TeamFourStar's | Hellsing Ultimate | 01-05 | Best of Alexander Anderson

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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2015
  • Credits for this are over here: / teamfourstar
    It is a parody based on the anime Hellsing Ultimate. Compilation from 06 - 08 over here: • TeamFourStar's | Hells...
    He's so fucking crazy. I love him.
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  • @crimsonjonny3294
    @crimsonjonny3294 4 роки тому +2081

    “God’s Assassin!”
    “Saint Guillotine!”
    “The Angel’s Dust!”
    “Judas Priest!”

    • @Mattieraus
      @Mattieraus 3 роки тому +191

      Zhey ver named after him

    • @verminal_arcade
      @verminal_arcade 3 роки тому +87

      The Bayonet Priest

    • @Phoenix-et6mf
      @Phoenix-et6mf 3 роки тому +85

      Bruh, Saint Guillotine is badass

    • @blastermasterguy
      @blastermasterguy 3 роки тому +104

      Wait, like ze band?
      THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 роки тому +36

      The "Angel's Dust"?? Well, that's ironic.

  • @robgeorge4581
    @robgeorge4581 6 років тому +1817

    RIP Anderson. You magnificent badass priest.

    • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
      @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 5 років тому +42

      I want to be like anderson

    • @gemstoneprincess2890
      @gemstoneprincess2890 4 роки тому +3

      Ugh

    • @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154
      @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154 3 роки тому +44

      He died as he lived
      Without being able to kill Alucard

    • @david50x84
      @david50x84 3 роки тому +14

      I mean he was a great character, but he is literally the last person among all who have ever lived on earth (including hitler) that should be mourned.

    • @user-qn4xu4tq7n
      @user-qn4xu4tq7n 3 роки тому +35

      @@david50x84 is he really? All he ever did in the series was kill nazis and vampires
      We could guess about what some of his beliefs are but that's about it.

  • @bloodangel7731
    @bloodangel7731 7 років тому +681

    Anderson: What the hell do ya want ya crazy protestant bastard?
    Integra: I'm a woman
    Anderson: Call yerself whatever ya want ya crazy protestant bastard.

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 6 років тому +1359

    Things will never be the same without this catholic sociopath

  • @robertparker6280
    @robertparker6280 3 роки тому +618

    "Because it's fucking fun!"
    A man who takes his job seriously.

  • @jamesteasdale7588
    @jamesteasdale7588 4 роки тому +1678

    "Who are we?"
    "A NECESSARY EVIL"
    "Why are we Necessary?"
    "TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THEN MAN"
    "And why are we gods chosen? Ordained to undertake this unholy Task?"
    "BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL"
    Honestly one of the best speeches I've heard

    • @Galvatron759
      @Galvatron759 4 роки тому +257

      “And because it’s f**king fun!!!”

    • @ethancrytzer5809
      @ethancrytzer5809 3 роки тому +114

      "AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN' FUN!"

    • @maxflame6078
      @maxflame6078 3 роки тому +78

      AHAHAHAHAHA AMEN

    • @Just_A_Husk
      @Just_A_Husk 3 роки тому +11

      @@maxflame6078 amen brother

    • @robertparker6280
      @robertparker6280 3 роки тому +16

      Best Line Ever from AA: And because it's FUCKING FUN!

  • @toviasjames7902
    @toviasjames7902 7 років тому +2019

    Anderson just made being Christian so bad ass.

    • @dr.spycrab4089
      @dr.spycrab4089 6 років тому +89

      Tovias James *Catholic. He doesn’t give a fuck about any Protestant fuckbuckets

    • @Carolinacaveman
      @Carolinacaveman 6 років тому +62

      Didnt the sniper from saving private Ryan do that first?

    • @matthewrees7697
      @matthewrees7697 6 років тому +55

      Davidson1873 Father Anderson is his son. Born to a woman in Scotland that they were stationed in before going to save Pvt. Ryan.

    • @HIPEOPLE1887
      @HIPEOPLE1887 6 років тому +46

      Badass again. There are a lot of Christian badasses

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 5 років тому +26

      Catholic, but yes. He and his Iscariot army made it look pretty badass

  • @Jajang2632
    @Jajang2632 6 років тому +2683

    "Best of Alexander Anderson" Isn't this just every scene Alexander is in? XD

  • @mrmilktrayman8002
    @mrmilktrayman8002 Рік тому +212

    7:05 "Yumi! Say something in moon-speak!"
    "Hai"
    "HAHA"
    easily one of my favourite quotes of his i love how he's just really happy to have companions of his own

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Рік тому +9

      "Judas Priest"
      "Wait, like ze band?"
      "They were named after HIM!!"

    • @samangra1008
      @samangra1008 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @bs2977
    @bs2977 5 років тому +942

    6:20 Integra is such a beast of a woman that she almost made Anderson forget about his celibacy vow 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheKing-rp9by
      @TheKing-rp9by 3 роки тому +110

      I don’t blame him, I want to plant some myself.

    • @omnisans1649
      @omnisans1649 3 роки тому +40

      @@TheKing-rp9by Same thing here

    • @jadenzantslayers6694
      @jadenzantslayers6694 3 роки тому +102

      @@TheKing-rp9by knowing her, she’d probably be the one plowing

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 3 роки тому +19

      @Brayden Pender
      I see this an absolute win!

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 роки тому +44

      Unfortunately. Integra isn't a little boy XD

  • @calebwilson2270
    @calebwilson2270 2 роки тому +367

    "How in the blood soaked prostetant hell did you do that?" "Fuck you that's how" spite is a very powerful motivator

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 14 днів тому

      In this age Alucard really can't be killed. He has absorbed so many souls it's like an infinite amount of 1up shrooms

  • @AlexanderCheff
    @AlexanderCheff 8 років тому +942

    He works for the Vatican and he can't find an Italian? Step it up Anderson.

    • @giovannyalpizar5351
      @giovannyalpizar5351 8 років тому +47

      Isn't Enrico Maxwell Italian?

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 7 років тому +121

      Maybe he just can't find one who is good enough to be part of his "posse."

    • @AsianAtTheDisco009
      @AsianAtTheDisco009 7 років тому +47

      technically Maxwell was under his wing but broke away from Anderson's technical teachings and went for the more political side of things

    • @TheBeastr
      @TheBeastr 6 років тому +46

      Well you know Maxell being Italian, it could only mean one thing when he died. You could say he pasta away.

    • @theultimatewarrior5676
      @theultimatewarrior5676 6 років тому +10

      He could've just religiously kidnapped the Italian guy from the beginning.

  • @fruitninja7681
    @fruitninja7681 2 роки тому +96

    3:49 I like how it’s cannon that Anderson’s shadow has holes for his glasses.

    • @user-qz7nd8iz9d
      @user-qz7nd8iz9d 8 місяців тому +2

      God might not answer others prays but whne Anderson prayed to look badass in shadows he listened

  • @austinmcclung284
    @austinmcclung284 6 років тому +356

    6:05 - 6:31 is just pure Alexander gold

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 років тому +18

      Austin McClung
      don't forget his FUKIN EPIC sermon!😂

    • @cynthiagarza1875
      @cynthiagarza1875 3 роки тому +8

      @@mellennia9 what's the Irish theme played pls let me know

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 3 роки тому +7

      @@cynthiagarza1875 I believe it's the intro to "shipping up to Boston" if I'm not mistaken.

    • @ValGuard4801
      @ValGuard4801 3 роки тому +8

      @@mellennia9 do u know the song for when he first appears in that scene??? I've been trying to find it for actual years.

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 3 роки тому +2

      @@ValGuard4801 I'll see later tonight (I'm currently at work). If I recognize it, I'll tell you.

  • @jsfilms6623
    @jsfilms6623 8 років тому +1312

    This guy needs to be the new pope.

    • @Spiderbarf
      @Spiderbarf 8 років тому +17

      Yes

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 7 років тому +92

      "I don't know how, but apparently pope declared war to literally every country in the world"
      "Anything else?"
      "Somehow he shot a nuclear warhead into each of these countries. When asked why or how he answeared: "Because Jesus F*cking Christ is by my side you dirty protestant heathens". He then jumped out of the window doing a backflip and stabbed three people."
      "Anything else?"
      "He somehow found, and urinated onto a statue of Martin Luther"
      "I knew he would be better choice than that Bergolio guy"

    • @ihjnhhj
      @ihjnhhj 7 років тому +30

      JS Films #popeanderson

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 6 років тому +16

      JS Films way everything's going so far, he might as well be the next one...

    • @bushidotestu1997
      @bushidotestu1997 6 років тому +12

      battle pope

  • @chicodaproducer22
    @chicodaproducer22 6 років тому +507

    So what can I do for you father O'Malley O'Connor' o'carrol O'Reilly o' Brien O'Sullivan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 6 років тому +81

      Def Jam ATLANTA who is also Italian

    • @chicodaproducer22
      @chicodaproducer22 6 років тому +3

      Deity Saturn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Midknightsun79
      @Midknightsun79 6 років тому +4

      Def Jam ATLANTA
      Whos also Italian

    • @KaitiLuvsU13
      @KaitiLuvsU13 5 років тому +4

      Who-a Also is Italian

    • @chibicelesti4859
      @chibicelesti4859 5 років тому +8

      @Jazzy Jonathan spreadin' the word of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world, teachin' peace and love for all

  • @bladeshifter16
    @bladeshifter16 8 років тому +381

    I don't know much about Hellsing, but this is fucking hysterical.

    • @AlienWithABox
      @AlienWithABox 8 років тому +18

      This is a joke video btw. Hellsing's a little more serious.

    • @brandonechegaray3874
      @brandonechegaray3874 6 років тому +5

      bladeshifter16 still watch both.

    • @VampireA1056
      @VampireA1056 2 роки тому +6

      You don't need to know much about Hellsing to enjoy this.

  • @theultimatewarrior5676
    @theultimatewarrior5676 6 років тому +699

    What Anderson was saying from 1:23 "Its a shamful thing for ye lost your head, A careless vampire who wound up dead,you wear your sins like its some kind of prize,too many lies,too many lies" actually refers to the WWE Wrestler Sheamus. Anderson was qouting a lyric but altered it
    Actual:
    "Its a shameful thing, you've lost your head,a careless who can wind up dead, You were your sins like its some kind of pride,too many lies,too many lies"
    Seems Anderson watches WWE and makes everything Christian-like.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 4 роки тому +21

      His favorite wrestler is christian

    • @NamelessFhoul
      @NamelessFhoul 4 роки тому +14

      A hoonter must hoont

    • @banditodestiny
      @banditodestiny 4 роки тому +9

      Actually it's in reference to Written in your face. Which Sheamus formerly used a version of.

    • @Jygerthe2nd
      @Jygerthe2nd Рік тому +1

      Yup. Also, the instrumental plays at about 2:54.

    • @RaderizDorret
      @RaderizDorret Рік тому +3

      TFS are pro wrestling fans. Look at what they did with Recoome in DBZA

  • @frenchiee_96
    @frenchiee_96 7 років тому +192

    dude we just finished and we need 5 minutes to recharge... -gets stabbed- NEVERMIND WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS XD

  • @RuBuNsGo
    @RuBuNsGo Рік тому +37

    Anderson: You know what? F**ck it, KNIFE!!
    Alucard: Knife??
    "Anderson the Stabs Alucard really fast"

  • @PremiumBlank
    @PremiumBlank 7 років тому +284

    "Oh you know, I'm just out and about with my posy."

    • @endo8835
      @endo8835 6 років тому +22

      gabe marty *posse

    • @TheDBZEDITOR
      @TheDBZEDITOR 3 роки тому +4

      “Posse?”

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +5

      You know how your pet Vampire has a pet Vampire of his own? Well that got me thinking. So I acquired some learned youngsters myself.

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 3 роки тому +5

      @@cunningsmile4166 Two of them! WHICH IS TWICE AS GOOD!

    • @user-pq8wg3wz3g
      @user-pq8wg3wz3g 10 місяців тому +2

      And hears the real kicker ones Japan's and the other one fukin German

  • @Matixxx972
    @Matixxx972 7 років тому +585

    I can't tell if the accent is Scottish, Irish, or Welsh, goddamit

  • @oceantd6041
    @oceantd6041 Рік тому +28

    Jesus "no wonder alucard wants to plow that virgin soil I'm thinking about planting some flowers myself" 😂 that shit was top teir but even when the Japanese girl just said hi 😂

  • @TheHippieCozzy
    @TheHippieCozzy 4 роки тому +249

    I feel like Anderson got the shit end of the stick out of all the characters. I wish they would do like a mini series about him. You know like an origin story that leads up to him becoming the paladin of the vatican. Not big on Christianity but definitely interested in this Christian.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +35

      Would be a lot to discover. He had the same age appearance now as when he took Enrico Maxwell into the Iscariots when Enrico was just a kid. He's practically a religious zealot Logan/Wolverine.

    • @personofnointerest5302
      @personofnointerest5302 3 роки тому +22

      They have a song about his backstory called "Alexander Anderson" a parody of "Alexander Hamilton"

    • @Iloveyaoiitssopeak
      @Iloveyaoiitssopeak Рік тому +4

      I mean the hentai angel dust has anderson’s backstory

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai 4 місяці тому +1

      Really? I think he's amazing

    • @JanusHoW
      @JanusHoW 3 місяці тому

      The 2001 anime, of all things, gave a hint of what his backstory could be.
      From what info we could glean, he was a soldier in World War I that was attacked by a vampire, and he tried to commit suicide rather than be turned into a ghoul. Afterwards, he manned up, somehow joined Iscariot, and the rest is history.

  • @alexlaw8440
    @alexlaw8440 3 роки тому +44

    That final scene is not only more understandable than the original, but also far more badass than the original

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  4 роки тому +75

    6:48 "Well that got me thinking" bit makes me laugh so hard each time, at his facial expression

  • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
    @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 8 років тому +283

    so is it "So what can I do for you Father o' Melly o' Connor o' Kerro o' Riley o' Brian o' Sullivan, who is also Italian"?

    • @Cgar-mj1on
      @Cgar-mj1on 7 років тому +13

      Simon Belmont tell'a me Anderson, what is your favorite thing to do?

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 7 років тому +11

      Spreadin the word and love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world, spreadin peace and love for all!

    • @Cgar-mj1on
      @Cgar-mj1on 7 років тому +8

      Simon Belmont and'a killing vampires?

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 7 років тому +8

      Ah just try ta fuckin stop me!

    • @Cgar-mj1on
      @Cgar-mj1on 7 років тому +7

      Simon Belmont and what about, produstands?

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 3 роки тому +72

    6:54 - 7:16 is such a compounding interest of references across the board, ranging from history to anime, not only can I not breath, I had to watch it multiple times to catch them all!

    • @will2316
      @will2316 2 роки тому +2

      Could you list them for me? I think I’m missing one or two

  • @vessel__
    @vessel__ 5 років тому +67

    Every line that comes out of this guy is priceless and hilarious.

  • @captainfordo2780
    @captainfordo2780 Рік тому +20

    The only one that Alucard and and Integra honored after defeating. Even Alucard tried to stop him from using the holy relic since Alucard knew the feeling of desperation and did not want his nemesis to follow the same path.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +227

    7:15 That Nazi soldier has some serious balls. I would not be able to say that. He may have gone down, but he went down like a badass.

  • @andrewseverance1615
    @andrewseverance1615 5 років тому +77

    Rest in pieces. You absolute legend. He did the thanos fade before it was cool

  • @hachi666roku
    @hachi666roku 6 років тому +79

    That last “Amen” at 8:11 can get me into church ANYTIME!!!😬 :triggered:

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +2

      That was an awesome end to that episode.

  • @fellsans8302
    @fellsans8302 5 років тому +79

    I love Anderson in the abridged and anime hes just badass and funny as shit

  • @jahnumies
    @jahnumies 6 років тому +78

    Anderson is the absolute best.

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  3 роки тому +38

    3:21 is my favorite scene in the whole show. Their menacing shadows just kill me every time.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +42

    I love this guy. Seriously, Hellsing Abridged had so many lovable crazy bastards.

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 11 місяців тому

      Amen. I especially love Takahata101’s portrayal of Alucard.

  • @Pastamist
    @Pastamist 3 роки тому +36

    3:10 When you realize they’re laughing like Beavus and Butthead

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +7

      With Anderson sounding like Beavis. Even when he is laughing at the news of Alucard being attacked in his Brazilian penthouse.

  • @porobotboyxxx
    @porobotboyxxx 3 роки тому +45

    5:39-6:32 Alexander Anderson was basically the viewers’ voice about Integra.😏👌

  • @sanrac3860
    @sanrac3860 2 роки тому +23

    I love how any time Alexander and Alucard fight they are just so casual about wanting to kill eachother like it's some kind of game lol

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  8 років тому +99

    "BY JOB, YOU FUCKING HITTER OF A WOMAN! SURROUNDED BY FIFTY VAMPIRE NAZIS ARMED LITERALLY TO THE TEETH AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CAR, PULL OUT YOUR SWORD, CUT OFF ONE OF THEIR HEADS AND YELL: COME AT ME, YOU KRAUT SHITS!"

    • @TheSteam02
      @TheSteam02 8 років тому +10

      "NO WONDER ALUCARD WANTS TO PLOW SOME OF THAT VIRGIN SOIL!"

    • @gvon1989
      @gvon1989 8 років тому +18

      "I'M THINKING ABOUT GROWING SOME FLOWERS MESELF"

    • @greenedge2055
      @greenedge2055 8 років тому +12

      +gvon1989 +gvon1989 +gvon1989 And look, you know how your pet vampire has his own pet vampire? Well that got me thinkin' so I acquired some learned youngsters myself. TWO OF EM. WHICH IS TWICE AS GOOD. AND HERE'S THE REAL KICKER: ONE'S JAPANESE AND THE OTHER ONE'S FUCKING GERMAN. AIN'T THAT TOPICAL? I just need an italian and I got me an Axis of Righteousness.

    • @bustedcogitator8954
      @bustedcogitator8954 7 років тому +2

      sailtheplains how the blood soaked prodistant bastard

    • @TheMaineMeta
      @TheMaineMeta 7 років тому +14

      YUMI! SAY SOMETHING IN MOONSPEAK!

  • @Cgar-mj1on
    @Cgar-mj1on 7 років тому +75

    Serve the lord with fear and rejoice with trembling

    • @wolf241
      @wolf241 6 років тому +12

      Cgar2000 0 You got me a present?!?!

    • @MystiqueWolf
      @MystiqueWolf 5 років тому +14

      Kiss the sun, lest he be angry and ya perish from the way. For his wrath is kindled but a little

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 3 роки тому +8

      Right this way group B, that’s right, right in front of everyone else you’re 80 you’re used to it.

  • @falleking9332
    @falleking9332 3 роки тому +25

    Every scene with alexander is just perfection I love him

  • @danielshepard3067
    @danielshepard3067 8 років тому +76

    If Inyone does not love tha lood... Jezus Cries. Let them be accused O Lood come Ayyymen.

  • @jerelcheek5112
    @jerelcheek5112 Рік тому +10

    I just realized something.
    Cell, Majin Buu, Alucard, and Orochimaru have something in common. All of them absorb people.

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 3 роки тому +25

    They say if you enjoy what you do, you never work a day in your life.
    I think Anderson figured that out quite early.

  • @justingensel157
    @justingensel157 5 років тому +37

    Yumie!! Say somethin in Moonspeak!!!

  • @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640
    @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640 3 роки тому +12

    The music that plays when he arrives is beyond appropriate

  • @thekito4623
    @thekito4623 3 роки тому +22

    2:30 alucards badass level exceeding all scales

  • @rcreviewjohn
    @rcreviewjohn Рік тому +9

    Maxwell: "ANDERSON!!!"
    Also Maxwell: oh shit I called for Anderson

  • @nikitiabooth2422
    @nikitiabooth2422 6 років тому +35

    My two favorite characters Anderson and Alucard

  • @kyoshikuchiki4873
    @kyoshikuchiki4873 Рік тому +9

    Integra : that girl belongs to me .
    Anderson : well aren't we the naughty one ?

  • @signer0001
    @signer0001 4 роки тому +34

    The song is "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys.

  • @mrreyes5004
    @mrreyes5004 Рік тому +7

    6:07 - 6:30 Honestly one of the greatest moments of the entire parody.

  • @acolyte06312
    @acolyte06312 Рік тому +7

    1:19 I burst out laughing at this scene, even more so now that I've seen the English(Canada) subtitles

  • @marcusbritt1659
    @marcusbritt1659 3 роки тому +15

    2:42-2-45 the the best lines ever

  • @Shimzyyy
    @Shimzyyy 2 роки тому +8

    anderson is definetly the second most badass christian i know...
    its doomslayer(obviously)

  • @matthewmelilo3680
    @matthewmelilo3680 3 роки тому +31

    The axis of rightousness line kills me every time

    • @indeedthatguy
      @indeedthatguy 2 місяці тому

      Underrated joke, especially because they kill Nazi vampires

  • @Renserin
    @Renserin 2 роки тому +6

    I swear, Alexander Anderson is just having way too much fun. Add the FourStar Parody, and I'm laughing my head off, just about every time he speaks.

  • @KingBullDogg
    @KingBullDogg Рік тому +7

    the use of the shipping up to boston intro by dropkick murphy's by team fourstar is just fucking immaculate

  • @JanusHoW
    @JanusHoW 3 місяці тому +1

    I love that Alucard and Anderson both wondered about leprechauns and whether they'd spill out Lucky Charms upon being killed. It's really no wonder they developed a true respect for each other, at least in the "you are my most worthy opponent" way.
    Even the way they say goodbye to each other with insults shows that they could have been great friends if they weren't so dead-set on murdering each other.

  • @stephenbyrne2897
    @stephenbyrne2897 5 років тому +34

    7:41 "WHO ARE WE!?"

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 5 років тому +9

      Stephen Byrne THE NECESSARY EVIL

    • @Billyboy1607
      @Billyboy1607 5 років тому +9

      @@DaFro3713 WHY ARE WE NECESSARY?

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 5 років тому +9

      the gaming fez TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THAN MAN

    • @Billyboy1607
      @Billyboy1607 5 років тому +10

      @@DaFro3713 AND WHY ARE WE GODS CHOSEN FEW, ORDAINEDA TO UNDERTAKE THE UNHOLLY TASK?

    • @elxiyrl9747
      @elxiyrl9747 5 років тому +9

      BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL

  • @dabaruknemuhar1981
    @dabaruknemuhar1981 2 роки тому +10

    When Alexander Anderson died, god didn't let him enter Heaven for being a monster. So instead he was sent down to Hell in a suit of armor and a super shotgun as Doom Slayer and he slayed happy ever after.

  • @Ghostthehellrider
    @Ghostthehellrider 3 роки тому +10

    Second verse same as the first, now put me in plane so I can put'em in a Hearse"

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 6 років тому +49

    5:39 to 6:04 is my favorite.

  • @Mouserzz
    @Mouserzz 3 роки тому +17

    "catholic sociopath; WHOOPS tautology"

  • @peytonsawyer9461
    @peytonsawyer9461 6 років тому +7

    "Ya Crazy Protestant bastard" I can't get that out of my head 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keddakedda7939
    @keddakedda7939 3 роки тому +9

    Lol I love how Anderson admired Integra’s guts

  • @jaredhamrick8773
    @jaredhamrick8773 Рік тому +9

    I just got the joke at 6:54 being that Anderson has a German and Japanese subordinate and says he needs an Italian since those were the major Allie’s of the axis in world war 2 and of course there fighting Nazis so it’s pretty topical

  • @machinedragonnero7740
    @machinedragonnero7740 5 років тому +18

    I cannot explain why I'm enjoying this so much it's like my mind has been captured by this man and is now his toy. someone explain to me what the hell is going on why am I enjoying this crazy nonsense so much and why the hell do I feel like I want to get in on the fun? Somebody talk to me what is happening?!!!!!?!

    • @leonie.450
      @leonie.450 Рік тому

      I know what you mean
      I mean Look at this man he looks so goofy and is a mf psycho ( im not even Christian tbh) and still im like :i love This man so much omg

  • @theoggamer591
    @theoggamer591 7 років тому +30

    420yoloswagjesus 😂😂😂

    • @andrewseverance1615
      @andrewseverance1615 4 роки тому +10

      I don't know which is funnier. The catholic church strong arming you into helping us. Or that you obviously haven't seen what I did to the statue of big J~

    • @truck-kun1805
      @truck-kun1805 3 роки тому +7

      @@andrewseverance1615 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >opening

    • @ivancruz9721
      @ivancruz9721 7 місяців тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @jerelcheek5112
    @jerelcheek5112 Рік тому +3

    I think Integra refusing to run from a bunch of Nazi vampires and killing one of them turned Anderson on.

  • @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
    @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer Рік тому +2

    I like how Heinkel is backing the moon but her glasses manages to catch the moonlight

  • @indeedthatguy
    @indeedthatguy 2 місяці тому +1

    5:00 - 5:20 this conversation is so well written

  • @kazarisato5607
    @kazarisato5607 Рік тому +2

    ANDERSOOOOOON!!!!!!

  • @adambump5297
    @adambump5297 5 років тому +16

    I think I like the Irish voice better over the Scottish one in the Dub.

  • @jasonb638
    @jasonb638 3 роки тому +6

    Alright, for real, can we get this voice actor an Oscar please?

  • @randomnessultratv782
    @randomnessultratv782 3 роки тому +4

    6:08 for the “In Love With Your Carnage” speech

  • @WilliamSutton1987
    @WilliamSutton1987 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve only seen over 7 min of this and by GOD I love this show!

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 Рік тому +1

    Nigh perfect scene. Only thing I’d change is Anderson saying “Out for a walk with my posse.”

  • @frozenheartedgiant8330
    @frozenheartedgiant8330 2 роки тому +1

    Pop pop watchin heathens drop

  • @DiscordDynasty
    @DiscordDynasty 3 роки тому +7

    7:43 is my favorite part

  • @lordadamant8182
    @lordadamant8182 2 роки тому +1

    Nothing will every top "Second verse same as the first, now put me in a plane so I can put them in a hearse."

  • @jackjackson5926
    @jackjackson5926 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how they kept in all the nicknames for him during the London part

  • @mcraig2465
    @mcraig2465 3 роки тому +6

    Anderson really should have released a rap cd.

  • @TheWhaller
    @TheWhaller 3 роки тому +3

    Ben really killed it as Anderson!

  • @warllockmasterasd9142
    @warllockmasterasd9142 3 роки тому +8

    Is it me or is the Hellsing Organisation kind of weak without alucard?
    I mean, seriously.

  • @paninihead4662
    @paninihead4662 4 роки тому +13

    I'm not sure what this anime is, but I'm putting it on my watchlist

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains  4 роки тому +8

      The actual anime is Hellsing Ultimate. but this particular version was done by the youtube channel TeamFourStar. They did a parody of the whole series. They also did Dragonball Z, which is amazing. I would totally recommend checking them out.

    • @TheBarlassderek
      @TheBarlassderek 3 роки тому

      Tfs all the way!!!

  • @tomiwaabiodun531
    @tomiwaabiodun531 3 роки тому +2

    "Well u know what time it is"

  • @debater452
    @debater452 Рік тому +1

    I was playing these clips in the middle of Vatican square itself

  • @johntumbo3175
    @johntumbo3175 6 років тому +5

    this is just awesome

  • @asadelfadillah8008
    @asadelfadillah8008 3 роки тому

    Yo, this parody is *LEGENDARY*

  • @matanabrahamov4234
    @matanabrahamov4234 3 роки тому +2

    "Come at me, ya Kraut shits!!!"

  • @victorvirolva8555
    @victorvirolva8555 5 років тому +3

    I LOVE THE END SPEECH AND I NEED MORE

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium 6 місяців тому +2

    Ahh material for my Cleric I will play in DnD.

  • @supertranger0534
    @supertranger0534 3 роки тому +2

    I’m embarrassed to say how many times I’ve watched this.

  • @JayDay01
    @JayDay01 2 місяці тому +1

    "Ah so its a crusade!"

  • @shanayshukla6672
    @shanayshukla6672 2 роки тому

    The captions on the very first scene. "Put em on a plane so I can put em in our hearts".😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    This vid is hella funny with autogenerated captions.

  • @Midknightsun79
    @Midknightsun79 6 років тому +7

    Put me in a plane so I can put them and them in hearse

  • @syloboy163
    @syloboy163 7 місяців тому

    "second verse, same as the first!
    now put me on a plane so I can put 'em in a hearse!"
    this line is my favorite.