Hellsing Abridged - Best Moments 3
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NOTE: Originally, this was 8 minutes long. However thanks to copyright claims (DMCA) I had to re upload this shorter version. Here is the longer version for people NOT in the U.S. or Germany.
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It's that time of year once more ladies and gentlemen. Picking out some of the funniest moments from this year's abridged was quite entertaining. Hopefully you enjoy these as much as I do.
All credit for the making of the clips used in this video go to the lovely folks over at Team Four Star.
Opening Song: Akuma Stocking ( • Hellsing OVA - Akuma S... )
Background songs:
1 - Nigga Stole my Bike ( • Video )
2 - Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Through the Roses ( • Tiptoe through the tul... )
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"my boss is a women.
I was a chick in the 40's
I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY
and they're's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference."
probably one of the best moments in this series.
In other words....
CHU-CHU-CHU-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
HAVE YOU EVER READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST
The 3ed one is me
I identify with the I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY.
With the line "and there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference." implies that there was someone who did and is dead now
"Walter was 15 and I ... was a girl"
"Wait a second that that implies the queen..."
"Interrupt my story again Reggie. See what happens!"
Implying the queen was playing for the other team, just make that so hilarious.
I thought that meant that the queen was a lesbian? Because he used to have sex with the queen???
"Playing for the other team" means lesbian/gay, depending on the gender. So yes.
nah, more likely bi in that universe, no idea about this one
I’d ship it
@@maggyfoster8699 A horrible sex driven relationship between bloodspilling monster who has claimed the lives of millions innocents, soldiers and even their own comerades along with Alucard. *I SHIP THIS*
anderson: oh i see, so this is a crusade!
maxwell: nononono, we don't say that anymore..we calling it dah... damn, what do the americans say?
anderson: peace keeping?
Shall we keep the peace?
Nono he said it as american cows
The Russians nowadays call it “Stabilizing this chaotic region!”
@@IsaiahRichards692 you cant deny that chaotic regions after that are stabilised
Giving freedom and democracy would be more suiting
Integra: how did he get in here
Walter: we had over a dozen guards
Alucard: those were ours!...I mean oh god!
xD
I love this one... XD
Is it just me, or was that line supposed to imply Alucard ate them?
@@TheMinecraftACMan
Probably lmao
@@TheMinecraftACMan Yeah
@@TheMinecraftACMan yes
"How did he get in here??"
"We had over a dozen guards..."
"Those were ours- I mean- oH my gOD HoW dID hE gEt thRougH the gUARdsgjshk"
Has anyone else noticed Alucard's ability to either intentionally or unintentionally create religious symbols...to which he quickly proceeds to deface them?
Alucard: Huh, I made something religious. Neat... Welp, got to destroy it.
Me: -_-
@@bonniefazman9065 who asked for your opinion? I’d be happier if you gave it from 6’0 under 😊 (no offense 😁)
Alucard: exists
Me: keep at it you’re doing a great job
@@arh1315
A vivziepop character avatar, eh? Well, that explains the triggered snowflake attitude.
"and there's no one alive that could comprehend my sexual preference"
that kills me every time
And yet, we clearly see that hearing a confession that he was right all along gets him off.
I think my favorite part was where Alucard gave his "I hate everyone equally," speech.
And there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference
So in other word's miss van Winkel.
Vait- Vhat are you-?!
I was a chick in the 40's
(alucards VC is also the VC for Wistob from overwatch) and i was not a pig, i was a dam gorilla
I look back watching the clips with Van Winkle, now I'm looking back and thinking...."By god, they're making fun of the tumblr crowd"
*specific parts of internet culture.
Rickrolling not so much a Tumblr thing for instance.
Love the profile pic
Rainbow! Tacos! Doctor Who! Homestuck!
If that’s not tumblr in 2013 I don’t know what is
She’s a literal feminazi
Kind of ironic that there was a nazi female fighter when nazis were very traditional in ideas
"I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!" No matter how many times I hear that it doesn't get old.
Ikr xD I literally counted how meny Times I've laughed to it and it was over 20
erika kiss Hahahah I'm with you on that one. I need to find that voice actor and shake his hand XD Really though. What the queen said would have brought me back several years in my sexual development XD
ChangeTheFate249 XD umg
erika kiss Seriously XD
ChangeTheFate249 what the gueen said is just kinda TOO much XD , dont you think =p
OPERATION: KRAUT CONTROL is easily one of the best names for a mission ever, right next to Frankie Boyle's OPERATION: MINDFUCK
How does it compare to "Project: Fuck the World"?
Operation wet dreams.
“This is a deep pain”
*ignites into flames*
“Oh cool it gets worse”
"Oh, just kill all the fun. Put the fun in camps, why don't you?"
"Yeah, ya fun nazi."
I laughed like crazy.
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!!!
So jews are fun after all
@@DehydratedDarkness lmfao 😂
"Ah i see. So this.. is a crusade!"
"Oh no no no we don't say that anymore we're calling it uhh.."
"Damn what do the americancows say? "
"Peacekeeping?" >:)
seriouslly this is one of my favorite line in the whole series right after:
"Bitches love canons"
and killing a leprechaun
The biggest tragedy was Alexander never finding out what was in a leprechaun.
@@samsonguy10k Apparently Alucard and Anderson both killed a leprechaun together, but I forgot what was inside it.
@@ghengiroo4143 Schrodinger would count as a leprechaun. I think.
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!
That's my line.
Alucard Hellsing bitches love cannons.
No no screw it, JUST SCREW IT! Just take my phone and hit random. No just hit random. 3, 2- I'm a BITCH, I'M A LOVER.
XDDD
francis alvaro No ok turn it off, turn it off it didn't work, it did not work.
that was a pretty horrifying death for her. Slow impalement by her own rifle. Not that any of them had not earned every moment.
Rip Van Winkle did have the best sense of fun while waiting for Alucard out of all the Millenium henchmen. Dandyman was dishwater and Schrodinger was....creepy.
If you wanted it a little better, the original Hellsing had her freaking moaning while her blood was being sucked and impaled by her Musket.
@@GenocidalSquid I guess Jan wasn’t the only one that was toned down in the abridged.
@@ghengiroo4143 Wait Jan was toned DOWN???
@@fightingspirit7960 I haven’t really watched the original, but I’ve heard he was just as vulgar, if not more.
LOL toss up between "I'm at half-mast. I NEEEED to hear this!" and "Fraulein. Fraulein. Fraulein! HEY! FRAULINE!" "OY!" "Ve vud make beautiful children ^_^" *bang* "Was that boy/girl bugging you?"
"Oops, did I just accidentally a war?"
G HP no my favourite is the very first clip when he bursts in with that song playing in the background
Oh, looks like he’s self cleaning, and or magical
Shrodinger the Best Boy was the OG Trap
Later she says "huh, we would make beautiful children."
The part where alucard came down in a blackbird while shoot to thrill by ac/dc was playing was the best part to me and my favorite.
i know right, the execution of the scenes and the music just made it so epic.
It’s a shame that they had to remove it in the original video. It matched so well.
@@kexardThe original cut of that episode is up on their Twitch channel still
Alucard: The Lockheed SR 71 Blackbird, An advanced long ranged strategically reconnaissance aircraft. capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 58000 feet.
Integra: You sure do seem to know a lot about it.
Alucard: DO YOU EVEN REAAAD MY CHRISTMAS LIST
***** nowhere in his comment did it imply anything about a group of people
killer13324 the m in mach does it shouldnt be in capitals
it was 85000 ft
I need it
I saw this on a poster in a 1st grade classroom.......and laughed so hard
The fact alucard said there is nobody alive that understands his sexual preference means there was once someone alive who did
-it’s probably anderson let’s be real-
Mina Tepes was a freak.
it was probably the van hellsing that locked him up in a basement wearing bondage gear
@@MugiwaraZero banana! banana! banana! banana!!!
Queen: *chuckles* You know exactly what to say to moisten me up
Random English Guy: I can never have sex again!
Its not a random guy, that's the guy who Seras falls on when she exits the airducts.
Lucky guy
Sir Penwood
i thought it was Prince Philip in the background! XD
@@shadowbladezorru2748 C4 Sir Penwood
The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-ranged strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.
You sure seem to know a lot about it.....
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!?!
LOL
Oh you know exactly what to say to say to moisten me up.
GAH I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN.
I'm upset that my favorite part of that episode was cut
"Ve vould make beautiful children."
15 seconds later
Seras: "Ahh, they would be quite lovely."
Just lol
That's really how that went?
I wonder what Seras was thinking about that gave her that realization.
0:38 I don’t know what I find funnier, the fact that the Catholic Church is strong arming you into helping us or the fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of big J.🎵
Proceeds to commit vocal suicide
fun fact AC/DC based all their songs on Alucard
Really?
Chase Davison Just think about
Chase Davison no
+william gaunce AC/DC were based on Alucard and Judas Priest was based on Anderson lmao
Less than William lol
Integra: How did he get in here?
Walter: We had over a dozen guards.
Alucard: Those were ours? I mean oh my god, how did he get through the guards?!
4:46 I never thought they could make alucard look even more badass, props TFS
0:56 Alucard: *Literally creams his pants while his boss congratulates him for being right!*
Alucard privilege checking van winkle has to been one of the funniest things to happen in the abridged
The funny thing is my favorite line in this video is alucard's " there is no one alive that can comprehend my sexual preference" I don't know why that line gets me every time.
"THE CAKE IS A LIE" ...I wonder where they got THAT idea from...
I can't possibly fathom where THAT came from.
someone named GLADOS
"BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
'They say no man can kill you, Alucard, but that's because you shouldn't send a man to do a woman's job!'
Yeah, well, if you're up against an IMMORTAL VAMPIRE, you probably shouldn't send anyone, let alone a man.
The funny thing is, when people say "no man can kill me" they usually mean no human can kill me
@John Doe wasn't the one ring destroyed at that point/ about to be destroyed?
so enjoyed seeing the sjw die
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!?
Integra"no"
The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you may have had a point there... Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the forties, I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND THERE IS NO ONE ALIVE WHO CAN COMPREHEND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE. So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!!!!!!!
***** To be honest I thought she was the true embodiment of Tumblr Ono Close enough I guess
***** Pretty much the same thing these days.
***** Shes sexist, a Nazi.... I added up in a snap
Lord Baphelon also, Winkle, YOU ARE A NAZI. THE TOP TIER OF BIGOTTED ASSHOLES.
Just saying she has no room to talk
feminazi he he he im sorry not original
1:29 Never gets old
you also forgot after 3:49,
Nazi: "At least she is no longer going on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!"
I died at that reference XD
And then their panic when they think she heard them.
Somebody explain the joke
@@emoon6618 It's a song from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, called Winter Wrap Up.
@@GumballAstronaut7206 called it my sister owes me ten dollars
One of the best lines in this series is "did I just accidentally a war"
"ah, the return of the why boner" I need to find a way to mix that organically into a conversation...
twistedstich WITH A VENGEANCE!
Wtf
I love the way he says *WITH A VENGEANCE* because it seems out of context although i doubt it.
the lockheed sr-71 blackbird, a long range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of mac 3 and an altitude of EIGHTY FIVE THOOOUSAND FEET!
ever since i first heard that line i can remember it off by heart
"You sure seem to know a lot about it."
*"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST ?!"*
Imagine if this was the actual anime
In all fairness, it's not too far off from the official product
@@Jade_Bunbun yes, but Alucard is 10 times more edgy and it does not have that sexy Crispin Freemans voice (I still wonder how he would say abridged lines)
Well the anime is kinda like this... just with more blood and gore and less humor and AC/DC
It’ll be like ghost story
“Interrupt my story again Reggae see what happens”
Have to use that next time my family interrupt me.
0:25 it’s so much funnier when you realize he had to have that on his music list
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!
*dies laughing*
Integra: You sure do seem to know alot it,
Alucard: DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!
1:06 The greatest Accent...EVER!
THE RETURN OF THE Y BONER. WITH A VENGANCE.
Alucards speech at 4:25 is the ultimate silver Bullet against Karen's. But it would only work if you have lived the life of alucard
To be fair, it takes far less than that to silver bullet Karens, that just happens to be a ridiculously flawless silver bullet.
It took years for me to realize she was just a giant tumblr refference. All I got was rickrolling and the portal reference.
Alucard in an SR-71 was the exact moment I knew I loved this show.
Alucard: You're right enough focusing on the past. INSTEAD LETS FOCUS ON THE PAST! Back in WW2 Walter and I were apart of a top secret operation known as Operation: Crowd Control. Walter was 15 and I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly I was a girl.
Reggie: Wait then implies that the Queen was….
Alucard: INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
Me: Reggie if I were you I would stay quiet.
I think it's supposed to be "Kraut Control"
Oh. Well the way Alucard says it makes it sound like Crowd Control. Well to me anyway.
Reggie"oh I am so going to betray you guys"
@@simonlong3368 twas the point its a pun
And then we find out later the Queen wasn't the only one getting action back then.
4:24 me every time someone tells me I’m sexist even though I’m not 😂
RAINBOWS TACOS DR.WHO HOMESTUCK!
CH CH CHECK YO PRIVILEGE!
3:39 I can’t believe that it’s hey rickrolled us on an anime that is awesome and tbh in abridged I was expecting this for some fucking reason
It actually suits her
He says it didn't work, bit "I'm a Bitch I'm a Lover" was a pretty good intro song.
That "ow" Alucard said when he got shot is so funny
2:23 My favorite part :D
2:09 0_0 AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
0:31 Alucard is the only one who seems amused.
DO YOU EVEN REEEEAAD MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!
Shit had me in stitches.
OOPS?! DID I JUST ACCIDENTALLY A WAR? ;)
0:46 Alucard was in Brazil in vacation
4:43 , GOOODDDD DAAAMMMNNN THAT ENTRANCE, its epic ness gives me chills everytime.
man even in this version Van winkles death is so unsettling. its probably the only time in the actual show and abridged that i felt sorry for the bad guy/girl. she might of been an evil vampire but no one deserves to go out like that
Nah she's a Tumblrite. Death is a mercy for scum like her.
"How did he get in here??"
"We had over a dozen guards!"
"Wait those were ours?"
Watching these is an odd experience. It's like watching the episodes cut down into the choice, best parts....almost like....it's Abridged....Hellsing Abridged Abridged.... :Cue Inception sound:
1:40 the added music makes it so much better xD
Excuse me, but what song is that?
Josh Falkiner No idea.
LordVader1094 lol, it does suit however. I'm trying to search it up, but to no success...
Josh Falkiner I see haha
LordVader1094 its punch out theme also known as 'nigga stole mah bike'
It can never be more epic than hearing ACDC Shoot to Thrill when Alucard crashed the Black Bird Recon Plane.
My gosh, what an epic scene!
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HOW I MISSED YOU!"
"Hey!"
"Oh, shut up."
4:48 Stark gave the blueprints.
Alucard perfected it
The Blackbord scene was already fire. Hearing it with Shoot to Thrill like it was intended....
GOD SEND
If all Anime was like this, I might watch it, this is the best thing.
The shoot to thrill scene is hands down one of the best done to date. I highly doubt that's going to be upstaged any time soon.
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND, AIN'T IT NEARLY TIME FOR A NEW EPISODE?
OH NO XD
I love that Alucard actually listened and answered all of her accusations lmao
3:28
Fuck, we just got rickrolled
4:05 - 4:35 ....YES
"You know exactly what to say just to moisten me up." o.o
Ew.
GAHH!! I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!
xD
Matrix Alucard: If I remember correctly I was a girl... Reggie: Wait..That would imply that the queen... O.o LOL!!!
Sybol Rose XDDD
I was laughing so hard, I fell off my couch!!
0:42 The fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of Big J.
Anderson:What have you done in Brazil 😠
Anderson: *see’s Alucard hung a 420 YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS rainbow banner*
😡😱AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I am here for the Major's I love war speech ( ._.)
That was unfortunately cut out because of a copyright claim. Check the description for this with the speech included.
ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman *Major's*
+ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman *hevent you heard new sensations whipping the nations???*
*BITCHES LOVES CANNONS*
( ._.)
Nothing more badass than a vampire flying a jet.
God i love it how alucard goes straight Michael myers and kills someone with a gun
I came back here just for the Alucard/Queen dialog. The only person to truly *get* Alucard
Oh great, they turned Tumblr into a vampire
MY FAVORITE PARTS OF ALL OF HELLSING ABRIDGED WAS WHAT MY LIFE IS BASED OFF OF WHEN BASICALLY ARGUING WITH ANYONE: 0:47 - 0:59 AND 4:07 - 4:22
0:19 he literally came in with boss music 😂
"Jesus fucking Christ, I've missed you!"
Yes, I miss my grandmother too man. XD
that's not his grandma...that's his ex-girlfriend
@@eren34558 She reminds me of my dear sweet old trucker mouthed grandmother lol. That old dear could put the words Jesus, rat, stench, and balls in the same sentence.
God, I miss her. :D
1:06 I lost my shit XD
"Haven't you heard the sensation sweeping the nation? Bitches love Canons"
Schrödinger: want to play with my beautiful children . alucard: seras was that boy girl bothering u
I think he actually says "we would make beautiful children"
EDIT: and now I notice someone else said it goddammit
"Fraulein.. Fraulein... Fraulein..! HeY fRaUlEiN!"
"Oy..."
This line will never not make me giggle xD
"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not-"
Jerry The Meme Mouse "It didn't work. It did not work."
They really had fun with this series
I needed this for a good laugh
"The Cake Is A Lie"-Doug Rattman
2:44 - 2:57 was epic
Do you even read my Christmas list that is the best thing I've ever heard in my life
Rip, I love you in this
This may be the best thing ive ever seen.