8 years later... and I FINALLY understand the blue and purple pants... they were for the other 2 bars that Jon never needed to use because pressing A works better
+SonicViperGaming I suppose that is unless he shrugs right? But in all honesty the intent is he is not known of or simply not cared for but Aquaman is rather important to DC comics as being the only hero in sea and on land but his powers are based on his aquatic surrounding thus bad for land fighting making the assumption that he is not useful at all
To be fair Atlas was holding up the sky because he was one of the Titans that lost to Zeus, Hades and Poseidon during the war. So people don't care for him because he was an "evil" god that was only holding up the sky as punishment.
yea but he does't seem to be protecting the great barrier reef very well :d I hope he will protect those fish a little more, or maybe in the comics he is, who knows?
Diana Fronsdahl Breakdancing earthquake is a good way to describe Jon's dancing. that, or him having a seizure while sitting down, or maybe him trying to do the Charlie Brown dance, again while sitting.
@@crimsondynamo615 Google literally bought youtube the year after it was released. They made that UI. People think they miss that interface, but they don't.
"Please, if you're an Aquaman fan and you know the reason behind this hookhand fanfiction, step one: Email me the reason or leave a concise comment below!" Your heart skips a beat as you hear those words. Finally, the time has come. Your extensive knowledge of Aquaman lore will finally serve you well. Oh, how you've longed to hear those sweet, sweet words all your life. You immediately scroll down to the comments section and eagerly begin typing an in-depth explanation of Aquaman's oft-forgotten prosthesis. But hark, another step! You pause mid-sentence and scroll back up to the video. You eagerly await the next step of the plan that might give your life a purpose in this discordant, chaotic existence. "Step two," you hear JonTron say. You are filled with anticipation. You feel faint. "Fuck you," Jon says. You are silent. You can barely process the two words that Jon has uttered. You slump down in your chair, defeated. It was all for naught. As you somberly delete the beginning of your Aquaman thesis you had typed into the comment box, a single tear rolls down your cheek. It was too good to be true. Perhaps your nigh-endless comprehension of the Aquaman mythos was simply never meant to be shared. Perhaps only you have the capacity to retain such information. With resolution, you click away from "Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis - JonTron." You have been hurt in a way you never thought you could be. Perhaps you will find another purpose in life, perhaps not. Either way, you have forsaken Aquaman. He is now no more important to you than he was to the rest of the DC fanbase. More tears drip from your face, salty as the very water your former hero resided in. You close your eyes and take a deep breath. "‘Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all," you say, your heart heavy, yet also strangely light. You are free now. You have let go.
Aquaman loses his hand when Charybdis steals his ability to communicate with sea life and sticks Arthur's hand into a piranha-infested pool which results in the loss(Aquaman (1994 series) #2)
***** Yes in the Justice League cartoon, but he actually cut off his hand to save his son after his evil brother overtook the throne. Then he sent Auqaman & son to their doom down a sliding rock into lava. (He was chained to the rock and had to cut off his hand to get out.) We just watched that episode today!! :D
The ironic part is that outside of this old cartoon, Aquaman is rather badass: - He can survive in pressures that would crumble submarines like a candy wrapper. - Being able to survive this pressure also makes him very strong. Not quite enough to punch out Supes, but at least he can throw the Titanic at him. - He effectively owns the oceans, aka the majority of Earth - All undersea creatures are his to command, including whales, hordes of sharks, giant squids and any cthulhuesque nightmare the writer can come up with - And then there his army of loyal Atlantean soldiers, who have far more advanced weaponry than the people on land. Sadly, Aquaman never had someone like Tim Burton change his mainstream image. (Seriously, if Batman was just a bit less popular back in the day, most of us would only know him as Adam West)
Thing is Atlantis is, as far as I know, the only thing resembling a human society underwater that Aquaman can interact with, and that obviously doesn't span the entire ocean. Sure, the underwater ecosystem is pretty diverse, but without the diversity in humanoid societies to match that of the surface world, Aquaman's exploits are bound to get monotonous no matter what you try.
@@spimbles No, I'm 37. It has been a long time, and seems to move ever faster as you age. Also, JT has always been for a more mature audience. Imo, at least
XD i remember the very first video i watched, it was from markiplier and i was on my playstation when i was watching him and then oh wait nobody fucking cares ;_;
That brings up an interesting question. What would happen if Cthulhu woke up in the DC Universe. Would Aquaman be able to contain him? Would he just go crazy like people normally do? I'm actually curious, because Cthulhu looks kind of like a sea creature, but he's from a different Universe thing
What if Aquaman and Atlantis were worshipping cthullu the whole time and no one bothered to find out their religion. They're just waiting for him to wake up and keeping the ocean safe for him.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I'm gonna crash into this comment section to answer this question, but actually, Aquaman wouldn't be able to control Cthulhu (as far as my knowledge on Aquaman goes) because Cthulhu is actually from space, not our ocean, he just resides underwater and has an affinity for it. Now Godzilla Aquaman could totally control! I hope that helps!
I actually kind of miss hook hand Aquaman (who, by the way, yeah, that's a real thing from the comics) because as cool as Aquaman is now, edgy 90s Aquaman was just an overcompensaed badass in a charming way.
Give it time every aquaman loses his hand somehow, so i say if he hasnt gotten his hook hand already it will be back in 2018, too bad we might not get the aquamullet ever again
Level 1: oh no Atlantis is being attacked by these guys! Level 2: Oh No! Atlantis is being attacked by these guys! Level 3: *Ohh! Noo! Atlantis is being attacked by these guyss!*
I know this is a joke, but fuck you, I'm ruining it anyways. The secret character is Ocean Master, the main antagonist of the story and Aquaman's brother.
To be fair, both Superman 64 and Aquaman Battle For Atlantis were butchered beyond belief by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who probably tried to program the whole doggone thing in a week.
Poor Aquaman. One lame cartoon and now EVERYONE (or at least everyone who hasn't read comics or seen the good shows he has been in) thinks he sucks. Even though, you know, he can call upon sharks and sea monsters, has bullet resistant skin, can lift a building over his head, can control water and technically owns two thirds of the planet.
Aquaman is like a battleship. Pretty impressive in the water, worthless on land. Which would be fine if most comics actually took place in the water, but with only a handful of exceptions (most of which are custom-tailored to Aquaman,) comics take place on land or in space, both of which are far more heavily populated.
Um, no, Aquaman isn't that useless on land. Again, super-strength, durability, plus he could make a sword out of the water particles in the air and slice you in two, or just impala you with the TRIDENT OF POSEIDON that he caries around.
Little pip avatar... Fallout Equestria... note: Fallout Equestria does not represent Fallout or its community in any way... it represent the brony community( i honestly don`t have anything against them) but... i hate when people think they know stuff about Fallout because of FoE... its just outrageous
***** well yeah that is obvious... but FoE tries to be dark all the time... Fallout does not take that aproach so much... specially if you are a 1 inteligent character in Fo1 and 2
I know I'm late to this, but... that was actually my FAVORITE level in Star Fox 64. There were allies flying around you could save, lots of enemies. Only level in the game that made me feel like I was actually flying in a war rather just on a rail. Ah, memories...
No the turtle produced his “love sauce” and when mixed with the water at that temperature and at that pressure it turned in to a hard sticky substance like cumcrete
Fuck me. Aqua Man had his hand eaten by piranhas. The cartoon version is more badass because he and his baby were strapped to a boulder and falling into the Earth's core. So to save himself and his baby, he took the little "A" off his belt, cut his own hand off , saved his baby, and took his throne back.
"I would appreciate it if you'd watch even more of my videos so I could finally afford that bicycle" *clicks link* *video unavailable* I'm sorry, Jon, I really wanted you to have that bicycle! :(
I had this game... my aunt got aqaman for me for xmiss, cause it was like 5 dollars. worth Christmas gift ever. until video game reviews like jontron came along I really thought I was the only one that hated this game. I really tried to like this game, everything Jon said about this game is exactly how I felt when I first played this game.
aquaman's baby was in trouble... yadda yadda yadda.... aquaman goes to save him.... yadda yadda yadda... aquaman's hand gets stuck in some rocks.... yadda yadda yadda... he cuts it off. *The End*
Vod chafaan Karl Drogo. Vod chafaan. mae laz't rhellaya mae ajjin. mae's dead (if for some reason you don't speak dothraki then plz use a dothraki to english translator
and even worse, the babies are called ANGELS. Here's a quote from the commercial. "That little angle is making strongness, that little angle is making softness, that little angel says WEEEEE". yep
Customizable UA-cam backgrounds, pretty awesome. I made one for myself but after Google shoved it's plus sign down our throats they forced us to use the new banner thing now. Kinda sad.
@@AutizmoGaming I think it's a pun on Chicken Parmesan but with perfume in the name It's a food dish and it's super good Chicken Parmesan I mean not the Chicken Permission
You know, for all his weirdness and the way people make fun of him, Aquaman actually has a pretty special power. He can communicate with Cthulhu, krakens, the Leviathan... Any mythological creature that lives in the ocean. He can communicate with them and possibly control them. That's enough for me. ...Also his latest reboot is pretty hot.
You know that not only is Cthulu much bigger than anyone's ability to comprehend a physical concept like the ocean, but that he's also not a sea creature, right?
Wtf was it with gamecube back then? Aquaman: battle for atlantis Spongebob Squarepants: battle for bikini bottom Except battle for bikini bottom was actually a pretty good game.
I've watched around ten of your videos now. Your videos aren't laugh out loud funny, but believe me when I say the style in which they're made I find hilarious to watch. Like it's the kind of thing where you don't laugh but you acknowledge that the person is doing a great job. I could watch these all day! Thanks for all of your effort!
i dunno....the avgn seems too....extreme for my taste...oh did i say extreme? i meant gross and slightly terrifying...i am seriously worried about him...wether he's really like that or pretending
For your complaint about the hook hand: You've never watch the episode of the 2000s Justice League cartoon episode where he sacrificed his hand to save his infant child, have you? He was actually really awesome in that cartoon.
0:57 “All the things I could’ve been... All the things I didn’t get a chance to say; Jacques, I love you man, I wish I could’ve been a better woman to ya.” wat 😂
I dont think the developers should be blamed for this... What usually happens with these types of games is a studio (lucky chicken) comes out of the industry, fresh and ready to make games. Since they have no experience, they are forced to take contracts that they know are bad, yet have no choice because they just dont have any fucking money. From what I've seen, most developers openly admit that they knew the games they made would be horrible and that they were ashamed to work on things like this... And once a studio is used as a trash bin where bad game licenses are deposited, it enters a cycle where every company sees the studio as a place to pump out popular licenses. Then, they never get a real contract that they care about, and are consistently forced to make horrible games because they need the contract money. This practice has pretty much been existent for the entirety of the gaming industry. However, there are examples of a few studios who have broken this chain where, instead of a trash license that they didn't care about, they were given a contract for a game that they had a passion for. For instance, look at Double Helix, whose previous contracts included things like Green Lantern and GI Joe... They were given a contract to remake an old fighting game called killer instinct. They realized the opportunity to break the cycle, and went all-out for that game, and it turned out pretty fucking good. But in the end, this is what happens to an underwhelming minority of studios. Most just continue their existence, pumping out barbie or aquaman games. They know what they make is horrible, yet they're forced to keep going. Cut them some slack. It sucks to be in a position like that.
A Gamecube game crashed. A _Gamecube_ game crashed. Sonic 06 never crashed. Superman 64 didn't crash! Big Rigs never.....oh wait it did. How come this isn't one of those infamous "worst games ever"?
mushroomdude123 That was actually his disc being scratched up. That's the message that plays whenever a scratched up GameCube game can't be read by the GameCube. The game normally doesn't crash if it's not scratched. I sadly know this because I did a full playthough of it on my channel...and I will say it is the worst thing I've ever beaten. >.
I guess the only people that find Aquaman cool are the hardcore fans, Aquaman does alot more than swim. Aquaman has telepathic powers, Which he can control people with. His trident can cut superman. He can send out a low pitch frequency that can hurt superman. He has strong skin not impenetrable by bullets (maybe low caliber) but damn near impenetrable skin. Stamina. Strength. He can jump high. He can control the seven seas. He can control all animals not just fish. He lost his hand to manta, In some versions he has a hook, in others he has a hand made of water or ice.
pedro ayala You are so wrong, aqua is a latin word. Water in Spanish is agua, with a "g". Close, but very different. Romance languages have similar roots due to having ties to Latin.
Actually, Aquaman did have a hook hand for a period in the 90s. It's around the time that he started becoming a legit badass (He was one of the few 90s comics where tacked-on grimdarkness actually worked)
Master That Guy The New52 universe, for one. The universe where he defended the entire American continent from being sunk beneath the sea by the armies of Atlantis.
summoning a giant sea turtle, huh?... well at least it makes more sense than in a different episode I think aqualad said "Aquaman the ocean is on fire!!!"
Back before Google+, yah know Jon's statement about point of view in Stair Fax Temperatures with the "I got stabbed in the head with one sword but that guy got stabbed with two swords so my life isn't so bad" applies to UA-cam Updates. Practically every single one of the updates screws up UA-cam and makes us long for the previous one because it wasn't as bad. X_x
Aquaman is one of my favorite superheroes and most people that make fun of him dont know anything about him and only do it because they see other people do it all the time.
That was the Aquaman from the Justice League cartoon show. He has that hook hand because he had to cut his own hand off in order to save his infant son. CHECK DIS GEEK OUT!!! But he was only in a total of three episodes in the original series. The spin-off had a few appearances, but not enough for a damn game!
Every version of aquaman loses his hand, sometimes because he had to cut it off, sometimes its a battle wound, one time he lost it fighting a kraken, and best of all he gave it up in one to seal cthulhu for another decade
I recently discovered another one of Aquaman's powers. He has the ability to, possibly, rejuvenate the DC Cinematic Universe with his stand alone film.
Here's the irony, as of today, aquaman stands as the best movie in the DCEU run of movies. Kinda proves a point of, it doesn't matter how goofy a concept is, as long as you have good directors, writers and actors, you can make anything entertaining.
Bruh yes! I never cared about Aquaman as a kid, I was not a fan at all. But when I saw the DC live action movie I fuckin LOVED it! I mean it felt so grandiose, so massive in scale, like a super hero adventure quest akin to something like lord of the rings, I watched it like three times and I almost never rewatch super hero movies.
Its strange because I've been a UA-cam user since 2010 and I cannot even remember what it looked like by memory. I remember once upon a time you could actually dislike comments. Now people get so easily offended that they removed the dislike button to avoid making people feel bad I guess. Which is literally retarded.
@@ryman1933 But the dislike button still exists? On the same notes, if there's three things I miss from the UA-cam days of old, it's the yellow subscription button, the five star rating system, and the small little channel banners you could have above your videos next to your username, which they got rid of around 2012 iirc
8 years later... and I FINALLY understand the blue and purple pants... they were for the other 2 bars that Jon never needed to use because pressing A works better
Oh god, how did you find out?
@@thetamaximum1901 I looked at the top corner of the screen... Every time Jon did certain things the bars would go down... That's pretty much it
@@obsessivelyobsessed5263 It's the little things. Nice observation btw I would have never got that
I just noticed the same thiiiiiing
I only figured that out because the gold pants were used for health and made an educated guess about the other two.
Jaques sure is a chill-ass bird. Jon just shakes all the fuck around and he just sits there doin his thing.
I imagine with his other worldly birdliness he has gotten used to Jon...
his wings are clipped
Yeah and he never squakes either.
And he never shits on him. I need a diaper for mine.
Merrick Brown of course he doesn't poop he's a robit
It kind of feels like Aquaman is highly underrated he's the only one protecting 70% of the Earths surface
+shnapoodle like Atlas in mythology. He holds up the entire sky and nobody gives a sh*t about him.
+SonicViperGaming I suppose that is unless he shrugs right? But in all honesty the intent is he is not known of or simply not cared for but Aquaman is rather important to DC comics as being the only hero in sea and on land but his powers are based on his aquatic surrounding thus bad for land fighting making the assumption that he is not useful at all
To be fair Atlas was holding up the sky because he was one of the Titans that lost to Zeus, Hades and Poseidon during the war. So people don't care for him because he was an "evil" god that was only holding up the sky as punishment.
yea but he does't seem to be protecting the great barrier reef very well :d I hope he will protect those fish a little more, or maybe in the comics he is, who knows?
+Enuma Elish still his job was kinda important
I love how Jacque doesn't even get fazed by Jon wiggling around like a breakdancing earthquake... 🦆
Diana Fronsdahl Breakdancing earthquake is a good way to describe Jon's dancing. that, or him having a seizure while sitting down, or maybe him trying to do the Charlie Brown dance, again while sitting.
He's a pretty chill birb
I’m sorry but breakdancing earthquake is the best words I’ve ever hears
"breakdancing earthquake" my new favorite saying.
Don’t you mean _”Jacques”_ ?
Watching this in 2021 and seeing that old UA-cam interface gave me so much nostalgia
That interface was cooler
Those were the days
God the days when UA-cam wasn’t made a zombiefied corporate shell by google
watching this in 2022 i was looking for this comment...
@@crimsondynamo615 Google literally bought youtube the year after it was released. They made that UI. People think they miss that interface, but they don't.
"Please, if you're an Aquaman fan and you know the reason behind this hookhand fanfiction, step one: Email me the reason or leave a concise comment below!"
Your heart skips a beat as you hear those words. Finally, the time has come. Your extensive knowledge of Aquaman lore will finally serve you well. Oh, how you've longed to hear those sweet, sweet words all your life. You immediately scroll down to the comments section and eagerly begin typing an in-depth explanation of Aquaman's oft-forgotten prosthesis. But hark, another step! You pause mid-sentence and scroll back up to the video. You eagerly await the next step of the plan that might give your life a purpose in this discordant, chaotic existence. "Step two," you hear JonTron say. You are filled with anticipation. You feel faint.
"Fuck you," Jon says.
You are silent. You can barely process the two words that Jon has uttered. You slump down in your chair, defeated. It was all for naught. As you somberly delete the beginning of your Aquaman thesis you had typed into the comment box, a single tear rolls down your cheek. It was too good to be true. Perhaps your nigh-endless comprehension of the Aquaman mythos was simply never meant to be shared. Perhaps only you have the capacity to retain such information.
With resolution, you click away from "Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis - JonTron." You have been hurt in a way you never thought you could be. Perhaps you will find another purpose in life, perhaps not. Either way, you have forsaken Aquaman. He is now no more important to you than he was to the rest of the DC fanbase. More tears drip from your face, salty as the very water your former hero resided in. You close your eyes and take a deep breath. "‘Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all," you say, your heart heavy, yet also strangely light. You are free now. You have let go.
I'm Sorry, Man.
this Brooke my heart tbh
Bread Cat x3 Cool! I Was About To Correct That, Anyway!
that was beotifuul
"you're tearing me apart, Aquaman!"
i hate the water level
You know what I think would be a good idea? If Playtonic games tried their hand at making an Aquaman game.
I have to agree
9:55 everyone
I hate the level where you play as Aquaman.
So the whole game
Aquaman loses his hand when Charybdis steals his ability to communicate with sea life and sticks Arthur's hand into a piranha-infested pool which results in the loss(Aquaman (1994 series) #2)
Remember the 2nd rule: Fuck You
2: f you
Who cares
I legitimately want to know if this is true or if you're just bullshiting me
THANK YOU
I remember in the Justice League Animated series Aquaman lost his hand trying to protect his city so he was given a hook to replace it.
***** Thank you for saving me the trouble. :3
*****
Fuck you.
(Note: This is a joke relating to Step 2.)
***** I read that as head, I was very confused
***** Yes in the Justice League cartoon, but he actually cut off his hand to save his son after his evil brother overtook the throne. Then he sent Auqaman & son to their doom down a sliding rock into lava. (He was chained to the rock and had to cut off his hand to get out.) We just watched that episode today!! :D
I thought he cut it off to save his son (something to do with his hand being caught, and cutting it off was the fastest way to save his son)
*looks back at the old UA-cam and JonTron's channel background.*
"JonTron Updates Frequently!"
Me: Pfffft...sorry.
;-;
JustSOH yeah...
yea he really dropped good UA-cam quality
Isn't that back when UA-cam also told you when your subbed channels commented or liked videos? That'd probably count as "updating."
JustSOH sad Boi hours
The ironic part is that outside of this old cartoon, Aquaman is rather badass:
- He can survive in pressures that would crumble submarines like a candy wrapper.
- Being able to survive this pressure also makes him very strong. Not quite enough to punch out Supes, but at least he can throw the Titanic at him.
- He effectively owns the oceans, aka the majority of Earth
- All undersea creatures are his to command, including whales, hordes of sharks, giant squids and any cthulhuesque nightmare the writer can come up with
- And then there his army of loyal Atlantean soldiers, who have far more advanced weaponry than the people on land.
Sadly, Aquaman never had someone like Tim Burton change his mainstream image.
(Seriously, if Batman was just a bit less popular back in the day, most of us would only know him as Adam West)
You forgot that he can summon Cthulhu
MLP Fede
That's what I was getting at with "cthulhuesque nightmare" :3
ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!!
\(._.)/
MLP Fede
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn (^w^) !
EvilDoresh in stranger eons even death may die
“So I can finally afford a bicycle”
- JonTron
How far our boy has come.
Now he can afford TWO bicycles
He has gone from buying a bicycle to buying THE GNOME GOD
jaque stays on his shoulder surprisingly well with all his thrashing
Holy crap. Jacques is one obedient bird if he stayed on Jon's shoulder during that intro
All these years and I STILL have NO IDEA how hes such a chill bird.
@@justsomeguy1136 It's bird seed. That's all you need to know.
@@milkywayflea404 "special" bird seed if you catch my drift👀
ha I ruined the 123 like count
I need me some of dat bird seed
The hook hand wasn't fanfic, bro. It happened legit in the series. But, you know, since nobody cares about Aquaman... nobody cares.
aqua mam is a great character now though
+Epic Marigold ikr? Aqua Mam is the best superhero
Congrats! Step one complete! Step two: FUCK YOU
Thing is Atlantis is, as far as I know, the only thing resembling a human society underwater that Aquaman can interact with, and that obviously doesn't span the entire ocean. Sure, the underwater ecosystem is pretty diverse, but without the diversity in humanoid societies to match that of the surface world, Aquaman's exploits are bound to get monotonous no matter what you try.
Man, seeing old UA-cam is crazy. I'll say it again, JonTrons videos are timeless.
I Agree. I Miss Old Early 2000s UA-cam. And These Old JonTron Videos As Well. His New Ones Are Phenomenal As Well.
@@InklingFan77Mettaton1936 UA-cam wasn’t invented in the early 2000s, you mean the late 2000s
@@MattDeRac I Meant That Yes. Apologies For The Mistake. UA-cam Was Made In 2005 Though And That Is Kind Of Close To Early 2000s.
you must be hella young lol im 19 and i grew up on these vids
@@spimbles No, I'm 37. It has been a long time, and seems to move ever faster as you age.
Also, JT has always been for a more mature audience. Imo, at least
Ocean man
Take me by the hand
Lead me to the land
That you understand
Fuck yeah
OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HOOK
Why is the Sonic live action movie in my Jontron video
@@thermax44 OCEAN MAN, STEP TWO, FUCK YOU
no just no
Its time to stop
Seeing the 2012 youtube homepage is really nostalgic...
Roody Tooty "JonTron uploads frequently!"
@@racheldilts7690 *updates
XD i remember the very first video i watched, it was from markiplier and i was on my playstation when i was watching him and then oh wait nobody fucking cares ;_;
@@Disapointed_Luigi tank you
Aquaman had his hand eaten by piranhas in the 90's. I don't know any context and I don't care enough to research.
Joe Morgan The less context you give us the more hilarious that sounds.
Philly Wonken XD
+Philly Wonken WHEN WHAT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
This video was made after the New 52 comics were made.
The New 52 comics are GREAT!
+Joe Morgan His hand...was eaten...by piranhas. Aquaman. The guy who can talk to fish...lost his hand...to piranhas. A maze ing.
I think Aquaman is a bit underappreciated. This guy could be keeping the mass armies of Cthulhu and his kin at bey and no one even knows it!
That brings up an interesting question. What would happen if Cthulhu woke up in the DC Universe. Would Aquaman be able to contain him? Would he just go crazy like people normally do? I'm actually curious, because Cthulhu looks kind of like a sea creature, but he's from a different Universe thing
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I think most of his minions and kin are amphibious or aquatic in some way.
What if Aquaman and Atlantis were worshipping cthullu the whole time and no one bothered to find out their religion. They're just waiting for him to wake up and keeping the ocean safe for him.
@@sean33840 *Le gasp* Mind freaking blown!
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I'm gonna crash into this comment section to answer this question, but actually, Aquaman wouldn't be able to control Cthulhu (as far as my knowledge on Aquaman goes) because Cthulhu is actually from space, not our ocean, he just resides underwater and has an affinity for it. Now Godzilla Aquaman could totally control! I hope that helps!
I've read like five different stories about how Aquaman lost his hand in the comments and I can't give a fuck to discover which one is the real one.
+Snipper Joey All of them are real because there is more than one aquaman.
tristan Vach wut
Snipper Joey There are multiple universes in the DC multiverse
tristan Vach Like in that movie were some DC heroes travel to an alternet dimension with alternet dimensions of themselves?
Snipper Joey yes
I actually kind of miss hook hand Aquaman (who, by the way, yeah, that's a real thing from the comics) because as cool as Aquaman is now, edgy 90s Aquaman was just an overcompensaed badass in a charming way.
he's the best one a moody aqua man I better than a boring one
I liked the animated universe one.
He looked like Fred from scooby doo
Give it time every aquaman loses his hand somehow, so i say if he hasnt gotten his hook hand already it will be back in 2018, too bad we might not get the aquamullet ever again
Blair Johnson g
That is one chill burd, surely he occasionally flew off between takes, but to hold on tenaciously while you're spazzing around like that...
It's all dat seed, man
Level 1: oh no Atlantis is being attacked by these guys!
Level 2: Oh No! Atlantis is being attacked by these guys!
Level 3: *Ohh! Noo! Atlantis is being attacked by these guyss!*
Did the algorithm bring you here?
This video is as old as shit.
Lol
Mr_H jontron never gets old
@@lordbander8767 oh you too i see?
Im just here because..
Well im bored as shit and it's late. No algorithm for me. Lol
@@mr_h831 Lol
@Elisha Davis don't mind me, just replying to a reply
What's next? Mermaid Man: Battle for Bikini Bottom?
Mytmyles you never know
Man Ray might be there too
I would buy it
No, because that would be fun
that would be pretty sick
Playing as ??? is much harder then playing as Aquaman, you only get soul hearts.
I have to applaud you for that.
Meh, I don't really have that much trouble with ???.
JUDAS on the other hand...
Oh hey! Someone I've subbed to! Better make this good..... I got nothing. Well, can you give me the date for your next video?
Playing as Isaac or Cain is much better. Isaac has balanced stats and cain can boost his stats if you get pills like crazy.
***** Binding of Issac reference
Seeing old UA-cam formats is always so surreal
20 bucks for a 3/10 game makes sense when you'd pay 60 bucks for a 9/10 game. The math works.
True
why would you buy a game for 60 bucks lmao
And THAT GUY is wearing a SUIT of BACON
"An-oh-wha-and THAT GUY is wearing a suit of bacon!"
Who? Lady Gaga
I'm sure that the secret character is actually Superman.
You know, seeing as this game feels like a reskin of Superman 64
I know this is a joke, but fuck you, I'm ruining it anyways. The secret character is Ocean Master, the main antagonist of the story and Aquaman's brother.
@@Intothevoid-NIB Is there a way to unlock him
Viewtiful Z Online it says there’s two unlockable characters: Black Manta and Tempest
@@Intothevoid-NIB i was hoping for Mera, honestly.
To be fair, both Superman 64 and Aquaman Battle For Atlantis were butchered beyond belief by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who probably tried to program the whole doggone thing in a week.
I don't know why, but your intro is something i never skip
The music is not annoying and the intro is short
Just tellin ya buddy
"Oh the hu-manatee" slew me, Jahn is a genius.
Poor Aquaman. One lame cartoon and now EVERYONE (or at least everyone who hasn't read comics or seen the good shows he has been in) thinks he sucks. Even though, you know, he can call upon sharks and sea monsters, has bullet resistant skin, can lift a building over his head, can control water and technically owns two thirds of the planet.
Aquaman is like a battleship. Pretty impressive in the water, worthless on land. Which would be fine if most comics actually took place in the water, but with only a handful of exceptions (most of which are custom-tailored to Aquaman,) comics take place on land or in space, both of which are far more heavily populated.
Um, no, Aquaman isn't that useless on land. Again, super-strength, durability, plus he could make a sword out of the water particles in the air and slice you in two, or just impala you with the TRIDENT OF POSEIDON that he caries around.
He's actually a LOT more badass than people give him credit for, for most of the reasons you've already said
***** Sounds like a waste of energy considering he can just.. you know... condense water vapor.
cppietime He's also used to the depth pressure of the deep oceans, which probably also makes him crazy strong.
and superman 64 is the spiritual successor to being shot in the foot and dying of dysentery
Oh god, those cutscenes.
It's like some high schooler trying to make a screenshot comic in MS Paint
I made the comic in gmod and it took me 2 minutes
2 years late but PROOF
You're hired
i also want to see
Been going back during the Quarantine and watching these old JonTron episodes...still comedy gold more than eight years later!
Whenever something crashes, I just have to say: "Hey Aquaman? Oahhh. I think it creshed..." even if it isn't a Aquaman game.
Got this game as a gift a year ago, I never touched it, and never will.
Edit: OLD UA-cam, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
Little pip avatar... Fallout Equestria... note: Fallout Equestria does not represent Fallout or its community in any way... it represent the brony community( i honestly don`t have anything against them) but... i hate when people think they know stuff about Fallout because of FoE... its just outrageous
Gaming Foxy
If anything, the FanFiction inspired me to play the games
***** yeah it has that... but don`t think about FoE when you play those... it wouldn`t combine
Gaming Foxy Well, there are some similarities, such as the Wasteland. Whether it be of Washington DC or Equestria.
***** well yeah that is obvious... but FoE tries to be dark all the time... Fallout does not take that aproach so much... specially if you are a 1 inteligent character in Fo1 and 2
I know I'm late to this, but... that was actually my FAVORITE level in Star Fox 64. There were allies flying around you could save, lots of enemies. Only level in the game that made me feel like I was actually flying in a war rather just on a rail. Ah, memories...
"Summoning a giant sea turtle"
I never laughed this hard in my entire life...
Hello!
+TooKawaii_desu4u hi
because is so absurd and what is the turtle going to do for the rest of its life? just sit there and wait for death ? :D
No the turtle produced his “love sauce” and when mixed with the water at that temperature and at that pressure it turned in to a hard sticky substance like cumcrete
By the looks of it I think it's a _Flex Turtle_
seeing old youtube... i have no words...
Fuck me. Aqua Man had his hand eaten by piranhas.
The cartoon version is more badass because he and his baby were strapped to a boulder and falling into the Earth's core. So to save himself and his baby, he took the little "A" off his belt, cut his own hand off , saved his baby, and took his throne back.
The Banana Melon damn
The Banana Melon That was the best Aquaman.
the dc animated Aquaman was a badass force to be reckoned with
amen
Piranhas?! Are you fucking serious? Can't he talk to fish?
I love coming back to Jon's older videos, so much nostalgia.
6:20 took me 5 minutes to realize this was cave of wonders. from snes aladdin
ultimaT thankyou
No it’s superman 64 :( the evil but more worst more worst how can it be worst then superman 64
@Hakon Fuentes-Schilling The music track at that spot is definitely from the Aladdin game on the SNES
ultimaT i have alddin for the snes and i cant beat level 2
Thank you I've been trying to find that song forever
"I would appreciate it if you'd watch even more of my videos so I could finally afford that bicycle"
*clicks link*
*video unavailable*
I'm sorry, Jon, I really wanted you to have that bicycle! :(
I had this game... my aunt got aqaman for me for xmiss, cause it was like 5 dollars. worth Christmas gift ever. until video game reviews like jontron came along I really thought I was the only one that hated this game. I really tried to like this game, everything Jon said about this game is exactly how I felt when I first played this game.
Even the bit about the pants?
Don’t mind me, just rewatching Jon’s older videos.
step one: he chopped off his hand to save his son while in a volcano. step two: i will be waiting on the bed
aquaman's baby was in trouble... yadda yadda yadda.... aquaman goes to save him.... yadda yadda yadda... aquaman's hand gets stuck in some rocks.... yadda yadda yadda... he cuts it off.
*The End*
+Jim Jam is it just me or was Aqua man actually kinda cool in the justice league cartoon?
+Jim Jam kal drogo will save him
Vod chafaan Karl Drogo. Vod chafaan. mae laz't rhellaya mae ajjin. mae's dead (if for some reason you don't speak dothraki then plz use a dothraki to english translator
Very good. Now I expect you followed through with step 2 of Jon's process?
yeah,he has a cool beard and hook
Why do I keep getting interrupted by a commercial about flying babies making toilet paper?
and even worse, the babies are called ANGELS. Here's a quote from the commercial.
"That little angle is making strongness, that little angle is making softness, that little angel says WEEEEE". yep
LOL I fell off my chair reading that!
why angelsoft, why.
Portalpup Pup
Two words brotha: Adblock Plus.
Torcularis
And anyone who doesn't abide by those two words is paying JonTron with somebody else's money.
"Jontron Updates Frequently" - Jontron Channel Page 2012
"curb your enthusiasm begins to play"
Wait, that's what UA-cam used to look like?!
Whoa Kids...
Customizable UA-cam backgrounds, pretty awesome. I made one for myself but after Google shoved it's plus sign down our throats they forced us to use the new banner thing now. Kinda sad.
Thankfully, that was before my time.
+Owen McMillin What ?
Mehmet Akif Çalışkan I mean that I didn't have to see that feature go. It's happier that way.
Tylor Robertson are you going to rate 5 stars for that?
fun fact: after failing with videogames, lucky chicken changed their name and started to make perfumes... their name? ... chicken permission
Realy? I think not
Murcia doxial I love you for this comment.
explain please is this an inside joke of sorts?
@@AutizmoGaming I think it's a pun on Chicken Parmesan but with perfume in the name
It's a food dish and it's super good
Chicken Parmesan I mean not the Chicken Permission
@@michelsand5399 oh XD
You know, for all his weirdness and the way people make fun of him, Aquaman actually has a pretty special power.
He can communicate with Cthulhu, krakens, the Leviathan... Any mythological creature that lives in the ocean. He can communicate with them and possibly control them.
That's enough for me.
...Also his latest reboot is pretty hot.
You know that not only is Cthulu much bigger than anyone's ability to comprehend a physical concept like the ocean, but that he's also not a sea creature, right?
+MageLordJack except he is
king kirby Thank.
Cthulhu is space monster, just found bottom of the ocean cozy place to sleep.
Jacqueline Warner-Smith NARWHALS
Wtf was it with gamecube back then?
Aquaman: battle for atlantis
Spongebob Squarepants: battle for bikini bottom
Except battle for bikini bottom was actually a pretty good game.
Yeah, who needs Gold pants when you got Underpants!
N.J.O Productions squarepants*
@@jackrose3542 there's underpants in that game too
I had battle for bikini bottom on my Xbox, damn I loved that game
Did you guys buy Battle for bikini bottom Rehydrated?
0:34 remember when UA-cam looked like that?
+MegaAnimazing remember that song.
+TheLionheartStriker before or during the comments?
+TheLionheartStriker before or during the comments?
***** during
TheLionheartStriker
Castlevania Dracula X's final boss theme.
I've watched around ten of your videos now. Your videos aren't laugh out loud funny, but believe me when I say the style in which they're made I find hilarious to watch. Like it's the kind of thing where you don't laugh but you acknowledge that the person is doing a great job. I could watch these all day! Thanks for all of your effort!
+Jackson Wolf nah dude theyre hialrious
+julie martinez I can attest to that. I've been laughing quite a lot and actually had to pause a video so I could hear what he was saying.
+Jackson Wolf i dunno,some of his jokes made me laugh...maybe like 3 of them
+Jackson Wolf Try Angry Video Game Nerd, it's in the same style
i dunno....the avgn seems too....extreme for my taste...oh did i say extreme? i meant gross and slightly terrifying...i am seriously worried about him...wether he's really like that or pretending
Aquaman or Blue Baby.
You can't pick Blue Baby.
Isaac? Uhh. Wut
I'm picking Isaac then
Morgan Aramburu I choose f*ck your plan. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
What?! That's not a choice!
Serana Azazel!
That poor bird. hanging on for dear life while Jon flays around like he's having a seizure. Lol
7.8 out of 100 too much water
Darius Brown this isn't hoenn.
Danette McCray-Brown I know I just thought this joke made sense
7.8/7.8 perfect amount of water
Roserade The Lil Flower Lol
Prince_of_Hope We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Those "Pants" are actually pickups that restore the colour-coded bars.
Yellow = Health
Purple = Block
Blue = Power
Are you an exper
Wow much expert. So MLG. wow
I bet this will be useful to people who have the stomach to play this game. Which is less than zero.
The funny part is that I don't own the game, nor have I played it. XD
Serana Translation: This will be useful to people who are forced to play this game.
For your complaint about the hook hand: You've never watch the episode of the 2000s Justice League cartoon episode where he sacrificed his hand to save his infant child, have you? He was actually really awesome in that cartoon.
is that cannon? no, it's not. read a comic
Hunter Powell Actually, the hook-hand thing was canon and in the comics for a while, before it was retconned. Nice try, though.
PyroGothNerd yea, no shit. I know about his 90s hook hand. I was talking about the show.
Hunter Powell Ah, I see.
PyroGothNerd the only good rendition of Aquaman
0:57 “All the things I could’ve been... All the things I didn’t get a chance to say; Jacques, I love you man, I wish I could’ve been a better woman to ya.”
wat 😂
dat old youtube layout!!!
it makes me want to cry......its.....just.....so.....beautiful.....
I dont think the developers should be blamed for this... What usually happens with these types of games is a studio (lucky chicken) comes out of the industry, fresh and ready to make games. Since they have no experience, they are forced to take contracts that they know are bad, yet have no choice because they just dont have any fucking money. From what I've seen, most developers openly admit that they knew the games they made would be horrible and that they were ashamed to work on things like this...
And once a studio is used as a trash bin where bad game licenses are deposited, it enters a cycle where every company sees the studio as a place to pump out popular licenses. Then, they never get a real contract that they care about, and are consistently forced to make horrible games because they need the contract money. This practice has pretty much been existent for the entirety of the gaming industry.
However, there are examples of a few studios who have broken this chain where, instead of a trash license that they didn't care about, they were given a contract for a game that they had a passion for. For instance, look at Double Helix, whose previous contracts included things like Green Lantern and GI Joe... They were given a contract to remake an old fighting game called killer instinct. They realized the opportunity to break the cycle, and went all-out for that game, and it turned out pretty fucking good.
But in the end, this is what happens to an underwhelming minority of studios. Most just continue their existence, pumping out barbie or aquaman games. They know what they make is horrible, yet they're forced to keep going. Cut them some slack. It sucks to be in a position like that.
Is LJN one of those studios?
***** Yup
***** It would be if LJN was a developer, but it isnt. Actually the developers were Ultra Games (Better known as Rare) and fucking Atlus.
That would be true for a throwaway title like movie games, but these guys did not appreciate the potential of popularizing Aquaman
Bethesda sorta. Technically, they were a bad devolper who got out of the cycle but then became a publisher.
Aquaman had his hand bitten off by a piranha, and has had multiple prosthetics including a hook hand.
Soap Digestion STEP 2 FUCK U
In another one the kraken tore off his hand as a teen when he first found out he was half atlantean and tried to swim there
1:07 jesus christ, jacques is still holding on to jon's shoulder!!
A Gamecube game crashed.
A _Gamecube_ game
crashed.
Sonic 06 never crashed.
Superman 64 didn't crash!
Big Rigs never.....oh wait it did.
How come this isn't one of those infamous "worst games ever"?
mushroomdude123 That was actually his disc being scratched up. That's the message that plays whenever a scratched up GameCube game can't be read by the GameCube. The game normally doesn't crash if it's not scratched. I sadly know this because I did a full playthough of it on my channel...and I will say it is the worst thing I've ever beaten. >.
mushroomdude123 that's because those two made your brain crash
It is
mushroomdude123 No, but the production of it did *drops mic*
Probably because it's not a famous game series or that huge of a flop in the cartridge Era
Whole game full of water levels, oh boy...
I'm getting Sonic flashbacks!
God damn water temples everywhere man!
This is why Mermaid Man will always be better than Aqua Man
I just looked up who mermaid man is, and you seriously need to get your facts straight
The Undertaker
TO THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!!!
+Anthony Nguyen "EEEEEEEEEEEEEVILL!!!"
+ThλtGENERICPyro [A UA-cam Channel] I don't get it....all i said was "there's evil afloat"
+Anthony Nguyen TO THE CHIROPRACTOR..... AWAYYYYY!!
Seeing the old UA-cam layout is so nostalgic. >
>description says "Aqauaman: Battle for Atlantis for the Gamecube is a game."
>"...is a game."
>"...a game."
>"...game."
You misspelt "torture" there.
"Aqauaman: Battle for Atlantis for the Gamecube is a torture"
Sorry wanted to point that out first, I'll go back to the corner.
akumati4061 No, no. You have a very good point.
TiExEx Block off the corners! He must not go back!
***** But the walls able of invis has not been seen for centuries!
Mystech Have I just started a comment chain...?
"Oh the hu-manatee!"
brb jontron i got to eat dinner
+TheSuperDerp im back
+TheSuperDerp Nobody cares.
+TheSuperDerp what did you eat?
+TheSuperDerp All these people missed the joke lmao
+TheEarthboundian424 _ fuck you
Love that intro. The fact that his hat flew off and Jacque didn't is stunning. Also, unintentional bird pun.
His hand was cut off in the Justice League animated series
It was actually in the books as well. In the books his hand got eaten by piranhas because some evil dude took his ability to control sea creatures.
FACK yuuuuuu
yeah he cut his own hand of to save his baby son. when the second to the throne rebelled and try to kill him aquaman and his family
heh
+JOHN CENA AND HIS NAME IS AQUAMAN
I guess the only people that find Aquaman cool are the hardcore fans,
Aquaman does alot more than swim.
Aquaman has telepathic powers,
Which he can control people with.
His trident can cut superman.
He can send out a low pitch frequency that can hurt superman.
He has strong skin not impenetrable by bullets (maybe low caliber) but damn near impenetrable skin.
Stamina.
Strength.
He can jump high.
He can control the seven seas.
He can control all animals not just fish.
He lost his hand to manta,
In some versions he has a hook, in others he has a hand made of water or ice.
i like Aquaman because(LANGUGE LESSON) aqua means water in spanish and i like water
pedro ayala You are so wrong, aqua is a latin word. Water in Spanish is agua, with a "g". Close, but very different. Romance languages have similar roots due to having ties to Latin.
Wow. I'm going to the comic store now.
People also seem to forget that "Creatures of the Deep" includes all of H.P. Lovecraft.
I'm not a hard-core Aqua Man fan, I'm not even a hard-core DC fan, I do think he is cool though.
I love how Jacques just tries desperately to stay on Jon's shoulder no matter what he's doing.
OCEAN MAN
TAKE MY HAND
That could explain why he only has 1 hand
Actually, Aquaman did have a hook hand for a period in the 90s. It's around the time that he started becoming a legit badass (He was one of the few 90s comics where tacked-on grimdarkness actually worked)
But did you follow Step 2?
Wait, Aquaman being a badass??? What dimension are you talking about and do pigs fly there?
Master That Guy I believe it. It's not likely, but it could happen.
Master That Guy
I believe the dimension is called reality.
Master That Guy The New52 universe, for one. The universe where he defended the entire American continent from being sunk beneath the sea by the armies of Atlantis.
summoning a giant sea turtle, huh?... well at least it makes more sense than in a different episode I think aqualad said "Aquaman the ocean is on fire!!!"
I thought that said 'Aquasalad'.
omg I've been laughing at that for ten minutes straight wtf
Back before Google+, yah know Jon's statement about point of view in Stair Fax Temperatures with the "I got stabbed in the head with one sword but that guy got stabbed with two swords so my life isn't so bad" applies to UA-cam Updates. Practically every single one of the updates screws up UA-cam and makes us long for the previous one because it wasn't as bad. X_x
Almost ten years old and highly rewatchable, thats not an easy thing to come by
WAITAMINUTE...
Slow, tedious, confusing, unfinished and buggy?
Holy shit, Sonic Boom is this game's spiritual successor.
Nah sonic boom is the spiritual successor to sonic O6
Oh god… seeing that old UA-cam layout years later
Aquaman actually lost his hand trying to save his newborn son from being suffocated...he failed.
How did he fail and lose both a hand and a baby?!
You’re merging that Justice League episode where he lost his hand to save his son with that comic in which Aquababy got suffocated by Black Manta
I mean no child support
12 years later, and I still watch this. Jon Tron, thank you!
"King..." of Atlantis, Conqueror of Rogaine. WE ALL QUIT!
I'm surprised Jaque manages to stay on Jon's shoulder the whole time.
You know it's 2012 when you see Ron Paul in the news 😂
Just seeing the old UA-cam…I didn’t experience it sadly, even tho I’m 27 but, still reminds me of the good old days…
IGN reached for the forbidden numbers.
It was obviously part of the new genre 'Gamer Horror.'
+Jonathan Rhodes
Well, can't spell IGNorant without IGN.
Am I the only one who likes Aquaman?
:(
Do you know the reason for his hook? Then step 2
ShyFilip yes
Actually, lots of people, including me, like Aquaman as a character, but nobody likes this game... at all.
Aquaman is one of my favorite superheroes and most people that make fun of him dont know anything about him and only do it because they see other people do it all the time.
No, you're not. I do think he's cool. But he's not my favorite.
That was the Aquaman from the Justice League cartoon show. He has that hook hand because he had to cut his own hand off in order to save his infant son. CHECK DIS GEEK OUT!!!
But he was only in a total of three episodes in the original series. The spin-off had a few appearances, but not enough for a damn game!
+Sydney Slaughter
There are also comic books were he lost a hand
step 2:
Fuck you
+Sydney Slaughter I watched that episode as a kid, and that means now I see the potential for a Badass Aquaman
Every version of aquaman loses his hand, sometimes because he had to cut it off, sometimes its a battle wound, one time he lost it fighting a kraken, and best of all he gave it up in one to seal cthulhu for another decade
fuck aquaman they gave him a hook hand so they could make him more god damn interesting and its so painfully obvious
I recently discovered another one of Aquaman's powers. He has the ability to, possibly, rejuvenate the DC Cinematic Universe with his stand alone film.
Did he?
C m no
Alongside the amazing Billy Batson and Joaquin Phoenix
There is an actual storyline where Aquaman cuts off his own hand. Dont really remember the details, but its thier
*There before the grammar nazis get me
Jaden Bass Nice grammar nazis avoid :D
He said fuck U
Jaden Bass You use the phrase Grammar Nazi as if it's a bad one.
rhy571 I know. It's offensive, isn't it?
"Oh the hu-manatee" That's brilliant, I'm holding onto that one
Here's the irony, as of today, aquaman stands as the best movie in the DCEU run of movies.
Kinda proves a point of, it doesn't matter how goofy a concept is, as long as you have good directors, writers and actors, you can make anything entertaining.
Bruh yes! I never cared about Aquaman as a kid, I was not a fan at all. But when I saw the DC live action movie I fuckin LOVED it! I mean it felt so grandiose, so massive in scale, like a super hero adventure quest akin to something like lord of the rings, I watched it like three times and I almost never rewatch super hero movies.
Remember when UA-cam had a good layout?
Its strange because I've been a UA-cam user since 2010 and I cannot even remember what it looked like by memory. I remember once upon a time you could actually dislike comments. Now people get so easily offended that they removed the dislike button to avoid making people feel bad I guess. Which is literally retarded.
I think you've got the wrong website
@@ryman1933 But the dislike button still exists? On the same notes, if there's three things I miss from the UA-cam days of old, it's the yellow subscription button, the five star rating system, and the small little channel banners you could have above your videos next to your username, which they got rid of around 2012 iirc
@@MasterOfKnowledge. They hid the dislike numbers. Is what I mean.
@@ryman1933 Oooh. Yeah, damn. I forgot about that...Man, UA-cam threw a lot of features out