Worst Console Launch Ever: Google Stadia - Rerez

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  • Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
  • Google Stadia had a bad day. That bad day was its launch.
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    This is now Part 1 of a trilogy on Stadia, check out the other episodes!
    Part 2: • Worst Ever: Stadia Is ...
    Part 3: • Worst Ever: The End Of...
    Washington Post’s video on Stadia’s input lag:
    • We tested Google Stadi...
    Digital Foundry’s analysis of Red Dead Redemption 2 between Stadia, Xbox One X and PC:
    • Red Dead Redemption 2 ...
    0:00 Stadia The Announcement
    4:43 Stadia Founder’s Edition
    5:27 Stadia Pro
    6:47 Features Delayed
    7:56 Stadia Launch Day
    9:23 Input Delay - Frame and Resolution Drops
    12:09 Stadia vs. Competitors
    13:58 Stadia 4K Problems
    15:30 Stadia Library Problems
    16:29 Stadia’s Biggest Problem
    #Stadia #Google #Gaming #VideoGames #WorstEver #Games #VideoGame #Comedy #BadGames #TheWorstEverSeries #gamingvideos #videogames
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  • @rerez
    @rerez  Рік тому +80

    This is now Part 1 of a trilogy on Stadia, check out the other episodes!
    Part 2: ua-cam.com/video/Qr9_uXluL1Q/v-deo.html
    Part 3: ua-cam.com/video/C9KPNQ7sT3E/v-deo.html

  • @EpicTyphlosionTV
    @EpicTyphlosionTV 4 роки тому +4194

    What's worse is that UA-cam keeps shoving Stadia ads down everyone's throats...

    • @DarkAnon100
      @DarkAnon100 4 роки тому +569

      Considering who owns UA-cam, i'm not surprised

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 4 роки тому +91

      TRUTH AND FACTS!!

    • @Aunt_Carol
      @Aunt_Carol 4 роки тому +288

      The ads are so annoying
      “Magical air you can play with”

    • @LamarINH
      @LamarINH 4 роки тому +25

      What’s the point of complaining about ads when you’re still getting free content?

    • @LamarINH
      @LamarINH 4 роки тому +7

      shadowspider9 I literally said nothing about targeted ads all I said was that you shouldn’t be complaining if you’re getting free content

  • @dodgemichael1665
    @dodgemichael1665 4 роки тому +4040

    So ur willing to tell me the soulja console did better than this.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +985

      Souljaboy didn’t release any of his consoles. So he didn’t have a launch to fail at!

    • @dodgemichael1665
      @dodgemichael1665 4 роки тому +141

      @@rerez lucky he didnt

    • @Masonicon
      @Masonicon 4 роки тому +62

      What make Soulja consoles better than this was: emulation

    • @cursedfl4mes645
      @cursedfl4mes645 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @azurecreed9119
      @azurecreed9119 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @princessolmeca2933
    @princessolmeca2933 3 роки тому +632

    Stadia is exactly what I don't want to happen to video games, a purely streaming, online-only experience where you don't own anything and are at the mercy of another company's data to play games. It's for that reason I applauded Stadia's downfall.

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino 2 роки тому +23

      i bought an external drive. have a lot of the games i have on there. if a single player game has drm i find the cracked version of it and aave that too.

    • @AayamS
      @AayamS 2 роки тому +11

      Actually, this isn't entirely true. A netflix like service, even if you don't own anything, is(or would be) drastically cheaper.
      Currently, entry is a 500 dollar payment on a console, and 60 per game (so 300 for just 5 games) and then an additional monthly fee just to be able to play online.
      So, its true, its unfortunate stadia sucks, but the if it (or a similar service) were to work, there would be a massive drop in pricing.
      Its like, trying to compare Netflix vs trying to buy every show on netflix on itunes and building a library so you own the titles. Like, yes, you don't OWN netflix titles, but it is so much cheaper than the 2nd option that its a better deal for almost everyone.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 2 роки тому +28

      @@AayamS but that was never what Stadia intended in the first place. Everyone thought that is what would be the service model, because it makes perfect sense, but it wasn’t until down the road. You had to own the games over Stadia’s system to play, a full 60$ on top of the “subscription” that literally only allowed to stream in 4K. Even now when their platform has “developed,” it’s staggeringly less games than Xbox games service. And staggeringly less stable in streaming.

    • @Cooe.
      @Cooe. 2 роки тому +5

      This is the future whether you want it to be or not. See movies & music.

    • @irishbattletoster9265
      @irishbattletoster9265 2 роки тому +9

      @@Cooe. games are MUCH more complicated than TVs or movies
      Also cost 100 quid a year to make games look as good as a PS4 pro or Xbox one X
      Consoles that they compare the stadia to

  • @tankmchavocproductions6907
    @tankmchavocproductions6907 3 роки тому +859

    Remember when Google was just a search engine

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 3 роки тому +11

      Google the search engine should never be confused with googol as in 10^100 :)

    • @peter-8483
      @peter-8483 3 роки тому +79

      remember when google dropped their “don’t be evil” slogan?

    • @draven4464
      @draven4464 3 роки тому +21

      @@peter-8483 "Pepperidge farm remembers"

    • @draven4464
      @draven4464 3 роки тому +30

      It should've stayed a search engine

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +28

      I remember when Google was just a list of links and the biggest search engine was Ask Jeeves.

  • @Cheet0sConundrums
    @Cheet0sConundrums 4 роки тому +4809

    It needed to fail. Cloud gaming would kill the industry. Not allowing ownership, mods, or offline play.

    • @eggyolksauce9075
      @eggyolksauce9075 4 роки тому +704

      People loyal to their brands are likely going to stay with the brands they have a library built up with. Google brought something no one wanted and did it terribly, happy that it failed

    • @LyuboA
      @LyuboA 4 роки тому +265

      thats what 90% of ppl dont realize that for just a little convenience they literally Give Up every Customer Right they have same with MTX just amagine how many assets theres in 1 game you buy for $60 and then go buy just 1 of these assets in MTX for as much as $20 sometimes if this NOT PURE STUPIDITY then i dont what is

    • @TheUruse
      @TheUruse 4 роки тому +25

      If it's done right it's not. But unfortunately it's not going to happen.

    • @sroman8695
      @sroman8695 4 роки тому +191

      To add one more thing to this conversation, what would happen to the games you've bought when the Google Stadia service shuts down? It's all cloud based so I'm not certain.

    • @linhza501
      @linhza501 4 роки тому +160

      @@sroman8695 of course you will lose everything, because the games and hardware are all on Google's side. Whether or not they give the customers their money back is entirely up to them.

  • @moe2184
    @moe2184 4 роки тому +15019

    unlike consoles stadia takes up no space in the trash can

    • @notpresent1805
      @notpresent1805 4 роки тому +313

      DIO BRANDO beautiful

    • @gloomingspider8981
      @gloomingspider8981 4 роки тому +663

      I say like this "Unlike stadia, consoles actually work"

    • @supahmariostyle
      @supahmariostyle 4 роки тому +48

      Loool

    • @FaviMarzo
      @FaviMarzo 4 роки тому +171

      Unlike consoles stadia fits in a trash can

    • @harlane5233
      @harlane5233 4 роки тому +30

      Why being so jealous? Why so much people hating stadia ? Objectively, even if its launch has been complicated, it has a great potentiel. You don't have a connexion good enough? You're one of these weird people afraid of not owning physically his games ? Look at all these people wanting to play RDR 2, in February, they will just have to pay the game and playing ...

  • @Nic-zj5eh
    @Nic-zj5eh 3 роки тому +841

    "Wherever you are, Stadia lets you play the latest games"
    *audience claps in switch*

  • @Ericson7Official
    @Ericson7Official 3 роки тому +416

    Wherever you are, Stadia struggles to let you play the latest games.

  • @sosasees
    @sosasees 4 роки тому +4276

    A few months after Launch, I actually forgot that Stadia even existed.

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 4 роки тому +59

      Gamer The Void Gaming Centre The faster Stadia makes its way to the Google Graveyard, the better.

    • @bigbazzaRUFC
      @bigbazzaRUFC 4 роки тому +76

      Not me, google adverts stadia to me on UA-cam about 478 times an hour

    • @orthodox_daniel08
      @orthodox_daniel08 4 роки тому +6

      same

    • @Hugo-oy5lh
      @Hugo-oy5lh 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @goldn_spartan9222
      @goldn_spartan9222 4 роки тому +14

      The stadia is just the next generation of the ouya in success

  • @holdenbcouturier7727
    @holdenbcouturier7727 4 роки тому +1955

    “Unlike consoles, Stadia takes up no space.”
    And unlike consoles, Stadia has no games.

    • @mhfiver2441
      @mhfiver2441 4 роки тому +104

      And unlike consoles, Stadia has no fun.

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 4 роки тому +85

      And unlike consoles, stadia has no worth

    • @noway2658
      @noway2658 4 роки тому +44

      Unlike other consoles, stadias best game is fucking pubg
      I mean i like the game but when its the best, Times

    • @LuigiMasterGaming
      @LuigiMasterGaming 4 роки тому +34

      And unlike consoles, Stadia takes up no space in the trash can

    • @cm5g
      @cm5g 4 роки тому +12

      and unlike consoles, theres no frucking way to play just dance 2020

  • @ShadowGamer300
    @ShadowGamer300 2 роки тому +215

    "Thats what Stadia is all about. The games."
    Well, with how well he delivered that, he certainly has me convinced he read that line off a cue card or teleprompter.

    • @Nico-wy9rg
      @Nico-wy9rg Рік тому +3

      That's what stadia is all about. The g... wait what's that? The games!

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 7 місяців тому +2

      He sounded fine, it was just his face that was the problem. He looked like Ellen Degeneres during her show telling the audience "Oh yes also you will all be getting this free new Samsung Galaxy S99 phone with 128 gigs of RAM, infinite storage space, and using it for at least fifteen minutes a day prevents cancer" without a trace of a smile.

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 6 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@Bro-cx2jceven Ellen Degeneres has more charm than Phil Harrison.

  • @toma8283
    @toma8283 3 роки тому +418

    Stadia is very counterintuitive. It costs more than buying a console every 7 years when you buy stadia 100 bucks every year

    • @Silver01Son
      @Silver01Son 3 роки тому +4

      I still have to pay $60 every year to play online...

    • @gotz1516
      @gotz1516 3 роки тому +1

      @@Silver01Son that's your own fault then. I get them at $30 a piece

    • @Silver01Son
      @Silver01Son 3 роки тому +2

      @@gotz1516 where?

    • @Binks182
      @Binks182 2 роки тому +16

      @@Silver01Son just get a pc or laptop. Only thing you need to pay for is your internet

    • @dsilva2012
      @dsilva2012 2 роки тому +1

      And console games and online play is free?

  • @atomikaI
    @atomikaI 4 роки тому +1582

    “you need a good and stable internet connection to play”
    Australians: *trembling in fear*

    • @juggernogsoda4515
      @juggernogsoda4515 4 роки тому +12

      - AtomiKaL - bro ive been to Australia ur interenets fine and you guys have free wifi everywhere anyway

    • @chriswardale4714
      @chriswardale4714 4 роки тому +87

      @@juggernogsoda4515 It's actually fairy inconsistent. some homes have amazing internet speeds, due to more modern copper cables in the house, and not being as far away form the nodes the fiber optic cables are connected to, and better still are the homes that have a direct connection to the fiber optic cables. Unfortunately, fiber of semi-fiber connections aren't available country wide so some people are reliant on ADSL still.

    • @juggernogsoda4515
      @juggernogsoda4515 4 роки тому

      Chris Wardale but since i was traveling to family i traveled houses and places where were away from eachother

    • @juggernogsoda4515
      @juggernogsoda4515 4 роки тому

      Chris Wardale and it was fairly good

    • @juggernogsoda4515
      @juggernogsoda4515 4 роки тому

      Chris Wardale and they where old and very small houses

  • @hax-dev
    @hax-dev 4 роки тому +1935

    This guy's voice sounds like he's from a 2000's toy commercial

  • @RiccardoAlbertini
    @RiccardoAlbertini 3 роки тому +130

    to me, it feels like Google didn't even know what gaming was. It's pretty clear in the presentations, even one of the leads, when presenting was like "I don't care much about gaming but here's Stadia"
    uhm... what?

    • @EnZo1rst
      @EnZo1rst 3 роки тому +13

      It was like the fallout 76 of a gaming platform

  • @vertz1515
    @vertz1515 3 роки тому +127

    Since Google owned Stadia. And thus UA-cam, Ads were non stop. I swear that those were on UA-cam for a consistent basis for pretty much 7 months, and that doesn’t mean they’ve stopped. Just from time to time you’d see it at the time this comment was typed.

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, the only ads I ever got were stadia ads, but they didn't work since I watched this vid.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +1

      God I HATED those ads!

  • @da_ocsta1452
    @da_ocsta1452 4 роки тому +3385

    Stadia was a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

    • @Antiyoukai
      @Antiyoukai 4 роки тому +144

      Lots of popular inventions come from solving problems that don't exist though. Supply creates demand.

    • @iironhide6209
      @iironhide6209 4 роки тому +41

      @@Antiyoukai iphones

    • @doomslayer163
      @doomslayer163 4 роки тому +19

      Solution selling at its finest..

    • @_caustics_
      @_caustics_ 4 роки тому +16

      Overlord Galvatron iPhone solved talking to people. Now you can look at your iPhone.

    • @bugman75
      @bugman75 4 роки тому +86

      No. Stadia IS the problem

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +791

    I've never heard someone describe two and a half years as "a quarter decade" lmao

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 4 роки тому +49

      I guess you could say that it was a tenth of 10 experience
      I’ll see myself out

    • @marinn00
      @marinn00 4 роки тому +31

      1/40th of a century

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +8

      @DF AMO unnecessarily and unsuccessfully.

    • @scootergandoogle1278
      @scootergandoogle1278 4 роки тому +5

      @@mrmaniac3 you make good funny. I like it

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman 4 роки тому +6

      77760000 seconds

  • @BallinAndCantGetUp15
    @BallinAndCantGetUp15 3 роки тому +49

    2:58 I love the fact that, when the controller was brought out, the guy holding it just doesn’t care. He’s like “Yup, here’s the controller. That’s it.” Like he knew there was nothing special about it

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 3 роки тому +265

    They might’ve faked the footage at the reveal showing and had an actor pretend to play a pre recorded video

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh Moment

    • @kyarumomochi5146
      @kyarumomochi5146 2 роки тому +3

      Nah i dont think so the console actually works pretty well ONLY problem it has is the lag wich is based on how far away you are from the supercomputers

    • @KarnageGaming
      @KarnageGaming 2 роки тому +15

      The input lag the guy had in the demo was very little compared to what everyone else faced. My guess is they had the demo near the data centre so it wouldnt be quite so bad.

  • @rajabonito2197
    @rajabonito2197 4 роки тому +1450

    "Stadia is not constrained by the limitations of traditional console systems."
    Yeah, but it is limited by my internet connection which is much worse.

  • @camelkings7214
    @camelkings7214 4 роки тому +1619

    “Google Stadia has had the worst console launch of all time”
    Soulja boy: *confused noises*

    • @VulcanicCloud
      @VulcanicCloud 4 роки тому +109

      No one took Soulja boy seriously. I mean, a rapper having his own console to compete against Xbox and Play Station. Then you have Google, the Disney of internet, fail that badly.

    • @numberonecrate
      @numberonecrate 4 роки тому +59

      Yea, Soulja Boys console is funny. Stadia is just embarrassing.

    • @Eeveeening
      @Eeveeening 4 роки тому +50

      At least souja made people talk about it..

    • @CultOfSound
      @CultOfSound 4 роки тому +5

      STAAADIAAA????????!!

    • @davidsuarez1285
      @davidsuarez1285 4 роки тому +3

      People who dont like this dont know soulja boys story 😂

  • @thebombingsoda
    @thebombingsoda 3 роки тому +32

    I like how they actually scammed us by saying it can do all of this but didn’t mention you need a subscription and it still doesn’t do half of the things they said it “can” do

  • @MakotoIchinose
    @MakotoIchinose 3 роки тому +152

    And then PS5 and Xbox Series happened, with hardware more powerful than Stadia servers and in a cheaper long-term investment.

  • @andrewosborne7544
    @andrewosborne7544 4 роки тому +747

    Surprised you didn't mention Google's known problem of just dropping projects no matter how many are invested

    • @mems9953
      @mems9953 4 роки тому +62

      Wha- Did no one else think Juicero was revolutionary?
      Obviously, overcomplicating and overpricing a simple task is a brilliant, profitable idea.

    • @Stinkoman87
      @Stinkoman87 4 роки тому +48

      Thanks for reminding me how much I used to love Google Reader.

    • @GRANKOR
      @GRANKOR 4 роки тому +54

      I hope they do drop this and no one else tries. I hate the concept of cloud gaming

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 4 роки тому +37

      I think it's the side effect of Google making so much money that they can dump a lot of it into all these massive pet projects and tolerate a high failure rate.

    • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
      @Not-Great-at-Gaming 4 роки тому +6

      So, when they drop this thing, is the controller Bluetooth for use with a PC? Better yet, can you use it with Switch (since it looks like the pro controller)?

  • @Pigmcginnyrig
    @Pigmcginnyrig 4 роки тому +1725

    Controller Names
    Sony: DualShock
    Microsoft: The Duke
    Nintendo: WaveBird
    Google: Generic Controller #48

    • @FoxIord
      @FoxIord 4 роки тому +69

      Also Wiimote and The Arthritis Machine.

    • @LegoLiam1803
      @LegoLiam1803 4 роки тому +12

      @@FoxIord which one's Arthritis?

    • @TCIR
      @TCIR 4 роки тому +49

      Atari 2600 ‘Hand Killer’
      (I bought my own Atari 2600 for 120 bucks, works fine, after 40 years.
      Keep in mind, this 5 month old game service takes nearly 5 seconds.).
      Let that sink in.

    • @Manamanamana36
      @Manamanamana36 4 роки тому +18

      Still better looking than first Xbox

    • @guestc142
      @guestc142 4 роки тому +1

      Then you're obviousle born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
      You have to know that if a game is not on sync to your controller inputs, it's worse than a console that can emulate N64 PERFECTLY.
      You gotta learn, kid.

  • @michaelmcguire7526
    @michaelmcguire7526 3 роки тому +63

    there are more ads for stadia than there are people playing stadia

  • @NerdyTransformed
    @NerdyTransformed Рік тому +73

    Not even 3 years later, Stadia is officially getting the bullet

    • @hrodriguez561
      @hrodriguez561 Рік тому +1

      At least it was a mercy killing

    • @TheSilverShadow17
      @TheSilverShadow17 Рік тому +4

      @@hrodriguez561 Google undoubtedly has the dark history of ending their projects prematurely so there's that lol

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 11 місяців тому

      As if to drive home how dead it is, Google released a DIY software toolkit that will allow people with Stadia controllers to turn them into regular controllers...
      Two words: Scrubbed. Clean.

  • @rustyshackleford309
    @rustyshackleford309 4 роки тому +1623

    No thank you Google, I'll keep my Soulja Boy console.

    • @Stormlywing
      @Stormlywing 3 роки тому +72

      at least Soulja Boy did something right than google

    • @awooga_gamer
      @awooga_gamer 3 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @EnZo1rst
      @EnZo1rst 3 роки тому +36

      At least I can have fun with the Soulja boy

    • @legoman8960
      @legoman8960 3 роки тому +34

      at least you can play something on the Soulja Boy console

    • @YoMeech9510
      @YoMeech9510 3 роки тому +7

      Gah damn bro, that really how you feel? Lol.

  • @McNibZZ
    @McNibZZ 4 роки тому +1257

    Teraflop just seems like the perfect word to describe Stadia.

  • @Zero-dz7ic
    @Zero-dz7ic 3 роки тому +30

    Stadia on input lag: "Stadia has a built-in infrastructure that no one else has"
    And they were right about that.

  • @hiddencateye6878
    @hiddencateye6878 3 роки тому +102

    “WhErE eVeR YOu arE sTAdIa lETs yOU pLaY ThE lATEsT gAMeS”

  • @jimmyneutron8682
    @jimmyneutron8682 4 роки тому +2811

    To be honest i don’t think there is a point in stadia.

    • @megakidx13
      @megakidx13 4 роки тому +28

      Same.

    • @bey0ndinsan1ty70
      @bey0ndinsan1ty70 4 роки тому +27

      Same

    • @starlitalpha7
      @starlitalpha7 4 роки тому +353

      It's for the modern gamer who doesn't have a console but still wants to pay full price for their games and doesn't care about consistent performance.
      So, no one really.

    • @tiefightergaming2912
      @tiefightergaming2912 4 роки тому +120

      stadia will probably end up in the google graveyard sooner than later

    • @DR3S1NGH
      @DR3S1NGH 4 роки тому +125

      @@starlitalpha7 Can you believe there are actually people out there defending this thing too?

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth 4 роки тому +3147

    Why does every bad launch seem to involve Phil Harrison?

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 роки тому +527

      He will get it right eventually! (Super big fan by the way!)

    • @QuichePotatoes
      @QuichePotatoes 4 роки тому +198

      Why is it that of all places to find you on, it's a rerez vid

    • @chastityharris3700
      @chastityharris3700 4 роки тому +13

      Idk...but we should make a record of our findings

    • @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew
      @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew 4 роки тому +34

      Yea, he'll get it right
      When Waluigi makes it into Smash as a playable character, that is.

    • @Djou-Karl
      @Djou-Karl 4 роки тому +7

      WOW! This is the underrated comment of the decade in video gaming! I wish I could like a thousand times

  • @thisisahandle01
    @thisisahandle01 3 роки тому +492

    List of advantages:
    •No downloads needed
    •Fairly easy to set up
    •Stylish
    List of problems:
    •No unique features for controller
    •Extremely long input lag
    •Requires hardware
    •Full quality requires extra fee
    •Many features delayed to 2020
    •Only supports Pixel smartphones
    •Missing hardware
    •Requires launch codes, which were sometimes not received
    •Random framerate drops
    •Random resolution drops
    •Unable to guarantee good experience
    •Lower quality
    •Phil Harrison says that all games support 4K, but some only support 1080p
    •Much smaller library selection
    •Requires an internet connection to play

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 3 роки тому +39

      @Adoki You're right. You nailed it. Cloud-based gaming, but you download the game and play it locally and don't need a stable internet connection once the game is installed. Yeah, it still requires a capable PC, but what's the point of playing demanding games on an old potato?

    • @admiralamel9563
      @admiralamel9563 3 роки тому +5

      No download, when you literally stream it full time feel like downgrade,

    • @gamergary4093
      @gamergary4093 3 роки тому +4

      I read “ requires launch code” and I was terrified and confused

    • @Takato2527
      @Takato2527 3 роки тому +8

      •Requires an internet connection to play
      you mean ... required a super duper godlike speed internet connection to play? XD

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 3 роки тому +3

      No downloads, other than all that HD video

  • @j2simpso
    @j2simpso 3 роки тому +28

    In fairness they were correct. From anywhere Stadia does let you play the latest games. Whether or not those games are responsive or are of consistent quality is a whole other matter! 🤣

  • @thatguywesmaranan
    @thatguywesmaranan 4 роки тому +828

    ouya: "i'm the worst console ever..."
    stadia: "hold my phone... no, it has to be a pixel..."

    • @epicman2789
      @epicman2789 4 роки тому +43

      Don't you mean hold my over heating chrome cast

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 4 роки тому +10

      Phones: you know, I was design to be helpful and portable and yet you guys somehow is worse than me at gaming, quality and more

    • @SHEN769
      @SHEN769 4 роки тому +2

      Hold up you can't just dis the most revolutionary console,
      The ouya had games built in, that's never done before

    • @rhymezenkai238
      @rhymezenkai238 4 роки тому

      Ouya had some potential (my opinion) and if it didn’t fail so hard I bet it would be a pretty decent console.
      But instead, it failed.

    • @ifartinyourgeneraldirectio1007
      @ifartinyourgeneraldirectio1007 4 роки тому

      im never buying a pixel because of the ads

  • @GusRudder12
    @GusRudder12 4 роки тому +801

    google is way better at collecting our personal info tho.

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 3 роки тому +79

    It's funny that the Ouya, an indie console that was an giant flop and mainly runs mobile titles works better then Stadia.

    • @uprising2032
      @uprising2032 2 роки тому

      oh so the shitty ouya can run cyberpunk 2077 and destiny 2?

    • @mattguy1773
      @mattguy1773 2 роки тому +3

      @uprising better than stadia

    • @SupremeEspio
      @SupremeEspio 2 роки тому

      @@mattguy1773 it really isn’t

    • @AlexRodriguez0407
      @AlexRodriguez0407 2 роки тому +2

      @@uprising2032 oh so can the stadia run crossy road?
      /s

  • @Mitjitsu
    @Mitjitsu 3 роки тому +24

    I have no problem downloading a game and playing it on a system. However, streaming games and playing it on a system is a terrible idea. That concept might work for movies and TV shows, but it won't ever catch on in the gaming world. Input lag, frame drops and even connection breaks are always going to be present, or games will have to significantly scaled leading to them not being considered cutting edge.

    • @jackygemme863
      @jackygemme863 Рік тому +2

      Especially when your games will eventually disappear because the service gets shutdown or you can’t pay

  • @kittyyyyyyyy
    @kittyyyyyyyy 4 роки тому +840

    "quarter decade" when saying 2.5 years doesnt sound like enough time

    • @JB_2317
      @JB_2317 4 роки тому +62

      Lol reminds me of a high school student using the most bizarre synonyms for words in their research paper that nobody has heard of

    • @weslandsverk429
      @weslandsverk429 4 роки тому +52

      @@JB_2317 gotta get that word count up

    • @davemiller262
      @davemiller262 4 роки тому +8

      not really sure what he was referring to since both the xbox one and ps4 were launched in 2013

    • @kittyyyyyyyy
      @kittyyyyyyyy 4 роки тому +8

      @@davemiller262 maybe the PS4 Pro and the Xbox One X perhaps?

    • @TheRealNobleking
      @TheRealNobleking 4 роки тому +1

      Dave Miller the switch came out in 2017

  • @IvailoStoychev
    @IvailoStoychev 4 роки тому +1618

    You know things are bad if the Stadia failed harder than the Ouya.

    • @martijnrolvers2878
      @martijnrolvers2878 4 роки тому +16

      I love your profile p ic

    • @senormacaco2834
      @senormacaco2834 4 роки тому +13

      The what?

    • @whuddup1249
      @whuddup1249 4 роки тому +13

      @@senormacaco2834 Ouya?

    • @acidgolem2132
      @acidgolem2132 4 роки тому +29

      At least Stadia have a good pitch, the execution.......

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 4 роки тому +53

      I never heard about Ouya until a few months ago, and I never heard about the stadia until a few days after it’s release. I was never excited and I just passed by it cause it looked like garbage

  • @t.empress
    @t.empress 3 роки тому +97

    Can’t these companies realize that consoles aren’t the way to go? The only ones that have made it work are Sony (playstation) Microsoft (Xbox) and all the great Consoles Nintendo made

    • @tylerblade3020
      @tylerblade3020 3 роки тому +10

      Super meme 90’s sega consoles apart from the Saturn: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @FireBlades
      @FireBlades 3 роки тому +7

      wasn't the saturn somewhat successful tho (at least in japan)

    • @Altern8One
      @Altern8One 3 роки тому +12

      @@tylerblade3020: Watch out man! You're just asking for a assbeating from Segata Sanshiro himself! He may still hold onto the rocket but he's still alive...
      and *PISSED!*

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 3 роки тому +3

      @@Altern8One YOU MUST PLAY THE SEGA SATURN!

    • @aretard7995
      @aretard7995 2 роки тому +1

      @@FireBlades it was

  • @alexm566
    @alexm566 Рік тому +18

    Who's here after they announced the shutdown? (Sep 29, 2022)

  • @aldhizak
    @aldhizak 4 роки тому +1673

    "Ouya is the worst console ever."
    Google: "Hold my generic controller..."

  • @nyamuyutenji
    @nyamuyutenji 4 роки тому +609

    “Alright, how much quality do you want for the console?”
    Stadia: *_No_*

    • @andrewnorris5415
      @andrewnorris5415 4 роки тому

      They tried dam hard. WIll get on top of it in time. Less and less lag and no drops and more res and more power. Just like something else they own did - UA-cam.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +13

      @@andrewnorris5415 People paid money at *launch.* They should be getting those "great" features at *launch,* not in a hypothetical future...

    • @realpatriot1769
      @realpatriot1769 4 роки тому +9

      @@andrewnorris5415 Good Google bot

    • @mattok101digitaltamer9
      @mattok101digitaltamer9 4 роки тому +1

      What would Switch be?

    • @ddxinthehouse
      @ddxinthehouse 4 роки тому +1

      @@mattok101digitaltamer9 hybrid. first of its kind to actually be popular and not half-assed like the Wii-U.

  • @RamenReignss
    @RamenReignss 3 роки тому +71

    New drinking game: Take a shot every time you hear “Where ever you are, Stadia let’s you play the latest games.”

    • @kingveggie6729
      @kingveggie6729 3 роки тому +3

      Too bad there isn't a portable device where you can play with two separate controllers any where any time

    • @gavin623
      @gavin623 3 роки тому +1

      bUt WhAt aBoUt tHe sWiTcHhHhHHhHhHhH

    • @ishouldhaveknownthejediwer17
      @ishouldhaveknownthejediwer17 3 роки тому +1

      You sir must not enjoy having a healthy liver.

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 3 роки тому +1

      Too bad Nintendo hasn’t been making portable consoles since the 80s and Sony since the 90s

    • @aretard7995
      @aretard7995 2 роки тому

      alcohol poisoning must be fun...

  • @RoyalRoseTrue
    @RoyalRoseTrue 3 роки тому +22

    When the Stadia announcement is worse than the Wii U.

    • @lennyschiavone5907
      @lennyschiavone5907 2 роки тому +5

      Atleast Wii U was not that bad! (It was basically Nintendo's Dreamcast)

    • @mattguy1773
      @mattguy1773 2 роки тому +5

      At least the Wii U had a lot of great games

  • @itsbrewsky5519
    @itsbrewsky5519 4 роки тому +188

    It is hard to imagine anything having a rougher launch than Ouya, but Stadia is certainly giving it a run for its money

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 роки тому +12

      This ends up looking worse because Ouya hardly even touted their product. The most they seemingly ever went with was "anyone can mod this small plastic cube," despite also admitting no one was ever going to bother. Overall, they probably threw it under the bus more than they boasted its nonexistent capabilities. So as it stands now, they could appear to be less dishonest in comparison.

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 4 роки тому +8

      Theroux Didn’t help that the creator/head of the Ouya touted that there was “nothing special” about it

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 4 роки тому +1

      I was pretty psyched for the Ouya but then I realized all the games found on the Android market were still pretty rubbish.
      I had fun with it for like a month or two before I went back to my steam library xD
      Best Game I found was Maldita Castilla. That was pretty great.

  • @MrWarners14
    @MrWarners14 4 роки тому +651

    Google sounds so out-of-touch with their audience. Then again, they ruined UA-cam. Why would I buy their gaming platform device?

    • @CaninePlays
      @CaninePlays 4 роки тому +77

      @@bean6099 They might mean how easy it is to get demonitized now or get flagged by a false DMCA claim nowadays.

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 4 роки тому +48

      But... But our controller is totally gender-neutral! That’s what matters, right?

    • @thisdanguy
      @thisdanguy 4 роки тому +1

      @@Brawler_1337 lololol

    • @spunkysamuel
      @spunkysamuel 4 роки тому +1

      Welp. They tried something new and they failed. Sucks, but it happens

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 4 роки тому +2

      @@sowmithreddy8178 I think your caps lock is stuck, bubba

  • @monkeygirl1894
    @monkeygirl1894 3 роки тому +19

    And i can't get their little stadia tune thing out of my head from when I get their ads. Gladly, havent gotten their ads in a long time.

  • @frankboogaard88
    @frankboogaard88 2 роки тому +16

    I actually worked on some games, around 20 years ago, that had sudden resolution drops, but these were clearly and specifically mentioned in the manual. Those games would adjust resolution on the fly to guarantee continued smooth framerates, even if you were on an older system.

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio Рік тому

      N64 games did that.

  • @MrTickleBean
    @MrTickleBean 4 роки тому +380

    As someone who installs internet for a living, I knew this would never work like they advertised. Most of the US has trash internet, and will continue to have trash internet for many years to come.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 4 роки тому +10

      Well, I want to say we're closer to it improving, but I wouldn't count on anything absurd for another decade. Technology has been moving significantly faster over the past half-decade.

    • @RyosukeTakahashiRX7
      @RyosukeTakahashiRX7 4 роки тому +9

      You call your internet trash yet it's an absolute paradise for me. Here in Germany you're already happy having anything over 3 megaBYTES per second. Meanwhile in the US it seems like you always have way more than that literally anywhere.

    • @AllThoughts3rased
      @AllThoughts3rased 4 роки тому +5

      @@RyosukeTakahashiRX7 speed is great and all, but there's also reliability to take into factor. The UK has an average internet speed of 46Mb/s (just over 5MB/s) but as far as I've experienced, my internet constantly slows and more often than not has high latency. I'm sure that Americans have the same issue too, considering that a fairly large portion of Americans are still using DSL internet instead of fibre.

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 4 роки тому +3

      I guess you shouldn't even ask what's the Internet here in Italy then.

    • @hc7719
      @hc7719 4 роки тому +3

      everytime i come back to the us from my summer break visiting my family back in south korea, the biggest thing that annoys me is the internet. watching youtube and playing games is usually fine but downloading big files like movies and games that would literally take less than a minute in korea takes several minutes or even an hr over here

  • @jarrod7465
    @jarrod7465 4 роки тому +827

    Damn it's almost as if moving data across the world, through various bottlenecks, connection speeds and firewalls isnt as quick as my keyboards one metre usb cable
    Who'd have thought Google?

    • @bungershmunger3455
      @bungershmunger3455 4 роки тому +39

      Noo that *cant* be true

    • @berict
      @berict 4 роки тому +8

      LOL

    • @luckyzonkey8027
      @luckyzonkey8027 4 роки тому +7

      Project xcloud says otherwise

    • @bungershmunger3455
      @bungershmunger3455 4 роки тому +45

      @@luckyzonkey8027 no, no it doesnt

    • @jarrod7465
      @jarrod7465 4 роки тому +34

      @@luckyzonkey8027 yeah no it absolutely doesn't
      I've done pc streaming from my xbox through my LAN and it still had bad input lag and resolution drops. And that's through a home network, not through the internet at all, we're talking a few metres of Ethernet and a Wi-Fi connection here and they couldn't do full resolution or eliminate excruciating input lag

  • @mrEbraheem
    @mrEbraheem 3 роки тому +14

    Google flopped hard with their teraflops..

  • @dawsonfoorfour
    @dawsonfoorfour Рік тому +80

    Who's here after the shutdown of Stadia?

    • @nicotinepatch2974
      @nicotinepatch2974 Рік тому +4

      Me

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Рік тому +3

      Me 😂

    • @hectorleon465
      @hectorleon465 Рік тому +1

      Me cause he recommended us to watch this before his latest video...

    • @TheSilverShadow17
      @TheSilverShadow17 Рік тому +3

      Stadia was destined to fail from the very beginning anyway. I 100% despise of it.

    • @dawsonfoorfour
      @dawsonfoorfour Рік тому +2

      @@TheSilverShadow17 I knew Stadia was gonna be a failure the moment I saw the first commercials for it.

  • @aheiiv
    @aheiiv 4 роки тому +147

    "If launch goes successfully, it could mean years of profit and fame"
    Dreamcast would like to have a word with you.

    • @lmrbeerbellyl
      @lmrbeerbellyl 4 роки тому +26

      "it could"

    • @quayzar1
      @quayzar1 4 роки тому +11

      The Sega Saturn's launch was so bad it destroyed the successful launch of the Dreamcast.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 4 роки тому +9

      @@quayzar1 What makes it worse is that Microsoft offered them money to continue the Dreamcast, with no demands of creative control, and SEGA refused. Their brand has only worsened ever since, so really, they should have just accepted the money. They lost so many developers because of their pride. They lost so many opportunities because of it. SEGA as a whole is its own rant.

    • @Raveneffect1989
      @Raveneffect1989 4 роки тому

      @@Medachod Not true. SEGA asked Microsoft, who refused as they already had the Xbox in development.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 4 роки тому

      @@Raveneffect1989 Nope.

  • @cleyfaye
    @cleyfaye 4 роки тому +134

    "With edge nodes, the computing power is closer to the player"
    Weird. I'd think that my PC, sitting under my desktop, was closer to me.

  • @ThePwebb
    @ThePwebb 3 роки тому +23

    September 17, 2020.
    Sees Rockstar's RDR2 events for the week.
    "Collectors can dig up three new Fossil Collections on Xbox One, PC and Stadia"
    Me, to myself, huh, did Playstation suddenly change its name? What's Stadia?
    In the 300 days since launch, I've been on Google some 290 days. You'd figure I'd see some notification, an attempt to sell me the platform. I have 3 frickin Gmail accounts, 3 Google users that got no notification/promotion whatsoever.
    Or, worse case scenario, I saw promotion, and it didn't catch my attention. Talk about making gaming banal.
    Failure to launch?
    Failure to get anywhere near the launchpad.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 роки тому

      But depending on your marketing settings, no mention of Stadia can also be seen as a good thing. It means they're respecting your wishes regarding advertisements. I saw them the most here on UA-cam before getting Premium and getting to remove video ads, though recently I've begun to see promotions for it when scrolling through my UA-cam feed. Also might have seen a story or two on Google's mobile homepage where I get news stories, but I've turned them off and Google has respected that setting. Imagine that.

  • @y0av359
    @y0av359 Рік тому +9

    Google just roasted themselves with my UA-cam recommendations

  • @b1g_b4d_j0hn6
    @b1g_b4d_j0hn6 4 роки тому +722

    Stadia is going to end up being one of those Christmas presents that you don't really want, but have to act excited when someone gives it to you. And you KNOW some poor kid expecting an XBOX or PS4 for Christmas, will be opening one of these.

    • @jackcough8155
      @jackcough8155 4 роки тому +54

      Haha. Rich boy problems. Some of us are lucky to get a 20 gift card. I mean you could just refund it lol

    • @xxsideouz8953
      @xxsideouz8953 4 роки тому +6

      @@jackcough8155 Exactly.

    • @jackcough8155
      @jackcough8155 4 роки тому

      Shut up liar....

    • @b1g_b4d_j0hn6
      @b1g_b4d_j0hn6 4 роки тому +45

      @@jackcough8155 I'm not a "rich boy", but if I was, I certainly wouldn't spend my money on one of these.

    • @cetheral1881
      @cetheral1881 4 роки тому +40

      If parents tried buying a Stadia because they wanted to save money they’d better have the best internet on the planet or else it would be pretty useless

  • @jonathand7769
    @jonathand7769 4 роки тому +574

    I’ll bet Stadia funds more money in ads than their product

    • @alextankersley5838
      @alextankersley5838 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah, a whole two dollars worth.

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 4 роки тому +16

      Good Boi Well, they own this platform, as well as a good chunk of other advertising areas. They get it for pennies on the dollar, and make off like a bandit over any schmucks who buy it and are trapped in un-refundable hell.

    • @jameschristensen1658
      @jameschristensen1658 4 роки тому +4

      and their ads suck

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 4 роки тому +2

      I have seen at least 100 stadia ads I bet

    • @jonathand7769
      @jonathand7769 4 роки тому

      Heather Sinbela lmao

  • @Puremindgames
    @Puremindgames 3 роки тому +15

    It's gonna be amazing Sony and MS launching a console in the middle of a pandemic and Stadia missing theirs with nothing to get in the way.

  • @flacnutweeni
    @flacnutweeni 3 роки тому +11

    Sometimes I get an unskippable Stadia ad.
    I just close UA-cam entirely...

  • @TheCaptainCrunchy
    @TheCaptainCrunchy 4 роки тому +247

    Google went so far with stadia actually thinking its gonna be successful that in youtube in the trending/explore tab they put a stadia controller in the gaming tab

    • @jacobdesio
      @jacobdesio 3 роки тому +24

      That’s hilarious. I can’t believe they thought this game system would work (or be profitable)

    • @unavailable198
      @unavailable198 3 роки тому +2

      I noticed too

    • @stevenhaefner7686
      @stevenhaefner7686 2 роки тому +9

      Still there, by the way. I just checked

    • @SilohEthIRL
      @SilohEthIRL 2 роки тому

      @@stevenhaefner7686 lmao I'm an everyday user of stadia

    • @THE_YURINATOR
      @THE_YURINATOR 2 роки тому +2

      @@SilohEthIRL well I'm sorry.

  • @donaldmcronald6796
    @donaldmcronald6796 4 роки тому +603

    Rerez: google stadia had the worst console launch ever
    Literally everyone else: wait, that came out?!?!

    • @marv5078
      @marv5078 4 роки тому +12

      Completely forgot about it

    • @evanlight671
      @evanlight671 4 роки тому +15

      All I’ve seen were adds with a yelling knight and then cutting to Assassin’s Creed and that’s my experience with Stadia. I just called them ‘random dumb adds’, and they were

    • @mattok101digitaltamer9
      @mattok101digitaltamer9 4 роки тому

      I thought Stadia would suck.

    • @izabellasonier7444
      @izabellasonier7444 4 роки тому +3

      I didnt even realize it was by a huge mega corperation like google, because the ads looked so cringy, and I had no idea it had already launched in November. I heard litterally *nothing* about stadia before ads and this video

    • @titanmasterx533
      @titanmasterx533 4 роки тому +2

      i actually didnt know that it launched i just continued to skip those retarded ads

  • @FalconMorris
    @FalconMorris Рік тому +10

    Welp, that went well

  • @Jian13
    @Jian13 3 роки тому +5

    I'm not surprised. The day they announced it I looked at it with a skeptical eye. Google has a history of starting half thought up services, not living up to expectations, and then dropping the services alienating those few who are using said services. Remember Google+? The service almost no one used. Well, a lot of TTRPG gamers were using Google+ when they discontinued the services.

  • @akalaiderxd9686
    @akalaiderxd9686 4 роки тому +286

    "The worst video game launch of all time"
    Virtual boy: impossible

    • @MobileDecay
      @MobileDecay 4 роки тому

      Vb does have less games than Stadia.

    • @Nitro2030ce
      @Nitro2030ce 4 роки тому +28

      @@MobileDecay And it had something unique to offer

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 4 роки тому +27

      Nitro2030ce The Virtual Boy also, you know, worked.

    • @mhfiver2441
      @mhfiver2441 4 роки тому +13

      I mean, at least i can play the VB, you know...

    • @krispykrep912
      @krispykrep912 4 роки тому +4

      Ouya: Finally! A worthy contender!

  • @Nov-5062
    @Nov-5062 4 роки тому +255

    when I typed "Google" and the letter S in the Search, Stadia wasn't even on the five first suggestions

    • @DR3S1NGH
      @DR3S1NGH 4 роки тому +9

      It came up number 4 for me.

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 4 роки тому +4

      For me it was number 2

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 4 роки тому +13

      lol Google is like a cat covering up its turds in the litter box.

    • @ThisAlias
      @ThisAlias 4 роки тому +1

      It was the first for me :/ but I never got stadia ads

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому

      That's surprising since Google likes to manipulate search results. It would be the one time it would be okay to do it.

  • @MrYyelo
    @MrYyelo 3 роки тому +8

    I can't even stream 720p without hogging up the network and bringing everyone else in the house's internet experiences to a crawl.
    The quality of Internet service is going to have to improve a lot, on a global scale, before something like this would be as successful as traditional consoles.

  • @william_eyelash7388
    @william_eyelash7388 Рік тому +7

    This video has aged tremendously well

  • @Nebraski03
    @Nebraski03 4 роки тому +259

    When I first saw stadia ads, I said to myself
    “These are THOSE ads that I’m going see WAY to much”

    • @QuinnBoss4
      @QuinnBoss4 4 роки тому +15

      Nobody:
      The screaming guy in that one stadia ad:

    • @Samuelcarbajal57
      @Samuelcarbajal57 4 роки тому +10

      StAdIAAAAA

    • @MASTER_YTP
      @MASTER_YTP 4 роки тому +7

      When I first seen the ad about it I told my self that’s gonna be trash

    • @wolfpakave5084
      @wolfpakave5084 4 роки тому

      Ads*

    • @cringedealer84
      @cringedealer84 4 роки тому

      Nebraskan Corn this ad is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends

  • @dimentio1868
    @dimentio1868 4 роки тому +716

    stadia almost has more annoying adds than raid shadow legends

    • @alsuhanehaider6536
      @alsuhanehaider6536 4 роки тому +10

      AIrider08 I mean raid has some cool stuff but is shoved everywhere

    • @charliexzz3506
      @charliexzz3506 4 роки тому +17

      They are like 20 seconds and unskipable 😰

    • @hotfunion15
      @hotfunion15 4 роки тому +6

      AIrider08 no😋

    • @sarahbryan5456
      @sarahbryan5456 4 роки тому +7

      Incorrect, their adds are worse than Raid.

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 4 роки тому +5

      @@AIrider08 no no it's not

  • @GHXSTY81
    @GHXSTY81 Рік тому +6

    Welp now that Google Stadia is shutting down this vid feels weird now

  • @robertcortez4956
    @robertcortez4956 3 роки тому +6

    Take a shot everytime Phil Harrison says "Wherever you are, Stadia lets you play the latest games" and I guarantee you'll have the worst hangover.

  • @Jevmin
    @Jevmin 4 роки тому +302

    Somehow Google managed to have worse marketing for the Stadia than Nintendo had for the Wii U. I applaud Google for that. That is really hard to pull off.

    • @halfpace1462
      @halfpace1462 4 роки тому +4

      Indeed, borderline jaguar

    • @spoonofthegaw
      @spoonofthegaw 4 роки тому +18

      Hey! At least nintendo tried with the wii u

    • @weegeewegee639
      @weegeewegee639 4 роки тому +15

      Atleast the wii u is actually pretty good

    • @antt2228
      @antt2228 4 роки тому +12

      @@weegeewegee639 The marketing was absolutely awful though. They could have given it a different name like the "Super Wii," but instead they gave it a name that was too similar to the original Wii (which had a peripheral called the U draw). The games on it, like Splatoon, MK8, SM3DW, Mario Maker, and Breath of the Wild are all great games.
      The only consoles and handhelds I have owned are Nintendo.

    • @maymaymanufacturer1351
      @maymaymanufacturer1351 4 роки тому +2

      What about the virtual boy or the Atari Jaguar ?

  • @wazzledoozle
    @wazzledoozle 4 роки тому +513

    Google will discontinue stadia within 2 years, guaranteed.

    • @tylerlouis293
      @tylerlouis293 4 роки тому +5

      @@PanzerVII-df8hg damn i use nvidia geforce now, cause i cant get a pc or console

    • @tylerlouis293
      @tylerlouis293 4 роки тому +2

      Gabriel Angelo oh yeah that’s true

    • @tylerlouis293
      @tylerlouis293 4 роки тому +2

      Gabriel Angelo nvidia is just there if you want to use cloud gaming as it’s free as of right now, so that makes sense

    • @jacob9673
      @jacob9673 4 роки тому +1

      Gabriel Angelo I hope it does, but it needs to be implemented correctly.

    • @mattsommers4111
      @mattsommers4111 4 роки тому +4

      They're probably just going to keep it going so it doesn't look like a total flop, but I bet the numbers are already almost zero

  • @mastoid45
    @mastoid45 3 роки тому +14

    I remember when I actually wanted this and thought it would be good. Thank god, I never got it.

    • @KarnageGaming
      @KarnageGaming 2 роки тому

      I never wanted one. I realized based on xboxs xcloud that streaming wasnt the way forward.
      For that to work youd need a crazy internet connection which my country (australia) is just never going to have. Plus theres still input lag which makes it impossible to be compediitive.

  • @AceWing905
    @AceWing905 3 роки тому +8

    Just as I'm watching this video
    "Google Stadia's Head of Product has left the company."
    What a joke this has been

    • @annettemaldonado3373
      @annettemaldonado3373 Рік тому +2

      And now it's gonna be yet another addition to the already pretty big Google Graveyard. Yes I know I'm nearly 1 month late

    • @AceWing905
      @AceWing905 Рік тому

      @@annettemaldonado3373 It was inevitable really

  • @nielsssg
    @nielsssg 4 роки тому +113

    Isn't it ironic there's so many video's like this, hosted on Google servers

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +2

      And what? Neither creators or viewers are Google's customers. They're the merchandise. They can do whatever the hell they want. They're still being sold.

    • @nielsssg
      @nielsssg 4 роки тому +6

      @@DonVigaDeFierro if you use Google services you are a customer lol. Their mining your data and selling you ads whether or not you like it. Also that's not my point, my point is that it's ironic UA-cam is littered with video's explaining how badly Stadia sucks. That's ironic to me as UA-cam is run by Google and so is Stadia

    • @mano7636
      @mano7636 4 роки тому +1

      @@DonVigaDeFierro just by watching UA-cam you are a google customer

  • @Hank-fn2ur
    @Hank-fn2ur 4 роки тому +804

    The ads are annoying

    • @raisin896
      @raisin896 4 роки тому +34

      It reminds me of the Atari Jagular Commercials.... ugh....

    • @-spinel-7257
      @-spinel-7257 4 роки тому +82

      Especially the one with the dumb 80s guy that screams everything.

    • @dr.bishop8915
      @dr.bishop8915 4 роки тому +54

      Stadia ads are sometimes the only ads I see a day. If the corporate overlords can see this, stop spamming me.

    • @memememe7081
      @memememe7081 4 роки тому +20

      Not to mention we got that in the fucking game awards.

    • @stanislavosk
      @stanislavosk 4 роки тому +16

      *STADIA!!1!1!1!!1!!*

  • @nehemiahmuchelle4822
    @nehemiahmuchelle4822 Рік тому +7

    Funny how this channel predicted the future of Google Stadia!

  • @charolettebacon6740
    @charolettebacon6740 3 роки тому +7

    I knew stadia was gonna be a massive shitshow. I'd much rather have a box that doesnt require internet to run, than a janky (in a bad way) as hell, unreliable chunk of false advertising that is called the stadia

  • @weirdstraw
    @weirdstraw 4 роки тому +117

    Stadia : Play anywhere you want!
    Nintendo : *calls lawyers*

  • @xenophanessonic821
    @xenophanessonic821 4 роки тому +563

    Stadia: play anywhere!
    Literally Nintendos every portable console: am I a joke to you?

    • @kentrostomy6088
      @kentrostomy6088 4 роки тому +35

      But you could just pick up your tv and Xbox or PlayStation with you to play anyware

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 4 роки тому +9

      @@kentrostomy6088 but stadia cant play online

    • @pinekel1081
      @pinekel1081 4 роки тому +5

      @@jamespilgrim3774 what?

    • @blorbotheidiot5233
      @blorbotheidiot5233 4 роки тому +17

      @@pinekel1081 he was dropped on his head don't worry about it

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 3 роки тому +2

      @@pinekel1081 Lol im saying it is so bad that even with a ethernet cable it will lag

  • @DiabloXL69
    @DiabloXL69 2 роки тому +4

    Phil: Our servers have 10.7 teraflops which is more than ps4 and xbox one
    *Servers: 32bit and 2.7 ghz LOL*

  • @Curlywhrly
    @Curlywhrly 3 роки тому +8

    0:01 he looks like you got a boiled egg and photoshopped a mii face and ears on

  • @GunsNGames1
    @GunsNGames1 4 роки тому +197

    *Whatevah you ah, Stadia lets you play the latest games*

    • @jokes582
      @jokes582 4 роки тому

      Guns N' Games XDDDD

    • @Colborn303Twitch
      @Colborn303Twitch 4 роки тому +5

      When I read this he said it

    • @StayMadLmfao
      @StayMadLmfao 4 роки тому

      CaoWoah hey me too

    • @kerakn_
      @kerakn_ 4 роки тому

      but nintendo switch has games... lots of em

  • @farpointgamingdirect
    @farpointgamingdirect 4 роки тому +248

    Google may want to avoid use of the word "teraflop" in the future...

    • @AlmightyRager95
      @AlmightyRager95 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah, kinda set themselves up without directly mentioning their fate.

    • @timmythedog6984
      @timmythedog6984 4 роки тому +13

      They said that they have more teraflops then xbox and ps4 combined but its only by .5 teraflops -_-

    • @gabrielvault1694
      @gabrielvault1694 4 роки тому +5

      More like gigaflop

    • @fatmeatball
      @fatmeatball 3 роки тому +11

      @@gabrielvault1694
      uh
      tera is higher than giga

    • @vaggiemotha8045
      @vaggiemotha8045 3 роки тому +14

      yeah Teraflop... because stadia was TERAble and FLOPPED like a fish

  • @agevenisse3252
    @agevenisse3252 Рік тому +10

    RID Stadia (Rest In Dumpster). ;)

  • @_colonial_
    @_colonial_ Рік тому +5

    Cloud gaming will never succeed, because it's fundamentally unusable unless you walk an extremely narrow happy path.
    Don't have Ethernet in your home? Don't have a fiber connection? Don't live deep in a major metropolitan area with sufficient edge nodes? *Tough fucking luck,* the laws of physics (and the fact that the Internet is inherently unreliable at the link level) mean that any game you try to stream will be unplayable.

    • @bulborb8756
      @bulborb8756 Рік тому

      it'll frankly be YEARS until Cloud Gaming is actually possible, but right now: the world just isn't ready for it....and perhaps never will, I know this contradicts what I just said, but it's kind of the sad reality

  • @lance2580
    @lance2580 4 роки тому +654

    Stadia: “We are the future of gaming!”
    Yeah, but you never specified that you’re the bad future from Sonic CD.

    • @kidgaming1245
      @kidgaming1245 4 роки тому +30

      Okay that's actually pretty creative😊

    • @newdraftanimations
      @newdraftanimations 4 роки тому +2

      Lance ok funny and all.. but please stop with the criticism.. it’s not easy. Criticising is waaaay more easy so.. keep Calm and give them time

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 4 роки тому +22

      @@newdraftanimations It's been 4 months. People paid a hefty amount of money for it.

    • @marioalexanderski9598
      @marioalexanderski9598 4 роки тому +7

      Eggman is controlling Google

    • @antt2228
      @antt2228 4 роки тому +15

      @@newdraftanimations Isn't criticism the way something is improved? If you got a D- on your English essay, you'd probably want to see what you did wrong from the notes on the essay, written in by the teacher.

  • @homeappliance4360
    @homeappliance4360 4 роки тому +231

    Feel bad for the kids who got this for Christmas

    • @slyreject8370
      @slyreject8370 4 роки тому +52

      I'm pretty sure every parent out there knows about consoles or doesn't know about Stadia. Either way the kids are safe.

    • @kian2302
      @kian2302 4 роки тому +33

      HomeAppliance Yea no kid thought “I want stadia for Christmas”

    • @Azelicee
      @Azelicee 4 роки тому +23

      I got a bootlegged gameboy from China! Even that's better than a stadia thing

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 роки тому +18

      It is a bit difficult to imagine parents buying a sketchy cloud service instead of a Switch for their very young children.

    • @idkusername4106
      @idkusername4106 4 роки тому +1

      @@squeekyisepic9552 why did you do r/wooosh?

  • @wendyhotchkiss7772
    @wendyhotchkiss7772 2 роки тому +9

    1:31 I genuinely thought “teraflop” was a made-up word by Google 😂 Then I found out it’s a real word 😵‍💫

    • @timmanboy1
      @timmanboy1 2 роки тому +2

      I had never heard of teraflop until Microsoft revealed the specs of the Xbox one x.

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 2 роки тому +1

      Tera =trillion
      Flop/s
      FLoating
      Point
      Operations
      Per
      Second

    • @wendyhotchkiss7772
      @wendyhotchkiss7772 2 роки тому +3

      @@haruhisuzumiya6650 Ooooh! Like Floating Point Park from ReBoot.

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 2 роки тому +1

      @@wendyhotchkiss7772 I wouldn't know reboot but it's a measure of performance

  • @randomdude88856
    @randomdude88856 Рік тому +12

    0:06 Stadiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • @MarioMario456
    @MarioMario456 4 роки тому +120

    Cloud gaming means that the players do not actually own the games, meaning: no mods, no DLC, etc.
    Also, it is a mistake since if the Stadia servers shut down, the console becomes a useless piece of plastic.

    • @SamSquids
      @SamSquids 4 роки тому +16

      Adding to that, if say services like steam went under you could still play your purchased games if you had them installed, where as Stadia you can't

    • @odemata87
      @odemata87 4 роки тому +3

      When had you ever owned an actual game?

    • @delano6572
      @delano6572 4 роки тому +8

      @@odemata87 it called physical copies etc

    • @odemata87
      @odemata87 4 роки тому +2

      @@delano6572 you don't own those either, never had. Says it in the included manuals. You can't copy it, share it, modify etc

    • @delano6572
      @delano6572 4 роки тому +8

      @@odemata87 manuals? Ha as long as i got the physical copy that rule is dead to me with this current gen tho im not sure with the updates patches etc im talking about previous gen

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 роки тому +126

    The Virtual Boy logo is just sitting behind you going, "Ah, and you thought I was piece of crap that barely worked!"

    • @1heKing
      @1heKing 3 роки тому +12

      virtual boy looks like a ps5 compared to stadia

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +12

      I honestly enjoy playing a Virtual Boy over using Stadia.
      Granted, I’m using an emulator and it’s mostly ironic fun, but still....

    • @1heKing
      @1heKing 3 роки тому +10

      @@ShibuNub3305 it can be genuine. i love it, red & black warts and all

    • @ScrambledAndBenedict
      @ScrambledAndBenedict 3 роки тому +5

      Oof, you know what's sad about that? For as bad as the Virtual Boy was, it at least did what it was made to do and would at least work when you started it up lol

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 2 роки тому +4

      @@ScrambledAndBenedict Despite having less store time than Stadia you could play at least any of its games despite lack of headstrap

  • @hybridpark9727
    @hybridpark9727 Рік тому +6

    It's Ironic how the Google Stadia just officialy end today on the september 29, 2022😂