I don't know about you but a lot of people play MMOs solo because they enjoy the feeling of having other people around but not necessarily having to interact with them.
I think this is the most laughs you've ever stuffed into one video. And can we stop for a moment to acknowledge the editing and sound? Not just the great remixes by the guest remixer, but the sight gags and matching sound effects sprinkled throughout the video to punctuate the point with a laugh. You're always entertaining, Laranity, but you've raised the bar on this one. Well done!
It's fun when you get a combo player, the 10th type imho. I was strugglin with the chalice jump puzzle, and a kind mesmer commander offered to take a group of us through. As he did, he roleplayed the fuck outta it, and was a hilarious, and enjoyable, and memorable experience.
You didnt mention the "TP Barons". Always thinking of new ways to expand their wealth. Having the smallest playtime of all players, just logging in 2 times a day for 10 min to do their flips and still have enough gold to swim in.
lel, would love to see those who flip for just 10minutes a day. I mean, maybe once you get to flipping legendaries, but even that would take more. I tried flipping with about 100g(mainly crafting mats) and man it its pretty difficult to make profit. I mean yeah you will profit few gs per hour of trying...but unless you have thousands of gold you are almost better off just farming metas
Some of the high tier fractal players are absolutely insufferable. CMs are not that hard but they act like you need to have the most optimal super builds and know all skips to clear them.
@@Kaltsukka That's why I always run them with my guild. We use meta builds sometimes and sometimes we use meme builds like healbender. Always a fun time though! Every once in a while I'll join a pug and quickly realize just how unfun it is when you don't know the people you're playing with.
As an Open World Main Reaper I can proudly say I AM Joko's Stunt Double! It ain't a real session unless I've died. Twice. PER HOUR. I mean it's only a *small* army I'm trying to solo...
"Open World Mains are also meticulous inventory organisers" Not me :D I live for cosy and friendly open world content... and for pure chaos in inventory! muahahaha 😈🤣
Since we're roasting everyone let's not forget the 10th type of player: The Leecher. Whether its scaling up metas or siphoning off WvW participation you can count on them to get carried at any cost. "Some must fight so that all can loot. Welcome to the Leechers."
Also in my case i'm a mix of about half of these selections. Mostly staying away from pvp and wvw, but other than that... It's good to get a little glimpse of every type of player
Fantastic video, you've really outdone yourself on this one! Side note: I just want to point out the random Seraph NPC perfectly blending in with the socialites at 11:09 😄
I have done it all, I had relentlessly farmed fractals every single day, I had farmed WvW, PvP, Raids, Strikes, Dungeons, Done the Story multiple times, Role-played as Lilith and became a cult-leader... But... I think I am a 10th type of players, that became completely immersed by the music of GW2 - I know every single track, the names, the musical motives - I could write a book on the way GW2's music corresponds with the story and the world... I AM A MUSIC NERD!!!!
Great video Miss Scampi :3 The comparison of WvW mains to a cat chasing a laser pointer is spot on.. at least for me. Plus: I love that the WvW clip of Lara leading her squad into death was included. Clipping that during stream gave me the giggles for solid 10 minutes xD
"You may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"....pretty sure you need a sign saying that whenever you're trying to lead something while streaming. Preferably with a picture of the burning choya.
I had a blast watching this! You made the video really well. (I also really want a Spotify version of „Damage, Quickness, Killproof, 500 LI“ at the end of the video, it‘s so good!)
But that one guy who IS will let you know about it in map chat! Or he'll PM you as soon as you log in, "We hate your server! Get lost!" Even when you're on the same team!
As a WvW main for 10 years at this point, I would disagree--but only to an extent. In my experience, there's a lot of us that care for more than just "good fights". It's just that Anet has made it difficult to actually care about those things. Plus, caring about the other aspects of WvW is actually pretty important if good fights are to be had, but people's focus tend to be too narrow for this to even be considered.
Ok this is the most funny GW2 video ive seen in quite a while , thank you for making that video. You're dutch i presume as i hear your accent , in dat geval echt grote klasse !!!!! Goed om te zien dat er toppertjes zoals jij in de game zitten . ;)
as a player who was legendary rank in PvP for years and now play WvW hardcore i am surprised how funny and accurate was your comments for both game modes.. honestly i find most of your content great and is good to see some person who actually dont play those game modes hardcore have so clear opinion about them
This is just so to the point!😁I feel exposed (I guess I belong to all of the shown types to SOME extent - some more, some less). Thanks for the laugh! 😂
Was wondering when this video was coming out and its already here! Saw some of the filming process live on twitch and that was already fun. The finished product turned out hilarious :D
As an AP collector, I feel way too called out here, because we’re technically part of all these categories (how else are we gonna chase the AP?) So this was just a full video of roasting me. :)
True. I spent A LOT of time chasing tags in WvW, more hundreds of hours in PvP blaming others and proud of my skills, doing some Raids as "hi DPS" and avoiding mechanics like the plague even tagging up as commander for some open world metas that no one was doing but I needed for AP
I discovered what was a hi dps by watching your videos and have been slowly working my way into being the cutest thief with no self-preservation or reading comprehension skills in the game
7:57 One dude followed me from that tower all the way to the jumping puzzle while constantly throwing dismount spears that I dodged. In case people don't know, that's a trek across the entire map. He then killed me, I went back, and he was waiting for me inside the vault with necro marks at the entrance. Some people just have infinite time on their hands.
As an open world/AP main, I must say, OH GOD LARA WHY IS YOUR INVENTORY LIKE THAT. I actually almost spit out my drink when you cursed my screen with that lol (outside of your inventory, fantastic video as always)
Right around the 2 minute mark I see that your inventory looks like mine- cluttered- and the reactions just made me totally laugh out loud! Too funny!!!
Thanks for the video and fun summaries! I'd also like to propose two other player types with a bit of tongue in cheek commentary to match yours. :) 1) Lorehound These players are basically a combination of open world main and roleplayer to some extent, perhaps overlapping with raiders in some sense depending on how invested they are in instanced content lore. Their main purpose is to not roleplay or raid etc necessarily but to get immersed in the world of Tyria, experiencing all the lore everywhere and finding all those juicy lore books, hunting down rarely triggering ambient dialogue to learn cool new details that may increase their appreciation for Tyrian worldbuilding or reveal new or obscure lore that blows their mind (e.g. the idea that skritt believe in an afterlife called Bright Hollow). Because they're so invested in the lore that they know it more thoroughly than most people (or claim to know it even better than the narrative team themselves) and may even obsess about it quite a bit, they get incredibly frustrated when they think the story isn't long enough with even more optional dialogue to experience, there aren't enough dialogue variants for race/sex/profession/order/story choices, and lore books with one or two pages are woefully short as they keep hoping for more 8-page books like "The Four Djinn." Because of their investment in lore, they may also spot plot holes, retcons, writing problems (tone, clarity etc) and view that the plot and characters weren't used to their fullest extent or think that certain characterizations were off and thus distracting, so they often get upset with certain elements of the plot and think they could've written the story better. 2) Wiki editor (or Wikki krewe) These players spent a lot of time wandering around the game documenting all sorts of things on Tyria depending on their area of interest. Whether it's hunting down all ambient dialogue (especially the obscure stuff), counting all the named NPCs or ambient creatures in an area or poi to record to the respective page, or figure out e.g. what skills you gain as a thief from stealing from this or that enemy. The one common denominator these varied editors have is that whether it's lore, mechanics or other things, they diligently record it in wiki, sometimes spending hours at a time just writing things down and standing still, barely playing the game if at all. New releases (particularly big ones like expac launches or quarterly releases) lead to editors' panic mode that can last for weeks or longer as they get drowned in all the new stuff flooding in that needs to be recorded ASAP, so they run around like headless chickens at times to record this or that stuff. All the while less wiki-versed players keep complaining how this or that character, area, skill etc article is woefully incomplete, or how some collection's page needed to be ready yesterday with detailed instructions on where to find some npc, how to locate or craft items etc. and that the editors are lazy for not working around the clock. Which can lead to frustration on the editors who try their best as their time allows. But they do also receive love from the community that often praise the GW wikis as some of the most comprehensive in the entire gaming industry, so much so that even the devs themselves often crossreference the player wikis for information due to the excellent formatting and content.
lara, i have always enjoyed your videos but something about this one clicks harder than ever before. i laughed out loud multiple times, you know your way around the words and editing. bravo!
I was dying at the raider one because it's true for more than just GW2. I did soo much WoW raiding and I felt it in my soul. After you've done the fights a lot people get impatient with wipes, but if it's new people will bang their head (raid) against the wall for hours until it's down. I would be happy to have some challenge as a healer by way of others messing up, but by gods if I had to handle the proverbial cannon on my 342352th run I'm gonna lose it
I love the story of this game and how fun the little bits of Tyria are, even if I have to put a bit more legwork in to ignore some of the less diagetic stuff like murking 50'000 grawl for being mildly inconvenient in an area or because i wanted bones. Also the second best tip for pvp is you don't need to tank all the incoming damage, you just need to follow some lovely meatshield in and then random BSGO!
About the crazy requirements and just wanting to get carried - I always thought exactly the same about fractal cms. Some players ask for 30k ufe and don't even wanna do level 100. It's ridiculously obvious what's going on with those people.
That's just because most people find 100 CM completly unfun though, it shouldn't be that hard to understand. Sure there might be some people getting "carried", but heck it's still relatively rare to see someone really underperforming in high UFEs groups to the point you call them "being carried".
2:02 everytime I tune into teapots stream, I get a stroke whenever he opens his inventory. So incredibly messy, with no more than max. 10 free slots at ALL TIME. Cool video. Kind regards from a WvW main.
As an open world, pvp and wvw player, I got roasted multiple times. Thankfully, I can claim that I am a fishing main and a black lion day trader and laugh at everyone else xD Awesome video as always and great editing
This Halloween i visit a homestead that i really like, it was full of choyas. Choya working in the mine, chilling in the bar, getting cut in the lumber mi- what?! "Oh, we need fruit for the bar" honestly, the best homestead i see so far
As an Open World Main, I must say, "What do you mean you have your bags merged? Don't you have them individual, with auto-sorting properties to make your life easier? Have you even heard of Oiled Packs, Invisible Packs, Craftsman's Bags, and so on? You need to get your auto-sort meta on! Also, be sure to have at least 200 slots and a variety of infinite tools. And the World Boss Portal Device. (Banners and feasts are a nice touch.)"
From personal experience, the best kept secret of PvP is that Random Bullshirt Go! can get you as far as low-to-mid Gold if you have decent game sense and mental. No, for real, a lot of the folks hard-stuck in Silver are there because they call GG and start hard feeding to "get it over with quickly" fourty seconds in to the match, or keep thinking they're Him and can win a 1v4 on mid with a glass cannon build.
love to get instantly called out as an octovine enjoyer, even named a character after them lol. love open world and especially meta events, its great to see dozens of players work together :D even tho raids are great too, love when dmg goes brrr
Finally the video we've been waiting for :D You should totally reuse the song elsewhere as well like in your stream countdown or something, it's so good
type 10 here: i play 6-10h every day, use blish hud with todolist and many more mods to get my dailies as effective and fast as possible, i love to play the stories, no raids, no pvp, no wvw and after a few months i take a break from gw2 for a few months and repeat..
As an open world main, you got my number 😩 that inventory was a jumpscare. I don't understand how anyone can have the combined bags view in general, but every streamer I've seen does. How do you sort things if you don't have separated bags/bag types??? How do you ever know where anything is??
I usw combined bags and Just have this one big inventors where max. 20% IS allowed to be filled and Eversthing hast it's own place so it Doest Look messy
As a comfy pve commander myself who recently stepped into wvw for the first time in 8 years to take advantage of the reward track xp buff I learnt that 'pve' is now used in place of 'noob' by wvw players looking to insult each other. Which I found absolutely hilarious.
LOL!!! I'm not done watching yet but had to pause after the WvW section to comment because I'm laughing so hard, again. I was with a zerg in Alpine Borderlands, Commander is leading our zerg to NW camp to jump an enemy zerg that is in process of capping the camp. We ALL jump and glide from inside NW Tower where we assembled. Just as our entire zerg crosses the glide border we see we are a few seconds too late and the zone changes color as we are all still way too high in the air and too far over the glide border to do anything but fall to our deaths. I think that was the hardest I laughed ever while playing this game and probably 90% of us wrote "LOL" in local or map chat. I have emotes on and could see many of the enemy using the laugh emote. I honestly don't think anyone was upset because it was just so darn funny.
As a wvw commander I can absolutely agree that almost everyone says they can do it better when things don’t go well, it’s painful and anxt ridden, but you are a GOD when it goes well! Lololol 😢
08:16 back on Drakkar Lake this was called "doing a Baba" lol But I've done this too before as a commander, it is so embarrassing! And yeah, the conflict between ppt (points per tick, aka mainly capturing and defending objectives) and ppk (points per kill) is quite real. Looks like Lara has revealed herself to be part of team ppt with her rant :P
Guild Wars 2 sentence horror story: By salvaging Ectoplasm you gain Essences of Luck. There is almost certainly at least one player who bought enough gems to get to 300 Luck Find.
"I'm looking for a warrior with damage, quickness, killproof, 500 LI" best remix in GW2 history By Ogden's Hammer.
Is that remix actuelly a thing? I cant find it, if it is. Please help
Honestly "hi dps" deserves to be it's own category.
I seen someone jokingly joined a group with "hi heals" when that group already got its boon covered lol
And then there are the omega Chad's: Hi ... can... Filllllll...
Hi fill
That's so me 😂
Hello
The cat chasing a laser pointer was honestly the best analogy I have ever heard when it comes to zergs chasing solo's 🤣🤣
That one guy trying to do his dailies... 😂😂
It's so red and shiny, so clearly wants to be chased or it wouldn't run
🎶Damage.. Quickness.. Killproof.. 500 LI...🎶
Gonna be singing that every time I look in LFG...😂Love the vid Lara! Well worth the long wait! 🤩
I think we need a music video!
@@Ahmintar I'd offer myself as a background singer for that one xD
lfm quickdps alacheal kp over 9000 li stick or kick ... (Fly, you fools!)
we really need that in its own video
"Random bullshit go!" is my new battlecry. 😂
I got to "Legendary paragon" just by mashing buttons myself.
Average engineer main.
"You just had a long day at work and don't want to deal with people"
*launches an MMO*
I don't know about you but a lot of people play MMOs solo because they enjoy the feeling of having other people around but not necessarily having to interact with them.
I think this is the most laughs you've ever stuffed into one video. And can we stop for a moment to acknowledge the editing and sound? Not just the great remixes by the guest remixer, but the sight gags and matching sound effects sprinkled throughout the video to punctuate the point with a laugh. You're always entertaining, Laranity, but you've raised the bar on this one. Well done!
It's fun when you get a combo player, the 10th type imho. I was strugglin with the chalice jump puzzle, and a kind mesmer commander offered to take a group of us through. As he did, he roleplayed the fuck outta it, and was a hilarious, and enjoyable, and memorable experience.
Precious moments, this kind!
Was it the joker/batman guy? He was a blast my first time through before I learned the JP for myself
@@Dani-Chappell It was!! he was great!
Oh, he helped me too!! 🤣
@@Nicolas-cf6xjthis person is well known it seems, I was taking my friend there and ran into them too 😂
Don't forget to update us if you ever manage to find this Warrior you're looking for
You didnt mention the "TP Barons". Always thinking of new ways to expand their wealth. Having the smallest playtime of all players, just logging in 2 times a day for 10 min to do their flips and still have enough gold to swim in.
lel, would love to see those who flip for just 10minutes a day. I mean, maybe once you get to flipping legendaries, but even that would take more. I tried flipping with about 100g(mainly crafting mats) and man it its pretty difficult to make profit. I mean yeah you will profit few gs per hour of trying...but unless you have thousands of gold you are almost better off just farming metas
As always - it's well made video and I'm happy I had occasion to help making it! :D (Especially part with Warclaws and me surfing on them XD 7:29 )
"You don't have to worry about the choya."
That honestly just makes me even more worried...
Fractal players should have gotten their own entry; they are a different breed of players..
No, different breed of humans.
FRACTALS?! IT'S TIME FOR FRACTALS?! Er. I mean..
Some of the high tier fractal players are absolutely insufferable. CMs are not that hard but they act like you need to have the most optimal super builds and know all skips to clear them.
@@Kaltsukka That's why I always run them with my guild. We use meta builds sometimes and sometimes we use meme builds like healbender. Always a fun time though! Every once in a while I'll join a pug and quickly realize just how unfun it is when you don't know the people you're playing with.
raiders category :P
4/5 LF HB, are my *favorite*
Chrono and other healers with Stab exist..m
As an Open World Main Reaper I can proudly say I AM Joko's Stunt Double! It ain't a real session unless I've died. Twice. PER HOUR. I mean it's only a *small* army I'm trying to solo...
As a fellow Open World Reaper main, you described it perfectly
"Open World Mains are also meticulous inventory organisers"
Not me :D I live for cosy and friendly open world content...
and for pure chaos in inventory! muahahaha 😈🤣
Since we're roasting everyone let's not forget the 10th type of player: The Leecher.
Whether its scaling up metas or siphoning off WvW participation you can count on them to get carried at any cost.
"Some must fight so that all can loot. Welcome to the Leechers."
But can they really count as "players", then? /s
"I loot therefore I exist".
_Leecher's Ultimate Handbook Vol. I p.420_
I main herald.
Can i just say that i love all of your character's fashion sets... Simply amazing! (yes... even Togan Lhackery) XD
Also in my case i'm a mix of about half of these selections. Mostly staying away from pvp and wvw, but other than that... It's good to get a little glimpse of every type of player
Fantastic video, you've really outdone yourself on this one!
Side note: I just want to point out the random Seraph NPC perfectly blending in with the socialites at 11:09 😄
I have done it all, I had relentlessly farmed fractals every single day, I had farmed WvW, PvP, Raids, Strikes, Dungeons, Done the Story multiple times, Role-played as Lilith and became a cult-leader...
But... I think I am a 10th type of players, that became completely immersed by the music of GW2 - I know every single track, the names, the musical motives - I could write a book on the way GW2's music corresponds with the story and the world... I AM A MUSIC NERD!!!!
Great video Miss Scampi :3 The comparison of WvW mains to a cat chasing a laser pointer is spot on.. at least for me.
Plus: I love that the WvW clip of Lara leading her squad into death was included. Clipping that during stream gave me the giggles for solid 10 minutes xD
If you hadnt clipped it, it probably wouldn't have been in the video!
@@Laranity Happy to be useful :D
I love the editing and amount of footage you recorded for this. Awesome!
Fun video! The commander quivering in anxiety at all of their squad members' criticism made me lol
"You may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"....pretty sure you need a sign saying that whenever you're trying to lead something while streaming. Preferably with a picture of the burning choya.
im gonna use this when i tag on ebg and feed in the castle 😂
I had a blast watching this! You made the video really well. (I also really want a Spotify version of „Damage, Quickness, Killproof, 500 LI“ at the end of the video, it‘s so good!)
I'm surprised you didn't mention barons. There are some types of people who are focused primarily on making money.
You can't roast someone who never plays the game and only logs in to talk to 1 NPC, the bltc merchant
Great video Lara! I learned that i used to be an open world enjoyer, but now I'm a proud homesteader
The WvW one is incredibly accurate. We don't care about winning the matchup and are proud about it.
Where have you been? Have you seen T1 when there are millions of clouds and supply trap every step you take 😂
But that one guy who IS will let you know about it in map chat! Or he'll PM you as soon as you log in, "We hate your server! Get lost!" Even when you're on the same team!
I do not want to win father. Father, I crave violence.
As a WvW main for 10 years at this point, I would disagree--but only to an extent. In my experience, there's a lot of us that care for more than just "good fights". It's just that Anet has made it difficult to actually care about those things.
Plus, caring about the other aspects of WvW is actually pretty important if good fights are to be had, but people's focus tend to be too narrow for this to even be considered.
13:51 :D I find it highly irresponsible that you have not uploaded this hit to youtube and there is no link in the description to it xD
Ok this is the most funny GW2 video ive seen in quite a while , thank you for making that video. You're dutch i presume as i hear your accent , in dat geval echt grote klasse !!!!! Goed om te zien dat er toppertjes zoals jij in de game zitten . ;)
I love this a stupid amount! You did such a great job with the video and it was well worth the wait~!
When a teammate goes AFK, not even a black belt in "random bullshit go!" Will help 😂
as a player who was legendary rank in PvP for years and now play WvW hardcore i am surprised how funny and accurate was your comments for both game modes.. honestly i find most of your content great and is good to see some person who actually dont play those game modes hardcore have so clear opinion about them
This is just so to the point!😁I feel exposed (I guess I belong to all of the shown types to SOME extent - some more, some less). Thanks for the laugh! 😂
Was wondering when this video was coming out and its already here! Saw some of the filming process live on twitch and that was already fun. The finished product turned out hilarious :D
As an AP collector, I feel way too called out here, because we’re technically part of all these categories (how else are we gonna chase the AP?)
So this was just a full video of roasting me. :)
True.
I spent A LOT of time chasing tags in WvW, more hundreds of hours in PvP blaming others and proud of my skills, doing some Raids as "hi DPS" and avoiding mechanics like the plague even tagging up as commander for some open world metas that no one was doing but I needed for AP
I discovered what was a hi dps by watching your videos and have been slowly working my way into being the cutest thief with no self-preservation or reading comprehension skills in the game
7:57
One dude followed me from that tower all the way to the jumping puzzle while constantly throwing dismount spears that I dodged. In case people don't know, that's a trek across the entire map. He then killed me, I went back, and he was waiting for me inside the vault with necro marks at the entrance.
Some people just have infinite time on their hands.
As an open world/AP main, I must say, OH GOD LARA WHY IS YOUR INVENTORY LIKE THAT.
I actually almost spit out my drink when you cursed my screen with that lol (outside of your inventory, fantastic video as always)
Right around the 2 minute mark I see that your inventory looks like mine- cluttered- and the reactions just made me totally laugh out loud! Too funny!!!
Thanks for the video and fun summaries! I'd also like to propose two other player types with a bit of tongue in cheek commentary to match yours. :)
1) Lorehound
These players are basically a combination of open world main and roleplayer to some extent, perhaps overlapping with raiders in some sense depending on how invested they are in instanced content lore. Their main purpose is to not roleplay or raid etc necessarily but to get immersed in the world of Tyria, experiencing all the lore everywhere and finding all those juicy lore books, hunting down rarely triggering ambient dialogue to learn cool new details that may increase their appreciation for Tyrian worldbuilding or reveal new or obscure lore that blows their mind (e.g. the idea that skritt believe in an afterlife called Bright Hollow).
Because they're so invested in the lore that they know it more thoroughly than most people (or claim to know it even better than the narrative team themselves) and may even obsess about it quite a bit, they get incredibly frustrated when they think the story isn't long enough with even more optional dialogue to experience, there aren't enough dialogue variants for race/sex/profession/order/story choices, and lore books with one or two pages are woefully short as they keep hoping for more 8-page books like "The Four Djinn." Because of their investment in lore, they may also spot plot holes, retcons, writing problems (tone, clarity etc) and view that the plot and characters weren't used to their fullest extent or think that certain characterizations were off and thus distracting, so they often get upset with certain elements of the plot and think they could've written the story better.
2) Wiki editor (or Wikki krewe)
These players spent a lot of time wandering around the game documenting all sorts of things on Tyria depending on their area of interest. Whether it's hunting down all ambient dialogue (especially the obscure stuff), counting all the named NPCs or ambient creatures in an area or poi to record to the respective page, or figure out e.g. what skills you gain as a thief from stealing from this or that enemy. The one common denominator these varied editors have is that whether it's lore, mechanics or other things, they diligently record it in wiki, sometimes spending hours at a time just writing things down and standing still, barely playing the game if at all.
New releases (particularly big ones like expac launches or quarterly releases) lead to editors' panic mode that can last for weeks or longer as they get drowned in all the new stuff flooding in that needs to be recorded ASAP, so they run around like headless chickens at times to record this or that stuff. All the while less wiki-versed players keep complaining how this or that character, area, skill etc article is woefully incomplete, or how some collection's page needed to be ready yesterday with detailed instructions on where to find some npc, how to locate or craft items etc. and that the editors are lazy for not working around the clock. Which can lead to frustration on the editors who try their best as their time allows. But they do also receive love from the community that often praise the GW wikis as some of the most comprehensive in the entire gaming industry, so much so that even the devs themselves often crossreference the player wikis for information due to the excellent formatting and content.
lara, i have always enjoyed your videos but something about this one clicks harder than ever before. i laughed out loud multiple times, you know your way around the words and editing. bravo!
Oh my gosh you got me with the Dunkey reference at the end with your Jumping Puzzle XD... I wonder how many other people will catch it haha
I'm both offended & amused haha the Sabetha cannon is too real x) love these videos keep up the great work!
Being tired of not being able to join full meta maps? - Become a commander, and make your own full maps...
I didn't expect to be called out on the transmutation charges like that, well played!
As a open worlder/socialite I feel personally attacked so good!
so... is that crazy good last musical beat in spotify or what? LOVED IT! ❤
"roaming kill with dub-step music" hahah, nailed it - the AP hunter type though was too good.
A Roast! Yes!! Laranity brings the sausage every time!!! You forgot the most important type, the "Laranity" type.
I was dying at the raider one because it's true for more than just GW2. I did soo much WoW raiding and I felt it in my soul. After you've done the fights a lot people get impatient with wipes, but if it's new people will bang their head (raid) against the wall for hours until it's down. I would be happy to have some challenge as a healer by way of others messing up, but by gods if I had to handle the proverbial cannon on my 342352th run I'm gonna lose it
I love the story of this game and how fun the little bits of Tyria are, even if I have to put a bit more legwork in to ignore some of the less diagetic stuff like murking 50'000 grawl for being mildly inconvenient in an area or because i wanted bones.
Also the second best tip for pvp is you don't need to tank all the incoming damage, you just need to follow some lovely meatshield in and then random BSGO!
About the crazy requirements and just wanting to get carried - I always thought exactly the same about fractal cms. Some players ask for 30k ufe and don't even wanna do level 100. It's ridiculously obvious what's going on with those people.
That's just because most people find 100 CM completly unfun though, it shouldn't be that hard to understand. Sure there might be some people getting "carried", but heck it's still relatively rare to see someone really underperforming in high UFEs groups to the point you call them "being carried".
2:02 everytime I tune into teapots stream, I get a stroke whenever he opens his inventory. So incredibly messy, with no more than max. 10 free slots at ALL TIME.
Cool video. Kind regards from a WvW main.
Same with Mukluks inventory 😢
thanks Laranity for a fun time in gw2 loved it keep on being a Commander
To be real. Your little wvw dubstep montage actually is my favotite wvw montage. xD
As an open world, pvp and wvw player, I got roasted multiple times. Thankfully, I can claim that I am a fishing main and a black lion day trader and laugh at everyone else xD
Awesome video as always and great editing
This Halloween i visit a homestead that i really like, it was full of choyas.
Choya working in the mine, chilling in the bar, getting cut in the lumber mi- what?!
"Oh, we need fruit for the bar"
honestly, the best homestead i see so far
That Sab's cannons part had me laughing out loud. It does be like that somedays with pugs.
As an Open World Main, I must say, "What do you mean you have your bags merged? Don't you have them individual, with auto-sorting properties to make your life easier? Have you even heard of Oiled Packs, Invisible Packs, Craftsman's Bags, and so on? You need to get your auto-sort meta on! Also, be sure to have at least 200 slots and a variety of infinite tools. And the World Boss Portal Device. (Banners and feasts are a nice touch.)"
Amazing video, thank you Lara !!
Lara...absolutely fantastic vid. You put a boatload of effort into it and it shows. Absolutely 100%!!
From personal experience, the best kept secret of PvP is that Random Bullshirt Go! can get you as far as low-to-mid Gold if you have decent game sense and mental. No, for real, a lot of the folks hard-stuck in Silver are there because they call GG and start hard feeding to "get it over with quickly" fourty seconds in to the match, or keep thinking they're Him and can win a 1v4 on mid with a glass cannon build.
Can confirm, I'm generally floating around Gold 1-2. I know generally what all my buttons do, but that's about it.
"Pretty sure they're the only ones who buy transmutation charges." 😂😂😂
love to get instantly called out as an octovine enjoyer, even named a character after them lol. love open world and especially meta events, its great to see dozens of players work together :D even tho raids are great too, love when dmg goes brrr
I've been every one of these and I chose the WvW main life. It's so accurate that it's so funny! Love the vid Lara! Love the song too!
Great video and I think we just about got away unscathed flapping around lel
Your analysis hits the nail on the head.
Finally the video we've been waiting for :D You should totally reuse the song elsewhere as well like in your stream countdown or something, it's so good
The openworld main segment had me burst out laughing, it's too accurate. :D Yeah, I'm 70% openworld main, 30% fashion victim. ^^
AM I FIRST? OKAY MAYBE SECOND
💥💥💥 Damage ... Quickness ... Killproof ... 500LI 💥💥💥
"Your mother is a centaur-" 😂
I'm like a bit of all of these. Would not mind ending up in GW2. As a merchant in DR.
"Random bullshit. Go!" was fantastic.
type 10 here: i play 6-10h every day, use blish hud with todolist and many more mods to get my dailies as effective and fast as possible, i love to play the stories, no raids, no pvp, no wvw and after a few months i take a break from gw2 for a few months
and repeat..
As an open world main, you got my number 😩 that inventory was a jumpscare. I don't understand how anyone can have the combined bags view in general, but every streamer I've seen does. How do you sort things if you don't have separated bags/bag types??? How do you ever know where anything is??
I usw combined bags and Just have this one big inventors where max. 20% IS allowed to be filled and Eversthing hast it's own place so it Doest Look messy
Octovine 7000th time?
Those are rookie numbers... Thats how often I'm playing it every month
As a comfy pve commander myself who recently stepped into wvw for the first time in 8 years to take advantage of the reward track xp buff I learnt that 'pve' is now used in place of 'noob' by wvw players looking to insult each other.
Which I found absolutely hilarious.
I want this ''damage.. quickness.. killproof.. 500 li" as my new ringtone. Awesome.
LOL!!! I'm not done watching yet but had to pause after the WvW section to comment because I'm laughing so hard, again. I was with a zerg in Alpine Borderlands, Commander is leading our zerg to NW camp to jump an enemy zerg that is in process of capping the camp. We ALL jump and glide from inside NW Tower where we assembled. Just as our entire zerg crosses the glide border we see we are a few seconds too late and the zone changes color as we are all still way too high in the air and too far over the glide border to do anything but fall to our deaths. I think that was the hardest I laughed ever while playing this game and probably 90% of us wrote "LOL" in local or map chat. I have emotes on and could see many of the enemy using the laugh emote. I honestly don't think anyone was upset because it was just so darn funny.
The suu won theme at 4:21 on MO was on point.
1st. 3:55 this is the reason why i always do canons in Wing 1 tbh 😑
2nd. love the fashion on 12:27 😮
This is the best gw2 video out there... damage quickness killproof 😂
As someone who has a dedicated character for every single one of these, this is highly accurate
This was awesome. I was chuckling the entire time. ❤
Commander named Drizzlewood Coast, he just runs Drizzlewood Coast, guy is in a class of his own
Cats chasing a laser pointer killed me! Very true of wvw players!
All these pop culture referrences are *chef's kiss* perfection.
The way I CACKLED at being attackedt at "The Open World Main"
As a wvw commander I can absolutely agree that almost everyone says they can do it better when things don’t go well, it’s painful and anxt ridden, but you are a GOD when it goes well! Lololol 😢
Great video Lara, thanks 😊
Best gw2 content creator here, love you lara !
Togan Lackery searching for his Charr soul mate omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your b roll usage is top tier! Love the editing! Do you record clips after the voice over or during?
What bothers me is that you nailed it!!!.... This is not a roast, we laugh at the truth to avoid dealing with those facts.
'The Messy Streamer Inventory' 😂 ohh now i know why i spend 2 hours dailies to organise my inventory
08:16 back on Drakkar Lake this was called "doing a Baba" lol
But I've done this too before as a commander, it is so embarrassing!
And yeah, the conflict between ppt (points per tick, aka mainly capturing and defending objectives) and ppk (points per kill) is quite real. Looks like Lara has revealed herself to be part of team ppt with her rant :P
Guild Wars 2 sentence horror story:
By salvaging Ectoplasm you gain Essences of Luck. There is almost certainly at least one player who bought enough gems to get to 300 Luck Find.
That pvp part made me laugh so hard.... every time I try pvp.... I do exactly that 🤣
Always thank your Comm for tagging up for a meta/event.
"Damage... Quickness... Killproof... 500LI 🗣🗣🔥🔥"
2:00 that is actually messy compared to mine hahahaha
And OMG I want that song!!! Blasting through my Car's speakers!!!