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Home Improvement - JonTron
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2012
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Home Improvement the game. Where's the Nobel Peace Prize.
/ jontronshow
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Special thanks to the Pixel Art Guild for JonTron art!!
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The fact that the editing quality and style still holds up perfectly almost a decade later is honestly astonishing
Agreed. Present Jon has some funny moments but his early videos were so energetic and chaotic and I loved it so much more
I thought you where talking about Home Improvement and not the videos, but it totally works for both. (only in my mind)
it is now a decade later
@@bananatiergod i find he has alot more energy now, the oldest ones are still alot less polished in his delivery
i thought he meant the show, too. damn, i'm getting old.
6:58 "Old-school Jontron Moment"
- Says a Jontron video from *ten years ago.*
Future man
Ha ha. time passes. Nice one
ahem:
10*
We now call it classic or bronzetron.
I've literally watched every JonTron episode at LEAST five times. There aren't many UA-camrs that have the same effect on me. I could watch the same JonTron vid multiple times in a row and still enjoy it every time
A.J. Gray nice kakashi hatake pic
I can easily picture Kakashi doing just that while training his students. Yep I'm referencing the time he was training Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura all the while reading a book.
ZombifiedBuizel and Sakura? Oh wait, kind of obvious
A.J Gray I know what you mean and agree, in fact I sometimes do. I would watch each and every one all day if I could
A.J. Gray JonTron and Scott The Woz are easily the most re-watchable youtubers ever
The manual for the game actually says “real men don’t need instructions”
The only good part
@@noisemarine561 Never laughed so hard in my life yo lol! 😂
Ecks Dee
"Ar ar ar"
If they did that today they'd be cancelled for toxic masculinity or something
Jon Tron is like crack you whatch one video and you cant stop.
SgtTomTom THIS
IS CRACK
-Peewee herman
I know
SgtTomTom *Jontron* is like drugs.
And when he doesn't upload you get withdrawals
Did you do crack to spell "watch"?
Words I never thought I would hear: *DID I JUST SEE TIM ALLEN, FROM HOME IMPROVEMENT, USE HIS LIGHTSABER CHAINSAW TO FIGHT A RAPTOR?!!? MMMMMMM SHIET*
Chara Dreemurr this is c r a c k
SHIET
And jontron said it as well
The "mmmmmmmm SHIET" is the best part
Me:I only saw him in the santa Claus movies xD
Tim Allen would exact his revenge half a decade after this video by having Jon review Christmas with the Kranks.
"Oscar Goblin" is probably one of the most hilarious adjectives I've ever heard.
Meatball Philosopher think he said Oscar gobbling but yea Oscar goblin is pretty hilarious.
Oscar Goblin Deez Nutz!
I would absolutely play a First-person shooter based on Sister Sister.
Urkel character action game by Platinum. Fund it.
This would be better than Half Life, Halo and COD combined. Here are some reasons why:
1.) It's a breath of fresh air to the FPS genre. Typically in an FPS you play as some muscle bound roid jacked military freak, a dude in a power suit of some sort, a psycho with a gun or some combination of the three. Players would not suspect that they'd be taking the role of two African American teenage girls.
2.) It's empowering to minorities and women. Typically games have Caucasian protagonists. While various people of ethnic backgrounds taking up the mantle of the hero is becoming more common, games are still dominated by Caucasian males in the lead roles. Allowing two women who also happen to be African American take the reigns would be edgy and almost unheard of. This would also show that women and people who aren't white can be competent, powerful characters.
3.) It could be deceptively deep. On the surface it might just look like some shitty game about two teenage girls who broke into their dad's gun cabinet, but the underlying symbolism in the game could be powerful. Putting the girls in situations where they have to overcome the stigma society places on African Americans and women could educate the masses about inequality in American society. The game would confront players with moral and ethical questions that make them think about how messed up our society really is.
4.) It would appeal to a wide audience. Young people would be drawn to the game because they'd be able to relate to two hip teenage girls. Older people would like it because it would teach wholesome morals and family values. Even older people would like it because some people are disgusting and enjoy teenage women well into their 70's. Babies would like it because of colors and sounds.
5.) Online coop would be a thing given that there are not one, but TWO lead characters.
6.) It would be hilarious.
Who wouldn't, that's my question.
Andrewmeda Galaxy
Go home, Roger
Boy, looking back at his old videos, ragefaces and all...
+SladeBallard yup
I know, when memes were relevant to comedy 😂
First jon put memes in his videos then he became a meme
And despite it all, it's still funny.
it was just another time, don't judge him
This is where the real fun began!
I am sorry but all I can think of when I hear that is JoJo Part 7 Diego.
Understandable
Was machst du denn hier Galileel ?:D
Grüße gehen raus an den ehrenmann !
Galileel ist überall
Was als ob du hier bist
1:35 “YOU MAY HAVE HEARD A THING OR TWO ABOUT FLEX SEAL”
Complete list of used songs for the episode:
0:25 Super Mario Land II - Athletic Theme
0:59 Home Improvement TV Theme
1:10 Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Emerald Hill Zone
3:23 DinoCity - Staff Roll
4:03 Gradius (NES) - Challenger 1985
4:30 Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Throwback Galaxy
4:58 Zombies Ate My Neighbours - Zombie Panic Stage Theme
5:01 Gradius: The Slot - Gradius 1st Galaxy Remix
5:36 Super Mario World - Special World
6:03 Parodius Da! - Mottomo Kita no Kunihara '90
6:45 Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland - Butter Building
7:24 Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards - Boss
7:45 Top Gear - Las Vegas
8:20 Super Mario Kart - Rainbow Road
JuanLeTwnz 5:36 Special World - Super Mario World
depht Thx a lot, gonna put it in the list.
6:45 is from kirby for the gba
JuanLeTwnz also would like to know what music it's at 5:01
Enrique Ramirez Nightmare in dreamland or amazing mirror?
Edit: nvm, found it.
Home Improvement was so cheesy, it was enjoyable. Tim Allen's growling noises never cease to make me grin to this day.
Shamal Jifan lol, I always forget about that. didn't he get caught at an airport with like a freakin' pound or kilo or something?
creator 44 Yup. Almost got sent to prison for life.
the sounds just annoyed me
a yes, annoyed grunt by neil cicigiera
EHHHHOOOWUH?
8:14 The first man to hear a parrot speak be like:
I know this video is years old, and I don’t know if anyone will see this, but can we take some time to appreciate how well edited 8:08 is? They kept Jacque’s eyes red the whole time.
I know this comment is years old, but yah. The editors are actually the gods of Mount Olympus. Fun fact for you.
@@kermit00000 Really?
@@rubiks_20 yes
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
🍪 🍪 🍪
DEATH BATTLE!!!
Tim Allen VS The Famous Los Angeles Dinosaur
*FINISH HIM*
That's swood
Tim Allen for smash
Moves: Squat
Squat
Squat
Super Squat of Doom
+Gaetano De Paola Final Smash: To infinity and beyond!
Relevant
Don S. MDT yes. good.
*Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
And all his moves are just him using various tools
...then again, Tim Allen in real life is probably pretty close to his character on the show
the home improvement show within a show reminded me of the red greed show. i actually loved both.
I'm sick asf and even know this is an old video it makes me feel better. Thank u Jon tron
Text: "They're filming Dinosaur Safari next door."
Jon: "Back to the Stone Age."
Goddammit, Jon.
He also said "So naturally that means, the set next-door is in the stone age"
The text just before said stone age
"Something from the 90's, and starring Tim Allen!" ...Toy Story?
Nah, that also had Tom Hanks.
He said terrible though
i thought that as well lol
He said something terrible
A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. EXACTLY
I fuckin miss Jontron, these old videos are solid gold, and his new videos are amazing but horrendously infrequent.
RIP
9 years in the future from this video. Bring back some dinosaurs
It's 11pm and I need to get up at 7am yet I am binge watching jontron...
What is my life
Ideal.
It's 6:43 and I should be doing homework.... I didn't get any done yesterday and it's due today..... F***
Eeeeeeexactly.
1 am for me
asgore why are you watching jontron
Tim Allan for smash bro's 4 dlc
Cocaine Cannon
+Edscratch23469 if they can include Cloud...
+Edscratch23469
Allen*
+Sephirothwolf News flash: He's in! :D
+Edscratch23469 Catscratch?
It took me until quarantine to discover how amazing Jon Tron is. While I'm late to the party, I'm grateful I figured it out.
7:39 Nope I'm done. The gigs up, I am no longer subjecting myself to this torture. That would be Ma-so-chis-tic
Home Improvement is my favourite anime
Pierre I prefer Cory in the House.
fuck that shit this is real anime
Pierre fucking weak sauce man, everybody knows suite life of zach and cody was the real hardcore anime
Pierre idk maine all my waifus are from keeping up with the kardashians
Nick Oakley thats weak shit right there man, fake and homosexual man.
Nothing like settling down with some snacks, some drank, some arts and crafts and spending all day on a JonTron video binge.
3:55 - 4:02 are probably one of most favorite sounds Jon has made, that grunt he makes with the explosion sounds lived rent free in my mind for many years.
2:02 : me whenever JonTron uploads a new video
jontron is the best person ever, i always find a way to come back to him channel
SnowballGaming The best person ever? This is UA-cam. No one is good, you can expose anyone. Now to expose Jontron.
...Uh... His deleted Top 10 Overrated Games video?
Blue Flare789 true
Him videos best vijeos
@@Keithsrealm *report?*
@@glassbottlemenacesyou8323
Yes
First his vids had a lot of dinosaurs, then a lot of Titanic
Now a lot of Star wars.
Playmaker ............look up
Playmaker Did i seem threatening?
Because I hope not XD
I was just pointing it out
You mean titenic
+Tengu Lookin' Dog Yeah, sure. Credit OP for continuing to breathe life into the cancer that is GamerGate. Truly an inspiration, dragging that bloated corpse around everywhere he goes.
6:13 Gets me every time
SHIET
so happy to see a flex seal ad on one of the classics :,) warms my heart
How did they manage to make a game which has you fighting raptors with a lightsaber chainsaw suck? That should be like the coolest thing on earth.
Yeah well the asylum made a movie about fighting sharks in space with laser chainsaws suck, so...
controls... controls and crappy story.
i mean, folks made a native american kill dinos with guns and the game's good!
is a question of developement
only further contributing evidence that Blood Dragon 2 needs to be a thing.
@@theALTF4 Turok was by far one of my favorite early n64 games. Nostalgia boner right hyaw
My brain kept picturing Tim Allen in this game as Hank Hill.
why? their outfits are nothing alike
a little bit...
that's asinine I tell ya hwat.
BWAH!!!
But he doesn't sell propane or propane accessories! Also he is a loser! He's a loser!
See what I did there? HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!
It's 2022, these videos are still fucking Gold.
1:55 Jon Tron: waves and snaps his fingers around
becomes best moment ever
Seinfeld the Game?
It'd totally be a LucasArts-style point and click game
I'd play it as well as a It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia beat em up game
Where you play as the TRASH MAN!
He comes out, throws trash, and then... He starts eating garbage! He then picks up the trash can, and BASHES the guy over the head with it!
Seindfeld Doom mod
I'd call it Seinfeld: The Covenant of the Keys.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
"I understand back then that if it had a face, they made a game out of it..." Pretty much the same concept as rule 34.
+Michael Busic nah, rule 34 don't need no faces.
just make Africa an South America have a sex-like position, and yer done.
***** Lol I know. I've seen some pretty fucked up shit on the internet.
Haven't we all?
no it doesn't have to have a face. it just needs to be something that can interact with a human in any way, basically.
you’re all wrong. Rule34: If it exists there is porn of it. If not, there will be eventually.
6:08 yes yes you are
It’s 3 in the morning, still haven’t done homework, and I’m just binge watching JonTron....
No Regerts....
...
HOLY HELL I FORGOT I HAD HOMEWORK-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONTRON'S VIDEO OF HOME IMPROVEMENT!
WHO CARES IF I'M A DAY LATE, I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
You know you’re watching an old video when they say “click the annotation on the screen for more videos.”
2:55 I bet the zodiac killer was happy knowing his infamy lead to a joke in a jontron video about home improvement on the Super Nintendo
Jon's little dance at 1:58-2:03 killed me. XD
Anyone else marathoning old jontron videos?
Here.
Wish he'd come back... SNIFF
Meee
literally everyone here probably 😆
Well 2 years after you made this comment
yes!!
I have an entire playlist of Jontrons videos and I just like sleeping and listening to them
2:17 Oh, that sound effect... so much nostalgia. Reminds me of the time Link got strangled to death by a Redead.
That bird can talk what the fuck
Yeah, I only noticed because Jon pointed it out. That's fucking weird...
100% Protection
You must be not great at reading sarcasm on the internet
+Kevinofrepublic no one can
Its a MiRaClE
Welcome to jontron kiddo
Tim Allen from home improvement, using a lightsaber Chainsaw to fight a raptor....idk that sounds badass to me
To bad the controls suck.
I read "the alien" instead of "Tim allen" and it made more sence the first time
No matter how many times I re watch I keep coming back after a couple months
Months? I come back here after a few minutes
5:31 giggedy
Also if your seeing this in THE FUTURE like me RIP Jon tron in my timeline it's been half a year since Jon had posted a video
5:33 - "AND... A-A-! AYNTS EVRYWHEH..."
3:19
JUST DO IT.
your avatar is bootiful
The Bloo Kirby thanks buddy
byoutiful
stop
+TNT apples *YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TOMORROW*
I wonder how many time's his bird has crapped on him while he was recording lol
+Vapor Aficionado Enough.
Oh thank the gods. I'm not the only one who thinks this every video.
I miss these classic videos more and more as time goes on. I’ve seen all of them and I rewatch them again and again anyway, they’re just that good lol
7:21 best reaction
I actually liked Home Improvement.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TheCookieCrusader
Born in the 90's, what did you expect? at some point you watch whats on, and it wasn't the worst thing on at the time.
How about Full House? Anyone?
Nyghtking Oh I thought you meant the game lol, sorry I was tired. XD
TheCookieCrusader
Eh it's fine, the game looks boring and difficult, I liked the show.
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Full House is cheesier than Wisconsin.
Don't do meth, kids
I broke the 69 likes.
*Hello Wisconsin!*
"WHERE'S THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY AWARD!?" is my new favorite quote of all time.
My dad loved this show when he was younger and he makes us watch it every night
Seriously? Like, how the hell does a game developer screw up fighting dinosaurs with fricking chainsaws unless they're making some sort of conscious effort to do so?
6:06 - 6:15 I cant stop laughing at that 9 second part.
Does the laser-chainsaw have an ice attachment?
SHIET.
MMMMMMM SHIET
Defeating a raptor with an ice chainsaw would be awesome! Gruesome, but awesome!
Jon using rage comic faces:
Himself later: “ThAt OnE dIdNT AgE sO WeLL
What's a "rage comic face" and why didn't they age well? Not trying to be confrontational just, super curious. :)
@@tarrker Oh they were an old set of comics, you know Megusta, Epic Face, Troll Face, its from that era. Like the girl with the creepy face going FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU at something, or the trollface poping up to inconvenience someone. I used to scroll past hundreds of them, that was peak humor back then
@@mikewazowski471 back then? Was only 10 or 15 years ago. Although, I suppose that does feel like another time now. Either way, thanks for the clarification. Still not sure where they were in this video or why they didn't age well, though?
@@tarrker Oh I have no idea why they aged poorly, some of those comics still get a laugh out of me
Man , 2020 is got me binge watching all of Jon’s videos , is like going backwards, I hate quarantine
That carlton dance fit so perfectly with that "swanky loop from the coolest club in town" song omg xDD
just found you....WHO ARE YOU WHY DO YOU EXIST I LOVE YOU!
what a classic, just another look back in time to an era long gone, missed but missed but always fondly remembered
6:05 that honestly sounds awesome, fighting a dinosaur with a lightsaber chainsaw, just say it without tim allen and it is awesome
More like fighting a reptile with an ice chainsaw
@@ootfan7882 what?
"It's easy on the eyes"
"Everything in this game is maddening to the eyes"
Home Improvement was the birth of Dark Souls
Ether ealist What tools u got bicth
Havel’s Wrench, Hammer of Favor and Protection. Mortar. Bolts. Nails. EVERYTHING you could ever want!
Imagine a PC mod where you replace the enemy sound effects with Tim Allen grunts
Truly a timeless experience. So wholesome, and still enjoyable to this day.
Just like home improvement
here in 2021 reminiscing on the good ol' days of youtube... man times have changed so fast...
2:01, I laughed way harder than I should have at this
I almost lost my shit! Played it like 10 times...
That part and when he says "SHIET" at 6:14 have always been some of my most favorite JonTron moments
Wait there’s a limit?
lol same
Same tho
I dunno, i think a Sister Sister FPS would be hilarious.
3:16
"I've seen worse"
Oh god John, dont you even remind me of that "game"...
What game?
@@kilometer5082 he showed a screen shot, it's called Ballz 3D
Basically, if you were a kid and got that game
The main menu screen would already make your parents rush in and turn it off
Look up the main theme of Ballz 3D on UA-cam, make sure you have headphones on.
@@lvbboi9 I did...
Oh...
Well...it kinda has a nice ring to it...
@@kilometer5082 I really wanna know what was going through their mind.
@@kilometer5082 apparently heard it's because the game's catch-phrase would be "You gotta have ballz", but Nintendo wouldn't allow that.
So as a fuck you card to Nintendo they did that with the theme
Home improvement is legit awesome.
In terms of sitcoms, what exactly do you want? Easily one of the best, family friendly long running sitcoms, ever made. Don't hate.
Tim Allen for Smash Bros 4
Confirmed.
Its called super smash bros kerfluffle
AuzzieMuffin Now that Miis are allowed, he actually IS confirmed.
munny moore, this is definitely a "fuck yeah" moment.
MORE POWER!!!!!!
1:58 - 2:03 always gets me hahaha
Leon Graemmler He's so into it! Haha!
Galileel 😖
Galileel sooos saas
Was? Du hier?
Galileel I
Games Jon was Holding at 0:27
South Park (N64)
Final Fantasy 8 (PS1)
Cool Spot (SNES)
Joe and Mac (SNES)
And
A pack of Cards
This is just for people who is wondering the games he would hold because when he holds the games the scene goes by so fast
The other snes game is joe and mac.
In case you are wondering, the song at 7:46 is “ no time to explain credits song”.
I was playing the game earlier today so I recognized it immediately because it is one of my favorite songs and the game itself is really good too.
MMMMM
SHIET
6:13
0:51
michael jackson hat on snes cartridge = AWSOME
This is the game your parents got you when you wanted doom for Christmas.
First jontron video ever I'm watching in 2020, a video made in 2012 Lord let this be good!
All I think of when I see this is the video where someone replaced every sound in Morrowind with the Tim Allen grunt.
You guys know the Santa Claus movies with Tim Allen? Well, when you kids get your presents from Santa this year, don't say "Oh look, I got my present from Santa", you say "Oh look, I got my present from Tim Allen"!
You mean Scott Calvin? ;)
***** I disagree with both points. Bernard couldn't have carried a show, and while the neighbour was good fun, Al was annoying in anything beyond small doses.
Fluffyrox4 nah, you get them from allah. His church is on FIRE.
"look at all these games"
has a literal deck of playing cards...
i love it.
9 years later and the intro music from Jon's old videos is still so cool!
I liked Home Improvement when I was a kid and could easily laugh at most things. I still easily laugh at most things, but not that anymore. Now I'd just watch it for nostalgia trips.
I like how he put Emerald Hill zone music at the beginning
+christopher reynolds no. that song has been with me since I was 2
+christopher reynolds it's at 1:10
I thought that was from Super Mario Land 2
+grimTales1 (facepalm)
+Cool trainer Steven XD
Not gonna lie, I miss this dude. Quite a bit actually. He has some great quality humor in my book.
I have news for you
Why you miss him ?
Is he dead or something?
"Haha I stole your favorite tool! If you want it back you'll need to travel back in time to the stone age!"
"OK you can keep it I guess I can get another one from the hardware store"
it's 2016 and I'm watching Jontron from 2012. That's how cool he is
ABSOLUTELY
+sans the skeleton copied Sierra's logo
XD
+HogfatherD23 Amen Dude.
HogfatherD23 Person from 2017 here. Still watching and enjoying them :)
Jon looks a tiny bit like young chubby Josh Peck but with facial hair.
Cartoon High and sounds like Timon from The Lion King. nice deal bundle there.
there's josh
and then there's sexy josh (JonTron)
+The Roborandy LITERALLY MY THOUGHT PROCESS
"Am I Tim Allen with a lightsaber chainsaw fighting a raptor" Why yes, you are in Heaven.
When you open the fridge to see you soda gone 6:13
To be honest, a lightsaber chainsaw fighting a raptor sounds fucking badass.
TorchJackie so like...is the lightsaber chainsaw fighting for hitself ooor....
The_Magik_Waffle Anyone but Tim Ellen with it of course.
TorchJackie ooooh ok :o