I Hate This Dumb Movie

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  • @missilegirl77
    @missilegirl77 Місяць тому +813

    The only thing this movie was missing is a record scratch and freeze frame of euronymous getting stabbed with the voice over “yep, that’s me. I guess you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation.”

    • @wyattsmetal
      @wyattsmetal  Місяць тому +70

      I'm honestly surprised that didn't happen

    • @Ryan.Actually
      @Ryan.Actually Місяць тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Ryan.Actually
      @Ryan.Actually Місяць тому +7

      Definitely fictitiously stretched to make a movie and weirdly casted but if you were to take the names and story of mayhem out of it I would say it’s a good movie 😂

    • @bonemaplegaming9324
      @bonemaplegaming9324 Місяць тому

      Ha, awesome.

    • @Lumbergo
      @Lumbergo Місяць тому +3

      that would have made it better, because then it could be viewed as parody rather than some serious attempt that ultimately failed.

  • @ptlemon1101
    @ptlemon1101 Місяць тому +48

    "The Edgelords of Cringe" Bro, that's regular Mayhem

  • @JohnEdmiston684
    @JohnEdmiston684 Місяць тому +267

    I find it funny that every actor in the movie sounds like a California kid despite being set in Norway

    • @alvisarker8621
      @alvisarker8621 Місяць тому +2

      What else did you expect the producer to do? Dialect coaches are really expensive and this movie did not have a Hollywood production money. The producer talked about the accents in an interview and said that he wanted to appeal to a wide audience since black metal has expanded from just its scandinavian borders, because remember the point of this movie is an attempt to get more people interested in black metal, and also because he saw other movies attempt to do different accents and fail horribly, and that was with easy and common accents let alone more obscure Norwegian and Swedish accents. So yeah not trying to hate or anything but I always feel the need to say this to people who bring the accents up because it seems that even if the producers did try with accents, with their limited budget they probably would have done a horrible job and you guys would hate either way. So no matter what the producers are losing

    • @JohnEdmiston684
      @JohnEdmiston684 Місяць тому +2

      @@alvisarker8621 this is definitely a fair point. Seeing these actors try to pull off fake Norwegian accents wouldve arguably been more cheesy and silly, maybe making the movie an even more so bad it's good experience

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 Місяць тому +1

      They act like ones as well. It's a far cry from what these guys were like.

    • @DenSvartaStjarnan
      @DenSvartaStjarnan 29 днів тому

      Norwegians also don't speak English with a Norwegian accent to each other in their daily life.

  • @ChunkSchuldinga
    @ChunkSchuldinga Місяць тому +336

    This isn't the movie black metal needs, it's the movie black metal deserves.

  • @paranoidBat
    @paranoidBat Місяць тому +322

    Surprisingly I actually really like Lords of chaos
    Just imagine it as a dark comedy and is amazing

    • @Grace-tg4oy
      @Grace-tg4oy Місяць тому +31

      I enjoy it as the hot mess that it is.

    • @Thenewboidahlia
      @Thenewboidahlia Місяць тому +10

      @@Grace-tg4oyright, when you realize it’s a hot mess you can kinda enjoy it a little more 😂😅

    • @raspberrynockwhat1935
      @raspberrynockwhat1935 Місяць тому +5

      'imagine' is the right word, i still don't think the death scene of Pelle is something to laugh about.

    • @paranoidBat
      @paranoidBat Місяць тому +1

      @@raspberrynockwhat1935 neither do I
      I still hate watching that scene because I love per, but I still enjoy the rest of the film

    • @XPGrindDeathking
      @XPGrindDeathking Місяць тому +2

      Maybe the movie was shitty because all of the people involved were massive edgelords but I like how goofy it is.

  • @soullowhill
    @soullowhill Місяць тому +248

    You know i'v never seen the film but I kinda want a glass of chocolate milk now

  • @LotusOverWater
    @LotusOverWater Місяць тому +19

    One thing.. they actually WERE just stupid teenagers

  • @Cadaverpouchconveyersystem
    @Cadaverpouchconveyersystem Місяць тому +151

    I liked it if you watch the movie without expecting an accurate story the movie was fun, it also shows that all the members actually probably were cringey edge lords only they went further than all the normal edge lords, and it starts with the text: based on truth, LIES and what actually happened (the acting wasn’t the best though)

    • @mhsdbfuihbdjf
      @mhsdbfuihbdjf Місяць тому +15

      thank you, people dont understand a movie is for entertainment and MONEY! its not a fucking bible accurate movie

    • @mhsdbfuihbdjf
      @mhsdbfuihbdjf Місяць тому +12

      i love it because it is a big fuck you to varg lmao

    • @narb78
      @narb78 Місяць тому

      I had a friend that happens to be communist and he couldn't enjoy Death of Stalin. When a fandom becomes a religion you need to chill the fuck out because you will see apostates everywhere

    • @LiamFernandez-uc4b
      @LiamFernandez-uc4b 29 днів тому

      ​@@mhsdbfuihbdjffr they made him short and fat lmao

  • @Obscure4747
    @Obscure4747 Місяць тому +205

    I like Lords of Chaos, it's such a funny middle finger to Varg Vikernes with his ridiculous character.

    • @TheValleygirl1981
      @TheValleygirl1981 Місяць тому +41

      @@Obscure4747 true. Knowing he hated the way he was portrayed made the whole movie worth while

    • @bohodebozzo
      @bohodebozzo Місяць тому +31

      when I saw how angry varg's fans/nazis were about the movie I knew that it's gonna be good/fun

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen Місяць тому +6

      That was my favourite thing about it too

    • @mikeauxbig
      @mikeauxbig Місяць тому +8

      @@bohodebozzo nazi's are far left socialists (i.e. the current democratic party, for example).... varg's not a far leftist. just sayin'

    • @treehugger7976
      @treehugger7976 Місяць тому +5

      You care more than Varg did. 😂

  • @juszi6925
    @juszi6925 Місяць тому +52

    "Edgelords of cringe" is a very good description of the whole Mayhem soap opera, it's a fucking youth rebellion that went slightly overboard

  • @jaguarpatrol
    @jaguarpatrol Місяць тому +15

    I honestly just love how ridiculous it is that Euronymous is played by a less drugged up version of Kevin McCallister

  • @KennyKiller3000
    @KennyKiller3000 Місяць тому +99

    This movie isn't meant to be a documentary, but an entertaining movie and the depiction as cringy edgelords is absolutely correct. They all were weird edgy kids: Varg was 20 when he killed Euronymous, Pelle offed himself at 22, Faust was imprisoned at 19. They where Kids acting evil, posing with medieval weapons and 3rd reich memorabilia. That you actually believe this and call them "brutal occult creatures" is just weird, dude. Those were kids wearing witch hats in their music videos.

    • @wyattsmetal
      @wyattsmetal  Місяць тому +20

      Because clearly I said "brutal occult creatures" completely seriously and without sarcasm....

    • @FalseNi9e
      @FalseNi9e Місяць тому +11

      ​@@wyattsmetalthink you missed his point, but it's cool man. 🤘

    • @wyattsmetal
      @wyattsmetal  Місяць тому +13

      @@FalseNi9e I didn't, his point was they were immature kids, which I say multiple times in my video.

    • @Jerry_Gallo
      @Jerry_Gallo Місяць тому +2

      explain us how being killed by an immature kid is better than being killed by a mature man.
      in the kid's case is the victim less dead?

    • @DootguyDoot
      @DootguyDoot Місяць тому

      He didn’t tho?

  • @cloudy5813
    @cloudy5813 Місяць тому +7

    I think it’s important to remember that the film depicts the actions and events that happened and less about the music because that’s what the kids back then were doing. It was more about looking metal than the music itself.

  • @kindredkurse
    @kindredkurse Місяць тому +21

    my favorite thing about this dumb movie is the dude playing occultus just yelling out hail satan every once in a while lol

  • @ger5956
    @ger5956 Місяць тому +18

    The best thing about this film is it annoys Varg 😂

  • @CaptainDugog
    @CaptainDugog Місяць тому +23

    I loved this movie, it encapsulated everything funny about black metal and the portrayl of these people by awkward dudes in their 20s was a great way to show how try hard edgy black metal dudes are to this day. Met many black metal guys that behave very much like these characters and thats what made me enjoy the film so much. Its okay to enjoy things even if theyre not authentic to the truth.

  • @StefanoAraneda
    @StefanoAraneda Місяць тому +21

    "You're tearing me apart Varg!!" Hahaha good one!😂

  • @xXAMZXx
    @xXAMZXx Місяць тому +16

    "Maybe Mayhem are the Friends we made along the Way"

  • @alexscheuerman8899
    @alexscheuerman8899 Місяць тому +46

    Dont lie Wyatt....you know this was a cinematic masterpiece😂

  • @LocalLakePowell
    @LocalLakePowell 27 днів тому +3

    This guy is like the penguinz0 of the metal community

  • @LSDanois
    @LSDanois Місяць тому +2

    It's like a dark comedy, I like how it makes fun of something that took itself so seriously. But it does have some nice cinematography here and there, so that's one point. But the lack of actual music from the scene is it's biggest failure

  • @MetalThrashingMan13
    @MetalThrashingMan13 Місяць тому +5

    It's not a great movie but I will say I didn't expect a full on scene of Dead offing himself

  • @absu132
    @absu132 Місяць тому +4

    Lords of chaos the book was how we knew more about the black metal/death metal. The movie shouldnt have been called lords of chaos. Rory looked more like Fenriz than euro.

  • @DrewLarsen-sw9un
    @DrewLarsen-sw9un Місяць тому +4

    Me and my gf think of it as a comedy movie. The way how they made Varg a spazz and euronymous a dork. Its hilarious ngl.

  • @TheLittleBP
    @TheLittleBP Місяць тому +49

    Edge Lords of Cringe 😂😂😂

  • @ZeroSystem100
    @ZeroSystem100 Місяць тому +81

    8:19 so Varg?

  • @lonewolf8667
    @lonewolf8667 Місяць тому +8

    I'm not religious, but I hate seeing our old stavkirker engulfed in flames.

    • @Bones98
      @Bones98 Місяць тому +1

      It's a beautiful piece of Norwegian history

  • @DWhite1993
    @DWhite1993 Місяць тому +4

    I actually did a bit of digging into the chocolate milk and according to a film buff, what a character drinks in film or TV indicates who they are as a person. For example, drinking plain milk with nothing in it means the character is pure, sweet and innocent. Drinking chocolate milk is a sign of corruption or evil beating good.
    The only other thing I found was a quote Varg said once - "I killed him there and then because he tried to kill me. What else did he plan to do with the knife right after having attacked me?! Cut a slice of bread and have a chocolate milk?"

  • @ciaranmeeks9431
    @ciaranmeeks9431 Місяць тому +10

    I have mixed feelings about it. On the plus side, I was pleasantly surprised by how accurate the clothes were. They actually really managed to capture the fashion of the time pretty much 100%. The locations were perfect too. The pacing of events as they unfolded wasn't bad either, and I felt the mood and the way they balanced the overall absurdity of these guy's lives with a sense of the underlying tragedy of it all was handled well too. On the minus side though, those American accents have to go. I would have done it in Norwegian with subtitles. They should have used more actual Black Metal as background soundtrack too. The lack of it was a glaring omission. Also, there was no need for the romance angle, and I thought some of the characterizations were way off - namely the depiction of Varg which imo was done on purpose out of - I'll wager - political animosity by people involved in the production with an ideological axe to grind. Overall though, it's a guilty pleasure I feel gets about 40% right, and 60% wrong. I can enjoy it, but I wish it had been more accurate as this is what casual viewers will take as gospel. For a more satisfying experience, try the excellent documentary Until the Light Takes Us which explores the subject matter more seriously.

    • @Thenewboidahlia
      @Thenewboidahlia Місяць тому +1

      100% agree!! I would have LOVED to watch this subtitled if it meant it was more authentic to the location

    • @Shaggy2Swaggy
      @Shaggy2Swaggy Місяць тому

      Also euro is literally gay idk why they have some girl portray as his gf 💀

  • @egyptfrazier
    @egyptfrazier Місяць тому +38

    I watched Lords of Chaos and wanted to learn more about the Black Metal scene. Then I watched the documentary Until the Light Takes Us. I got a lot of education from the documentary than this movie. Watching it again made me laugh because it was like watching a black metal Game of Thrones 😂

    • @shouldihangmyself
      @shouldihangmyself Місяць тому

      "education" 😂

    • @horseheadkid
      @horseheadkid Місяць тому +6

      but that's how it's supposed to be - you watch moviesfor entertainment and docos to learn something. be weird if it was the other way around

    • @zeldablue7504
      @zeldablue7504 Місяць тому +1

      its almost like one is a documentary focused on facts and the other is a movie focused on entertainment.

  • @robertsarakowski1414
    @robertsarakowski1414 Місяць тому +15

    If you took this movie serious than YOU are the problem.

  • @tmamone83
    @tmamone83 Місяць тому +4

    The sad part is Rory Culkin's normally a pretty good actor. Or at least I think he usually is. Then again, I'm not exactly a thespian, so everyone is a better actor than I am.

  • @Horrorblemusick
    @Horrorblemusick Місяць тому +1

    If you look at the film as a satire, it’s laughably enjoyable.

  • @sergiupastila112
    @sergiupastila112 Місяць тому +4

    the chocolate milk scene was a refference to their meeting scene

  • @alana-qq8mm
    @alana-qq8mm Місяць тому +4

    WOOHOO!! Always a good day when you post a new one dude - Many moons ago I walked into a bar with a local rock band on stage and dove head first into that sea of leather jackets and long-hairs like all my Chrismas's had come at once - you are literally my kind of people ♥

  • @ThesharkStrangler
    @ThesharkStrangler Місяць тому +17

    I don’t really hate this movie mainly because it was my introduction to black metal and me and my friend still occasionally quote some of the dumbass lines. Plus I like the idea of showing these “ultra evil” people as a bunch of dumbass kids and the live performance in particular scene was really well done IMO. But the main things that truly hold me back from actually liking it is the GoT season 8 style screenplay that’s filled with some of the most cringe lines I’ve ever heard and pointless love story side plot that feels more like Euronymous fan fiction especially when you realize that the woman he’s with wasn’t even a real person; and just as importantly, the complete lack of direction is especially apparent in this. The actors look completely lost for a good chunk of this movie and when you give them a script this bad, no wonder everyone immediately wrote this movie off when it came out. I feel like if they had gotten an actual director/screenwriter and not some guy who’d only done music videos before who just so happened to have a cup of coffee with a black metal band in the 80s we would’ve gotten a significantly better project

    • @NBDYSPCL
      @NBDYSPCL Місяць тому

      Most of them were just stupid fucking kids...but then varg happened and it went from edgelords to "holy shit this guy is actually fucking deranged"
      Varg is a massive P.O.S and hasn't changed. Lord knows why he's been released.

  • @rangersmetalatheist9392
    @rangersmetalatheist9392 Місяць тому +6

    This movie was the Braveheart of Black Metal. Absolute ballocks, And yet, Funny.

  • @govegans6848
    @govegans6848 Місяць тому +4

    Believe it or not the stabbing scene is unironically the most accurate part of the movie if you have ever seen someone stabbed adrenaline hits so hard you are more calm then you’d think and yes I know because I have been stabbed and literally I did almost the same thing I literally looked down saw it looked up and said why🤣🤣

  • @HAU-RUCK
    @HAU-RUCK Місяць тому +2

    if im remembering right, i think the chocolate milk scene is just there to ENTIRELY clown on varg claiming self defense

  • @lordessskullflower
    @lordessskullflower 21 день тому +1

    This movie isn't even good to reach for when you are high on drugs. Being high on drugs, I'll reach for a classic like Heavy Metal or Heavy Metal 2000 or a live concert DVD of some kind, that works also.

  • @tiggytheimpaler5483
    @tiggytheimpaler5483 23 дні тому +1

    Im not gonna lie, the chocolate milk scene was fucking funny

  • @thatguywhowearsblack
    @thatguywhowearsblack Місяць тому

    As someone who was around new bands and having been stabbed, I can confirm that both experiences as portrayed in this movie are legitimately as awkward as they appeared on screen. The shock of being stabbed did make me say "why did you stab me?" before realising I was in danger of dying.

  • @aSandwich.13
    @aSandwich.13 Місяць тому +3

    Yeah when you acknowledge that it's a cringefest, it becomes a fun cringefest.

  • @wyattfreihon4048
    @wyattfreihon4048 Місяць тому +1

    I need to see this. Black Metal finally has its own version of Bohemian Rhapsody or Dahmer

  • @moonjui
    @moonjui Місяць тому +1

    also tbh ive never understood the complaint that they're not speaking in a norwegian accent. like if its about realism im pretty sure they'd just speak to each other in norwegian not english anyway so why on earth would they speak to each other in english in a norwegian accent... while in norway? it just seems like something cosmetic detail that doesnt actually make it more realistic or make sense to me

  • @Brey
    @Brey Місяць тому +4

    The scene where Varg Vikernes kills Oystein Aarseth (Euronymous) was completely made up. According to Varg, Euronymous was fighting Varg throughout and Varg ended up winning. It could've easily been the other way around. Also I'm very positive given how Oystein let his Euronymous character take over his life he had no reason cutting his hair. Also Varg didn't drink chocolate milk.

    • @glenndanzigsmanycats2045
      @glenndanzigsmanycats2045 8 днів тому

      Euromymous having short hair in this scene was based off of the crime scene photo of his murder in the news (which wasnt actually him, it was another dude laying there to imitate the crime scene)

    • @Brey
      @Brey 6 днів тому

      @@glenndanzigsmanycats2045 This movie really let a prankster win, huh?

  • @Mognam
    @Mognam Місяць тому +3

    I didn't mind the movie but that aside, I remember Necro Butcher in the documentary Headbangers Journey and he came across as a drunken fuckhead. Several years later a friend of mine got us back stage passes to a Mayhem and Watain show here in Australia. The guys in Watain were top lads. Necro Butcher while not drunk still came across as a self conceded fuckhead. True story.

  • @mikkokorperich4151
    @mikkokorperich4151 Місяць тому +11

    "Edgelords of Cringe" fits almost any black metal band.

  • @Mooneyplane
    @Mooneyplane Місяць тому +2

    I thought it wasn’t bad, the acting isn’t amazing but the way this whole black metal scene just spirals out of their control and becomes bigger than themselves is interesting. They were just kids trying to be edgy and some took it too far, who cares if the movie isn’t 100% accurate there’s books on that shit. The drummer ‘Necrobutcher’ wrote a book on his time with the band called ‘Mayhem: The Death Archives’ that’s pretty good, goes into how they started and has a bunch of old band pics

  • @davehoward22
    @davehoward22 19 днів тому

    Theres a film called "heavy trip" which is a black metal film in norwegian

  • @justindevoe9556
    @justindevoe9556 Місяць тому

    The bit at the end about “if you already know the story and want to see it as an SNL sketch” perfectly encapsulates why I love this dumpster (church?) fire lol

  • @zacharywende1553
    @zacharywende1553 Місяць тому +11

    That movie may be the least cringe part about black metal

  • @Chrisdoesntlikenoisecore
    @Chrisdoesntlikenoisecore Місяць тому +1

    The actor who played varg looks like my ex from the mental hospital 😭

  • @cheesedemon88
    @cheesedemon88 Місяць тому +1

    I'm 100% sure the chockolate milk scene was purely for the prop departmet to show off their periodically accurate milk and O'boy containers.

  • @NightAtTheOpera3
    @NightAtTheOpera3 Місяць тому +14

    10 seconds holy shit lmao

  • @SUB-IN-SUPER
    @SUB-IN-SUPER Місяць тому +1

    This movie sums up how black metal really is:
    Evil.
    Stuff about satan
    And absolutely stupid.
    I love it
    (Biased black-metalhead here)

  • @Zanzibarbarian88
    @Zanzibarbarian88 Місяць тому +3

    I got a challenge for you. Go to burning man and find all the metal that's out there. I'd watch that vid in a heartbeat

  • @Verdugo47
    @Verdugo47 Місяць тому

    A friend a couple of years ago told me about mayhem and what happened, and a year back he sat me down and played the movie and started explaining every innacuracy. The movie felt like a couple of highschool friends listened to mayhem and were like "yo we can make a movie out of this".

  • @sole__doubt
    @sole__doubt 18 днів тому +1

    I still wanna get with Sky. ;)

  • @Nathan_Affronti
    @Nathan_Affronti Місяць тому +1

    Well to be fair they're SUPPOSED to be cringey, you're supposed to see it from an outside perspective

  • @brandonlara5375
    @brandonlara5375 Місяць тому +1

    The sad truth is that whenever a story is taken over to be told by Hollyweird it just gets massacred and I agree this was possibly one of the worst if not the worst examples. It truly is a crazy story that was given a disservice by this joke of a movie. What movie execs will blow money on always amazes me.

  • @volgornukes007
    @volgornukes007 Місяць тому +1

    The chocolate milk scene is crazy

  • @Jekyll_Jackal
    @Jekyll_Jackal Місяць тому +3

    Varg Vikernes : The Suge Knight of Black Metal

  • @Sam-ou3tl
    @Sam-ou3tl Місяць тому +2

    To be fair, this is a comically but also overwhelmingly accurate representation of the average black metal fan

  • @paulosicne8498
    @paulosicne8498 Місяць тому

    I had read a long time ago that Varg stabbed Oystein because he saw him wearing a white sweater or white shirt (kind of like how he looked in the stabbing scene in the movie). You would think in between the stabbings, Varg would have been a more sinister by at least grabbing a beer from the fridge. But nope, he busts out the milk and chocolate milk mix.

  • @danielflanard8274
    @danielflanard8274 Місяць тому +1

    My first experience hearing about this movie was through the discourse of people complaining about the decision to cast a Jewish actor to play Euronymous; that set the tone for why I find it so amusing how much it upsets the black metal community, a community notorious for taking themselves too seriously. They dabbled in big-boy actions like arson and murder but Varg and company were/are lords of cringe. The dialog, casting choices, and accents are clumsy in this movie, though I give it credit for two scenes. The murder scene you mentioned, and the death of Per which is one of the most convincing depictions of suicide that I have seen on-screen.
    I am firmly in the camp of viewing this as a comedy, it seems too obvious a satire to interpret it as anything meant to be sincere or historically accurate. They lampoon everything about the individuals and the culture in a way that could only offend black metal enthusiasts.
    "this film, edge lords of cringe, depicts that as if they were all some dumb, spoiled, nervous dorks from the suburbs of Santa Monica."
    In a sense, they were. Norway is a utopia compared to many other countries including the United States.

  • @lordvlygar2963
    @lordvlygar2963 Місяць тому +1

    Yes, as you said, a Slinal Tap of Black Metal. That is the intent of the film and I think it did it well.
    I enjoy the film.

  • @Yeahsoanyways0
    @Yeahsoanyways0 11 днів тому

    I enjoy the film because its really unintentionally funny because of how dumb so many of the scenes are, shit like having to make up a girlfriend for euronymous to make him less insufferable, the homo eroticism between euronymous and dead(euro starts fantasizing about him during sex with the made up girlfriend)that one woods dream sequence scene that used a dumbass stock sound effect when it was trying to be scary, just in general so much of it is so silly.

  • @spelkungenolof9880
    @spelkungenolof9880 Місяць тому

    ”Edge Lords of Cringe” that’s a very fitting title for the film / movie.

    • @Sr_comrade
      @Sr_comrade 29 днів тому

      Black metal in general

  • @MrBikboi
    @MrBikboi Місяць тому +6

    The biggest crime was making chad Varg into a chubby jew.

  • @blvckno_1
    @blvckno_1 Місяць тому

    I knew this movie was a parody when it was in theaters, the drummer of batgirl directed it and purposely made it look ridiculous cause these kids were the cringy kids in the scene in the 90s. Whole movie is him making fun of them, at least that’s how I took it when I saw it.

  • @UnsungUnderground
    @UnsungUnderground Місяць тому +13

    I mean, given the directors personal history with some of the guys in the scene, this movie makes perfect sense. The dude personally worked with Dead back in the day when he was starting out making music videos: most notably Candlemass's Bewitched. Not only that, none of the bands in the movies would exist given he was one of the founding members of fucking BATHORY. He was the drummer and his cousin was the bassist. Admittedly he was gone either before or right after their debut album, but still.

    • @UnsungUnderground
      @UnsungUnderground Місяць тому +10

      Also portraying them as dipshit edgelord teenagers was probably a lot more accurate than the bands themselves would willingly admit.

    • @UnsungUnderground
      @UnsungUnderground Місяць тому +7

      One last funny bit of trivia, in the scene where euronymous makes fun of varg's scorpions patch thst was made up for the movie. IRL it was actually Motley Crue but I don't think the movie could afford to license the logo. Imagine Varg rocking out to Too Fast For Love or Girls Girls Girls

    • @MoonlightRitual
      @MoonlightRitual Місяць тому +2

      He played on a comp he was in from 83 to 84. He played on SMA to be precise (2 songs lol), before leaving the band and eventually directing music videos With actual celebrities like Madonna, Beyonce, Lady Gaga etc. He doesn't have nearly enough credibility to have made this film.

    • @wyattsmetal
      @wyattsmetal  Місяць тому +4

      My cat has more black metal credit than the director of this film

    • @robdurfee6861
      @robdurfee6861 Місяць тому +4

      @@wyattsmetalyou’re the biggest edge lord of them all

  • @lonewolf8667
    @lonewolf8667 Місяць тому

    It's funny to look at the props and sets. I think the milk carton is accurate for the year, but that O'boy box looks like it's from the 60s, I'm sure the design was more blue and glossy looking in 1993. Some of the prop bottles in the fridge look suspicious, I can't remember seeing any white bottles like that back in the day.
    I want to watch the movie now just to see how close it looks to 80s and 90s Norway. It will of course not sound right, which is the major problem I have with American and British movies set in a different country.

  • @RealityCheckTV
    @RealityCheckTV Місяць тому +2

    You're entitled to your opinion but I lOVE this movie! I'm a 57 year old life long Metalhead. I first heard about Mayhem seeing their demo reviewed in Metal Forces Magazine. I'd expect elitist purist Black Metal fans to hate this but as videographer myself I understand how it's impossible to recreate a verbatim true life recreation. Also everyone who knows this story was NOT there to witness these events so have their own interpretations on what they've heard. This was directed by former Bathory drummer Joans Akerlund who is still very much a Metal guy despite his career making videos for pop acts. Despite a few minor flaws I think this is the best movie ever made about the Metal culture and a very accurate depiction of Metal Heads. I watch this film often and feel so at home!

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
    @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 Місяць тому +11

    I only like this movie for the fact that it angers the “trve kvlt” community. Still cringe and weak acting, couldn’t even finish it.
    Edit: Life Metal is an absolute 🔥🔥🔥 album

  • @themadmattster9647
    @themadmattster9647 Місяць тому +1

    Only actor who was any good at all was the one who played Necrobutcher

  • @rogue-o1h
    @rogue-o1h Місяць тому

    u missed that euronymous lock was on the wrong side of the door to film the chocolate milk commercial.

  • @CaraHTheRealCie
    @CaraHTheRealCie Місяць тому

    Edgelords of Cringe--absolutely.
    I had fun watching and ridiculing it since my expectations for this film were already as low as possible. However, I recommend watching Heavy Trip for an excellent black metal comedy that respects the genre.

  • @TempuraSkrimps
    @TempuraSkrimps Місяць тому +1

    Whole movie is funny as hell. I love it bc of how bad it is, its like theyre making fun of how dumb they all were.

    • @NukaCola514
      @NukaCola514 Місяць тому +1

      Well they all look and act super gay so maybe that was the directors intention

  • @adamoutrage6597
    @adamoutrage6597 Місяць тому +5

    This is the best biopic ever made. It's also incredibly well made in its own right. How anyone could hate this film is beyond me.

    • @zeldablue7504
      @zeldablue7504 Місяць тому +3

      The movie states its a biographical film. The definition of such is a "dramatization of actual events." It's crazy to me how people forget the dramatization aspects of movies.

    • @jurekavcic4369
      @jurekavcic4369 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@zeldablue7504it literally says it's based on truth and lies in the very beginning. It never states that it's a biography

    • @alexarodriguez2696
      @alexarodriguez2696 Місяць тому

      @@zeldablue7504did u skip through the first part of the movie where it clearly says it’s based on the truth and lies ? It’s not meant to be completely accurate or a biography.

  • @dexxybetrayal
    @dexxybetrayal Місяць тому +4

    "This movie sucks because it doesn't take place in an English speaking country and everyone's speaking English with a North American accent" Don't show this guy Schindler's List or a ton of other movies that star English speaking North American actors based on real events that occurred in foreign countries. Bro's gonna hate on it.
    He couldn't get basic lore about the characters or even Norwegian culture right. Dead was not Norwegian. He was born and raised in Sweden. And the average Norwegian can speak English extremely well. Better than most native speakers can. It's very likely that they spoke English around Dead and they spoke it very well.
    I'm not the biggest fan of this movie, but that is one of the dumbest criticisms I've heard about this movie throughout the years.

    • @punkrockjemojzivot
      @punkrockjemojzivot Місяць тому +1

      literally

    • @wyattsmetal
      @wyattsmetal  Місяць тому

      Weird I don't remember the Germans in Schindler's List speaking like Californian surfer bros

    • @wyattsmetal
      @wyattsmetal  Місяць тому

      Also I never said Dead was Norwegian nor that Norwegians can't speak English. My complaint was that none of them sound even slightly Norwegian. Like if every character in Schindlers List had New Jersey accents. Jesus try to keep up...

  • @bedofroachesofficial4958
    @bedofroachesofficial4958 Місяць тому +2

    Why the fuck is everyone still shitting on this movie for views lmao, everyone and their granddad milked this shit to death lol

  • @KarakanZdvpy
    @KarakanZdvpy Місяць тому +1

    I treat it sort of like nu metal. Do I like it? Not really. Is it annoying? Yes. Does it get people into metal? Somewhat sometimes. It's still unbelievable that we got an actual black metal movie

  • @enki5415
    @enki5415 Місяць тому

    They were not all norwegian, dead was swedish and hellhammers "halloween rocker costume" is legit what he wore back then. but besides that youre on point.

  • @bans1
    @bans1 Місяць тому +1

    Lords of cringe

  • @marcen12
    @marcen12 Місяць тому

    This movie is what happens when a black metal movie tries to have Detroit Rock City's humor.

  • @Shazam815
    @Shazam815 Місяць тому +1

    I liked the movie, they were dumb kids playing tough. They were short angsty teenagers

  • @hannahkozlovic1715
    @hannahkozlovic1715 Місяць тому +1

    I like this movie and have watched it several times because I know the actual story and just find the movie fucking hilarious. It’s comedy gold

  • @acidbath3226
    @acidbath3226 Місяць тому

    they turned it into black metal warped tour the movie

  • @KirbyLouis
    @KirbyLouis Місяць тому

    the only legit part of this movie was the scene when dead killed himself

  • @Wabin22
    @Wabin22 Місяць тому

    In the Euronymous murder scene, to be fair... it's not Nesquik, it's Oboy ;)

  • @rickruivo
    @rickruivo Місяць тому +1

    The thing is, this movie was ok until Dead's death, then it went to total shitpost

  • @Sinxytlol3
    @Sinxytlol3 Місяць тому +4

    but I liked it.

    • @Kaaredra
      @Kaaredra Місяць тому

      It is fun if you dont take it seriously

  • @LeoNoriegaa
    @LeoNoriegaa Місяць тому +2

    I mean, I genuinely think that some of the "cringe" aspects of the characters weren't so far of reality. Most of trves and black metal purists are cringe, so I really think they nailed it, but it's just not the same type of cringe they're supposed to do, this is just Hollywood-style cringe xD.

  • @danielfryer8768
    @danielfryer8768 Місяць тому +4

    There was part's that was ok but it got boring quickly.

  • @ModernHorrorGaming
    @ModernHorrorGaming Місяць тому +1

    yeahhh i remember when I stumbled on this one, i was goin down the black metal history youtube rabbit hole at the time, and i got to this..anddd i fell asleep

  • @TheValleygirl1981
    @TheValleygirl1981 Місяць тому +2

    Yes!!! What the fuck was with the chocolate milk thing?!? 😮 I never understood why they put that in. It makes no sense!!

  • @lima4-2angel
    @lima4-2angel Місяць тому +12

    COCKATOO SPOTTED

  • @Spacenugget9
    @Spacenugget9 Місяць тому

    From what I've heard, the book is also pretty inaccurate so the film being the same is no surprise.

  • @FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete
    @FriendlyNeighborhoodUnclePete Місяць тому

    I grew up in the early 90s when all this happened. I was in High School when Euroymous was killed. This movie is a So bad it's very bad movie.