Worst Console Ever Made - Rerez

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  • @rerez
    @rerez  9 років тому +543

    Hey everybody! Check out the sequel to this video about the second version of the Wireless 60! ua-cam.com/video/5qiRCU0SCTs/v-deo.html

    • @P0V3RTY09
      @P0V3RTY09 9 років тому +4

      +Rerez Go smile is a clone of a game I had on C=64 called Oil's Well.....or something like that...it's been so long ago.

    • @gamesthatiplay9083
      @gamesthatiplay9083 9 років тому +3

      +Rerez I started thinking about the third world countries these things are made and sold in.

    • @gamesthatiplay9083
      @gamesthatiplay9083 9 років тому +1

      *****
      Wow I haven't heard the word chode since the SNES was new. Super Nintendo Entertainment System For those who don't know... but still watch Retroware.

    • @gamesthatiplay9083
      @gamesthatiplay9083 9 років тому

      Well that escalated to a silly level.

    • @Asseetah
      @Asseetah 9 років тому +1

      +momerat 99 you're fucking stupid.

  • @flyingfish1138
    @flyingfish1138 5 років тому +1865

    Therapist: Okay rerez, tell me where your trauma began so I can help you.
    Rerez: It all began on June 22, 2013, when I reviewed my first worst console...

    • @Xr_nx
      @Xr_nx 5 років тому +78

      therapist:What was its name?
      Rerez:The Wireless 60.
      Therapist:I'm sorry for the pain you went through

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 5 років тому +71

      [[X3r0_n4x05] ]
      Rerez: it was the wireless 60.
      Therapist: *breaks down crying in PTSD*

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 5 років тому +36

      Ironically, that's the same day I finished another year of school. What a great way to recover from extended torture.

    • @qwwerty77uioop11
      @qwwerty77uioop11 5 років тому +4

      @@flyingfish1138 Jiggly!

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 5 років тому +3

      Addison Carson Yep, my main in smash Bros ultimate!

  • @prizegotti
    @prizegotti 5 років тому +668

    I watched the last clip with the sheep about a hundred times, you selected the correct haystack. That game cheated you out of the win.

    • @skyjack1
      @skyjack1 4 роки тому +70

      It’s almost as if the devs don’t know how to code…

    • @rainthesomber
      @rainthesomber 4 роки тому +77

      I KNEW I WASN'T LOSING MY MIND I rewatched that a dozen times because I had the correct answer but when he clicked it the sheep wasn't there which had me confused.

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, I was confused too.

    • @reddragoon2423
      @reddragoon2423 4 роки тому +22

      I slowed the video down to the slowest speed to make sure i had it right

    • @tyminator8176
      @tyminator8176 2 роки тому +7

      Wow, that's bullshit

  • @PichuTheCheerio
    @PichuTheCheerio 5 років тому +481

    I found the actual company that made this. It's "Jungletac". They also made a console named the "Chintendo Vii".
    EDIT: They actually collaborated with Sega once.

    • @angelitatavaresspindola813
      @angelitatavaresspindola813 4 роки тому +2

      Wat

    • @rynmaymay9309
      @rynmaymay9309 4 роки тому +35

      It's actually true, Jungletac made a console called the Reactor and it came with officially licensed genesis games from sega alongside games from other zone consoles

    • @angelitatavaresspindola813
      @angelitatavaresspindola813 4 роки тому +6

      Wait *_W H A T_*

    • @gamedrop4076
      @gamedrop4076 4 роки тому +11

      I think Chintendo Vii was reviewed by Conner The Wafle.

    • @TwisterzX0_VIII
      @TwisterzX0_VIII 4 роки тому +4

      Wait did they just collab with Sega-

  • @Strawbawii
    @Strawbawii 5 років тому +902

    I like how every next sequel to this, he loses his sanity

    • @slades_salad
      @slades_salad 5 років тому +40

      shane: whats a sanity

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 4 роки тому +24

      "Did you review a bad console?"
      "All i review are bad consoles"

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 роки тому +14

      He seems pretty sane in the recent Worst Console Review! By sane I mean he's really trying his hardest to keep it together! XD

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 роки тому +3

      The Joker movie is getting a sequel?

    • @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686
      @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 3 роки тому +2

      Going into shitty things is like the Cythulu Mythos. The more you know, the more insane you become.

  • @ToastWoomy
    @ToastWoomy 5 років тому +390

    Hey Shane. I remember watching this in 2013 and laughing my ass off. Decided to re watch it. Thanks for all the memories. One day, you should revisit this beast.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +156

      ....maybe

    • @ToastWoomy
      @ToastWoomy 4 роки тому +21

      Rerez Thanks Shane for responding! If you do, I’m prepared to see how much more crazy you’ve gotten since and how much you could possibly appreciate this over the others you’ve seen

    • @alisongarvey431
      @alisongarvey431 4 роки тому +7

      AND WE HAVE A WINNER HERE!!!!

    • @gameshock2916
      @gameshock2916 3 роки тому +11

      @@rerez Well, then you're opening yourself up to revisit the Wireless Air 60. Think about it. How about that new Soulja Boy game console that is coming out soon?

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +3

      @@gameshock2916 there’s a new one?!😅

  • @calvinskithepolishamerican7524
    @calvinskithepolishamerican7524 4 роки тому +151

    Oh 2013 Shane, so young, so innocent.
    You could never have comprehended how deep this rabbit hole would take you.

  • @jacksonholder2987
    @jacksonholder2987 8 років тому +435

    When I was a child, I saw this in a sears Christmas catalogue. Since I didn't know better, and thought 60 games in one was great for something that looked vaguely like the Wii, I immediately wanted it.
    Everyday I thank* my parents for not buying me this awful "game console"

    • @TheCanThatCantBeOpened
      @TheCanThatCantBeOpened 8 років тому +6

      Thank*

    • @jacksonholder2987
      @jacksonholder2987 8 років тому

      noobmanpie Thank you.

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 8 років тому

      rip xD

    • @sincitysinner9239
      @sincitysinner9239 7 років тому +26

      It's amazing just how many of these god awful plug and play and ripoff consoles there actually are. Before UA-camrs like Rerez, JonTron, and Pro Jared I was completely oblivious to the plug and play/ripoff console market, but it turns out there are literally hundreds of these piles of shit.

    • @kurco2905
      @kurco2905 6 років тому +1

      I thank your parents for not buying this too

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 5 років тому +459

    This was where Rerez started to slowly go insane.
    Hope he doesn’t go Board James on us...

    • @andreidarius365
      @andreidarius365 5 років тому +35

      It was the phone!

    • @Pistolintheface
      @Pistolintheface 5 років тому +41

      @@andreidarius365 IT WAS THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @booognish
      @booognish 5 років тому +33

      I love AVGN. He’s the OG of all this stuff

    • @multimeter2859
      @multimeter2859 5 років тому +18

      He's gonna go Flat Earth on us.

    • @NMarxx
      @NMarxx 4 роки тому +7

      He’s gonna go TURBO!

  • @Auksey
    @Auksey 10 років тому +68

    16:00 "You just push one button to swim higher. That's it. You avoid obstacles for eternity."
    turn this concept into a pixelated shitty mobile game with a bird instead of a fish and the mindless crowd will love it.

    • @gmaninthusa
      @gmaninthusa 10 років тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing about flappy bird

    • @user-gk1mp1zk7n
      @user-gk1mp1zk7n 2 роки тому +1

      For some reason that's now at 14:02

    • @absoultethings4213
      @absoultethings4213 2 роки тому

      @@user-gk1mp1zk7n thanks lad

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Рік тому

      I think it's more akin to some helicopter game that I can't remember the title of, not Flappy Bird.

  • @megafudge280
    @megafudge280 8 років тому +464

    Aww man WiNi was my favorite system. Wario land galexy 4 was so good.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 років тому +62

    That’s really strange that they’d actually be nice enough to explain that the console does not compare to any of the current gen consoles. You’d think they’d want to trick people.

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 Рік тому

      They do want to trick people. That’s why it’s in small print in the back

  • @spyrothedragon658
    @spyrothedragon658 5 років тому +748

    This was my very first rerez episode ☺

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 5 років тому +6

      It was my second or third(first was Worst Plug n Play 2)

    • @BossXygman
      @BossXygman 5 років тому +2

      Mine too

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 5 років тому +6

      this is my first rerez ep
      (notice the word choice, this is my first time watching rerez)

    • @BenLogterman
      @BenLogterman 5 років тому +1

      Same here!

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 5 років тому +1

      Literally my first EP from Rerez was his review on the Air 60

  • @Abdielll_13
    @Abdielll_13 4 роки тому +101

    AVGN: "Another space shooter?!"
    Rerez: "Another Breakout clone!"

  • @Wflash00
    @Wflash00 6 років тому +73

    I swear that hide and seek game totally bothers me that you got it wrong. You had it dead on, and it said it was wrong. I even watched the video in reverse to confirm it

    • @Bladethird
      @Bladethird 6 років тому +6

      I swear something was wrong with that too. He got it right.

    • @Kalkbrenner
      @Kalkbrenner 6 років тому +10

      He did get it right. The game's a filthy cheater.

  • @12Lime
    @12Lime Рік тому +21

    Happy 10 years to the worst ever series. This video would eventually lead to the longest running series in Rerez history and an identity that would become respected today. I was about to start middle school when this came out. Now 10 years later, I am 3 semesters away from getting my computer science degree and I watched the whole journey. Thanks for the content Rerez, hope you do something special this year to celebrate your most important series.

  • @mnooper
    @mnooper 7 років тому +87

    18:53 "i think most of the enemies are the same..."
    i dont remember kirby and jigglypuff being bomberman enemies

    • @Seven71987
      @Seven71987 3 роки тому

      Do You Know that Kirby and Jigglypuff a Spin-Off of Yoshi and Pikachu?

    • @BlankA.D
      @BlankA.D 3 місяці тому

      He said *most*

    • @mnooper
      @mnooper 3 місяці тому

      @@BlankA.D hey man i made this comment seven years ago i think we just gotta let some things be sometimes

    • @BlankA.D
      @BlankA.D 3 місяці тому

      @@mnooper damn I didn’t think you’d actually reply

  • @nyodesu
    @nyodesu 8 років тому +109

    11:42
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? That's just cruel. First Link, then Mario, then Kirby, and then...NESS!?

    • @the-brunette-amitie3730
      @the-brunette-amitie3730 8 років тому +3

      ikr?

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 років тому +12

      And pokemon if you watch the ice climber game there is Buneary sprites in it

    • @Rain-od6oc
      @Rain-od6oc 8 років тому +2

      Jason Miller Bruh

    • @bitelaserkhalif
      @bitelaserkhalif 8 років тому +5

      Jason Miller also on 18:48 jigglypuff (not shiny perhaps pallete madness) and kirby

    • @CivicDice
      @CivicDice 8 років тому +7

      Bunieary from pokemon were the enemys in ice climber

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 5 років тому +126

    **hears SpongeBob music**
    This is gonna be a good video.

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 5 років тому +11

      Fun fact: It was actually Ren & Stimpy music first, but where that show didn't last super long, SpongeBob would take both music and a few different writing cues from R&S, and became Nick's big hit.

    • @Turbo_1701
      @Turbo_1701 5 років тому

      My first wasn't Spongebob, it was Yogscast :D

    • @PersimmonHurmo
      @PersimmonHurmo 5 років тому

      @@AeridesEntertainment no it's SpongeBob exclusive

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 роки тому

      Remember what Mr. Krabs says "The money is always right"

    • @nmuniz2
      @nmuniz2 4 роки тому

      Tinestamp plz

  • @Tibbykibby
    @Tibbykibby 4 роки тому +16

    As much as I enjoy the others in the series, this’ll always be my favorite. I always feel super cozy watching it, like wrapping yourself in a blanket by a window during a rainstorm

  • @grendelfly83
    @grendelfly83 2 місяці тому +6

    4:53 He now joins us in Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

  • @veryy_berryy
    @veryy_berryy 10 років тому +404

    0:56 WiNi? Really? WiNi??????!!!! THAT"S THE BEST WII KNOCKOFF NAME THEY CAN MAKE? *Facepalms hard. Harder than anyone can in the world*

    • @BlueJayBlues
      @BlueJayBlues 10 років тому +23

      Maybe call it a Wee-Wee? (I'm sorry, it just came to me)

    • @veryy_berryy
      @veryy_berryy 10 років тому +9

      You know what, I'm so hungry, that I'll eat a Wi-Ni from WI-Nsnithzel.

    • @HalEmmerichOtacon
      @HalEmmerichOtacon 10 років тому +9

      The should have called it the WAAAA like it's called in Christmas shopper simulator. XD

    • @kingcobra429
      @kingcobra429 10 років тому +2

      *****
      Should be called Wee-Nee

    • @kingcobra429
      @kingcobra429 10 років тому +4

      KingCobra42
      Or Wee-ney

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 5 років тому +49

    WCE 1: *calmly reviews the games*
    WCE now: REEEEEEEEE

  • @MartinGarcia-ok5hb
    @MartinGarcia-ok5hb 5 років тому +313

    Worst console ever..... Stadia says hello, lol

    • @jimmyneutron8682
      @jimmyneutron8682 5 років тому +43

      Martin Garcia uNLike ConSolEs SaDIa dOEsNT TaKE Up AnY sPACe.
      STADIA!!!

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 років тому +3

      Nope, not even that is the worst.

    • @davidbermudez7704
      @davidbermudez7704 5 років тому +8

      Martin Garcia
      Stadia isn’t that bad unless of course you got a 300 Mbs WiFi connection

    • @mysryuza
      @mysryuza 5 років тому +21

      Virtual Boy >>>>> Stadia

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 років тому +3

      @@mysryuza too far

  • @therockinggoomba
    @therockinggoomba 6 років тому +35

    "Milk Mania"
    ...
    "around 7,000 years ago"
    "One drink changed the world
    "And for 7,000 years"
    "We have milked countless cows"

  • @wintertheampharos4725
    @wintertheampharos4725 6 років тому +126

    “It’s one thing to have bad motion controls, but it’s another thing to have fake motion controls.” Projared

    • @aidan.2263
      @aidan.2263 5 років тому +5

      wintertheAmpharos oof not a great person to quote

    • @what_have_you_done
      @what_have_you_done 5 років тому +24

      @@aidan.2263 are you sure about that?

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому +6

      @@what_have_you_done Yes he sure about that.

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames 4 роки тому +5

      Aidan H. Oh really?

    • @miky9504
      @miky9504 4 роки тому +3

      Cody Smith
      REALLY?!

  • @justanaverageguy912
    @justanaverageguy912 9 років тому +7

    i really like your voice and i love your no-nonsense reviews that dont waste unnecessary time on pointless overlong jokes.
    the information density is high, but at the same time it is very accessible and stuff. really great style, exactly what i needed :)

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 5 років тому +9

    I have an unbelievable amount of nostalgia for this video ❤️ thank you Rerez for creating a truly memorable and entertaining video

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 4 роки тому +8

    It feels good to come back to the gem and see how far he’s come and how insane he has become
    This was my first Rerez Video and now I love watching this dude

  • @EnixTurnix
    @EnixTurnix 10 років тому +19

    The quality of your video's are done very professionally man, your voice, the editing and the way you structured your video's making you a very enjoyable reviewer :) I'll be subbing to you and I hope to see some more great videos from ya.
    By the way you deserve a lot more subscribers than 16k

    • @rerez
      @rerez  10 років тому +5

      Thank you for the kind words! :)

  • @Masterge77
    @Masterge77 6 років тому +146

    I see Zelda, Earthbound, Pokemon and Disney graphics being used in this plug-n-play console. Seriously, is there a single plug-n-play console that DOESN'T have nothing but pirated games that recreate or use assets from existing, copyrighted games or are glitchy beyond belief? I don't think there is.

    • @AE86ofMtAkina
      @AE86ofMtAkina 5 років тому +4

      NES/SNES classic

    • @antssaar863
      @antssaar863 5 років тому +4

      Vtech smile and leapster leapfrog (or much any leapster console)... but beware.. playing these is known to cause brain damage XD

    • @hhs_leviathan
      @hhs_leviathan 5 років тому

      I recall having a 16 bit American Football game mat with AV cables which you controlled by stepping on the mat to run and shaking the plastic pigskin it came with to throw...
      It was alright, although I don't have it anymore...

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 5 років тому

      Any real console as long as 2-3 cables and longish loading times is plug and play

    • @tomfriendly2412
      @tomfriendly2412 5 років тому +3

      Star Wars plug n' play.

  • @h3xnightmare791
    @h3xnightmare791 Рік тому +7

    I remember watching this video when i was 11, been a fan ever since. I'm almost 20 now and coming back to this makes me so nostalgic. Thanks Shane.

  • @Flashlight237
    @Flashlight237 3 роки тому +14

    Hey. Just so you know, there are timestamp errors in the video. Here are the timestamps:
    1:16 *12 Sports Games Intro*
    2:28 Baseball
    3:49 Basketball
    4:05 Boxing
    4:17 Bowling
    4:37 Fishing (NO!)
    4:40 Darts
    4:54 Tennis
    5:14 Ping-Pong
    5:23 Golf
    5:32 Pool
    5:50 Dancing
    5:52 Sea World
    6:13 *48 Action Games Intro/Warning Label*
    6:52 Auto-X
    7:19 Deep Storm
    7:33 Dream Bubble
    8:16 Fire Fighter
    8:32 Hero Legend
    8:44 Jewel Fever 2
    8:59 Mr. Onion
    9:17 The Lost World
    9:44 Totally Jet
    9:55 Pop Ball
    10:15 Go-Kart
    10:24 Sodoku
    10:31 Lightning Plan
    11:05 Find Pairs
    11:18 Rapid Stream
    11:25 Finger Dancing
    11:46 Slot Machines!
    12:10 Casino Game Lightning Round
    12:26 Jewel Master 2
    12:39 Motor Rally 2
    12:53 Speed Runner
    13:10 Dragon
    13:25 Treasure Hunt
    13:30 Ice Climber
    13:52 Coocking Chaos
    14:08 Starry Night
    14:26 Potion Commotion
    14:34 Loco-Coconuts
    14:51 Surf Adventure
    15:05 Egg Collector
    15:10 Find the Way
    15:26 Go, Smile
    15:47 Magic Jelly
    16:08 Pinball Fish
    16:14 Bump Jump
    16:21 Zippy Frogger
    16:31 Crazy Addition
    16:46 Defense Mission
    17:00 Bomb Hero
    17:19 Ballroom Bonanza
    17:37 Milk Mania
    17:42 Puzzle Pop
    17:51 Pearls
    17:55 Hide and Seek
    18:29 *Shane's Final Thoughts*

  • @bastiaan0741
    @bastiaan0741 7 років тому +41

    12:40
    Correct. They are ripping off U.N. Squadron.

  • @ceruulean_tbh
    @ceruulean_tbh 5 років тому +80

    3:08
    The face you make when you're about to face your worst nightmare.
    7:59
    The face you make when you're about to die, because of said worst nightmare.

    • @kevinpacheco3303
      @kevinpacheco3303 5 років тому

      ECreepie899 piggy backing off this comment, does anybody know the music that plays around 3:08 ??? Thanks in advance!

    • @jacecochran7225
      @jacecochran7225 4 роки тому +1

      @@kevinpacheco3303 Clockwork Orange Theme rerez version

  • @redm91
    @redm91 5 років тому +16

    Amazing hearing this dude before he went insane looking at bad console

  • @EsmeMarion
    @EsmeMarion 8 років тому +106

    Oh joy, I always wanted to play a knockoff Ice Climber where killer Buneary are after you :P

    • @dudearnav
      @dudearnav 6 років тому +3

      I wanted to play a Mario knockoff where he crushes Pokémon instead of Goombas and Red instead of Bowser

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 5 років тому +2

      Dude Arnav well if you wanna buy a Pokémon bootleg, I hear PETA has a site full of that stuff. Pokémon Black and Blue’s title screen is gonna haunt me through life.

  • @dackjazy2661
    @dackjazy2661 8 років тому +123

    1:15 thought I was watching an old yogscast video

    • @swordoftheend_
      @swordoftheend_ 8 років тому

      YES

    • @swordoftheend_
      @swordoftheend_ 8 років тому +6

      TEKKIT JAFFA FACTORY IS BOSS. Now they suck balls.

    • @mattfurer2387
      @mattfurer2387 8 років тому

      +PhillyDude654 I agree, like WTF

    • @sirtiberius1083
      @sirtiberius1083 8 років тому +1

      I think that song is from Ren and Stimpy.

    • @whaliin
      @whaliin 8 років тому

      Dack Jazy FUCK the nostalgia!!!

  • @MEGHAPSEY
    @MEGHAPSEY 9 років тому +10

    I'm not even a minute into the video yet, but oh my goodness that sound quality on your mic is amazing.

  • @Tahngarthor
    @Tahngarthor 5 років тому +27

    "Fantastabad." I'm going to start saying this all the time now. lol

  • @Hydra_X9K_Music
    @Hydra_X9K_Music 8 років тому +56

    18:45 Bomb Hero. A game where you blow up Kirbys and yellow Jigglypufs with bombs. Brilliant.

  • @rerez
    @rerez  10 років тому +120

    Gintautas Eisrodas That is really cool! I had no idea such a product was produced! :D

    • @digitalcasanova
      @digitalcasanova 10 років тому +17

      its a wii knock-off that your grandparents would confuse with the real thing,
      you can buy these CVS pharmacies, THESE CONSOLES ARE SHIT.

    • @osamamohammad5639
      @osamamohammad5639 10 років тому +6

      wireless60 is just trying to make wii's baseball

    • @osamamohammad5639
      @osamamohammad5639 10 років тому +2

      not only baseball nearly everything

    • @digitalcasanova
      @digitalcasanova 10 років тому +1

      Thanks

    • @digitalcasanova
      @digitalcasanova 10 років тому

      Gamefan1092 XD

  • @seabit253
    @seabit253 8 років тому +169

    15:35
    Buneary? WHAT.

    • @mr.noonlight8048
      @mr.noonlight8048 7 років тому +15

      CactusErebittsu
      18:47 And Jigglypuff?

    • @justarandomgamer6309
      @justarandomgamer6309 7 років тому +6

      Mr. Roblox there was a jigglypuff there as well

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 6 років тому +2

      and 8:41
      Scott Pilgrim???

    • @renegade1298
      @renegade1298 6 років тому

      CactusErebittsu oh shit whaddup

    • @gymleadergaius5680
      @gymleadergaius5680 6 років тому +1

      @@whosthat3388ellow jugglypuff and orange Kirby? what?

  • @SentinelDX0720
    @SentinelDX0720 Рік тому +4

    This series is already 10 years old? Who knew pain and suffering could go by so fast.

  • @ukl33
    @ukl33 8 років тому +23

    I don't recall Bomberman having Kirby and Jigglypuff as enemies :P

  • @IronDizaster
    @IronDizaster 7 років тому +33

    I can imagine a conversation between parent and a child like this:
    " Mom please I want to get SNES on christmas! "
    " Nah, that's too expensive. Why not get a wireless60 instead? It comes with 60 games aswell, and is way cheaper "

  • @DataDrain02
    @DataDrain02 10 років тому +25

    There's a little interesting detail you missed in some of the games.
    The enemies in "Ice Climber" are Buneary... which are Pokemon, yet another thing stolen from a Nintendo game.
    Also, in Surf Adventure... I COULD be wrong, but I think the player character is... Goemon? From Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon? Yet another sprite lifted from a game... this time, Konami.
    In Defence Mission, I THINK the enemies are soldiers from Advanced Wars? I could be wrong, I haven't played those games. But they remind me greatly of the Assist Trophy in Brawl....
    Also, I THINK the enemies in the Bomber Man clone... might be Kirby, and a recolored Jigglypuff, which just seems cruel to me to blow up.
    That's all I noticed in the stolen sprites department that weren't mentioned... I'm sure someone else will notice more then I did.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  10 років тому +2

      I think you are pretty much right on every single point! :)

    • @iraklismg
      @iraklismg 10 років тому +2

      Also in Cooking Chaos,you control the mice from the movie Cinderella and the two blue birds are also from the same film.
      Altho i may be wrong about controlling the same mice,they dont look like their movie counterparts,but as the birds are the same i feel like they are just poorly immitated from the movie.

  • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
    @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 5 років тому +21

    I actually remember playing "Fire Fighter" on a DVD player with a NES emulator as a kid, it was tons of fun! Now I have my doubts if this was a licensed game from Nintendo.

    • @johnvalle0130
      @johnvalle0130 3 роки тому +1

      I guess it wasnt

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Рік тому +1

      Oh my god, it wouldn’t happen to the the same kind of DVD player Rerez reviewed recently…? The series comes full circle!

    • @shatteredham7_576
      @shatteredham7_576 Рік тому +1

      ​@@justanotheryoutubechannelthe buyee?

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Рік тому +1

      @@shatteredham7_576 Yeah, that’s the only dvd nes emulator I’ve ever seen.

  • @DergSol
    @DergSol 4 роки тому +4

    17:56 Okay you can NOT tell me that sheep wasn’t in that haystack

  • @General_X
    @General_X 6 років тому +42

    And the only game you gave them some credit for CLEARLY screwed up on the animation lol, you picked the correct haystack and it said you were wrong 🤣

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 5 років тому +4

      I was about to say, the only game he gives any credit, and even it starts pulling some bull.

  • @sam46422
    @sam46422 5 років тому +24

    6:29 HAPPY DARTS; YOU'LL NEVER WIN

  • @6Pc.ChickenMcnobody
    @6Pc.ChickenMcnobody 2 роки тому +2

    I know I'm VERY late to the party here, but boy... there is SO much love in this video. From the detailed description of each horrible game to the awesome version of the Clockwork Orange theme, every aspect of this is well-considered and entertaining.

  • @salamandersaladman7831
    @salamandersaladman7831 6 років тому +14

    I couldn't stop crying this video is so powerful!

  • @PixelReaper
    @PixelReaper 8 місяців тому +3

    This video is pure NOSTALGIA 10 years later

  • @NekroGGRE
    @NekroGGRE 8 років тому +31

    They may suck, But if you took a time machine and delivered it to someone back in the Atari days, their minds would of been blown.

    • @ripsaw2
      @ripsaw2 6 років тому +4

      They would have thought it looked cool, but it's controls are way to shit to play properly. They would take the hardware from this system and then implement it into better consoles to make amazing

    • @NinjakX
      @NinjakX 4 роки тому

      They would go back to the Atari it was much better especially the 7800

  • @DangoUnchained8649
    @DangoUnchained8649 2 роки тому +7

    1:00 What happened to the segment where you explain what the Wireless 60 console itself is? I remember watching this 5 years ago and it was there, but now it seems to have been cut out of the video entirely. It goes from you revealing the name of the console to introducing the 12 sports games

  • @sSpirit
    @sSpirit 9 років тому +65

    We always hear about the worst knock-off consoles... but what about the best?
    _Starts searching_

    • @plant4143
      @plant4143 9 років тому +12

      「Saiyan Spirit 」 *No such thing exists*

    • @giddf1458
      @giddf1458 9 років тому +3

      「Saiyan Spirit 」 Cough Cough PC Cough Cough

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 9 років тому +3

      「Saiyan Spirit 」 The "best" knock-off console? Well, I assume it would just be one of those machines with pirated/emulated NES roms or something. Not sure if that counts though.

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 9 років тому

      ***** made by nintendo

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 9 років тому +5

      David Li pc is not a console

  • @sparkedbox
    @sparkedbox 6 років тому +15

    This was actually the first ever video I watched on UA-cam, so for this, I thank thee

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum 6 років тому +7

    13:03
    In Rapid Stream you can see the floating mine from the Metal Slug series.
    15:35
    The Ice Climber game uses a sprite of Buneary from Pokemon.

  • @Jamie-yp7qz
    @Jamie-yp7qz 4 роки тому +3

    “And thus began the epic, lengthy tale of the quest to review the worst consoles ever created by mankind”

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 9 років тому +24

    They fucked up tetris? Damn, that's really special!

    • @rolfofbread1399
      @rolfofbread1399 9 років тому

      I know! Tetris is a very simple game.

    • @tearlach47
      @tearlach47 9 років тому +1

      pacguy64 I see you're a fan of... blue chickens. ;)
      That explode from time to time.

    • @SapphireDensetsu
      @SapphireDensetsu 9 років тому

      pacguy64 About as special as Ubisoft, come to think of it.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 років тому

      Sean Wilson
      I’m a fan of blue waffles c;

  • @rombromb
    @rombromb 8 років тому +153

    15:20 is that a buneary?

  • @shaolindynasty
    @shaolindynasty 6 років тому +4

    I love watching your reviews on these bad systems...so entertaining.

  • @tomsmithok
    @tomsmithok 3 роки тому +4

    for some reason when I watch the video, half of it is just, missing for some reason and it ends at 11:27

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 4 роки тому +11

    This almost makes Action 52 look like a good game collection.

  • @Nawe19
    @Nawe19 8 років тому +41

    I actually saw one of these at a value village the other day. it was like $6. I almost bought it because of this video

  • @Rauschr
    @Rauschr 8 років тому +17

    Watching this in 2017 :) You realy deserve more subs :)

  • @raykupal
    @raykupal 8 років тому +103

    my worst console was called a PolyStation.

  • @sailormouth8356
    @sailormouth8356 Місяць тому +3

    Feels weird to know this video is nearly 12 years old

  • @brianthemagicminion1464
    @brianthemagicminion1464 5 років тому +4

    5:35 Dancing. F**k Off! LOL Favorite Part!

  • @briffsqueeze4063
    @briffsqueeze4063 5 місяців тому +1

    This was the first Rerez i watched and this is such a trip

  • @L-kun
    @L-kun 6 років тому +6

    Legend of the Mystical Surf Adventure: Starring Goemon...

  • @Otie64
    @Otie64 11 років тому +8

    18:45
    Those enemies... A yellow Jigglypuff and Kirby?
    Wow.

  • @ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp
    @ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp 7 років тому +18

    *Fishing: Haha, no. Dancing: F* *ck off. Sea world: Yes, that's a sport.*

  • @itssonicspelledbackwards
    @itssonicspelledbackwards 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly like the music being played in this video! It fits this vid very well.

  • @StevenCampbellFitness
    @StevenCampbellFitness 10 років тому +6

    Superior editing as always my man.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  10 років тому +1

      Thank you. :)

    • @StevenCampbellFitness
      @StevenCampbellFitness 10 років тому +1

      I'm just learning. What camera do you film with? I want a Canon 70d but until I can afford it... Yeah. So what camera do you film with?

    • @rerez
      @rerez  10 років тому +1

      I use a Canon T4i for everything you see here. It's my favourite camera to use. :)

    • @StevenCampbellFitness
      @StevenCampbellFitness 10 років тому

      cool, thanks

  • @thebleachseller844
    @thebleachseller844 5 років тому +7

    and what did we learn here kids?
    if a console says there's 60 games preloaded in the system, it's going to be really bad

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 5 років тому

      The Bleach Seller I much prefer my Atari Flashbacks

  • @TheDreadGazeebo
    @TheDreadGazeebo 9 років тому +52

    You should review the Wireless 60 AIR next! it looks like a Kinect and it's TERRIBLE. I think I paid 50 cents for mine in the box.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  9 років тому +12

      +The Dread Gazeebo Just released this today: ua-cam.com/video/5qiRCU0SCTs/v-deo.html

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 9 років тому +3

      +The Dread Gazeebo At least no one can talk shit about the Kinect anymore :)

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 9 років тому

      ***** Yep anything sold there that has to do with Consoles, its going to be shit.

    • @augustwest5356
      @augustwest5356 9 років тому

      in defense of the wireless 60, the kinect is pretty shitty all by itself. but still, why would anyone buy anything besides a PS4, XboxOne, or to a lesser extent, a WiiU? I know money is hard to come by, but a knockoff console is a waste of time and money for everyone.

    • @TheBaconCanadian
      @TheBaconCanadian 8 років тому

      +August West lesser extent a wii u...the console isnt bad! people didnt buy it because they didnt know it was a console

  • @colinsickels8013
    @colinsickels8013 4 роки тому +2

    “Fishing, haha, no” I’m still not breathing right from laughing at that

  • @SonicTurboTurtle
    @SonicTurboTurtle 9 років тому +27

    15:50 Flappy bird in a nutshell.

    • @PatrickBoy412
      @PatrickBoy412 9 років тому +5

      SonicTurboTurtle awe someone beat me to it

    • @Estragon17
      @Estragon17 9 років тому

      SonicTurboTurtle Fappy bird?

    • @Densester
      @Densester 9 років тому

      +Estragon17 0_0

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike 10 років тому +4

    14:23 I just cannot ignore the fact that the rider's straight driving "animations" are him clenching and unclenching his buttocks.

  • @edgiest-edgelord-that-edges
    @edgiest-edgelord-that-edges 10 років тому +8

    I just realized Ice Climber had the pokemon Buneary in it

  • @dalenlewin
    @dalenlewin Рік тому +5

    I guess, back in those days, Shane was the slightly peeved video game nerd.

  • @zacharywoodman6445
    @zacharywoodman6445 5 років тому +27

    This is downright competent and thoughtful compared to the Chinese knock-off PSPs and NES/SNES Classics

  • @GregoryKarastergios
    @GregoryKarastergios 6 років тому +5

    The only episode where he managed to keep his sanity

  • @charliep7112
    @charliep7112 6 років тому +31

    I'm predicting there's going to be Wireless 60 Port, a rip off of the Switch, plus the sequel to Wireless Air 60. Oh gosh, I need to stop these idiots before this becomes a thing.

    • @gab_v250
      @gab_v250 5 років тому +4

      Compliments my man, you just predicted the Nanica Smitch.

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 4 роки тому +3

      Probably the company of the Wireless Trilogy keeled over and died

  • @GaussTheWarframe
    @GaussTheWarframe 5 місяців тому +1

    The first video in a long line of top tier content

  • @Diembee
    @Diembee 3 роки тому +3

    It doesn’t feel right having Rerez explain an awful console with his sanity intact

  • @asaelpolanco8151
    @asaelpolanco8151 6 років тому +6

    0:13
    I recognize that tune from SpongeBob SquarePants!
    You know, the Krusty Krab Training Video?

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому +2

      Now that the show's cancelled and the writers have took their own lives listening to this on the Wireless 60, that's all that remains of the show.

    • @asaelpolanco8151
      @asaelpolanco8151 5 років тому

      @@AnonymousFrogNG // Actually, the show is NOT cancelled. It's still going on with very good episodes nowadays thanks to a better writing team.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому +1

      @@asaelpolanco8151 Bullshit. All the writers are dead.
      What replaced them can't make it better. It's gone on for many seasons. It's been worn to death, literally.
      If you find it better, that is just opinion.

  • @Bendan
    @Bendan 5 років тому +6

    Fun Fact: Jewel Fever 2 is a real game on the Nintendo Switch. It's just a Bejeweled clone, in case anyone was wondering.

  • @JmrUltra
    @JmrUltra 3 роки тому +1

    This is where it starts for me. Every now and then I like to binge the Worst Ever Series, and I love each of them.

  • @SuperSonic68
    @SuperSonic68 9 років тому +9

    1:13 Jon Freeman, who was Gordan Freeman's brother was one day an office! Typing on a computer.

    • @jamescollins6085
      @jamescollins6085 7 років тому

      SuperSonic68 That song gives me memories of the Yogscast. Back when I was 12, and they made enjoyable videos.

  • @earth3882
    @earth3882 5 років тому +23

    Me:mom can I have a SNES?
    Mom:we have SNES at home
    The SNES at home:

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 9 років тому +4

    The enemies in the Ice Climber port are the Pokémon Buneary! Shameless!

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 3 роки тому +1

    0:53 "Super Megason IV" is a CRIMINALLY underrated film in the Megason franchise.

  • @briantweedt1380
    @briantweedt1380 7 років тому +23

    13:02 they stole the sea mines from metal slug

  • @SeanArya
    @SeanArya 5 років тому +5

    You sounded like jerry rig everything at the beginning so relaxing

  • @FormulaFanboy
    @FormulaFanboy 6 років тому +7

    7:33 Aaannnddd that's exactly how I felt when it was a subject in school.

  • @TheMonghy
    @TheMonghy 2 роки тому +1

    This video will be ten years old this 2023. Ten years of poor Shane slowly losing his sanity over crappy bootlegs.

  • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
    @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 10 років тому +4

    I love your videos! They are amazing.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  10 років тому +3

      Thanks! :)