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  • @CherryDoughnut
    @CherryDoughnut Місяць тому +333

    I sleep with my phone on dnd because the wizards like to call me at 7am on weekends and what ever issues they're having that early on a Saturday isn't my problem.

    • @3xtremelamborghini
      @3xtremelamborghini Місяць тому +34

      Teach me how to turn dungeons and dragons mode on

    • @charlesmartin1972
      @charlesmartin1972 Місяць тому +13

      ​@@3xtremelamborghinifirst you gotta rock down to electric avenue

    • @snarkatryta
      @snarkatryta Місяць тому +16

      It's the same here but the bards keep telling me to meet them at the local tavern

    • @bellslimes
      @bellslimes Місяць тому +2

      @@snarkatrytahave you?

    • @UmarBlox5124
      @UmarBlox5124 Місяць тому

      ok

  • @owenmurray1405
    @owenmurray1405 Місяць тому +283

    7:56 “Liked by creator” 💀💀💀

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Місяць тому +40

      Mom says hi, she is also concerned of your watch time.

    • @hoospy
      @hoospy Місяць тому

      @@insaincaldoASHNUWDXHNBE

    • @elizabetgseears4263
      @elizabetgseears4263 Місяць тому +14

      11:29 another liked by creator

  • @nathanblackburn1193
    @nathanblackburn1193 Місяць тому +113

    I do believe getting "a Tetris" is a thing in Tetris, I think it's when you erase 4 lines with a line piece

    • @terminal_2495
      @terminal_2495 Місяць тому +15

      Correct!

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty Місяць тому +10

      And you get extra points for it.

    • @kaderen8461
      @kaderen8461 Місяць тому +12

      instant top surgery

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ Місяць тому +2

      @@kaderen8461 ah hell yeah. that’s all it takes???

    • @idogaming3532
      @idogaming3532 Місяць тому +1

      Yep.

  • @Vergilgamez
    @Vergilgamez Місяць тому +90

    11:45 it’s not really important but “pucci” is a character from JoJos bizarre adventure who is a priest, which is why he’s saying such

    • @SweatyTwig
      @SweatyTwig Місяць тому +3

      ah yes, a fellow man of culture

    • @ZukoTukoNuko
      @ZukoTukoNuko Місяць тому +5

      Bro got tired of dio💀

    • @tlpa
      @tlpa Місяць тому +9

      dio wasnt home so he had to crank one himself

    • @asuchi7370
      @asuchi7370 Місяць тому +5

      You could say he was not “stone free” when he said that!

    • @hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426
      @hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426 Місяць тому +3

      He only wants DIO

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 Місяць тому +98

    "What do you put on First"
    My underwear?????

    • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
      @jokerofspades-xt3bs Місяць тому +10

      Are you saying you don't put your pants on before your underwear?

    • @taxinvasion260
      @taxinvasion260 Місяць тому +2

      Typical conformer.

    • @mcu6023
      @mcu6023 Місяць тому +2

      Don't forget, socks first, so you don't bring feet bacteria to your nether regions...

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 Місяць тому

      ​@@jokerofspades-xt3bsHello, Superman.

    • @LQABP
      @LQABP Місяць тому +2

      For me, it’s my glasses.

  • @IRodeTheCylcond
    @IRodeTheCylcond Місяць тому +110

    6:08 I actually know the context of this tweet because it was for a video the boys made. It was a you laugh you tweet challenge thing and that's one of the things he had to post.

  • @Bespeon
    @Bespeon Місяць тому +84

    "an older, shittier James Cordon" is so funny Robin

  • @heathed4945
    @heathed4945 Місяць тому +31

    11:35 AYO ENRICO PUCCI ON THE HUB. Ain't that man a priest? He should be going on dates with vampires or some shit.

  • @mettat9062
    @mettat9062 Місяць тому +47

    11:37 one of the reasons why he wanted to reset the universe.

    • @WildMoose2
      @WildMoose2 Місяць тому +3

      I thought no one else saw that lol

    • @asuchi7370
      @asuchi7370 Місяць тому +2

      Made in r/cursedcomments

  • @TheGeno28
    @TheGeno28 Місяць тому +3

    The use of pictures of Robin absolutely kills me, it adds alot of charm

  • @user-jv5fn4fu2g
    @user-jv5fn4fu2g Місяць тому +52

    Ah yes, what a terrible day to not be Hellen Keller

  • @GAROU-THEGODSLAYER
    @GAROU-THEGODSLAYER Місяць тому +39

    7:55 - "liked by creator" ☠️

  • @IamAzazel23-7
    @IamAzazel23-7 Місяць тому +25

    I love my family but not sure how short you're wanting to be kept warm.

    • @W31RD-K1DD0
      @W31RD-K1DD0 Місяць тому +6

      What does that mean?

    • @IamAzazel23-7
      @IamAzazel23-7 Місяць тому +6

      @@W31RD-K1DD0 I'm not sure. My family might be cold-blooded.

    • @katemcmillen1977
      @katemcmillen1977 Місяць тому +3

      I love my family but they don’t have the money for it

    • @sassywatermelon3853
      @sassywatermelon3853 Місяць тому +1

      I love my family, but I am not sure what to do with my life. Does this make any more sense than other people's attempts at doing this? Probably not.

    • @ellerywhaley2773
      @ellerywhaley2773 Місяць тому

      "I love my family but I don't want to" ooh ouch!!

  • @MusicalDojo101
    @MusicalDojo101 Місяць тому +16

    JoshDub and The Boys did a, "You lose you tweet," and forced him to tweet that "Nothing sadder than a hot girl in a wheel chair" Just thought you might want to know.

    • @lil_gaming_guy
      @lil_gaming_guy Місяць тому +2

      This needs more likes so emkay can know

  • @Ohokok_channeledition
    @Ohokok_channeledition Місяць тому +13

    I love my family... but sometimes I wonder what they are doing to me

  • @carolstricevich1252
    @carolstricevich1252 Місяць тому +8

    I love my family but I'm GLAD YOU'RE here and I'm sorry for your loss

  • @66ixty9ine
    @66ixty9ine Місяць тому +13

    I love my family but they are not immortal.

  • @WTIF2024
    @WTIF2024 Місяць тому +50

    This video was uploaded right after i clicked on one of your cursed comments videos

  • @Dani-fl2dg
    @Dani-fl2dg Місяць тому +4

    3:56 “I love my family but I don’t want to be a part of it anymore” 💀 wa-

  • @edizlikese3132
    @edizlikese3132 Місяць тому +7

    09:20 thats an actual biology term btw, and it doesn't sound like the slur so you can say it. The guy did his research

  • @Engardian
    @Engardian Місяць тому +5

    Robin really decided he’s on a first name basis with Pucci, damn.

  • @jesterbrown90
    @jesterbrown90 Місяць тому +9

    I would absolutely buy a fridge that calls me a fat bitch😂

  • @LQABP
    @LQABP Місяць тому +1

    “What do you put on first?”
    My glasses.

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 Місяць тому +24

    Day 1846 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

    • @romanempirelolfn
      @romanempirelolfn 10 днів тому

      dude you really did this for 5 years ..

    • @sholmes4593
      @sholmes4593 День тому +1

      I hope he does... If not, we have AI voices now.

  • @Irisrae-uz6xq
    @Irisrae-uz6xq Місяць тому +7

    3:53 I love my family but I don’t know how to make it work
    Damn.

    • @cheesyweezyslay
      @cheesyweezyslay Місяць тому +5

      I love my family but I'm afraid that we can hear them

  • @KirboBoy
    @KirboBoy Місяць тому +9

    4:10 You can’t spell vehicular manslaughter without man’s laughter😅

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters Місяць тому +1

      You also can't spell it without high nuts

    • @laayiv9449
      @laayiv9449 Місяць тому

      Vehicular.

    • @N173M43R
      @N173M43R Місяць тому +2

      @@laayiv9449
      Vehicular.

  • @jayk113
    @jayk113 Місяць тому +3

    5:27 reminds me that one time I was at a sleepover with my friends and one said his grandma died. I immediatley responed with "skill issue". Turns out he was serious and his grandma actually died.

  • @terminal_2495
    @terminal_2495 Місяць тому +6

    I love my family but I’m not doing anything right.
    Holy crap

  • @edizlikese3132
    @edizlikese3132 Місяць тому +5

    11:43 HoLy ShIt!? Is that a goddamn motherfucking jojo reference???!?! In my emkay video????!

  • @ClownHoundII
    @ClownHoundII Місяць тому +14

    7:16 Both gonna slap cuffs on Latinas. One's just for business.

  • @genesissmith9703
    @genesissmith9703 Місяць тому +8

    I love my family but they don’t know what they are.
    Wtf apple

  • @jjstuff3984
    @jjstuff3984 Місяць тому +3

    I love my family but they don’t know what they want me for.

  • @wirathe_normalguy2721
    @wirathe_normalguy2721 Місяць тому +9

    6:00 yoooooo joshdub.

  • @gildedsoul9261
    @gildedsoul9261 Місяць тому +5

    11:48… Oh… Anime priest on hub is wild.

  • @thatonewitch
    @thatonewitch Місяць тому +3

    9:36
    So it's not that your brain cells are just dying while awake, your brain cells consume other brain cells to _continue_ living and more brain cells are made while you sleep to repeat the entire process? Did I get that right?

  • @davidvanvlerah7825
    @davidvanvlerah7825 Місяць тому +3

    I heard a later interview with the jar squatting guy. He said that he did end up going to the hospital, I believe, but I do remember him saying that they couldn't remove all of the glass. One of the most disturbing videos I've seen. The silence was so creepy. At least the scream at the end was dubbed in. Peace

    • @Broeckchen
      @Broeckchen Місяць тому +3

      I thought this was about the my little pony jar guy

    • @davidvanvlerah7825
      @davidvanvlerah7825 Місяць тому +1

      @@Broeckchen Mmm, I doubt it. Once you've seen jar squatting guy, you can never look at a glass jar again without getting a chill.

    • @anonimonn9775
      @anonimonn9775 Місяць тому +3

      I thought the jar thing had to do with guys who collect female figures like the Poison Ivy one and then put them in jars and... They do stuff.

  • @AbrasiveSpongebob
    @AbrasiveSpongebob Місяць тому +12

    3:52 I love my family but they have cooled and they were very good condition for the draining pan.

    • @snarkatryta
      @snarkatryta Місяць тому +4

      "I love my family but I'm gay" Excuse me?

    • @AbrasiveSpongebob
      @AbrasiveSpongebob Місяць тому +1

      @@snarkatryta haha lol

    • @ytsucksrightnow
      @ytsucksrightnow Місяць тому +2

      I love my family but they are not allowed in my life

    • @Fartaphobia_
      @Fartaphobia_ Місяць тому +2

      I love my family ghost town in the same age gap between two and not the same thing to be the word in a good day!

    • @HellCromeE
      @HellCromeE Місяць тому +3

      I love my family and I don't know what to do
      Huh, keyboard seems a bit confused

  • @shaunusher9935
    @shaunusher9935 Місяць тому +2

    I love my family but it's about to head out journal to the business of course

  • @steam1303
    @steam1303 Місяць тому +2

    I love my family but it won't be able too keep a strong eye on the road?

  • @nobody5333
    @nobody5333 Місяць тому +6

    3:57 I love my family but my parents don’t care.

    • @LuckyEv_Real
      @LuckyEv_Real Місяць тому +2

      i love my family but they don't know what i want them to do

    • @dayzlove4994
      @dayzlove4994 Місяць тому +1

      I love my family but they do not care about your life and I thought it was clear.

  • @zach6525
    @zach6525 Місяць тому +2

    3:53 I love my family but I'm not sure if it will shrivel me off the snare drum with my Yamaha dtx on my mind 😭💞💔

  • @boomtube7732
    @boomtube7732 Місяць тому +27

    11:43 Oh my God, he doesn't get it! NO!
    NOOOOOOOOO!

    • @ratuldas7727
      @ratuldas7727 Місяць тому +2

      sea-moon

    • @justadel2
      @justadel2 Місяць тому +1

      @@ratuldas7727 *c-moon

    • @hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426
      @hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426 Місяць тому +4

      Bruh, I thought he was one of us. I guess my heart isn't unbreakable.

    • @justadel2
      @justadel2 Місяць тому

      @@ratuldas7727 *C-moon

  • @chaotic_ourple
    @chaotic_ourple Місяць тому +11

    I really appreciate the way Robin makes his own reaction images

  • @dylanisntvibing
    @dylanisntvibing Місяць тому +7

    I love my family but my family is not my family
    Wtf does this mean

  • @3xtremelamborghini
    @3xtremelamborghini Місяць тому +4

    12:01 a tetris is when you clean 4 lines at the same time

  • @ThatOneGuy9569
    @ThatOneGuy9569 Місяць тому +6

    11:43 jojo mfers shall understand this one

  • @The-_-Blenderboy
    @The-_-Blenderboy Місяць тому +1

    "I love my family but I don't want to be a metapod"
    Metapod racism

  • @gasad01374
    @gasad01374 Місяць тому +2

    IIRC the "nothing sadder than a hot girl in a wheelchair" was one of those things where your friends come up with something for you to tweet as a punishment

  • @Thestuffdoer
    @Thestuffdoer Місяць тому +4

    3:52
    I love my family but they don’t know what they want to hear.
    What does this mean???

  • @FreshestCool
    @FreshestCool Місяць тому +3

    I love my family but I’m not gonna be there for the rest of the year

  • @Lemerksiscool
    @Lemerksiscool Місяць тому +3

    I love my family but I think that was the galf

  • @MissGinger_1273
    @MissGinger_1273 Місяць тому

    OMG YOU JUST GLAZED OVER THE KOTH COMMENT! "I want a picture of a got dang hot dog!" 😂

  • @amproliknugget
    @amproliknugget Місяць тому +1

    5:57 what is more hilarious to that comment is that Hot Wheels has a car called "Wheeile Chair" that is a literal wheelchair!

  • @ABUltra64
    @ABUltra64 Місяць тому +2

    "I love my family but I didnt do not want to be Ads for the cheap"
    Im sorry *_what does that mean_* 💀

  • @norihitstheartss5053
    @norihitstheartss5053 25 днів тому

    11:36
    Pucci tf you doing there 😭
    LMAOOO
    Loved the Jojo reference

  • @ZoeZparkles
    @ZoeZparkles Місяць тому

    3:52 “I love my family but they don’t like me anymore” I have no words-

  • @circeciernova1712
    @circeciernova1712 Місяць тому +1

    Commas
    "I really miss her man" vs "I really miss her, man"

  • @snoopy3372
    @snoopy3372 Місяць тому +1

    I love my family but they don’t know how much I want to spend in my house.

  • @sirmiles5738
    @sirmiles5738 Місяць тому +4

    I love my family but I have a great day

  • @Angry_Wasp
    @Angry_Wasp Місяць тому +1

    Ok Robin’s reactions caught me off guard, such a pretty princess! 10/10 Want to see more.

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 Місяць тому

    "Why are you people here?!"
    Today, Robin learns about PH trolls 😂

  • @havanadaurcy1321
    @havanadaurcy1321 Місяць тому +1

    I love my family but the only one of the most brave enough to face the same thing as me.

  • @vinnykitty1983
    @vinnykitty1983 Місяць тому

    "How do ypu carve that into barbies" have you not heard of a soldering iron?

  • @TheOriginalFIO
    @TheOriginalFIO Місяць тому +2

    I always love the thumbnails like i always chuckle at them

  • @catisyellen9877
    @catisyellen9877 Місяць тому +1

    ENRICO PUCCI THAT’S A JOJO REFERENCE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. 😂❤

  • @user-jk8rz7zl3e
    @user-jk8rz7zl3e Місяць тому +1

    I love my family, but they sacrifice them

  • @Givemeyourfreakingblood
    @Givemeyourfreakingblood Місяць тому +6

    I love my family but it has been removed from my list and it has not developed any new features.

  • @yahyayazgi08
    @yahyayazgi08 Місяць тому

    9:31 oooohhh so that is why all the unwanted things in my head eventually go away and when i am reminded of it i have a headache!

  • @pixelated_gamers1069
    @pixelated_gamers1069 Місяць тому +3

    11:48 Father Pucci is trying to guide to be better. Common Jojo character W 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Man-man9685
    @Man-man9685 Місяць тому +1

    3:52 "I love my family but there's no reason to not reload "
    What the hell do you mean

  • @SoulstormBrew
    @SoulstormBrew Місяць тому +3

    12:41 my dads Jack Russell tried to fight a bull. I don't know how that dog survived.

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 Місяць тому +1

      Ha, my chihuahua ran after a coyote and scared it off. He's so little but thinks he's the godfather or something.

  • @Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo
    @Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo Місяць тому +1

    Is it just me or was Robin a bit more chaotic this time? I aint complaining, ya love to see chaotic Robin

  • @vancel35
    @vancel35 Місяць тому +1

    I kinda wish you hadn't forced me to look up the jar thing... because... holy crap. I'm perpetually online, but I missed that one.

  • @Ezekiels760roblox
    @Ezekiels760roblox Місяць тому +1

    3:53 i love my family but my parents don’t want to see my kids. WHAT?!

  • @ThereAreErrors
    @ThereAreErrors Місяць тому +7

    Liking all the other comments so the “7 views in 1 minute fell off” guy doesn’t.

  • @o-that1raven-o
    @o-that1raven-o Місяць тому +1

    “I love my family but I’m still not letting anyone in my bed” …what..? Are we in Alabama or something!?!? 3:53

  • @imbadatmathman18
    @imbadatmathman18 Місяць тому

    thank you for giving me my daily dose of cursed stuff :)

  • @Mr-Mad-VR
    @Mr-Mad-VR Місяць тому +3

    When EmKey upload’s you know it’s gonna be a good day😊

  • @mylesp89
    @mylesp89 Місяць тому +1

    At 5:03 i was like “why does your gf having a growth spurt make you gay?” 😂

  • @sillyname3969
    @sillyname3969 Місяць тому +2

    13:16 bro, as a fellow autistic person, we do not have the authority to decide what is sarcastic and what isnt lets be real

  • @dynamoaanval
    @dynamoaanval Місяць тому +4

    I love my family but I don't

  • @justadel2
    @justadel2 Місяць тому +5

    11:45 its a jojo reference

  • @Edgyshogunate
    @Edgyshogunate Місяць тому

    3:56
    I tried it.. and I died laughing.
    "I love my family but that doesn't mean i don't want to be a giant pistol."

  • @RPVoid
    @RPVoid Місяць тому

    The real reason why I like the video with Robin is because he gives the best references for drawing

  • @Axolautism
    @Axolautism Місяць тому +2

    11:45 Robin that's a JoJo reference, he's a priest in Part 6

  • @angelcdeath
    @angelcdeath Місяць тому +1

    Everytime your videos end it makes me feel like the power went out.

  • @collinherrin4596
    @collinherrin4596 Місяць тому +2

    11:47 pucci is pronounced like poochie and the name enrico pucci is the name of the main antagonist of jojo's bizarre adventure part 6 stone ocean

  • @Kintsugi23
    @Kintsugi23 Місяць тому +1

    I love my family but they have to imagine that I am a little girl 😂😂

  • @CarnisonVoid
    @CarnisonVoid Місяць тому +1

    I love my family but I’m so scared to be upset with my dad

  • @cursedimageseveryday5559
    @cursedimageseveryday5559 Місяць тому

    "So it only looks human if it's white"
    I mean it already is black 😂

  • @futurehegemon93
    @futurehegemon93 23 дні тому

    I put my toothbrush in a drawer. In a freezer bag. I ain't letting my toothbrush raw dog it out here.

  • @cosmiccaleb9633
    @cosmiccaleb9633 Місяць тому +1

    11:57 Well that is the official term for when you get 4 lines in a row in Tetris

  • @hoshino_ai_chan
    @hoshino_ai_chan Місяць тому +1

    13:09 “Who are they to stop you?”
    “Our parents 🙄”

  • @cyclonesupernova3492
    @cyclonesupernova3492 Місяць тому

    In the picture for the video it took me a hot minute to realize that it's not a buff disabled fish but just a fish eating something

  • @ambignerd
    @ambignerd Місяць тому +1

    1:14 when I was in 8th grade, there was a kid who came back from the bathroom looking like he saw a ghost. He just silently sat down and whispered something to his friend, who in retrospect was not a very good friend, and his friend at the top of his lungs just shouts “YOU RIPPED YOU BALLS OPEN??” To which everyone started laughing. Turns out the kid decided to jump over a locked stall door and he caught his balls on the rusty coat hook that was on the door. After class I saw a group of his friend huddled at the bottom of the stairs cringing at a picture they were looking at. I can only assume the injured kid sent a pic to them.
    I tell this story whenever I am around a large group of guys because the reaction is glorious.

  • @Rybakov22
    @Rybakov22 Місяць тому

    12:08 The answer is: soldier. In barracks, you don't have the luxury of placing a toothbrush near a sink.

  • @muffyxmind
    @muffyxmind Місяць тому

    Fact: When you clean out with a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

  • @s4sausage135
    @s4sausage135 Місяць тому +2

    yea peirs scares satan with his existence
    they made an entire new hell level just for him

  • @R41NW4T3R
    @R41NW4T3R Місяць тому +1

    I THOUGHT MY LAPTOP SCREEN WAS ACTUALLY CRACKED AT 0:25 AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING

  • @nixel1324
    @nixel1324 Місяць тому

    6:54 WELL, as a _matter of fact,_ this youtuber named Whang! has done an interview with the guy 3 years ago. He's an interesting mix of "exactly what you'd expect" and "not at all what you'd expect".