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"In hindsight, it's 20/20." Nice one.
For those who don’t know, the saying is “hindsight 20/20”
It is sad that 2020 was the year after covid was declared a global pandemic, people thought it was over and ended up extending it another 2 years. 2020 was indeed a shit year in hindsight. Maybe there is a creator.
Cg5 ref?!
@@ShiningDarknesbro, the world has been rapidly getting worse overall ever since 2020 like someone released an ancient curse or something 😂
Second this popped up I seen that part
'I don't understand why ancient humans needed to build such large nuclear-powered bombs just to not use them. Literally, what is the point of nuke?'
r/cursedcomments
The point is usually at the top of the missile.
THIS 👉
BOOOOOOOOOM!!
Intimidation Tactics.
Made in China water bombs are real, they just steam.
It's to eat
6:40 no
It's because the English language only had a few words for colours for a long time. Red got used to describe gold, orange, purple etc.
Same goes for describing violets as blue
Its why you get people being called redheads, the red lion, the red onions...
Same goes for older literature describing the sea as being, "wine dark."
Edit: I love English Lit 😁
Came here to say this. Well phrased!
time to call it purple onion then
@@shiro3146 it would make sense wouldn't it
@@DaZebraffe thanks!
Its better to be a smart feller than to be a fart smeller.
fella* smella* 🤓
@@shirkam3657 can't even comment in ohio😭😭
@@Uselessfella172😐
@@Uselessfella172...
@AsterionMoloc426 never again
“Well yes, but actually no.”
There wasn’t a single wrong word in this video
Good work, keep ‘em coming
Video: *posted 25mins ago*
Comment: *posted 24mins ago*
Me: Something ain't right
@@biggerman3691 you might want to redo your math
@@biggerman3691using 100% brain power i see
@@biggerman3691 for me it says this comment was 47 minutes ago, while the video says only 9.
@@PaperLuigi14 I think they were saying that it makes no sense that the comment knows theres no wrong words despite having commented only one minute after the video's release.
2:19
Shorts
No shoes
No goggles
He's already a walking hazard.
"bottom hat" 😭
Honestly, the chess one does work. Just like the pawn can become any of those other pieces by making it to the other side of the board, you can become part of any of those institutions by also putting in the work.
and also getting lucky and not dying while being unable to move backwards, sometimes taking out a fellow pawn, and moving laterally sometimes
not hardly. IRL the king, queen, rook, knight and biship is making sure no one else gets to the other side because they dont want competition and cant stand the thought that anyone else is better than them. plus then theres the thole other team.
You must not work with other people...
4:33 that’s definitely a typo on THEIR part and you can probably demand it to be fixed
Unless it's like a programming question asking "what will this code output" and in that case those answers are different
bro when he pronounced each spanish word wrong a bit of me died on the inside 💀 9:50
Same
don't those pyramids have 5 points? technically.
Nah each exposed side of the bricks are a point
you've got a point there.
@@senittoaoflightning4404 not one, a million
@@genuinelyspoken6611 The pyramids are made of stone blocks, not bricks.
8:29 "You had a red car, bro. They thought you were going faster" Is that a Warhammer 40k Orc reference?
Scrolled down just for this comment)
8:41 the fact that a I remember this question from scool but not the time I almost got expose shows the reason I was Al most expepexl d
i think you're malfunctioning again
Please call for help, instead of posting on the internet, while you have a stroke.
I’m putting this on r/ihadastroke
Dis anit evenn dat bad
r/ihadastroke
I think red onions are called red because they were named before the colour orange was distinguished from red. The same reason white grapes are green. The colours didn't have a name yet
Arent red onions purple anyway
@@chaosspider5765 That too, but, point still stands. Red grapes are also purple and called red for the same reason
@@privatizitat815 yeah ik
1:04
I’d be curious, too, because that’s the wrong place for the serial numbers. (It’s supposed to be bottom/middle on the left side, either above or below the little letter there which I think marks which mint was used to make it)
0:18 They built such massive structures for a tomb because it was a tomb for their leaders, those leaders were highly respected and revered and they wanted to leave a legacy in the form of a massive structure that would last for multiple millennia.
One of my favourite subreddits, tbh
same
Fun fact: in Jarvis Johnson's original tweet, if you expand the image he is also holding the movie Up.
the buildup to the 2020 joke god damn it that got me
3:20 ah yes, the *moon bears*
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!!!!! how'd I get here?
5:52
by cooking chicken ofcourse (for context: in Dutch we call this "Kippenvel")
Technically everything in your life had lead up to reading this comment.
r/angryupvote
Bruh 💀
I always thought the same way about those logo shirts. I call them billboard shirts because you're literally a walking billboard when you wear them.
Fish
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what a Bottom Hat is and it said
A "bottom hat" could be interpreted in a few different ways depending on context or imagination:
1) Literal Interpretation: In a literal sense, a "bottom hat" might refer to a hat worn on the lower part of the body, like a shoe for the head. It could be an absurd or humorous concept, possibly used in a creative or whimsical setting.
2) Antonymic Interpretation: If we take "bottom" to mean the opposite of "top" rather than the lower part of the body, a "bottom hat" might be something worn on the feet or lower extremities. It could be a play on words, suggesting a hat-like accessory for the feet.
3) Symbolic Interpretation: In a symbolic sense, a "bottom hat" could represent an inversion or reversal of the traditional notion of a hat. It might be a metaphor for something unconventional or contrary to expectations, perhaps indicating a style of headwear that's worn differently or challenges conventional fashion norms.
so 2/3 Answers says Shoe.....
Red car go fast, nice Warhammer 40k joke.
Or just physics
oh, I thought it was a redshift joke. What happens in 40k?
@@LincolnDWard Orcs paint their vehicles red, to make them go faster.
@@insaincaldo Ah! That makes sense (it doesn't, but in a fun way)
@@LincolnDWard In simplest terms, orcs are so idiot servant that if they believe three guns held together with duct tape will shoot more, it does.
0:32 facts bro
The bear one is very accurate. In fact, scientists refer to that region of space as “The Goldilocks Zone.”
2:34 No no... I'm NOT going to wear those again... That's scam... But I'll still do it for free though!
5:50
I don't remember what it's called, or why/how it does what it does.
But goosebumps are part of a fight/flight response from our ancestors from before we lost the full body coverage of hair.
Jack Singing Bits
3:50 r/Chessmemes
YEAHHH BEST SUBREDDIT
No it isn’t
R/best is the best subreddit
@onelonepotatochip4121 Technically the truth.
@@frogmossy4201r/whoosh
0:43 I mean... They did say literally... Bro just understood the assignment as far as I'm concerned :')
7:38 the light from my lamp travel how far!?!
1:52 - …Take my r/AngryUpvote, damn you… XD
If you're cleaning the vacuum cleaner you're the vacuum cleaner cleaner.
what if somebody was cleaning the vacuum cleaner and they took a shower, aren’t they cleaning themselves as a vacuum cleaner cleaner? And also if you substituted the cleaning themselves as a vacuum cleaner cleaner, are you the substitute for the cleaning themselves as a vacuum cleaner cleaner?
the guy who typed his name as "unavailable" only to find out he has signed in was probably pissed
Thank you very much I needed a detox from reading the loving reaper
"In hindsight, 2020" got me real good.
2:06 The British have eaten both inside of a pyramid and what’s inside of a pyramid.
5:49 i can actually control them and can just wish to get goosebumps and voom they are here
Everything's true
Everything's a lie
No no no, clearly, everything is _awsome_
No no no everything is everything
2:58 Jack got "guns".
"The furries are the military."
-Emkay
He's voice feels like he can easily just voice over freiza with no problems
4:08 VIVA LA RÉVOLUTION!
I usually buy not well known brands and try to avoid everything with a brand name or logo that covers half the piece or that is evident or catchy
4:01 BRO CHILL YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT
NOBODY CARES IF YOU ARE FIRST
I agree
Real
But I’m not first?
I care
First
Some teachers are chill but some just fail you on purpose
0:30 Because cathedrals have a clear goal perhaps ?
When I can pronounce pyramidal better than the the narrator in their 20s
Pir-oh-mid-ee-all. 0:20
Sounds like an over-the-counter drug
You want a cookie?
Actually, incorrect if we're going to be smart about this. It would be "pi-ram-i-duhl". There is no extra "e" sound
Hey i made a camp fire ina cave and ate food. Its great you should try it. Something about it feels so good.
3:43 this moment felt so weird because I never heard or even imagined what buddha's voice would sound like...
Technically the truth tbh
1:05, yes, it is worth more.
2:08 it’s the pharaoh curse
I love videos like this
The teacher didn’t draw fish, they circled the blanks, as 0 is the smallest number there
4:42
No, He put B instead of C
Note the space between the 6 and 60, note that it's the only difference between the answers, how would they have known to pick c
@@heartlockestudio3347 I’ll give you an example;
You’re doing a difficult(ish) math problem on your SAT:
A: These solutions are extraneous __ __ __ __
B: these solutions are extraneous __ __ these solutions are NOT extraneous __ __
C; these solutions are NOT extraneous __ __ __ __
Obviously, there’s a big difference, even if you put the right numbers, you’re still wrong.
9:11 LIAR! A BOTTOM HAT IS CAT EARS! GRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I thought the same thing
Every time you use a lighter, it gets lighter.
It will get so light that it can't light any more.
Words and punctuation are good.
if. it. can’t. light. anymore. it. just. ran. out. of. fuel. not! light. so. hard! you. can’t. see. it. otherwise! if? you. can’t. see? it. when. you, light. it! up. then. you’re? blind! or, you. have. a, big! blind! spot? or, you. have, a, blurry? eye. or, you. have, something? in. your. eye. or, you. have, your. eyes. closed.
……….,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.’”’”’”’”’!?!?!
at the end... you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner
00:47 I think we studied an article about that story in middle school Enlgish class.
5:49 How did he get the sound effect so accurate ?
9:28 if a shoe is a bottom hat then a hat is a top shoe
Every time they do an ad read I am viciously reminded that all of the emkay narrators are ridiculously attractive
1:16, I mean, it's double correct. Still a rona year and perfect vision.
Great video, some of them are funny as hell ngl
5:45 julia is right, the second person just used a bunch of random different accents that are not considered proper english... and he still spelled a lot wrong.
Nobody says uiriten. That would be pronounced something like "oh-er-aye-ten", which I've never once heard any accent say for written. writ-ten. literally spelled exactly like it sounds. If you aren't saying it like that then you are saying it wrong.
For reference, scholars say that the most proper form of english (most like how its spelled) is west coast american english. AKA how normal people generally talk in hollywood movies.
3:16 all I’m saying is we don’t know for sure that Russians didn’t launch a space bear during the Cold War.
in roman numerals, the twin towers would kind of mirror each other like IX XI
Fun fact: Pyramids were built before man invented the hole in the ground.
0:00 No, paper does not cause deforestation. Lumber companies replant the trees they cut down, because otherwise, they'd run out.
Deforestation is caused by trees being burned down so the land can be used for another purpose, such as housing or farming.
This subreddit is supposed to be about stuff which is technically true, which this isn't.
The "correct answer" thing is just bad programming. If your quiz relies on all answers being typed out in the exact way the reference text was made, you shouldn't be making an online quiz.
5:21 Do they mean that's only the case with English words... Cuz bro clearly hasn't seen Irish words if they think that lmao.
Don't forget about Demond 3:17
5:29 Sure, but in Italian there are a few exceptions...
"The furries are the military"
Sequential bills are actually worth a lot of money, but they're usually only worth money if the numbers are low (ex 0001, 0002, 0003)
Redheads were named before the colour orange
Hm, well... AI would probably treat kids better than human teachers do.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat.
If you clean the vacuum cleaner, then you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner.
Jack's advertisement is, and i eill stand by this, better than Robin's so much jack and humour in it lol
9:49 swirly d jumpscare
9:44 Not really... I bet Spain has.
Some serial numbers on dollars are worth more
10/10 thumbnail
Bro the turkey republic was found in 1923
Toothpaste is mouth soap
8:22
POV: You failed 5th grade
( Space is the universe except the earth, and the universe is the space and the earth )
Ok, but where is the earth located relative to space? Not on the outside, that's not possible.
@@senittoaoflightning4404 the space isnt a perfect shape, how do people not know this? Its literally told in schools
@@Agoraphobia2763 Space is all around earth.
You might be getting it mixed up with outer space.
petition to make the pawn in chess somehow cannonically trans
It probably is 😂
@@Randomratz240 they can turn into a queen
2:04 yeah, that's just flatout a stupid thing to do... is this some kind of flex? it's pointless and ridiculous
04:12 ohhh I get it, if you go all the way you can become a queen!
2:15 it was 101 years ago....
The green line on bear attack chart is Earth orbit. Earth will be there or was there so either the bears.
no, you're the vacuum cleaner cleaner. and then you have to wash up, so you use the vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner.
0:44 holy shit not kidding that's my dad