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0:30 some of the newer crosswalks are strips of plastic that are installed through the usage of a propane torch that they used to heat up the asphalt, then they stick the plastic strip down and then heat up the strip to melt it into the asphalt, then they should sprinkle glass beads to make it retroreflective.
Given it's yellow, it might also be a temporary one for a construction site (that's how temp markings are colored here in Germany, at least), and hence has to be removable to begin with.
That just straight up sounds like the definition of a dumb American idea.
or its california@@gimok2k5
It also could be retro reflective to begin with
There was an intersection I used to cross every day that had a bike box that got wadded up...up until that point I'd always thought they were painted like the lines.
2:07 It's some tradition that if you eat black eyed peas on New Year's, it's supposed to give you good luck for the whole year. I eat them because I like them with some greens, ham, and cornbread
I never had a year go well after eating them, so now I'll eat them on any day BUT New Year's.
Yeah, my mother also brainwashed me with this.
It should require a license to have kids. 🤦♀️
Southern traditions everybody
1:30 they've got the beginnings of a foon, the nemesis of the spork
i think you're mistaken, thats clearly an undersized spatula
This is a holed foon, a regular foon would not have any holes, as that is an attribute meant only for forks and sporks. Foons however have no holes but aren’t round either.
it's definitely a miniature slotted spoon
Fork’nt
(Optional, but plz read in a 90's-ish commercial voice and pause for a half to quarter second at each comma, except for during the yelling. Thank you for your time loyal customers)
I have an idea that takes a fork, knife, and spoon, and melds their bodies into a hideous, but surprisingly useful eating utensil. There's a spork at the front, and the knife, is on the other end with a blade on each side-one for cutting and peeling, one for chopping and stabbing, all modified to still be able to spread things like butter across toast. It's hideous, it's sharp nearly everywhere you touch it! And the "best" part of all, it's called the sporknifork? Sporfnik? Spoonknifork? Eh, no one'll be able to pronounce it the intended way anyways. Why care what the name even is? I CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE THIS THING'S NAME!
That bathroom one at 11:50 is even worse when you realize it's in a HANDICAP STALL. Meaning the handicapped individuals who HAVE to use that stall have to somehow get the toilet paper without getting up.
that is nowhere near large enough for a handicap stall.
@@AstroAbstractionYou can tell it's a handicap stall because of the metal beams on the walls. They're meant to help handicap people get on and off the toilet
@@AstroAbstraction If they put the toilet paper that far away do you think they care about the stall being the right size?
Can yall pls go back to putting the subreddit in the title please? It's a lot harder to find the good videos.
They can’t
UA-cam labels any video with R/ in the title as spam
@@coolDude-sx6wetf you mean as “spam”?
If you have R/ in the title of your videos
UA-cam Will think it is spam
So it will be demonetized
@@coolDude-sx6weyoutube does not have a spam detection system for videos, especially not one that demonetized reddit content 😭
@@coolDude-sx6weI believe the reason for this is because UA-cam uses bots to moderate video
For those confused about the black-eyed peas on New Years (including Fearless Leader): Eating black-eyed peas, preferably with ham and collard or turnip greens, on NYE is supposed to be good luck for the following year.
🎵I got a feelin…
that tonight’s gonna be a black beans night 🎵
Here in the south in middle Tennessee it's the same, but we use Hogs Jowl.
interesting
For my father and stepmother it’s lentils as well as black eyed peas.
Never heard of it either ham or greens though.
13:32, kids are supposed to fill in the missing letters in order to complete the alphabet. The letters that were already there were out of order, leading to kids being confused
Also, not quite enough boxes for the whole alphabet
It could be for a different language across two pages, like in polish between a and b theres ą
4:51 in most cases pepper/salt and water are not counted in "number of ingredients" even they technically of course ARE ingredients.
This is what I thought, a lot of those ingredients 99% of people already have, I get that the name is technically misleading but there’s no other good way to put it - ‘recipes where you only need to buy 5 or less ingredients that aren’t already in your cupboard’ doesn’t flow quite as well
Thank you
Salt and pepper are also seen as seasonings/condiments, not food items.
Could just call it
“Meals on a budget, less than 10 ingredients and seasonings”
@@utamari I agree, but this is similar to the "tiktok life hacks" idea, the title needs to be "catchy" I guess. just like " PRO CHEFS USE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK" and it is about putting your eggs in cold water after boiling.
I like that the "fork" being washed implies the notion that it was used for god knows what.
Mixing? Mashing?
2:14 Black-eyed peas are often eaten on New Year's for good luck. My family does it every year including this one.
0:26
There's a bowl of soup I buy, and I swear to the gods above, I have to do this to open it. No matter how hard I try, no matter who I give it to, it can never be opened with the stupid pull tab. I have to get scissors and stab it to get it opened, so I'm with the flight attendant on this 😭 especially when you're tired and done, if some inanimate object is being a brat, you just do what you gotta do and sometimes, that involves stabbing and going feral with opening something that refuses to cooperate.
The chow mein ones that come in rectangular black plastic bowls? Cause if so I thought I had those issues but weirdly enough only from certain stores. (King soopers had more issues vs Walmart and Safeway.
There was a brand of beer I used to drink where the pull tabs would always snap off, to the point where I just started using a can-opener and drinking out of them like a mug...which...worked pretty well, actually.
1:59 My family does this too. Black eyed peas and ham as the first dinner of the new year is a tradition that's supposed to promote good luck for the year.
0:57 SEEING TURKISH WRITING WAS SUCH A JUMPSCARE OMG also i guess seeing double Bs are not as uncommon as i thought bc me and my class also got a few of these
another video with the full Robin-experience. simple narrations are a relic of the past. nowadays Robin poses in multiple ways to improve his narration. and one final day he might even sit in your chair, narrating memes to you until you fall asleep (so he can move on to the next gig).
I'd hire him. We can rage together.
13:25 The A and B are spaced apart, but they are supposed to be together. Its set in the theme of the (english) alphabet.
For those curious, 3:16 is especially egregious because that is $500 collectible
Now selling on eBay for $10k!
2:19 I always just say "solvem-prolved" The context is when something is "fixed in a strange or unusual way
At 12:05 I'm very surprised to see a Pump It Up stomp panel cracked like that. I'm an arcade mechanic and seeing that cracked like that tells me whoever is running that arcade isn't too well to uphold their games.
Seeing one of these be of a defect in a CSM _Kamen Rider 555_ product is kinda surreal for me, as I’m currently binging that exact season of _Kamen Rider._
1:57 in poland there is market called biedronka its known for using palletes for not only blocking emergency doors but for making labirynth inside
To be fair to the 5 ingredient recipes common seasonings and water typically don't count. "Three ingredient cocktails" never consider simple syrup or ice to be an ingredient either.
0:43 that happened to me but Five Guys. I went back and as soon as I walked in the doors they were like "oh good you came back". Already had my new burger made for me, and gave me a free extra order of fries on top of the order I already had gotten.
2:12 Ham and black Eyed Peas are a traditional meal served on New Year's day in the south, especially around Louisiana.
5:19 Apparently this has been done intentionally. It is or rather was a thing in Munich. This radio station (which is what is being advertised) went and said, whoever sees their add upside down like on this advertising column should remember where exectly they saw it and call them at a specific time, and you would get 1000€. (Das Gewinnspiel ist aber leider schon vorbei.) There is also another radio station in Stuttgart that also advertises with upside down posters but recognizing that they're upside down there doesn't get you anything. They're just supposed to get your attention.
10:58 that’s actually just how it be. Items are packed by category
Day 8 of guessing the editor.
0:06 Snappy movement at an obtuse angle and the video started with EmKay's classic music. Samuel Collins.
Final statement: Got it!
12:16 professional pixel artist here, when we have to use 3x5 text, all Ns and Ms end up looking like Hs
*Ws, not Ns, the Ns look like tall ns
13:38 Looks like a real-life Sid from Toy story made the Dinosaur, Lol
14:40 As a finn I can confirm that those flags have been placed incorrectly.
black eyed pea hog jowl and collards are for NewYears as a traditional meal that is supposed to give you good luck good health and money in the upcoming year
3:15 The extra crappy thing about this is that the description says it's a CSM Kamen Rider Faiz toy, which is one of the more premium versions of what they sell. So this was going for at least $300+ just to not be able to power it at all.
It's an extra special rare version
3:40 thats romex, not some cable plugged in to an outlet and is hardwired into a box (hopefully) somewhere. The problem is that is illegal as hell as romex is only allowed to be exposed unless in a crawl space or attic.
13:45 no no, I have this exact figure and those are surprisingly the right arms.
6:20 The field is probably hidden due to a rogue script or not getting unhidden. You can force it to show by going into the F12 (developer) menu, select element, an entry in the form and between the and tags, there would be a tag that has . Removing the hidden from the tag by double clicking it and backing it out would show the element.
Chef here, I can confirm, water, salt, pepper and other stuff like oil are considered fundamentals in the kitchen and thus either not counted as listed ingridient or sometimes not even mentioned in the list. It'll only say later in the description: Add salt and pepper.
4:48 I feel like they're maybe not counting water and spices as ingredients, and I'd argue that's valid.
2:33 Both problem fixed and problem solved sound okay to me.
2:00 I haven't a clue if people anywhere else dose this, but some older fashion families in southern states (Oklahoma and Texas being two of which I know of) have a tradition of eating black eyed peas for New Years and claim you'll have bad luck in the year ahead if you don't.
Hearing “Deadly crash is fine” was funny by itself, but seeing it was an actual news post made me laugh for like a solid 5 seconds 😂😂😂
With the B's, in the exam question there is an extra B where the D should be (the B that is inside the circle)
it's in turkish and it says "which one is wrong" so it's false.
I don't know turkish, so I am guessing. I think it is asking about the size of various sets?
s(A) = elements in set A.
s(AUB) = the size of the union = unique elements in either A or B
s(AnB) = the size of the intersection = elements that are in A and are in B
Combined with your translation of the question, I think s(AnB) = 0 so 'D' is false and thus the correct answer.
@@hired_meo Was Seriously in Turkish!? So someone was just a karma whore with that post
The lettering for the answers is just wrong.
There are answers
A)
B)
B)
C)
It's not about the actual answers
(That wasn't for you, OP - I know that's what you said, too. 😉)
Bro you guys don't even know the question.
The question to english:
A = {Dividant of 18's natural numerals}
B = {3's small positive integer multiple smaller than 20}
What about the A and B clusters given above is wrong?
A) s(A) = 6
B) s(B) = 6
C) s(AUB) = 12
B) s(ANB) = 4
The joke is that there are 2 options B's which means the question is faulty
Now let's solve it
A) s(A) = 6 True because the divisors of 18 are 1, 2, 3, 6, 9, and 18.
B) s(B) = 6 False because the small positive integer multiples of 3 below 20 are 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, and 18, so s(B) = 6.
C) s(AUB) = 12 True as AUB represents the union of sets A and B, including all unique elements, which are 1, 2, 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, and 18.
D) s(ANB) = 4 True, because the common elements between A and B are 3, 6, 9, and 18.
the only incorrect statement is B) s(B) = 6
DONE. THIS SIMPLE.
1:27 That's just a masher now. Could also work as a unique slicer if you want spaghetti-shaped slices. Better than just throwing it out or buying other utensils that this botched fork could fulfill the purpose of just the same.
Robin there was no option D, just 2 B’s!
To be fair, I prefer Double B's. D's are just too much.
@@charlieschuder9976 B’s or D’s, it’s all good to me
Would double b be a c or would it be a d? Double d are technically e, so I'd think it would be a c. But what if it meant two sets of b, then it would be adding the sizes together. But then again, double a is smaller than a. So when do we change it from additive to subtractive? Is the middle muplicative? @@charlieschuder9976
Dude, what music are they going to play with the scythe microphone? Come on man... Death metal!
10:52 Seasons don't fear the reaper
But they failed the final countdown
@@OmniscientWarrior yeah shot through the heart and their to blame.
Eating black-eyed peas on New years Day is supposed to be good luck.
2:13 It's a tradition in the Southern US to eat black-eyed peas, cabbage/collared greens, ham, and cornbread on New Year's for good luck, health, and fortune (the food isn't going to do all those things obviously, but it's still a fun tradition. And it's pretty tasty too!)
8:20 The price is probably in some Peso(it's in Spanish and uses the $ sign). You can also see that it is written in Spanish.
S&R is a Filipino store so its like 30 bucks
@@forzaguy1252 Thanks, I didn't know.
12:45
When someone tells you can name your son the king of Asgard, but you're more concerned with the fact they put the name Frank there.
To be honest... if you wanted to be really authentic... (as far as I know) then Wothnaz would be the correct name to use which sounds like it could be male or female... so... odin approved.
5:14 Water, Salt, Sugar, Black Pepper, Cooking oil should not be counted as "Ingredients".
These are cooking essentials. Just like a cooking pot & source of heat.
I love the new style of editing~ we need the editor’s reactions to all of these too
You are correct that "less" should be swapped with "fewer". The former is used for uncountable nouns while the latter is used for countable nouns. "Ingredients" is countable, as only countable nouns have both singular and plural forms.
Any noun is countable with the correct equipment and a little determination.
Roast Chicken Flavor is the very best cup noodles. It's really annoying that you can't get it in the affordable packs, it's only available in the cups.
8:33 Yeah it's $26
S&R is like costco here.
11:24 LMAO THATS MY CITY its in turkey, adana!!
0:29 those are temporary crosswalks that are like tarmac on tape that you heat up to stick to the tarmac surface but are also easily removable.
A tradition in some places is to eat a specific meal on New Years for good luck. That meal is Corned Beef, Cabbage, and Black Eyed Peas.
I feel like salt and pepper go with water as far as 'shouldn't count as an ingredient'. That USB sign is probably just "plug your USB charger here" too, since you're not really supposed to plug into random USB ports because of the chance of shenanigans with plugging a data cable into unknown holes.
0:55 wouldve done something like this if the question said "circle the wrong one"
That newly paved road was probably done by the same crew that "Repaves" after utility work that only F's up a small section of the road around my town. They recently redid a bunch of crosswalks around here, probably to bring them up to current ADA standards although you'd need detailed before and after pictures to even spot the difference. In doing so they had to cut out the whole bike lane at every crosswalk to redo the cement and then patch the pavement afterwords. EVERY, SINGLE, ONE of those patches was uneven from day one and most turned into giant pot holes you could loose a bike down withen a month. Several of those have had the potholes fixed more than once.
Poop knife is a “ knife “ kept in the restroom., if you need to break/cut the 💩so it will flush
12:33 noooo because my cousins name is Everest and that was my exact reaction to his name. 😂
I recently bought a new microwave & "start" is in red, "stop" in green. I'm annoyed daily.
same except start is red, stop is blue....very annoying
On the PlayStation controller, the o was supposed to be accept and the x was deny or go back. Some games are like that, most are Japanese.
The best boy name by far, "Chick-Fil-A"
very vintage
@@lazypatatoto I mean, it's from the 40's. Like Finius or Esther, I can't remember the last time I met a Chic-Fil-A.
I would say that we need to bring back Black Dynamite, but then everyone will use it and it will become an overly popular name.
ok
@@lazypatatoto ok
Regarding the cook book , perhaps they are not adding condiments and spices? a lot of people don't choose those as direct ingredients but very important
This is just me doing a web search so I could be wrong, but I believe the S&R retailer from 8:49 is in the Philippines, at which point 1,499 Philippine Pesos is equal to about... 26 US bucks.
at 2:16, I recently learned that there is a meal in the US south commonly consumed during new years that contains rice and black eyed peas. i think it's called hoppin' john and as leftovers, skippin' jenny. it could totally not be the reason but it's still a possibility.
4:15 - I mean, one of the ingreidents is water. People usually don't count the ingredients if they're easily had at home, like the black pepper as well. This person is just being picky.
for the five ingredients one, I can actually explain that. A lot of the time they don't count water, as Robin said, but they also don't count seasoning as a true ingredient, things like salt, pepper, or herbs.
0:05
fr, sometimes they seem to use literally superglue at those factories, making it impossible to open without ripping the coverage
15:20 OP clearly diddn't realize that there were letters missing, as they said there were some "extra" letters, which means the employee was just dumb. If there was a good reason, then it may not be the employee's fault. Since I'm assuming this is "you had one job", then the distinction IS important.
1:38 this is forkn't
10:42 Bad Apple
All noodles are called “noods” now. Macaroni and cheese? “Cheesy noods.” Cup ramen? “Cup noods.”
3:05 I wonder whether they've just attached the door wrong or did they mess up the entire column arrangement (idk how they assemble these), because if the columns are switched then the app probably shows wrong door too...
Also for context, because I've heard these aren't a thing in some places, this is a package collection spot. The deliveryman puts packages in this "locker" and to get your package out you either type in your phone number and code you've received or you open it using the dedicated app. If you use the second method, the app tells you which exact door will open (in case there is more than one person opening at the same time)
hello, this is very reandom but today is my bday. ive been watch emkay for a while and grown a soft spot for you guys. just wanted to let you know you guys are doing an awesome job.
13:58 don't look up the Gympie-Gympie plant nor the story of a WW2 soldier that cleaned himself with it during a training mission in Austrailia
8:43 its in Philippine pesos, its like 30 bucks
4:02 Have you noticed that the ones that are more than 5 ingredients either have water or salt and pepper as ingredients? It's funny how they don't consider basic seasoning as ingredients.
9:25
My mind just went to the fact that they are all represented by the same fake tank lol
How the hell did they fuck up a crosswalk that bad?!
9:28 I'm also 90% sure that those tanks are American M1A1 Abrams tanks, could be that they are trying to keep it uniform but that's where my mind went first.
I actually almost did attempt that short term for noodles, but realized my potential mistake before it happened
0:45 I can top that. I had the opposite happen...Mcdoubles only meat, cheese, and mustard...THEY FORGOT THE BUN!!!
“I just cook and eat macaroni and cheese forever” me who just finished eating macaroni and cheese literally 30 seconds ago:
The noodle cup could be because of the packaging. Some varieties are harder to open and will go all over the place if you manage to get it open using the tab.
12:39
Fun fact : A famous roblox streamer's name (Kreekcraft) is actually Forrest----
14:40 As a Finn, I can confirm that the bottom is infact Finnish
It seems to be an anti-corrosion substance applied to water. In other words, a Water Softener
"5 ingredients or less" might not be counting the water, salt, or pepper, since you are nearly 100% likely to already have it.
As someone who use to eat ramen cups on a daily basis like a religion in my youth, removing the paper lid from the cup always ends up in failure
Not sure why but my immediate thought when I heard "wipe with the wrong thing" I imagined accidentally wiping with a venomous snake and I was like "yeah, that would be terrible" then you mentioned poison ivy and I was like "oh yeah that too haha" 😅😂
He was talking about using somebody else's poop knife. Disgusting!
Good to see some Dutch representation. Even if it's on a somewhat negative subreddit. And for those wondering. It's the scythe microphone.
Could you explain why the Dutch want a scythe microphone? It's just not an object I would ever think to sing into.
@@BahKnee I meant more like it was a Dutch webpage. We don't really get a lot of those in the subreddits. As for why someone would want a scythe microphone? You should probably ask one of the people who actually bought one.
Ok, sorry I thought maybe it was some sort of cultural thing I didn't know about.@@pokemongranny1
@@BahKnee speaking as a dutchy: omg that would be hilarious 🤣
HA I'm not the only one that was oblivious to the black eyed pea thing on new years. I didn't know about that tradition until I started working in a grocery store as a frozen lead and was asked to make sure we had plenty of black eyed peas for new years.. I was so lost until I googled it.
free coffee for 1$ one is the dumbest one yet lmao
That sounds American. "I'll give you this for free but only if you pay me first."
My guess is that they were giving patrons free coffee until a bunch of greedy idiots started abusing the system and they had to start charging for it.
thats the gov't@@LGBTQLegend
i will forever reffer to noodles as noods. just makes for some funny conversations
...I now possess a desire to have twins, solely to name them 'Odin' and 'Chick Fil-A' and watch the chaos ensue.
I know a lot of those "X number of ingredients" recipes don't count ingredients they expect you to already have. Like, sugar, water, flour, rice, etc.
New years meals are often traditionally hog jowl, black eyed peas, and greens, at least around these yeehaw parts.
7:01 It's Clefairy!
Black eyed peas on New Year's is a good luck thing.
8:05
I suppose "Single use" because you can only use them once...when you do, you can't even use them anymore because you can't buy them