The Sith who was LITERALLY too Angry to Die
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- Опубліковано 27 бер 2021
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Basically the opposite of rage quitting.
Rage living.
Rage staying.
what is life but rage persevering
Rage Winning.
@@Indomitable this is the best one
Yoda: Sith can't be immortal
Scion: Hold my beer.
Nhilus: Hold my beer.
Palpatine: Hold my plot armor and bad writing.
i mean even the Nhilus and Scion immortally had catches
Lol plot armor and bad writing? Doofus you don’t know star wars
@@blvckghost8406 I think they were referring to RoS. “Somehow, palpatine returned”
@@bennettbt8864 The idea that Palpatine had learned how to transfer his conscience between bodies and he had clones of himself ready in case ever got killed had already been explored many years earlier in the expanded universe though, Disney didn't make that up. As was the fact the wasn't even the first Sith to do it, he learned it from Vitiate.
Palpatine was a historian of the Sith and he became so powerful because learned everything he could about his predecessors. Unlike other Sith like, say, Darth Maul, who were idiots who just wanted to hack and slash and usually ended up dying young.
@@BigUriel yea, but absolutely none of it was established in disney canon until four months after RoS. It was such a tack on idea with no nuance. Definitely wasnt what JJ planned during TFA.
Sion was so angry because he forgot to cancel his Disney+ subscription...
Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics.
Hey, gotta watch The Falcon and The Winter Soldier!
There's a lot of good stuff in the streaming service, though, old cartoons and movies notwithstanding.
Of course, I disagree with some of the pointless censorship and political correctness (just deem The Lady and The Tramp and Peter Pan period pieces and call it a day!).
How do you know?!
@@darthsion4638 I know because that would left me angry too xD
Jedi: Its over Sion, weve striked you down hundreds of times, die already.
Sion: What if, just listen, what if.... I didn't die.
Epic troll.
@The Raging Gamer on PS4 A scratch? Yer bloody arm is off!
Jedi: it’s over Sion, we’ve struck you down hundreds of times, die already
Sion: no u
@The Raging Gamer on PS4
Tis but a flesh wound!
*No, I don't think I will.*
"i cannot die death is a concept invented by the jedi"
😆
Death is propaganda!
I don't evan know how to spell it...
Darth Trump LMAO
Meatcanyon universe is cannon. Convince me otherwise
Normies: There's no way Darth Maul could've survived being cut in half. It's physically impossible for someone to survive that kind of injury.
Sion: Cut in half? I didn't release I'd come during amateur hour.
Jedi Outcast had a Dark Jedi who was cut in half and just learned to fly to make up for the lack of legs.
Not to mention if a human like Anakin can survive severe burns for an extended period of time through channelling the dark side fuelled by hatred with it having already been spelt out by Palpatine that "the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some can consider to be unnatural" I really don't get why so many have a gripe with a Zabrak with significantly different biology like Maul managing to survive being bisected long enough to find a life-saving prosthetic (especially when there's already been rare cases of humans having survived similar injuries for an extended period of time in real life through sheer will).
*realize
Wahaha. The comment we needed so bad. Yeah that's the point. Though I wasn't a fan of bringing back Maul but people have no idea about other Sith Lords who did much more serious shit.
@@Janoha17 That was Jedi Knight 1.
All the sith are too something to die
Darth Sion’s too angry
Darth Nhihilus is too addicted to planets
Darth Sidious is too powerful
And The Senate is too corrupt
Darth Vader: too strong to die
Sidious was too greedy.
Dooku: Too naive.
@Yair Correa sorry I’ll delete it. My response to jokes even if they’re obviously jokes is to use facts
Darth Tyrannus was too classy to die
I like the idea that all the Sith have Titles like Darth Sion the Lord of pain or Darth Plagues the wise
Darth Nihilus the Lord of Hunger
How about Darths Bane, Zannah, Tenebrous, Sidious, and Vader?
It's something the Jedi wouldn't tell you.
@@michaelandreipalon359 Darth Vader means Dark Father I believe
@@michaelandreipalon359 Darth sidious the cunning
Darth Vader the enraged
Jedi Master: *finally cuts down some ugly Sith Marauder that's just killed like 50 of his best knights* "Why do I hear Boss music?"
Darth Sion: *you done fucked up now*.
*His body dies*
Him: na I don’t feel like it
His Body: ._.
His organs: OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST DIE ALREADY!!!
Him: hmmmm..... Nah
Sounds about right
Nihilus: a walking wound in the force
Sion: a literal walking wound that’s pissed
Also stuff like this is why I like legends material over whatever Disney tries to sell us.
“Too angry to die?” Was DoomSlayer a Sith?
They’d be awesome! Horrifying, but AWESOME!
There is a beta version of glory kills from doom 2016, one of which the slayer uses the force, literally, to crush an imp. And it. Is. AWESOME!
Was thinking Kratos as a Sith myself but Doomslayer is a great fit too
Goblin Slayer(the character) is probably one as well then.
He will always be Doomguy to me!
@@geetslys They need to have Slayer and Guy meet up and avenge all the Daisy's in the multiverse
Darth Sion like Maul just needs a hug and some friends
Heres a hug for you big guy sorry it’s thousands of years to late
He got it from Mittra Suurik and then he died
I think he could use a teddy to go along with that hug and friends.
This is the saddest thing and most accurate
He needs Squishmallows.
*Fun fact:* Darth Sion appeared in The Force Unleashed as a playable character in the free-to-play version. His design in that game is just BADASS
Of course he was...
He almost looks like
pinhead (minus the pins)
From the hell raiser series
XD
Pics or it didn't happen
@@Corsair2092gaming I believe that the Hd 3D model on the video is him
I did not think free to play games existed yet when The Force Unleashed came out.
Darth Sion:*too angry to die*
Doomslayer: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!
The Doom Slayer wins, since he's still alive (I think) even after the events of Doom Eternal+The Ancient Gods.
The doomslayer is more powerful than anything in the star wars universe abaloth doesn't count because he is from outside the Galaxy and the force can't see him
@@michaelandreipalon359 But it doesn't mean Doomslayer can kill Dart Sion.
No one can kill him.
@@theorcamafia Except Doomslayer isnt that powerful, just a really strong soldier. Also, "Abeloth" isn't from outside of the Star Wars galaxy, SHE is very much from within the galaxy, and is very much a part of the Force, and can be sensed through the Force. She even uses it.
Doom slayer isn't just a normal soldier, he is blessed by the divinity machine and basically as powerful as god.
The symbol he wears isn't his, it is the mark of the beast and the sign of a primevil. A primevil is essentially a god and are so powerful that a universe can only contain one, so they are spread across multiple.
They are able to become more powerful by killing and never have to rest, eat or drink. The ultimate primevil also known as Devaad or the dark lord is the most powerful and was only bested by his son known as the father.
This is the basic run down of some of what they could do.
The doom Slayer is one of them due to the divinity machine, it has very specific requirements in a person, but it can grant the rank of primevil.
The doom slayer is exceptionally powerful due to him constantly killing demons for eons (remember he gets more powerful the more he kills).
He became so powerful that he could crush the life sphere of the father with minimal effort and kill devaad who is the creator of all life (basically god).
The only reason he can die to a zombie and his punches don't do anything is because of gameplay mechanics. If he was as strong in the game as he is in lore, the game would last 5 minutes so they have to nerf him in gameplay.
Obi-Wan: If there's one thing we've learned from the Sith is that they are persistent, they will not die.
Sadly true. The only way to end all this is when the Star Wars' galaxy, if not the entire universe, finally decays into nothingness.
Even lopping off their heads isn't a 100% guarantee
"My young Padawan, Sith deal in absolutes. And the tale of Sion is the tale of an absolutely pissed Sith."
That's just weak writing like bringing back an x man from death because we're too lazy to make new characters.
That's an absolute Obi-wan. Only Sith deal in absolutes. Is Obi-wan a Sith now?
Both Darth Sion and Darth Nhihilus are really awesome in their own right. Darth Nhihilus can literally devours planets and has a cool mask while Darth Sion is literally to angry to die and looks really scary.
So badass he didnt even need cybernetics like 99% of all other Sith who live long enough
They are also both deconstructions of Darth Vader.
"If you're about to die, just say no. Death can't legally take you without your consent." -Sion, probably
If you think about it he is what all Sith want to be. They accept anger, hate and pain, they dont mind physical deformities and damage and they seek physical immortality. Not a perfect Sith, but damn close
Reminds me of a Sideous quote.
"There is a price for power but it is a price no true sith would hesitate to pay"
I couldn't find where I heard it so the quote might be a bit inaccurate.
@@thomas19406 It may have been Plagueis to Palpatine
"The Dark Side is a sickness, but it is a sickness no true Sith would wish to be cured of".
I remember that one
@@ABadassDragon that's the one
My mind: "not a perfect sith but a good man"
Wait no that doesn't work.
And the damage they take only further fuels their rage which keeps them going. Thats where vader and sions source of strength come from.
this man is literally the embodiment of woke up and chose violence
Padme: sad, dies
Sion: angry, survives multiple "fatal" wounds
Looking at his body I really think we need better words than fatal.
Choose anger over despair. It's always stronger.
Death: "It's time to go"
Sion: NO
"Was I a good sith?"
Not today
Well. Death from puss in boots finally got good oppunent
Im just imagining him fighting Durge, two unkillable jedi killers fighting each other for eternity
Darth Sion: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
The odd thing about,is that Sion quite possible found peace and by let himself to die, he went to the light side, after all he wasn't trying to kill Meetra, he just didn't want her to face Kreia.
Yeah bc he loved her
He committed die because he loved meetra
While Sion had nothing to live for in the end and was in constant pain, at least he retained some sense of self compared to being a hungry force of nature like Nihilus.
That's why Scion is the more interesting character of the 2. Nihilus, while shit tons more powerful in terms of sheer order of magnitude, has practically been rendered a mindless beast who gave completely into a raw, vastly amplified animalistic instinct. Scion, on the other hand, managed to cling to reason & thus still has a personality, instead of just being a raw seven sins made flesh.
Before I played the game I thought I was going to prefer Nihilus, but Sion got a proper personality, he is more than just a Sith, more than just a mass murderer, more than his eternal pain. He realizes that Traya had manipulated him, he resents it and when ordered to bring the Exile, he does everything in his power to keep her away from suffering a similar fate. Forget Vader, Sion had a redemptive sacrifice worth a damn.
That title description. I was 99% sure this was going to be about my ex.
This dude.
Shaak Ti: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
Darth Sion: My fury ensures that no one can strike me down!
Doomslayer: Oh cool, you too?
Asura: join the club
When I bought kotor 2 in '06 with my buddy, he LOVED how Nihilous looked on the cover. I thought he looked like an evil Mickey Mouse, so to pester my buddy, I kept calling Nihilous Darth Mickey.
Little did we know
UA-cam: before you can watch this video you have to watch a 5 second add then a 15 second ad-
Me: *furiously opening and closing the video till I get no adds* No
Has anyone ever tried to sever his head from his body? Or would his body still act on his desires like his head was never separated from it?
That would probably do it...
I mean if he can fuse his bones back together on command I’d imagine he can just fuse his head back on.
Deadpool with Hulk’s anger problems
Do you think a severed head can stop me? Try throwing me into a sun, that would be new... and interesting.
That would probably do a lot to make sure that he stays dead... longer than he usually would. He still needs his body in (mostly) one piece to consider himself alive after all, & losing his head would mean losing the senses he has on his head, inconveniencing him long enough to make sure that he either gets completely destroyed or securely contained. The jedi, however, for most part, would never consider severing heads in combat as an option, partially due to they considering the act unnecessary, & partially because the inherent savagery & brutality of the act would lead them closer to the dark side.
reminds me of the attack of the dead men, the russians were literally too angry to die
A man of culture I see
@@KumaoftheForest indeed
@@KumaoftheForest get a room
Unlikely. The primary reason that made that charge at all possible was that chemical weapons had still been a very new method of warfare at that point, to the point of being unknown to the russians exposed to those first attacks. As such, they didn't know they were dying. With most of the pain receptors in their bodies already destroyed, they perceived their slow demise through a confused haze more than anything. Their charge wasn't so much anger-driven as it was mostly just them being addled by a gradual shortage of oxygen due to their lungs being well on the way to dissolving. They probably felt drunk more than anything, barely able to understand much of anything as they slowly succumbed. If they had known they were dying, who knows what they would have done. But since they didn't know, they obediently followed orders before proceeding to die quietly.
@@morrythemorr3800 -🤓
Exar Kun pops onto the screen, sudden thunder clap heard from window behind me.
Talk about timing...
I got to say, to get out of the craziness of today's world coming to these videos and looking at the comments sure does take my mind off of the stressful stuff and I enjoy how fans interact sharing their thoughts and opinions and ideas it's really cool.
The God Damn BlackWatch Approves.
Sion is the only proof that Sith play by Video Game Logic, boi was just endlessly respawning immediately.
As for Sion and Nihilus - both were original characters - but in the end Nihilus was way more dangerous than Sion - in terms of possible devastation Nihilus was more capable by mere his presence.
Sion is a better Sith he has reasoning and still has a sense of self Nihlus however has neither of those and is therefor a weaker Sith
@@wintertrooper7918 Well i was judging their destructive potential not how well they fitted into sith ideology per say - in the end Kreia said both of them were failures both as sith and her own puppils. And on top of that what it meant to be "Sith" was also not set in stone - their own view on that also changed over time - that is for eg why they stopped making sith artifacts later on - as as for first Sith's - Those were signs of their power - and later on Sith belived the power should come only from themselves - thus they stopped making artifacts.
Only a Scotsman could harbour so much aggro that he'd refuse to die 😂
Treya voice actress is amazing love her voice
Yeah, why didn't she continue on her voice acting in other video games and cartoons?
@Paulo Eusebio a little yes
Breaking news : *Man literally too angry to die.*
Could you imagine Sion as a twitter girl?
The force: "Time for you to accept death."
Sion, again: "No❤"
@OriginalGangsterGrow My brain is indeed weird like that
I can imagine Nhilius' parents thinking why he eats so much while he was a kid.
And Sions parents wondering why es always in an angry mood
Darth sion “it’s not a phase mom”
It's like a more extreme version of what happened with Maul, how hw kept his spider form together after being cut in half. Kept alive by the dark side.
I like the idea that, despite WANTING immortality, no Sith wanted to touch Sion simply because they found him horrifying. Like "yeah sure, we want to live forever, but not like that."
"Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic" ~a certain bad-ass Mercenary
Me dies
Someone at my funeral: yeah I sold his Xbox to afford this funeral
Me: the Sith Lord Who to angry to die
nice
awesome
Asura from Asura's wrath-
"I am glad to have a brother, swinging that cool LIGHTSABER."
The intro with Kreia just roasting the absolute shit out of Sion is just…. *chefs kiss*
Sion: *exists*
Doomslayer: *visibly sweating*
Just yesterday, I named & modelled my eso character after sion. Then geets uploads a video about him.
*insert kenobi visible happiness meme here*
Jedi: we killed him finally
Scion: did you think killing me was enough to make me die
This just in: Sith lord is just too fucking angry to die
He hated the idea of treya breaking meetra so with all his fear and anger he tried to stop meetra but he was destined to finally rest by her hands
I think Darth Maul and Maw also used rage to survive being cut in half.
Love this game...I wanted a part 3 very bad
Yes, but what material would they use for the third game? They kinda used up the best ideas in the duology and, in some ways, The Old Republic.
@@michaelandreipalon359 Well, they still have Meetra Surik's handful of jedi apprentices & the whole wound in the Force thingy to expand upon. Exploring a Force anomaly through the eyes of those taught by the one most affected by said anomaly & the only one to have successfully risen above it, would be an interesting breakaway from the usual light vs dark, Jedi vs Sith dichotomy.
Awesome video! The dark side always seems to have the more interesting lore. Also, you would think after thousands of years, the republic would have super advanced technology, but it seems like everything you see during the prequel’s is the same as it was in the old republic
I think the dark side tends to be more interesting because you really have to justify why someone would go to such extremes for a cause that is presumably and unjustifiably evil and sometimes you have to justify it.
I mean, the Galaxy basically fell apart during the New Sith Wars. All the tech we see in the Prequels is probably the result of a Renaissance in the Republic.
No wonder Maul survived.
I always want led a UA-camr to do a topic about sion he is so unique and still so much we don't know
angry edge lord nine year old: rage quits
darth sion: peace quits
Scottish anger is a real thing.
I know nothing about star wars outside of the kylo ren meme but this video was so good I watched it all the way through
dude was cracked (literally)
Yay! Tha real Geetsly is back!
Vader: my burns leave me in constant agony, but at least I get to soak in a bacta tank when I'm not working.
Scion: that's cute.
There was an amusing 'easter egg'/nod to the gallery from Bioware in Mass Effect. A rather ineffective Turian spectre begins Sheppard's induction into the group but is killed by the primary antagonist almost at once. He is called 'Nihlus'... His face paint is also rather similar to Darth Nihilus' mask.
To some extent the Spectres are the Jedi of Mass Effect, although they do not have magic powers beyond the inherent psionic ability of the individual recruit, nor do they have sword fights with their enemies. They are far more likely to nuke the site from orbit and get on with their day.
Love Darth Sion definitely in my top 5 sith! My favorite sith being Darth Malgus I even named my dog 🐶 malgus!
The slayer: *happy angry aneurysm sounds*
Queen Elizabeth II: Maybe I am a Sith.
Death: say goodbye. It’s time to go
Sion: can’t touch this
We seriously need a Nihilus and Sion movie or Tv show.
Yeah we do, the old sith lords were so interesting, I'd love to hear more about Darth Traya myself.
It seems to me that the old sith Lords were more powerful than the new one's are. I mean Nihilus could force drain entire planets and Sion was unable to be killed. Treya seems pretty awesome too.
@@shimonsimmons3270 indeed they were, which if you think about it, blows bane's rule of two theory out of the water.
But it is what it is, we can look to the future and hope these legends are explored further.
That's a good point about the Rule of Two.
@@shimonsimmons3270 right?
The whole 'if there are many, our collective power is weakened'.
Buuuuut~ in this era there were many sith, some even stronger than bane
That literally sounds like most of my ROTC Battalion during COVID-19
Yikes. Are they still kicking?
Obi Wan: i have higher ground
Darth Sion: i dont give a fuck. i have ANGER ground
Bro is the embodiment of black air force energy.
Yes I have been waiting for this one
:)
Why do a get Kratos vibes from this guy? He deserves his own game.
I would’ve kept living as a Sith Lord to discover more of what is unknown
Alternate title:
Immortal Sith Lord dies simping for a Jedi.
Duels a chick a couple times, Simps to his death right after
w0w he wanted to die but couldn't. sounds like my 14 year old cousin lol
Wait what?
Those games need a remaster. Or for a single player kotor 3...as much as I enjoyed swtor I would have preferred to not have to have an internet connection for it.
Dude, you have no idea how many times I got mad at being booted off the Flashpoint because of an internet disconnect. And right when I was about done.
YES
"Why won't you die!?"
"Dark Side, son. It hardened in response to my anger.
Its over, you cant kill me Jedi"
He took "turn that mindset into a grindset," way to literally.
Love your videos!
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@@geetslys i meant like... this was the first comment.... also I really love your videos!
Yay
I just like how the description just says and yes he’s Scottish
Man the intro of your videos always brings back a wave of nostalgia.
Too bad he didn't oof Kreia at the start of the game
I mean he woulda just shown up in the sequel trilogy and axed Rey lol
🖤🖤
This reminds me of the reason anakin stayed awake during that whole lava burning scene until sidous came.Apparently anakin was to mad to pass out.
"Your time has come, my son. Let go."
"No."
Just like me. I’m too angry to quit UA-cam haha
Darth Sion is basically that boss that has 100 health bars and gets stronger each time you empty a bar
Kreia: To have fallen so far and learned nothing, that is your failure.
Sion: Tell that to Kanjiclub
This guy does the 'too angry to die' better than Maul
"I ain't got time to die"
Vader is basically Sion. He was kept alive through the force, Luke broke vader to the light, and ultimately died.
Jedi: an exiled Jedi which can use her powers without the force
This guy: man literally too angry to die
man rlly said no to death
Had Amaranthe limitless (after 30 seconds) playing in the background quietly while watching this and the mix of music and the video worked really really well
Damn...imagine being in excruciating pain 24/7
This guy looks really pissed. Lol
Wow, “cooler of the two”, shots fired dude.