • @allypezz
      @allypezz 7 років тому +7

      Totally agree, seems a shame it wasn't allowed to be its own franchise

    • @imdying6926
      @imdying6926 7 років тому +1

      LunarD3A7H I didnt mind it i just thought it was kinda weird

    • @splendidfairywren9997
      @splendidfairywren9997 7 років тому +4

      just play zelda dude

  • @IconicCROSS
    @IconicCROSS 3 роки тому +1

    I cant believe this is the first JonTron video I've ever seen and it is almost 10 years old. I was a kid. Discovered game grumps through this when Jon was still there. Simpler times

  • @UltraNerdtendo64
    @UltraNerdtendo64 10 років тому +25

    Am I the only one who likes Starfox Adventures? It's one of my favourite games of all time (and the only Starfox I have ever played, sadly).

    • @klarax81
      @klarax81 10 років тому +4

      I quite liked it, but would have rather a more traditional style of start fox game.

    • @HentaiGarfield
      @HentaiGarfield 10 років тому +3

      ***** I totally get what you mean - it was the first Starfox game I ever played, and I really liked it. I still prefer it to the older Starfox games, even if the Krazoa language was really annoying to listen to

    • @nestermrcool
      @nestermrcool 10 років тому +1

      No you are not only one who liked adventures, I think they just easing us in for assault which was great,if any starfox game needs to be thrown it's starfox command

    • @Genrevideos
      @Genrevideos 10 років тому +2

      nestermrcool Yeah! Starfox Command was a shitty game. I very well enjoyed Adventures, 64, and Assault; but Command was a disgrace! In fact, Command is probably the real reason why there has not been a new Starfox game, not Adventures...

    • @alphashadowgame2549
      @alphashadowgame2549 10 років тому +2

      Isaiah Marquez After I had played through Assualt and Adventures (which I admit felt weird but it was still enjoyable) I saw the ads for Command, and had considered getting it. I never did, nor did I think of it again until now. I guess I didn't miss out on anything.

  • @REAL2222ful
    @REAL2222ful 8 років тому +85

    I actually liked Starfox Adventures a lot. It was the first ever Zelda I finished.

    • @nerdyhokagexl6570
      @nerdyhokagexl6570 8 років тому +2

      you don't say...

    • @TheMemeLiker
      @TheMemeLiker 8 років тому

      Good on ya m8. :)

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 8 років тому +1

      really? did you 100% it?

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful 8 років тому

      the vegeta gamer Yes, although it's not so hard to accomplish that on SFA (unlike other Rare games such as Donkey Kong 64)

    • @monkeyhorserider
      @monkeyhorserider 8 років тому +4

      People had to enjoy this game, the amount of porn that surrounds it is proof. That's how I discovered girl fox

  • @ChristopherOBrien
    @ChristopherOBrien 11 років тому +12

    This video was a god damned masterpiece.

  • @lorkHB
    @lorkHB 4 роки тому +9

    The way he says freedom at 15:27 still gets me 9 years later

  • @Nachtopus
    @Nachtopus 10 років тому +34

    As a StarFox game I can see why it's lackluster, but as just a game (minus the low budget), it's not half bad.

    • @Waiting4thaWroms
      @Waiting4thaWroms 10 років тому +22

      If they'd kept it as just Dinosaur Planet instead of lazily slapping on a popular nintendo IP, I think it might have been not half bad.

    • @MrTheMighty
      @MrTheMighty 10 років тому +2

      Yeah, I enjoyed it actually.

    • @KatieCannotFly
      @KatieCannotFly 10 років тому +3

      A metallica and jontron fan. I'm not alone! Mop is a great album, legendary almost

    • @Nachtopus
      @Nachtopus 10 років тому

      KatieCannotFly Didn't we meet before on one of ADoseofBuckley's videos?

    • @KatieCannotFly
      @KatieCannotFly 10 років тому +3

      metalmusician6798 Ya know what I think we have. What a coincidence! I must compliment your outstanding taste in youtubers. Also, I met Metallica last month and was on stage with them. What a world huh?

  • @Zuriki09
    @Zuriki09 11 років тому +18

    When I originally played this game it glitched out and looped the same cut-scene over and over. So I closed the game down and started it up again; same thing. So I wiped the save and started anew, same thing. I thank the game for not forcing me to suffer it's horrors and for getting me a refund. Hallelujah!

    • @PikaPicu
      @PikaPicu 11 років тому +20

      It doesn't have any "horrors." It's a pretty well made and fun action adventure game.

  • @northumbriabushcraft1208
    @northumbriabushcraft1208 5 років тому +14

    I used to love this game, it was the first star fox game I played, so I wasn't as confused.

  • @menthols4625
    @menthols4625 3 роки тому +12

    I'm on my yearly Jontron re-watch marathon. Who else is joining me?

  • @CarlTheBanan
    @CarlTheBanan 11 років тому +20

    1:51
    Yes JonTron, it is.

  • @Forkontheleft
    @Forkontheleft 8 років тому +16

    i like the game, played it in the childhoods, can see an understand all the points he makes; but the best is the only reason i found this video is i rewatched jon's Nuts N Bolts episode lmao

  • @bippityboppity4322
    @bippityboppity4322 3 роки тому +1

    It’s surreal how much I remember after watching it again like 8 years later. These videos definitely shaped my sense of humor.

  • @shawnjoss3744
    @shawnjoss3744 6 років тому +182

    0:05 Everyone please stand, take off your hats, and put your hand over your heart for the national anthem

  • @guikoi3101
    @guikoi3101 6 років тому +45

    When I played this game as a kid Krystal turned me into a furry. I have now recovered (not really)