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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
  • "Yeah it's an experimental genre" 💀💀💀💀💀
    Song's backstory: Originally recorded in fl studio in July of 2023. Vocals (let's be honest here, they are not vocals) were added on as a joke. When I made this, I had recently purchased a verrrry cheap electric drumset by Donner. The drumset doesn't pick up every hit in the program, which can throw me off really easily. Then it turns into me trying to figure out where I am in the recording lol. I have other videos that demonstrate that dilemma. The drumset in fl studio that it was linked to was the MT power drum kit. Super basic. If you guys know any better ones, let me know haha. I think the riff is influenced by early Napalm Death considering the original file name was named "Napalm Meth" lmao. But why post this now? Well I was going through a hard drive with recordings on it. I had a good laugh at how bad the drums sounded on it and decided to layer it with the most bazar shit. I may make a real attempt at this or make something similar in the near future. So keep your eyes peeled for that disaster lmao.

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  • @teamatfort444
    @teamatfort444 9 місяців тому +17498

    "its better live"

    • @sleepforever8378
      @sleepforever8378 9 місяців тому +86

      Fr

    • @applejuice8173
      @applejuice8173 9 місяців тому +852

      “You wont get it unless you understand the story behind it”

    • @kingpotato3359
      @kingpotato3359 9 місяців тому +552

      The funniest thing about this comment is if someone played this live I would almost definitely mosh to it lol

    • @kurdt1012
      @kurdt1012 9 місяців тому +67

      yall are just disrespectful towards art and DIY music

    • @kinjukaida
      @kinjukaida 9 місяців тому +206

      @@kurdt1012 0:33

  • @bingus_supreme_
    @bingus_supreme_ 9 місяців тому +7851

    Metal equivalent of "yeah im a SoundCloud rapper"

    • @creativeusernamecorbin3890
      @creativeusernamecorbin3890 8 місяців тому +148

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 lol I’m a metal head and that couldn’t be any more accurate 💀💀💀😂

    • @HeyItsGCA
      @HeyItsGCA Місяць тому +12

      True 😭

    • @teevee1782
      @teevee1782 Місяць тому +8

      LMAOO

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Місяць тому +9

      Best comment

    • @AutismoGamer
      @AutismoGamer Місяць тому

      🤓😄🤓🤓☝️🤓☝️👎lol I'm a president head and that couldn't be any more Inaccurate 🚵‍♂️🤾‍♂️🧏‍♂️🤽‍♂️🧚‍♂️💁‍♂️🧍‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙍‍♂️💇‍♂️🤷‍♂️🙇‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🤸‍♂️🧗‍♂️🤾‍♂️🪐🐶🌠🦄🐻‍❄️🌎🐮🌟💫🌌💫​@@creativeusernamecorbin3890

  • @amatsu-ryu4067
    @amatsu-ryu4067 9 місяців тому +3774

    "Yeah bro it's pretty experimental. We can't stand all that poser shit that uses actual time signatures."

    • @kurdt1012
      @kurdt1012 9 місяців тому +97

      respect the artist's vision

    • @enderluckjarmg985
      @enderluckjarmg985 9 місяців тому +72

      ​@@kurdt1012 if its shit its shit

    • @kurdt1012
      @kurdt1012 9 місяців тому +43

      @@enderluckjarmg985 there is no such thing as bad art

    • @Beanpolr
      @Beanpolr 9 місяців тому +150

      ​@@kurdt1012It's all up to the eye of the beholder. Now, if the eye sees shit...

    • @User5648-g2p
      @User5648-g2p 9 місяців тому +31

      ​@@kurdt1012 brooo a great part of the grindcore, included sub-genres like goregrind, gorenoise, p0rnoise, vomitnoise are a joke

  • @The_Rantmaster
    @The_Rantmaster 6 місяців тому +1091

    Lil wayne on guitar, vince neil on vocals, and lars ulrich on drums. An all star lineup.

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 Місяць тому +117

      Lars Urlrich sounds like a medical condition.

    • @mauwus4322
      @mauwus4322 Місяць тому +36

      ​@@Mii.2.0 might as well be

    • @UnnamedThe
      @UnnamedThe Місяць тому +6

      Lars Hurlrich

    • @TT10Kofficial
      @TT10Kofficial 20 днів тому

      @@Mii.2.0no double bass?

    • @axelgarcia3266
      @axelgarcia3266 18 днів тому +8

      Dj khaled on acoustic

  • @maxherman8383
    @maxherman8383 Місяць тому +1158

    "Support your local music scene!"
    The local music scene:

    • @doom5895
      @doom5895 28 днів тому +10

      Much harder to find music now than before not saying much I know

    • @develope3208
      @develope3208 18 днів тому +41

      @@doom5895 Is it? By what metric? You have the entirety of all human music from big names to small indie names at your disposal with just a few clicks.

    • @duskanddawn8543
      @duskanddawn8543 7 днів тому

      ​@@develope3208that's part of what makes it hard to find

    • @clover-sj5df
      @clover-sj5df 7 днів тому

      ​@doom5895 North Texas scene stay on top

  • @ocaratriste
    @ocaratriste 9 місяців тому +13874

    - Album cover art by AI
    - Generic Metal Riff Guitar
    - Drummer with no sense of rhythm
    - Squeaky alien vocalist
    Masterpiece ✅️

    • @wipeout770
      @wipeout770 9 місяців тому +547

      Illegible Artist and Song titles at top for the cherry on top 👌

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 9 місяців тому +277

      The drummer steals the show.

    • @Randybobandy024
      @Randybobandy024 9 місяців тому +193

      Black metal heads be like

    • @theblindbandit6533
      @theblindbandit6533 9 місяців тому +327

      When there’s a distorted cough followed by the distorted clown laugh you know you gotta masterpiece

    • @cucky_monster
      @cucky_monster 9 місяців тому +94

      Did you just describe metallica

  • @eavves
    @eavves 9 місяців тому +10843

    Vocalist needs to spread his wings and go solo. These guys are just holding him back

    • @Denkersis
      @Denkersis 9 місяців тому +690

      I definitely pictured him spreading his wings when he started screaming.
      More specifically, flapping his wings. In a small body of water.

    • @unnownme
      @unnownme 9 місяців тому +67

      @@Denkersis pitchured*

    • @Denkersis
      @Denkersis 9 місяців тому +19

      @@unnownme 😂

    • @lomobster
      @lomobster 9 місяців тому +8

      agreed brother

    • @kingpotato3359
      @kingpotato3359 9 місяців тому +5

      ong

  • @rymmusicfan713
    @rymmusicfan713 9 місяців тому +4266

    This is what grindcore sounds like to people who hate grindcore

    • @TFFAN16
      @TFFAN16 9 місяців тому +85

      Can confirm

    • @havokmusicinc
      @havokmusicinc 9 місяців тому +706

      This is what grindcore sounds like to people who like grindcore, too

    • @ryanmarc1853
      @ryanmarc1853 9 місяців тому +150

      This legitimately sounds better than grindcore to me hahaha

    • @koolerstuff
      @koolerstuff 9 місяців тому +34

      this is real grindcore top tier

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 9 місяців тому +57

      No, grindcore is way shorter

  • @LunarLegate
    @LunarLegate 8 місяців тому +2886

    Vocalist came in like a cat being murdered 10/10

  • @smelvinsantos1117
    @smelvinsantos1117 9 місяців тому +2361

    the goofy silly laugh at 0:56 made me crack wtf lmao

  • @PhantomPhaze
    @PhantomPhaze 9 місяців тому +8259

    "we dont like to confine ourselves to one genre" The entire 5 song EP sounds like this.

    • @kurdt1012
      @kurdt1012 9 місяців тому +290

      respect the artist's vision

    • @User5648-g2p
      @User5648-g2p 9 місяців тому +432

      "Noooo, we do different genres. Death metal, heavy metal, black metal, trash metal, depressive suicidal black metal, etc"

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 9 місяців тому +328

      @@User5648-g2p Don't forget the Norwegian pagan witchcraft extremely dark black metal. You're not a real metalhead if you don't listen to that at least 6 hours a day.

    • @iododendron3416
      @iododendron3416 9 місяців тому +56

      They confined themselves to half a genre, talent-wise.

    • @reeekid3631
      @reeekid3631 9 місяців тому +35

      @@User5648-g2p bro, there ain't now way you just compared Death metal, heavy metal, black metal, trash metal and depressive suicidal black metal (or black-doom)
      first, Imma separate black, death and depressive suicidal black:
      black metal:
      black metal is mainly characterised by high-shrieking vocals, not-down tuned guitar, lo-fi recording and tremolo picking, the band members often dawn corpse make-up and adopt pseudonyms it is heavily reliant on power-chords and un-muted tremolo picking and trebly distortion, Guitarists often use dissonance along with specific scales, intervals and chord progressions-to create a sense of dread, furthermore, Some newer black metal bands began raising their production quality and introducing additional instruments such as synthesizers and even orchestras. The drumming is often characterised by blast beats and double bass to maintain tempos going up to 300bpm. Black metal strays from conventional song structure by not having clear verse-chorus sections. Instead, many black metal songs contain lengthy and repetitive instrumental sections. The Greek style-established by Rotting Christ, Necromantia and Varathron-has more traditional heavy metal and death metal traits than Norwegian black metal. Traditional black metal bands tend to favour raspy, high-pitched vocals which include techniques such as shrieking, screaming, and snarling, a vocal style influenced by Quorthon of Bathory, Death growls, common in the death metal genre, are sometimes used, but less frequently than the characteristic black metal shriek. Black metal lyrics typically attack Christianity and the other institutional religions, often using apocalyptic language and evoking anti-authoritarianism and anti-establishment messages against religious governments and societies. Satanic lyrics are common, and many see them as essential to black metal. For Satanist black metal artists, "Black metal songs are meant to be like Calvinist sermons; deadly serious attempts to unite the true believers". Misanthropy, global catastrophe, war, death, destruction and rebirth are also common themes. Another topic often found in black metal lyrics is that of the wild and extreme aspects and phenomena of the natural world, particularly the wilderness, forests, mountains, winter, storms, and blizzards. Black metal also has a fascination with the distant past. Many bands write about the mythology and folklore of their homelands and promote a revival of pre-Christian, pagan traditions. A significant number of bands write lyrics only in their native language and a few (e.g. Arckanum and early Ulver) have lyrics in archaic languages. Some doom metal-influenced artists' lyrics focus on depression, nihilism, introspection, self-harm and suicide. The politics of black metal vary, I'm going to stop because tired, lemme sleep

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 9 місяців тому +3804

    We're not making it outta Norway with this one 🔥🔥🔥

    • @squirrelsyrup1921
      @squirrelsyrup1921 9 місяців тому +8

      lol

    • @soyuzinstrumentales7605
      @soyuzinstrumentales7605 8 місяців тому +47

      This is not black metal but okay

    • @svekkapung
      @svekkapung 8 місяців тому +29

      What has grindcore to do with Norway?

    • @Waterbottlez_
      @Waterbottlez_ 8 місяців тому +4

      why would you wanna leave

    • @peterthecactus4150
      @peterthecactus4150 8 місяців тому +104

      gatekeeping metalheads when they find out Norway has more metal genres other than black metal

  • @spenny503
    @spenny503 9 місяців тому +4203

    I love the drums. So fucked up timing.

    • @BeanFan999
      @BeanFan999 9 місяців тому +609

      lars ulrich side project

    • @bartklonowski43
      @bartklonowski43 9 місяців тому +21

      💀💀

    • @toprak3479
      @toprak3479 9 місяців тому +11

      xd @@BeanFan999

    • @steamengine4719
      @steamengine4719 9 місяців тому +128

      it's called groove and feel
      -guy who is in a band

    • @marioncarbonell6047
      @marioncarbonell6047 9 місяців тому +175

      It’s avant-garde jazz fusion progressive metal. That’s why the drumming sounds so offbeat but really their timing and structure is too complex for basic normie pop and rap lovers to understand 🤓

  • @Crkkyyt
    @Crkkyyt 8 місяців тому +1192

    "Yeah i listen to some pretty underground stuff."

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron Місяць тому +71

      cause it's buried. pronounced deceased

    • @HaveANiceDayLol.
      @HaveANiceDayLol. Місяць тому +23

      @@VengefulPolititron It's a classic too, it's pretty old, at this point it's a fossil

  • @fernandopalavecino8147
    @fernandopalavecino8147 9 місяців тому +1130

    Glad to hear Lars Ulrich helping out small bands go big

    • @8dic2k10
      @8dic2k10 3 місяці тому +16

      😂☠️

    • @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
      @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj Місяць тому +7

      Lara isn't that good

    • @kalan_i
      @kalan_i Місяць тому +23

      @@JohnnyAllan-vj7sj thats the joke

    • @MetalGodMasino
      @MetalGodMasino Місяць тому +4

      I have a deep hatred for Metallica and i honestly couldn't care less about Lars, but atleast i gotta admit that Lars in AJFA era was really amazing.

    • @brotherdon6439
      @brotherdon6439 Місяць тому +6

      I got a yousician ad with Metallica whilst reading this

  • @hazardeur
    @hazardeur 9 місяців тому +4113

    i like how the druming is running away from the other instruments and sometimes vice versa. like a constant chase

    • @botno69420
      @botno69420 9 місяців тому

      You really haven't heard of chasecore before? Poser...

    • @mandrilltattoo
      @mandrilltattoo 9 місяців тому +207

      If you average it out its actually perfectly on time

    • @AshBeastFPS
      @AshBeastFPS 9 місяців тому +17

      @@mandrilltattoo😂😂

    • @hazardeur
      @hazardeur 9 місяців тому +36

      mhhhm...... progressive! @@mandrilltattoo

    • @matiasblasi_music
      @matiasblasi_music 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@mandrilltattoo oh, he's doing the classic rubato technique on drums

  • @snopallchannel241
    @snopallchannel241 9 місяців тому +6761

    Out of tempo guitars, fuck loads of distortion, programmed drums, shitty vocals, awful recording in general. This is a masterpiece

    • @rat_marshall
      @rat_marshall 9 місяців тому +295

      average grindcore fan

    • @koolerstuff
      @koolerstuff 9 місяців тому +388

      ​@@rat_marshall grindcore fans when someone tells them their favorite band with 16 listeners is trash: I know

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 9 місяців тому +90

      Programmed drums can work, theyre just intentionally awfully programmed here

    • @snopallchannel241
      @snopallchannel241 9 місяців тому +44

      @@eightcoins4401 I honestly get tired of programmed drums nowadays. You can fake natural sound with enough effects, but natural dynamics can't be beaten imho.

    • @Suicide_Haze
      @Suicide_Haze 9 місяців тому +24

      the drums are just an electronic set he says it in the description

  • @Seljuqqq
    @Seljuqqq 9 місяців тому +4683

    That guitar tone is so close to being dope tho

    • @eavves
      @eavves 9 місяців тому +187

      it kinda sounds like refused lol

    • @toprak3479
      @toprak3479 9 місяців тому +606

      Excellent tone for stoner / doom metal honestly

    • @octaviosander8898
      @octaviosander8898 9 місяців тому +57

      Sounds like dope

    • @growskull
      @growskull 9 місяців тому +52

      it sounds underwater

    • @blubbermammoth8426
      @blubbermammoth8426 9 місяців тому +129

      I really like the tone tbh. It kinda reminds me of the guitar tone on bolt throwers realm of chaos.

  • @PiippoErareika
    @PiippoErareika Місяць тому +537

    Of all the creatures in the magical mythical forest they just had choose gnome to be the vocalist 😭

    • @jooj1934
      @jooj1934 Місяць тому +63

      hey he is trying his best ok

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 13 днів тому +9

      Halfling on the drums (doesn't understand time)
      Ogre on the guitar (can't do shit with those fat fingers)
      Elf on the bass (no patience to follow a steady bass pattern)

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 9 місяців тому +89

    "when i wrote this song, i was in a really dark place at the time. i didn't know where the light switch was, and also i think the lightbulb had blown, and i wrote this song in a pitch black room."

  • @No.U
    @No.U 9 місяців тому +2034

    To be honest, this would work with better vocals and...more... conventional timings

    • @supershaw09
      @supershaw09 9 місяців тому +74

      Yeah if the timing was tighter it would sound really good

    • @IRLguy777
      @IRLguy777 9 місяців тому

      Obviously you uncultured swines can't appreciate the polyrhythms and odd time signatures going on in this song.

    • @HisDescent
      @HisDescent 9 місяців тому +37

      because its too generic sounding

    • @eraukah
      @eraukah 9 місяців тому +47

      and a bassist

    • @SomeoneThatIsHappy
      @SomeoneThatIsHappy 9 місяців тому +9

      And a less muddy guitar tone

  • @mrciless
    @mrciless 9 місяців тому +512

    the AI generated artwork is the cherry on top

  • @BlindRubioJameson
    @BlindRubioJameson 9 місяців тому +1062

    I’ve seen worse bands at local shows

    • @kurdt1012
      @kurdt1012 9 місяців тому +26

      There's so such thing as "worse" when talking about art. Art means freedom of expression. There is no bad art.

    • @thales6790
      @thales6790 9 місяців тому +205

      ​@@kurdt1012yes, there is

    • @crystalpapers6590
      @crystalpapers6590 9 місяців тому +17

      ​@kurdt1012 listen to king cobras music and tell me there isn't bad art

    • @springbloom5940
      @springbloom5940 9 місяців тому +6

      Ive seen worse bands too. We throw stuff at them.

    • @kanyuphilmahar
      @kanyuphilmahar 9 місяців тому

      ​@@kurdt1012listen to "warzone" by yoko ono and tell me there's no "bad" art lol

  • @thisaccountwashacked666
    @thisaccountwashacked666 9 місяців тому +399

    I'm giggling so hard at the high pitched screaming 😭
    my sense of humor is fucked

    • @vimic3
      @vimic3 8 місяців тому +8

      even how the drums start playing wrong at the same time xD

    • @LonelyGamer4
      @LonelyGamer4 8 місяців тому +4

      Omg Satan hacked your account 😱😱😱

  • @Paolur
    @Paolur 9 місяців тому +2003

    Remember: every musician you love started out sounding like this

  • @CodyTheGuitarist
    @CodyTheGuitarist 9 місяців тому +3890

    "We hate to be confined by 'conventional' music rules. If you don't like it then you must just be a fucking normie pop lover. You can't appreciate its nuanced complexites." - That guy who says he's in a band.

    • @DustyLeeSledge
      @DustyLeeSledge 9 місяців тому +76

      Yes, but you need to know the rules forward and backward before you can bend or break them.

    • @bobjoe5555
      @bobjoe5555 9 місяців тому +45

      @@DustyLeeSledge some people have the intuition to make stuff that sounds good without learning the rules. but its not common

    • @DustyLeeSledge
      @DustyLeeSledge 9 місяців тому +42

      @@bobjoe5555
      Only delusional people believe they can do something at a professional level and do it well with no training or practice.
      Anything worthwhile takes real dedication and can not be half-assed.

    • @bobjoe5555
      @bobjoe5555 9 місяців тому +50

      @@DustyLeeSledge I know a couple of people who who had no experience and could do things like go on a piano and intuit which notes sound good together (basically finding scales through pure intuition) and write compelling melodies/chord progressions. Theyre probably picking up on musical patterns subconsciously. Obviously they got even better with practice. There are also famous musicians like this who come to mind. Dave Mustaine doesn't really have music theory training allegedly. I'm not dismissing the value of practice or learning, rather saying some people are naturally gifted at something

    • @DustyLeeSledge
      @DustyLeeSledge 9 місяців тому +8

      @@bobjoe5555
      I disagree.
      No one sits at a piano and have never seen a piano in their life, then just writes a song.
      Because it just makes sense to them.
      It takes time to become familiar with the instrument;
      They may have an ability to recognize and correct mistakes faster than others and it may appear as natural talent.
      But ... Most people that make your argument just want to skip the hard work and get straight to the end...
      And when anyone calls them out on their lack of skill ...
      They will argue "We don't confine ourselves to the musical normalities."
      Or "I have a more avant-garde approach to my chosen musical style."
      In the end;
      it's just bullshit and usually (for most people) takes three times as long to get anywhere worthy of merit.
      *IMO*
      Don't skip the work;
      you're only cheating yourself.

  • @brokenglassboy860
    @brokenglassboy860 9 місяців тому +9489

    My taste in metal is so fucked this sounds legit good to me

  • @chrisw6164
    @chrisw6164 8 місяців тому +273

    Back in the 90s I used to produce a metal zine. This is not horrible compared to some of the demos I’ve heard

    • @Jakepearl13
      @Jakepearl13 8 місяців тому +45

      I’m scared to hear the demos you have

    • @soldier1913
      @soldier1913 7 місяців тому +24

      @@Jakepearl13they actually dont know how to play their instruments

  • @burpo9
    @burpo9 7 місяців тому +25

    Vocalist: Freddie Mercury
    Guitarist: Dimebag Darrel
    Bassist: Les Claypool
    Drummer: Neil Peart

  • @rram992
    @rram992 9 місяців тому +249

    “It was done in one take”
    “It sounds better live”
    “For fans of [insert band names]”
    “We have labels waiting”

    • @AB-sw4kb
      @AB-sw4kb Місяць тому +6

      it sounds better on mute

  • @poeter14
    @poeter14 9 місяців тому +892

    I'd still mosh to this

  • @silverlink8805
    @silverlink8805 9 місяців тому +752

    I am very proud of myself for recognizing the drum VST.
    For anyone wondering, it's MT Power Drumkit

    • @federicobravi5752
      @federicobravi5752 9 місяців тому +28

      Holy fuck yeah you're right

    • @Dichete
      @Dichete 9 місяців тому +29

      lmao it's such a recognizable sound

    • @pradyutnaha1396
      @pradyutnaha1396 9 місяців тому +13

      so true lmao. the sound of MT haunts me

    • @lmMathost
      @lmMathost 9 місяців тому

      Shit thats true lol

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 9 місяців тому

      True.
      That was my first drum vst.

  • @hq9684
    @hq9684 9 місяців тому +169

    Honestly? This band, "Napalm Meth", should honestly be a real thing.

  • @DagobahResident
    @DagobahResident 13 днів тому +27

    Alvin the Chipmunk having an asthma attack is not where I expexted to vocals to go

  • @Lvl31Gardevoir
    @Lvl31Gardevoir 8 місяців тому +83

    The fucking vocals killed me.

    • @-Emonem-
      @-Emonem- 7 місяців тому +7

      “Vocals”

  • @spoonmeanie5644
    @spoonmeanie5644 9 місяців тому +314

    The intro kinda kicks ass tho fr

    • @Crimera137
      @Crimera137 9 місяців тому +10

      IKR

    • @greywakez
      @greywakez 8 місяців тому +6

      Listen to "Tic Tac" by Combichrist if you want a refined/better version of the intro

  • @crism8868
    @crism8868 9 місяців тому +225

    0:39 that's clearly vargskelethor joel signing in Swedish, I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @dayswithoutcrying3033
      @dayswithoutcrying3033 Місяць тому +10

      Yooo Joel mention!!!!

    • @RoseRelisnot
      @RoseRelisnot Місяць тому +4

      No, that's obviously a machine gun being fired by a demon baby XD

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage 20 днів тому +5

      0:44 is the duende scurrying around the set

    • @Pinak1264
      @Pinak1264 9 днів тому +1

      Holy fuck joel comment!!!

  • @SlickGames2-gd5jw
    @SlickGames2-gd5jw 9 місяців тому +211

    me: can we have Napalm Death?
    mom: we have Napalm Death at home
    Napalm Death at home:

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 9 місяців тому +21

      Napalm Meth

    • @thalissevero7627
      @thalissevero7627 Місяць тому +2

      @@ELbabotas1 I know this is an old comment, but goddamn that's a genius band name

  • @infinitejest441
    @infinitejest441 8 місяців тому +26

    “Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld”

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 9 місяців тому +20

    WE MAKIN IT OUT DADS GARAGE WITH THIS ONE🔥🩸🔪

  • @ThinIce103
    @ThinIce103 9 місяців тому +184

    A metal band with alvin. Not what i expected to day but I'm all for it

    • @fft9917
      @fft9917 9 місяців тому +6

      That would be Knocked Loose 😂

    • @theeoddments960
      @theeoddments960 9 місяців тому +6

      Sludgefest

  • @DissipationDay
    @DissipationDay 9 місяців тому +54

    When he said "aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee...ee.eeeeee.eeeee....eeeee~" I really felt it 10/10 would "EHEHEEHEHEH" again

  • @Yogurt_Fingers
    @Yogurt_Fingers 9 місяців тому +101

    Bands like this will get called "sellouts" for playing with a metronome.. Never change. ❤

  • @strappadork
    @strappadork 9 місяців тому +11

    It sounded legit until the vocals kicked in

  • @theman4426
    @theman4426 9 місяців тому +33

    THE VOCALIST LMAO

  • @ExaFH
    @ExaFH 9 місяців тому +103

    “don’t worry our next album will be better.”

  • @catmanfish
    @catmanfish 9 місяців тому +567

    My band through college used a noise generator called the anxiety machine. It made sounds that were at a specific frequency to induce panic. I also made sure to use the harshest sounds possible. I played only one show and people were holding their ears. Black noise till the end.

    • @r4b1d_r0b0t
      @r4b1d_r0b0t 9 місяців тому +62

      Do you have a link to where I can find this? I'd love to incorporate that into some of my projects

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 9 місяців тому +33

      @@r4b1d_r0b0t what kind of projects are we talking about here?

    • @nataliewn
      @nataliewn 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@charlesdemers1197 lmao

    • @cameron5529
      @cameron5529 9 місяців тому +7

      I need this, please tell us where you got it.

    • @r4b1d_r0b0t
      @r4b1d_r0b0t 9 місяців тому

      @@charlesdemers1197 I make experimental electronic music. If you search my username up you can find some of my songs :)

  • @justrandom6608
    @justrandom6608  9 місяців тому +153

    should I do a legit version on this?

  • @ScrotoTBaggins
    @ScrotoTBaggins 9 місяців тому +25

    I was in a band that sounds exactly like this

  • @HavardBergs
    @HavardBergs 9 місяців тому +44

    1:05 jazzy ride 🤯

  • @saveliy-7763
    @saveliy-7763 9 місяців тому +87

    Glad they're still active. Saw them live a couple years ago - hands down best set of the evening

  • @Funerealnight1349
    @Funerealnight1349 9 місяців тому +86

    This sounds like Grindcore played sloppily 😂. Its got some potential, though!

  • @TheUnoriginalOtaku
    @TheUnoriginalOtaku 9 місяців тому +42

    Even though I read that the vocals “were added on as a joke”, I was not prepared for the absolute MAJESTY they added ✨

  • @Nikola_TeslaYT
    @Nikola_TeslaYT 8 місяців тому +114

    The three rules you must follow
    1. Never ask a man his salary
    2. Never ask a woman her age
    3. *Never pass a death metal fan the aux*

  • @AlbanianThrash
    @AlbanianThrash 9 місяців тому +16

    the drummer running out of stamina on the blast beat is so funny

  • @obzzidian94
    @obzzidian94 9 місяців тому +42

    Anyone who dislikes this is stuck in the past, this right here is the future of music

  • @MrPers0n30
    @MrPers0n30 9 місяців тому +288

    Other than the vocals I genuinely like this. With a louder bass track if there even is one, I’m listening on my phone so I can’t really tell, and just being a much much longer song with dissonant vocals this could be pretty solid.

    • @christianschneider5352
      @christianschneider5352 9 місяців тому +36

      its so out of time and sloppy tf

    • @Dexusaz
      @Dexusaz 9 місяців тому +24

      This has nothing good about it whatsoever lmao

    • @Crimera137
      @Crimera137 9 місяців тому +5

      if it isnt the vocals this aint bad i agree

    • @skaldlouiscyphre2453
      @skaldlouiscyphre2453 9 місяців тому +8

      I don't think there's a bass track, it sounds quite a bit like AxCx and other bands that use just a guitar and drum track.

    • @shaftmessiah
      @shaftmessiah 9 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Dexusazthe intro guitar riff sounds pretty good tbh

  • @JoaoOliveira-zr4jw
    @JoaoOliveira-zr4jw 9 місяців тому +60

    fire🔥🔥🔥 hidden gem 🔥 keep it hidden the underground black metal scene will love this

    • @rnoze6938
      @rnoze6938 9 місяців тому

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому +8

      THIS IS THE SHIT🔥🔥🔥🔥
      PLEASE FLUSH IT🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @gundamgames6092
    @gundamgames6092 Місяць тому +14

    Mike Patton has done it again.

  • @Lobsterboy300
    @Lobsterboy300 9 місяців тому +19

    00:33 seconds in, when the vocals hit is just pure perfection.

  • @Phreid00017
    @Phreid00017 9 місяців тому +21

    Kid: "Mom I want to listen to slayer"
    Mom: "We have slayer at home"
    Slayer at home: 0:33

  • @jameswilkes451
    @jameswilkes451 9 місяців тому +20

    The lyrics: "HAHAHA! REEEEEEE!"

  • @aimissyousomuch
    @aimissyousomuch 9 місяців тому +17

    Vocals: Crazy Frog

  • @gigachad2162
    @gigachad2162 9 місяців тому +8

    Black metal fans when you play them TV static

  • @OvergrownWithTheMoss
    @OvergrownWithTheMoss 9 місяців тому +11

    Hardcore fans would go crazy over this. The breakdown in the middle is actually pretty hard and would most likely blend in VERY well in a live setting at a hardcore gig

  • @ColdCryomancer
    @ColdCryomancer 9 місяців тому +16

    I’m glad we all had the same first band experience

    • @E_Hooligan
      @E_Hooligan 9 місяців тому

      What was the second like?

    • @epicfailpaws
      @epicfailpaws 9 місяців тому

      ​@@E_Hooligangay orgy

  • @-Emonem-
    @-Emonem- 9 місяців тому +32

    Idk why people are hating on this, it really appeals to the sludge-metalhead in me, well, the instrumental at least.

    • @MontySlython
      @MontySlython 9 місяців тому +5

      I mean the drums are completely off beat while also being inconsistent with just how off beat they are

    • @-Emonem-
      @-Emonem- 9 місяців тому +4

      @@MontySlythonagain, it appeals to the sludge-metalhead in me

    • @VeilsideTofu
      @VeilsideTofu 9 місяців тому +11

      @@-Emonem-”Its dog shit but it appeals to me”

    • @-Emonem-
      @-Emonem- 9 місяців тому

      @@VeilsideTofunow you’re getting it.

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 Місяць тому

      You’re a poser if you can’t handle the goblin vocals.

  • @yeetguy7571
    @yeetguy7571 12 днів тому +6

    When the guitarist gets a new pedal for Christmas and suddenly there has to be a band:

  • @lyricsindescriptionl.s.d
    @lyricsindescriptionl.s.d 9 місяців тому +13

    BRuhhh the laugh at 0:55

  • @DouglasSantos-bf4nm
    @DouglasSantos-bf4nm 9 місяців тому +16

    0:55 man, that goes hard

  • @annihilatorx-1271
    @annihilatorx-1271 9 місяців тому +31

    Unironically sounds good

    • @RobTheBunny76
      @RobTheBunny76 9 місяців тому +7

      Sounds good to me too 🤷🏼‍♂️
      Everything except the vocals anyway lol.

    • @ИапГоревич
      @ИапГоревич 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@RobTheBunny76 Vocals is godly here

  • @battery2720
    @battery2720 9 місяців тому +18

    it had me in the first quarter, i was genuinely thinking it was gonna be good

  • @Passageofsky
    @Passageofsky 7 днів тому +2

    "What instrument do you play?"
    "Distortion".

  • @huntertrum3658
    @huntertrum3658 Місяць тому +13

    "Sounds better when moshing"

  • @ThePandaAgenda
    @ThePandaAgenda 9 місяців тому +9

    whenever I’m like “why can’t I find members for my band?”
    I listen to demos like this
    shows me that I DON’T WANT most musicians in my band

  • @erykd.1360
    @erykd.1360 Місяць тому +12

    Average Six feet under song

  • @stonewall1485
    @stonewall1485 8 місяців тому +5

    Y'all mad this fucking slaps, even the vocals

  • @DietDrKelp-ti3zs
    @DietDrKelp-ti3zs 8 місяців тому +5

    Awesome it’s a Sleep Token Rehearsal 😧

  • @oxideking3011
    @oxideking3011 9 місяців тому +16

    Guys, I think he's in a band

  • @Zmora666
    @Zmora666 9 місяців тому +14

    Those vocals are chilling, I'm on the edge of my seat.

  • @RobertFisher-q3q
    @RobertFisher-q3q 9 місяців тому +33

    this is the type of music dudes would put “blackened” in the genre description to defend the shitty quality

  • @thorspeelermusic
    @thorspeelermusic 9 місяців тому +4

    It would have taken 5 minute to convince 2015 /mu/ that this was a top 10 GOAT band

  • @thearousedeunuch
    @thearousedeunuch 8 місяців тому +3

    It sounds like a car trying to start, at one point. 10/10.

  • @funnyvalentine4078
    @funnyvalentine4078 9 місяців тому +8

    I knew I was in for a treat with the ai generated album cover

  • @dontbreaktheyokepls8365
    @dontbreaktheyokepls8365 9 місяців тому +5

    When the local metal band drops their new album and releases it on CD-R in a paper sleeve stapled together.

  • @pajkos7094
    @pajkos7094 9 місяців тому +11

    those signature The Dark Prison Massacre vocals 🔥🔥🔥

    • @meatgrinder9506
      @meatgrinder9506 9 місяців тому +1

      The Dark Prison Massacre but evil

    • @FellSlammed
      @FellSlammed 8 місяців тому

      The Light Liberation Revival

  • @florianlassnig9769
    @florianlassnig9769 Місяць тому +18

    This sucks, the demo tapes were much better! Also come to Brazil please!

  • @stinkymarty
    @stinkymarty 8 місяців тому +14

    This is actually fire I like the evil creature laughs. the creature sounds small but menacing sorta like the movie critters. I also appreciate the slightly disturbing off tempo drumming really sets the stage that something demented is going on with said creature. Once the laughing starts you know the victim is screwed and it’s only complimented by the evil laughter. It goes through stages like a chase and the end is the creatures victory. Pretty nice piece even if it was meant to be a joke.

  • @willyburtz7299
    @willyburtz7299 9 місяців тому +30

    WHat was that squeal? A pig with a cold?

  • @shaftmessiah
    @shaftmessiah 9 місяців тому +8

    The main riff actually sounds sick with that tone

  • @fitlentagreelin2301
    @fitlentagreelin2301 9 місяців тому +7

    😂that lil laugh made me lose it

  • @bradthunderpants3283
    @bradthunderpants3283 8 місяців тому +2

    The way the drums and guitar kept falling out of rhythm in different ways legit was laugh out loud funny to me.

  • @strevortni
    @strevortni 6 місяців тому +3

    This is honestly really entertaining to listen to, i love how out of sync the drums are. The lack of seriousness and funny drums make it more interesting than most modern metal

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 9 місяців тому +7

    Don't forget he's on the harmonica.
    Also I sincerely enjoyed the vocals. Made me smile.
    The instrumentals actually were good too.

  • @ProtossExecutor100
    @ProtossExecutor100 Місяць тому +3

    I mean... They can stay in sync and the drummer is good. That's two good things.

  • @IfYouInsist
    @IfYouInsist 8 місяців тому +5

    More vocals otherwise this is a solid 8/10
    Edit after coming back later today and actually reading the description; If this was you fucking up I'm scared to hear you trying because it may be too good.

  • @gardenerofthesun
    @gardenerofthesun Місяць тому +3

    Vargskelethor if he was, like, 15:

  • @finns99
    @finns99 9 місяців тому +4

    When you show up to a jam and the drummer thinks it's a solo act.

  • @CryptToneMusic
    @CryptToneMusic 9 місяців тому +34

    This legit reminds me of one of the first songs I ever made when I was new to guitar 😂 even the guitar tone is similar haha. It was my buddy on vocals and midi drums and me trying to record my practice amp in the closet with my phone on the top shelf and I had no way to accurately monitor the drums and guitar at the same time so it just turned out a mess and there was like random drum hits I think he added in for no reason 😂

    • @goldenstarmusic1689
      @goldenstarmusic1689 9 місяців тому +6

      I need to hear this in all its glory now.

    • @tr1source
      @tr1source Місяць тому

      Please post this as a video

    • @CryptToneMusic
      @CryptToneMusic Місяць тому

      @@tr1source maybe some day 😂 I might put together a compilation or something of all the lost songs. I have other music on my channel you can check out though if you want!

  • @incongruous4
    @incongruous4 9 місяців тому +16

    "It's slamming neo-death goregrindcore fused with progressive polka, you wouldn't understand it anyways"