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    I handpicked the most funny clips from TFS's most recent abridged episode, and it was worth editing. Still laughing at this stuff. Hope you enjoy!
    Background Song/Opening Song: Tiny Tim - Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 530

  • @ReviewerKid90
    @ReviewerKid90 6 років тому +1106

    "..He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here."
    *Best Alucard laugh ever*

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 3 роки тому +17

      FULLY agree.

    • @simonryan6036
      @simonryan6036 2 роки тому +17

      It's fantastically evil in it's simplicity

    • @jessicaq4145
      @jessicaq4145 2 роки тому +1

      Couldn't agree more!

    • @ErikaWeiss633
      @ErikaWeiss633 2 роки тому +4

      It was the best evil laugh I've ever heard besides Seletor's laugh.

    • @SoulidiumHollow
      @SoulidiumHollow 2 роки тому

      man knows what he's doing, i would legit screech if he tilted all mah pictures too. xD
      Mad respect for this crimson f*cker lol. And yes that laugh is excellent.

  • @Amollion
    @Amollion 7 років тому +1381

    "You missed, wop woop woop woop woop woop" I died!!!

    • @comradeshaslik5766
      @comradeshaslik5766 4 роки тому +12

      Same

    • @ethanmays4548
      @ethanmays4548 3 роки тому +5

      You have the same profile pic as I do in some websites and it confused me.

    • @QuinnB346
      @QuinnB346 3 роки тому +17

      That was a true Zoidberg moment

    • @SockWizard
      @SockWizard 3 роки тому

      @@comradeshaslik5766 he also missed the rest of the entire parity

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 3 роки тому +3

      Curly:Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!!!

  • @CraftyMaelyss
    @CraftyMaelyss 8 років тому +1469

    0:39 "He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here."
    *Alucard laughs*
    *Crafty nearly pisses herself laughing*

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 7 років тому +46

      it's fucking hilarious.
      i can't stop laughing! XD

    • @PSC4.1
      @PSC4.1 4 роки тому +17

      I think we all couldn’t keep from laughing at that point 😂😂😂

    • @brianwinslow3833
      @brianwinslow3833 4 роки тому +11

      Got some serious Chaotic Neutral vibes here.

    • @ZerotheWanderer
      @ZerotheWanderer 3 роки тому +6

      I just want that laugh in a raw form to use as a text tone

    • @kaienjin5468
      @kaienjin5468 3 роки тому +4

      Hehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahaha!

  • @MegaAnimazing
    @MegaAnimazing 9 років тому +839

    "Hey kids wanna see a dead body?!"

  • @MrMikellsof88
    @MrMikellsof88 11 років тому +678

    "And all of a sudden some schmucks kicked in my door. One of them yelled out 'GET ON YOURS KNEES!' And I responded with 'I'M NOT YA MOTHER LAST NIGHT!' ...... And they took exception to that."

    • @ohgeepopcorn
      @ohgeepopcorn 11 років тому +2

      ***** No, its "I'm not"

    • @MrMikellsof88
      @MrMikellsof88 11 років тому +10

      ***** "I knocked ya mother last night" makes no sense when used as a reply to "get on your knees!"

    • @BonnieFluff
      @BonnieFluff 10 років тому +2

      "ARHHHHHHH"

    • @phantomevans2508
      @phantomevans2508 10 років тому +1

      What happened to the last one?

    • @BonnieFluff
      @BonnieFluff 10 років тому +10

      Phantom Evans PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!! Silver lining? I can cancel my room service

  • @WAFFEAFFEmit
    @WAFFEAFFEmit 8 років тому +601

    You activated my alucard.
    Best. Quote. Ever.

    • @jonathanjackson4136
      @jonathanjackson4136 4 роки тому +7

      Yu-Gi-Oh card game reference 😍❤️😍 watch the first season of it😁

    • @thomasmurrell9832
      @thomasmurrell9832 4 роки тому +8

      "You activated my trap card!"
      "Oh boiiiii"

    • @metalmario00
      @metalmario00 3 роки тому +4

      HEY DANDY DICK
      you missed

  • @DarkMoonHollow
    @DarkMoonHollow 11 років тому +609

    "Hey guys~ Hows your health insurance?"
    *they start shooting*
    "APPEREMTLY ITS GREAT!!!" *goes on shooting rampage*

    • @HellfireLotus
      @HellfireLotus 4 роки тому +7

      Health plan* lol

    • @megarhombus7532
      @megarhombus7532 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad Рік тому +9

      “Walter… how much are we expecting in collateral?”
      “Well… the Alucard amount…”

  • @alexstewart4484
    @alexstewart4484 11 років тому +811

    This is why I can no longer take DBZ and Hellsing seriously. Every time I see the portions of the episodes of the series in the abridged version, I can't help but laugh. Thank you Team Four Star XD

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 5 років тому +7

      Lol same

    • @lick28
      @lick28 5 років тому +24

      this is 5 years late but I genuinely didn't see much difference between the original hellsing ultimate and the tfs version

    • @pines3326
      @pines3326 3 роки тому +10

      @@lick28 Well, the comedy in the abridged version is funnier than the original. The comedic bits in the original really don't seem that funny to me, it feels out of place and breaks the atmosphere when they change the art style from time to time to show the jokes

  • @Dreadstealer
    @Dreadstealer 9 років тому +284

    that zoidberg sound when running up the wall always cracks me

    • @aamehsama5813
      @aamehsama5813 5 років тому +9

      *Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!*

    • @randomentertainment8927
      @randomentertainment8927 3 роки тому +6

      That's originally from The Three Stooges. That was Curly's laugh

  • @Balaskirules204
    @Balaskirules204 10 років тому +346

    JESUS WANTS A HUG!

    • @nathangist4339
      @nathangist4339 3 роки тому +12

      How many tourists do you think have yelled that since this series came out?

    • @childethetoysalesman2968
      @childethetoysalesman2968 3 роки тому +3

      @@nathangist4339 i can confirm to you, when we are in summer season, at least 2 people per week.

  • @tempestates13
    @tempestates13 5 років тому +210

    "You cheeky d***waffle!" Alucard just slayed me.

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 3 роки тому +177

    Alucard laughing after Walter told Sir Integra that he had tilted all the paintings was the single most amazing laugh I've ever heard

  • @tysej4
    @tysej4 10 років тому +173

    "And the last one?"
    "PUSSED OUT LIKE A B*TCH!"

    • @Lsb36
      @Lsb36 10 років тому +2

      Alucard The Badass Vampire Nice...ship

    • @AlucardTheBadassVamp
      @AlucardTheBadassVamp 10 років тому +5

      OH YOU DIRTY BITCH WORK THE SHAFT

    • @hivahiva962
      @hivahiva962 9 років тому

      hi honey...nice

    • @TeeDubbleDee
      @TeeDubbleDee 9 років тому +1

      tysej4 Hey, guys! How's your health plan?

    • @brandon2345678923
      @brandon2345678923 8 років тому +3

      +UnrealPlaya5656 apparently it's great

  • @xChronoFoxx
    @xChronoFoxx 3 роки тому +72

    "He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here."
    *Alucard laughs*

  • @Taylor56565334
    @Taylor56565334 9 років тому +36

    The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are those? That had me dying laughing xD

  • @daneyal7162
    @daneyal7162 6 років тому +69

    0:44- I absolutley love that half evil half childish laugh of his! XDXDXDXD

  • @StickBreightley
    @StickBreightley 7 років тому +45

    "He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here"

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 7 років тому +3

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe
      Oh god...going through that hallway is going to give me such a headache...

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 10 років тому +212

    ... Strangely, Tiny Tim goes great with this.
    ... Why is that?

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 3 роки тому +72

    "Hey boys, how's your health plan?" Has to be one of my favourite lines ever. Then again my favourite lines list is 45% abridged Alucard 45% Freeman's mind and 10% Dawn of War quotes.

  • @hunnybun2431
    @hunnybun2431 Рік тому +12

    The giggle Alucard does when Walter tells Integra that he tilted the paintings in the hallway gets me every time.

  • @ugneliepsna1487
    @ugneliepsna1487 10 років тому +257

    You activated my Alucard...
    Omfg best moment xDDDD

  • @suus1027
    @suus1027 2 роки тому +4

    1:02 Do remember that Maxwell is saying this to Integra.

  • @BruceLee-zi1qn
    @BruceLee-zi1qn 10 років тому +75

    0:43 Omg that laugh..

  • @michaelbenton3390
    @michaelbenton3390 10 років тому +104

    Hey guys, how's your health plan?
    APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!

  • @chaosblastman4936
    @chaosblastman4936 4 роки тому +30

    "Jesus wants a hug!" Best out of context line ever XD

  • @GabyGeorge1996
    @GabyGeorge1996 10 років тому +77

    Best moment is definitely 2:22

  • @ArcherA
    @ArcherA 9 років тому +183

    "Get on your knees!"
    "I'm not your mother last night"
    XD

  • @Amish-Wonderlad
    @Amish-Wonderlad 10 років тому +116

    Dear chief replacement, I just wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.

    • @Amish-Wonderlad
      @Amish-Wonderlad 9 років тому +11

      As if basting a turkey.

    • @Amish-Wonderlad
      @Amish-Wonderlad 9 років тому +15

      THAT'S RIGHT! I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!

    • @charazor-el5636
      @charazor-el5636 6 років тому +5

      Ian Morrell Follow me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFuckr!

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 4 роки тому +20

    Alternate title: “the entire series but it’s ONLY abridged alucard”

  • @ZatClaire
    @ZatClaire 10 років тому +40

    0:44 Best part.

  • @maxharter5716
    @maxharter5716 5 років тому +22

    *walks down hallway with a gun in each hand* "Hey guys, how's your health plan?"

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaahhhhhhhh *opens fire*

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 2 роки тому +1

      Apparently it's *GREAT!*

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 10 років тому +95

    "I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!"
    "Pussed out like a bitch!"
    "You cheeky dickwaffle!"
    I need to create a line of t-shirts from this show!

    • @sarahtelkamp4345
      @sarahtelkamp4345 9 років тому +1

      Yes, but how about "Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons." or maybe even "HEY KIDS WANT TO SE A DEAD BODY?!"

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave Рік тому +1

      I’d love to see someone react to “I’m going to fuck the fear turkey” with absolutely NO context

    • @stonedragonx5312
      @stonedragonx5312 Рік тому

      Please do

  • @matrix6139
    @matrix6139 10 років тому +31

    "JESUS WANTS A HUG!"

  • @callmek20
    @callmek20 Рік тому +2

    Alucard vs Dandy man always the most funniest fight in hellsing ambridge.

  • @MegaWesen
    @MegaWesen 8 років тому +63

    Hey guys how's ya health plan?

    • @brandon2345678923
      @brandon2345678923 8 років тому +7

      apparently it's great

    • @courtneyklaft9940
      @courtneyklaft9940 8 років тому +1

      +Father O’Mally’O’Connel’O’Carrol’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan who is also Italian what song was played during that. it was pretty good. :\

    • @RandomAllen
      @RandomAllen 7 років тому

      It's an OST from the first Hellsing show, it's either called"Alucard's Theme" or "One Foot in Seduction" I think

  • @firapolemos3879
    @firapolemos3879 7 років тому +6

    "I was minding my own business,"
    "BULLSHIT!"
    "I WAAAAAASSSS!"

  • @theelitemedic3400
    @theelitemedic3400 10 років тому +36

    I'm going to read your mind, by drinking all of your blood! Om nom nom nom!

    • @mananexus
      @mananexus 7 років тому

      Chris Krein the fuck is this.

  • @coryflys
    @coryflys 3 роки тому +7

    Tbh I'd be the exact same way if I had the same powers Alucard does. No one can hurt you. Its like playing GTA with ALL the cheat codes.

  • @shadowc1ph3r55
    @shadowc1ph3r55 Рік тому +9

    "That's right. I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey". Absolutely love the letter he wrote.

  • @laughinabox4880
    @laughinabox4880 Рік тому +6

    0:41 i wish i could laugh like that

  • @randomdavid6450
    @randomdavid6450 8 років тому +31

    HEY KIDS, WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY! *everyone screams*

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 5 років тому

      I swear to God when I am able to phase through solid matter I would be able to do just that

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 4 роки тому

      I continue to be amused by the fact that he's technically correct. He's a vampire - so he in fact _is_ showing them a dead body.

  • @SoulidiumHollow
    @SoulidiumHollow 2 роки тому +13

    I love the abridged version of Alucard, hands down.

  • @bluededo4805
    @bluededo4805 3 роки тому +6

    "Hey guys, how's your health plan?" Gets shot "Apparently it's great!"

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 11 років тому +8

    he then proceeded to tilt every painting on the way here
    'awesome laugh'

  • @ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028
    @ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 3 роки тому +10

    I forgot how long Hellsing Abridged took to be fully made. The fact this video was made 8 years ago breaks me.

  • @coreycornish64
    @coreycornish64 3 роки тому +8

    The music just fits so much, especially at 0:38 and 1:41🤣

  • @HeartsOfSteam
    @HeartsOfSteam 10 років тому +7

    "YOU MISSED!!!" I may have laughed loudly at that

  • @Azrael_khil
    @Azrael_khil 10 років тому +41

    Alucard:hey kids wanna see a dead body!...-screams- walter"i am sorry I tried to stop him and pleaded with him but he said..and excuse my French.. Verndad:non taken Walter:"fuck the police" then proceeded tilt every painting in the halls! Alucard:hahahahahahahahah XD LMFAO

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor 10 років тому

      Verndad replied with "some taken" not none taken

    • @Azrael_khil
      @Azrael_khil 10 років тому

      ..oh well thanks for telling me

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor 10 років тому

      You're welcome

  • @itzzz_jennn2396
    @itzzz_jennn2396 10 років тому +11

    The last scene. It starts at 2:37. I only understand "plan" ....

    • @carlthelongshoreman1979
      @carlthelongshoreman1979 5 років тому +1

      itzzz_jennn now se understand our plan

    • @Oscar1618033
      @Oscar1618033 3 роки тому +1

      "Now that they know our plan they will plan around our plan and so we shall (missing word) plan on the plan they were planning to plam around our plan! "

    • @eihwaz-bot7715
      @eihwaz-bot7715 3 роки тому +1

      @@Oscar1618033 so we shal in turn plan
      Also that reply is like 6 years late

  • @djdrawjunk7860
    @djdrawjunk7860 8 років тому +12

    JESUS WANTS A HUG

  • @VampireSultana
    @VampireSultana 9 років тому +8

    OMG dude Usually I like some COMIC relief I laughed throughout the whole thing I'M CRYING MY TUMMY HURTS xD!!

  • @marijenijenbrinks9021
    @marijenijenbrinks9021 9 років тому +30

    MIST ME WHOHOHOHOHHOP

    • @sumdill9386
      @sumdill9386 9 років тому +3

      +Moon Hunter
      *Laughs until cant breathe* Oh, man, my fave part was "You cheeky dickwaffle!"

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 10 років тому +1

    The fuck is this? The fuck is that?!? THE FUCK ARE THOSE???????
    Your brilliance knows no bounds.

  • @MisterDread
    @MisterDread Рік тому +2

    Fun but awesome fact, if you type into the youtube searchbar; "He then", one of the autofill results is "He then proceeded to tilt every painting". UA-cam knows what we want, oh yes they do.

  • @matthewbaker5384
    @matthewbaker5384 4 роки тому +2

    "but when i tried pleading with him he responded with and mind my French, no offense"
    "some taken"
    "fuck the police!"

  • @Warhamer116
    @Warhamer116 11 років тому +4

    You activated my ALU-CARD!
    i can never take hellsing seriously anymore

  • @johnsondelvetto4387
    @johnsondelvetto4387 5 років тому +1

    Him and deadpool would get along very well

  • @alucardhellsing125
    @alucardhellsing125 3 роки тому +2

    You activated my AluCARD

  • @prestongiles9917
    @prestongiles9917 8 років тому +3

    What happened to the last one?
    - guy shoots self- wussed out like a bitch!

  • @minkeyandzomble6206
    @minkeyandzomble6206 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my God, the Tiny Tim song is playing in the background throughout the entire thing. That's perfect!

  • @stupidandanxious8834
    @stupidandanxious8834 8 років тому +4

    I'm gonna tilt any painting I see, now.
    TAKE THAT DEATH THE KID!

  • @hanyuu05
    @hanyuu05 11 років тому +2

    lol I love how you just stopped the music to hear alucard's letter

  • @Cassie596
    @Cassie596 11 років тому +2

    I didn't know what he said at first but when I went back and really listened to it I died XD

  • @BetamaxMaan
    @BetamaxMaan 11 років тому +1

    Wish they would've done the Elevator scene. But I can guess it went like this!
    Alucard (as he opens the doors) : Hey Guys! Can I Get in?
    "Too Crowded you say!? *Guns Clicking* "Let me Fix That.*
    (As he rides down)
    "Quit Shooting yourself, Quit Shooting yourself!"

  • @megalodon4586
    @megalodon4586 2 роки тому +1

    I like this Alucard even more than the original

    • @electrobob992
      @electrobob992 Рік тому

      TFS did a great job with this series tbh, Alucard being released from his restraints. Seriously a much better reveal, with the rhyming poem.

  • @Zappy_C
    @Zappy_C 10 років тому +2

    Oh, come on. You edited out Seras yelling "GET SOME!!!" during the Dandyman fight? That was one of my favorite parts.
    Also, tilting all the paintings in the hallways? Never change, Alucard.

  • @maze_raizel
    @maze_raizel 5 років тому +3

    "You chicky dick waffle"
    That got me real good😂😂

  • @thetacticalgoose6175
    @thetacticalgoose6175 3 роки тому +1

    the music makes it sooo much better

  • @Kunshu104
    @Kunshu104 4 роки тому +3

    2:15 to 2:25 had me wheezing😂😂😂😂

  • @richardmarchiafava3904
    @richardmarchiafava3904 3 роки тому

    I dont know why i just like the way Father Maxwell says "The Crimson Fucker"

  • @deadwillow1231
    @deadwillow1231 8 років тому +5

    Hey how many crosses we got
    Bout few! XD

  • @motallica500
    @motallica500 10 років тому

    When he said crimson fucker, and the music was still playing, i lost my shit

  • @PeepParty
    @PeepParty 11 років тому +2

    I've watched this video every day for the past week or so, and it's still funny as hell.
    What have you done.

  • @williamblevins4313
    @williamblevins4313 11 років тому +1

    I like how the music stops when alucard says his speech

  • @-Gilver
    @-Gilver 4 роки тому

    I've never seen the word "FUCK" written so neatly

  • @_chew_
    @_chew_ 9 років тому +1

    And regardless, we have one advantage that zey sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!!!

  • @Christy0-0
    @Christy0-0 11 років тому +1

    I loved how Tiny Tim's Living in the Sunlight matched up perfectly to the scenes at times XD

  • @-Gilver
    @-Gilver 7 років тому +1

    I've never seen the word "Fuck" spelt so neatly XD I'M DYING

  • @plaguedr.crowvin3349
    @plaguedr.crowvin3349 2 роки тому +1

    1:25 Jesus wants a hug

  • @davidclick2095
    @davidclick2095 6 років тому +1

    0:41-0:46 this is me on a Saturday

  • @wyattjohnston7207
    @wyattjohnston7207 7 років тому +1

    when the mercs screamed that's what really made me laugh

  • @redhood8408
    @redhood8408 3 роки тому +1

    They have great health plans 2:05

  • @Snipedcream
    @Snipedcream 4 роки тому +1

    I discovered this years later but I must say.
    Alucard is the best anime character in history with these quotes XD

  • @John-Stark
    @John-Stark 4 роки тому

    This music both doesn't and does fit... I love it

  • @jiminie
    @jiminie 10 років тому +4

    Jesus wants a hug!

  • @Zheckonsin
    @Zheckonsin 2 роки тому

    That intro music just triggered the horror movies out of me

  • @thijsvanruissen1800
    @thijsvanruissen1800 5 років тому +1

    The dear chief replacement gets me every time 😂

  • @eonsinfinity534
    @eonsinfinity534 4 роки тому

    HAPPY LITTLE FUN TIME, HAPPY LITTLE FUN TIME, HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!

  • @MavvyMaloneTV
    @MavvyMaloneTV 9 років тому +1

    Oh. My. God. This is amazing, how in the fuck have I never seen this?!

  • @maruwatchesyou8281
    @maruwatchesyou8281 3 роки тому

    I love that you kept the music playing in specific parts

  • @rgbunnybabi996
    @rgbunnybabi996 9 років тому +1

    "JESUS WANTS A HUG!" best line ever

  • @nicholasmccormick6151
    @nicholasmccormick6151 3 роки тому +1

    Jesus wants a hug 😂😂

  • @m00n_m00
    @m00n_m00 3 роки тому +1

    "Mind my french, no offense"
    "Some taken"
    "Fuck the police. He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here"

  • @darc22005
    @darc22005 12 років тому +1

    still my fav part when alucard does the ziodberg

  • @robertchaney2704
    @robertchaney2704 3 роки тому +1

    I’m getting some serious Doctor Clef vibes from this guy

  • @tomislavvazdar3286
    @tomislavvazdar3286 3 роки тому

    "The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are those?!"

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 5 років тому +2

    This video is false
    True "best moments" would be playing every second of every episode

  • @yellow4833
    @yellow4833 3 роки тому +1

    1:52 is helarious

  • @MarshallXeno
    @MarshallXeno 10 років тому

    So i was chillaxin in my room like a balla

  • @Shadoic104
    @Shadoic104 11 років тому +1

    APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!