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When Dudes Say They're 'Street Smart'
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- Опубліковано 5 гру 2021
- Ft @TrevorWallace The boys are Street Smart Dude it's a different thing mind your business ok.
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This guy never lights his cigarette, so he never has to buy another pack......Street Smarts!
Oh man! Now that is Defo street!
Also- bum every cigarette you smoke so you never have to buy a pack- street smarts
Based and brilliant.
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This is the greatest crossover event in history
I didn't even know that guy will check him out
@@RobotischeHilfe him and a bunch of his friends all have UA-cam channels, mostly comedy skits, check out cherdleys as well, Trevor's in almost every one of those videos.
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Bro
Came here to say this.
Most “street smarts” seems like being able to come up with temporary solutions to permanent self inflicted problems, and thinking it’s cool.
Fair point
Sometimes.
I dont know I think it's more of knowing how humans work. You could be the smartest person in the books and haven't a clue what someone is going to do to u next. I guess read a room type if thing.
STREET SMARTS
Sounds like a book smart smart of thinking, wouldn't make it on the streets yo
Seriously I had a roomie once who did the Amazon trick at least twice a year. Then he moved, ordered some stuff to be delivered to the old address, reported it as missing for the refund, and tried to get me to mail the stuff to his new place. I said, "hell no" and kept it.
STREET SMARTS!
Or say “it never showed up” 😆
I want that damn toaster, dude! We had a deal.
Damn you couldn't do your roommate a solid thts messed up, not like he stole from you
@@goldtiger9453 The dude was also paying a Filipina like $5/hr to cold call old people and convince them to sell their house to him. Then he tried to set up a business that included getting middle school kids to send him dance videos. Yeah sorry I refused to help him.
@@jamesrogers1554 that friend of yours is going places
Places like the jail
I've been around dudes like this, especially when I was younger. Some of the older dudes in the neighborhood would talk like this. They're still in that neighborhood talking like this. 😂😂
That's their lane in life. Lol
Yup, even can hear it when they write a FB post. Same bad spelling and either every other word has a period with no spaces, or it's one large run-on sentence. I also love the photos they upload of whatever they have on the table. 🤣
@@brandish4952 Two wheels on the shoulder and two in the ditch.
STREET SMARTS
But do they know a guy?
“Only date MILFs, that’s how you get senior tickets to movies” yo I’m dead 💀
I would've said GILF but maybe that's pushing it 😂
"I saw paw patrol for Half Price"
Cougars is where it's at. No kids, all sugars yours. That's how ur bois living, STREET SMART!
*No birth control needed*
Well, he did get to see Paw Patrol for free. Oh, SNAP!
You don’t even need to own a car to get free coffee at any tire change place, if they ask any questions just tell’em you’re waiting for the guys to finish up the 4 door.
STREET SMARTS!!!
You don't even need to own a car, just walk up to valet and take the car. Streetsmarts!
Breakfast is no different especially wearing work clothes and going to a hotel with a bunch of work trucks. Landed a good job that way too.
My man Kyle knows what's what about four doors.
Yo, the way Thraxton talks without looking at the camera makes this feel legit. We all have that friend that doesn't make much eye contact while talking, because he is busy surveying all directions, looking out for cops or opps.
It's also an unconsious reaction for many people to being dishonest, which fits perfectly.
"Street Smarts."
It happens to with guys fapping a lot and secretly in love with your girlfriend.
Do we all have that friend?
If a guy doesn't look you in the eye whule he's conversing with you it either means he's gay or he's lying
This reminds me one time when I was 18...wasn't rolling with the best people and this guy on probation called a local landscaping company in September for a job. He sounded like an idiot using slang talk...saying things like "I'm just trying to get in on that work" "I'm about making the paper" etc. etc....the owner on the phone was so confused and taken aback. He eventually figured out the kid needed a job and all he said was "It's September....next month is the off season....call back next year, wait don't call back" lmao some of the funniest shit I've ever witnessed.
haters gon' hate
Land smarts!
that’s exactly how i imagine people who unironically call money “paper”
Reminds me of every roofer I know who “graduated from the School of Hard Knocks” and can “sell ice to eskimos.”
Yep
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Roofer of 6 years and still make more than anyone I went to school with 🤷♀️
@@brandongillette35 Good for you. They are all probably just fine making less and not working in roofing, but I’m glad you guys are fairly compensated for doing a tough job.
What's wrong with roofing? It too hard or you too soft?
"yo did you take my lighter?"
"Nah" *gives a head nod to the camera*
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just about the only useful thing to know although just about everyone learns it after making the first mistake, if someone needs a lighter you just hold up the lighter and let the lean in to light up dont let them use it solo. most dont actually want to steal your lighter (they're cheap af) but it's an unconscious reaction to lighting up a smoke for most to put the lighter back in your pocket and well, if you have your own in your pocket basically everyday it just happens
@@goranpersson7726 ive never thought of that, but that actually makes sense!
Can't be underpaid if you don't have a job..STREET SMART!
I ended up with a drug addiction after a skiing accident, and I honestly can't tell you how many people I met EXACTLY like this. The clothing, education, bizarre bragging, just... Ryan & co are so weirdly legitimate in every video they make lol.
I am also street smart. I know my different kinds of roads. Interstates, state highways, gravel roads, bridges, entrance and exit ramps, etc
Do you know the composition of the street my dude? We talking cement or asphalt? How stable is the foundation? Pshhhh you aint know nothin kid.
That's Streets Smarts.
No, you are road clever.
As someone that was always one hustle away from getting kicked out of the dump motel I lived in I can relate and warn people to stay away from people that talk like this. They'll need your shower, your bicycle, your girl, your wallet and worst of all that other bed. Oh yeah, they'll phuck up every chance you get trying to get a job almost like it's on purpose.
People like that are always trying to get something for nothing so if you have something they'll try to get that for nothing as well.
I legit worked with a guy exactly like Trevor haha. The only difference was he had a whispy mustache 🤣🤣🤣
The molestache 😆😂🤣
I think many of us have known a dude or two who act like this. This brought back memories. 😂
Gangbangers won't ask for change if they think you're Hitler! Street Smarts!
“Dude before google I used to give so many people directions” I don’t know why but I felt that hahahahha
Meanwhile if you ever hit them up to hit up "the guy they know" he either ain't answering or can't come through.
For real, one of my life goals is to be the guy that can honestly say "I know a guy for that" about literally anything.
Dude, don't be that guy
Reminds me of 'How I met your mother' ... Barney had a guy for everthing ua-cam.com/video/ZWCOjtGK6jk/v-deo.html
@@someperson9999 don’t have loads of personal connections that can bail you out of a multitude of problems?
Great advice.
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@@fioredeutchmark or maybe learn skills yourself
@@ksander_9712 cant have every skill always helps to know a guy
What a great collab, congrats to you both
Lol this kid is fucking hilarious
is that you momma raven? momma raven for prom queen.
Holy shit the collab of the century… Trevor Wallace just got bumped up 10 notches in my book
“Postmates got here? Shh no it didn’t” -actual gold
Funny you mention the continental breakfast. I used to be a breakfast attendant at a hotel many years ago. There was a man who would come in close to opening. He would always greet us and be friendly, and nobody thought anything of it. Then someone pointed out that he had been here for a long time. He turned out to be homeless and was taking advantage of the food.
The funny thing is you guys still have better vocabulary than people with "street smarts" 🤣
If u don't have a job u don't need to pay taxes
#StreetSmarts 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why pay for toilet paper when you can just take it from public bathrooms? Street smarts.
Save your McDonald's cup and walk into a Burger King to always get free refills. STREET SMARTS!
Bruh thats some homeless shit fr
@@Zerospawnn STREET SMARTS
@@Zerospawnn not if your in latin america
I was drinking in Taco Bell once and a Drug Addict started staring at me.. I binned my cup etc.. When finished and this guy started abusing me..
He claimed that I should have known that him staring at me meant that I had to give him my empty cup so that he could get a free drink..
@@zakofrx well now you know. STREET SMARTS!
Everyone with street smarts is proud of it and looks down on book smart people. Those book smart people don't live on the street, so they don't need street smarts. The book smarts keep them off the street.
Every parent I know is street smart when it comes to “kids eat free” night.
I use to be homeless when I was 15-18 and this video is accurate AF
2:36 Wait, they know who their dads are?
That makes them the street smartest smarties on the street.
The smartiest street smarties
I thought the joke was that they were using fake FB accounts to get disability
If you don't know who your dad is, just say he's in prison, and there's a good chance it's correct. Or he's hiding from child support. Or in prison for refusing to pay child support.
You two boys gotta run with this one, could be the next trailer park boys.Not kidding, this is legit hilarious.
I could definitely see a series being based on these characters.
They need their own Bubbles..
Deeeecent!
The charge you 10% thing made me laugh my ass off. Always hear that kind of hustle with people street smart.
🤣🤣🤣 the mc'rib is always on the menu, you just gotta know somebody 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"never smile Infront of a stranger. Thats how you make yourself a target" starting this video I had no idea id agree with anything in it lmaoo
Yeah I heard that and thought that's actually a good one. Might tell my kids.
A friend of mine in Brooklyn literally gave me that advice when I last visited, smiling on the subways is an invitation for people to start messing with you, it's just a true piece of advice lol
Oh nah Ryan AND Trevor Wallace, this video is a banger
This reminds me of the guy who knows the age of consent in every state by heart
Looks like Christmas came early
Street smarts
Better than me coming early as usual.
This guy is the funniest person on UA-cam
My dad did an experiment when he kept tract of how often he got his lighters back and which ones and found out that you are less likely to "lose" a lighter if you get a pink one.
I'd still pocket the pink lighter. I'm not trying to take your lighter, it's just a habit
Ryan cannot miss XD
He keeps topping himself
PAUSE
He keeps topping himself off
I wish I could top myself
Not the only thing he tops.
@@DJDeezNutz Don't we all
Holly shit... i never knew how bad i wanted this collab until now
I did the math with my book smarts, they saved a total of $43. Well played gentlemen
I want a boyscast with this guy as a guest!
THIS
He looks like he might have twitter opinions, it would still be nice tho.
Just been working lost prevention for a couple of months now for a couple of extra bucks and...
God this is so accurate.
Street smarts seems to be mostly having connections and knowing how to take advantage of people. 2:05 But you paid some amount of money north of zero to see Paw Patrol, as a grown man.
Somebody asks you for Money
"oh, you lookin fo Monnie, (point to a ghetto) Monnie, prolly over there"
"Street Smarts"
Ryan, this has to be my favorite video you've done. I also truly enjoyed the simp court one. So hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
Me: oh that dude has a smooth voice and a good tempo when speaking
The guy: a white rapper with 2 million followers.
Actually couldnt tell he was white, thanks bro i got nervous
Is he a rapper?
You two together is a dream team. Thraxton had me crying at the bat
I knew a few people like this when I was younger. Completely accurate.
Trevor actually looks like a lot of "street smart" guys that I knew.
It has to be a genetic thing, because I thought the same thing.
Learned a lot. Thank you.
Wrote it all down in my notebook: "Things To Know When I'll Escape This Dungeon".
Now I feel good about being teased for being street stupid.
AAAHH my two favorite comedians on UA-cam!! This is the collab I KNEW I needed!
This is the crossover we've all been waiting for. This was great, thanks guys.
I'm street smart and book smart. I sold a bunch of drugs to pay for my school debt and then did all the drugs I bought from myself.
"I got a stimulus cheque BEFORE the pandemic!"
“Welfare”
STREET SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was the best part 😂😂😂😂
you know if you walk in to taco bell instead of the drive though you always get enough hot sauce -street smarts!
Please please PLEASE do more collaborations. This was perfect.
Ryan and Trevor producing content together-now I can go to boot camp in peace knowing I have seen the cutting edge of low brow comedy.
I've definitely gone for the free continental breakfast. Street smarts.
So glad you guys teamed up! Love both of you!
Damn nice collab Ryan
OMFG I HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED IT YET, AND ALREADY KNOW THIS IS THE MOST LEGENDARY COLAB OF ALL TIME LOL
Rolled up a blunt with celery! At first I laughed... then I was like... Street smarts!
Did not expect this collab!! Two of my favorite funny guys
02:50: "If you open up that third eye there are tons of words you can rhyme with orange: Soaringe, door hinge, lozenge... Street smarts."
Soaringe! 🤣
Because they are all low key hip hop geniuses waiting to be discovered
Street smarts 💫
The duo we all needed. I would pay good money to see both of them doing improv at a comedy club.
These are the type of dudes that either remain unemployed for their entire life or work shit paying jobs but somehow still get by pretty well.
Legend!!! He stole his lighter while teaching others not to borrow a lighter😂😂
Epic collaboration wasn't expecting this at all!!
The amount of cigarettes not smoked in this video is brilliant.
As a non-native speaker, I hardly understand anything but it all sounds and looks funny.
Put the captions on.
I had a roommate exactly like this. He trashed my place, broke my patio window, left his blunts and cigarette buts on the living room rug, smashed in my wall, offered me his connections to drugs and alchohol, smoked his blunts inside, blasted his music from 12am to 5am just cause, said that he has worked a couple odd jobs here and there and paid four months of rent somehow it being 700 bucks.
I knew several of this guy, I went to school with them, until they dropped out and went to the special kid school, but still showed up at the other school to see if people remember them.
Danny looking real different this week
This guy never drinks his beer so he never has to buy another one…. Street Smarts
We need a Cherdley and Ryan collabo.
Never using those two words as a compliment again haha, great video!
The collab we didn't know we needed
"Street smarts" is just code for "I'm an idiot but I want to be special at something"
I freaking love this videos
Loved it. You right on the money with those too
Holy shit this collab is huge
It is? Never seen the other guy
@@exia7777 Trevor Wallace is funny as fuck. Some of my favs is his videos "fuckbois in the wild" and "is it chill if I chill here"
No one ever gives the lighter back
Best collab ever! Make more vids guys!
"little over an hour if you need human" lol
It's hard to get street smart when your mom picks out your skit outfits.
Hunter talking about crack...nope, never seen that before.😏😂
Let's go Brandon!
I've been waiting for this collab for the longest time!
Lmao this collab is great awesome video
For me, 'street smart' means you know how to read a map.
I love your comedy and... there's one thing you said that I really do think is just plain smart; that's don't smile at strangers in a city, Seriously makes you a target and I still don't know why. Also, never talk openly about money, turn your rings around ladies so they can't see that you have any diamonds (real or not) always watch your 6, look more at the ground than anything else, if someone's acting crazy- one up them, don't count money leaving a store or a casino, if asked for any items, you don't have it (cigarette, quarter etc) cuz next thing you know, you got someone's shopping list. Don't film crimes happening openly or you'll get Elijah Shaffer'd and the I'll save the best for last...
DON'T EVEN VISIT ONE OF THE LIBERAL SHIT HOLES SORO FUNDED PLACES UNLESS IT'S DIRE.
Sincerely,
A former Philadelphia resident
‘Seems to me your streets ahead’
-Creed, probably
"It’s called living in a big city." - Seth Rogen -
@@newerest1 its a real knife fight out there
Strret Smartz.
" look more at the ground than anything else", Nah, that's not right. Look straight ahead, walk briskly, look like you know where you're going. Looking down makes you look like you're a tourist just wandering about. You either want to blend in or not look like an easy mark; Looking down makes you look like you are avoiding eye contact, timid, & not in a hurry. Looking like you are too busy to fuck with them is what you want to do.
A collab much needed!
That lighter bum at the end. 😂 we all know that one guy.
Damn this skit is so funny. Reminds me of every dude I went to high school with.
Street smart: A term used for and from people with an IQ under 3 digits.
Yo man don't be telling us your IQ.
This,
the entirety of "i am not books smart, but I am street smart" saying is just pure copium
Street smart: only important to those who need it, ie the ones with no actual smart.
We found ourselves the "book smart" folk.
@@nate7778 "book smart," a term pejoratively meant to imply that one knows nothing but that which he read from a book, except that the only significance is that he CAN read a book.
The comedy duo I never knew I needed so much
I spend half my work shift returning items off the shelf on the register. Pocket the cash....street smarts.