Cursed Food from Childhood
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2019
- Cursed Food from Childhood is the best kind of food, wouldn't you say, Craigory?
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Craigory is not a real name, you are an absolute deMON
Ava Jaros you eat chapstick you cannot have an opinion
Craigory is the name of a man who impales wolves with a mop and befriends elementary schoolers
You and Ted make a good couple
I N C O R R E C T
I see how you are not vaccinated
She criticised him for his mnm game while she ate literal chapsticks lmaooo
To be fair, I had a Mountain Dew chapstick I’m 1st grade that I ate throughout the year.
I mean I literally eat concrete and pencil lead
they probably taste way better than chapstick
Uhh Ok well I had cherry jolly rancher chapstick if that makes you feel better
That mnm game was the shit
Cherry is best flavor
forgot kid cuisine
Shit was fye fr fr tho
Why is this comment from 12 hours ago
shukri ali patreon dumb dumb
Look it’s a cooper
cscoop shut up loser
Anti-vaxx parents: "I don't want my precious child exposed to chemicals and stuff >:("
Their kid: [literally munching on chapsticks]
Chomp
Their bodies crave the nutrition they don't get from the vaccines so they have to eat chapstick to get it.
@@supperman737 Ah, I can't wait to inject my daily vitamins and minerals!
@@supperman737 🤔
i feel like that gave her the immunity instead of the vaccines
When Ava disclosed eating Chapstick I could see Ted visibly take psychic damage
He crit failed his will save
"I almost got cancer."
The Buzzfeed accuracy is spot on.
wild, I saw this comment exactly as it was being said
True
Parents: i'm not vaccinating my daughter
Child: Haha joke's on you imma eat like 7 chapsticks
MA - 07ZZ - Thomas Street MS (1654) | 💀
Wait so you guys don’t go to competitive chapstick eating contests?
@Ethan Nance WAIT YOU DON'T GO TO COMPETITAVE SETTING BEEF JERKY ON FIRE CONTESTS
yo if you didn't eat chapstick you cappin.
Alexander Agcaoili why
I love the idea that the people at the checkout thought you were struggling parents
From anti vax child to living adult. A success story
‘cept that story is hard to get if its an anti-vax kid. its more like infant to 5 years old
A rare occurrence
My dude survived the Oregon trail
Antivax child that ate chapstick*
@@Z14. and ingesting chapstick
I want she's got a g-spot in her knee on my spotify playlist
We are working on our EP
isnt that from scott pilgrim?
Dont we all?
@@ddenne yea
I hadnt got to that bit in the video and its safe to say i was confused
All food is cursed if you put enough milk on it
tru dat boi
I don’t like this
What about milksicles
When cereal has milks
Cereal?
Ted is the only person that can pull of an "exaggerated swagger of a 16 year old" and be 40 and somewhat sane.
"This food is just so... processed. It makes me feel how I want to treat my body from this day forward."
- the Chapstick eater
Are you just going to not sing "She's Got a G-spot in Her Knee?"
Ikr
69 likes
Demonetisation perhaps?
Was the whole thing a Scott Pilgrim reference?
@@orangehootie4573 was it? I haven't watched it in 4 years
I'm surprised he didn't bring a nerds rope.
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
That's not from his childhood that's from his now hood
to much trauma
@Pwn Berd dang
@Pwn Berd Skedibles
This video unlocked so many bizarre childhood memories for me... like when i was a kid with my dad at the store and he refused to buy me twinkies, and when i asked why he said "because when you try them you'll have to finish the whole box." And what he probably meant by that was I was a little piggy with zero self control and I'd eat them all and get myself sick... But what my kid brain heard was that it was straight-up illegal to open a box of twinkies and not eat the whole thing, or else the police would know you didnt finish your box of twinkies and they'd come to your house and arrest you. So yeah, i've never once eaten a twinkie because of this. It hasnt ever occured to me how weird/wrong this assumption was until now.
That's kinda adorable 😂
I interpreted that as he'd force you to eat the whole box as punishment for thinking they're worth eating.
Rewatching this now realizing that Ted’s friend gives off fever dream energy
Ted has a wounded warrior project sticker on his truck and it makes me happy that the homie cares
Because hes a wounded warrior
is your profile pic squid wards face on perry the platypus and it says imagine being loved
@@gabrielkellar1935 he was injured in the milk war.
@@robert_gaming A true veteran😪
*The entire universe liked that*
alternate title: ted finds someone more cursed than him
Yexsssssss
bruh
Stop you goblin boy
no prob i changed mine uwu
Who is she
“Yogurt is like the mold of milk” is an opinion I have been repressing in my mind for so long, but when Ava said that i don’t think I’ve ever agreed with something more
thats not an opinion, thats literally what yogurt is. same with cheese
keep in mind it's literally moldy milk
Ted: They'll never know which Wegmans I went to
The six Wegmans in the state: Are you sure about that
“Is that a fetish?”
Cmon Ava it’s the internet what *isn’t* a fetish
Bug bite fetish
good ol’ r34
Wrcts no
im not a fetish
Theactedarrow you are now.
"she's got a g-spot in her knee" is just a plot point from scott pilgrim
I actually had to inspect my memory for a sec to know whether this was real or not
That was the weirdest plot ever
holy shit ur right
Wait wasn’t it the back of the knee
That must just be in the movie cuz I don't remember it from the books
Ted looks like the type of guy who as a child would walk up to other kids and take whole bites of string cheese
this video smells like modeling clay
giorno mafia man exactly
Bruh
chap-stick
aka: the forbidden push pop
Kyle Hobbs I hate this so much but I can’t stop reading it
This emits such a cursed energy that I can't explain....it's just.....pure evil.
hey. fucking loathe reading this. thank you so much
that and glue sticks to kindergarten kids
Minecraft Polar Sheep I hate how you’re right
still offended that Gushers, the fruit of my childhood, is labeled as "cursed"
They squirt thier goo in you mouth, have you ever heard of the "jolly rancher" story where this dude bit down on a piece of some STD shit and puss popped out of it
"Fruit"
I don’t think anyone in the history of lunchables being invented, they traded cheese for a cookie.
2:17-2:21 is the funniest part of this whole video, the utter confusion in Ted's reaction is gold
I’ve just realized how much yogurt I consume when i was an elementary schooler.
bro did you just admit to being 10
Black iron Walterkus no im saying that when i was an elementary schooler i ate ungodly amounts of yogurt
Oh Hi oh. Then fix your grammar.
Black iron Walterkus
K
SAME BRUH
Why am I watching attractive callmecarson and off-brand Scarlet Johansson during the apocalypse?
Are you saying Carson isn’t attractive?!
@@RoboViking6969 Nah.. Carson's cute as hell but he ain't as attractive.
Carson’s a goddess
Yeah man Carson is still dummy thicc
@@safwanshahriar4108 maybe the best description of Carson I've heard yet
For anyone that didn't grow up in America, this is almost like a drug trip
These two entities are on a spectrum that exists for no one else but them
He's Lawful Chaotic, and she's just Chaotic Chaotic
i love how ted friends are either done with his bullshit or just accept his personality and evolve to become even more cursed than he is.
her: "this is too much dairy"
the literal Milkman: "mcscuse me what the actual FUCK"
Or both
@@redmist6630 this is thd best reply i have seen
Jschlatt-
when I was a kid I thought obama banned twinkies.
Are you telling me Twinkies were never banned
@@GodChaotic they went out of business
Michelle banned good food so your partially right. Just at schools :/
@@brunobucciarati6315 I would rather have decent food standards over 10 pounds of sugar and carbs as food.
@#1 ratbag that's because of school cost cutting, they try and put in the least amount possible so they can meet the standards. That's why we need a huge budget increase for education.
I can't tell if she's his girlfriend, his sister, or both.
LMFAOOOO SAME
BOTH?!???!?!?!
@@skuqre so neither????
@@skuqre call me and idiot but, michael reeves?
fr some couples look like deadass siblings
7:04 actually not true, it rains diamonds on Uranus and Neptune, Diamond is denser than the methane, ammonia, and water left in the ice layer, so the diamonds would start to sink toward the planet's core. Get your facts right gogurt.
When is "She's got a g spot on her knee" dropping?
ikr
1853
Qui-Gon???
honestly i'm starting to understand why american kids are so depressed
life is pain
@Wacky Heart ur mom
I’m American and honestly I would rather live in Europe or Australia the serving sizes are disgusting
@Wacky Heart Тишина, западный шпион.
@Wacky Heart Хорошо. Яд, который я положил в водку, берет свое
The most hilarious part of this entire video is when Ted asks if a little fruit mascot is named Craigory, because that was no joke the name of my friend’s very first Dungeons & Dragons character. The best part is yet to come though, because that name wasn’t inspired by this video, but by the sheer coincidence that my friend’s dad happens to be named Craig, and he did a funny spin on the name
5:07 is by far the funniest part of this video.
“A chaotic good man and a chaotic neutral woman talk about their backstories over food meant for starving children.”
Tf is that chaotic neutral and lawful good shit
@@sirenss I’m assuming you’ve never played d&d?
Where'd you get the idea that Ted isn't chaotic evil
@@NIX4K literally didnt even say chaotic evil but ok
@@Greeem read that again slowly
Time to play youtube's favorite game:
Friend, Sister, or Girlfriend
edgelord I’m going girlfriend
Girlfriend defo
Friend.
@@TedNivison thats what they all say
@@TedNivison daughter.
their energy together is immaculate
I can confirm that pizza lunchables are still good as an adult, but I miss the little red spatula stick they used to give to spread the sauce.
When she asked about eating chap stick, Ted grew like 12 chins in disgust
Actually when we were in our third and fourth grade years we would eat the flavored Chapstick as well my favorite happened to be green apple.
Btrain 213 did your parents not feed you?
ibillisticsheep Nah, I just REALLY liked green apple. I’m pretty sure it’s non-toxic, so not only is it edible, but I’m gonna try it again when I get the chance. JK, but I think we just didn’t know at the time that you weren’t supposed to eat it.
Btrain 213 smh my life that’s disgusting dude
@@ibillisticsheep3264 thats muffin shit, when i was in gr3/gr4 i used to get hungry so id eat pencil lead and erasers
She looks like the typical love interest from every 2000s rom-com movie.
Or mtv dating shoe
@@jasonrask4085 why the fuck are the shoes dating they can't do that I'm contacting the FBI
@@ActuallyHoudini lmao
In the late 90s and early 00's I think every school had at least one female that looked exactly like her.
@@ActuallyHoudini I spit out my sunny D you owe new bedsheets
7:39 we discovered in 7th grade it stuck to the walls..... pure. chaos. for tow days kids were fliging ham and putting it on bathroom windows to rot
12:02 Ava reminds me of a buzzfeed person from what she said dO kIdS hAvE tO eAt ThIs?
Twinkies are always strange to me. Every time I see a Twinkie, I think “oh man I haven’t had one of those in a while” then I tase it and am disappointed, but then the next time I see them I want to taste them again. It’s a weird cycle.
SAME
i've never had one, and honestly i'm glad i haven't
Bro why u tasing twinkies?
@@apersonwhoisalive542 I used to work at a grocery store, so I saw them every day.
Ye but u said "then I tase it" what did twinkies do to you?
she’s literally the female version of ted
You say this but she said “too much dairy” more than once
Lucky Pure Propaganda you have a point, our local milk man would NEVER
Sister?
@@mannykoenig5330 she is just a friend of his (i assume from childhood)
Hate to be THAT guy but she is very pretty also :’)
“Why are you showing me your Twinkie?”
- TedNivison, 2019
I’m 100% sure that the people at the grocery store thought that these were parents buying food for their kid, little did they know it was just two huge children
Wow shouldn't she be on the guinness book of world records for being the longest living child of antivaxers?
Inpressive survivability abilities
It's from that chapstick she ate
Um no
Craigory protected her
Well keep in mind some people are allergic to them and cant have them and live to be pretty old lmao but that's mostly cause everyone gets vaccinated nowadays, if we stopped antivax people would get diseases and die lmao
8:38 my dad after saying merci to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant
My mom did something similar to that when she told the waiter at a Japanese restaurant “gracias”
drawME wild lmao ur mom is an entity how do u confuse spanish and japanese
That shouldn’t have made me laugh that hard
I’m learning Spanish and my dad thinks he’s a genius. He calls me Señordle
The energy that comes from this pairing is astronomical
1:40 editing is subtle but so good
Ted looks like a straight James Charles
That is oddly true
Holy shit I hate you because I can’t unsee it but I love you because it’s soooo trueeee
nah hes a more of a straight garrett watts
WAIT UR NOT WRONG
Except Ted isn’t a piece of shit.
12:47 Teds face literally screams “hey that’s my job”
Ted : *visible confusion*
she nailed it tbh
i love how by the time they get to twinkies Ava has a small collection of things she actually wants for later lol
we are not gonna talk about the sync of head movement they had there 2:02
Every single parent that watched your videos:
"HeY TeD iS tHaT yOuR GiRlFrIeNd?"
Is she
@@jakemcmullen4864 no
9kouufs8f4rcg fhuuvh vyrdfvvg buttg hgeyi
it's not?
@@tuttosalve8352 no. his girlfriend's name is madi
5:54 When you see your friend crunch
I watch that clip 10 times
The funny part is that their parents hated them enough to call them crunch
AJSHG
At 5:42 Ted does a fantastic impression of the pokemon Chandelure.
HEY WAIT YOURE RIGHT-
Cheese is literally the mold of milk
idk how youre at 20k, you are probably the funniest person on youtube
Thank you! That's very kind. The channel has actually doubled in size this month alone! So I'm excited to see how we do in 2019 as a whole.
@@TedNivison Dude best wishes. I had really been looking for a content creator that was funny for a long time and the milk video just absolutely sold me. I really hope you grow quickly.
Ted Nivison crazy the growth you’ve gotten already. Good luck!
100k now
we are now 100x the amount I was at when you commented this
You know that girl is actually a little c-
" I ate 3 tubes of Chapstick a day!"
Nevermind
You know, what girl hasn't nibbled on a little bit of chapstick in their youth? There's Skittles flavors
@@Kimmie6772 but three goddamn tubes at once
@@daphne4407 the more the merrier I say!
I'm a male and I ate chapstick with my little sister when I was younger. How can you not resist the scented ones, they're just asking to be eaten
@@charliecalixto4013 they're...they're FUCKING CHAPSTICK
"We're gonna masticate food from our childhood."
-Ted Nivison
We need more Ava
my favorite line "Im fucking smart and cool, mm"
yo ted when are you doing a face reveal?
HexedLol yOu StUpId DumMY HeAd, HiS fAcE iS iN tHe viDeO.!.!
hAHAHahahhHahahahahhahahHHAhaahHhahahha
M3M3_1ORD THE_ONE_AND_ONLY double woooosh
M3M3_1ORD THE_ONE_AND_ONLY ahh you are a brainlet
10 mil
"I think I almost got cancer"
-some ted guy
When she asked if you cook pizza lunches I almost fucking exploded
I always cooked the pizza and nugget lunchables
Ava is pretty cool
Patrick Dowling wdym she literally ate chapstick
@@micahbeckner2274 My dad used to eat my moms chapstick like 10 or so years ago.
Cryptic Wolf mine did that to except there was no chapstick and he hit me
Slushy N I C E !
@@micahbeckner2274 you just proved his point
I just discovered your channel and then you uploaded right after. Praise to the milk gods.
DANNY WEGMAN
Caleb Rogers what do you mean
I love their odd humor. They have good chemistry.
Uh oh
The energy here is absolutely unhinged I love it
Nose pierced human in video: “I will not masticate deli meats.”
Also nose pierced human in video: “AtE cHaPsTiCk”
burningphoenix36 That chapstick tasted amazing
honestly, flavored chapstick on toast is good
Nose pierced human
@@perish4526 Someone needs to arrest you.
OML I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOPSTICK UNTIL NOW
This got recommended to me
10/10 would subscribe again
The text box at 7:12 is a command for you to laugh
9:08 when I was younger I had one of those and threw up and I think the chicken was uncooked
Dude she needs a UA-cam account she’s hilarious
I would watch it all!
Rachel K eat your cereal
Rachel K eat your cereal
Rachel K eat your cereal man
JohnsThxDestroyer I hate this so fucking much. These stupid fucking birds with sunglasses are making a mockery of the eatyourcereal name.
It’s so nice to see a guy having such a good relationship with their mom ☺️
I know right, she looks so young!!
This comment is cursed
The best part by far is all ted’s expressions at any given point
6:32 IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID THIS
OH MY GAWD
I’m so happy I randomly found this channel
Glad to have ya!
The “I think I almost got cancer” sold the buzzfeed food review
Alternate title: two theatre kids eat and discuss
1:39 thought he said bum. which makes the following thing very concerning
2:23 I’m with ted on this one, I have NEVER heard of nor seen someone doing that
Skarpne Gerph I mean, I knew someone who would eat glue sticks, which is much worse but yeah
Chap stick used to slap so hard tho you don’t even know
he haw
Sooo
You’re saying eating glue sticks isn’t normal? They are a delightful snack.
Bravecylinder hmmm...
i might just have to try one then, i do love a good snack
he haw Yes, you should.
Nutritional breakfast food as well!
The Mongolian children in my basement:
13:46
h u h
SleepySeafoam why are you confused.
You had to.. you just had to...
Is it a fetish?
My Brain: *Everything's a fetish if you want it to be!*
Aight so no scooby doo gummies and fruit roll ups.
“I didn’t get to enjoy the foods of our youth-“ “nor the vaccines of our youth” *my sides*
he looked genuinely confused and worried at 2:20
6:08 The way he said yogurt got me rolling🤣
as a 21 year old manchild, i still unashamedly eat like half of these thing
I am here to represent those who actually enjoy lunchables to this day. They're overpriced as hell, yeah, but it's a classic and I unironically enjoy them.
My college campus actually sells them. Represent
no
At least I heat them in the microwave! Tired of seeing people eating the pizza ones unheated...
As a college lad, I still get lunchables all the time. They're just like satisfying in a wierd way and its awesome
Laith Al-Fdeilat ok buddy
I dont remember being subscribed but I'm glad I'm here
when i was young id ate lobsterman's balm cause it was mint flavor and my mom would get them as gifts from my grandma.