ACTUALLY the scissorman in Clock Tower is named Bobby Barrows and is nine years old. Dan Barrows, Bobby's twin brother is the very fat purple monster that was behind the curtains. So... Yeah... Yea I was very bored and did some research
Got an engineering degree, buried my dog and beat cancer... an overall mixed bag of stuff over the last 8 years, but i always come back to old JonTron when i need a mood boost, they kept me going through all of the crap i dealt with 👌
The fact that you can always go to Jon's comment sections on old videos and see extremely recent and liked comments is a testament to how popular and loved Jon and his content are to us.
I had to rewatch this video because I has the creepy music stuck in my head for a while and I couldn't figure out what it was from, and after finally finding it I knew I wanted to watch this since it's how I originally heard it.
@@Yknow6404 I dunno, if it's the one I'm thinking of, I felt the overarching plot was kind of hard to follow. Not to mention the whole point of Scooby-Doo is that none of them monsters are real.
The post game live action bit is amazing. "Scissor Enthusiast Escapes From Asylum" "Headed to Johntron's House Right Now!". Then him only using things easily cut by scissors. I was kinda hoping he'd defeat Scissor Man with rock but, he went for the secret ham ending.
He saved one of the sisters... That's actually the secret ending of the game, it's hard to get and very cryptic... And he got it like nothing happened...
@@enz8269 There are multiple endings, depending on very specific actions taken. The ending Jontron got is the S ending, successfully saving one of the girls (impossible to save all 3). The A ending involves seeing the last other girl die right before the psycho mom dies. B ending will be obtained if you saw all the girls die prior to ascending the clock tower. You get the C ending if you didn't even see all the girls. The D through H endings involves the player character dying in specific scenarios.
@@ikelldagay1801 Gonna melt down all the fluids man all in the kettle let it boil down into a thick paste. Boil the fluids boil boil boil boil boil boil underneath it all boil down to the core boil over and over. Boil again.
Some funny things to point out: The Scissorman's name is Bobby. Dan is actually the fat thing. The point and click nature of this game also means you have to click on items/check them up to three times before something can be found, for example, you can find keys to the car, but Jennifer will not use it unless you check the car three+ times, after which she WILL use it and drive away, ending the game! But it turns out Bobby was in the back seat. Also, the Ham is to avoid being eaten by the monster in the cage.
@@legionbeast I'm pretty sure there is a way to avoid the cage, if I remember right it had something to do with finding out Mary was evil before she spikes you
@@legionbeast You can avoid the cage; if you make it to a secret room, you'll find out Mary is evil without seeing Mary. If you then go to see Mary, Mary tries to kill you. I believe you can make it to the end without figuring out Mary is evil, but then she'll kill you then and there, and that's an ending. Also, if 2 girls die and then Jennifer uses the car, Jennifer will make it to the orphanage successfully, but 3 days after, she will be found dead in her room. The game doesn't explain why, but outside of the game, it is revealed Mary kills her.
I haven’t stopped laughing when that part came up while I was reading this comment and now everyone in my house is scared from my laugh and worried at the same time
I haven’t stopped laughing when that part came up while I was reading this comment and now everyone in my house is scared from my laugh and worried at the same time
So in the new Clock Tower Rewind remaster, the steam achievement for using the ham is “Out to Lunch”. I really like to believe it’s a reference to this video
I saw the car ending on UA-cam too but instead of being killed by scissor man I thought she’d crash the car given the fact that she’s been in an orphanage her whole life and would have no idea how to drive
+The Master of Bad Puns (T.M.B.P.) In terms of aesthetics and atmosphere it is impressive, and that's what make the game. Most modern have a colour scheme of grey and brown and look boring or unimpressive (a lot of them play like shit too)
Because nobody's said it in the 8+ years since this was posted; The scissorman's not named Dan in the SNES Clock Tower. Dan Barrow's is a different scissorman, whereas the scissorman you run from in this game is named Bobby Barrows.
Good lord - this brings back memories. I love Clock Tower, so when I heard about the SNES version a few years ago, I downloaded a ROM to give it a try. Everything was okay - until I opened the meat freezer and the bugs suddenly came out. THAT MUSIC. Eurgh. Surprisingly creepy game, this. Also - great work on the video! :-D
I first downloaded it on a SNES emulator about a week ago. While I haven't beaten it yet, it is definitely a masterpiece for it's time and I would argue that it is much creepier and horrifying than many modern "horror" games *cough* Outlast (Dontgetmewrongilikethegameitsjustnotveryscary) *Cough*
@@tylerduke7511 You lose access to your gun and you're chased by a boss with a pair of scissors, 1-hit and you're dead, at the end of the second floor you get a special Glock that 1-hits them, and after that you lose the Glock and get your guns back, and several chests spawn.
Jeremy Garner OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HANDLE IT THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
First time I played this and the hand came from the mirror I tried to yell out "What the fuck?!?" but it just turned into Gah flibidubi zaaaaarrr!! Couldn't even make real people sounds at that shit
Hey Alpha I know this has nothing to do with what you said or the video but I was wondering if you liked TOME because honestly I would love to see you make a cameo in that series just like Jon did.
EO At The Arcade To demonstrate the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS TIMESTREAM IN HALF! Aftermath of nearly destroying time: THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE! *pulls out Time War* HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?!
+ChickenPika Hey you make those rosen ytps, i love your videos man, i always freaking laugh sop hard at them i run out of breath, keep what you doin man.
Here's everything on that newspaper: A headline about Scissorman escaping, the picture's caption said the Scissorman is heading towards Jon's house, and then all the words were about housing in the UK. You really gotta hand to those newspaper departments: They really know how to put together related articles!
This was peak JonTron era. Jon you are hilarious, and videos like these go to show you don't need a big budget to be entertaining. All we need are vibleo gayme and cheap yolks.
Favorite lines: 'I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror' 'Picked up some ham, this will kill him!' 'Well at least he has the tendency to be delicate. Unlike some ghosts nowadays too busy to float an old lady across the streets' 'So can I start therapy now, or should I wait until the nightmares to settle in?'
@pokeyoaks86 It shouldn't be to hard to do. Get someone who can sing, Jon himself would be best. Like when he did the Katie Perry song cover. There must be an instrumental only of Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror" somewhere on the internet's. I'm sure Jon knows people, or he himself, could make their own cover of it. We should all just tweet Jon or make a poll showing interest in Jon making a vid with his cover of the whole song. It's how we got the Firework cover eventually. Maybe he will do it all again for this song. :) lots of potential for humor with the cover. I'm sure it couldn't be done pretty quickly too. :)
I agree, I would throw up too, I mean what the heavens was that Brown abomination? It looked like a demonic hellspawn from the depths of hell, if I saw that as a child, I would have screamed the house down.
@@CherryBomb_Games @Shifty Bench Podcasts Haha I know my great grandma unwrapped a lot of candy and left them in her bed so she did this over time and slept in hundreds of unwrapped hard candies of varying colors. There were also twizzlers in the bed. One day I went in the room in the afternoon she was outside picking peaches and I dumped 2 gallons of syrup on the sheets and she hasnt said anything this was last week
@@eleanorhogan8643 Late but- It actually is a literal demonic hellspawn. He's Bobby's (the scissorman in this game) twin brother and the second scissor man after Bobby dies. Jon got the two mixed up. Angus Young guy is Bobby and the horrible blob is Dan. Fortunately, Dan looks normal later on.
"a skull with no eyes"
hey jon? you doin okay? you seen any skulls with eyes lately?
Achmed the dead terrorist?
My skull has eyes in it
@@rafaguelfand6615 Valid point
kerukera Yeah, there’s one in Goosebumps Part 2
“Stay with us, cousin!” “AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
@@TheMamaluigi300 I remember actually reading the graphic novel of that. That shit's creepy man
Scissorman: "To test the power of FLEX TAPE, I cut jennifer in HALF!!!"
“And repaired her with only FlexTape!”
12” wide tape on the front and back side
I'll make paper dolls outta you
*THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*
clever as hell
remember guys, always factor in the warp ability
+kittehdrawrs (the warp ability)(x+y)
+kittehdrawrs Damn SCP 173.
7 years and I still go to this every year. Such a classic.
IKR 😍
Same, always gotta come back to Jon. He’s timeless
And now this game will have a relaunch!
Fun fact: If you try the car often enough it actually starts and you leave, but scissor man pops up behind you in the back seat
at least the over girls lived... oh wait he has the warp ability
Only if you dont witness any one dying or ms barrows be a total bitch
Otherwise, a screen pops up saying that you died a few days later.
That was a fun fact
Venohawk Jon still did not factor in the warp ability
ACTUALLY the scissorman in Clock Tower is named Bobby Barrows and is nine years old. Dan Barrows, Bobby's twin brother is the very fat purple monster that was behind the curtains. So... Yeah... Yea I was very bored and did some research
what the fuck
Mike Silverknight what? Facts!
G-piste Etana why is he nine tho
Seel the Seal idk I just checked the wiki (jon called him seven, and i know he's joking)
Seel the Seal children are always creepier.
The funny part is that he never runs with scissors such a good boi
Scissorman teaching dem important life lessons
Hes a gentelman
Even killers have standards
But you should always keep the blades shut holding the blades and hold it toward yourself while walking...
“Professionals have standards”
I refuse to accept that this video is over eight years old. What have I done with my life?!
watched this video, alot.
Don't worry, no matter how old we get, we're not dead yet 😉
Right? I remember when this vid came out!
You wasted it. Like all of us.
Got an engineering degree, buried my dog and beat cancer... an overall mixed bag of stuff over the last 8 years, but i always come back to old JonTron when i need a mood boost, they kept me going through all of the crap i dealt with 👌
The fact that you can always go to Jon's comment sections on old videos and see extremely recent and liked comments is a testament to how popular and loved Jon and his content are to us.
Yeparoo
Still the best
Agreed
I had to rewatch this video because I has the creepy music stuck in my head for a while and I couldn't figure out what it was from, and after finally finding it I knew I wanted to watch this since it's how I originally heard it.
You know it
"This is an original Vincent Van Ghoul." You living in the Scooby Doo universe there, Jon?
*people don’t come over anymore :)*
I was thinking of that 😂 mystery incorporated was such an underrated show
@@Yknow6404 damn right
@@Yknow6404 I dunno, if it's the one I'm thinking of, I felt the overarching plot was kind of hard to follow. Not to mention the whole point of Scooby-Doo is that none of them monsters are real.
Morgan ! For me I kind of liked that Scooby doo now had actual monsters lol
when he breaks character its amazing (the candy corn bit failed and i love it)
Congrats! Im your 1 thousandth like!
@@RobertDaHobbit2 who the fuck asked
Val ... You are beautiful
@@15-Peter-20 piss off. This is UA-cam not tinder.
@@RobertDaHobbit2 why are you crying for ? Is it so wrong to complement a woman these days ?
The post game live action bit is amazing. "Scissor Enthusiast Escapes From Asylum" "Headed to Johntron's House Right Now!". Then him only using things easily cut by scissors. I was kinda hoping he'd defeat Scissor Man with rock but, he went for the secret ham ending.
Missed opportunities.
Scissorman: (easily cuts through tape)
Jontron:"OH NO, THAT WAS ALL I HAD!"
He saved one of the sisters...
That's actually the secret ending of the game, it's hard to get and very cryptic...
And he got it like nothing happened...
What's the original ending?
@@enz8269 There are multiple endings, depending on very specific actions taken. The ending Jontron got is the S ending, successfully saving one of the girls (impossible to save all 3).
The A ending involves seeing the last other girl die right before the psycho mom dies.
B ending will be obtained if you saw all the girls die prior to ascending the clock tower.
You get the C ending if you didn't even see all the girls.
The D through H endings involves the player character dying in specific scenarios.
@@ChimeraMK Thanks! :)
Its because the grabbed the ham isnt it?
@@bootdude7527 Not really. The game randomizes every time you play so not all puzzles or events are going to be the same. The ham is for one of those.
I love how the ham is referenced well before being used.
Chekhov’s Ham
“HAAAAAMMM!”
69 likes
@@ItsButterBean1020 “Looks like you’re out to lunch…”
Prevents that "deus ex machina"
9:13
_I love how jon is as cracked up about his own joke as i am_
Yes
Oh god its dan! The giant demon purple baby
Oh lord a furry person
Do I look like a furry person to you?
@@dimthecat9418
*Hello yes I am thee*
5:00 this still lives in my mind as one of the greatest JonTron clips in history
5:02
"I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror AAUGH"
@@alfalldoot6715 was waiting for someone making the reference
You can hear how the scream turns into a laugh
"I'm asking him to let me go!"
@@ikelldagay1801 Gonna melt down all the fluids man all in the kettle let it boil down into a thick paste. Boil the fluids boil boil boil boil boil boil underneath it all boil down to the core boil over and over. Boil again.
Some guy named Panacota Fugo can relate.
Some funny things to point out: The Scissorman's name is Bobby. Dan is actually the fat thing. The point and click nature of this game also means you have to click on items/check them up to three times before something can be found, for example, you can find keys to the car, but Jennifer will not use it unless you check the car three+ times, after which she WILL use it and drive away, ending the game!
But it turns out Bobby was in the back seat.
Also, the Ham is to avoid being eaten by the monster in the cage.
Legion Beast ALSO, that monster in the cage is Mr. Barrows, the owner of the house, and father to Dan and Bobby!
Yep! And you kinda can't avoid ending up in the cage ,so you better hope you got the ham.
@@legionbeast I'm pretty sure there is a way to avoid the cage, if I remember right it had something to do with finding out Mary was evil before she spikes you
@@elianwilliams Possibly. I haven't played it myself but with the branching nature of the game as a whole it's likely.
@@legionbeast You can avoid the cage; if you make it to a secret room, you'll find out Mary is evil without seeing Mary. If you then go to see Mary, Mary tries to kill you. I believe you can make it to the end without figuring out Mary is evil, but then she'll kill you then and there, and that's an ending. Also, if 2 girls die and then Jennifer uses the car, Jennifer will make it to the orphanage successfully, but 3 days after, she will be found dead in her room. The game doesn't explain why, but outside of the game, it is revealed Mary kills her.
"Yes sir, the skeleton just pulled up with a glock and a bag full of bad puns... "
Thug Snass
I hope you like pizza bitch!!
Sans
Patient XVll Keep the change ya filthy animal
MetroTheGamer Sans has returned and he’s packing Heat!
10:55 They reference this in the trophy list for Clock Tower Rewind for PS4/5
The trophy for using the ham is “Out To Lunch”.
Oh, that's beautiful. Also, damn, this video is a decade old.
Omg 😂
I like how he got the S ending and didn't know any better.
What’s up Obama prism
What's up Obama prism
What's up Obama prism
Too bad it's not the canon one if I remember correctly.
What's up Obama prism
Thank god it's Clock Tower. Towels on the other hand are terrifying
Or are they..?!??!?!?
Trex 8210 t-there’s one in my room...please send help
"Just imagine what it would be like to be way, way too dry."
If the Hitchhikier's Guide to the Galaxy has taught me anything...
Yeah airplanes defeat towers easy.
7:29 Sometimes Jon makes these simple jokes that somehow get you in tears.
Isaac Peretz “fuck it” *goes 88 miles per hour*
Sometimes people are easily amused
I haven’t stopped laughing when that part came up while I was reading this comment and now everyone in my house is scared from my laugh and worried at the same time
I haven’t stopped laughing when that part came up while I was reading this comment and now everyone in my house is scared from my laugh and worried at the same time
Agreed
So in the new Clock Tower Rewind remaster, the steam achievement for using the ham is “Out to Lunch”. I really like to believe it’s a reference to this video
It has to be, that feels too oddly specific for it to just be a random movie reference.
@@Eye_Of_Odin978 right? It's way too specific, and there's no way the people at WayForward haven't seen this video
I will never forget the image of JonTron putting ham in a gun holster
My name is the same as yours
Ootfan788 I don’t think that’s true
@@bananasinfrench What's the point of lying about it?
Jackson E I’m not sure but it’s mighty suspicious
It makes you want to fast and never eat again for the rest of your lifetime, haha.
5:01 4 years later.
this still cracks me up.
Oh hey. You have Keyblade in your name as well? Cool.
@@unheardydkearts1064 :u
@@glassbottlemenacesyou8323 What?
He has a Keyblade in his name.
11:11
9 years later, still cracks me up
is this the prequel to Kill la Kill
Yee
Pineapple? :0 I thought you died. Haven't seen many videos from you recently.
holy shit it all makes sense now
boop
HA I GET IT
JonTron will be proud that Clock Towel was rereleased on modern consoles.
" *I DID NOT FACTOR IN THE WARP ABILITY.* "
* teleports above and breaks through the roof*
*teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid.
Edit: It's a meme. Don't get bent out of shape because I'm "wrong"
Not when I shift into, M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E
@@chaoticjester458 I knew I should have gotten the turbo
@@CherryBomb_Games *personnel
Oh my lord this man is amazing.
Ikr
Hi Josh!!!!
hes like SO funny!
hey josh
I knew you'd like this, especially for the crazyness... Puking candy and killing with ham always cracks me
I would love to hear JonTron sing a full song of "Strangled by the Man in the Mirror"
Same XD
*holds money* shut up and take my money
It was the scream that made me laugh
Like a modified version of the Michael Jackson song? (Man in the mirror)
Nah a modified version of the Lil Nas X song.
Happy halloween month to everyone
This the best day to rewatch this gem
Holy shit it’s you
@@NEORandomMan It's me?
@@ZzsarkStormbeard Yeah it's you, the Serial Designation U guy or whatever it was called
@@NEORandomMan Indeed it's me!
And back for halloween as well xD
"I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror" lmaoo
+¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *OW!*
I CRI XD
xD
🎵I'M ASKING IF HE CAN CHANGE HIS WAYS🎵
*OW!*
I'M BEING STRANGLED BY THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
--Giorno's last words
Call the nurse and tell her you think 'they' might be cheeking their medication again.
ColanderKnight sicssor man
More like Abacchio's
imaginary chiken no it’s this is sparta
dude, spoilers
Fun fact: doing what Jon did and getting in the car results in a game over.
More like a bad ending, you do get a cutscene and credits for doing it.
'Fuck it!' *and that night one lived*
Yeah, Scissorman appears in the backseat and kills Jennifer.
I saw the car ending on UA-cam too but instead of being killed by scissor man I thought she’d crash the car given the fact that she’s been in an orphanage her whole life and would have no idea how to drive
+@@JurassicReptile Well he's just everywhere isn't he?
Incredible how much of a meme machine Jon Tron always is. There's like 5 different meme quotes per minute in this video alone.
This will always be my favourite JonTron video.
This will forever be my favorite
FRISHR The SCISSOR MAN
You can't be sure, the man's pretty funny :P
same here
Same! :3
10:29
This Is What a “Second-Person” Video Game Would Look Like
So, pov
@@skullythekidd0175 but pov of another person that sees the player
@@bl4cksp1d3r Zero Time Dilemma?
Battletoads did it
500 likes for you!
You've gotta admit, it's a great game for sheer graphics.
i fail to see the logic in that? It's like saying every modern game is great because it has good graphics.
+The Master of Bad Puns (T.M.B.P.) In terms of aesthetics and atmosphere it is impressive, and that's what make the game. Most modern have a colour scheme of grey and brown and look boring or unimpressive (a lot of them play like shit too)
Point taken.
I feel like the graphics and sounds give it a very charming appeal to it. The game's also incredibly impressive atmosphere wise, as others said.
Awesome unintentional pun. "Sheer" graphics.
Because nobody's said it in the 8+ years since this was posted; The scissorman's not named Dan in the SNES Clock Tower. Dan Barrow's is a different scissorman, whereas the scissorman you run from in this game is named Bobby Barrows.
Good lord - this brings back memories. I love Clock Tower, so when I heard about the SNES version a few years ago, I downloaded a ROM to give it a try. Everything was okay - until I opened the meat freezer and the bugs suddenly came out. THAT MUSIC. Eurgh. Surprisingly creepy game, this. Also - great work on the video! :-D
I like your videos caddy!
I first downloaded it on a SNES emulator about a week ago. While I haven't beaten it yet, it is definitely a masterpiece for it's time and I would argue that it is much creepier and horrifying than many modern "horror" games *cough* Outlast (Dontgetmewrongilikethegameitsjustnotveryscary) *Cough*
CADDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! :D
Omg caddicarus meets jontron... HAOOOOOOLLLYYY SHYEEEAAAT
Cyoar!
"Clock Towel?...that's not very scary"
*R*
"Oh God!"
hahaha
I lost it there! I knew he would change one of the letters because of him zooming in on the slow letters, but damn that part was hilarious!
@@lerno2617 Haha, I agree!
It happened in September
"Eh, a bit of a missed opportunity, the scary man is one month over"
*OCTOBER*
"OH THAT'S THE ONE"
@@maryannortega6835 Haha, exactly. I can always watch this video over and over.
R
Saudi Arabia; ANYBODY can be bought and sold for the right price of OIL.
ANYTHIBN can be bought and sold fir the right FLEX SEAL
@@Shadyboyo Anything can be acquired with enough vodka
Philip The Handsome and Good
*HOW* did you think the same thing I thought
AMERICA has joined the chat
@@frenchsoldier8485 *VODKA*
"Just a simple plank of wood."
"who are you to *j u d g e* "
love how jon tries to make it not scary
Enter The Gungeon needs to add a special “Glock Tower” mode
Oh. My. God. YES.
YESSUH
Cool pun.
What would the actual gameplay be?
Actually curious
Etg is favorite game
@@tylerduke7511 You lose access to your gun and you're chased by a boss with a pair of scissors, 1-hit and you're dead, at the end of the second floor you get a special Glock that 1-hits them, and after that you lose the Glock and get your guns back, and several chests spawn.
@@bigcd3438 cool idea
"The skeletons with a gun in their hands!"
TIL JonTron predicted Reaper.
reaper isnt a skeleton though
+brofist4675 But he's a bone daddy
have YOU seen Reaper without the mask and coat? Yea. I didn't think so. Skeleton with a gun in their hands and Illuminati confirmed.
Actually yes
reaper here
Yes I'd like to purchase these two like puppies from a kennel. After all, anything can be bought and sold for the right OIIIIIIIILLLLL.
*_OOOOOIIILLLL_*
Jayman2800 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIILLLLLLL
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Jeremy Garner OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HANDLE IT THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
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Every Jontron fan has an obligation to return to this video every October.
Here-Here! I love these videos.
I know this is late, but, 5:02 "I´m being strangled by the man in the mirror" genuinely gets me every single time.
Guess palpatine didn't listen to yoda and ignored his warnings about those seagulls
But did he get hit in the neck with a hacky sack beforehand?
He has electricity, unless the birds are made of an insulative material, they're the ones who are going to die.
Garbage fish there crows
Stop it please
He found a log in the woods and turned it over and found a tiny little stick. He was like, that log had a child
For the right *_O I L_*
*America invades Jontron's house*
...loses many men and gets nothing for it.
That explains the hiatus...it has to, right?
FBI OPEN UP!
Was that... flex seal?
i think so
Who's here after we got word that we got a Remaster!? Honestly, I did not see that coming!
Out now
For me, the funniest part about the remaster is that on the official trailer all the comments are literally just quoting Jon's video.
Anything can be bought and sold for the right flex seal.
XD
True.
Liam Sullivan THATSA LOTTA CURRENCY
You monster. X'D
5:02 "I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror *EUGHH* " 😂😂😂 I'm dead
That was my favorite part
*Make that change*
To me it's more like EUGH.
I'm asking him to change his ways!
So is she.
First time I played this and the hand came from the mirror I tried to yell out "What the fuck?!?" but it just turned into Gah flibidubi zaaaaarrr!! Couldn't even make real people sounds at that shit
Alpha! Hooray!
Well that's good to know.
Hey Alpha I know this has nothing to do with what you said or the video but I was wondering if you liked TOME because honestly I would love to see you make a cameo in that series just like Jon did.
classicrockkid345 wow. I just got away from a tome video and this comes up
You where so surpirsed you turned into a Sim XD
It's so funny seeing the Rewind trailer and half the comments are just quoting this video.
*I'M BEING STRANGLED BY THE MAN IN THE MIRROR*
Aaaaaaaaaoooh
*AURAGH!*
*AHHHHHUGH!*
I lost it when that happened.
I've repeated that part like a hundred times.
Well, at least he had the decency to be delicate.
"I GOT A B O N E TO PICK WITH YOU"
Cracked me the fuck up
Fizzy I always thought that was from a movie lol
Fizzy SPOOKED ME REAL GOOD
Fizzy “cracked”
You could say it was a, bone rattling joke.
EHEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEH fucking kill me.
One of the best JonTron quotsa I've heard: "I did not factor in the warp ability!"
"thats a fckin creepy scissorman"
Jon: "who are you to judge"
The oil in his hand is leftover flex seal
Jill Sullivan this video was made three years before the flex tape video
THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE
Because he's not Jon. He's Jon....from the future. Future Jon.
EO At The Arcade To demonstrate the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS TIMESTREAM IN HALF!
Aftermath of nearly destroying time: THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE! *pulls out Time War* HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?!
Hmm, I wonder if Phil Swift buys orphans with Flex Tape profits?
Man, that ending...I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard. It's like Chekov's gun in action
I know, it was the most hilarious ending I've ever seen! XD
Hey lildeuce :D you like Jontron too?
i need a gif of jontron vomiting candy corn in my life RIGHT NOW
I need one for the machine gun skeleton
Sai DESGRAÇA there is one
ShoopMcDoop
yay.
You're an idiot.
giphy.com/gifs/jontron-wViJGBiyr1xp6 found one
-sl
5:03 "I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror." 🎶 AAAAH!!!
~Mykill Skullson
@@favoritemustard3542Good one
*I V E G O T A B O N E T O P I C K W I T H Y O U*
*A N D I H A V E H A M.*
**Screams**
I found this HUMOROUS ha jokes
Anyone? No.... OK
*leaves via cartoon portal*
*Nothing personnel kid*
*IS THIS A FUCKING UNDERTALE REFEREN-*
i fucking died when the skeleton was like "IVE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHA" *extreme excessive automatic gunfire*
Wait a minute...
HES F*CKING CHEATING
+xXHonoredYautja96Xx skeleton can't play legit
Lol noob
sans, is that you?
+omgacat520 PAPYRUS
+Roberta Paula papaya*
*I'm being strangled by the [MAN IN THE MIRROR]*
That's a nice Jojo reference.
i am wood jojoke
i am wood *DESTRUCTIVE POWER:A*
*DURABILITY:E*
*SPEED:B*
*PRECISION:C*
*POTENTIAL:A*
i am wood *A H H H H H*
Is that a mother fucking jojo reference?
11:12 “IVE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU”
Nagash in the End Times.
People haven’t come over in several years.
Hahhhhahhahahah
picked up some ham- This will kill em
I watched this video at least five times before I realized that was a reference to the beginning of the video
Forgotten gem “I’ll use this simple wood plank! Just a simple plank of wood, who are you to judge?”
*_Breath of the Wild when you're using stairs and the stairs are broken_*
*Dramatic zoom in*
That information about mortgages in the UK on the newspaper clipping was the scariest part of all.
Chad, it's October! We need Goosebuds!
Where's goosebuds Halloween yo
Glad to see I'm not the only one who paused to check that.
SCISSOR ENTHUSIAST ESCAPES ASYLUM
Heading to JonTron's house right now!
OH GOD NO.
“It’s a swimming pool. Actually, that’s a window!” That’s memeable
{sees a window flying}
Is this a swimming pool?
Nimbleguy39 Jontron is a living breathing meme
Actually, the pools outside of the window!
MrAuthor3DS No this is patrick!
5:03 Arguably the best cover of that song
"I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror"....I need this to be my tone for my alarm clock!
It happened in September...
*DO YOU REMEMBA??!!??*
21st night of september.
HADIYAAA
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN SEPTEMBER
Nookular Bomb Did Joos melt steel beams in September?
@@AudioGardenSlave123 No THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
For the right OIILLLLLL
ChickenPika Slick sonofabitch.
+ChickenPika Hey you make those rosen ytps, i love your videos man, i always freaking laugh sop hard at them i run out of breath, keep what you doin man.
Thanks! I will.
God I love that line
+ChickenPika Yes I'd like to adopt the two of like PUPPIES FROM A KENNEL! For anything can be bought for the right *OIL*!
“Normal boots? Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in years”
"But... The others."
Fuck it
*loud car noises*
FUCK IT.
Cgamer2014 You actually can just get in the car and go. Too bad Jennifer will go insane with guilt and kill herself in the ending.
Swifty
Better Than Getting Sliced Up Though.
I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror AUGH!
-Lets make this a thing.
_JAWNTRAWN_
Smol Raptur
Lemme love u
hgnnnnnnnnn
ye bby
So did you become a mod at YJ yet?
No...
Why?
"Clock Towel? That's not very scary."
+MegaAnimazing
*changes to Clock Tower*
OH GOD
"It happend it september."
@101052746777421593727
Well that's sad, it was a month too early.
It happened in October...
Pastel Amethyst OH THAT'S THE ONE!
It’s crazy that this game literally just got remade, it’s called Clock Tower Rewind.
*vomits candy corn*
Well now I’ve lost it
The hardest I laughed in this video was at 7:20 when he look the car. I was belly laughing so hard, could barely breath!
KenzieM, I hope you can get it back.
1 year update: still haven’t found it
*weird ringing noise reveals an L*
"Clock towel?-"*scoff* "-That's not scary"
*L changes to an R*
"OH GOD"
It cracks me up every time
It happened in September...
Ethan Matthews what?
Amber Sweet Bruh it was a quote from the video
@@ItsBunnyBuns I don't remember. I don't remember what happened in September
I swear to god, I’m done will all of your crap comment thread. I will turn the damn car around!!
Here's everything on that newspaper: A headline about Scissorman escaping, the picture's caption said the Scissorman is heading towards Jon's house, and then all the words were about housing in the UK. You really gotta hand to those newspaper departments: They really know how to put together related articles!
You should join the CinemaSins team.
*ding*
"Jontron's house, soon to be murder site"
NOT THE SEESERMIN!!1!1!!1!111!
Dear god! Not only is Scissor man a serial killer, he's also a REAL ESTATE AGENT! As Scooby Do has though us that's the only thing you have to fear!
This was peak JonTron era. Jon you are hilarious, and videos like these go to show you don't need a big budget to be entertaining. All we need are vibleo gayme and cheap yolks.
Favorite lines:
'I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror'
'Picked up some ham, this will kill him!'
'Well at least he has the tendency to be delicate. Unlike some ghosts nowadays too busy to float an old lady across the streets'
'So can I start therapy now, or should I wait until the nightmares to settle in?'
You forgot: "-But the others?
-..........Fuck it!"
Kagura8999 The funny part is, if you take the car in the game the scissorman pops up in the backseat.
Jon did not factor in the warp ability...again.
Eric Yohman you forgot: "BLILILEH!"
Th3Jester What about: Ham,The Harbinger of Gout
Eric Yohman You forgot "EEEUUUUUGHHH" *pukes candy corn*
anyone make a full song of "im being strangled by the man in the mirror"
I will buy it
@pokeyoaks86 It shouldn't be to hard to do. Get someone who can sing, Jon himself would be best. Like when he did the Katie Perry song cover. There must be an instrumental only of Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror" somewhere on the internet's. I'm sure Jon knows people, or he himself, could make their own cover of it. We should all just tweet Jon or make a poll showing interest in Jon making a vid with his cover of the whole song. It's how we got the Firework cover eventually. Maybe he will do it all again for this song. :) lots of potential for humor with the cover. I'm sure it couldn't be done pretty quickly too. :)
Vegeta8300 bruh what
Man in the Mirror
Michael Jackson
Look it up
*holds fist of money* shut up and take my money
3:16)
*_I AIN'T GONNA BE THE FIRST TO DIE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH RIGHT NOW!_*
When the silent kid reaches into their bag
there was a guy who thought killing lllsou was a good idea
Old Jontron videos make me sad. I remember watching these on release, now it’s 8 years later. Love ya Jon!
Aaah this was brilliant! I hope there's more Halloween ones coming soon!
Ahhh creeps! :D
it's always a surreal moment when you learn one of your favorite youtubers is a fan of another one of your favorite youtubers.
Creeps! Is that you!?!
Creeps you have a very awesome habit of showing up in the comments sections of other youtubers I really like.
unfortunately this is probably Jontron's only video for the next few months...
No joke, those graphics are incredible for SNES !
Not as good as the "Pumpkin with face" graphics xD
Balthor -ESP-ENG-
Nightmare fuel at its finest.
Hey! You watch JonTron too!
Pluto Nonary
Since 2011 ! :P
🎵Do you remember🎵
🎶That this game takes place in September🎶
I fucking love that song. It's so good!
do.do.do.dodododo!!!!!
Ba de ya, help I’m getting strangled
Ba de ya, chopped up in September
Hey hey hey
Ba de ya, say do you remember?
Ba de ya, this game takes place in September
🎶WE REMEMBER. IN SEPTEMBER. WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED- wait, what do you mean this is the wrong song?
Ladies and Gentlemen we are now in a era where they have released clock tower on steam what a time to be alive👏👏
Crazy time to be alive, years later and it gets a official remaster and global release
Hand:*strangles her*
Hand:*pushes her gently to the ground*
*PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*
BE POLITE
BE EFFICIENT
HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET
@@rangopistacho6928 and most importantly
Throw piss at people
hello there fellow tf2 veterans.
@@Large_Vince it's a classic
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 my favourite game
9:13-9:14 that’s funnier than any of family guy’s vomit jokes
I love that Jon starts laughing too
I agree, I would throw up too, I mean what the heavens was that Brown abomination? It looked like a demonic hellspawn from the depths of hell, if I saw that as a child, I would have screamed the house down.
@@CherryBomb_Games @Shifty Bench Podcasts Haha I know my great grandma unwrapped a lot of candy and left them in her bed so she did this over time and slept in hundreds of unwrapped hard candies of varying colors. There were also twizzlers in the bed. One day I went in the room in the afternoon she was outside picking peaches and I dumped 2 gallons of syrup on the sheets and she hasnt said anything this was last week
The fact that he and his cameraman starts laughing speaks volumes
@@eleanorhogan8643 Late but- It actually is a literal demonic hellspawn. He's Bobby's (the scissorman in this game) twin brother and the second scissor man after Bobby dies. Jon got the two mixed up. Angus Young guy is Bobby and the horrible blob is Dan.
Fortunately, Dan looks normal later on.
All things can be baught and sold for the right O I L
He was so British then xD
>"baught"
>Kek
the hogfather oil is my friends nickname
I'm pretty sure that was flex seal in his hand
the hogfather O I L
Finally releasing outside of Japan! Clock Tower: Rewind
🎵 I’m being strangled by the man in the mirror EEUGHH 🎵
Always factor in the warp ability. That's how you survive any situation.
11:42 the way that sceleton turned his head when Jon started to talk about him is kinda spooky
*🎵 💀 S K O O P Y S C E A R Y S K E L I T O N S 💀 🎵*
Dr Pink yoshi 2 vids and stuff was that misspelled on purpose?
@@BlehhhXP if ur talking about the "skoopy" part then yes
10 years ago. I feel so old, time flies