i am engi main and my 1st "build" (if you can call it that) was flammenwerfer , sadly i didnt name my character hans. go to the elven-like treehuggers and bring them industry! and ze flammenwerfer of course because they like trees so i dont XD
11:40 Legend has it there was once a second mesmer spec, but modern science has determined it was merely a mirage, a virtuoso mistaken for a different spec in the desert heat.
May not be the best, but it plays like a GW2 Mesmer. Chrono, spam wells on CD for buff uptime. Blades, spam CDs for Damage, Mirage, spam illusions, and finally an elite to replace mass invis.
NICE TRY UA-camR BUT ACTUALLY ENGINEER MAINS ARE NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL IF YOU WOULD HAVE PLAYED THE GAME FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES YOU WOULD KNOW THAT ENGINEER MAINS ARE ACTUALLY THE COOLEST PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER PLAYED
You forgot the second type of Necromancer looks 1. Is a death incarnate, half demon half doom, darkest edgiest dark that ever darkened the darkness 2. Is a Fuzzy wuzzy bunny pink cuteness, pinkest pink of them all
Being roasted by Lara on Friday the 13th is the best gift I could've ever asked for (I was laughing so much through this whole video. This is so funny)
I have a funny little story about the whole Necro "this blob is their friend" thing When I first started the game was in german so I leveled in german and only swapped to English at lvl 80, throught my journey I thought the shadow fiend (Schattenunhold) was shadow dog (Schattenhund) and when I swapped to english at first I read shadow fRiend. So I called him "Bello" which led to me naming all my minions for example: The Flesh Golem's name is "Isaac" cause he's also just a naked crying child trying to find a place in the world. I mean....inaccurate allegations!
I named my minions too. I thought I was alone. 😂 Blood Fiend - Halitosia Bone Minions - Canker & Sore Shadow Fiend - McCavity Golem - Tartar Dont really have a name for Bone Fiend and Wurm because I rarely use them.
There's 2 types of elems: you forgot the splashelem who hold onto their healer build, refusing to accept there's any other healer class that can compete (don't even mention "surpass") it. They started their journey 11 years ago, with just a staff and their F2 key, while the meta heal was gardian and are still there, with a staff _and a horn_ and twice the amount of F2 key, now that the meta heal builds are druid, mechanist or scourge. I'm one of those proud elems that will never betray the true essence of splashing their comrades-in-arm. o7
Lets be real. All those mesmer portalling are usually not mains, but alts parked on X JP / minidungeon. That being said, they do spend alot of time on them porting people and we do indeed love them for it
I feel called out on the second part of the ranger. I assimilate my pet, I devour its soul, and wear its flesh, only to slap that sweet opening and have 3x dps more than everyone else for the first 5 seconds, until I die and get outdps by the healer. But totally worth it.
as a guardian main who gets a do-gooder high off of hanging out in starting zones and giving new players bags / explaining controls to them.... yeah you got it lol. Gotta be bright and visible on the screen so they can see you for directions!
We guardians had our time close to the sun. In fact, we had it for so long that the aura of times passed still irradiates everything around us in a 20 mlie radius, shining bright and scorching out every semblance of non-believe. Also, guardians are still pretty good at basically everything.
Ok, you nailed me as a necromancer lol. Funny enough I use Shadow Abyss on EVERY OTHER CLASS except my Necromancer for some reason! Also, always tip your mesmer!
As a Ranger main, I never let my pets tank for me. I play Untamed and if so much as a dot touches Noot noot my precious pink bird, there will be hell to pay!!! *DOOM music intensifies*
I mainly play Thief, and I can attest that forced movement animation locking ourselves to death is 100% accurate. We're very squishy so when we can't dodge it can be lethal.
As a hunter I feel you are totally CORRECT, we love animals, big one small one skinny one, one that look.. dead? Ah, we don't talk about it, it is all good and pretty, now excuse me, I gotta throw my bear into the boss again
this was brilliant. I am recovering from a cold and when I got to Rev I laughed so hard I started coughing, and almost choked to death. 10/10 would almost die for Laranity vids again
As an Ele and Guardian main myself: yes, it’s totally true! And I never felt so offended by something I totally agree with. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time. Naaah, but seriously: Very good and funny video, Lara! It made my day better!
As someone who has been playing a lot of necro, I can tell you were spot on. When I see someone get one-shot my first thought is usually "mmmhhh I think I can tank that with my 2 and a half massive health bars" :D
And just when I thought your videos couldn't get any better, you drop a total banger. I laughed throughout the WHOLE video, it was incredibly funny, EXTREMELY WELL edited and your voice over?!? I love it. 10/10 doesn't even justify how good this video was. Thank you Lara, I had a great time watching your video ❤
Just some stats from the Mesmer front. Portaling 12h non stop grands you about 5g in tips. The average tip per player is about 3c. And yes, those infusions are nessesary otherwise the other players won't find the portal.
I haven't played in over 2 years and out of curiosity, I typed GW2 into the UA-cam search bar. This video was at that top and was extremely entertaining to watch. I am now actually thinking about playing again. Sub'd for future content. Keep up the great work!
Jokes on you, I used to play Rev and listen to nightcore while zerging in WvW! And now I main guardian... On the biggest Charr possible... oh... Damn it Lara, get it of my head! :D On another note, I would love to see a WvW-version of this topic. At least it looks like there are enough roamers bullying Lara lol
All of these are so accurate 😂 I feel called out by the engineer, the mesmer and the necro, but the other ones also feel spot on for what they're describing ^^ Amazing job, Lara! This was such a nice roast - a good balance of callouts and friendliness all around!
*Flamethrower + Stability* spoiled me so much as a new player that I barely learned how to dodge anything and cried after starting Heart of Thorns since I decided to go the chronological story order.
As a Mesmer main I can confirm, the whole "nice" persona is just an illusion to distract you from our vault stocks :3 All that brightness is actually from all the gold we carry around.
The part abt the warriors and them ignoring all the flashy stuff is too accurate … I sometimes even rant at the face of another shiny guardian that their gear seems to have been consuming a power compared to a small city … like chill guys , I wanna look at my monitor without squinting my eyes lmao Edit: omg , I scrolled thru comments .. where are other warrior mains ?!
sorry busy being boring...... (aka the only actual unique class in the game because there arnt that many of us 😉) also she banned all of us because of HAMMER SPB?
As a former necro main, I 100% agree on the dodge part. It was only when I found my second love (engineer) that I started dabbling in the art of the dodge. I mainly play scrapper though, so I still don't really dodge, because scrapper is tanky. But I do dabble.
As a Thief main I honestly can't imagine not dodging. Seriously, when I accidentally animation lock myself and can't dodge some power attack I just die. Hard to imagine things when you're dead.
1) Not at all how I play my ranger main. I play soulbeast so I don’t have to send my pet friend into battle, and still range from afar. 2) EXACTLY how I play my engineer, “flamethrower go *frrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffff.*”
I was an engineer main for years, but realized I was just the concept of the class but the fantasy that was in my head wasn't there in the game. Now I have grown to love the versatility of Hammer tempest.
In my experience there are actually two types of mesmer mains. The first is the type that you describe: friendly portalers who deserve nothing but kindness for the service they provide for the community. The second are chad mesmers who reach top dps on charts who wish they did more. My bros out there with no chill riding 30k dps on CMs!! But they are still friendly and sometimes even wholesome as you describe.
as a guardian main i absolutely agree that we love to be ott flashy. me personally i love the convenience of DH being the easiest class ever. stand on any mob, drop every aoe i have, and extra stuff like pulls and leaps if needed. we love living the easy life.
i'm so glad i found this video while trying to choose a class for my first time playing. i was already interested in checking out mesmer, but this sealed the deal. everybody else can focus on 'number go up,' i'm gonna be making the line go up instead with the fat tips i'll be raking in :3
I've been a Mesmer Main for 7 of the 8 years I've been playing and I don't really do Portals much but it's more to the point that I just cause enough Eye Damage to make any situation work by mashing AoE Skills with my Two-Hand Staff and occasionally switching to my Axe/Focus when I want to rip through a few Enemies.
me listening to the Guardian roast: "heh, I'm too allergic to grinding to have flashy gear. My character's pretty down to earth and I like deliberately simplifying her appearance to suit, you can't touch m-" Laranity: "maximum height charr, getting in everyone's way during jumping puzzles" me: "...ah :')"
As someone who mains a Charr Firebrand, I'm just here to chill out, talk shit about King Addled-Burn, and burn things to death. Oh, and laugh hysterically when I outrace people on the Clocktower JP during Halloween.
"Trying to complete that Meteor Shower - while standing in the middle of 20 aoe's" holy crap, I'm crying-laughing. Sub earned, this vid is HILARIOUS! 🤣
You missed a third type of Engineer, from my own personal experience: "Torbjorn/TF2 Engie mains who enter a bossfight and become an entire squad of machines"
wait... you are supposed to tip mesmers that teleport you to the end of jumping puzzle ? o.O I feel so bad now.. so many of them helped me so much through various jumping puzzles...i would still to this day be on a ledge in chalice of tears if there werent for a mesmer. - btw, Revenant main... not much into anime but i watched some good ones like Berserk or Claymore, or Dark Souls / Elden Ring games but that's not an anime although it seems that way sometimes.
that wvw thief discription is just too accurate, I'd just add annoyingly stealth inside keeps and sm... grrr... I'm a necro main and I agree with everything, and even though I die a lot cause I'm a bad fighter, I still don't know where my dodge button is... wait... maybe those two things are related... this video is hilarious, loved it!
Fun! I swapped from soulbeast to dps druid so I wouldn't have to worry about axe 5. There where a few other reasons as well, but those where less important.
I just fell in love with your character. and your accent. and your videos. Anyway, your necro tank commentary was spot on. I are the scary undead Norn Necro-tank. Your video editing is superb and actually makes me laugh out loud. 10/10
Haha 😂, its funny because it's true on so many points 😅 And the leeroy jenkins brought back memories. Reminded me of another video: the onyxia encouter: dots, more dots, ... welps on the left side 😢
I feel so exposed as an Engi main with Ele and Revenant traits (The music does something!) ....You're flamethrower goes "brrrrr", mine just emits manical laughter...I might want to get that checked.... But this was a great video, highly enjoyed it! 😁
The thief part is totally accurate. You mostly play pvp variations of the game because the class was made for it... even if you hate killing people (like me) you absolutely love the fact you can escape 5men party trying to catch you. And yes i never volunteer to do mechanics. Firstly, thief is very squishy. Secondly, all your skills are forcefully slotted with damage abilities so you feel like you came into instanced content on a wheelchair. Of course you want as few responsibilities as possible in such a condition. 100% accurate. Also... dagger 3 please don't throw me into oneshot or off the cliff... any of them... there's so many... :( i swear i'll touch you gently and only for a reason, just please please please be kind
yep my druid now has staff and the duel mace spec now built like a battle healer in this case forest survivalist vodka cures all things as both maces are the tankards XD
classic saying mesmer are angels for their portals....while ive been doing the same with my thief portals for years...not my fault nobody can see it :(
"There are two types of engineers"
I expected "400 iq holosmiths" and "stereotype mechanists", but laughed at the "flamethrower go blarg"
I was expecting turret enjoyers but it is what it is
same
i am engi main and my 1st "build" (if you can call it that) was flammenwerfer , sadly i didnt name my character hans. go to the elven-like treehuggers and bring them industry! and ze flammenwerfer of course because they like trees so i dont XD
Me too, because I am totally a flamethrower kind of engineer, it's just so much fun watching the world burn :D
I mean she's not wrong. Flamethrower does in fact go brrrr.
11:40 Legend has it there was once a second mesmer spec, but modern science has determined it was merely a mirage, a virtuoso mistaken for a different spec in the desert heat.
maybe I was the illusion all along
May not be the best, but it plays like a GW2 Mesmer. Chrono, spam wells on CD for buff uptime. Blades, spam CDs for Damage, Mirage, spam illusions, and finally an elite to replace mass invis.
NICE TRY UA-camR BUT ACTUALLY ENGINEER MAINS ARE NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL IF YOU WOULD HAVE PLAYED THE GAME FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES YOU WOULD KNOW THAT ENGINEER MAINS ARE ACTUALLY THE COOLEST PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER PLAYED
trueeeeee
Unless you're a Mechanist.
Scrapper my beloved@@Nilruin
Can confirm the helpfulness and and build tinkering, though.
Man I knew that flamethrower part was coming, it was literally the reason I made an engineer character in the first place lol.
It was the guardian's flame torch 5 for me 😂
I actually miss when Flamethrower Scrapper was meta in PvP. :(
It's actually true for me as well hahaha
[Pained Inhale] Yeah…She got me with that line too! I just wanna BE a jack of all trades and have cool gadgets~
me too
You forgot the second type of Necromancer looks
1. Is a death incarnate, half demon half doom, darkest edgiest dark that ever darkened the darkness
2. Is a Fuzzy wuzzy bunny pink cuteness, pinkest pink of them all
100% accurate expansion of the video's details
*Necro main*: Yes, yes this is all.... HEY WE HAVE SOME VERY VALID POINTS ABOUT THE CHANGES MADE TO EPIDEMIC, OK?!
Being roasted by Lara on Friday the 13th is the best gift I could've ever asked for (I was laughing so much through this whole video. This is so funny)
As a ranger main i died laughing at the canceling-axe5-to-dodge-aoe's part. It's just sooo true for me back in the days i played fractals and raids :D
That right there is the very reason I never played power ranger builds in group content.
@@artrayus3 I play Cele. Does wonders with one-handed weapons.
I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with
It's a game, you can't be offended.
Yeah ! It's like, yeah I totally get that.... And then she hit you with it and you're like GASP
@@spankyjeffro5320I don’t think you got the humor
How could I be offended by something accurate?
My main is a Necro with Shadow Abyss dye, Woad, and Equinox skins.
as a necro main i can confirm that shadow abyss dye was indeed the first dye i ever bought on my account and i will NOT stop using it on everything
As a new player starting necro, ty for showing me the way :)
You're right, us engineers are always there to correct people when they are wrong. It's a thankless job, seriously, no one ever thanks us.
as a mesmer main i feel so out of place not being a radioactive glowstick amongst my peers
I have a funny little story about the whole Necro "this blob is their friend" thing
When I first started the game was in german so I leveled in german and only swapped to English at lvl 80, throught my journey I thought the shadow fiend (Schattenunhold) was shadow dog (Schattenhund) and when I swapped to english at first I read shadow fRiend. So I called him "Bello" which led to me naming all my minions for example: The Flesh Golem's name is "Isaac" cause he's also just a naked crying child trying to find a place in the world.
I mean....inaccurate allegations!
Thats so cute, it should have been this way from the beginning xD (I mean, friend or puppy)
Look, at the end of the day, necromancer is a class about making friends
Just don't ask what their friends are made out of.
I named my minions too. I thought I was alone. 😂
Blood Fiend - Halitosia
Bone Minions - Canker & Sore
Shadow Fiend - McCavity
Golem - Tartar
Dont really have a name for Bone Fiend and Wurm because I rarely use them.
lol not a bad comparison with the flesh golem, ill try to keep that image next time i tell him to knock someone over
The soulbeast bit was too accurate. I didn't come here to be accused like that
My wife and I were watching and thinking none of this really applies to us, then you got to the 2nd type of Engineer...and I felt personally attacked
There's 2 types of elems: you forgot the splashelem who hold onto their healer build, refusing to accept there's any other healer class that can compete (don't even mention "surpass") it. They started their journey 11 years ago, with just a staff and their F2 key, while the meta heal was gardian and are still there, with a staff _and a horn_ and twice the amount of F2 key, now that the meta heal builds are druid, mechanist or scourge.
I'm one of those proud elems that will never betray the true essence of splashing their comrades-in-arm. o7
😂 just described me
Lets be real. All those mesmer portalling are usually not mains, but alts parked on X JP / minidungeon. That being said, they do spend alot of time on them porting people and we do indeed love them for it
I feel called out on the second part of the ranger.
I assimilate my pet, I devour its soul, and wear its flesh, only to slap that sweet opening and have 3x dps more than everyone else for the first 5 seconds, until I die and get outdps by the healer.
But totally worth it.
Joke’s on you, I chose my class with a random number generator
But you would reroll if you had chosen the wrong one.
as a guardian main who gets a do-gooder high off of hanging out in starting zones and giving new players bags / explaining controls to them.... yeah you got it lol. Gotta be bright and visible on the screen so they can see you for directions!
We guardians had our time close to the sun.
In fact, we had it for so long that the aura of times passed still irradiates everything around us in a 20 mlie radius, shining bright and scorching out every semblance of non-believe.
Also, guardians are still pretty good at basically everything.
Ok, you nailed me as a necromancer lol. Funny enough I use Shadow Abyss on EVERY OTHER CLASS except my Necromancer for some reason!
Also, always tip your mesmer!
As a Ranger main, I never let my pets tank for me. I play Untamed and if so much as a dot touches Noot noot my precious pink bird, there will be hell to pay!!! *DOOM music intensifies*
I mainly play Thief, and I can attest that forced movement animation locking ourselves to death is 100% accurate. We're very squishy so when we can't dodge it can be lethal.
What if we have one of every class maxed out?
No wait, don't tell me... Fashion Wars enthusiast.
As a hunter I feel you are totally CORRECT, we love animals, big one small one skinny one, one that look.. dead? Ah, we don't talk about it, it is all good and pretty, now excuse me, I gotta throw my bear into the boss again
this was brilliant. I am recovering from a cold and when I got to Rev I laughed so hard I started coughing, and almost choked to death. 10/10 would almost die for Laranity vids again
As an Ele and Guardian main myself: yes, it’s totally true!
And I never felt so offended by something I totally agree with. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time.
Naaah, but seriously: Very good and funny video, Lara! It made my day better!
Finished. What a fantastic video. I was smiling and giggling the whole way through. So well made too! Top tier video Lara.
Guardian main for life.
Same and she got the commander tag thing accurate too. I don't see things in lfg that I wanna do? Ok I'll tag up and list.
As someone who has been playing a lot of necro, I can tell you were spot on. When I see someone get one-shot my first thought is usually "mmmhhh I think I can tank that with my 2 and a half massive health bars" :D
Im a thief main there's nothing that you can say to expose me or roast me.
"You never volunteer to do mechanics"
"As long as you're alive"
oh. 😭
And just when I thought your videos couldn't get any better, you drop a total banger.
I laughed throughout the WHOLE video, it was incredibly funny, EXTREMELY WELL edited and your voice over?!? I love it.
10/10 doesn't even justify how good this video was. Thank you Lara, I had a great time watching your video ❤
Just some stats from the Mesmer front. Portaling 12h non stop grands you about 5g in tips. The average tip per player is about 3c. And yes, those infusions are nessesary otherwise the other players won't find the portal.
3c? i gave 1 whole G to a puzzle in genderran. am i got ripped off?
As an ele main whos actually uttered the words "dont rez me my 3 is almost up" I feel so hurt that they nerfed it.
I haven't played in over 2 years and out of curiosity, I typed GW2 into the UA-cam search bar. This video was at that top and was extremely entertaining to watch. I am now actually thinking about playing again. Sub'd for future content. Keep up the great work!
There are two types of Engineers:
Those who play Holo and Mech, and those who want Scrapper and Core to be viable as DPS without kits.
As a guardian main, i feel so exposed. Well done, great video!
i actually almost choked on my drink when you mentioned epidemic i was like damn wow you're pretty spot on with all of this then i just lost it
Jokes on you, I used to play Rev and listen to nightcore while zerging in WvW! And now I main guardian... On the biggest Charr possible... oh... Damn it Lara, get it of my head! :D
On another note, I would love to see a WvW-version of this topic. At least it looks like there are enough roamers bullying Lara lol
All of these are so accurate 😂 I feel called out by the engineer, the mesmer and the necro, but the other ones also feel spot on for what they're describing ^^ Amazing job, Lara! This was such a nice roast - a good balance of callouts and friendliness all around!
Very accurate indeed. Loved it. Now do one with the elite specs :P
Yesss elite spec roast!
Second health bar almost launched me from my chair, that was amazing. ...The Soulbeast slander was triggering though tysm.
As a warrior main that loves hammer SPB I feel called out! Too bad I can't be bothered to level up a new main, now I'm going to go bonk something!
As an engi main I actually expected worse. Like there were 0 mech jokes as well. Color me surprised. Now if you excuse me I gonna blast myself
lara trying to roast rangers: "uhhh... they like animals and do big damage"
*Flamethrower + Stability* spoiled me so much as a new player that I barely learned how to dodge anything and cried after starting Heart of Thorns since I decided to go the chronological story order.
When you started ranger I was like "ha! you got me wrong!" then you pulled out the tryhard Soulbeast and I was like "f*ck now she got me" lol.
As a Mesmer main I can confirm, the whole "nice" persona is just an illusion to distract you from our vault stocks :3
All that brightness is actually from all the gold we carry around.
The part abt the warriors and them ignoring all the flashy stuff is too accurate … I sometimes even rant at the face of another shiny guardian that their gear seems to have been consuming a power compared to a small city … like chill guys , I wanna look at my monitor without squinting my eyes lmao
Edit: omg , I scrolled thru comments .. where are other warrior mains ?!
Hi, Bro. Warrior Main here
sorry busy being boring...... (aka the only actual unique class in the game because there arnt that many of us 😉) also she banned all of us because of HAMMER SPB?
As a former necro main, I 100% agree on the dodge part. It was only when I found my second love (engineer) that I started dabbling in the art of the dodge. I mainly play scrapper though, so I still don't really dodge, because scrapper is tanky. But I do dabble.
As a Thief main I honestly can't imagine not dodging. Seriously, when I accidentally animation lock myself and can't dodge some power attack I just die. Hard to imagine things when you're dead.
1) Not at all how I play my ranger main. I play soulbeast so I don’t have to send my pet friend into battle, and still range from afar.
2) EXACTLY how I play my engineer, “flamethrower go *frrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffff.*”
The warrior tank bit hit very close to home not gonna lie
I was an engineer main for years, but realized I was just the concept of the class but the fantasy that was in my head wasn't there in the game. Now I have grown to love the versatility of Hammer tempest.
Im a proud Warrior Main and there is nothing wrong about it.
In my experience there are actually two types of mesmer mains.
The first is the type that you describe: friendly portalers who deserve nothing but kindness for the service they provide for the community.
The second are chad mesmers who reach top dps on charts who wish they did more. My bros out there with no chill riding 30k dps on CMs!! But they are still friendly and sometimes even wholesome as you describe.
"Your pets tank all the damage, and you stay back with your bow."
Me: (sweats in Unleashed Pet)
that horrific flying flesh minion? thats my buddy right there. second health bar...perfection lmao
as a guardian main i absolutely agree that we love to be ott flashy. me personally i love the convenience of DH being the easiest class ever. stand on any mob, drop every aoe i have, and extra stuff like pulls and leaps if needed. we love living the easy life.
i'm so glad i found this video while trying to choose a class for my first time playing. i was already interested in checking out mesmer, but this sealed the deal. everybody else can focus on 'number go up,' i'm gonna be making the line go up instead with the fat tips i'll be raking in :3
omg the old old reference of dagger 3! Loved it!
lol the sound effects when the max size guardian charr on the jumping puzzle might be the greatest piece of editing the world as ever seen.
I've been a Mesmer Main for 7 of the 8 years I've been playing and I don't really do Portals much but it's more to the point that I just cause enough Eye Damage to make any situation work by mashing AoE Skills with my Two-Hand Staff and occasionally switching to my Axe/Focus when I want to rip through a few Enemies.
9:22 My gear and fluffy mounts ARE ALL SHADOW ABYSS DYE. How did you know?! -Iksob Darkchaser
The guardian is too accurate, I even dyed my hair to match the flashy flames and infusions
"You're still salty that Epidemic got nerfed" I haven't played GW2 in years and you got me dead on lmao. Great video!
"Your rotation is like playing 3 pianos at once." Excellent, I'm stealing that XD
I've been there watching this elementalist dying and I loved it, you're a gift Lara
I think it's a little generous to say that people 'Do' Octovine. There's a lot of yelling and flailing, but it never turns out pretty.
Necro was too short. Perfectly accurate though. I was going "yeah it's me" by the Shadow Abyss part.
This was terrific. Even the shade cast on my main, Necromancer.
That warrior glam is awesome, so cute
When you play every class, not because you can't settle on a build given all your options, but because none of them are fun enough to main.
Now i want to see this, but about all of the elite specs, because they vary so much from the original theme and premise.
I'm actually impressed by how an 11 year old game is able to show such proper facial expressions
me listening to the Guardian roast: "heh, I'm too allergic to grinding to have flashy gear. My character's pretty down to earth and I like deliberately simplifying her appearance to suit, you can't touch m-"
Laranity: "maximum height charr, getting in everyone's way during jumping puzzles"
me: "...ah :')"
the guardian main callout was so fucking accurate I'm in TEARS laughing
Ele mains: Goes downstate in the first 20 seconds, then mist fog the moment you get rezzed
As someone who mains a Charr Firebrand, I'm just here to chill out, talk shit about King Addled-Burn, and burn things to death.
Oh, and laugh hysterically when I outrace people on the Clocktower JP during Halloween.
"Trying to complete that Meteor Shower - while standing in the middle of 20 aoe's" holy crap, I'm crying-laughing. Sub earned, this vid is HILARIOUS! 🤣
You missed a third type of Engineer, from my own personal experience: "Torbjorn/TF2 Engie mains who enter a bossfight and become an entire squad of machines"
wait... you are supposed to tip mesmers that teleport you to the end of jumping puzzle ? o.O
I feel so bad now.. so many of them helped me so much through various jumping puzzles...i would still to this day be on a ledge in chalice of tears if there werent for a mesmer.
- btw, Revenant main... not much into anime but i watched some good ones like Berserk or Claymore, or Dark Souls / Elden Ring games but that's not an anime although it seems that way sometimes.
Warrior mains: the amount of unga bunga has devolved their brains so much they have named themselves after a shoe
I felt seen by the necromancer introduction and I dropped to ROFL after „cut him some slack, he‘s going through some s#!t right now!“ 😂
As a warrior main: For others I am boring, but to myself: Haha, gun go boom.
"Necromancer: Your favorite dye, is shadow abyss dye."
...I resemble that remark.
Warriors have been waiting for the hammer to be good for a literal decade. I expect them to enjoy really it for one too.
Warriors are very proud of our class. And I will never shut up about my class. You're right.
that wvw thief discription is just too accurate, I'd just add annoyingly stealth inside keeps and sm... grrr...
I'm a necro main and I agree with everything, and even though I die a lot cause I'm a bad fighter, I still don't know where my dodge button is... wait... maybe those two things are related...
this video is hilarious, loved it!
Fun! I swapped from soulbeast to dps druid so I wouldn't have to worry about axe 5. There where a few other reasons as well, but those where less important.
The two types of engineers are actually 'I actually like kits' and 'kits are cringe'
I just fell in love with your character. and your accent. and your videos. Anyway, your necro tank commentary was spot on. I are the scary undead Norn Necro-tank. Your video editing is superb and actually makes me laugh out loud. 10/10
"two types of rangers" looks away in untamed main running into all danger with unleashed hammer 1 with life steal 😅
Haha 😂, its funny because it's true on so many points 😅
And the leeroy jenkins brought back memories. Reminded me of another video: the onyxia encouter: dots, more dots, ... welps on the left side 😢
I feel so exposed as an Engi main with Ele and Revenant traits (The music does something!) ....You're flamethrower goes "brrrrr", mine just emits manical laughter...I might want to get that checked....
But this was a great video, highly enjoyed it! 😁
The thief part is totally accurate. You mostly play pvp variations of the game because the class was made for it... even if you hate killing people (like me) you absolutely love the fact you can escape 5men party trying to catch you.
And yes i never volunteer to do mechanics. Firstly, thief is very squishy. Secondly, all your skills are forcefully slotted with damage abilities so you feel like you came into instanced content on a wheelchair. Of course you want as few responsibilities as possible in such a condition. 100% accurate.
Also... dagger 3 please don't throw me into oneshot or off the cliff... any of them... there's so many... :( i swear i'll touch you gently and only for a reason, just please please please be kind
Dont forget that Mesmer 99% of the time uses a purple dye on their gear. If I see another black/purple Virtouso…. *sighs in skritt*
This is way too accurate than it has any reason to be XD
Elementalists are litterally just " I don't care how big the room is, I cast FIREBALL "
Ofc I'm one of those as well
I play ranger, and I used to be that tryhard soulbeast. But now I've grown and matured into the much more refined condi dps druid.
yep my druid now has staff and the duel mace spec now built like a battle healer in this case forest survivalist vodka cures all things as both maces are the tankards XD
classic saying mesmer are angels for their portals....while ive been doing the same with my thief portals for years...not my fault nobody can see it :(